#kaeya is so smart yet so dumb i love him

[kaeyachi]

its dumb posting hours

[sennsational]

as promised, here are the genshin match-ups for those who had commented on my last post! it was fun to do this and to think about the things that you guys could bring out of each other (if that makes sense lmao idk i’m tired af),,, anyway love y’all 🤍

@imaushi-ji and alhaitham 📖

so i know you like them pretty men and fuck alhaitham is one pretty and handsome man. however, he’s also smart af and likes to read. i feel like y’all could have a chill afternoon, drinking tea and reading your fave books, discussing them after. he will also encourage you to do the things you feel you’re lacking at. he shows you how hardworking you are and that you should be proud of your accomplishments! you in turn will show him that it’s okay to ask for help or to rely on others, that he doesn’t have to be the best at everything. you two are both good listeners and you will feel comfort in each other without any judgement

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@dottores and kaeya alberich ❄️

this may come out of the blue, but i rlly think he matches your vibe. he makes sure your relationship won’t feel dull. he has been through shit, yet bcs of this, he has the ability to reel you in whenever others or life seem to test you. he will hold you back and tell you that what you’re feeling is valid, but that you shouldn’t have to fight or put all your energy into people who will only stab you in the back. that it’s okay to do that, bcs you don’t owe anyone anything. you show him that what happened in the past isn’t his fault. that everyone has their mistakes, but that it doesn’t define him. also, smth he rlly admires about you is the fact that you don’t take injustice from anyone and that you will have the back of those who need it. it’s smth he strives to do as well and you encourage him to bring out the best version of himself and he wholeheartedly hopes he does the same for you

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@portfolio-of-dreams and thoma 🍢

fuck you guys would be the cutest couple in existence! why? because you’re both so caring and supportive! thoma will bring the best version out of you and vice versa. he will make sure that you eat and drink enough each day, not shying away to give you anything your heart desires bcs he knows how much you mean to him. you never fail to make him feel loved, appreciating the things he does for you with the brightest smile on your face and who is he to ever say ‘no’ to you

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@asunflowerana and arataki itto 🎌

listen— itto reminds me of the genshin version of bokuto (and no that’s not bcs of his hair lmaoo). it’s mainly bcs of his fun, boisterous and outgoing personality! you will show him that he should always be proud of who he is and you never fail to make him feel validated. you also teach him patience and not to always go head first in a fight. to take a step back and think about the possible outcomes and consequences of his actions, because contrary to what many seem to believe, itto isn’t dumb nor is he stupid and you always tell him that. it’s why he loves you so much, because you care and you accept him for who he is. he can help you through the times that you feel insecure, i mean, who is a better personal cheerleader than mr. arataki himself? he also makes sure you let loose at times and to enjoy life to the fullest, something you can tend to forget by yourself — also: tiddies hehe

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@alucrds and childe/tartaglia 🌊

oh lord this is one chaotic match, but i believe it’s a good one! sometimes life can feel like we have to grow up and mature ourself way too early and childe, like his name suggests, shows you that it’s okay to be a child sometimes. you’re still young and especially with how draining your occupation is, both physically as mentally. childe knows this and that’s why he encourages you not to let go of your child like spirit. you both have a big family in common and you both would do anything to make sure your siblings are protected, safe, healthy and happy. it’s something you both put strength from and the fact that you have this is common with each others makes for great conversation topics in which you can understand each other from a deeper level. conclusion: your relationship with child is a fun and loving one, something to cherish

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@litepowee and xiao 👹

xiao is immensely loyal to those who has earned his trust and respect and you are one of the few ppl where this applies to. he always makes sure you are safe, healthy and protected. you just have to whisper his name and there he is in a flash. he shows you the meaning of life, of what’s considered good and evil and that the line between can be very blurry at times. he struggles and fight with his demons every day due to his karmic debt, yet you seem to be able to make his suffering far less excruciating. he feels comfortable around you and it’s only with you that he can let his guard down, even if it’s a little bit. you both give each other new perspectives, since you live completely different life’s from each other. it’s refreshing tho and something you appreciate and cherish from each other. your relationship is primarily build out of mutual trust and in this day and age, trust can be a difficult and rare thing to come by, which is why it’s so beautiful that you both found it in each other

[chilumi-shipper]

So I read the lamb!girl reader and it was amazing omg, and I wanted to ask if you can do something similar with Albedo, zhongli and kazuha. Please ignore it if you can't! Thank you :D

Little Lamb (2)

Zhongli x Fem!Reader / Childe x Fem!Reader / Albedo x Fem!Reader / Kazuha x Fem!Reader / Thoma x Fem!Reader

Warnings: Smut, NSFW, Lambgirl!Reader, Dumb and Innocent Reader, Manipulation, Zhongli has Two Cocks, Virgin Reader, Size Kink.

