#kafkaesquegf

[a-french-guardsman]

KNOCK KNOCK TRICK OR TREAT

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[grecoromanyaoi]

when i’m in a making wild bad faith assumptions competition and my opponent is someone in your inbox

when im cherrypicking tidbits comfortable to me out of complex arguments and histories while completely ignoring any nuance that challenges my claims to use as a gotcha in hatemail when my opponent is someone jacking off to the website peasantexchangeprogram.tumblr.com/ask

[exvamps]

bots r not that bad bcz seeing that a real person followed me while in the process of blocking 38392 bots makes me appreciate my new mutual even more fr<3

[liptonwashere]

well, @kafkaesquegf recommended american teenager to me (thanks!) and I just couldn't resist editing winnix since this scene fits in every possible way.

byeee

[kafkaesquegf]

tumblr user kafkaesquegf’s favorite short story is in the penal colony by franz kafka. in other news, fork found in kitchen

[eoinmcgonigal]

Would you rate Johnny Cooper for a curious anon?

Oh absolutely! (sorry it took so long, and @kafkaesquegf thank you for requesting him too!)

He's a freak. His posture is surreal. He's cute, blond, sincere, and he wants to commit murder. He could be Barbie. Maybe he is Barbie. He's the sort of guy who should be annoying because he's so damn eager and irritatingly young and pretty and good at what he does, but he's so disarmingly sweet and earnest no one stands a chance holding a negative thought or feeling about him. He also truly is unaware of his impact on people around him. Sunshine, murder, and a fondness for hair braiding. His dorkward ways are utterly captivating.

Looks: 14/10 Posture: idk if i should be impressed or terrified/10 Derangement: 10/10 (perfect, sweetly balanced) Sincerity: 9,000+/10 Other: +343 for being the sweetest guy ever to murder fascists Total: Action Barbie/10

Aside from him being a soft-kitten-looking kinda guy with very sharp claws, I suspect that the appeal here is seeing such a genuinely sweet guy beign accepted, loved, and thriving. He's your fave?? You just outed yourself as loving seeing the best in people ;)

[leadoutlap]

prev. hillystage, nolansiegels

tal | she/they | 21 | motorsport and cycling sideblog, likes and follows from @kafkaesquegf

indycar, cycling, f1, f1 academy, wrc

yt22, lh44, cl16, ls2, gr63, eo31

po5, ar7, rv21, ch26

tadej pogačar, biniam girmay, mathieu van der poel, jonas vingegaard, matteo jorgenson

my posts -> #radio message

ao3: ketterdamrooftops

dni: under 18

[hesbuckcompton-baby]

10 Characters, 10 Fandoms

Thank you to @jump-wings for tagging me on my main account - thought I'd do it on here so I can tag my lovely HBO war mutuals ❤️

Inej Ghafa - Six of Crows/The Grishaverse

Edward Little - The Terror

Alicent Hightower - House of The Dragon

Ronald Speirs - Band of Brothers

Jamie Tartt - Ted Lasso

Margaery Tyrell - Game of Thrones

Jon Snow - A Song of Ice and Fire

Amy March - Little Women

Finan - The Last Kingdom

Din Djarin - The Mandalorian

Tags (Apologies to anyone tagged who's already done this!): @mads-weasley @dcyllom @mutantmanifesto @georgieluz @footprintsinthesxnd @kafkaesquegf @xxluckystrike

[bocceclub]

nine people I’d like to know better! tagged by @revolutionaryletters, thanks! :)

last song - Go Out, Blur

fav color - dark green

currently watching - The Curse

spicy/savory/sweet - savory and spicy

relationship status - single ;)

current obsession - I recently fell into a research hole on industrial designer Dieter Rams and functionalist design philosophy. also currently reading a vintage copy of Toward a Marxist Humanism: Essays on the Left Today by Leszek Kolakowski that I found at a used bookstore and leaving a lot of angry notes in the margins

nine people - uhhh I'll tag @youngtambling, @sheburnedlikeabride, @littlegreenfag, @transfuser, @fuckdamn, @determinate-negation, @kafkaesquegf, @schalotte, @ethicalmanipulativegirlfriend or anyone else who sees this and feels like doing it

[tolstayas]

4 favourite first watches in august, thanks for the tag @ueberdemnebelmeer ! ♡

it's lucky i even had four first watches tbh i do not watch movies that often. three of these were from the same little week of russian cinema i had after getting back from holiday. fun times

tagging @vydumaj @venusiancarbondioxide @kafkaesquegf @learning-to-think @transpigeon @thegraywarren if you feel like it :)

[tomirida]

@angelozi tagged me (thank you!) to list five topics i can talk about for an hour without preparation. in no particular order:

1. history (generally central asia & european royalty)

2. anthroponomastics

3. toponymy

4. russian imperialism

5. catcher in the rye

no pressure tags: @tatert07s @kazhetsya-vy1 @zheztyrnak @almatycitybestcity @kafkaesquegf

[horrorgirlhood]

tagged by @hauntedwoman to post my top 5 'on repeat' 🥰❤️

tagging @alwaysivanmymind @mydeerest @pulchrabelle @kafkaesquegf

[nizynskis]

Ty Mel @markrothkono61 for tagging me I haven’t listened to mama in agessss it’s about time!!! Last listened to:

Tags @lodish @beehaiku @1bolddaredevil @kafkaesquegf

[georgieluz]

9 people i'd like to know better tag

thank you @hxad-ovxr-hxart, @footprintsinthesxnd and @mrsgeorgeluz for tagging me! i just noticed @yeahcurrahhe-e also tagged me in this but i somehow didn't get a notification for it :(

last song: ode to the mets by the strokes

currently watching: i just finished watching the pacific, as you all know, so i haven't started anything new yet, but if anyone has any suggestions please send them! i was thinking about watching the cowboy marshals show that hoosier (and apparently everyone else in hbo war) is in but it would be solely for the purpose of seeing him

currently reading: spymaster by helen fry, the atlas six by olivie blake and i've just ordered sledge and burgin's books to read next

current obsession: so my long time special interests have been band of brothers (obv), ancient history, lord of the rings, star trek and dc comics, and i go in and out of being obsessed with fire emblem games when they get released, but some other stuff from the last few years have been espionage during wwii (i managed to make half of my undergrad dissertation about it despite being a classics/ancient history student), the film 1917, jujutsu kaisen, succession and making way too many playlists (my spotify is close to 100 atm).. i should probably count archery and dance/choreography as well because they've been consistent hobbies since i was a kid

tagging: @theflyingfin @liebgottscig @hellofanidea @lewis-winters @kafkaesquegf @lamialamia @love-studying58 @just-beyond-ecoust @heystovepipeboys (no pressure to do it ofc and sorry if you've already been tagged/done it already)

[wikipediaboyfriend]

tagged by mybeloved @heartyearning 🩷🩷🩷

last read: sorrowland by rivers solomon. LOVED the first third, love me some exposition, the story didnt at all go the way i thought and i have some thoughts&opinions about the plot and character motivations but really liked the way the characters' identities bolstered the themes

currently reading: the adventures of amina al-sarafi by shannon chakraborty <3 we're SO back <3 also flight behavior by barbara kingsolver

next up: ive got a big ol' toread pile and would love to get into cloud cuckoo land by anthony doerr next <3

tagging: @hoziersmoon (need that bezzies peerpressure from both sides), @spacegirlsgang, and @kafkaesquegf (i feel like ur always talking about such cool books n ideas!)

[tomirida]

@kafkaesquegf

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