#kaidou x y/n

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Y/N's bad luck

Pairing: Saiki Kusuo x Reader

Warning(s): None

A/N: idk what to say man, i love kusuo so much. please tell me if there are grammatical errors, english is not my first lenguaje!

Summary: Y/N has dangerous bad luck. Saiki tries to not get involved with her but for some reason he always ends up saving her anyways.

Y/n was a new transfer student at PK Academy, and as soon as Saiki Kusuo laid eyes on her, he knew there was something off about her. It wasn't just that she had a cheerful and outgoing personality that clashed with his own introverted tendencies, or that she always seemed to be getting into some kind of trouble - there was something else, something he couldn't quite put his finger on.

But Saiki was content to keep his distance and observe from afar, not wanting to get involved with someone who seemed to be surrounded by such dangerous bad luck. Y/n's misfortunes ranged from tripping on stairs to getting caught in freak weather events, and Saiki didn't want to risk being caught up in her chaos.

That is, until one day when Y/n's bad luck took a particularly dangerous turn. She was walking home from school when a car suddenly careened off the road and headed straight for her. Saiki watched in horror as Y/n froze in place, unable to move out of the way in time.

Without thinking, Saiki used his psychic powers to move Y/n out of the path of the car, barely managing to dodge it himself. Y/n looked up at him, her eyes wide with shock and gratitude, and Saiki found himself unable to look away.

From that day on, Saiki found himself inexplicably drawn to Y/n, even though he knew that getting involved with her could only lead to trouble. But no matter how hard he tried to keep his distance, he couldn't help but find himself saving her from one mishap after another.

It wasn't until one particularly close call that Saiki realized the truth - he wasn't just saving Y/n because he felt sorry for her, or because he was trying to avoid being caught up in her bad luck. He was saving her because he cared about her, more than he had ever cared about anyone before.

As Saiki continued to save Y/n from her dangerous mishaps, he couldn't help but feel a sense of responsibility towards her. He knew that if he didn't intervene, something terrible could happen to her, and he couldn't bear the thought of anything happening to her.

But at the same time, Saiki couldn't deny the attraction he felt towards Y/n. There was something about her optimism and resilience in the face of her bad luck that drew him in, even as he tried to maintain a distance.

As time went on, Saiki found himself spending more and more time with Y/n. They would sit together at lunch, work on projects together, and even study together. And while Saiki was hesitant to admit it, he found himself enjoying her company more and more with each passing day.

However, Saiki also knew that his involvement in Y/n's life was a double-edged sword. While he wanted to protect her from harm, he also knew that his psychic powers and involvement could potentially attract more danger towards her.

Despite his reservations, Saiki couldn't help but continue to save Y/n from harm, and he found himself becoming more and more attached to her. He knew that he couldn't keep his feelings hidden forever, but for the time being, he was content to simply be by her side and protect her from harm.

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Shut Up

Kaido x Reader

Summary: Kaido and Y/n breakup.

A/n: Heavily based on the song Shut Up by Black Eye Peas

“Girl, our love is dyin' Why did you stop tryin'?” Kaido sobs and slurs drunkenly making you sigh in resignation. This conversation feels like it’s on repeat.

Sometime ago you met Kaido and fell deeply in love with him. He was strong, kind and exhilarating. His love was intoxicating and so was the picturesque image he built up in your head on being the perfect family. Just the three of you, together.

Ever since you met Yamato, the cracks slowly started to form in the image in which you use to behold Kaido. You started to slowly see the reality on who your partner really was.

He wasn’t strong, he was imposing and authoritative.

He wasn’t kind, he was controlling and manipulative.

He wasn’t exhilarating, he was erratic and unpredictable.

He wasn’t a loving dedicated father, he was controlling and abusive.

But in your desperation to save the future you desperately wanted, you tried your hardest to hold onto the honeymoon period with Kaido and raise Yamato with the love she deserved. You spent countless hours counselling Kaido on how to be a better father and a better partner.

And as the saying goes, you can’t help those who won’t help themselves.

You’d both get caught in screaming matches over anything and everything or at least, that’s how it feels.

It wasn’t until the annexing of Wano, had you finally come to terms with the reality.

He continues to be an elusive partner.

He continues to be an absent father.

In addition, he’s now a cruel leader over what use to be a happy nation.

You soon realised that the situation wasn’t going to improve. All of the root issues in your relationship stems from Kaido not shaping up to be the better version you’re trying to push him to be. He won’t change, and you can’t make him change.

Truth be told, he was never the person you thought he was.

“I never been a quitter, But I do deserve better.” You answer, slugging your full backpack over your should attempting to walk off only for Kaido to snatch the bag, holding you in place.

“Believe me I will do better. Let's forget the past and start this new plan.” Kaido begins to sputter and all empty promises, just like he always does.

“Why? 'Cause it's the same old routine and then next week we just scream about the same thing.” You retort with frustration.

“I know you're tired of the things I say-“

“You're damn right 'Cause I heard them lame damn empty promises just yesterday.” You scream.

“That was a different thing.” Kaido defends.

“No, it ain't.”

“That was a different thing” Kaido pleads desperately, seeing your unwavering stance.

“No, it ain't”.

“That was a different thing!” Kaido asserts angrily which blows your fuse at his naivety.

“It was the same damn thing, same ass excuse! This conversation is useless!” You turn for the final time, you back facing the man you believed held your world. Now a crumbling, weepy mess.

Without uttering another word, you leave, quickly dashing out through the door.

“You’ll be back!” He exclaims, more as a delusional claim to comfort himself, rather than the ugly truth.

You see Yamato at the bottom of the stairs, pools of tears running down her face. “Please don’t leave.”

Your heart tugs painfully.

You did consider staying for no one else but Yamato, but there is really no helping it. For your own sake and your own sanity, you must leave.

“I’m sorry sweetie, I have to go. But!” You say, pressing a torn piece of paper into Yamatos palm. “Take this, you’ll know what to do when you are older. You’ll always have a home with me okay?” You whisper, holding Yamato tightly one last time. “I’m sorry.”

Yamato nods bravely. “Safe travels Y/n, I’ll see you soon.”

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A Not-So-Disastrous Romance (Book 2) Prologue

Saiki Kusuo x Reader

Prologue: Relationship

Summary: Saiki reintroduces us to the cast.

Quick Key:

“Hello” -Saiki speaking telepathically

Hello -Saiki thinking

“Hello” -regular people speaking out loud, Saiki speaking with telepathy

Hello -regular people thinking

Mouse Note: We're back! Just a cute reintroduction to characters and our beloved pair, but we are back. Updates will be Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays unless I fall behind or have to take a break, which is unlikely. And without further ado, welcome back to A Not-So-Disastrous Romance! It's such a fun story, and we've got a ton of fun moments going on this book. Please comment your thoughts, it helps me continue to write, and I love hearing your thoughts! 

            Saiki sighed in irritation as every single one of his bothers at school (aka “friends”) were reintroduced (even if only a week had passed since his birthday party). He really didn’t need the crowd. He could have made it extremely quick. For example:

            Himself, Kusuo Saiki: psychic who has uncontrollably powerful abilities, loves coffee jelly

            His mother: kind and considerate, loves her husband

            His father: the annoying parent, loves his wife

            Nendou: idiot, his mind can’t be read

            Kaidou: believes/pretends he’s some anime protagonist, stupid

            Kuboyasu: former delinquent

            Toritsuka: pervert, medium, a nuisance

            Hairo: way too intense

            Yumehara: wants more screentime, has a crush on Kaidou (bad judgement)

            Teruhashi: prettiest girl alive according to most people, has a crush on Saiki (not good)

            Mera: hungry

            Saiko: rich

            That was all the annoying people in his life that people had to meet.

            “Hey, Kusuo!”

            Now for someone Saiki was fond of. Really, more than fond of. Saiki turned in his seat to face the final person entering the classroom. They were a pure ray of sunshine with a smile to match, and Saiki found himself far more willing to put up with his bothers so long as they were there.

            (Y/N): Saiki’s significant other, his favorite person, angel, amazing cook/confectioner, wears germanium earrings that mean he can’t hear their thoughts, ray of sunshine, the only person Saiki is ever excited to be around, protects Saiki from bugs and bothers, etc. (Saiki could go on for a while)

            “Hello, (Y/N),” said Saiki.

            Thankfully, as he turned to address (Y/N), the rest of the Saiki K cast meandered away, having gotten their time in the spotlight.

            “So, have you recovered from your party?” asked (Y/N). They grinned and laughed. “I know crowds aren’t your thing.”

            “It wasn’t as terrible as it could have been,” said Saiki. You were there. And that was the day they had admitted they liked one another and decided to start dating.

            (Y/N) just smiled at Saiki. They didn’t need him to say that he was glad they had been present; they could read him well enough. He was their boyfriend, after all. (Saiki was their boyfriend. Boyfriend! (Y/N) still couldn’t believe it and was positively giddy)

            “Well, it’s not like you’ll have to deal with another party for a while,” said (Y/N). “And I’ll keep your actual birthday more low-key.”

            Saiki deadpanned. He doubted that. He never had luck with these things; he knew he’d end up with a giant party where all his bothers (friends) followed him.

            “I’ll make sure you get coffee jelly, at least,” said (Y/N).

            Saiki perked up again. He could always count on (Y/N) to think of something for him.

