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[ivyglow]

boy dad mat idea

mat giving his son terrible dating advice and you having to intervene ksjhdkdk

“and that's how your mom fell for me” he’s all smug and you’re torn between laughing or slapping him “that’s not how it happened, mathew!” “It was kinda like this, babe” “no, it wasn’t, don’t listen to your dad,” you tell your son and he’s seconds away from crackling just like barzy, the same laugh, the same antics, throwing his head back, open mouth, the funny sound coming from his throat. you look at your husband and he looks back at you silently agreeing that you created the best human being ever and he’s gonna do great mathew’s advice aside 

[newlyacquiredbois]

hi hello thank you so much for the sweet message🥰

i just wanted to let you know that love your blog and you always make me laugh (especially in the lb tag during the games)!!

Omg you don't know how much that means to me!!!

Here have a super cute picture of tito that just got shared with me

[ebsmind]

good morning, hope you have a fantastic day today babe🥰

[rosesvioletshardy]

PLEASE DJDJJDJDJS

[jacaerysvelaryonsss]

yo psychoanalysis anon be helping me find out things about myself with only a few posts, WAY more than my therapist did in months worth of sessions, so uh— thank you💖🥰 i really appreciate it

and uh... i gotta ask👉🏻👈🏻—anthony beauvillier? cause this man has no idea how much power he holds over me and i don’t think that’s okay

RIGHT, they’re doing better than the therapists out there 🤩

but uhhh yeah, please tell us about our boy beauvillier please :)

[oconnrs]

hi hello just passing by to say: you complimented my layout, BUT YOURS OH MY GOD I’M IN LOVE WITH THAT HEADER (i say this as a certified young beezer simp), and love the new url, ilya sorokin supremacy in this house!

UHM THANK YOU SO MUCH?! I LITERALLY ADORE YOUR CONTENT FEELING VERY FLATTERED RN

send me an ‘i follow you because...’

[elitebarzal]

💕 get to know your mutuals!! when you get this, it means someone wants to know more about you, so list 5 things about yourself you want your followers to know. they can be as simple as your age or as complex as your deepest fear, as long as it’s something you’re comfortable with sharing. when you’re done, send this to 10 people you want to get to know better!! 🥺🌼💕

I'm sorry, I suck at answering things as soon as I get them

super random but

1. I'm almost 20 years old, my birthday is April 6th and I'm not dealing with it very well

2. I want to be a veterinarian one day (I haven't entered the university yet, which is why I die from studying)

3. I learned English on my own (that's also why I make so many mistakes, my bad)

4. I hate wearing anything pink, which makes my mom crazy

5. to make her happy, I did 7 years of ballet and although it was never my real passion, it was good for me and saved my posture

[mondieumat]

💕 get to know your mutuals!! when you get this, it means someone wants to know more about you, so list 5 things about yourself you want your followers to know. they can be as simple as your age or as complex as your deepest fear, as long as it’s something you’re comfortable with sharing. when you’re done, send this to 10 people you want to get to know better!! 🥺🌼💕

HI B & C!! @barzypatty also asked this<3

these r simple n i think it describes me enough

i found pleasure in

rain esp heavy day rain

healthy foods im so bad at this i think im obsessed yesterday i got an anxiety attack knowing i dont have greens & fruits to eat

mental health wellness & awareness

sushi

that feeling when yk youre free from ur trauma!! this is major

[acabecca]

hii happy birthday becca!!! sending so much love and happiness and everything & anything your heart desires for this beautiful day!!!!🥰✨💕💖🎉🎉

thank you so much! ❤️❤️

and happy birthday to your brother too! ☺️

[imagines-r-s]

💕 get to know your mutuals!! when you get this, it means someone wants to know more about you, so list 5 things about yourself you want your followers to know. they can be as simple as your age or as complex as your deepest fear, as long as it’s something you’re comfortable with sharing. when you’re done, send this to 10 people you want to get to know better!! 🥺🌼💕

awe omg i love these things

ok uh

1. i really like marvel and star wars. in terms of movies i like to analyze them for fun

2. i carry around a pair of sunglasses with me almost everywhere bc i think they look cool. they’re pink and bedazzled

3. i used to do gymnastics and i did for like 12 years. i still do tumbling and stuff, i also cheer for my school

