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feuqueerfire · 2 years ago

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DNA Says Love You Live Blogging

Bro I didn't even love KinnPorsche, so why am I like still not watching anything new and have just been refreshing the AO3 VegasPete tag for the past 4 days since the show ended? They've fully been taking up so much of my mind lol

I gotta just... start a new show to move on, so here goes. I haven't heard much about this show at all but I know it explores some gender stuff? Hope I like it!

Episode 1 (July 13)

lol? I actually have no idea what this show is about, I guess starting with some ghost cam stuff?

Are the pink-haired guy and the TA a side couple?

Episode 2 (July 13/14)

um it's like 1:30 am and I'm at the part where they get to the grandma's house and uhhhh maybe I'll finish this tomorrow. It's probably not actual horror but I don't wanna deal with it rn

Amber's face is nice to look at and I'm glad they don't blur his acne scars because I'm really into them (is that weird to say?)

Is this show actually supernatural or are they just stories? Curious

Episode 3 (July 15)

I'm still way too into VegasPete and reading every fic about them on AO3 to truly move on to a different show, so it's taking me forever to watch this lol

Aw, the 3 friends bickering as children

lol Li (pink-haired, excitable, hyper) and Gwan (TA, calming, exasperated) are cute. Both tease each other cutely

oh yeah lol I forgot there was gonna be a romantic arc between Amber and our main character (Le Chien) until Amber's long staring and photographing lol

lol "If Rong was a woman, her weight should be lighter and the rope shouldn't break" lol x2

lmfao Li orchestrating a ~moment~ between Amber and Le Chien

Episode 4 (July 15)

Not Li imaging watching the clip of when he put Le Chien and Amber in romantic moment last episode and now imagining them in other various romantic scenarios

aklsdfj bruh, Li fr posted a romantic video of Le Chien and Amber to the channel

Aw, seems like the girl (Hsieh Yu He) is feeling like she's being replaced? or kinda pushed out? or just not as close? to the group and especially Le Chien spends more time with Amber

Every single ~moment~ between Li Chien and Amber is really played to death with the slow-mo, 4 different angles, the music lol

Amber reminds Le Chien of his old friend who is also Amber as a youngin lol

I'm still not fully sure where this story is going and there's no romantic chemistry yet, just shots and moments that make it seem like there's ~something there~ and also I'm watching it at 1.4-1.7x speed. Makes it sound like I really hate the show but I actually just think it's kinda boring lol but this episode I started becoming a little more interested than before because oooh interpersonal relationships

We'll see how the rest of the show goes, I really hope I start liking it more

Episode 5 (July 15)

Yay family and friends dinner with Li Chien, his mom, Amber, Yu He and Teng. I like how everyone is so friendly and casual with his mom (Ms Pu)

Li Chien putting food in Amber's plate heh the ultimate sign it's a BL

Interesting reaction to it though because in all Thai BLs the parents are like oh? eyes emoji but here's the mom's like "lmfao chill and let Amber breathe don't bombard him with all the food." Although she did tease like "oh seems like Amber's the only one with the bowl while we others aren't here" and Le Chien says "you guys are all my family go get it yourself while he's a guest."

cute, I think the dinner is cute because I think good friends and family interactions are always cute and endearing and enjoyable

Aw they don't even know they're thinking of memories with Wen Wen while their old friend is right beside them. It would be interesting to get more of Amber's POV and what he's thinking but I guess they didn't wanna give away Wen Wen = Amber so soon

rip Yu-He's face everytime Li Chien gives special attention to Amber at dinner or at the cafe. Is it jealous romantically or platonically?

Le Chien and Amber making food together in suchhhh a coupley way lol. Even Le Chien's mom see and agrees

T.T Amber literally crying into his orange pie. I'm assuming he's overwhelmed by the orange pie memories that we saw in episode 3/4 start of the episode flashback

Damn, I knew Li and Gwan were not doing well in their relationship since Gwan has been so flighty and seems dishonest with Li but I didn't realize Amber would come into the mix

I'm still watching at 1.5x+ speed but I'm more interested now because of all the interpersonal relationships and brewing conflicts lol

Episode 6 (July 16)

rip Li and Gwan breaking up after 4 years. I don't get why Gwan doesn't freaking explain or say anything though like he's keeping secrets about going abroad to study + meeting up with Amber

Okay previously I was like I don't feel any romantic chemistry between Amber and Le Chien because the only moments are like when they force it down our throat with the slow mo and bg music but seeing them cooking together is nice and cute. Food as love language strikes again fr

lol Amber holding onto Le Chien tightly during the motorcycle ride

Aw montage of Gwan thinking of himself and Li's cute memories in their apartment

Episode 7 (July 16)

They're showing us the start of Li and Gwan but I'm kinda back to not caring

lol Le Chien and Amber just... standing and witnessing Li and Gwan's conversation

dang very quick decision to be willing to go abroad with Gwan

Le Chien's mom is asking about whether he likes a girl and mentioned his future wife hoho I hope she ends up being a nice and accepting mom since they get along so well

I'm bored again lol At least the episodes are ~25 mins, so I can hopefully finish it in the next day or two

Episode 8 (July 16)

The gang all hanging out together once again

Le Chien white knighting for Amber by drinking for him and Yu He watching like :( Also I liked Le Chien's hand on Amber's shoulders in this scene

lol this show really does have every BL/romance trope in existence, including Le Chien taking a drunk Amber home and falling asleep beside him on the bed

We couldn't see Amber's chest in the shirtless bathroom scene but Amber probably doesn't have top surgery right? From what I've read, it didn't seem to say anything about that. I wishhhhhh

lmfao "No matter where she is, if I meet Wen Wen, I can recognize her right away" and Amber's face like -_- lol

rip Amber walking around all sad/teary but also going around taking photos

Episode 9 (July 17)

It's almost 2am but here's my last piece of entertainment before going to bed. I think we find out about Wen Wen = Amber here

The transphobia Amber faced >:(( (I don't think Amber identifies as trans, people said he's probably intersex and doesn't identify as trans, but this is still transphobia regardless?)

Aw, Amber and Yu He :')

I wonder how long till Le Chien finds out. Also, I just remembered there's a car crash in the horizon lol

Oh so the scene of Amber seeing Le Chien and Yu He in the park is real? but before he introduced himself in that cafe I'm guessing? Parallels with their childhood pic rip

Episode 10 (July 17)

Why don't they translate what's written in the crane origami? Yu He's confession to Le Chien?

Aw Yu He T.T I agree with Teng ge, we're no saints so her reaction is understandable and the fact that she thinks so much about them means she still cares a lot about them

Oof Yu He told Le Chien that Amber is Wen Wen. I kinda don't like that? I wish she'd at least given Amber a heads up

Woah intense confrontation type scene between Amber and Le Chien. Yelling "I'm Zhuang Xi-Wen, I'm a boy. I'm not the Wen Wen you knew!" while grabbing Le Chien by the collar is really impactful

I wish I knew what pronouns they're using in Mandarin because the subs use she/her whenever Wen Wen's name comes up and it's like hmm, especially when they're referring to current Amber as Wen Wen and using she ?

Episode 11 (July 18)

I love the sibling banter between Yu He and her brother, + the fact that she's getting over Le Chien

I really thought the circle around to see younger version of themselves would've happened a lot sooner

Aw that hug

Amber said not to call him Wen Wen

Amber cries so often rip like I get it but it's fr a lot

lmfao this silly car crash

Silly Le Chien unable to realize his feelings

Nice for Le Chien and audience both to know that Le Chien likes Amber for Amber and not because he's Wen Wen

I like it when there's an actual reason the children are afraid to come out to their parents, like right now Le Chien saying his mom always looked forward to him getting married and having kids or like in Life: Love On The Line where Akira's mother always told him to be "normal"

Anyway, I know the mother reacts well so it's all fine

One more episode left

Episode 12 (July 18)

Once again, the child apologizing to the parent for being queer and then being reassured by the parent that it's all fine is truly my kryptonite

I do wish the acting was better though lol KinnPorsche had stellar acting and now I have to get used to the level of acting in most BLs

Aw, cute ending

I don't know how they could've made the show less boring (cut out most of the first half maybe?) but it really was so boring. I was wondering if I did it a disservice by speeding it up when watching but some episodes were just too boring to be watched at 1x speed. The first 3 episodes were related to the ghost/legend hunting stuff and then it hardly took up any time in the next 9 episodes. Also, the side couple stuff with Li and Gwan felt unnecessary, they could've just been cute and fun throughout the show instead of having the storyline in Ep 5-7.

However, I still enjoyed all the friendships and familial relationships! I am truly a lover of such relationships and they showed complex friendships and wholesome families. Also, interesting gender stuff even though they didn't explain anything much.

Rating: 5.5/10

#ep by ep commentary #dna says love you

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clare-with-no-i · 3 years ago

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20 Questions: Writer’s Edition!

Thank you for tagging me @maraudersftw @startanewdream woohoo!

How many works do you have on AO3

28! 31 total I believe, including Tumblr dot com

What’s your total AO3 word count?

231,120 (oh my god when did I pass 200k...)

How many fandoms have you written for and what are they?

HP and before I was really into HP I wrote a few for a show that I no longer like lol but I orphan’d them so...HP! that is my truth!

What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

1. one long day (all my love will make you shake)

2. color theory

3. I will carry you, always

4. New Age Romancing

5. to be always kind and true

Do you respond to comments, why or why not?

I do mostly! I’m SO SO SO behind, but trust me it is not a reflection of anything other than the fact that I’m overwhelmed. NAR comments became a lot and then after that it all snowballed

What’s the fic you��ve written with the angstiest ending?

er...probably invictus, I’d say. open ending, but still alludes to canon. so...angst.

What’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending?

LOL. I’d have to say foreigner’s god, wherein I literally gave Jily a second life with Harry. or my they lived AU’s but that’s more the entire stories, not just the endings

Do you write crossovers? If so what is the craziest one you’ve written?

nope! unless you count my outlander-inspired fic, but that’s really only for the time travel premise. crossovers are not my thing.

Have you ever received hate on a fic?

sort of? yes? on NAR, which was tough because that story was already making me nervous to put out there. it’s kind of slowed me down on updating it, but hey life happens

Do you write smut? If so what kind?

very complex relationship with that, so sort of a yes/no.

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

.........iykyk

Have you ever had a fic translated?

yes! my story about Regulus and Sirius, en-dessous de la lune qui chante, got translated into Russian, which is so cool I can’t even begin to process it

Have you ever co-written a fic before?

not...yet (eyes emoji)

What’s your all time favorite ship?

jily by a MILE

What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

uhh I don’t think I have one of these. also I reject this energy on account of the fact that I don’t even want to consider not finishing a fic lmao

What are your writing strengths?