            (Y/N) chuckled at his instant reaction. He was a total sucker for sweets, and they knew it.

            Saiki looked at them as they laughed, and his heart softened. He really didn’t deserve them.

            “I’m going to Café Mami after school,” said Saiki. “They have a promotion.”

            “For coffee jelly?” said (Y/N). Saiki nodded. “I’ll go with you.” Saiki mentioning it was his way of asking them to go.

            And, hey, (Y/N) wasn’t going to say no to a date with their boyfriend.

            I still can’t believe it.

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            Saiki and (Y/N) both let out a pleased hum as they took a bit of their coffee jellies. Café Mami was delicious as always, and since they already went their together before they were dating, it wasn’t strange for them to still be seen together, just the two of them.

            Together, Saiki and (Y/N) had decided to keep their relationship lowkey. First, none of their friends were…calm, for lack of a better word (others would include: discreet, normal, not-embarrassing). Second, some of the people they knew would make some problems (see Teruhashi and her crush on Saiki while being friends with (Y/N)). Third, Saiki and (Y/N) didn’t really care about people knowing their business. It didn’t feel necessary.

            So, for now, they weren’t going around announcing to people that they were dating. But that was alright. Saiki and (Y/N) had each other. That was all they needed.

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Romance can also be disastrous - Chapter two

Pairing: Kusuo Saiki x fem! Reader

•Previous part•

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What to expect: Crack/Comedy, Fluff, angst?, SLIGHT NSFW, Yumehara having a crush on Y/n, Y/n getting jealous

Things to know: "Saiki speaking telepathically to people/one person"

"Saiki speaking w/ his mouth"

Everyone thinking

(Sometimes) Narrator speaking

In high school love is always in the air, which is something Saiki considers entirely pointless. You knew this, hence was one of the reasons why you had no intention of confessing your feelings to him.

You knew he wasn't into romance at all, so why bother him and cross his boundaries? It just wasn't worth risking your friendship over. Though there was a huge part of you that was shoved deep into your head.

That part was you that just wanted to tell him already, a part that had been bottled up for 5 years already.

You sighed heavily as you entered the classroom with a box of juice in your hand. You took a deep breath, in and out, clearing your head of any thoughts of Saiki, in case he would hear.

As you walked towards your desk, you saw one of your classmates, staring intently at Saiki. Chio Yumehara. She was blushing and had a lovesick smile on her face.

You have got to be kidding me...

Your jaw dropped slightly and your hand bawled up into a fist, breaking the box of juice you had, and making it spill everywhere.

"Crap..!" You whispered to yourself, luckily no one noticed, well except Saiki and Kaidou. "Hey, Y/n, what's wrong? You seem upset." You saw Kaidou offer his handkerchief to you and you smiled, taking it.

"Hey...I'm fine don't worry! I'm just a little tired.." You muttered as you began to clean up the mess on the floor. "I see, fighting all night were you?" You chuckled and nodded. "That's right, thanks for the handkerchief again! I'll make sure to wash it and bring it back tomorrow."

"Well if you ever need to talk, I'm here. Okay?" Your eyes widened slightly, it was rare to hear Kaidou speak without any chunibuyo. But it was always nice.

He walked off while waving goodbye and you headed to your desk, which was right behind Saiki's. You saw him thinking hard about something, and so was Yumehara.

You figured she was trying to probably get closer to Saiki, seeing as you took a peek at her notebook, which had a picture drawn of Saiki. That confirmed your suspicions, she did in fact, like Saiki.

You looked down at your desk before plopping your head down onto it and closing your eyes. You really didn't have enough energy to deal with this.

★

"Hey wake up. I need your help." You looked up to see Saiki, who was towering over you. "What..?" You asked with a groggy voice. Saiki rarely asked for help, ever. But you figured it was probably something important.

★

"What do I do again?" You asked Saiki. He had led you to a random hallway, without giving you any information. "Just walk over there and turn the corner."

You sighed and started to walk, Why does he even want me to do this? What's happening..? As you reached the corner you bumped into something or someone. "Ow..!" You fell to the ground and saw papers flying everywhere.

"Oof..!" You heard someone say, looked up only to see Yumehara, who was rubbing her head in pain. "Oh my gosh! Yumehara! Are you okay? I'm so sorry!" Yumehara gazed up at you and her face fell in disbelief.

Why does she look like she's disappointed...? You thought before handing her all the papers you had picked up. "Thank you..and don't worry about it, that was my fault.." She muttered before getting up and walking away.

Saiki suddenly appeared from nowhere, "Saiki..what the hell was that about?" You glared up at him, getting up and crossing your arms.

"You know already, don't you?" You scrunched up your face in confusion. "What do you mean?" But then it hit you and you could feel your face heat up. The moment in the classroom when you were jealous of someone else having a crush on Saiki.

"Pfft...that..I dunno what..I was just..-"

"C'mon, we don't have much time.." He took your arm and dragged you back into the classroom, leaving you completely dazed and still a red mess.

★

"Oh God..she's gonna hate me for this..! You owe me big time!" You huffed out to Saiki, "I'll get you whatever you want, alright? I'm sure she'll find someone else to like soon enough."

You groaned before you saw Yumehara enter the classroom. You quickly ran away from Saiki as she walked in front of him, dropping her handkerchief in the process.

"Oh my goodness, that's really bizarre-" Before she could finish you interrupted her. "Oh Yumehara! You dropped this, here you go!" You picked the pink handkerchief off the ground and handed it to her with a smile.

You saw her glare slightly but she was also trying to keep a smile, "T-T-Thanks..." She grumbled before taking it from your hands and walking off in a pout.

Then, it was your turn to glare, but at Saiki, who looked away. Leaving you muttering angrily to yourself.

I mean I can't lie..even if I'm kinda mad at him at least doing this will probably have her not like him anymore..which is..good.. I guess.

You thought before sitting down at your seat, though it seems you forgot yet again that a certain psychic was just a couple of feet in front of you...

★

Undeterred, Chio continued on her mission to engage Saiki, however, every one of her plans failed thanks to you, without anyone telling you to do so. Since Saiki only asked you one more time to fail her plans and the rest you accidentally did on your own.

★

It's raining hard.. good thing I brought my umbrella, or else I'd be soaked. You chuckled to yourself as you put your school shoes away back into your locker and grabbed your umbrella.

You walked out the front doors of the school, only to see Yumehara, standing there on her own. You didn't think twice before going up to her.

"Yumehara! What's wrong? Are you waiting for someone?" You asked, she turned around with a small, "Huh?" Before replying properly.

"O-Oh! N-No..I forgot my umbrella and I think I'm just going to wait for the rain to die down a bit before running to my house quickly.." She smiled sheepishly at you before frowning.

"Here." You handed her your umbrella and her eyes went wide for a second, but then turned into a mess. "W-What! No way! I could never do that to you! I'll be fine I sw-" You interrupted her by taking her hand and placing the umbrella in it.

You put your school bag over your head and ran into the rain before looking back and smiling at her. "Don't worry about it! A pretty girl like you shouldn't be running home in the rain!"

She saw you run off before she held her chest, her face was pink and she had a shocked look on her face.

No one has ever done this for me before...let alone someone as nice as her..and I've never felt like his before! Especially not towards any boys! Heck, even girls......I think I just found my soulmate!!!

Saiki's face dropped, in pure shock as he stood on top of the school. He was going to use his powers to make the rain stop, so Yumehara wouldn't try to share his umbrella with her. But you came along and made her fall in love with you instead.

He was not expecting that...

★

The rain stopped as you were running and you came to a halt, catching your breath as you did. "Dammit..I'm definitely going to get a cold tomorrow...!"

You then felt a warm hand on your shoulder and you were suddenly in your room. "W-What the..?!"

"Calm down, it's just me." A familiar voice said behind you. Stepping back, you looked to see the pink-haired boy himself. "First off, why were you following me, second of all, why did you telepor-" You interrupted yourself by sneezing loudly and sniffling, wiping boogers off your nose with your sleeve.

"That's why, you're going to get sick if you don't shower right now."

"Oh, who made you the boss of me, huh? I can shower when I wa-" Again you were interrupted but this time by Saiki teleporting you to your bathroom. "Good grief..stop your whining and just shower."

He closed the door behind him, leaving you in your bathroom. You groaned but listened anyway and started undressing.

Meanwhile, Saiki was in your living room, debating on telling you about Yumehara's feelings towards you. He feels it's important to tell you but then again, this was something Yumehara probably didn't want you to know.

In the end, he sighed and decided it was best if you didn't know, or to let Yumehara tell you herself...

You were in your room, petting your cat and scrolling mindlessly on your phone when it started to buzz. You saw Saiki calling you, it was a very rare occurrence when he did because you actually got to hear his voice and he couldn't read your thoughts most times.

You'd be lying if you said you didn't sit up immediately and start to fumble with your phone as if you were playing hot potato. Your heart was starting to beat faster and your hands were starting to sweat too.

But, a deep breath in and a deep breath out helped a little before you answered the phone, "H-Hey Saiki..whatcha need..?" You answered timidly.

"I know I've been asking you for a lot of favors but this will be the last one in a while.."

For a while you didn't respond, shocked to hear how much Saiki's voice changed over the years. The last time you heard him actually talk was in middle school. And then he decided it was best to just not talk with his voice at all, using telepathy to talk to everyone now.