4. i’ve never broken a bone or been stung by a bee

5. i have a lot of pictures of frogs in my camera roll

[ivyglow]

ok ok so between everyone that you write for, which ones do you think are ass, boobs or thigh guys? i need this for... scientific purposes😌

boobs - barzy, brock, elias 

thighs - nolan, andre, m tkachuk, freddie

ass - pld, beau, nathan m

[islesnucks]

NOT SO COINCIDENTALLY - TLYER SEGUIN X READER

this used to be a fic for another player that i do not write for anymore, i didn’t know if i should delete it or what but so many people suggested reusing it for another player that i said whatever fuck it i loved writing this and put work into it it wont just go to waste

so if you’re reading it and think mmmm i’ve already read this is because you probably did but with another player lol

anyway hope you enjoy this new version, i made some minor changes

Word Count: 1.6k

Warnings: make out (?)

Summary: Tyler confesses your meet cute may not have been so much of a coincidence as you thought

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Tyler was laying on the couch, head resting comfortably in your lap. There was some comedy movie playing on the TV, or maybe it was a drama? He was too focused on you to even know. Whatever you were watching was just background noise for him as he relaxed under your touch, your fingers running through his hair, gently scraping his scalp like you knew he loved.

“You’re missing the movie.” you said teasingly. You could feel his eyes on you the whole time, not that he was trying to hide it at all.

He let out a chuckle and then raised his arm, his hand sneaking to the back of your neck pulling you down to him. A smile appeared on your face matching his as you leaned down to connect your lips on a sweet kiss. You would never get tired of that feeling, it was always like the first time. His lips were warm against yours, tasting the coffee you had enjoyed minutes ago. You gave him a final peck and pulled away.

“What’s on your mind?” you asked going back to massaging his scalp. He had been quiet for a while, something really strange for him even if you were after all watching a movie.

“I have something to confess.” he said and quickly corrected himself when he saw your worried expression. “No, no. It’s good I promise. Well I think it’s good, depends on your reaction”

He lifted himself from your lap and sat next to you, facing you. You shifted on the couch to face him too and he took your hands in his, something he’d do whenever either of you were nervous.

“Is this when you tell me this was a bet all along but you eventually fell in love with me and want me to forgive you?” you tried to joke but he knew you, he could sense the concern in your voice even when you tried to play it cool.

“First of all you watch too many movies. Secondly, relax.” He squeezed your hand on a reassuring manner and his tender gaze was enough to calm you down. It was Tyler after all, your Tyler, he’d never do anything to hurt you.

“Can you just tell me so I can stop freaking out?”

“Ok, ok. Remember how we met?” he asked and you nodded unsure where he was going.

“Yeah, at the park when Gerry came running to me.” you said remembering that afternoon almost a year ago as you looked at the Gerry and Cash sound asleep cuddling in Cash’s bed not too far from you.

It was a meet cute right out of a movie. You were new in the city and decided to go for a walk to the park near your apartment, something you had been doing quite often since it was really the only place you knew and it helped you unwind from the stress of the moving.

You were walking down the gravel path when you saw a dog running your way, followed by a really cute guy shouting what you presumed was his name with another two dogs by his side. Thinking he had probably escaped his leash, you kneeled down and brought your arms to pet him so he’d stop running.

“Hey buddy.” you said to the labrador who was already reaching to lick you making you laugh.

“I’m so sorry, he normally doesn’t break loose like that.” He crouched next to you and now that you had him closer you were sure he was even cuter than you thought.

“Oh don’t worry. I’m Y/N by the way.”

“Tyler.” he replied accompanied by his best smile. “And this are Gerry, Cash and Marshall.” He gestured to the three dogs that were already throwing themselves at you, fighting for your attention.

“A pleasure to meet you.” you said to the dogs, moving so you could pet all three of them. Tyler watched the sweet interaction and an idea came to his mind.

“Wanna join us for a walk?”

“I’d love to.” you answered, maybe a little too quickly.

That time you didn't walk around the park alone for a change, this time you were accompanied by a cute stranger and his two dogs. You spent the rest of the afternoon walking and talking, it felt strange to have someone to talk to. The moment you told Tyler you were new in town he saw his opportunity to ask you for your number with the excuse of showing you around the city. And so he did.

He texted you as soon as he got home. Next day he was already taking you to some of his favorite places and you had a wonderful time, for the first time you didn’t miss home so much. Then he took you to places he liked. Then to places he knew. And when he ran out of “new” places to take you to he decided it was time to actually ask you on a real date, to which you instantly said yes, almost too quickly again. So you went on a date, two, three. Soon enough he was introducing you to his friends and taking you to his games. Dallas started feeling like home, Tyler felt like home. And that’s how the cute stranger from the park with three dogs became your boyfriend.