WALL OF TEXT

What are your writing weaknesses?

maintaining a timeline, outlining stories, consistency...writing movement lmao

What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

love it. currently doing it with Ancient Greek, which is...a lot. but hope to write a whole fic in spanish one day! :)

What was the first fandom you wrote for?

Percy Jackson and the Olympians! aaaaages ago.

What’s your favorite fic you’ve written?

um. oh god. idk. I think half bond and free and half foreigner’s god? oh god I really do not know

tagging @keepingupwithpotters @figg-anon @cesays and @sunshine-marauders !! have fun bb’s

#tag #writer ask #doing this right before going to PT so it is rushed #but it was fun so i wanted to do it now HAHAHAHA

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dvp95 · 5 years ago

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can’t breathe when you touch my sleeve - chapter 9

pairing: dan howell/phil lester

rating: e

warnings: none

tags: alternate universe, slow burn, fluff & humour, tiny bit of inner turmoil wrt sexuality but trust me it’s not that deep, deeper than anticipated but still not that deep y'all this is primarily silly, eventual smut, idiots in love

word count: 6,538 for this chapter (41,509 total)

summary: Dan keeps making a fool of himself in interviews, to the point where it’s basically a meme. Now he’s got to sit down for the better part of an hour and sell his show to the YouTuber he’d had a massive crush on when he was a teenager.

read from the beginning on ao3 or on tumblr!

read this chapter on ao3 or here!

Dan wakes up alone. He's stretched out on Phil's sheets, mostly on his stomach, and he buries his face in a pillow to hide from the afternoon sunlight streaming through Phil's small windows. He listens carefully, but he can't hear Phil shuffling around the room or anything.

He's not overly worried, really. This is Phil's place. It would be next level weird for him to cut and run.

Sure enough, when Dan blinks away the spots in his vision and looks around the flat, he sees a sticky note on Phil's headboard. Had to go to work! Won't say your name on the radio lol, it says, and Dan feels a surge of fondness and embarrassment.

He rolls onto his back and rubs at his face, trying to wipe the stupid grin off even though nobody's here to see it. He grins wider when he remembers that someone else is here, actually.

"Thor," he calls out, not bothering to sit up. "C'mere, buddy!"

The jangling of Thor's collar and the rapid taps of his claws on the hardwood floor let him know that the dog is approaching.

Dan looks over and sees Thor sitting at the side of the bed, head cocked and ears perked. He might actually start to cry; he is obsessed with this dog.

"Hey there," he coos, patting the bed next to him in invitation. Thor just keeps looking at him. If Dan were to assign a human emotion to Thor's vibe right now, he'd say the dog looked dubious. "C'mon up, little guy, I won't bite."

Thor jumps up with his stumpy legs and Dan laughs delightedly at the height he can manage when he's got a running start. He snuffles into Dan's borrowed shirt and gives him a bunch of sloppy kisses.

Truly, there is no better way to wake up. Dan is in heaven right now.

He gives Thor a bunch of pats and coos nonsense at him for a little while. He's not really in a hurry to go anywhere. In fact, he wouldn't get out of bed at all if it weren't for his bladder starting to get angry with him. Dan sighs and gives Thor a kiss on his tiny forehead.

"I gotta get up," he laments. He blinks at Thor.

Thor blinks back.

"You need to get up, too," he informs the dog very solemnly.

Thor puts his front paws down like he's getting ready to play and lolls his tongue out, smiling at Dan.

Dan clutches at his chest dramatically and fumbles around for his phone. He needs to capture this moment. He notices that he's got missed texts, missed calls, but he shoves the spike of anxiety to the side in order to focus on getting cute photos and videos of Thor. He takes a bunch of the corgi alone, giggling to himself the whole time, and then pulls Thor close to him to take a few selfies as well.

After brushing his teeth and taking a quick piss, Dan lies back down and looks through the camera roll. He's smiling at his phone and petting one of Thor's soft ears. They're all super cute pictures, good enough to post if they weren't so laden in implications.

Two photos - one of them grinning wide at the camera and a follow-up where Dan's face is scrunched in laughter as Thor gives him a surprise kiss to his nose - get messaged to Phil instead of posted.

It's almost as good, really. After a beat, he sends the photos to Jaime and Patrick as well. He's already talked to them about everything, more or less, and he just wants to share the joy he's feeling right now to people who get it. His thumb hesitates. After a moment of consideration, he sends just the silly picture to Adrian.

Adrian responds with a knife emoji, followed by a heart eyes emoji.

They're never going to be like Phil and his brother, working together and razzing each other over dinner, but that's okay. Dan feels a little bit of softness in his chest, easing some of that decades-old guilt. Maybe they can, at least, be more than the strangers they are now.

Spurred on by something as simple as his brother replying immediately, Dan holds his breath and opens the text chain with his mum.

Blimey dear that must be a load off after all this time! Of course I still want to see you on Saturday... I love you with my whole heart and always will xx.

Fuck. He's not going to cry. He won't cry. Not here. Dan inhales lungfuls of air in gasps, trying not to let them turn into raspy sobs. Thor makes an inquisitive noise and noses at Dan's hand.

"I'm okay," he whispers, even if he isn't quite sure that's true. He makes a bunch of typos as he replies to her, just a short love you too that takes him an entire minute to get right. He doesn't want to make a big deal over this, even though it is a big deal, so he just adds a heart emoji and buries his face in Thor's soft fur.

His phone buzzes a few times, but Dan ignores it for a little while. He feels safe in Phil's bed, Thor in his arms, and he doesn't want to face the world again until he feels a bit less fragile. Eventually, though, Thor wiggles out of his grasp and bounds off the bed in search of a toy.

Jaime and Patrick have both responded to the dog selfies, Jaime with a string of barely-comprehensible emotional texts and Patrick with a single exclamation point iMessage reaction.

Phil has sent him a selfie in return, wearing radio headphones and a pout. Hate that I'm at work!!!!!!!!, he captions it. Dan hates that, too. He sends a quick shot of Thor on the other side of the flat with the caption, abandoned by both of u.

By the time he circles back to his mum, he isn't really sure what to expect. She isn't the type to wax poetic about her feelings, none of them are, so he doesn't anticipate another round of affection and love and pride right this second. Maybe in her goodbye text when he heads to the continent. Not right away.

Sure enough, she's said, Why don't you & I grab lunch in the city on Saturday? I've been meaning to try this new sushi bar... xx. Dan's heart sinks.

It's okay, he reminds himself. His mum loves him. Adrian loves him. They both said so.

His mum not wanting him to come to the house anymore speaks volumes to Dan. He expected this, anyway - his dad barely wanted to see him before this, Dan's always been nothing but a physical reminder of his wasted youth, and it isn't shocking that he doesn't want to see Dan now.

Dan lies back down and covers his head with Phil's duvet. He'll let himself be sad, just for a minute, for the loss. This is the first relationship he has to cut off if he wants to live authentically, move forward as a gay man who doesn't hate himself, and it hits hard. Maybe he'll let himself be angry, after this. Then, he'll get out of bed and start living the authentic, quietly proud life that he's only ever dreamed of.

It's okay. But, right now, it stings a bit.

By the time Thor's ears perk up and he runs to the door, a clear indication that Phil is home, Dan has well and truly gone through some stages of grief and landed on repression. He's been playing Guild Wars and idly tidying Phil's flat throughout the day, lazy with the impromptu day off as he is. Thor follows him around and Dan plies him with more treats than he thinks Phil would approve of.

Dan feels a little sheepish when Phil comes in and he's just lounging on the sofa with his laptop and a pair of Phil's ridiculous slippers on his feet. The flat looks better than it had last night, but Dan has done fuck all with himself. He could have at least showered, he supposes.

"Hey," he says, tugging an earphone out and giving Phil a quick glance. "Sorry, I'm raiding, I'll give you attention in a second."

"Hi, Dan, my day was good," Phil says dryly. "Thanks for asking."

"You signed up for this," Dan informs him, not taking his eyes off the screen again. He can hear Phil enthusiastically greeting Thor, which makes him smile. "I did make dinner, 's in the oven."

"You cook?" Phil sounds far too surprised, in Dan's opinion.

Dan's character gets murked, and he shuts his laptop with a little huff of a noise. Normally he'd wait out the respawn and keep playing, but he's got more important things to focus on. "No, not really. I know how to throw a bunch of stuff in a pot or dish until it's food."

He gets a proper look at Phil while he peeks in the oven and feels even more like maybe he should have gotten dressed.

It's not like he's dressed up nicely or anything - he's wearing the corgi jumper that he interviewed Dan in and a pair of Vans that are surely on their last legs - but the fact that he is dressed gives him a head start on Dan. He looks a little tired, and Dan wonders if it's comfort or a distinct lack of it that has Phil's shoulders hunched forward more than usual.

"It smells good," Phil informs him, smiling a bit. "You didn't have to do that, y'know."

"Shut up, I wanted to," says Dan.

"I don't think I've come home to food cooking since I lived with my parents," Phil says, his hands inside out in his jean pockets. "I, uh, better not get used to it, huh?"

That definitely is a problem. The elephant in the room, that Dan can't just stay here forever. Dan sighs and stands, carefully stepping around the sofa so he doesn't trip on Thor. He comes close to wrap his arms around Phil's shoulders, smiling when Phil immediately takes hold of his waist like they're dancing.

"Hi, Phil," Dan mocks softly. "Good to see you, how was your day?"

Phil laughs. "Alright. Better now."

"Good," says Dan, and then he kisses Phil. It hasn't even been a full day since he did it last, but he hums and arches into it like it's been months.

They're making up for preemptive lost time. Dan is distracted, though, even when Phil licks into his mouth and pulls him closer. He can't stop thinking about the call he'd made to Amy earlier, the things his agent had said to him.

Netflix announces renewals and cancellations whenever it pleases, not on any sort of set schedule, so Dan will have to live in limbo for a little while. Amy doesn't know how long, exactly, but she promised him to at least find him a British film or series to do in the space between seasons. She called him an idiot, but she agreed to it.

Dan is wondering if he should tell Phil about that conversation. He spends half a minute tossing the possibilities around in his head while Phil sucks on his tongue, his lip.

This is so stupid. Dan pulls back from the kiss. He laughs a bit and puts a palm on Phil's chest to stop him from coming back for more. It warms Dan, knowing that Phil doesn't want to stop kissing him.

"Down, boy," he jokes, and Phil rolls his eyes.

"I don't like this habit you have of interrupting us," says Phil. His cool hands slip under Dan's borrowed Friends shirt. His thumbs trace mirroring shapes just under Dan's ribcage. Now that is distracting. "You could just let me keep kissing you."

"I could," Dan agrees. "But I've got shit to say, y'know?"

Phil grins at him, exasperated in a way that Dan thinks he could get used to. "I've noticed, Dan, that you always have shit to say. And I'd love to listen. Any other time."