You slipped out of your trance after your cat meowed to you, calling your attention back. "H-Huh? O-Oh um sure whatever you need I don't mind doing favors for you y'know? It doesn't bother me-"

"Well it bothers me, anyway look, Nendou asked me, well no, my mom forced me to go to the beach with him, and I don't want to stay with just him and Kaidou."

"Right, and you want me to come along with you? Sure, I don't have anything planned. But I'm kind of surprised, aren't I just another nuisance, as you'd put it?" There was teasing behind your tone, and you chuckled slightly.

But despite your laughing, you couldn't stop thinking about his damn voice. How deep it has gotten, it was so much different from what you usually hear.

Your mind was wandering off into more about his voice..the things he could get you to do with just a couple of little words out of his mouth. God..what would he sound like during s-

"You definitely are one but it'll be less annoying with you there to get me away from all the other nuisances."

"Fine, I'll go. It's not like it won't be fun. Let me just get ready and I'll meet you guys there, okay?"

"All right, also, stop thinking lewd things about my voice. Or else I'm never using it again."

With that, he hung up, and you were left dumbfounded. You thought he couldn't read your thoughts right now, but then again your houses weren't that far away from each other.

It was honestly more embarrassing that he caught you thinking things like that...You were too distracted in the conversation to stop yourself from thinking whatever you wanted.

You hid your face your hands in embarrassment, and wanted to just disappear. But the beach awaited you.

★

"Hey Saiki.." You muttered as you came up behind him. The look on your face said you didn't want to be here right now. And honestly so did your thoughts.

I can't even look at him.. I mean he probably doesn't care but I overstepped! He doesn't like nor care for any sort of love. Stupid thoughts! Ruining everything..I should've just faked sick..it would've been believable too since I ran in the rain yesterday..now I gotta deal with the embarrassment of th-

"Hey, L/n! Check out Kaidou, he can't swim! Can you believe it? C'mon tell L/n how afraid you are of the water!" Nendou said, laughing and teasing Kaidou.

You groaned slightly and sighed. You were still in your regular outfit, your swimsuit under. You were honestly a bit insecure about being so naked. It wasn't like your swimsuit showed much skin but the last time you went to the beach was when you were around 12.

"N-No..! That's not true! I know how to swim you jerk..! I-Im not afraid of the water..!!!" Kaidou walked up to the ocean and stepped slightly into the water, before you were suddenly behind him and pushed him in.

To your surprise, he was..kind of drowning? Not really, he sure did act like he was though. He was barely an inch into the water. But flailing his arms and legs around, screaming and yelling in a high-pitched voice.

"Drowning in inch-deep water isn't easy..." Saiki said to you, you turned to him before walking off. "I'm going to change, be right back.."

Saiki looked at your leave, and to be honest, he felt kind of bad, for invading your privacy during the phone call.

It's not like it bothered him you thought things like that, he knew you liked him and you guys were both in high school, hormones everywhere, so, he didn't care. Sure it was surprising when he heard you think things like that about him here and there, but as said before, it doesn't bother him. Mostly because you try to not think of those things about him, you feel extremely guilty about it and he knows that.

★

You looked at yourself in the mirror and felt like throwing up, but you decided to suck it up and go out anyway. What else were you going to do? Not go out?

You sighed heavily and walked out, wearing your bathing suit, making your way to where everyone else was, and it looked like Hairo had joined all of you.

Looking around you saw Nendou trying to talk to some girls, Kaidou was surrounded by girls, who were saying how cute he was and touching his spikey hair, and Hairo saved Kaidou after Nendou buried him in the sand.

As for Saiki, he was nowhere to be found. "Hey guys, where's Saiki?" You asked all three of them. "Dunno, I think he went to the bathroom or something," Nendou replied.

You nodded and sat on the towel he was on before. Everything was peaceful for a moment before you heard screaming from a girl, you looked over to see her drowning..?!

"Hey hold on a sec! That girl's drowning!" You yelled out and ran off to go save her. Nendou was already on his way, but you decided to go anyway, just in case.

"Kaidou, I'll go rescue her and you go get Hairo!" He yelled out, but Kaidou was next to him, swimming just fine. "oh so you can swim..!" He added but Kaidou didn't realize he was swimming until Nendou pointed it out, leaving him to stop and start to sink into the water.

Now Nendou was carrying Kaidou, while also swimming towards the girl. "Nendou! Don't worry about her I got it! Just take care of Shun..!" He nodded before you got to the girl, who was rapidly sinking. You grabbed her arm and put her on your back.

She was a lot lighter than you expected and as you quickly swam to shore you realized why. Kusuo! Of course..! I have to thank him for this later...

★

The sun set quickly and the girl was now well and alive, "Thank you for saving my life. I appreciate it, and hey, thank you too for trying, sorry I joked about how ugly your face is..." You smiled and Nendou nodded.

★

You smiled as you walked next to Saiki, along with Kaidou and Nendou. "I'm glad you didn't ask for her number in return for trying to save her life," Kaidou said to Nendou, you nodded in agreement.

"Hm, I try to be a gentleman, but if that hottie fell in love with me I'm not gonna try and turn her down" He smirked, you heard Kaidou whisper something and Nendou got all mad.

But you weren't really paying attention, your attention was more focused on the beautiful sunset that was in front of you.

"You aren't mad?" Saiki asked you, which caused your mind to lose its train of thought. Huh? What are you talking about?

"Nendou basically got all the credit for just trying to save her, but you actually did save her."

Oh, that. No, it doesn't bother me at all, she's safe and that's what matters, and thank you for helping too, without you, she would've died.

He nodded in return, "Oh right...by the way, I'm sorry for invading your space earlier, I can't help what I hear but I shouldn't have brought it up. I just want you to know, it doesn't bother me..so don't feel like you need to shove your thoughts deep into yourself..."

You stopped and he saw your eyes go wide and your face went red, you were muttering out nonsense that he couldn't understand.

Good grief..I should've just kept that to myself...

It was very rare for you not to walk with Saiki to school, but you had woken up way too late and by the time you did, you figured Saiki was already at school.

But as you ran past Saiki's house, you caught a glimpse of pink through the corner of your eye and immediately stopped.

"...Saiki..? Why are you-"

"Hurry up, we're already late enough." You blinked in surprise for a moment before nodding and walking along with him.

Luckily his house and the school were only about a 5-minute walking distance so it wouldn't take you guys long to get there.

As you walked quickly next to each other, you couldn't help but think why he would wait.. you've never woken up late for school, so you had never been in this situation before.

Never in a million years would you think that Saiki would wait to walk with you, even if you two were very close.

"I waited for you because my mom would be a pain if I didn't. Can you think a little quieter now?"

You jolted up a bit in surprise but sighed, "What's got your panties in a bunch?" Yes, Kusuo always did seem angry or annoyed but usually, he wasn't. Today it was different though, it looked like he was genuinely mad.

He didn't respond though and just continued to glare, not even sparing you a glance. "Fine, don't tell me. Just don't be rude to anyone else who cares about you."

He finally looked at you, with a bit of a shocked look. But you were already walking ahead, leaving him.

★

You walked into the classroom alone, as Saiki trailed behind. You sat down at your seat with a sigh, hoping to relax at least a little bit before class began.

But of course, that wasn't the case. You heard loud yelling coming from across the classroom, looking up, you saw it was a bunch of boys panicking while surrounding Teruhashi.

"You've got a crush on someone?!"

"Teruhashi is this a joke?"

"Is it one of us?"

Teruhashi looked extremely nervous, trying to calm all the boys down, (although she was failing miserably). "It's someone I ran into over vacation..."

You felt yourself tense up at that, now it was your turn to be annoyed. Every single time Teruhashi even mentioned liking Saiki you felt all your thoughts turn into jealousy.

You tried not to be because honestly, you were never really a jealous person. You felt there was no reason to be, it only caused problems after all.

But it was so hard trying not to be mad when goddam Teruhashi liked Saiki, the most perfect, pretty, loved, girl there was in the whole universe.

With Yumehara liking Saiki you were jealous, sure. But you didn't hate her, unlike the girl who was right across from you.

You saw her staring at Saiki and you stood up, about to leave to compose yourself, before Teruhashi started up again

"It was the sixth of August when I first fell in love with him.." She closed her eyes and smiled as she spoke, raising a finger.

Yeah, and I've been in love with him for years, try it and come tell me it's all rainbows and sunshine, Teruhashi.

"I remember seeing you that day too, and the guy you were talking with..was Nendou!!" Someone chimed in, you were confused for a second before realizing she probably spoke to him after you had left her.

"YOU ARE WAY OFF IDIOT!" She yelled out, causing the group of guys to jump in fear. It was a surprise to everyone, even to you.

But Saiki had told you what Teruhashi is really like, hence the reason he doesn't like her. So was it really a surprise she burst out like that?

She quickly got back to her persona and started acting all sweet again, lying and telling the guys it was some Russian exchange student.

You groaned slightly in frustration before walking out of the classroom. It was best for yourself if you got out of that room.

★

"Hey, Y/n!" You heard someone call out to you, you were standing in front of a vending machine that was located near your classroom, this is where you usually went when you needed a drink to calm you down.

"Oh Shun, what's up?" You smiled softly as he ran up to you. "Look, I know this is out of the blue, but will you come with us to spy on Nendou?"

"Huh? Spy on Nendou? Also, what do you mean by 'us'?" He pointed behind him and that's when you saw Saiki.