Summary: Genshin men manipulates you into fucking them. Go check out the other boys (Diluc, Kaeya, and Xiao) on part one.

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Zhongli

All your life, everyone has looked down on you as an inferior creature, a stupid lamb that was just lucky enough to inherited the blood of an Adeptus.

But Lord Morax had shown you kindness that nobody, not even your own parents, have ever given to you.

As you spend the rest of your eternal life as his lovely little wife pet, you accepted everything... It was such an honor.

An honor to let the renowned Geo Archon use you, your body, in whatever ways he wanted.

As both his cocks vigorously stretched out your small hole, your hands were in his, and you were whimpering, smiling up at him whilst he sends brutal snaps to your hole.

Both of his cocks, red in anger and hard as a rock, inside your pussy broke you apart. Reduced to nothing but a babbling lamb, ears all twitchy and fluffy even when you're fucked dumb.

"M-Mowax..."

His little sheep just looked so cute as he shapes your pussy to accommodate him and only him.

It does hurt to have both cocks stuffed inside your cunt, but Morax called you an angel when he shoved his cocks inside you.

You'd give anything to have his approval, he's your everything.

So you, as the bestest lamb wife in the whole world, should do what you can to make sure that your Master gets what he wants.

"M-Master Mowax... T-Thank you for choosing me..." You say, almost screaming as you felt his hand press down on the obvious bulge on your stomach from both his cocks.

He absolutely loved seeing just how small you are compared to him. Yet still being a good girl even when he destroys your pussy.

"Oh, Y/N. You're just my little slut, aren't you?"

"Yes, M-Master..."

Childe

If he wants to obliterate you with his gigantic cocks, you will let him with a genuine smile on your face.

You've been getting terrible nightmares lately...

Thankfully, Master Tartaglia is always so smart and helpful! He even said that he'd help you cure your bad dreams streak.

"I-Is it w-working?" You stuttered, eyes flickering in tiredness as his tongue pulled your fifth orgasm out of your cunt.

Childe placed a kiss on your pussy lips, raising his head up before frowning at you. "I don't know, baby..."

He squirmed back on top of you, his naked form looming over your own. He absolutely loved seeing those adorable eyes of yours just get watery as you think that his "cure" didn't manage to help you.

"I'll have bad dreams forever..." He shushed you, forcing the tip of his length between your pussy lips.

"Master won't ever let that happen, baby." He couldn't wait any longer, just shoved his entire cock in, molding your pussy with his size and breaking you apart.

You almost scream, were it not for his hand covering your mouth.

You felt so good, exactly like he thought you would. Squeezing his dick and letting him see those sinfully bouncy tits.

"I'll have to fuck those nightmares out of you, alright?"

"O-Okay, Master."

Albedo

Oh no! Mr. Albedo is in big trouble!

You accidentally created an aphrodisiac that he drank, now he's gonna die if he doesn't have sex with a very willing lambgirl :(

You don't know how you even made the aphrodisiac, you're pretty sure you were just making some fertilizer for Sucrose's plants.

But then, when you came back, Albedo rushed to you and told you about what happened. Ohhh, you can't believe you just put your teacher's life at risk.

As a good assistant and lamb, it is your duty to help your superior.

"Ahhhh... mhhhhf..." Your toes curl from the pressure of his cock just not being able to fit into your virgin pussy. No matter how hard Albedo pushes it in, you would just scream that it couldn't fit.

"How are you gonna help me of you keep stopping me?" You whimpered, not being able to answer his question. It hurts when he forces it in your small hole.

"I don't know..."

Your toes curl as Albedo forces his tip inside.

"You're the one that did this, Y/N." He said, his cock inching further into your center.

Mewls emit from your mouth as you feel something enter you for the first time.

"You have to pay for your actions..."

Kazuha

As the wandering samurai told you his story, you almost teared up. You pity him, he had nowhere to go before the Crux accepted him, and nobody else to go to when he's alone.