"Rude," says Dan. There's no real heat to it, since Phil is right. "It's just that I almost didn't tell you something important because I didn't want to get your hopes up or sound like a freak, and then I remembered the disaster that not talking became last time, so, fuck it."

Even though he's already had experience with watching Phil's eyes go neutral and guarded, it's still a bit of a weird thing to watch happen up close.

It's not even that Phil is a particularly good actor, it's just that he's clearly so practiced in hiding his reactions to things that he can switch it on in an instant. Dan huffs a bit and pokes at Phil's cheek.

"None of that," he scolds.

"None of what?" Phil asks. He's smiling now, though. "What's so important?"

"I talked to my agent," says Dan. "Things are up in the air until we know if we're getting a fourth season, but. I'm thinking about moving to London if we aren't."

Phil's smile goes absolutely blinding, but he sounds suspicious when he says, "Really? That's something you want?"

"I always wanted to live here," Dan says with a little shrug. "Just got lucky in America and ended up staying. Nothing specific was really drawing me back here, I just knew London was always a 'someday' thing. Every time I come back for Christmas I remember how much I like it here." Dan pauses, then jokes, "It's not all about you, y'know."

It kind of is. The timing of it, at least, but Phil doesn't have to know that.

"Yeah, alright," Phil says, outright beaming at Dan now. "Makes sense to me, it's a way better place to live than Atlanta."

Dan laughs. "Atlanta is fine, you jealous bitch."

"I guess," says Phil. He presses a couple of soft kisses to Dan's jaw. Dan is ready to get carried away again before he adds, "It must be hard being so far from your family, as well. You'll get to see them more."

He knows that Phil is only trying to motivate him into staying without actively using himself as a reason, but Dan still grimaces.

"I'll probably see them about the same amount, honestly," he says. "Except my grandma, I'm sure I'll have tea with her every once in a while."

"Don't be silly, I'm sure they'd be excited," says Phil.

That's a very easy thing for Phil to say. Dan can't help the face he pulls at the idea of his family being excited that he's nearby. "They really won't. My parents aren't like yours, Phil, and my brother definitely isn't."

Phil cocks his head and blinks. Dan almost laughs at how eerily similar the action looks to Thor's confusion.

"Well, I know nobody's family is perfect," Phil says, squeezing Dan's waist. "I just figured you'd like to be closer to them."

"No," Dan says honestly. "I mean, it's not like it's a reason not to live in London. Where I am in relation to my family doesn't really affect my decision either way, TBH."

He kind of expects Phil to keep arguing with him about it. Dan only reached out to his mum about getting together in the first place after Phil got all disapproving about how little Dan sees them. Maybe he just takes Dan's word for it this time, though, because all he says is an easy, "Okay."

That's all it takes, really. Phil's agreement, even if he doesn't understand. Dan has already told this guy more about himself than anyone else he knows, and he can feel the words bubbling uncomfortably in his throat.

"I don't actually want to talk about this," says Dan, "but, like, okay, I came out to my family and only some of them are handling it well."

Actual understanding dawns on Phil's face, and he just nods.

"We won't talk about it, then," he says. Like it's that simple. "Let's eat. I'm gonna take Thor to the park afterwards if you want to come with us."

Dan leans in for a grateful kiss that lingers a bit too long. Phil's hands travel further up his shirt, tracing along Dan's ribs and making him shiver. "Thanks," he murmurs into the barely-there space between their mouths. "I'll come with you guys."

For as long as Dan has known about commitment issues, he's known that he has them. With personal projects, with schoolwork, with his own sense of self. It's hard for him to settle on something, harder still to follow through. He's felt it with the women he's dated, too, but he'd already known there was an underlying issue that made it impossible for him to say, 'yeah, okay, this could be something I do long-term'.

Now he's making out with a man who he's pretty sure is his boyfriend, even if they hadn't actually said that word, talking about sharing dinner and dog walks and clothes, and Dan has never done this before, and he knows that he's committing to something just by being here right now.

He waits for that moment of panic so he can whack it aside with some logic, but. It never comes.

Huh.

When they head to bed later that night, it isn't because Phil has almost passed out on the sofa again. They'd been ignoring a film for about an hour to snog, and Phil's perpetually cold hands had started wandering about five minutes into that.

Dan had managed to handle Phil's hands under his shirt, in his hair, on his thighs, even brushing the side of his neck, all without major issues. When Phil had decided to outright grope his ass through his too-tight jeans, though, Dan's brain had short circuited. So he'd dragged Phil across the room and pulled him down in a tangle of limbs and laughter as they accidentally elbowed and kneed at each other.

They're not exactly graceful people, but Dan can't complain much with Phil's hands in his back pockets and Phil's mouth on his jaw.

Dan's breathing already feels too loud in the softly lit room, small windows not letting much background noise through at all, and Phil isn't even doing much of anything to him yet.

The part of Dan's brain that exists only to remind him that he's attracted to men has literally never been so loud. He'd foolishly assumed that admitting it to himself and other people would shut it the fuck up, but instead it is outright screaming at him.

You're so fucking gay! it reminds him, as if it's yodeling from the top of a mountain.

Yeah, Dan thinks, he is, he's aware, he's currently straddling a guy he really likes and mouthing at his neck to try and get his breathing as ragged as Dan's is. He doesn't need the commentary.

Still, it keeps shouting, and it only gets louder when Phil tangles one hand in his hair and tugs him back up for an open-mouthed kiss.

He's kissing you! AmazingPhil is kissing you! that part of his mind is chanting, and in the short break between their lips meeting, Dan can't help but murmur a, "Shut up."

Phil pauses. Dan realises he's said that out loud and promptly wants to die.

"I didn't say anything," says Phil. His voice is low and amused, and Dan feels a renewed spark of heat up his spine.

"Not you," Dan says.

Raising his eyebrows, Phil makes a point to look around the flat as best he can without dislodging Dan from his hips. "Uh huh. Y'know, I always knew this place was haunted. I just figured I'd be the one to make friends with the ghosts."

"You're ridiculous," says Dan, but he can't stop himself from smiling.

"I'm not the one talking to ghosts," says Phil.

"I'm not taking to ghosts, Phil, I'm talking to myself. My brain won't shut off, it's so fucking loud right now."

Phil laughs, but he doesn't seem like he's making fun of Dan. He twirls his finger around one of Dan's curls and grins up at him. "I can help with that," he says. In case there were any doubt about what he means, Phil squeezes Dan's ass. "Bet I could make your brain be quiet."

"Yeah?" Dan grins and noses at Phil's jaw. "Yeah, alright, do your worst."

"What do you want?" Phil asks, using his light grip on Dan's hair to make Dan look at him. Dan personally thinks he could tug harder, but they can talk about that when Dan has to pull up a PowerPoint presentation on his kinks.

That's not an easy question. Dan wants everything, whatever Phil's got on offer. He shrugs.

"Honestly," says Dan, "I'm even easier about sex than I am about food."

"This has not been easy," Phil grumbles, good-natured about it. Dan cackles in response. Not a very attractive sound, but Phil doesn't seem to mind. He just smiles.

"Okay, yeah, fair enough," says Dan. "You know what I mean. You can make that call, I believe in you. Although, for you to make an informed decision, you should know I haven't showered since..." He trails off, frowning.

"Not a good sign that you can't remember," Phil laughs. He doesn't seem anxious the way he has when Dan pushes him in the past, but maybe he's just feeling the same loose vulnerability that's making Dan go mad with it. Phil hums and toys with Dan's hair. "Uh, alright, you wanna maybe fuck me?"

The suggestion being somehow both unsure and totally blunt makes Dan laugh, and then Phil is ducking giggles into Dan's collarbone, too.

"How is that a question?" Dan grins. "Sure I do."

Phil is grinning back at him, bright and beautiful, and Dan has to lean in and connect their lips again for a long moment. "Mm, you wanna grab the stuff from the loo, then? And put Thor in there while you're at it."

"Why do I have to?"

"You're on top of me."

"I don't have to be. You go put the dog away."

"No, you should - okay," Phil cuts himself off with a laugh and takes his hand off Dan's ass to hold it up between them in a fist. "Rock, paper, scissors you for it?"

As Dan proceeds to lose two of three - and then three of five, and then five of seven when he keeps complaining about not being in the Zone - it occurs to him that this whole thing feels ridiculous.

It's not a bad thing. Dan hasn't had silly sex in a very, very long time. He's certainly never had sex with someone he trusts quite as much as he trusts Phil. He's trying not to think about that too hard when he lures Thor into the bathroom with treats and his favourite toy, because he doesn't want to accidentally activate his own fight or flight reflex.

Phil is propped up on his elbows in bed, watching Dan with an absent smile on his face, and Dan remembers seeing him like this when they were drunk together. He'd been sprawled out over Dan's sheets and smirking up at him and Dan hadn't done anything about it.

"God, I'm stupid," Dan breathes, and Phil laughs.

"Yeah," he agrees, even though he can't possibly know what Dan is thinking about. "You just gonna stand there?"

With a rude gesture, Dan tosses the bottle of lube at Phil, who yelps as it almost hits him in the face. Dan finds himself cackling again as he fights to get his ultra-skinny jeans off his legs while he's still standing. He'd put them on to go to the dog park - stayed in the Friends shirt, though, it's very comfortable - but he's regretting that now. Phil's cotton shorts would be way less awkward to shimmy out of.

"Must you watch me do this?" Dan huffs, hopping on one foot as he tries to yank his jeans down over his other ankle. "It's not exactly sexy."

"It's very funny, though," says Phil.

Dan manages to get his jeans and socks off without injury, and then he flops back into bed to help Phil with his own tight jeans.

"We need to rethink our fashion," Dan laughs. Phil is giggling, too, and lifting his hips for Dan, and this is all so fun. Dan had actually forgotten that sex could be fun. His jeans come off easier than Dan's, thank god, and Dan runs his hands over Phil's thighs with a little hum. "Damn, you're pale."

Phil makes an amused, choked-off noise and kicks out at Dan without actually trying to hit him. "Hey, fuck you, you're supposed to say nice stuff to me."

"I'm so sorry, Phil, the beauty of your alabaster legs just drive me crazy," Dan simpers, exaggeratedly batting his eyelashes. He's being a dick about it, but the sentiment behind the words are true enough. Phil's got nice legs, nice thighs, a nice semi in his nice boxers. Dan brushes his fingers in a way that's probably ticklish and laughs when Phil kicks his shin for real. "Fucking ow, do you want me to tell you how hot you are or not?"

"You're so annoying," Phil informs him, and then he's sitting up to take his shirt off and Dan's mouth goes dry for real.

"Oh," he says, shifting further up the bed so he can flick his thumb over the metal bar in Phil's left nipple. He hadn't really expected that from Phil. Dan blinks, trying to get his brain back online. "Why didn't you get both?'

