#kajsjsjs such a dad....

[ivyglow]

one day your daughter comes home from preschool and shows you and mat a ring pop, claiming that a boy from her class proposed to her and she accepted it (obviously not knowing what it actually means), and overprotective girl dad!mat goes feral “a boy...... proposed to MY BABY?????? ABSOLUTELY NOT”

KAJSJSJS Omg he would make sure to drop her on school the next day and he even calls the team to tell them he’s gonna be late for practice. And when you guys get in front of the school your daughter is quick to find her “husband” who’s with his parents as well and hug him. You guys ended up becoming friends w the boy’s parents although Mat was a lil moody at first.

[minstrivia]

me explaining to my dad that i HAVE to be up early tmrw and NO I CANT WATCH THE MV LATER ARE U INSANE: my dad, a nice guy but an absolute local: 👁👄👁

KAJSJSJS THIS IS LITERALLY HOW IT IS 😭

[caswlw]

I dont have legs to stand on in ice milk or anything else liquid bc I only drink water and sip my dads wine when my moms not looking

help skdjjddj

i have been offered alcohol a Lot by my drunk relatives and i’m always like haha... 💀 bc one time my sister was given a drink that she Thought was normal and it was some kind of alcohol and she looked like she was dying kajsjsj