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That's right. Why are you two not married yet? 😞
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When your self insert OC immediately kills himself after discovering yoohan is canon
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It makes logical sense if YJH spotted KDJ on the Kaixenix archipelago using his Sage Eyes but it'd be funnier to me if YJH saw Ricardo being executed and his face extremely calm as if he's either confident that he won't die or he's ready to die but you can't tell which, and YJH went
"That's not Ricardo.....that's Kim Dokja!!!"
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that moment in kaixenix archipelago arc where hsy is like we were supposed to be married! i explicitly told you to marry me! why are we not married yet! like dokja no excuse is sufficient im still upset why were u not married :(((((
#im in my doksoo feels rn can u tell#sometimes i think abt what could've been...#yoohankim has so much potential im gonna write a fic abt them someday#orv#yoohankim#doksoo#joongdok#kdj#kim dokja#han sooyoung#hsy#yoo joonghyuk#yjh#omniscient reader's viewpoint
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Happy birthday to the one and only sunfish bastard Yoo Joonghyuk. Our (former) regressor, the spacefarer, supreme king, conquering king, puppet of the oldest dream, (I cannot spell his name) Kaixenix, the punisher, breaking the sky sword beauty, 33 unemployed, the one who ate dirt, etc etc etc…
And Secretive Plotter too <3 the one who hides under the veil of stars but can never hide from the gaze that is called The Reader. May you both have happy lives with your found families or succeed in your search to complete that found family.
#Orv#omniscient reader viewpoint#yoo joonghyuk#Happy birthday yoo joonghyuk#emo sunfish bastard#secretive plotter#technically#Orv spoilers ig#Secretive plotter gets a cake saying happy 21763+ years old#Where did that denomination come from-SP#Idk saw that guy’s been chilling in a train for that long -LJH#SP sighs
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things that happened in the sad book apocalypse novel that I Am Not Over
----> copy pasted from my silly little notes app
- Kdj's second mother is persephone, his father is hades
- Kdj's brother is a literal monkey. I mean like 3 literal monkeys. And he is also a monkey. A magical one. Hes also a squid
- Also his first mother covered up his first homicide, which was his first father. Biologically at least
- The constellations become idols
- Biyoo's mentor as Shin Yoosung of the 41st round was Yjh, her soul was taken by Kdj and stuffed in an egg for Bihyung to hatch, so excluding whoever her bio parents were, Biyoo had a grand total of 3 dads
- To reiterate, he had a daughter with a weird troll who became the king of weird trolls. she is also a fluffy ball with a horn.
- Secretive Plotter is the embodiment of Washing Machine Heart
- Yjh becomes a girl for a bit
- Hsy is a boy when we meet her
- Kdj becomes an actual demon king
(ah yes the three genders; girl, boy and demon king)
- yjh kdj and hsy scam anna croft out of 3 million coins
- hmg's child gets possessed by a goetic demon
- kdj gets a scenario where he'll die if he doesn't socialize
- ysa slams yjh's head into a wall
- The 4th wall eats kdj's mother (as in the wanderer king)
- lhs turns into a sword and starts sobbing
- lhs gets kidnapped by the wizard of oz (in a sense)
- Surya (as in the god of the fucking sun) has a train.
- knw becomes an EVA like shinji's mom. or an EVA pilot? idk i never got that bit
- the way hmg got the child. iykyk ;)
- Buddha himself shoves the main characters into a period drama - Actaully no the entire Kaixenix arc wtf was that
- "[Constellation 'Demon Kind of Salvation'] is throwing a tantrum at constellation 'Secretive Plotter']"
- kdj beating the shit out of paul (king shit)
- jhy called kdj ugly to his face upon barely having spoken to him
- yjh fought a dog (we love breaking the sky sword master though)
- abfd made hsy move kdj so that instead of an attack hitting his <black flame dragon> it literally killed him
- "Im sure hsy and kdj are doing something very important and hard for us and thats why they couldn't stay" Cut to hsy and kdj living it up in a ferrari
- 999 yjh turns into a dumpling
- kdj turns into a dumpling
- ljh misunterstanding kdj and yjh
- "maybe kdj likes getting kidnapped"
- The pocketwatch being left on the bed after yjh leaves :(((
- 1863 hsy plagerising her way into seeing the conclusion and then becoming tls123
- kdj not liking tomatoes
- hsy's first hint of suspicion that something was up with 49%kdj being that he liked tomatoes
- 999knw,ljh, and uriel and 1863 yjh taking od to parent-teacher conferences
- hades when persephone was leaving: "honeyy do you HAVEE to leave :'ccc"
- "Terrorist identified as supreme king yoo junghyeok, 33, unemployed"
- "WEIRD SPACECRAFT SEEN CRASHING INTO EARTH WITH... TERRORIST YJH INSIDE OF IT?????"