Whatever Phil was expecting him to say, it wasn't that. He sits there for a moment, stumped, the pads of Dan's fingers curiously poking at his nipple. It doesn't seem like it's very sensitive. Dan wonders if that's from the piercing or if Phil just doesn't have sensitive nipples. He wonders how long this piercing has been here - it hadn't been, back when he was an avid AmazingPhil subscriber, and Phil hasn't taken his shirt off for YouTube in years.

Then, Phil shrugs. "You only get one pierced, don't you?"

"I think most people get both," Dan says, but he's talking on autopilot right now. He shakes his head, tries to clear it. "Fucking symmetry or whatever, yeah?"

"I guess," Phil says. He doesn't shrug again, but his broad, bare shoulders twitch like they want to. He's got freckles and beauty marks on his shoulders and arms and torso, and Dan wants to get his mouth on every single one.

"No offense," says Dan, "but I really didn't peg you as the piercing type."

Phil smirks a bit. "Wow, the MySpace boy I was trying so hard to be is crying right now. Yeah, I dunno, it was one of the really impulsive things I did a couple years ago. Getting Thor was one of those, I think I told you about that."

He had. Dan remembers it, vaguely, remembers wondering if Phil was hiding a tattoo under his clothes.

"Did it hurt?"

"Not as much as I expected," says Phil. "And definitely not as much as my other ones did."

Dan narrows his eyes and looks Phil over, dubious. Phil isn't wearing anything but a pair of boxer briefs with sushi print on them, and Dan can't see any more metal or healing holes on him. Phil's little smirk only grows while Dan looks him over carefully. "Stop fucking with me, you don't have more piercings."

Phil raises an eyebrow and his hips in a synchronicity that Dan didn't know his body possessed. Dan swallows, hard, can hear his heart pounding as it rushes all the blood in his brain south and makes him a little dizzy.

The room is quiet and still and too hot for a long beat. Then, Dan pulls his borrowed shirt off and chucks it somewhere over his shoulder so that the cool air of the basement can stop him from overheating. He slides his fingers under the hem of Phil's boxers and pulls them down his long legs, unable to stop himself from dropping a kiss to one of Phil's very pale thighs as he does.

"Fuck," Dan breathes. He nips at Phil's thigh a bit, making the muscles there jerk. "Alright, so I can see how that would hurt more."

Phil's cock is pretty and thick, which Dan suspected but had no way of knowing, and it's also got two piercings in it. Dan knows the name of the one, a Prince Albert ring right at the tip of Phil's dick, but he has no idea what the other is called.

He has to touch them, of course. He wraps his hand around Phil's cock and rubs his thumb back and forth over the ring, watching Phil's face carefully as he does.

"Dan," is all Phil says, but his voice has gone low and his eyes have gone dark, so Dan figures he's doing something right.

"What the hell is this?" Dan has to ask, trailing his fingers down Phil's cock to nudge at the bar through the bottom of it, right above his balls. "Like, what is it called? Also, why did you do this? Also, also, I want to suck your dick now."

Phil laughs, throaty and dark, and that doesn't help Dan's situation at all.

"You only grabbed one condom," he points out, waving the wrapper in Dan's face. "So you can either fuck me or suck me off, your call."

"I don't need a condom to suck your dick," says Dan.

Somehow, even with Dan's hand idly stroking him and playing with the piercings, Phil manages to roll his eyes. "You do. I'm not giving you a safe sex lecture, Dan, either make up your mind or go get another condom."

Dan sulks, but he doesn't bother arguing. He hasn't actually heard Phil be so strongly opinionated about something before. There's not a hint of hesitation or anxiety in telling Dan what he wants, and Dan likes that too much to bicker over something as miniscule as a condom.

"Fine," he sighs, sitting up between Phil's legs and letting go of his dick.

"Aw, Dan," Phil lightly mocks. He reaches out and pets Dan's hair, which Dan is only a little embarrassed to lean into. "It's like you don't even know that getting tested together can be third base for gay people."

"Well, I don't know," Dan huffs. He's a little prickly and defensive about the teasing, but Phil smiles at him so softly that he melts all over again. "It's been a while, okay? And it's not like any of us were the smartest bulbs about this shit in uni."

With a sympathetic little hum of a noise, Phil pulls Dan up by the hair to kiss him. It's slow and lingering and Dan's body is pressed against Phil's with the angle, only his thin Calvins in the way of them sliding together. When Phil pulls back, Dan is the one who gets stopped from leaning in for more.

"Sorry," Phil says, quiet and sincere and still smiling. "I really will talk about why it's important to me later, but right now I just really need you to put your stupidly big hands to work."

Another request, no hesitation. Dan is only too happy to oblige.

Dan has never fingered another guy before. The rare times, back in the day, that he hadn't been craving something inside him to ease that constant tension he carried around with him, Dan's sexual partners had just done the task themselves.

Still, it's not rocket science. He's had his fingers in women and in himself before, how different could it be?

Too much lube and a wrist cramp later, Dan is getting the hang of things. He's using his right hand on Phil so his left wrist can take a break, pushing and prodding deep with his longest fingers to coax drawn-out noises from Phil's pretty lips. Dan kisses him, rocks against his hip, murmurs absolute nonsense into his ear that he'll feel embarrassed about when he isn't so fucking turned on. He hasn't managed to consistently hit Phil's prostate or anything but Phil doesn't seem to mind. He's grinding into Dan's hand, biting his lip hard, murmuring, "That's it, you've got it, c'mon, give me another."

"Yeah, alright," Dan breathes, carefully pressing another finger into him and shuddering at the way Phil's back arches into it.

This is easily the hottest thing he's ever done, and that might be pathetic if it wasn't so obvious that nothing else could even come close to this. Phil doesn't bother telling Dan when he's ready, he just shoves the condom into Dan's free palm and wraps a hand around himself.

"Not getting any younger, here," Phil says on a little pant, and Dan realises that he's just been staring.

"Right, fuck, okay."

Dan's fingers shake a bit, but he manages to get his boxers off and his cock ready without any incidents - aside from another mean twinge in his left wrist. He waits and just looks at Phil again, spread legs and long neck and all gorgeous man, and Phil's eyelashes flutter as he tugs lightly on one of his piercings, fuck.

"C'mon," Phil urges again, hooking a lanky leg over Dan's hip to pull him closer.

"It's gonna be like that, is it?" Dan laughs breathlessly. He hoists Phils body up by his thighs for a better angle and keeps a hand on Phil's ass to hold him there. "Fucking pillow princess, I should have guessed."

"Whatever, Dan," says Phil. He seems very distracted by Dan lining his cock up and slowly, so slowly, pressing inside of him. Phil groans then, the loudest noise he's made yet, and rocks his hips to take more of Dan's cock than Dan is giving him. "Not gonna fucking break, c'mon."

"Jesus, Phil," Dan half-laughs, half-moans. "So demanding. Feel so good, though, shit, I can't stay in Atlanta, I can't not have this all the - fuck - all the time."

It just kind of slips out, the way everything Dan babbles during sex slips out, but Phil is nodding along anyway, wrapping his arms around Dan's shoulders to pull him down into a messy kiss.

The wet noises where they're joined should be comical, maybe, all squelching lube and skin slapping against skin as Dan starts to fuck into Phil properly, but Dan is too focused on the breathy noises escaping from their kiss to care. This is just what sex sounds like - this is what sex with Phil sounds like, and Dan could really get used to that.

Phil's heel digs into the small of Dan's back to urge him on until, presumably, his leg gets tired or cramped and he wraps them both around Dan's hips instead. They gasp into each other's mouths at the slight change in angle, and Dan's hips snap forward.

If Phil weren't sucking on his tongue right now, Dan would be prattling on and moaning loud and generally making an idiot of himself. He feels the telltale sensation of heat in his gut that means there's an orgasm at the finish line, he just needs to get there.

Dan plants a hand on the bed and lifts Phil's lower body a bit more with the other, moaning absolute nonsense into Phil's mouth as he thrusts a little harder and faster to try and get Phil where he is.

A whine reverberates through Dan's body as Phil makes the noise with his teeth on Dan's lower lip, and then Dan can feel the rhythmic nudges of Phil's knuckles against his stomach as he jacks himself off, fast, because he's close too and Dan can tell. Dan wants to wait it out, he does, but Phil feels too good around his cock for him to hold out any longer. His orgasm hits and he groans like he’s been punched in the stomach, burying his face into Phil’s neck as he does.

He hears Phil say, "Fuck, okay, just stay there," and stays deep inside of him, pressing wet kisses to his neck and grinding his hips in little circles until Phil gets his, too, toes curling against the backs of Dan's thighs with a quiet groan and one hand gripping his hair so tight that Dan sees stars.

Dan presses a soft kiss to Phil's jaw and carefully pulls out of him to flop onto his back, trying to get his breathing back to a regular rate. He's seriously unfit when he isn't filming, his personal trainer would be so furious about all the Domino's he's been eating. He laughs at the thought of his trainer's angry face and then he's just giggling, throwing an arm over his face to hide from Phil's curious eyes.

"I think you fucked me stupid," Dan tells him through the giggles, and Phil responds with a low chuckle.

Arms are wrapped around Dan's waist and a line of kisses are dropped along his collarbone. "Hey, now," says Phil, his voice low and fucked out, "I can't take credit for that. You were stupid when you got here."

"Oi," Dan laughs, shoving at him. If they had more energy, they'd probably roll around until all the mocking words are just breathless laughter, but as it is they just manage to elbow each other a few times and then curl closer. It's quiet for a few minutes, just holding each other close and letting their hands brush softly over each other's skin.

Then, Phil yawns.

"Okay," he says, like he's psyching himself up. "Contacts out. Dog out. Pants on."

"That last one seems optional," Dan says, waggling his eyebrows. Phil laughs and swats at his chest.

"You," says Phil, swatting the same spot again for good measure, "condom off, pants on."

"What is this pants agenda you're pushing on me?" Dan hums into Phil's hair. It smells sweet, like some kind of berry. "I'm not sure I'm interested in these pants you speak of."

Phil laughs and pulls away to stretch all his long limbs out. Dan takes the opportunity to shamelessly check him out again, admiring the glints of metal that the majority of the world doesn't get to see. "You will be. Thor's going to want to cuddle after we locked him up."

He watches Phil as he searches his room for clean boxers, wolf-whistling when he bends down and laughing at the finger he gets in return.

"Yeah, okay," says Dan. He feels a smile spread across his face before he even thinks about it. Yeah. This is what he wants. This is what, for some godforsaken reason, he's been allowed to have.