It's so sad :(

Your ears were pressed on your head when you listened to him talking about his past, an obvious frown on your face.

"'Zuha... I'll always be here for you!"

Kazuha is the only one in the Crux besides Captain Beidou that isn't weirder out by your ears and tail or the fact that you can really be so dumb sometimes.

You'd do anything to make your friend happy.

"A-Are you enjoying this?" You asked, eyes slightly watering from the harsh wooden wall against your back.

Your thighs were in his bandaged hands, holding you up as he penetrates your pussy with his hardened cock.

As a loyal lamb to Kazuha, it is your job to make sure that he enjoys himself here in the Crux. So no matter what he does to you, you should always let him do whatever he wants.

He had such a hard time back then, you don't want your best friend feeling so alone.

You may not know what you're doing now but he seems to really like it :D

That must mean you're doing a good job!

"Uhhhg... Y/N." Kazuha hissed, hands gripping your thighs even harder when your walls clamped down on his dick.

His lips landed on yours, and in Inazuma, he said that it means that you're a really good friend! That's so sweet of him!

You've never been to Inazuma before, but maybe Kazuha and you can go there one day. That be supper great.

"Hey... Focus on me, please." You were snapped out of your thoughts when he pounds into you with a hard thrust.

You feel even more confused when you felt liquid flow inside you, like it was coating your insides.

"W-What happened?" You asked oh so innocently, not sure what he just did to your body.

"You just make me so happy, Y/N..." He answered, making you smile despite the slight ache when he moved his hips again.

It makes your heart swell that you're able to make him happy again.

"'Z-Zuha, I love you..." Your voice was so small and cute, saying something so adorably innocent as he dicks you down.

Thoma

Ever since you were both kids in Mondstadt, he's always been your knight and shining armor. The other kids would always point at you, laugh at you for being weird and different.

Plus your sheep ears, despite them looking just so cute and fluffy, you always think that it has been a curse.

But Thoma made you feel so special, when you met him, he was mesmerized by you. Since then, you've been inseparable!

The heavy looks on you got even worse when he had invited you to Inazuma to visit his father. You both got stuck there and now, you both work for the Kamisato Clan.

Well... Thoma works for the Kamisato Clan, you work for him.

And he's the nicest boss in the entire world!

Thoma even managed to make your job very fun! Like a sneaky spy project that ninjas in the clan do.

On the outside, you would just be his little helper, but on the inside, you're going to be his adorable "cum dump".

Ooh, but don't tell anyone, it's a secret...

You don't know exactly what an adorable "cum dump" does, but Thoma said that it's really important and you mustn't tell anyone.

You bet your fluffy ears you're not gonna be a bad lamb and ruin the job!

Sneaky spy project number one: make him "cum" inside your pussy, whatever that means.

Of course, a job is never easy, that's what you think as you were hovering on top of his naked body, only being able to fit the head of his cock inside your virgin hole.

"Ohhhh, h-how am I supposed to do this again?" You looked back down on Thoma's face for guidance, both your hands in his as you try to widen your hole to accommodate him.

The blond chuckled, hips slightly pushing up to inch into you further, making you groan. "Just put it in, and bounce up and down..." His hands left your own, before landing on your hips and slowly guiding you down.

"B-But it hurts..." You whimpered, feeling the ache of your walls being spread apart for the first time.

"Do you really wanna fail on your first project?" You shook your head, ears pressing against your head in determination.

You're not a weak little lamb, maybe you're a bit stupid, but you will pass your first job ever.

With courage, you plunged down on his entire length, impaling yourself on his hardened cock. Hissing a bit, you managed to finally put all of him inside.

"Y-Yaay, I did it!" You cheered for yourself, smiling so happily before looking down, a very obvious bulge on your tummy from his cock.

Thoma had chuckled once again, enjoying the proud look on your face.

"There's more to it, Y/N..."

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Also Requested by: @guoguo-ba

I had to really brain storm to think of ways on how these characters may manipulate you into fucking them (special thanks to my buddy @daddy-diluc for helping me), but I really had fun writing this, I love writing about bimbo reader!