Your face fell in slight annoyance but you decided to keep talking to them instead of making up some lame excuse.

"Nendou's been acting weird today, don't you think? He'd usually be asking us to go eat ramen with him or do something after school. But he's been real quiet."

You thought for a moment before nodding in agreement, "Now that you mention it, yeah he has been acting strange..alright I'll go with you guys."

Kaidou smirked, before walking away. "Right after school you two! Don't forget!" You smiled before turning back to Saiki. Truth be told, you were trying to figure out if he was still mad. All of a sudden, you remembered something.

You took one of his hands, it startled him slightly but he didn't pull away. You revealed your other hand, which was behind your back, bawled into a fist, and handed him a handful of something.

You took your hands away from his and he stared down at what you gave him, a small bundle of mini coffee jellies, there were about 4 of them.

"Here, take these and stop pouting. If you ever want to talk, I'm here." You mumbled out, he could see the faint blush on your cheeks and he could definitely hear your loud thoughts.

Which consisted of rambling and screaming, he wished he could turn off his telepathy at that moment. But then again, when doesn't he want that?

"Thanks..I really do owe you." Saiki still had to repay the favor you did for ruining Yumehara's plans, going with him to the beach, and now this.

He absolutely hated being in debt to someone, it didn't matter who, he hated it. And you knew this, so you always tried to reassure him. "Don't worry about it, it's no big deal to me. And if you really want to repay me that badly, I'll come up with something. But only if you really want me to."

"Yeah, please do. It's going to bother me, even more than Nendou does. Speaking of, we should probably head back to class."

You nodded in agreement before slightly smirking at him."What now?"

"Nothing. Just thinking about how much of a softie you are."

★

"His house isn't this way....he's got something going on.." Kaidou whispered to you and Saiki, as you all hid behind a wall.

As planned earlier, you were all trailing Nendou. Kaidou was in some weird disguise, on the other hand, you were in your regular school uniform, and so was Saiki.

"Why are you so excited by this?" Saiki asked him, but instead of responding he struck a weird pose.

"And what's with the outfit? It serves no purpose other than sticking out." You added, though usually you weren't one to judge Kaidou's actions, the disguise seemed a bit much.

"Shut up you two! Hey wait...what's he looking at?" You looked to see him smiling at a little girl with her dad. His smile was awful, scary in fact. He looked like a weirdo.

"Creepy!"

You all said. "I don't think that thinking the same thing is good.." You mumbled, Saiki nodded.

"Nendou has a thing for little girls?!" Kaidou asked you both, his face looked creeped out and worried. "Doesn't look good...we should probably call the police.."

"Hey, check it out, he's going into a store." You pointed at him, it was strange so it interested all of you.

Nendou went in and very quickly came back with a bouquet of sunflowers.

"Looks like a flower boutique, don't tell me he's got a girl-" Kaidou was interrupted by you and Saiki.

"No not Nendou.."

"Definitely not..."

Nendou started to walk off, all of you following him as he did. He stopped and smiled at another little girl, who was smiling with her father.

"Another one?!"

"That's just gross.." Kaidou muttered under his breath, honestly you didn't want to believe this situation. It's just not like Nendou.

"We'll confirm it after we call the police."

"Hey hold on, I feel like we need more proof, I mean c'mon, lots of people like sunflowers, and it's natural to smile when you see a cute little kid right?" You argued, it really didn't seem like Nendou to be a creep.

Kaidou thought for a moment before agreeing, "Y/n's right, all that is perfectly normal, we can't just stop there without any more evidence!"

"Good point, let's not be rash.."

★

After following him for a little while longer he went into another shop, "Where's he headed no-"

Kaidou suddenly interrupted you as he looked up at the sign of the store, a cake shop.

"CAKES..?! WOMEN AND CHILDREN CAN'T RESIST SWEET TREATS! SO WHEN YOU COMBINE A WOMAN AND A CHILD YOU GET A LITTLE GIRL!!" He yelled out, pointing to the store and looking back at both you and Saiki.

"Now you're jumping to conclusions.." Saiki said trying to stop Kaidou. But it didn't work, he kept going on and on.

"Kaidou-"

"HAVE YOU EVER SEEN NENDOU EAT THAT? OR LIKE FLOWERS! IT WAS ALL MEANT TO BE GIVEN TO SOMEONE BUT HE HAS NO GIRLFRIEND TO GIVE THEM TO!!!"

Jesus, make him stop Saiki..

"If I could, I would've already. Trust me"

You sighed in frustration, all this kind of seemed pointless now that you were actually thinking about it. Sure, it was a little creepy, but you were sure there was a reasonable explanation.

Kaidou went on about how Nendou was using the cake and flowers as bait to try and get little girls, but the more he talked the more it sounded like an unreasonable theory.

Nendou came out of the cake shop, holding a small pink box.

"Bummer..they were all out of shortcake..oh well. It's not like anyone will ever eat this.." You all heard him say, he smirked and chuckled as if he was some cartoon villain. It creeped all of you out and made Kaidou freak out even more.

"If it's not for eating it must be bait!" He yelled out and ran off to Nendou. "NENDOU!!!" Nendou turned around in confusion, all he saw was Kaidou running to him at full speed. Everyone was staring.

"YOU'RE SECRETS OUT!! HOW DARE YOU HURT LITTLE KIDS??!!! YOU MONSTER!!" He started punching him, but it sounded like little squeaky balls were hitting Nendou instead. It was no secret that Kaidou wasn't strong but this was surprising to you and Saiki.

"Is that what his punches sound like?"

"Wait..what secret? Do you mean my dad?" Kaidou stopped and you facepalmed. It went quiet for a while, all of you in a bit of shock, Saiki and you weren't as shocked as Kaidou though.

★

"He's dead?" Kaidou asked as all of you stood in front of Nendou's dad's grave. By now the sun had set and there was no one around.

"I visit him on the anniversary of his bus accident," Nendou explained, you looked down at the grave again, and then back at everyone else.

I knew it wasn't something bad. Nendou is genuinely a nice guy, he wouldn't do anything creepy. He definitely needs to work on his smile though...

"But the flowers and the cake?" Kaidou mumbled out, it was clear he was kind of sad that all his sneaking around was really for nothing.

"Respectful offerings to the dead! It's normal to bring cakes and flowers to a family grave!" Nendou held up the box of cake and smiled.

"To think Nendou's lecturing us on normal.." You heard Saiki's voice but he quickly turned it off once he realized he was still talking to you telepathically.

What's the harm in showing what you're thinking? That's not fair y'know?. You know every little thing I think but when it comes to your thoughts I can't know even a little.

"Yes because they're my thoughts, also how many times do I have to tell you I can't turn off these powers.."

You pouted slightly but sighed and let it go. He was right after all. Like always.

"When did your dad die, Nendou?" Kaidou asked, snapping you out of your thoughts.

"Well, it was before I was born. He died trying to save a little girl who'd run in front of a bus..huh maybe that means he was into little girls.." You cringed at the last part, and so did everyone else.

"Uh..hope not.." Kaidou said, chuckling awkwardly. "That's a dark joke.."

"So if he died before you were born, he must've been pretty young.."

"He was only 18 or 19 years old, here look! I got his picture!"

"Hey, this is just a picture of you!"

"Nah it's him! My mom says I look more like him each year! Weird..!"

"You don't look like him you're, the same!"

Kaidou and Nendou talked and argued a little back and forth. Saiki stayed quiet but you chuckled a little as you heard their bickering.

They really do look alike, it's kinda scary that they look almost like twins. But Nendou has a scar over his left eye, and his dad has over his right. That's a scary thought on its own since they can only be told apart because of one thing. Right, Saiki?

You looked over and saw him up at Nendou's dad's grave, he looked mortified, extremely mortified for that matter. "Hey guys, wanna go get some ramen!?" Nendou called out to you two as he and Kaidou were already walking off.

"Saiki..? What are you looking at?" You asked in a bit of a shaky voice, you weren't scared, you were worried. Seeing Saiki shocked or scared was something you never saw. Ever.

★

Walking with Saiki alone almost always consisted of awkward silence. But it was different today, Saiki was thinking, and hard. It was obvious, he had his hand on his chin and everything. You'd laugh if you weren't so spooked.

"So are you gonna tell me what you saw..?" As he was about to answer, you reached his house and he saw a piece of mail sticking out.

"Mail?" He took the envelope and it was addressed to him. "What is it?" You peeked over his shoulder and your eyes widened as you read the letter.

"To Mr. Kusuo Saiki, I am someone who knows you're a psychic."

"......."

"What...."

Next part -> Romance can also be disastrous - Chapter 3 •Coming soon..•

Summary: You and Saiki figure out who sent the letter, and it appears it's some kind of psychic who can see ghosts? You're happy to meet another psychic but Saiki is the opposite. Maybe he's thinking something weird? Who knows. Later, Saiki discovers a cockroach in his house and freaks out, but luckily you come over to save the day..with your cat! But that's not all, Yumehara apparently got a boyfriend to try and get over you, and for some reason, Saiki helps..could he be jealous?