“Well things may have been a little different that you thought.” Tyler’s voice brought you back to reality.

“What do you mean?” You looked at him confused.

“When Gerry went up to you, it wasn't because he suddenly decided to run away. I may have thrown his favorite toy your way …”

“No you didn’t.” You brought your hands to cover your mouth, trying to hide the smile as you realized what had happened.

“I did. I had seen you the last couple days at the park and I didn’t know how to approach you without looking like a creep so...” Tyler blushed and that only made your smile grow. Seeing him embarrassed was not something that happened often, you were really enjoying it.

“So you used your dog as bait?” you finished his sentence teasingly.

“Kind of.” he replied, raising his eyebrows.

“That’s low Seguin.”

“I mean I’d say it was brilliant.” he said, his usual witty tone coming back.

“Shut up.” you said rolling your eyes as you leaned in to give him what was supposed to be a playful peck on the lips, but Tyler had other plans.

The moment your lips touched him he started leaning more and more. You giggled into the kiss, already knowing where he was going. He moved so that you were laying on our back on the couch with him hovering over you, resting his weight on his forearm placed next to your head. His other hand grabbed you by the waist as yours met behind his neck, pulling him closer.

Tyler was about to go down your neck, already thinking about kissing that one spot under your ear just so he could hear one of his favorite sounds, that deep hum you’d let out as soon as his lips touched your skin; when a pair of paws appeared on the couch beside your heads and then he felt Gerry licking his face.

“We’re kind of in the middle of something.” he said, turning his head to face the dog with a mixture of amusement and annoyance. You giggled as you watched the stare down take place, Gerry completely oblivious to what was going on.

“Hey be nice. We wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for him.” you reminded him, playfully pushing his chest so he’d move to make space for the dog.

He reluctantly moved away from on top of you, falling back on his spot on the couch from before with a loud sigh trying to seem irritated but failing. Gerry happily climbed on the couch and then to your lap once you had sat up. Soon Cash was joining you and Tyler couldn’t help but smile as he watched you struggle to accommodate both dogs on your lap so neither would feel neglected.

“Thank God Marshall isn’t here.” you joked a bit out of breath as the two labs moved on top of you. But as if he had heard you, soon you felt the sound of paws against the wooden floor approaching you.

“Incoming.” Tyler said as he watched behind you the brown lab make his way to the couch and climb on top of you to join his brothers.

It was a mess as the three dogs fought to be on your lap and having only two hands to pet three dogs didn't make it easier. Watching the sweet scene unfold in front of him he made a mental note to buy some treats for his dogs next time he went out, after all if it weren’t for them you maybe wouldn’t be sitting in front of him right now, and for that he was extremely thankful.

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[ebsmind]

here’s some pinky and bullie content since @barbienoturbby asked 🙄🤚🏼 (i love u bae and ur wish is my command <3)

anyways here are my bbys <3

(not bullie getting in trouble while i make this🙄)

[ilyasorokinn]

sour series

status: on hiatus

olivia rodrigo is my queen, so it was only right to come out with a series. all these pieces are stand alones. i'm not sure how long these will be, they might be short, they might be long. 

these fics below are based on the whole song, not just the lines of lyrics below. sorry if that’s confusing. feel free to ask questions.

*this is all fiction. i am, in no way, saying this is how they behave*

brutal - alex turcotte 

“where’s my f*cking teenage dream? / if someone tells me one more time / “enjoy your youth,” i'm gonna cry” 

traitor - adam boqvist 

“you talked to her when we were together / loved you at your worst, but that didn’t matter / it took you two weeks to go off and date her / guess you didn’t cheat, but your still a traitor” 

drivers license - joel farabee 

“and i know we weren't perfect but i've never felt this way for no one / and i just can't imagine how you could be so okay now that i'm gone” 