Hope you guys like this, and thank you for requesting! (~￣³￣)~

[goneagainlol]

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jeanlisa- mega flirt x oblivious workaholic, they act like a married couple 24/7 even if one of them doesn't realize it

zhongluc- dragon x phoenix, successful businessman x successful businessman, emotionless but tries to show emotion x emotional but tries to hide it, need i say more?

lumber- amber was in love at first sight, lumine thought she was annoying asf at first until she started to grow on her, slowburn at its finest

beigguang- smexy lawful queen x smexy rebellious pirate, they pretend to hate each other but (not-so)secretly think the other is the hottest thing since the big bang

eimiko- inazumas resident hot manipulative women, power couple / refined gays that have everyone licking their shoes

collber- best friends to lovers at its finest, i dont care if theyre gfs or platonic soulmates but they are literally the same person and therefore are perfect for eachother

kaebedo- another case of monstadt's signature flirt x oblivious workaholic, literal mlm jeanlisa with a drop of angst, couldnt be more perfect

chili- clingy flirt x emotionless blockhead, zhongli doesn't know what childe's doing half the time but is head over heals for him anyways

ganqing- rex lapis no. 1 fan x rex lapis anti, domestic enemies to lovers, probs one of the healthiest relationships in genshin if cooked right *chefs kiss*

monafischl- controversial, but if we established mona and fischl's ages then this has great potential, light hair goth witch x dark hair goth witch too and i believe that speaks for itself

xingyun- golden boys in love but they're too "he sees me only as his best friend><" to realize it, aka the epitome of slowburn childhood friends to lovers aka my downfall

kaether- kaeya's a flirt, aether doesnt take no shit, kaeya is in turn smitten. sprinkle in some angst in the form of miscommunication and youre set

kukitto- dumb-as-a-rock himbo bisexual x bamf bisexual who probably has a perfect sat score, shinobu is definitely done with the arataki gangs shit but itto is like a clingy-but-deadly newfoundland who thinks its the size of a chihuahua and shinobu is grudgingly infatuated

xiaother- love at first sight, "lovers oath" literally plays in the background of their first meeting. dump a bucket of angst in with xiao's hopeless devotion, while aether cant offer his whole heart bc his main goal is finding his sister. it doesnt get much gayer than this folks

zhongven- an old married couple, literally. the definition of "only you understand me" because they're the last gods still hanging around in teyvat (minus raiden but we dont talk about her) so it's a ship practically starved for an angsty reincarnation au

chaeya- they tried to out-flirt eachother and ended up falling for eachother in the process, plus the fact that childe is a harbinger adds some angsty spice

chiscara- "i hate you, do you hate me?" "no, i hate YOU, do you hate me?" and they were husbands

yelfei- "sorry about my gf over there she-" "WHATD YOU SAY PUNK?!" "nothing, dear^^" "oh ok pookie^^"

cynbedo- both crazy smart workaholics, they'd bond over sharing scientific theories and other scholarly things. plus the fact that lisa originally studied in sumeru and is friends with cyno, she could totally set them up

dehlou / nihya- hydro x pyro, gentle femme x bamf femme, not much source material for them yet but i dare you to tell me with a straight face they aren't already perfect for each other

shelan- if shenhe is chongyun's aunt, and yelan is xinqiu's aunt, then that means theyre gay for each other. do the math

[threepointseven]

HIIII QUICK QUESTION IG MAY I BE 🎀 ANON?? ALSO, IF UR REQUESTS R OPEN, MAY I REQUEST XIAO, KAEYA, ALBEDO, AND DILUC [ SEPRATELY ] X MALE READER THAT IS FULL OF ENERGY, AND IS A HIMBO?? [ AND HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND MOST '' SMART'' THINGS?? ] TYVMMMM<333 - 🎀

A Himbo boyfriend

Type- HC’s 🌷

Flowers included!🌼= albedo x m!reader, kaeya x m!reader, xiao x m!reader, diluc x m!reader

Note🍀= SORRY THIS TOOK SO MUCH LONGER THAN IT SHOULD HAVEEE BUT YES YOU CAN BE 🎀 ANON 😡😡💕💕

A bimbo girlfriend

Genshin masterlist

💐Your bouquet has been delivered <3💐

Albedo

he never thought he’d be dating you, the man that was well known for being strong and charming, yet extremely dumb. Being the chief alchemist in mondstat held an immense amount of pressure in the title and everday the string that held the stress kept getting thinner.

That was before you came into his life. The stress piled up on his shoulders suddenly disappeared with your arrival, you were fresh air that helped him be more optimistic about his repetitive job.