A/N: OH MY GOSH I'M SO SORRY THIS TOOK OUT LONGER THAN I SAID IT WOULD, LIFE THREW A BUNCH OF CURVE BALLS MY WAY AS SOON AS I PUBLISHED THE FIRST CHAPTER. SO SORRY AGAIN FOR THE DELAY, BUT I HOPE YOU LIKED THIS CHAPTER! THANK YOU ALL FOR THE SUPPORT😭💗

[gelus-ugs]

Incorrect quotes~ Saiki x Reader

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Saiki: “I hate everyone”

Y/n: Shivers

Saiki: Slides a cup of hot chocolate in Y/n’s hands

Saiki: “Take my jacket and drink this.”

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Y/n: “Don’t worry, I have a plan A and B!”

Saiki: Raising his eyebrow “What’s plan A?”

Y/n: “Don’t fuck this up”

Saiki: “What’s plan B?”

Y/n: “Don’t fuck up plan A”

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Teruhashi: Gasp “Why doesn’t Saiki like me?!”

Saiki: “Would you like the list alphabetically, or?”

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Teruhashi: “What does Y/n have that I don’t?!”

Kaidou: “Nothing!”

Saiki: “Everything.”

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Y/n: Sneezes

Saiki: “Are you sick? Do you need to go home? Take this medicine and eat this soup. Go rest.”

Literally anyone else: Sneezes

Saiki: “Oh my god, shut up”

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Y/n: Yawns

Saiki: “Lights out”

Y/n: “But-”

Saiki: Teleporting them both in bed

Saiki: “I said, lights out”

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Y/n: Excitedly “Look! Kaidou drew me!”

Saiki: “No he didn’t”

Y/n: “What do you mean? He-”

Saiki: Crumpling a piece of paper “Like I said: No, he didn’t”

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Pt 2

[1-800reki]

❝Saiki's What?!❞

Pairing: Kusuo Saiki x GN reader!!

Summary: When you go on a date there are some.. uninvited visitors.

'Gyatt!' ← Thoughts!

"Gyatt" ← Speaking!

'Gyatt!' ← Saiki's thoughts!

"Gyatt!" ← Saiki speaking!

'Good grief'

Kusuo thought as he heard the thoughts of the people he considered 'nuisances.' He really didn't want them to ruin your average perfect date. "Kusuo? What's wrong?" You ask him with a tilt of your head. You both were sitting at Cafe Mami on a date. You don't go to PK Academy since you're homeschooled. You do live next to Kusuo and were childhood friends which led to you dating.

He never introduced you to any of his classmates as he said they would infect you with their stupidity. Of course, you found that to be an exaggeration. They couldn't be that bad.. right? "It's nothing don't worry about it." He said to you telepathically. You know he has powers and he's grateful you've kept your mouth shut about them. You make him feel happy and normal. Like he's just Kusuo Saiki. Not a physic.

"If you say so.." You say with a suspicious tone of voice. To Saiki, you were a bit.. energetic at times but even with that, you're totally average! He's amazed by it! That's why he fell in love with you in the first place. "A blue-haired girl and some other teenagers are staring at you.." You whisper to him noticing the people staring at Saiki. Saiki groaned internally. He had really hoped that they wouldn't find out but they did.

The group consisted of Nendou, Kaidou, Aren, Chiyo and Teruhashi. They had seen Saiki's pink hair through the window and wanted to join him. What they didn't know was that he was on a date. Nendou just smiled and walked over. He was happy his buddy was with somebody! "Hey, buddy! Who's this?" He asked curiously. Kaidou and Aren followed behind him. They both wanted to know as well.

"Hi! I'm Y/n L/n! And I'm his.." You pause in the middle of the sentence not sure if Saiki wants you to say you were his partner or not. He gave you a subtle nod before you smiled and continued. "I'm his partner!" You finish with a small smile. Nendou smiled happy that his buddy got a partner, Kaidou and Aren looked sort of shocked that Saiki had a secret partner, Teruhashi looked the most surprised but kept a facade and Chiyo just looked happy to meet you.

"Yes, they are, and we're on a date. We would appreciate it if you didn't bother us." Saiki said to them telepathically. Nendou for once got the hint and led the rest of the group out of the cafe. Even though they left Saiki could hear one thought in all of their minds except Nendou of course. That one thought they had was 'Saiki's what?!'

a/n: I got lazy...

[eternalfics]

coild u do... saiki k x male reader that completely gives off the opposite vibes compared to the music he listens to? reader is kind and sweet :3 but he listens to heavy rock, metal, punk rock, jazz punk... allat

rock and roll!

a/n: OMG SAIKI IM SO SORRH FOR MSISIJG UR BIRTHDAY ARGHHHH but I hope you’ll forgive me with this fic ❤️ also I could only think of bohemian rhapsody for the song part sorry 😭

summary: reader is sweet and innocent !! butt.. plot twistt his music taste isn’t 🤭

warnings: have no idea-

saiki knew you were sweet, you were as sweet as candy, as sweet as honey, as sweet as sugar. so he didn’t mind being around you. you just seemed to calm him down whenever you were around.

and surprisingly, he didn’t mind hearing you talk or ramble. you were that nice that he’d do favours for you, and everyone knows that they’d rather die than ask saiki to do favours (not me saiki boo boo bear only if you’ll accept it). you were also shocked when you heard that saiki wasn’t this nice until he met you! kaido told you all about it, not sparing any details. (after he blamed it on dark reunion for making a nicer clone of saiki-)

you and saiki were walking behind kaidou and nendo, only watching as they argued. aren was just tired of them and didn’t even bother to break them up. when you looked at saiki, he had a miserable expression on his face, as if he didn’t want to be there. you only chuckled as you looked at your friend group, “these guys really are miserable.” you thought.

normally saiki waits for you to talk to him, he dosent speak to when he wants to because he thinks he’ll look desperate. however, you had headphones on your head, making you get right into the music! saiki sighs and he decides to speak into your mind. “y/n,” you don’t react. (which saiki is a little bit shocked at.) “is the music really that loud?” he thought and he huffed. guess his second option is physical touch.

saiki tapped you gently on the shoulder, making you flinch but you visibly relax after seeing that it’s just saiki. “oh, saiki, is something wrong?” you ask him immediately. saiki liked that about you, how you always rush to see if anyone’s okay. it’s like you see through people. “why is your music so loud?” saiki asked, he cursed at himself internally for sounding so rude.

“I don’t think I put music this loud! maybe just a little,” you shrug, walking a little slower to chat to saiki. “maybe you could be the judge of that! do you wanna have a listen?” you eagerly give your headphones to him, almost shoving it in his hands. “what a pain,” he sighs, actually speaking, but you’re too excited to realise. he slowly puts on the headphones and-

“SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STONE ME AND SPIT IN MY EYE? SO YOU THINK YOU CAN LOVE ME AND LE-“

saiki took the headphones off with shaky hands, an extremely shocked expression on his face. this was NOT what he expected. you only laughed at him, “so, what do you think? not loud, right?”. he only nodded, too shocked to say anything.

kaidou turned around as it was way too quiet behind him, “oh wow, saiki actually has an expression on his face! no, seriously, why’s he so shocked? can he breathe?” nendou immediately turned around to look at saiki.

“I’m coming, buddy!”

“no, wait nendou, kaidou was joking-“

[stannienight]

Hi, I hope you are well 💗

I was wondering if you could do Saiki K x reader, where reader and Saiki are best friends (and he secretly has a crush on them) and reader just got out of a bad relationship and thinks nobody will ever love them again, so Saiki tries to help them feel better and hint that he likes them ?

☮️&❤️

let me tell you, i love this ask sm. it has so much potential. for now i just spewed out whatever i could but this is such a lovely trope, especially for someone like saiki

❤

saiki k x best friend reader (after your breakup)

- okay listen. saiki is bad at being subtle. especially when you're so oblivious. it just leads to So Much Chaos

- the fact that you just got out of a relationship makes it hard to pick up hints okay - anyways, saiki isn't focused on getting you to like him or anything. his "hints" just happen to slip out - but it's not just that, right? you're also best friends. SARCASTIC best friends. combine that with your self-deprecation and saiki's inability to handle romance and there's a disaster waiting to happen - you: ugh what if no one ever loves me for who i am? saiki: am i a joke to you? you: yeah saiki: fair enough - you: i hate my ex. i'm going to devote myself to making him regret this saiki: didn't you waste enough time in the relationship? you, now woke: holy shit you're right - you: saiki help me glow up saiki: there is literally nothing i can improve you: IS THAT A DISS? saiki: - he helps you through the breakup, too. in true best-friend fashion, when you call him in the middle of the night with the news, he's in your room within a second. he brings ice cream, a blanket, and for some reason, a cat. you don't even know where he got it from. but you needed it - for the next few days he buys you gifts (which you keep telling him you don't need) but he wants to remind you that even he can do the job of being a boyfriend better than your ex - all your mutual friends are like, how oblivious can she get? and since when is saiki so bold? - saiki has no idea this is a romantic thing to do. "i'm just proving anyone can be better than he was wdym it's just a statistical thing?" - your friends find this whole dynamic hilarious- chiyo especially, the romance fanatic, who has never seen saiki exhibit any emotion - every time you spend time with saiki, kaidou and aren pointedly leave you two alone (dragging a nendo as oblivious as you along with them) whispering and giggling. you're so confused but not complaining - honestly, half the school already thinks you're dating? everyone except the two of you has just accepted it as a fact that you're a thing - dude: so saiki, how's your girlfriend saiki: what girlfriend dude: y/n? saiki: she's not my girlfriend dude: oh really? then maybe i can try confessing to her- saiki: dude: why am i in florida? - yeah okay he's just the tiniest bit possessive since the breakup okay? he doesn't want you getting hurt again - and don't worry he brought the guy back from florida ❤ i had so much fun writing this ong i canNOT imagine saiki being subtle at all or even understanding the line between close friendship and romance. it's all so objective to him and my guy's probably so confused send me asks for hcs, oneshots, or anything in general, even if it’s unrelated to anime or writing! saiki k and haikyu for requests but maybe go through my profile before requesting for haikyu <3

[gurofushi]

judgment knights of thunder!

