#kaiju hachigou

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I had this thought based on the new Kaiju no. 8: Relax chapter (well chapter 4 is new to me at least) where Kafka is tasked with taking a picture of Hoshina with his eyes open, requested by his fan club. Kafka (and Kikoru who’s somehow involved) repeatedly fail.

And now they’re beginning to grow desperate.

Kafka finally outright asks Hoshina what makes him open his eyes fully (beyond him glaring at a tray of Mont Blanc like he wants to devour the whole thing), trying to keep it as a bit of casual conversation. Hoshina thinks for a moment, then says ‘looking at my girlfriend.’ Kafka fights to not blurt out you have a GIRLFRIEND?? and asks a few questions about who, how, where in the hopes that maybe they can meet you and snap that infernal picture. Hoshina says that you’re working abroad at the moment (Kafka nearly dies on the spot, it’s impossible, he gives up!) but that he has some pictures of you that he can show since they are both so nosy. 

Hoshina pulls out his phone and just stares at the screen for a moment, eyes opening and an unusually soft smile spreading on his face. Kafka elbows Kikoru, hissing at her to take the picture! Kikoru is dazed at just how different Hoshina looks but she pulls herself together to snap a pic that Kafka deems HAS to be good enough.

Kafka and Kikoru have to pay for their victory by listening to Hoshina yapping for the next hour and a half about how cute you are, showing them practically every sfw picture he has of you.