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crescentbunny · 4 years ago

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Haha okay so fuck this!

Ignoring the fact I ship them for a hot sec

They just copy and paste Kaidan's fucking codex entry while Garrus, eVeRyOnEs FaVoRiTe(ha! No actually) good ol' garrbear here gets his own personalized spiel

Like what the fuck "Shepard's favorite"?! No! this is what I'm talking about when I say bioware is perpetuating the "Kaidan vs Garrus" bs the fandom has going on for some reason or another 🙄

I'm still waiting on a legitimate answer on what makes sooooo Garrus amazing because I have yet to see it.

Who the fuck approved these? Because they're all horrible(I just picked these two because this is my specific corner of the fandom, rip me)

This is just stupid, like dead ass, I'm not surprised certainly lmao but uh it seems to me like every human squad made gets sidelined next to Garrus for no actual reason?

#garrus vakarian #kaiden alenko #fandom discourse #mass effect #looool #Look I'm kidding #we arnt all monster fuckers #some of us are highly attracted to loyalty #so when Kaiden told me to fuck off in ME2 and Garrus was like human terrorist organization? are you sure? and proceeded to trust us and #come kick ass anyway #I mean here we are #I thought garrus's blurb was bullshit because it was so much shorter and less specific than everyone elses #tell me he's from palaven #idk something else like everyone else got #they are just catering to us loud ass shakarian fans #FOR THE RECORD Kaiden was not wrong to question the shit out of me #he should have #but I have a soft spot for space raptors too #they should have all gotten some catered to fandome specific shipper blurbs that woulda been fun #oh some of us have got a voice kink too #that would be an answer #giant bird man could rip me in half with his talons but he wouldnt because he is my bestie and he is ride or die more than anyone else #psychological issues at play here too I'm sure #hahaha #this isn't a read on you OP I hope that is obvious #kaiden is an atrociously gorgeous canadian and a valid character tons of ppl love #just not sure the alenko crowd is as loud an obnoxious as the rest of us?#idk #Kinda think the bioware team is just #eyes emoji at the Ao3 relationship tag lol

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