He loves how energetic you are, it cheers him up everyday when he’s reminded of the monotonous place in dragonspine he goes to everyday, your energy saturates his dull little world and he couldnt care less if you dont understand many complex things.

Your dumb questions actually sort of amuse him, whenever you ask a dumb question while rolling around on his office chair full of energy he cant help but smile slightly.

He’ll answer all your questions though! Hes not sure how to explain it in a way you'd understand but he’ll answer all of them.

Your energy is what keeps him going everyday ngl- everyday he looks so tired and your bursts of energy and how loud you are just wakes him up,

He doesnt understand the idea of jealousy but he learns how it is when he catches women all over you, touching at your biceps and caressing your clothed chest, showering you in compliments, he gets a bit protective when he finds out how much power you have with your looks despite your decreasing IQ

he will sometimes get a bit bugged when you wake him up in the middle of the night filled with energy but other than that he loves everything about your dumb himbo ass

“Hey bedo!” “Hm?”

“How do you spell orange?”

The small smile on his face turns into an unreadable one as he deadpans.

“U-uh… o-r-a-n-g-e…”

“Thanks baby!”

You kiss your boyfriend on the head as you take note of the spelling

“Y-y/n did you go to school..?”

He swears in his head you have the same amount of knowledge as klee, maybe even less.. even she can spell orange!

Diluc

Genuinely confused as to why he fell inlove with you, its a mystery to all tbh! He’s one of the most famous and one of the wealthiest people in tevyat and when word gets around hes dating some dude whos concerningly handsome and has an average IQ of 5 the entire continent goes up in gossip

He tells you not to worry about it when people stare but you know better than to care, your the one dating diluc ragnvindr.

Hes so dull and quiet his entire life changed when you and your undying energy came into his life. Everyday was greeted with your energetic self and he couldn’t ask for more. Your energy and liveliness always lightens up his day, he wont admit it but it does.

Your dumb questions dont amuse him in the slightest <3 hes quite very much done. But he’ll answer all of them monotonously

He really thought no one could compete with his looks honestly. Thats until he saw a hoard of women all over you going absolute feral for your biceps and your muscles, fangirling and caressing your chest like it was a work of art of something

He was furious, shoved all the women off of you and took his tall hot strong dumbass back to his home

The fact you dont understand anything complex is a pain in the ass to him but kinda adorable. Knowing hes smarter than you boost his ego a lot- he hates when anyone ever comments on your knowledge, if they say anything bad about you and how your not smart theyll be greeted by his fist.

That personality trait of yours, being a dumbass that oblivious and gullible just makes him wanna subtly protect you even more and he kills everyone who tries and insults you 😡 (and flirt with you, only diluc gets to see ur man boobs)

Kaeya

He was completely and utterly infatuated with you ever since he met you. You stood there in his office because of a friend looking through books you didnt understand.

Even before you started daying he would flirt with you every chance he got staring at you amusingly as you tried to decipher his words.

When you started dating the flirting became non stop, showering you in praise and teases regarding how charming you were or how even though you have no idea how to do basic maths he loves you either way 😍

Your energy was something he loved more than anything in life, your optimism always put a smile on his face and made him forget about all the bumps and the obstacles in life. If he had a terrible day at work for example all he would need is a kiss from you or a dumb question coming out of your mouth and hed be smiling in no time

No matter how much people think your bursts of energy are annoying he’ll always love them sm and tease you.

The fact you are an absolute dumbass doesnt matter to him, if you want he’ll teach you stuff. Despite his flirty personality if you genuinely want to learn something he’ll take time out of his day to try and explain it to you in the simplest way possible

He doesnt get jealous at the sight of women & men fangirling over you but instead joins them in while glaring competitively at the crowd thats caressing your chest

Xiao

You annoyed him at first, you were taller than him looked stronger than him had 100 times more energy than him and was straight-up stupid.

It was everyday of the week, the moment you got back from a commission or an adventure youd skip to wangshu inns balcony to talk to xiao and ask him borderline idiotic questions about liyue and basic things like how to spell “light”

He’ll never admit it but within that era of blooming love he never found it annoying, he loved your company and the dumb questions made him feel fairly smart. You’ll never see it but theres a soft smile on his face whenever you run up to him full of energy engulfing him into a hug with your tall figure. (Stares at ur man boobs ngl 😊)

He always accidentally talks about you when hes having conversations with zhongli too 😭 maybe its about your dumb questions or how energetic you are but theres never the slightest bit of hostility in the claims, its like he’s saying he enjoys the dumb questions and the energy.