#dnp fic #phanfic #phanfiction #can't breathe when you touch my sleeve #words words words

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alo-piss-trancy · 6 years ago

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Okay so I’m doing seven because as you all know from my zillion ships and characters I’ve written for/screamed about, I’m incapable of picking a specific favourite lmao. But it’s still less than half my fics so it’s fine. Also none of these are ranked, I enjoyed them all equally tbh. (Forgive my lack of heart emojis RIP, I’m on desktop for this one)The Troubles Rain Can Bring (Pers/ona 5) : Of course I have to bring this one up, since it’s the one I consider my first legit omo fic (Jade was my first foray, but since it’s unfinished and I picked a dead fandom specifically so I had less chances of getting mean comments, I consider it more of a practice run). This was my first time writing for a very active and current fandom, so it was really intimidating, but I was also really excited to participate in creating for a game I was so passionate about! Also that fic was just a total labour of self-indulgence and love (excuse for fluff with my otp? combining all my fav tropes? Gratuitous Akira Suffering? Including the others for fun towards the end? I was in hog heaven!) While I definitely can find parts where I could improve the writing now, I still love it for all of the effort I put into it, and I got such a lovely response that made me feel really welcome on ao3, the omo tag on tumblr, and in the p/5 fandom! It’s kind of nostalgic for me, even if it was only written like a year and a half ago, haha.All Bottled Up (Dang/anRonpa: THH) : I’m just really proud of this fic, and I had so much fun writing it! I think it’s probably one of the few fics I’ve written that was a completely smooth ride of inspiration and fun from start to finish, without any hitches in the writing process or me getting bogged down with other projects. Seriously I think I hammered the entire thing out in like a week or two lmao. I love Naegiri so much, and the idea was a treat to work with even if it’s some of the most cliché omo scenarios, it was just a nice relaxing bit of indulgence! Also I got to dig into Kirigiri’s character, which I didn’t get to do in my other fic of her (since that one was so short and oddly styled). My favourite bit was probably getting to mess with the drawbacks of her gloves/hand injuries, and of course those fluffy bits with Naegi! Getting Your Feet Wet (Pers/ona 5) : This one, hoo boy. Definitely one of my longest fics, and while at the time when I posted it I kind of hated half the stuff in it (just because I had been nitpicking it for so long lmao), now that time has gone by I can genuinely say I love it and it’s probably one I’m proudest of. Not only was it my first full dive into snut (and I’d like to think it isn’t too shabby), but I got to work with a rarepair that I’ve been intrigued by, with two of my fav npcs from the game! So fun times all around! It was great to imagine how Sae might have changed and opened up since the game’s ending, and what Tae could do to help draw her out of that strict shell while still making her feel secure and comfortable. Also I got to include pet/p.lay which is something I’d been dying to write since I started that account, so bonus points for that! And I got a way better response than I was expecting, so that was nice!A Sinking Ship (Pers/ona 5) : ((Okay I swear I still plan to update the other half of this one someday soon, I literally have the draft halfway done I just haven’t been able to get it finished to the level I want.)) Anyways, I have a soft spot for this one because 1. It’s Makoto, and you all know how much I adore her, 2. I finally got to write some legit palace battling and shenanigans, which I really enjoyed and want to include more of in future projects, 3. I literally put so much detail into this one, from the setting descriptions to the dialogue and going out of my way to include the entire team interacting with her instead of just one or two chars, and I’m giving myself a fat pat on the back for that. And then throwing in actual anxiety and plot issues instead of just making her desperate for the sake of it, which may have been ambitious (hence why it’s kind of on a cliffhanger right now while I finish the comfort half), but I really just wanted her to have one of my best fics possible because Makoto deserves the best (of the worst suffering oops sorry bby). Also did I mention The Shumako Bridal Carry scene? That was absolutely necessary to include okay? Also there’s gonna be quality Shumako bonding in the second chapter so I’m biased to love this in advance. Basically I love this one specifically because it’s my own self-indulgent bullshit, which is kind of every fic I write but this is definitely one of The Most Indulgent. I also consider this one my very best omo fic in terms of the actual omo writing/content, even if it’s long AF, because at least you’re getting desperation and wetting for pretty much the entire thing, even when other stuff’s going on around it. So yeah I guess if you don’t mind a cliffhanger ending (for now) and have a decent knowledge of p/5, this is the one I recommend reading!Conundrums Lead to Collapse (Doc/tor Who - 13th Doc/tor) : I really liked writing this one because of the whump, actually. I rarely have excuses to injure characters for Even Worse Omo Suffering/Comfort, so the fact that I could write based on a canon injury was the perfect excuse! Also I’m just weak for the 13th Doctor so I’m always down for omo of her, but it was also a fun excuse to explore her character. We hadn’t gotten to see her angry or broken down at the time it aired, so I enjoyed getting to play around with how things affect her when she does finally lose the positive attitude and confidence, and bringing a character as powerful (and semi immortal I guess) as The Doctor to the floor was just a fun exercise. Also it’s kind of hard to find whump fics focused on female characters that don’t involve a certain kind of violence (or just female whump in general actually), so I just really enjoyed using all of the fandom tropes I’ve read over the years in those fics to create something for those of us who wanted it the other way around! I would also like to say this one gave me the excuse for Found Family Coddling, everyone comforts and helps her towards the end which is perfect for my fluff-craving heart after all of the angst.Holding More than Cards (Ka/kegurui Compulsive Gambler) : Oh boy, I’ll be honest the reason I love this is purely because it’s pretty much the only fic for this pairing that I’ve found for my tastes and I had to make it myself dang it (They basically had a whole two episodes where Midari creamed herself for Yumeko and they had that scene where they held each other’s faces staring into their eyes, HOW is no one jumping on this ship??? There’s literally 5 fics total on ao3 I’m not joking). I really enjoyed getting to dig into Midari’s characterization for this one, especially since I had such a tiny bit of canon to go off of and had to set it after the anime’s s1 developments. I got to write Yumeko being a dom and dropping her cheerful attitude too, which was really satisfying. Also while this doesn’t have full on snut in it, it was the closest I’d come at the time, so that was an interesting challenge. This was a rare chance to indulge in unhealthy ships too (bc literally every ship in that show is unhealthy on some level lmao) so that was entertaining to try and navigate.Capture the Fly with Nectar Sweet (The Ch/illing Adventures of Sabrin/a) : I just posted this one recently but I’m adding it anyways, because I had an absolute blast working on it. It’s so starkly different from anything I usually write, because you all know I love close friendships and found family and all that quality fluff and caring. But instead this one was me staring at my laptop thinking of how I want to tell this character to go to hell, except that would be pointless because that’s literally where she came from. I really got to stretch my wings outside my comfort zone and dig around in the dark, manipulative side for a while, and it was so much fun to study one of my favourite villains (anti-hero? she’s such a mysterious mess idk how to classify her) and her relationship with Sabrina. I also got to attempt writing desperation from the outsider’s perspective instead of the victim’s, and while I feel like I definitely still have room to improve with that, it was a nice break from the way I usually write my omo fics. I also got to shift around my writing style for this one, using words like ‘betwixt’ (which I love but never get to use lol) and using a bunch of metaphors and similes to showcase how Madam views Sabrina. This is probably the fic that makes it obvious that Language Arts was my favourite subject in school and that I’m Extra when it comes to predator/prey comparisons lmao. (Note: Please read the tags on this one, the Dead Dove: Do Not Eat warning applies here.)

I actually don’t know who else to send this to that I haven’t already, since like half the omo tag has vanished and I’m blanking on usernames, so if any of y'all are reading this post and you write fics: consider this me asking you to do it so I can hear about your fics! :D

#bear gets a letter #omorashi #fandomo #fictomo #ao3fic #might as well tag that since I have all the links here lmao

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ao3feed-klance · 6 years ago

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The Amnesia Game

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by speaks

A boy wakes up in a cell handcuffed to a stranger. Neither of them know their names, where they came from, why they can't seem to remember anything, or what the hell they did to piss off the Galra Empire.

This is fine, though. He's got this. He just has to escape a Galra prison, navigate an alien city without getting caught, figure out who he is along the way, and survive the chaotic, sassy heartthrob attached to him at the wrist.

Okay, except that last thing turns out to be harder than all the rest combined.

Words: 6812, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Lance (Voltron), Keith (Voltron)

Relationships: Keith/Lance (Voltron)

Additional Tags: Amnesia, Handcuffed Together, eyes emoji, lol, its a short and sweet fic, Pure fluff honestly, this is my middle finger to dreamworks basically, im taking klance back for myself and im starting with the bonding moment bitches, i dont care whats canon and what isnt, the bonding moment is peak romance., lance pov

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#ao3feed #ao3feed klance

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ao3feed-safeklance · 6 years ago

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The Amnesia Game

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2osN6gJ

by speaks

Okay, except that last thing turns out to be harder than all the rest combined.

Words: 6812, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Lance (Voltron), Keith (Voltron)

Relationships: Keith/Lance (Voltron)

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2osN6gJ

#ao3feed #fanfic #voltron #klance

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ao3feed-voltronlegendarydefender · 6 years ago

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The Amnesia Game

read it on the AO3 at The Amnesia Game

by speaks

Okay, except that last thing turns out to be harder than all the rest combined.

Words: 6812, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Lance (Voltron), Keith (Voltron)

Relationships: Keith/Lance (Voltron)

read it on the AO3 at The Amnesia Game

#ao3feed #fanfic #voltron #voltron: legendary defender #ao3feed-voltronlegendarydefender

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ao3feed-connor · 6 years ago

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connor vores gauze unironically

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by twinkshish

Connor needs to stop putting things in his mouth, for the sake of Hank's sanity.

Words: 716, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Hank Anderson, Connor (Detroit: Become Human)

Relationships: Hank Anderson & Connor

Additional Tags: Humor, Father-Son Relationship, Dubious Medical Practices, Connor licking things, that really should not be licked, is this a vore fic? our sources say yes, (its not actually vore im so sorry if youre into that), Gauze, rated for descriptions of a crime scene, its not gory tho, lowkey based on real events, eyes emoji, Some Plot, but its only there to set up the vore lol, i did the math and 2 percent of this fic is hank saying fuck, do with that what you will

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#ao3feed #fanfic #dbh #dbh connor #detroit: become human

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ao3feed-danganronpa · 4 years ago

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wait for you

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by pregame_kaede_kin

Saihara was sitting in the library by a bookshelf, reading a mystery novel.

He was halfway into the book though he was pretty sure he already knew the culprit.

The atmosphere was calm and relaxing, with no one to bother Saihara.

"Helloo?? Anyone here??" Until now.

Maybe if he kept quiet, Ouma wouldn't notice him-

"Saihara-chan!! What a pleasant surprise!!" Ouma skips over to Saihara, leaning down to meet Saihara at eye level. "That was a lie! I just checked where you are from the Monopad map!"

"No matter how cute he is, he's still a brat," Saihara thought with a sigh.