𝜗𝜚 kaidou shun x clumsy fem! reader. (fluff)

“do not fret, my white feathered dove! jet black wings to the rescue!”

warnings; none. <3

🦷 (apologies for any grammar mistakes, english is not my first language^^)

“AAH! Y/N, ARE YOU OKAY???”

“im fine, sweetheart. i just scraped my knee.”

“BUT YOU'RE BLEEDING–”

“IM FINE–”

“uh– why are those two shouting? are they having an argument?” hairo asked his friends as he watched you and kaidou scream at each other.

“no, y/n just scraped her knee and kaidou freaked out.” kuboyasu explained, shaking his head at the scene.

“BAHAHA LOOK AT HIS FACE–” nendou held his stomach as he laughed at the clueless looking kaidou.

it was true, kaidou had no idea how to help you.

you two had just started dating a week ago, so when he found out that you were so clumsy, he swore to himself that he would always protect you from both the dark reunion and yourself!

but here you were, standing in front him with blood trickling down your knee after you had scratched it against one of the desks around you.

he stared at the wound with both concern and fear,

‘this must be the work of the dark reunion! how dare they hurt my y/n!’

he dramatically clenched his fists and furrowed his brows, as his face twisted into an angered expression.

“d- don't you worry, my white feathered dove! i'll uh.. i'll just use one of my many powers to heal you! yeah!”

he told (shouted at) you, gripping your shoulders and giving you a determined smile.

“you will? oh, please help me, jet black wings! im losing so much blood.. i think im dying!”

you said, looking at him with droopy eyes. you placed a hand on your forehead, pretending that you were about to fall back.

he gasped and quickly caught you, pulling you into his arms.

“don't you give up on me, my dove! i- i'm just charging up my powers for a second, so hang on!”

deep down, you were giggling at how cute he was being right now.

you knew about his hero complex and even though it was a bit weird for a highschool student like him, you found it absolutely adorable. so you always played along with his little shenanigans.

“oh please, jet black wings! i feel the oxygen leaving my lungs already! i think you might need to give me mouth-to-mouth resuscitation..”

“i do?!” kaidou screamed as his cheeks flushed red.

‘what the hell does that have to do with a scraped knee?’ saiki thought to himself.

the pink haired boy sighed internally as he started to get annoyed at how obnoxiously loud you two were being.

he started looking around a class, trying to find a way to possibly shut the both of you up.

soon, an idea popped into his head as his eyes landed on something that might help the situation.

suddenly, a not-so-hard metal box flew on to kaidou’s head, hitting him at high speed.

you gasped, reaching out to cradle his head.

“a- are you okay?! what was that?”

kaidou shrieked and rubbed his head, looking down to see the object that hit him.

he grabbed the box and shook it in his hands.

‘what is this? is the dark reunion targeting me next?!’

he hesitantly opened the box, silently expecting for something to jump out and attack him.

but his eyes quickly lit up as he saw a roll of bandages, rubbing alcohol and some cotton buds.

“aha! j- just as i planned! i feared that i would accidentally hurt you more, knowing that my powers are too strong and out of control.. so i used them to summon the first aid kit, that way i could heal you safely!”

you could only stare at kaidou in awe, watching him as he started to clean your scrapped knee with shaky hands.

‘d- does kaidou really have powers..?’ you thought, blankly staring at the wall behind him.

‘dumbasses..’ saiki thought, resting his head on his chin after you two finally calmed down.

[cloudyzeusy]

Saiki's Attachment ||

summary: Saiki loves Kaidou not that he would admit it but everyone knows it was obvious and who could blame him. Kaidou Shun was perfect in his eyes.

pairing: Kaidou Shun X Kusuo Saiki

genre: smut

warnings: Loss of Virginity, Saiki Kusuo is Bad at Feelings, Cute Kaidou Shun

Kaidou Shun was cute…

Something Saiki knew very well not that he'd like to admit it out loud. He had an excitable attitude, cute pudge on his body and was shy to affection (and a big ass). That’s how he earned the nickname pup they had been dating for a while, yet they still hadn’t had sex yet. That was mainly because Kusuo respected Shun’s boundaries he always told him that he wouldn't do something he didn't want to do so he was just waiting for Shun to make their first move.

And that was today they were watching a movie together as a little home date since they had newly moved in together. Kaidou sat on Saiki’s lap pressed firm to his back. He kept moving around unintentionally as he was excited by the action movie playing. Because he kept moving around it caused Kusuo to get aroused he moved around once more and felt something pressing into his back.

“Kusuo is that the remote.” Kaidou asked innocently oh yeah did Saiki forget to mention that he was terribly innocent.

“N-no.” He stuttered trying to keep his dignity and cool down. “Just don’t worry and don’t look down.” Of course, Shun didn't listen he looked down and instantly flushed red as he noticed it really wasn't a remote just Kusuo’s erect cock constricted in his pants. “Just let me leave I'll take care of it.” Saiki excused himself going to manhandle Shun off his lap, but he wouldn't let go. Instead pressed himself closer and turned around and began moving his hands to inside Kusuo’s pants.

“Wha-what are you doing.” Saiki said nervous this is the first time Shun ever made any moves on him. He wasn't sure that he was doing it because he wanted to or because he felt he had an obligation to. He tried to speak up, but Kaidou shushed him as he let loose Kusuo’s raging hard boner. Shun had to admit he was pretty nervous he was new to sex, but he took a deep breath and began kitty licking the tip.

Now that Saiki could see that he actually wanted it he was less worried about it and began ordering him how to suck cock. “Wrap your mouth around the head and use your tongue to lick the underside of it.” He said as he gritted his teeth as he was overwhelmed with pleasure. “A-ah use y-your tongue pup.”

Once Kaidou found a rhythm, he started to hollow his cheeks, sucking lightly, teasing his tongue against the slit of Saiki’s cock confident. He used his hand to stroke the parts of his cock he couldn’t reach when suddenly he felt the back of his head being pushed down further he looked up at Saiki in shock but showed no signs of wanting to stop so Saiki continued. Kusuo shoved his head down onto the rest of the huge cock relishing in the feeling.

Shun couldn't help but moan as he was used with no regard moved up and down, drooling and slurping around the cock. He was given no warning as he was pushed down and ropes of cum was shot into the back of his throat. Saiki sighed content he hadn’t had a chance to get himself off and the bedroom eyes Kaidou gave him didn’t help. “Good job pup I wouldn’t think this was the first time you sucked cock you must be a natural born cock slut.” He said stroking Shun’s hair no plan of stopping he got up and grabbed a towel and some lube and a condom wiping off Kaidou’s face.

He lifted Kaidou up and he undressed Shun carefully and began circling one finger around shuns rim looking for any signs of discomfort before slowly beginning to push in. He added two more stretching Kaidou out like he never had before. Shun continued to moan whorishly combined with the kisses and bites on his neck and mouth and the pounding below it was too much for him a virgin. “You are enjoying this aren't you pup.” Saiki observed as he added another finger.

“A-h uhm ohh yesh.” He moaned barely able to speak. “I-im about to cum.” His moans instantly turned to cries at Saiki denied him moving his fingers out. “B-but why ive been good.” He pouted.

“Of course, you have baby, but I’d rather have you cum around my cock.”  

He moved them to the bed and positioned Kaidou in a humiliating position face down ass up as Shun shook his ass sluttily waiting in anticipation for cock. “Are you that thirsty baby.” Saiki hummed as poured lube in Shun’s hole and put the condom on and teased the bulbous head of his dick around the hole. He pushed in taking it slow and gauging Kaidou’s reaction when all he got were whimpers and moans he pushed the rest of his cock in.

Shun’s hole stretched around him as he buried himself to the hilt inside watching as Kaidou’s legs shook not used to it. Saiki was more aroused knowing he’d be Kaidou’s first and last. He set a steady pace inside the warm hole looking to find that prostate he made one more deep thrust and hit it dead on. Causing Kaidou to cum immediately out his cute little cock and he fell forward laying head on their pillow panting.

“W-wait im not ready.” Kaidou exclaimed pushing on Saiki’s stomach trying to get him to pull out but Kusuo just grabs his arms and puts it in front of him. Ignoring his pleas and pounds into him faster consistently hitting his prostate. He pushed in one last time and ejaculated into the condom. He pulled out and threw the condom into the bin he turned Shun around to face him he felt himself get hard again as Shun was too erotic for him. Kaidou’s cock was flushed pink like most of his body letting out pathetic drops of precome as he had come a few more timed, he had come on his stomach, hair was messed up and he had his arm over his face covering his tear tracks. If he knew Kaidou could handle it he’d go back for more rounds.

“Pup are you alright.” He asked grabbing the towel telepathically gently wiping him down.