He may or may not jab at you whenever you ask questions like how to spell liyue but he doesnt actually mean it—

He never understood the concept of jealousy till he met you, the first time he saw a crowd of people squeezing your biceps and touching at your skin made him go feral and he literally threatened everyone 🙁

[midnightmoonkiss]

Modern Au! Albedo would definitely be a physicist with a minor in astrophysics and geology that probably works for some massive science program like NASA. Of course he likes chemistry too since part of physics is chemistry.

Think Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory big brains, definitely doesn’t have his personality though.

Probably has 2 PHD’s too.

His intelligence is scary, but he’s not an obnoxious nerd.

But hey, big brains are attractive right?

I imagine he also fiddles in engineering/mechanics just because he’s a tech genius at heart and loves to create little gadgets.

He’s practically ALWAYS working, and yet somehow he still has energy to babysit his baby sister Klee (Albedo was an orphan who got adopted at age 16, a few years later, Klee was also adopted) and go out on dates with you.

He always smells fresh, definitely uses coconut shampoo, he showers like twice a day. Bit of a clean freak but a complete pack-rat.

His hair is always messy and he has this genius air to him, but he’s sweet! His clothes have cute little science-themed buttons. Probably lugs around a backpack most days.

Runs off of caffeine, coffee, redbull, monster, whatever will give him the energy he needs to finish this experiment or review notes.

He may be smart, but he uh, he’s not that good at holding conversations with people. He doesn’t have many friends haha.

How he became friends with you?? Classic Wattpad story, you were one of the barista’s at his favorite Café near the lab. You’d chit chat with him while he scribbled notes down at the bar.

You were pleasant to talk to.. some people have annoying voices (Kaeya) but yours? It’s nice. It pleased his ears.

Of course, he was a dork. He had no idea why he felt a pull towards you. He was practically a social outcast for most of his life, so he’s never had a s/o before let alone felt these emotions.

He’s like a jittery deer, so cute.

For your first date, he took you to a bunch of science museums, ones he’s been to before so he can info dumb and answer any question you may have (he was trying to show off..cute).

Sometimes, though, his exhaustion catches up with him. The second he flops down on his couch, his whole body aches.. almost instinctively he calls you, just wanted to hear your soothing voice.

It’s pretty easy to tell when he wants to see you without explicitly asking, so you head right over!! Pick up his favorite dinner pls, probably likes sushi ?? Orange chicken enthusiast.

Man, cuddling with you after a long day where it feels like his soul was sucked out of his body and his bones feel like stone?? Therapy. He’s in heaven. Falls asleep within minutes.

Boy just needs a break.

Smooch that forehead.

He’s so cute. Just a cute little physicist who’s salary is out of this world and who loves you very very much.

[clouds-rambles]

Hi! Hope youre doing well~ Would it be alright to request some angst to comfort where the reader(GN), had been working nonstop so theyre burnt out and their S/O who just wanted a bit of attention gets lashed out on cause theyre 'disturbing' them. For Childe, Kaeya and Zhongli please! ><

Yeahyeah! How I feel rn bc I'm just art burnt out lmao

Pairings; (Separate) Childe, Kaeya, and Zhongli x reader

Warning(s); angst/comfort, yelling, lasing out, cursing, 'beautiful partner' idk if beautiful gets counted as gendered idk, sry i can't yell at zhongli it's a condition

Keep reading under the cut!

Childe

The past week and a half has been work filled and horrendously tiring and very essential

For the first week Childe was off away with his own fatui buisness leaving you to get as much work as you can do done

But the last four days have been a lot more painful. It could be to do with the fact all you want to do is sleep and rest with your precious boyfriend, or the fact you've started burning out

You slam your fist on your desk as you yell at the work your doing

"What's wrong?" Childe asks popping into the room

"This dumb fucking work" you curse going to grab the inkblock on the table to throw it across the room, but you stop yourself "I've been stuck at this point for five hours!" you yell, not to anyone. Childe flinches at your outburst and lets you yell yourself out

"It's okay" he comforts putting a hand out to touch you, you take a moment to lean into his touch "Come here" he tells you pulling you into a hug

"I can't believe I'm so stuck here" you complain resting your head with a annoyed sigh