- hsy becoming a professor who teaches stuff about webnovels
- 999yjh teaching kdj how to properly make murim dumplings
- ysa becomes tripitaka and a prospective buddha part 2
- kimcom fights the sun and also the ocean
- "yjh. where is kdj?"
- "This man. Arrest him."
- tmyfiictrwiegtmya?
- yjh eats dirt
- yjh gets revenge on dokja for making him eat the dirt
- The Secretive Plotter has been having a "domiti why not me" moment for the entire round so far so he sends kdj to kill him in the 1863rd round in such a way that yjh doesn't regress ever again but with the ulterior motive of ensuring that 1863!yjh doesn't become him in the present thereby erasing his existence (rip)
Except that just results in kdj creating both him and the current yjh, neither of which would have happened if he didnt sent kdj out in the first place thus resulting in all of his problems.
- Secretive Plotter also sent out hsy#2 to his round and she ended up becoming one of the things that caused the entire story to happen to begin with. Thus resulting in both his existence and all his problems by extension.
- tl;dr, secretive plotter fucked up his plotting so bad that it literally became the cause of all of his problems. and everyone else's problems by extension bc protagonist.
- The fact that everything is in a time loop
- The multiverse and also the fact that jaehwan is in it too
- kdj was in the subway for over 21,763 years mind if i cry
- sooyoung and junghyeok share the love language of chokehold
- hsy @ dokkaebi king: "yeahh so about the apocalypse. could you like,, not..?" or smthng like that
- everything is happening at the same time. bro. bro.
- anna croft was born in las vegas. i did not know you could be born in las vegas. i did not know that ppl actually gave birth in las vegas bc the first thing their baby would probably smell would be cigarette smoke and it would probably develop epilepsy or sumn from all the lights
- that one scene where jhw shoots up with her angel wings, hsy rides a dragon up into the sky, and yjh walks on air or something like that shit was cold
- the potential of a golden eye edit with yjh bc of his transcender eye AND IT SHOULD HAPPEN ALREADY
- kdj just having been a constellation this whole time and an incarnation the whole time as well. he kinda had the pain from both sides :(((
- hsy casually being rich asf pre apocalypse AND A NEPO BABY TOO
- the entire book was just a bunch of people ((well mostly just the two)) faced with a trolly problem on a multi-global scale, AND THEY STILL chose the one guy because he meant that damn much to them.
- Yjh misunderstanding Sangja and going, "You have a woman you l o v e" and shitittt
- That scene where yjh met btsss and just immediately ran away
- kyrgios and ngmy being exes. bro wanted a giant woman (allll you wanna do. is see me turn intooooo) and got the giantest. other bro w wanted a short king and got the shortest. they took height difference to the extreme.
- ljh calling ngmy "Grand-Master" LIKE GRANDMA BC SHE WAS YJH'S MASTER AWWDUSHDEHA
- Yoo Hosung (Reincarnator Island Fable-Control Guy) being ljh's "Great-Grand-Master" LIKE GREAT-GRANDPA BC HE TAUGHT NGMY WHO TAUGHT YJH (and also kyrgios)
- The pebble story being actually relevant ('The stone and I')
- Uriel. Archangel Uriel is a fucking nerd. Kdj is her little meow-meow
- Metatron and Agares just scheming in the great war of saints and demons like little schemers
#orv#i swear this book gets so wild#i dont think theres a single au out there that can beat out the sheer insanity this book already contains#uh#orv spoilers#queued for funsies#words
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Round 1, Match 7: Wado Ichimonji vs. Unbreakable Faith
Wado Ichimonji
From: One Piece
Wielder: Roronoa Zoro, Kunia (formerly)
One of Zoro's three swords. It represents his promise to his now-deceased childhood friend and rival to become the world's greatest swordsman. The sword is extremely durable, withstanding a blow from multiple deadly blades. Zoro wields this sword in his mouth when using his other two swords in his hands.