“Mhm.” Kaidou hummed struggling to keep his eyes open fighting sleep. “You know what darling… go to sleep I’ll talk to you tomorrow.”

Saiki sighed quietly perhaps his mom was right all along all he needed was a person to show him how to love and he’d be crazy over them. She was right he was enamoured with Kaidou and would do anything for him Kusuo loves him so much. He big spooned Shun holding him carefully like he would disappear which was Saiki’s biggest fear losing him. (Which is why Shun’s a bit spoiled).

But anyway, don’t tell Kaidou any of this he’d let it go to his head.

[steggyisnthere]

Shun Kaidou x Gn! Reader Oneshot

(306 words i think-)

no warnings

i might make this a series if I'm bothered lmfao

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You were never really a loner or a majorly popular kid. People just knew you, sometimes spoke to you.

Until today.

A boy, with blue hair, was….punching the air? Constantly mumbling something about ‘the jet black wings’..and ‘the dark reunion’…what the heck? Despite all this, soemthing about this whole situation was making you very curious.

You walked over to him, wanting to know what this whole commotion was about.

You gently tapped his shoulder, grabbing his attention.

“…protect the world- AH! I mean um, it is I, the Jet Black Wings!! Here to protect and save the world from the Dark Reunion!” He says with triumph.

“Uh, hi. What exactly is the ‘Jet Black Wings’ and ‘Dark Reunion’? Is it some sort roleplay game or-”

He suddenly cuts you off, seemingly at annoyed at the idea of this being a childish roleplay game.

“What?!?! No!! It’s all real! The Jet Black Wings is my *secret identity*, but you cannot tell anyone, you hear me? ANYONE! The Dark Reunion are an evil organisation, trying to create a new twisted society!” He rambled on, very delulu. You decided it would be fun to play along.

“Well then, Jet Black Wings, if i’m ever in danger, i’ll make sure to call you.” You smile.

Wait was that flirting? Maybe..

“Ah, I see you can tell my power, dear…..what’s your name?” He questioned.

“I’m Y/N.” You smiled

“Ah well, Y/N, angel of pure light, I will make sure to save you from any danger.” He giggled like a little kid. “Also, you may call me Shun. Shun Kaidou.” Shun grinned at you.

You grinned back.

“Well dear Y/N, Angel of pure light, duty calls, but i’ll see you later!!” Shun said, blushing as he ran away.

This was going to be a fun time.

[the-real-y-n-sunny]

Here's a list of fandoms I'm in, shows I've seen, or games I've played! (It'll get longer as I join new ones and remember old ones.) It's organized by the first letter, but NOT in alphabetical order within each letter. Don't see one? Ask me! I probably know of it. Also check under T! A lot of things start with "The."

A:

Akagami no Shirayuki-hime (Snow White with the Red Hair)

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Arcane

B:

C:

Cyberpunk: Edgerunners

D:

DC - Specifcally Batfamily. I don't know enough about most other heroes to comfortably write for them. Exceptions: Flash family, MAYBE Supers

Danganronpa (1, 2, and V3. Not UDG.)

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F:

G:

H:

Howl's Moving Castle

I:

J:

Jujutsu Kaisen

K:

L:

M:

Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir

N:

O:

Ouran High School Host Club

P:

Q:

R:

Romantic Killer

S:

SpyxFamily (I see you, Loid stans)

Stardew Valley

She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

T:

The Disasterous Life of Saiki K. (I see you, Kaidou stans)

Treasure Planet

The Legend of Zelda

The Seven Deadly Sins

U:

V:

Voltron: Legendary Defender

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[anonymousewrites]

A Not-So-Disastrous Romance (Book 2) Chapter Three

Saiki Kusuo x Reader

Chapter Three: Cold Days and Warm Hearts

Summary: Saiki and (Y/N) have to fend off the cold in their classroom and fend off Saiki's parents at home.

            “What’s with this deep freeze?!” said Kaidou as his teeth chattered.

            Getting all worked up isn’t going to make you warmer.

            “Today is definitely colder than usual,” said Nendou.

            “The windchill is something,” said (Y/N), wrapping their pink scarf tighter around themself.

            “Total understatement! This is freak weather! It’s an ice age!” exclaimed Kaidou.

            “That’s why I have heat packs stuck to my back today,” said Nendou, showing off the patches.

            “Stuck to your uniform,” said Saiki.

            “Hurry up, the heater will be on in the classroom!” Kaidou ran towards the school building. “Let’s go!”

            “Okay!” said Nendou.

            “I do hope it’s warmer,” said (Y/N). “I like sweaters and scarves, but if it’s not enough to keep my warm—” they shivered “—no thanks.”

            Saiki glanced at them. He had the ability to control his own temperature, so he was always fine. The scarf was for show. Reaching out, he tapped their shoulder.

            (Y/N) blinked as their body grew warmer as they entered PK Academy. They looked at Saiki and smiled. “Thanks, Kusuo!” they chirped.

            Saiki nodded. He wasn’t going to leave them cold.

            “Finally, we’re here,” said Kaidou, opening the door to their classroom. “It’s so—not warm!”

            Everyone in the room was huddling in on themselves to conserve their body heat, shivering in the cold temperature.

            “What is this, a freezer?” said Kaidou.

            “Hey, Shun.” A mass of uniform with purple hair sticking out the top faced them.

            “Who are you?” said Kaidou.

            “It’s me.” Kuboyasu raised his head, having pulled his jacket over his knees to try to create a bit of heat.

            “Oh, Aren,” said Kaidou.

            Oh, that’s nice, they use one another’s first names now, thought (Y/N).

            “This absolutely sucks,” said Kuboyasu. “Look at that.” He pointed at a sign on the blackboard.

            “The heater is broken? Bad luck,” said (Y/N).

            “It’s totally busted,” said Kuboyasu. “It’s been blowing out cold air.”

            “Then turn it off!” said Kaidou.

            “It’s connected to the other classrooms, so we can’t turn it off,” said Kuboyasu.

            “We can’t have a class in this cold!” said Kaidou.

            “You should go warm up by the heater,” said Kuboyasu.

            (Y/N) tilted their head. “So we have one?”

            Kuboyasu gestured to the corner. Kaidou ran towards it, and (Y/N) curiously peeked around the crowd. The “heater” was just Hairo doing a million sit-ups a minute to generate body heat (impressive).

            “Hairo?!” exclaimed Kaidou.

            “Kaidou,” greeted Hairo, panting. “Isn’t it a little cold today? How about we do some squats? It will warm us up.”

            “I’m okay,” said Kaidou.

            “Really? I’m a little tired, too. I could use a break,” panted Hairo.

            “Why are you stopping now?” encouraged a classmate.

            “Don’t quit!”

            “Keep going!”

            “Thank you, everyone,” said Hairo, smiling at the encouragement.

            “This heater won’t last long,” said Saiki.

            “This is bad if even Hairo is hitting a limit,” said (Y/N).

            “Hey, Nendou, are those heat packs?” said a classmate.

            “What?” said Nendou.

            “I’m begging you! Let me have one!” said the classmate.

            “Okay,” said Nendou nicely.

            Instantly, a crowd gathered. “I’ll give you a hundred yen! Give it to me!” they clamored. “150! 200! 300!”

            “Really?”

            “They’re desperate,” said (Y/N). They felt a little guilty that they and Saiki were perfectly comfortable.

            “Stop!” said Kuboyasu. “He’s just kidding around. There are no heat packs.”

            “I’m not kidding around,” said Nendou, confused as always.

            “You idiot!” said Kuboyasu. “If you stick on heat packs in a time like this, it’s bound to cause an uproar.”

            “What?” said Nendou.

            “This is not our normal classroom,” said Kuboyasu. “Look over there.”

            (Y/N) shivered as they looked at the people huddled in an icy pile together.

            “It’s the fate of those who were unprepared for the cold,” said Kuboyasu.

            “Why don’t they go home?”

            “There’s no use worrying for the others. In this freezer of a classroom, they won’t even make it until school ends,” said Kuboyasu grimly.

            “So why not just go home?”

            “Obstinacy?” suggested (Y/N).

            “Maybe we should just cut class,” said Nendou.

            “That’s the first time you’ve ever said something smart,” said Saiki.

            “What kind of idea is that?!” said Kaidou.

            “Are you mad?!” said Kuboyasu. “I can’t believe how stupid you are.”

            “That is going a bit far.”

            “Poor Nendou.” (Y/N) shook their head.

            “Did you forget?” said Kaidou.

            “Second period!” said Kuboyasu.

            “Our famous alumnus and entertainer, Peanuts Ueda, is coming to visit!” said Kaidou.

            “If we go home now, we won’t be able to see him!”

            “Who?” Saiki looked at (Y/N).

            They shrugged. “No idea.”

            “There’s no way we’re going home now,” said Kuboyasu.

            “I couldn’t care less, so I’m going home,” said Saiki.

            “Ooh, we should make hot chocolate,” said (Y/N). “Or tea! Something hot for the cold weather.”

            Pleased with the idea, Saiki nodded and turned to leave.

            Crash!

            A window cracked and broke open. A swirling gust of cold air blew into the room.

            “Is anyone hurt?” asked Hairo instantly.

            People shivered and shook their heads. No one had been hurt. Kuboyasu froze, and Hairo frowned.

            “Kuboyasu?” said Hairo.

            “The freezing air is blowing inside!” cried Kaidou.