"Let's go for a walk and you can go back to work after that"

Kaeya

Look, being borderline burnt out is bad enough as it is, but having your boyfriend poke about your lab as your working is another thing

He's distracting, even when he's at the opposite side of the room causing no trouble for anyone

"Kaeya please, just sit still" you snap banging on the desk your head hurting from the overstimulation of everything going around you

"I'm not moving love" he replies from across the room

"Your... you're just buzzing my brain out" you tell him gesturing to his direction "I can barely concentrate, and I have to get this done for Albedo by the end of the week" you add rubbing your temples

"I'm distracting you?" Kaeya teases with a cock of his brow

"Yes! And it's annoying because I have to do work" you complain banging your head a couple of times

"Hey, hey" Kaeya says coming towards you to take your hands "How about we find something fun to do just this evening to refresh your brain?" he offers looking into your eyes

"But.." you try to complain

"You'll do better work if you referesh your brain love" he comforts placing a kiss on your forehead "If I can treat you to a dinner you can go back to your smart work ey?" he asks pulling at your hand to lead you out the door

"Hmph, you better be right"

Zhongli

Feeling exhausted from your work isn't fun. You've been stuck at home the last few days banging your head trying to get the energy to go back into the wilds

You've been restless over the past few days, but the concept of work makes you feel so tired. Maybe your husbands life is a little more mundane than your own. You desperately want to go out but not for work

"You're stressed you know" Zhongli mentions walking past you as you shake your leg as you sit

"Hmph, I know" you huff rubbing your temples looking to your husband "I was set out to exhibition two days ago and yet I'm still here" you add with a pout

"I know love, maybe you're burnt out" he offers, you pout more

"That's bullcrap, I've been exhibitioning every other month for years" you complain, Zhongli raises his brow

"Just take another month off and reset" he offers again leaning towards you "Then I get to see my beautiful partner for another month" he adds with a smile before placing a kiss on your temple "Here, lets go spend a long weekend out in the wild, no work just a holiday in a familiar place"

"That could work"

[ticklystuff]

My genshin squad are Kaeya Childe Thoma Itto (soon), I love my squad so much lol

not accepting anymore, thanks!

ahhhh thanks for sending in the ask! i hope you ended up getting itto!

TEAM HANDSOME PART 2

who’s the most ticklish character

Thoma! It's really bad because he gets tickles from the three of them all the time alsdkfjkal he's their go-to lee of the group and has to be super wary when he's around them because the other three radiate big ler energy asldkfj

Sometimes Itto will pull Thoma into a hug because Itto is just very affectionate and he'll tickle Thoma then

Childe and Thoma will cook together and Childe will give him the occasional poke or two while he's reaching for something

Thoma has to be careful around drunk Kaeya because HE WILL attempt to tickle Thoma

who’s the character that most people would assume is ticklish, but actually isn’t

All ticklish babies idc

who’s the character that everyone gangs up on and tickles

HAHAHAHA THOMA IS SO FUCKED

Just imagine Itto throwing him over his shoulder and Childe and Kaeya just poking away at him and Thoma trying to yell at Itto to let him down but he can't because he's just giggling the whole time and flailing his limbs about askdlfj

who’s the character that somehow knows everyone else’s tickle spots and reveals them to others

Probably Thoma because he's secretly plotting his revenge for being bullied so much and keeps track of everyone's spots but never gets the chance because he's always the one being tickled lmao

Realistically, though, it's Kaeya because gotta keep the intel on everyone lol

who’s the character with one specific tickle spot that only one other person knows about

Sometimes Childe attempts to take Itto in a tickle fight and he always loses! but this does give him the chance to discover Itto's tickle spots because Kaeya and Thoma are too smart to try and tickle Itto but Itto will collapse if you get the back of his knees!

who’s the most likely to win gang tickle wars

Itto because big lol he could probably pick two of them up by their waists with one hand each and proceed to tickle both of them with the hands holding them

which character has a kink for tickling

Thoma hihihihi

which character didn’t even know they were ticklish until another character tickled them

ngl idk too much about Itto's backstory yet (haven't done his quest yet and I'm trying to avoid spoilers) but maybe no one has attempted to tickle him yet because of how intimidating he comes off as to others until he met Childe because Childe was dumb and tried to take Itto in a tickle fight and lost lol but Itto did find out he was ticklish from Childe!