Unbreakable Faith
From: Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint
Wielder: Kaixenix (formerly), Kim Dokja (currently)
Unbreakable Faith was the sword of the hero Kaixenix, who crafted it with the attributes of fire, darkness, and divinity. When Kim Dokja found the sword, it was Broken Faith, and he used his knowledge of the world to repair it. Unbreakable Faith represents his faith in the world as a foundation that keeps him going, until it finally shatters in tandem with Kim Dokja’s perception of the world.
#one piece#zoro#one piece zoro#ronoroa zoro#wado ichimonji#omniscient reader's viewpoint#orv kim dokja#sword showdown#sword showdown rematch#sword showdown polls
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I just read the Kaixenix Archipelago part of ORV and was struck by a *vision*. Thus, I made this on a phone at 11:00 pm
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Some Kaixenix stuff I recently drew
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IM ON KAIXENIX ARC
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YJK literally got tortured by HSY in kaixenix and this man gave no fks.
i love how the second kim dokja isnt around yoohan start playing psychosexual mind games with each other (kaizenix arc, museum fight, 1863 etc) like they WILL try to rip out each others throats. for fun
#didn't even let out a peep#according to HSY#i mean it was Yuri torturing him but still#HSY recalls it so casually as if she was remembering to buy more milk#and yjk was like yep that did happen like she was asking about the weather#yoohan is so jaded with each others extremes#i cant even#I still cant get over how HSY calls KDJ and YJK 'hardcore bastards'#and YJK was deadass like... you are too#orv#yoo joonghyuk#han sooyoung#yoohan
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KDJ's dream is to have blonde hair? Every time this man picks out an OC or a cool new form... it's always blonde.
Jang Hayoung
Ricardo Von Kaixenix
Getting possessed by the Great Sage and keeping the blonde hair just in time for his Cool Speech for the final scenario
#Every time this man has an opportunity to become blonde he chooses it#kim dokja#Does LHH count#let the man become blonde#orv spoilers#orv#omniscient reader's viewpoint
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In this household, we follow the genre <Kim Dokja's company> and in <Kim Dokja's company> a dark magician evil queen can be the ruler of Kaixenix archipelago so write that down and shut your trap
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"What made a great fable a fable is none ither than the people in it."
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….It was also the sound of a Great Fable collapsing on itself.
[Great Fable, ‘Kaixenix Archipelago’, is activating its authority to control every citizen in the archipelago!]
The giant story exhausted its own existence to continue its life. Unfortunately, what made a Great Fable a fable was….
[Every Reincarnator in the Archipelago ‘Kaixenix’ is resisting against the Great Fable’s control.]
…..None other than the people in it.
[Worldview has accepted your reply.]
[You have satisfied the scenario clear condition.]
[Sub-Scenario: ‘Genre Selection’ has concluded.]
[Scenario clear reward is being calculated.]
#orv#orv spoilers#omniscient reader#omniscient reader's viewpoint#sing shong#sing song#three methods arc#chapter 381#kaixenix#fable#kim dokja's company#kim dokja#kim dok ja#kim dok-ja#kdj#yoo joonghyuk#yoo jonghyuk#yu joong hyeok#yu joonghyeok#yu joong-hyeok#yjh#han sooyung#han suyeong#hsy
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중독 | Joongdok Kaixenix AU Thread for the other winner of my twitter giveaway, festeringlilies! 💕
In which, instead of HSY, YJH and KDJ were the first ones to appear in the scenario, having to live in it for 50 years before most of the others arrived... [Full Thread]
As y'all can see, I may have had too much fun with the outfits~ huehuehuehue 💕
#joongdok#dokhyuk#orv#omniscient reader#kim dokja#yoo joonghyuk#kaixenix au#중독#전독시#전지적독자시점#aether draws
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