            “It’s freezing! Oh my god!” A chorus of groans and shouts went up from the students as snow and sleet blew into the room.

            “This truly is freakish weather,” Saiki had to agree at this point.

            “Can you do something, Kusuo?” whispered (Y/N). “We can’t leave them like this.”

            Saiki was fine with that. Or, at least, mostly. But (Y/N) request settled that he would try to. “Whatever I do will seem unnatural.”

            “What’s going on?” A man entered the room. “Oh, my, what’s with this freezing cold?”

            “Peanuts Ueda!” cried the classroom.

            “Everyone step away from the window. That flying glass is dangerous,” said Ueda. He took off his coat and draped it over a girl shivering. “Are you okay? Here, put this on.”

            “Oh, but Mr. Ueda—!”

            “Don’t worry about it.” Ueda handed his scarf to another student. “It’s up to us older folks to look after the youngsters.”

            “The real-life Peanuts is such a nice guy!” whispered a few students. “I’m not cold anymore.”

            (Y/N) smiled at the heartwarming (and literally warming) scene. They looked at Saiki. “What was the trick this time?”

            “I created a heat membrane over the broken window and turned the wind into a warm breeze,” said Saiki.

            “Everyone’s happy. Thank you for helping them,” said (Y/N).

            “I only did it because you asked,” said Saiki.

            “You would have done it either way, Kusuo,” said (Y/N) knowingly. They grinned and took their seat for Ueda’s performance(?) to begin.

            Saiki watched them sit down. Would he have done it either way? Yare yare. It seemed (Y/N) was as observant as ever. But he couldn’t find it in himself to be frustrated. He liked it too much.

            He sat down, and their teacher introduced Ueda.

            “With no further ado, I give you Peanuts Ueda,” said their teacher.

            “Hello, everyone! Good mornuts!” Ueda contorted his face into a weird expression that was supposed to be funny. “I achieved my dream of becoming a famous person. Just kidding. Nuts!”

            This is worse than the cold weather.

            Saiki sighed, knowing he’d have to suffer mental torture for a while more. At least he had hot chocolate and tea with (Y/N) to look forward to.

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            “Black or green tea?” asked (Y/N) as they poured the hot water into a teapot.

            “Black,” said Saiki. He was a little confused about how easily (Y/N) bustled around his family’s kitchen and knew what they had, but he supposed they had been to his house too many times not to at this point.

            “I’ll do Earl Grey,” said (Y/N), spooning a bit into a packet and then setting it to steap with the water. “It’ll be done in a few minutes.” They smiled. “Let me guess, you take honey or sugar with your tea?”

            “Sugar,” said Saiki.

            “I knew it,” said (Y/N), laughing as they put the sugar down in front of him. “There.”

            “You take honey,” said Saiki.

            (Y/N)’s smile widened. “I do.”

            Saiki’s heart beat a little faster seeing them happy. He always noted the little things about them so that he could make them comfortable (and have them in the house), and honey was one of them. They liked honey in their tea, and since they often made some while they baked, Saiki made sure it was stocked. Saiki wasn’t good at showing affection, but he wanted (Y/N) to know that he cared. He was their boyfriend, and, although he was stoic and reserved, he wasn’t going to let them feel bad.

            (Y/N) took out the tea and put it on the table as the tea finished steeping. Pouring two cups, they hummed as they put honey in a spoon and stirred it into their cup. Saiki put a bit of sugar in his and stirred. Then, together, Saiki and (Y/N) took a sip and let out relaxed breaths. After the chill of the day—even with Saiki’s powers—it was pleasant to be safe at home with a cozy cup of tea.

            “Thank you again for helping everyone out,” said (Y/N) as they set their teacup down again. “I know you try not to get involved in other people’s problems, but it was kind of you to warm up the room.”

            “I didn’t want them to complain,” said Saiki, using his usual “I didn’t want it to become a bother for me” excuse.

            (Y/N) leaned on one hand and looked at him with a mischievous, knowing glint in their eyes. “Uh-huh. That’s all. And you warmed me up because I would’ve frozen and not made you tea.”

            “I would have made the tea for us,” said Saiki. “And you’re my partner. That’s different.”

            “I’m not a bother to you?” said (Y/N).

            “You’re never a bother to me,” said Saiki.

            (Y/N)’s cheeks warmed. “Really?”

            “Really,” said Saiki. “I like being around you.”

            (Y/N) moved their hand across the table and turned it upwards. They let Saiki put his hand in theirs before squeezing. “I like being around you, too, Kusuo.”

            Click!

            Saiki and (Y/N) froze. A giant irk mark appeared on Saiki’s forehead. He looked to the doorway and found his mom and dad staring at them. With a camera. And giant smiles. And tears?

            Saiki had been so distracted with (Y/N) that he hadn’t noticed them return home from their errands and work.

            “Kusuo has a partner!” sniffed his mother, dabbing her eyes.

            “I can’t believe it,” said Mr. Saiki. “How did my son get someone so nice?”

            “Hey,” said Saiki indignantly. “What does that mean?”

            (Y/N)’s cheeks had been painted red at the intrusion. Mr. and Mrs. Saiki looked at the photo of the pair holding hands, and (Y/N) buried their head in their hands.

            “Give me the camera,” said Saiki.

            “Oh, you want to see a nice picture of you two? You’re so cute,” said Mrs. Saiki.

            “I’m going to break the camera,” said Saiki.

            “Oh, no you don’t!” said Mrs. Saiki. “I finally get to see one of my sons with a partner! This is staying with me!” A fire lit in Mrs. Saiki’s eyes.

            “Oh, dear.” Saiki decided not to try again.

            “How did Kusuo manage to date you? You’re so nice and kind and polite,” said Mr. Saiki, smiling brightly at (Y/N).

            “I’m just getting insulted.”

            (Y/N) looked nervously between Mr. and Mrs. Saiki. “W-Well, I think Kusuo is nice. He helps people out. And he doesn’t abuse his powers. And he’s nice to be around.” (Y/N) stood and bowed. “I like him very much. I hope you can respect that.”

            “Kusuo, they’re so cool!” Mr. Saiki gave Saiki a thumbs-up.

            Mrs. Saiki had tears flowing down her cheeks. “Oh, Kusuo, I was rooting for you two! When can I start wedding plans?”

            Saiki used all his temperature control to fight back a blush. He glanced at (Y/N) and found them similarly red. Still, they laughed lightly. Saiki’s parents approved of their relationship (why wouldn’t they have?) and the first people outside of the couple knew they were dating. A surprising turn of events during the day, but…nice, nonetheless.

            Yare yare. I can put up with my parents fawning over them if they’re smiling.

            Their smile made all the trouble worth it.

            He was still going to destroy that camera before his mom and dad could show everyone they knew that one of their sons was finally dating.

            …

            But I’ll print the picture for myself first.

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[coffeejellou]

So, for my fanfic chapter two, where Yumehara likes Saiki, I was debating on making Yumehara bisexual and at the end in the rain scene, Y/n gives her umbrella to her and that's when Yumehara falls in love with y/n instead. Of course it will still obviously still be a Saiki x reader story and Yumehara will fall in love with Kaidou later on but I thought this would add a fun twist.

Although I don't know how people would react to it, would they love it or hate it? Since of course Yumehara is obviously straight. You can still say no even if you support lgbtq! Saying no to this will basically mean it won't really fit with her character/won't be good in the fic. And that is totally acceptable and understandable!💕💕

IF YOU ARE HOMOPHOBIC DNI WITH MY FANFIC OR BLOG!!

[gelus-ugs]

Incorrect Quotes ~ Saiki x Reader (Pt 2)

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Pt 1

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Y/n: “Saiki, I made this necklace for you so we match!”

Saiki: “I’m not really into jewelry”

Y/n: Slowly retracting their hands “Oh, okay. I’ll just give it to-”

Saiki: Snatching the necklace and putting it on “No, it’s mine.”

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Y/n: “If you drop a bar of soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?”

Saiki: “It is literally three in the morning. Go to bed”

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Y/n: “Do you have a crush on anyone?”

Saiki: “We’re literally dating”

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Y/n: “God, give me patience”

Saiki: “Isn’t it ‘give me strength’?”

Y/n: “If God gave me strength, everyone would be dead”

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Y/n: Sobbing

Saiki: “Who did it? I need names, faces, addresses-”

Y/n: “I CAN’T GET THE JEWELRY THROUGH MY PIERCING”

Saiki: “…”

Y/n: “…”

Saiki: Walking away “Goodbye”

Y/n: “WAIT-”

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Saiki: “And if you don’t stay away from my partner-”

Y/n: “Wait, we’re dating?”

Saiki: “…”

Y/n: “…”

Saiki: “I literally asked you out”

Y/n: “Wha-?”

Y/n: “OH, ARE YOU THE ONE WHO WROTE THE NOTE THAT SAID ‘We’re now dating’ AND LEFT IT IN MY LOCKER!?”

Saiki: “…Maybe”

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Y/n: “I love you”

Saiki: “I love you too”

Y/n: Grabbing a knife “Who are you and what have you done with Saiki?”

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Kaidou: “Hey, Saiki! Wanna-”

Saiki: “Absolutely n-”

Kaidou: “Y/n’s coming”

Saiki: “Date, time, and place?”

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Saiki: “I left you alone for five minutes and you spent $500?”

Y/n: “You left me alone in a [insert store]”

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