Words: 1349, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing, Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Oma Kokichi, Saihara Shuichi, Momota Kaito (mentioned), Akamatsu Kaede (Mentioned), Naegi Makoto (mentioned), Kirigiri Kyoko (mentioned), Iruma Miu (mentioned), New Dangan Ronpa V3 Ensemble, (mentioned), Celestia Ludenberg (mentioned), Ishimaru Kiyotaka (mentioned), Yamada Hifumi (mentioned)

Relationships: Oma Kokichi/Saihara Shuichi

Additional Tags: Rating for one (1) insult Kokichi says, otherwise family friendly thumbs up emoji, sorta - Freeform, i think lol, most of the mentioned characters aren't mentioned by name lol, Implied Dangan Ronpa Trigger Happy Havoc Spoilers, otherwise spoiler free!!, danganronpa is a book series now deal with it, this is very gay, Saihara Shuichi is a Sappy Little Shit, Mlm Kokichi Ouma, Mlm Saihara Shuichi, Beta read because I'm a coward, Oma Kokichi Is Bad at Feelings, very bad haha, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Oops, wasn't supposed to end up as angst, i just wanted an excuse to write blushy kokichi kjnks, Oma Kokichi/Saihara Shuichi-centric, Mentioned Saihara Shuichi/Akamatsu Kaede, Mentioned Kirigiri Kyoko/Naegi Makoto, naegiri rights lets goooo, Love Confessions, Very Cheesy, i dont have any romantic experience what am i doing, Minor Angst, thye never actually got together lol, oops??, There Was Some Tension, Saihara Shuichi is a Lovesick Fool, Saihara Shuichi the Ultimate Simp, 3am where yall at??, im not even tired yeee, im so cringy whats next coffee shop au, actually..., no no im joking, unless..?, i need a shuichi in my life h, who will hug me and kiss me and listen to me and, im just in the need of validation, sad emoji, no wonder no one loves me idnkjdn, im not even a shuichi simp, or a kokichi simp, kokichi is aesthetically appealing, thats all - Freeform, hes not hot tho idk what my friend sees in him, ndnjfk, how do u spell aesthecally???, kokichi: wheres the third series, mastermind: laughs in the distance, what is with me and saiouma library dates where they read previous dr games, they read sdr2 in my last book now thh, whats next udg???, probably actually ahjah, too many tags oops, oh well, One Shot, Short One Shot, Alternate Universe - No Killing Game (Dangan Ronpa), Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, at least thats what i intended, if u want imagine this is in the kg to make this more angsty lol, no idea what this au is tho, theyre still trapped in the academy, a little ooc???, H - Freeform, enough with the tags lol

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3qV4gD0

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #dangan ronpa #danganronpa #dr

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frxstguardian · 7 years ago

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I was tagged by @100-yardstare! Thanks! This was really fun to do.

Five Things You’ll Find In My Bag: 1. My phone 2. My wallet 3. Earbuds 4. Phone charger 5. Invisalign tray case and toothbrush

Five Things You’ll Find In My Bedroom: 1. Box of Honey Bunches of Oats aka my fave cereal 2. Bag of craisins, I love devouring them 3. Orange pill bottle of my hyperthyroid meds 4. “Hard Choices” by Hillary Clinton 5. My two playbills (Lightning Thief and Great Comet)

Five Things I’ve Always Wanted To Do: 1. Experience a total solar eclipse. I’m in Pennsylvania so I only got to see a partial eclipse back in August but now I want the real deal [eye emojis]. 2. Go to a con like DragonCon or SDCC with friends 3. I want... a boyfriend... but how... 4. Write fanfic. I have lots of ideas for fics but not the talent or time to write them myself. 5. Play Overwatch? It looks like such a fun game, but I don’t want to buy the game and my laptop would never be able to run the game without spontaneously combusting omfg.

Five Things That Make Me Feel Happy: 1. My friends and family 2. Watching my favorite shows and movies 3. Cats and foxes 4. The game Mini Metro that I just bought on Steam 5. I actually decorated my dorm room this year and it looks nice lol

Five Things I’m Currently Into: 1. Podcasts! I started listening to podcasts while at work a couple months ago using the chrome extension podStation which is free and really simple to use. I started because I miss listening to NPR during car rides, and also most podcasts feel like better and calmer journalism than most news sources nowadays lol. 2. Broadway/musical theater. I got back into musicals via Les Miserables and this summer I got to see both The Lightning Thief and The Great Comet live! I keep entering the Hamilton and Dear Evan Hansen lotteries every day but I’ve never won haha. 3. I just finished S1 of Twin Peaks. There are a lot of characters to keep up with and like everyone has a secret romantic relationship lmao. I don’t understand why everyone in this town marries people they don’t actually like smh. Also it’s surprisingly sexual for an old show. 4. Star Wars again, because S4 of Star Wars Rebels is coming out soon, and then there’s The Last Jedi in December! Also I’ve been going through the entire Obikin tag on AO3 lol. 5. I’m like??? Actually regularly cooking meals this year??? Granted it’s only 3 weeks into the semester but we’re off to a good positive wholesome start so let’s keep this inertia y’all.

Five Things On My To-Do List: 1. I need to do laundry cause I ran out of socks today haha 2. Post more gifsets!!! I gif so sporadically a;ldksfja;dsjf;aljf 3. Make one of my roommates watch the Star Wars films since she’s never seen any of them and make the other one watch the Harry Potter films since she’s never seen any of them. 4. I still need to post my Hong Kong pictures from this summer on Instagram lol. 5. I need to buy my bus tickets for next month’s visit to New York soon.

#fox talks #tag meme #also anyone can do this and tag me btw

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spunsugarj2fantasy · 7 years ago

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Tag Game

OK @mooseintheocean, thanks for the tag!

FYI sometimes I overshare...so enjoy or skip, whatever floats your boat!

85 Questions:

1. drink: tea, mainly herbal

2. phone call:...I'm assuming this means last phone call I made? Husband

3. text message: to co-worker, wishing him a happy bday

4. song I listened to: last one was Leonard Cohen "You Want It Darker"

5. last time I cried: when @mooseintheocean told me to watch the Kodaline "Brother" video...last week sometime? :)

6. dated someone twice: well I married him, sooo... yeah?

7. kissed someone and regretted it: no...but I have regretted NOT kissing someone

8. been cheated on: no, thank Chuck, can't imagine the pain

9. lost someone special: yes

10. been depressed: yes, though I'm not sure if it was actual clinical depression or just a really rotten year from hell

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: surprisingly no. I've been drunk and tipsy, but I have never (yet!) thrown up due to alcohol...though never say never.

three favourite colours:

12. black, although technically it's not a colour

13. green

14. purple

in the last year have you:

15. made new friends: yes! you know who you are!!! :D

16. fallen out of love: no

17. laughed until you cried: yes, may times

18. found out someone was talking about you: yes

19. met someone who changed you: well, this may sound silly, but THIS! ALL of this here! I was a closet J2 fan before I met some awesome people right here! Now I can openly talk about everything and they won't think I'm totally crazy.

20. found out who your friends are: I kinda always did. I've been besties with my bestie for 27 years, and still going strong.

21. kissed one of your tumblr followers: virtually via emoji yes. irl no, haven't had the pleasure.

general:

22. how many of your tumblr friends do you know in real life? None. (YET!!!!) Like I said, never say never!

23. do you have any pets? no :( but I wanna!!!

24. do you want to change your name? already did, when I got married. First name, no, I kinda like it :)

25. what did you do for your last birthday? my co-workers had a lovely lunch and cake for me, husband took me out to dinner, I went out with my friends the next day. At this point in my life, my BDay is basically just another excuse to see everyone :)

26. what time did you wake up? 6:30am, BLECHHHHH! NOT a morning person.

27. what were you doing at midnight last night? reading fanfiction. Yeah Jo, me too, lol.

28. name something you can’t wait for: OCTOBER!!! S13 and meeting J2 again!

29. when was the last time you saw your mum: two days ago

30. what are you listening to right now? Jensen Ackles acoustic version of Simple Man

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom? yes, but over 5 years ago.

32. something that is getting on your nerves: fanaticism. entitlement. inconsiderate selfishness. idiocy/stupidity. willful blindness. and stupid drivers.

33. most visited website: Twitter, Tumblr, GroupMe (LOL), AO3

34. hair colour: dark brown

35. long or short hair: long

36. do you have a crush on someone? yes?...ahem, YES. And yes, my husband knows.

37. what do you like about yourself? hmmmmmm...please hold....

...please continue to hold...

...

...I'm friendly! As far as features go, my eyes I guess.

38. piercings: yup, a few...9 in total.

39. blood type: I actually have no idea...may be a good idea to find out.

40. nickname: Oh god... here we go... Magda, Maggie, Lenka, Madzia, Magzz, Meg, Psupa, Sweetie, Magoo, Morwa, ok seriously, I think that's enough, no?

41. relationship status: Married. Hitched. Ball and chained! :D

42. zodiac: Cancer, July 20th.

43. pronouns: she or her...possibly answers to YO! as well.

44. favourite tv show(s): Supernatural (duh!!!), X-Files, Firefly, The Borgias, Game of Thrones, The Blacklist, Eyewitness, Black Sails, Lucifer

45. tattoos: nope, though I have some interesting ideas...

46. right or left handed: right handed

48. sport: Me no. But I like watching hockey.

49. vacation: next bit of time off will be in October for SPN Con

50. pair of trainers: I assume you mean shoes, yes.

more general:

51. eating: oatmeal, raspberries and vanilla milk for breakfast. And tea. GALLONS of tea.

52. drinking: vanilla milk atm...and tea. GALLONS of tea...is there an echo in here?

53. i’m about to: get my ass off Tumblr and actually get some work done.

54. waiting for: 5:30pm when I can go home :)

55. want: really? u got enough room in here for this??? I'll keep it short: EVERYTHING.

56. get married: been there, done that, didn't get a tshirt, but still have my dress.

57. career: well I AM working right now (literally! supposed to be) and I like my job, so I'm pretty happy

58. hugs or kisses: BOTH!!! AND snuggles AND hand-holding AND hot sex AND flirting AND porn ... OK I stop now.

59. lips or eyes: both, ALL OF IT, especially if you're Jared or Jensen

60. shorter or taller: well, seeing my answer above, so I'd say tall please

61. older or younger: if you mean life partners? I don't really care. It's the fit & chemistry that matters, not he age...WITHIN REASON of course! My husband is 5 years older than I, if that helps.

62. nice arms or nice stomach: ME? Neither, especially not the stomach part (see #48 where I don't do sports). In other people...both are nice but neither is absolutely necessary and lack of either or both does not automatically warrant rejection or dismissal. The outer shell is important, but not as crucial as the inner mush.

63. hookup or relationship: well, seeing as I'm married, I'd have to say relationship. (with the occasional hook-up thrown in? My husband and I are adventurous, LOL).