1 step forward, 3 steps back - ryan graves

“cause it’s always one step forward, and three steps back / i'm the love of your life till i make you mad / it’s always one step forward, and three steps back / do you love, want me, hate me? / boy, i don’t understand” 

deja vu - andrei svechnikov 

“so when you gonna tell her that we did that, too? / she thinks it’s special, but it’s all reused / that was our place, I found it first / i made the jokes you tell her when she’s with you” 

good 4 u - jamie oleksiak

“good for you, you're doin' great out there without me / baby, god, i wish that i could do that / i've lost my mind / i've spent the night cryin' on the floor in my bathroom” 

enough for you - william nylander 

“and you always say i'm never satisfied / but i don't think that's true / 'cause all i ever wanted was to be enough for you / and all I ever wanted was to be enough for you” 

happier - mat barzal 

“oh, i hope you’re happy, but not like how you were with me / i'm selfish, i know, i can’t let you go / so find someone great but i don’t find no one better / i hope you’re happy, but don’t be happier” 

jealousy, jealousy - kirby dach

“and i'm so sick of myself, rather be, rather be, anyone, anyone else, jealousy, jealousy”

favorite crime - nathan mackinnon 

“you used me as an alibi / i crossed my heart as you crossed the line / and i defended you to all my friends / and now, every time a siren sounds / i wonder if you’re around / cause you know i'd do it all again” 

hope ur okay - elias pettersson 

“don’t know if i'll see you again someday / but if you’re out there, i hope you’re okay” 

i apologize in advance :(

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[jacaerysvelaryonsss]

Pass the happy! 🌻 When you receive this, list 5 things that make you happy and send this to 10 of the last people in your notifications!

ahhh, thank youuu! 🥰

my moots who i’ve met on here (yes every single one of them)

any type of music

my parents

my lil doggy, even if he’s annoying sometimes

my homeboy kurtis conner

[kolsmikaelson]

birthday boy- jamie drysdale

(gif not mine)

a/n- in honor of jamies 19th! this is shorter than most stuff i write but i hope you enjoy!

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you woke up the morning of jamies birthday,with him cuddled into your side. having him so close to you was one of your favorite things. another one if your favorite things was braiding his hair. during quarantine, he’d let his hair grow out just long enough to be braided. you discovered your love for braiding his hair when he fell asleep on your chest during one of your movie nights.

you grab a small bit of his hair and begin braiding it. not long after you finish the first few braids, you hear jamie mumble a quiet, “good morning love.” you smile down at him, “morning jame, happy birthday.” you murmur before pressing a soft kiss to his head. you see a faint smile break out on his face.

“you stay here, i’ll be right back.’’ you tell him before rushing out of bed. you had gotten him a special engraved bracelet that says, ‘always and forever.’ you knew it was a bit cheesy but you knew he’d love it though. you run to get it from a random drawer you hid it in and rush back to the bed. you eagerly hand it to jamie, “open it!’’ he chuckles at you and begins to unwrap the small box. when he finally opens it up and reads what is engraved on it you can see him tearing up. he immediately pulls you into a hug and thanks you over and over. you laugh, “ you’re welcome, i love you jame.”

you see the shock on his face, not surprised considering this is the first time you’ve said it. you’d known for a while now but wanted to wait for the right moment. a grin breaks out on his face, “i love you y/n, so much.” your heart flutters at his words. “breakfast?” he asks. “i’ll go make something you go shower okay?” you mumble in response.” he nods quickly and jumps up ready for the day.

you’re standing in front of the stove when you hear his footsteps. jamie walks up behind you and wraps his arms around your waist and nuzzles his face into your neck. “y’know i love when you braid my hair” he muttered into your neck. you smile widely and turn around in his arms. “want me to re-braid it, jame?” you question. he nods shyly, you chuckle at how shy he seemed. “okay, give me a few to finish this. will you go grab some hair ties from the bathroom for me while you wait please?” he nods before kissing a quick kiss to your lips and walking back out of the kitchen.

when you finished making jamies favorite pancakes, you put a couple on a plate and bring them to him in the living room. you find him patiently waiting on the edge of the couch with a handful of hair ties. you laugh at the amount of hair ties he got, knowing you’d need many less than how many he has. when he hears your laugh, he turns his head your way with a smile he eagerly hands you a few of the hair ties. you sit down behind him and start braiding his hair. you sit in a comfortable silence until you finish.

“i’m done bubs.” he quickly pulls out his phone, “take a picture please?” he asks sweetly. you take his phone and take a few photos so he could see it all. he turns around and pulls you into a hug. “thank you y/n, i love it.”

hours later you were laying in bed with jamie half asleep beside you. a few hours earlier you and jamie facetimed his family, it was one of the best days you’d both had in a while. you heard jamie snoring softly beside you, and you lean down to press a kiss to his head. “i love you birthday boy, always and forever.” but when you don’t know, is jamie had woken up just long enough to hear you say that. he then falls asleep with a faint smile on his face that night.

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