64. troublemaker or hesitant: mostly reserved and hesitant, I try to avoid or resolve conflict as soon as possible. Until someone stupid pisses me off on purpose, then it's all hell breaks loose.

have you ever:

65. kissed a stranger: yes

66. drank hard liquor: yes

67. lose glasses/contact lenses: I have not lost either. I kinda need them so I take good care of them.

69. sex on the first date: depends.

70. had your heart broken: yes, though he totally didn't do it on purpose!!! I had the extreme misfortune to fall for a gay man. Nothing either of us could do about it.

71. been arrested: no.

72. cried when someone died: yes.

73. fallen for a friend: yup. See #70.

do you believe in

74. yourself: sometimes

75. miracles: sometimes.

76. love at first sight: not Love. Intense attraction, lust, chemistry, strong magnetic pull, yes. But Love grows from getting to know someone. At first sight you only see the outer shell. You may really like the look/touch/taste/smell of the outer shell, but it's what's inside that engenders real Love.

77. santa claus: I'm waaayyy to naughty for that.

78. kiss on the first date: depends...(see #69)

79. angels: hmmmmm....I believe in supernatural and extraterrestrial beings... it's a big universe and it's be an awful waste of space if humans were the only beings around. I also believe in human angels. Those selfless human beings who share their light with others, hoping to change the world for the better.

other

80. eye colour: green. sometimes hazel, depending on what I wear.

81. favourite movie: WOW...OK, I'll try to narrow it down. All the Harry Potter movies, all the Lord of the Rings movies, A&E Pride and Prejudice (miniseries), pretty much all the adaptations of Jane Austen books, most versions of Jane Eyre, Dark City, Merchant of Venice (2004 Al Pacino version), there are lots more that I won't list of this will be miles long.

82. height: 5'7

83. siblings: two younger half brothers

84. favourite season: I don't like weather/temperature extremes so spring or fall

85. sexuality: Bi for sure, possibly Pan - though that's only theoretical atm.

OK, that's it. If anyone needs any clarification just ask! :D

Dear Followers: if you want to do this, feel free, go nuts, tag me so I can see!

XO!

#tag game #tmi #don't mind me

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qamrine · 7 years ago

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big q&a!

I was tagged by @justafangirlwithideas (thanks btw I loveee these)

this took so long lol

THE LAST:  1. Drink: chocolate almond milk 2. Phone call: idk I don’t call anyone lol probably my mom 3. Text message: My friend Clare who doesn’t know what tumblr is 4. Song you listened to: radioactive- Imagine dragons 5. Time you cried: After finishing the Song of Achilles HAVE YOU:  6. Dated someone twice: No 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: No 8. Been cheated on: No 9. Lost someone special: family members who’ve passed away and friendship breakups 10. Been depressed: ehh depressed is a strong word… I don’t think so 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: nope and I do not plan on it LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLORS:  12. Indigo 13. Silver 14. Orangey yellow IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:  15. Made new friends: Yes! 16. Fallen out of love: no… but I’ve gotten over a few crushes? 17. Laughed until you cried: definitely. 18. Found out someone was talking about you: yeah it sucks 19. Met someone who changed you: ofc 20. Found out who your friends are: if that means realizing someone’s a bitch and cutting them out my life that yeah lmao 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: pf who has Facebook anymore GENERAL:  22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: no Facebook for me 23. Do you have any pets: yes my dog he’s the bomb 24. Do you want to change your name: last name, I like my first name 25. What did you do for your last Birthday: I got a nosebleed and took 5 tests :/ 26. What time did you wake up: 9ish 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: on tumblr ofc 28. Name something you can’t wait for: frikin QoAaD obviously 29. When was the last time you saw your mom: half hour ago 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: I wish I was a better conversationalist 31. What are you listening right now: my dad’s show from downstairs. It’s rlly loud… 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yes. I have an uncle and used to know this other boy 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: myself and my inability to get things done 34. Most visited Website: AO3 LOST QUESTIONS. I JUST PUT IN RANDOM INFO ABOUT ME 35. Mole/s: none 36. Mark/s: various scars 37. Childhood dream: to be happy 38. Haircolour: brownish blond 39. Long or short hair: in the middle 40. Do you have a crush on someone: Not really no 41. What do you like about yourself: literally nothing I’m not even saying that in an attempt to be edgy and relatable 42. Piercings: ears but they closed up 43. Bloodtype: I dunno 44. Nickname: bridge, beeg, bb 45. Relationship status: single 46. Zodiac: PICSES! 47. Pronouns: she/her 48. Favourite TV Show: sherlock! 50. Right or left hand: left 51. Surgery: No 52. Hair dyed in different color: no 53. Sport: I hate sports no 55. Vacation: I going on vacation in like a week to MA 56. Pair of trainers: I have these gray sneakers which are cool MORE GENERAL: 57. Eating: I just had some mac n cheese 58. Drinking: nothing 59. I’m about to: tell my self to stop doing these questionnaires and do my summer reading jk read fanfic 61. Waiting for: comfort 62. Want: to know what to do with my career 63. Get married: I hope so 64. Career: something important 65. Hugs or kisses: hugshugshugs 66. Lips or eyes: eyes 67. Shorter or taller: taller 68. Older or younger: younger but not like a kid they’re annoying 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: tummy 71. Sensitive or loud: sensitiveee 72. Hook up or relationship: Relationship ofc 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant but not like in an annoying way like me 74. Kissed a stranger: helll no 75. Drank hard liquor: wine? I don’t think that counts lol 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: if I had them I would lose them 77. Turned someone down: Yeah 78. Sex in the first date: not for me but do what u want 79. Broken someone’s heart: no I’m not that exciting 80. Had your heart broken: no 81. Been arrested: no 82. Cried when someone died: Yes 83. Fallen for a friend: I had a crush on a friend and regret it sooo much now DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: helll no 85. Miracles: Sure 86. Love at first sight: lmao no 87. Santa Claus: no 88. Kiss on the first date: do what u want 89. Angels: nope I just like reading about them in fiction books OTHER:  90. Current best friends name: idk I want a bff though 91. Eyecolour: blue 92.Favourite movie: The Emoji Movie

#Anyone can do this if they want idc #not a post

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plisstsky · 8 years ago

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i also got tagged by @nishinoya-trash thank u this one is going under a cut tho

answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people.

the last …

1. drink: water 2. phone call: a coworker 3. text message: the same coworker 4. song you listened to: a bts song that i could not tell you the name of right now 5. time you cried: uhhhhh i have no idea 6. dated someone twice: no 7. kissed someone and regretted it: no 8. been cheated on: no 9. lost someone special: yes 10. been depressed: yes thanks depression 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: yes

favorite colors

12. to wear - black 13. pink 14. red

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends: yes 16. fallen out of love: no 17. laughed until you cried: yes 18. found out someone was talking about you: yes 19. met someone who changed you: no 20. found out who your friends are: yes mostly 21. kissed someone on your facebook list: no

General

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: the majority 23. do you have any pets: no 24. do you want to change your name: no, although some man decided to inform me that my name was weird today when i was picking up my drink at starbucks... unless he literally thought my name was “mobile order” in which case he is dumb 25. what did you do for your last birthday: i stayed home and watched the engeki hq documentary because my friend got it for me for my birthday and i needed to watch it immediately 26. what time did you wake up: 5am or so, and then again at 7:30am 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: just getting to sleep i think 28. name something you can’t wait for: quitting my job and leaving the country 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: a couple hours ago when i went downstairs 31. what are you listening to right now: my laptop crying because its old 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: yes 33. something that is getting on your nerves: its not friday yet?? 34. most visited website: unfortunately tumblr, and then twitter and ao3 35. hair colour: its currently a clusterfuck of brown, blonde, pink, and purple 36. long or short hair: currently it is too long though not at my shoulders yet 37. do you have a crush on someone: i sure don’t! 38. what do you like about yourself: not a lot 39. piercings: lobesx2, industrial, lipx2, nose 40. blood type: red 41. nickname: nope 42. relationship status: allll by my seeeeeeelf 43. zodiac: libra 44. pronouns: she/her, or really whatever i don’t even care. an old man called me sir today 45. favourite tv show: i don’t even know 46. tattoos: bear on my ankle, a top piece to my sleeve on my shoulder, owl on my chest, stars and music notes on my forearm 47. right or left handed: right 48. surgery: naw 49. piercing: i haven’t gotten anything pierced in the last ten questions 50. sport: figure skating and i want to thank yoi staff for bringing it to life so i could get my love for my sport back 51. vacation: japan!! in!!! 26!! days!!!! 52. pair of trainers: black

more general

53. eating: honey butter chips and honestly 707 was right they are delicious 54. drinking: water 55. i’m about to: sleep or write idk 56. waiting for: end of the month 57. want: chocolate 58. get married: hell no 59. career: lol 60. hugs or kisses: neither tbh don’t touch me 61. lips or eyes: eyes 62. shorter or taller: taller because everyone is taller than me 63. older or younger: idfk 64. nice arms or nice stomach: shrug emoji 65. hook up or relationship: neither 66. troublemaker or hesitant: i am quite hesitant 67. kissed a stranger: nega--- actually i can’t truthfully answer this because this one time i was very drunk on a beach... 68. drank hard liquor: yes of course 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: no 70. turned someone down: sort of? it was a strange time 71. sex on the first date: no 72. broken someone’s heart: apparently but it was mutual 73. had your heart broken: ^ ^ again it was a weird time 74. been arrested: no 75. cried when someone died: yes 76. fallen for a friend: it was a weird time okay

do you believe in …

77. yourself: lol no 78. miracles: i feel like i have answered this exact survey thing on facebook at some point 79. love at first sight: no 80. santa claus: no????? 81. kiss on the first date: i mean if you’re into that go for it? 82. angels: nope

other

83. current best friend’s name: my best friends don’t consider me their best friends so it doesn’t matter right 84. eye colour: greeny hazely grey-y i don’t know half the time 85. favourite movie: rocky horror

i’ll tag people this time but definitely not 20. you also can ignore this if you would like -- @rvkiakuchiki @sleepy-koneko @introverted-me @haganehimura and whoever else may want to do this idk

#personal

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remedial-wit · 8 years ago

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Yaaay! thank you so much to @jessthebooklover for tagging me! i feel honoured and loved so thank much fren :D

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 10 people.

THE LAST:

1. Drink: milk from my cereal 2. Phone call: my mum 3. Text message: the Group Chat 4. Song you listened to: probably a taylor swift song several days ago idk 5. Time you cried: several weeks ago

HAVE YOU:

6. Dated someone twice: nope 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: no 8. Been cheated on: nope 9. Lost someone special: yes (but they ain’t dead. theyre just gone) 10. Been depressed: yupppppppp 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: nope

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12-14: Yellow, gold, silver

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: not really 16. Fallen out of love: no 17. Laughed until you cried: oh yeah, definitely 18. Found out someone was talking about you: nope unless you count parents 19. Met someone who changed you: nae 20. Found out who your friends are: yep 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: no (i don’t have fb so *shrug emoji*)

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: all/zero -- see above 23. Do you have any pets: no but i used to have two guinea pigs

24. Do you want to change your name: nahh

25. What did you do for your last Birthday: went ice skating, had dinner at a restaurant, sleepover, watched trashy rom coms, ate food, cah, etc. all that good stuff

26. What time did you wake up: Today? 12:45 approx. usually? if it’s a school day then 7:40, if it’s the weekends then 11:00 ish

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: catching up on agents of shield

28. Name something you can’t wait for: leaving home for uni.

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: last night before bed.

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: I can’t decide between m anxiety or depression so can i pls have superpowers. but a cool one. like flying or shapeshifting.

31. What are you listening right now: nada 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom?: Yes. yes i have

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: ignorance

34. Most visited Website: Ao3 duhhhhhhhhhhhh

LOST QUESTIONS.

35. Mole/s: yep 36. Mark/s: i don’t think so??? 37. Childhood dream: many things, a patissier, a mermaid, an actress, a paramedic, a surgeon, an artist

38. Hair Colour: black 39. Long or short hair: long

40. Do you have a crush on someone: yep ;)

41. What do you like about yourself: my hair and i can be helpful when asked, 42. Piercings: ear lobes 43. Blood type: idk tbh.

44. Nickname: Beth beth, bumble, methany

45. Relationship status: on my own... pretending she’s beside meeeeeeeee! ya im single. 46. Zodiac: Aquarius 47. Pronouns: she/her

48. Favorite TV Show: Agents of shield, supergirl, fairy tail, agent carter, daredevil 49. Tattoos: no, but I want one 50. Right or left hand: right but i was born a leftie but my mum trained me to be right handed. it’s weird. 51. Surgery: nope 52. Hair dyed in different color: not yet but blue pls 53. Sport: highland dancing, cricket, eating 55. Vacation: Everywhere but mostly Japan and New York. 56. Pair of trainers: nike? idk what this is asking me tbh

MORE GENERAL:

57. Eating Currently: nothing but i just ate curly fries 58. Drinking currently: nothing

59. I’m about to: read fanfics. this will always be my answer

61. Waiting for: death 62. Want to: die but also live idk it’s confusing. 63. Get married: no thnks m8 64. Career: Something sciencey or artistic

WHICH IS BETTER

65. Hugs or kisses: Hugs 66. Lips or eyes: Eyes 67. Shorter or taller: It doesn’t matter but as i am short i say short. 68. Older or younger: same age as me i guess 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: both. both is good. but everyone has nice stomach and arms

71. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive 72. Hook up or relationship: both pls. anything. im desparate. 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: Both i’d like to think

HAVE YOU EVER:

74. Kissed a stranger: nope, never been drunk enough 75. Drank hard liquor: nope. i’ve ha rose and cider and a teaspoon of brandy and thats it. 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: Nope

77. Turned someone down: nope :C 78. Sex in the first date: never had a date so no 79. Broken someone’s heart: Nah

80. Had your heart broken: Not romantically 81. Been arrested: Not yet ;>

82. Cried when someone died: YES. everytime.

83. Fallen for a friend: ... yes... shh

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84. Yourself: not really. like i believe i exist(because i thonk therefore i am)but on a deeper level no. 85. Miracles: yeah 86. Love at first sight: no. that doesn’t really exist... like it ain’t love honey, just attraction 87. Santa Clause: i actually dk. lol 88. Kiss in the first date: Yes sure depending on how much i like them 89. Angels: Yes

OTHER:

90. Current best friends’ names: My sister: felicity, and also Anna, milli, rowan, florence, charlotte, rae 91. Eyecolor: dark brown, almost black 92. Favorite movie: Cap 2: the winter soldier, but also the perks of being a wall flower..

OkAY: so. I’m tagging @deafeningtimetravelgalaxy @yeahbutdoctorwhat @hellopurpletiger @sealands @lenacorp @mellowbutdramatic @jemmasimmouns @xcandyslice @unstrayght @with-a-hint-of-pesto-aioli

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josai · 8 years ago

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92 truths tag game

ey my bro @paradoxicalpsychic tagged me!! and this was a great way to unwind while i had some food and drink so thank you my friend!

i’m putting this under the cut because it’s a little long.

LAST… [1] drink: wine (white, gewurztraminer if you’re curious - lmao it’s been a long week ok) [2] phone call: my sister [3] text message: my friend jared [4] song you listened to: lucky by prof [5] time you cried: i cried first while reading heartwarming news articles, then later watching the lion king then again a few hours later talking on the phone to jared about it all ok i was on my period i’m not usually this soft

HAVE YOU EVER… [6] dated someone twice: no thanks [7] been cheated on: no [8] kissed someone and regretted it: yes [9] lost someone special: yes [10] been depressed: no [11] gotten drunk and thrown up: lol yes one too many times

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS: [12] dark red [13] light blue [14] dark purple can you tell i’m not an artist

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU… [15] made new friends: yes! [16] fallen out of love: yeah. it’s not a pretty story. [17] laughed until you cried: all. the. time. [18] found out someone was talking about you: not that i remember. [19] met someone who changed you: yes! [20] found out who your true friends are: no [21] kissed someone on your facebook list: yes

GENERAL… [22] how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: i know pretty much all of them, but lots of them are from school that i don’t really talk to much anymore. [23] do you have any pets: two dogs! i love them! [24] do you want to change your name: no. i really like my name. [25] what did you do for your last birthday: went out of town, had an amazing steak dinner, some drinks, it was a good time. [26] what time did you wake up: around 7 am - but a few times in the night. [27] what were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping [28] name something you cannot wait for: it’s my spring break next week that means no work I AM HYPED [29] when was the last time you saw your mother: she’s in town visiting right now so i saw her a few hours ago! [30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: i’d really love to not be teaching this grade but :’) i’m working it out [31] what are you listening to right now: i have a really eclectic taste in music. right now it’s a lot of rap, hip hop, chill trap, basically anything with a nice beat that i can just get lost in. [32] have you ever talked to a person named tom: not that i can remember... [33] something that is getting on your nerves: anyone who wakes up a target i’ve just slept on overwatch as ana LIKE GUYS LISTEN WHEN I TELL YOU I’M GONNA GET REAL MAD IF YOU WAKE UP AN ULTING 76 AND WE ALL DIE [34] most visited website: ao3? tumblr? youtube? google play music? idk. [35] elementary: i went to a catholic french immersion elementary [36] high school: catholic high school... [37] college: the university i went to has one of the biggest on-campus bars in all of canada! so obviously i have a stellar education. [38] hair colour: brown [39] long or short hair: long. it’s almost down to my waist. [40] do you have a crush on someone: platonically, yes [41] what do you like about yourself? i’m actually hilarious and i have no problem admitting it you’re welcome, friends

[42] piercings: i technically have my ears pierced. i don’t really wear earrings, but once every few years an occasion will pop up and someone gives me earrings to wear, so i shove em in and bam! i have pierced ears again.

[43]blood type: A+ [44] nickname: CJ [45] relationship status: single *prayer hands emoji* [46] zodiac sign: aquarisu [47] pronouns: she/her (i’m fine with they/them too, i’m not bothered). [48] fav tv show: haikyuu!! (was there any question?) [49] tattoos: i have one on my ankle, and two i’ll be getting this summer. [50] right or left handed: i write right-handed, but do most sports and activities left-handed.

FIRST… [51] surgery: just teeth pulled [52] piercing: my ears, when i was a kid. [53] best friend: julia [54] sport: soccer [55] vacation: does visiting family in the us count? if not we took a family road trip to edmonton and that was pretty fun as a kid. [56] pair of trainers: the first one i remember were this super rad pair that were covered in dalmatians. i LOVED dalmatians okay who am i kidding, i still do!

RIGHT NOW… [57] eating: nothing, i finished dinner about 30 minutes ago and am still very full from it. [58] drinking: i’ve got some water and a tea from tim hortons :’) [59] i’m about to: write! fighter au i’m gonna make you my bitch [60] listening to: this track [61] waiting for: my friend to get on so that we can play some borderlands 2 together [62] want: sleep, for a very, very long time. i’m very tired. [63] get married: eh, maybe, but not any time soon. god this is why i ended my last relationship please no. i’m too young lol [64] career: teaching! i’ve on my second year now. i’m hoping to move up to a different grade next year.

WHICH IS BETTER…

[65] hugs or kisses: both [66] lips or eyes: both [67] shorter or taller: tall boys and short girls? but tbh this is pretty irrelevant once i know someone. [68] older or younger: older... as someone young who teaches high school i just... feel really weird with someone who is too much younger than me. [70] nice arms or nice stomach: both i feel this is a trend [71] sensitive or loud: i guess i prefer things to be a little quieter, but i have times when loud is good too? [72] hook up or relationship: ....both? [73] troublemaker or hesitant: ahaha. i mean, i’m a troublemaker, so i think hesitant is a good balance.

HAVE YOU EVER… [74] kissed a stranger? no thanks [75] drank hard liquor? yes in fact, i have today. good rum please. [76] lost glasses/contact lenses? ugh, yes. once i lost just ONE lense from my glasses. one lense! how does just one fall out?! the best part was, i never found it. i never figured out where the one popped out! crazy. [77] turned someone down: yes. and in this world of expectations and shit, i’m very upfront. [78] sex on first date? no [79] broken someone’s heart? yes. it’s a long story. [80] had your own heart broken? by a friend, yes. [81] been arrested? no [82] cried when someone died? yes [83] fallen for a friend: no

DO YOU BELIEVE IN… [84] yourself? yes [85] miracles? yes [86] love at first sight? this is a hard one for me. i don’t know, i feel like my view on love is that it’s more built on layers - i guess i can see infatuation at first sight, or attraction, but love at first sight just feels kind of... fairy tale. love isn’t that easy. [87] santa claus? hahaha if you ask my students, i talk to him all the time! [88] kiss on the first date? if you’re both into it and want to, sure. [89] angels? sure.

OTHER… [90] current best friend’s name: austin or mary [91] eye colour: green [92] favourite movie: i cant pick one! ugh so hard

tagging: shit idk who else likes to do these things?? so if i tagged you and you don’t, feel free to ignore this - and if i didn’t, it’s only that i don’t know if you like them!! so, let me try...

@frenchibi @shoucat @cori-gami @oikawaisagenius @jubesy @manicpation @trashytacosan

#cjtalks #thsi was perfect it took me directly to when my friend got online #i now make him wait as i post this hahaha #so yeah if y'all wanna do it go ahead but if you dont thats totally cool!#sorry to clog up your notifications lol #but uh #yeah #thats all i had to say #now im just writing more to be annoying #;D

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