which two characters have tickle fights all the time

Kaeya and Thoma because Thoma has the greatest chance at winning against Kaeya, especially when Kaeya has had one too many drinks

Childe and Itto because Itto is Childe's biggest competition as the #1 ler in the group and Itto is probably the strongest, so there's probably some rivalry between them

Itto and Thoma because they're friends but it's more of a one-sided tickle fight asdklfj

[manjiroro]

HI KAI!! I'M LATE BUT CONGRATS ON THE MILESTONE <3

i wanna join your event, hope you don't mind hehe. i wanna be matched up with a tokyo rev character (any gender)! i'm a huge kaeya alberich kinnie (genshin impact). my mbti type is ISTP-T. i'm an ambivert but leaning more towards introvert. i don't have a fixed hobby since i get bored easily but i would say it'll be cosplaying and writing fics? i'm more of a street smart than book smart. i'm dumb academically hehe.

i sleep a lot like a lotttttt. i sleep before dinner, after lunch and at night. it's also one of my way to escape from reality and life problems. why go for therapy when you can sleep it off <3 i don't really have a fixed personality at all and i also tend to have mood swings. one second i'm like a hyper active puppy and woosh one second later i'm not talking at all. my friends would describe me as being predictable yet unpredictable ;< does that make sense at all?

i'm really protective of others even if i don't know them well. i don't support 'girls support girls' but instead 'girls protects girls' it doesn't matter if i dislike you to the core, i'm not leaving you alone with a bunch of strangers.

i hate hate hate it when people does not respect my choices and tries to persuade me out of it. once i made up my mind i am not changing it >:( . i dislike the fact that i complain about others being better than me at a certain thing but won't put any effort in doing it.

my favourite traits in people would be : respectful, bold and understanding. my favourite thing to do with my s/o is cuddling, hand holding, staying at home for the night and just being with each other just in general.

i hope this isn't too much :( please don't rush yourself, take breaks when you need to and take care of yourself! and congrats on 500 again <3!!!!

500 milestone event (closed!!)

aaaaa hi san!! dont worry!! its not too much and thank you for joining my event huhu and i hope you take care of yourself too!!

i match you with.. RYUGUJI KEN, DRAKEN

okay first off you remind me of mikey JAKSNS so yes ken will be a great match for you

he’s very mature and very understanding, so when you have your mood swings, he’ll be there instead of getting mad at you

when you sleep, i feel he’s gonna be admiring your features

sure he might complain about how you sleep too much but he doesn’t really mind

would usually cuddle with you while you sleep and sometimes might end up sleeping with you

ken admires your protectiveness, he’s honestly proud of you and respects you for it because not many people are willing to protect the ones they dislike

ken is a respectful and reassuring man so when you tell him about how you’re feeling, he’s gonna listen and give you advice or just hug you till you feel better

“oi get up”

your boyfriend says as he pokes at your half awake body as you groaned at him, turning to your side facing away from him

“it’s getting late, you need to go home.”

those who didn’t know ken might think that he was annoyed but that wasn’t the case, you can tell that he was concerned about you walking home at such a late hour.

“don’ wanna”

you grumbled, turning over once again to grab onto his hand and pulling him to you. ken falls flat onto you as you wrap your arms tight around his torso.

“i can tell my parents that i’m staying for the night, just wanna be with you ken.”

you said, smile slowly creeping onto your lips. draken lifts his head to see your sleepy eyes and small smile, hair tousled but yet you looked so beautiful in his eyes. he sighs, kissing your forehead before laying down beside you. he pulled you flushed against his chest, chin resting on the top of your head.

“fine fine, you’re lucky i love you.”

he could hear the soft giggles from you which made his heart slightly melt.

“mhm.. love ya too..”

you slurred your words as your eyes slowly started closing, on the verge of falling asleep. ken chuckles, pressing a kiss to the too of your head.

“goodnight sleeping beauty.”

[amethystroselilith]

Please Help Aether (Chilumi Crack One Shot)

This dumb af fic is dedicated to @jojosbizarredepression and is inspired by our convo and their adorable hcs!

I know I said fluffy crack, but the fluff disappeared... Might make my usual fluff one shots with Lumi coddling Childe though not gonna lie cause it sounds cute af

SUMMARY: A crack one-shot featuring dumb Chilumi and a suffering Aether who just wanna watch sunsets and drink wine

Can also be read in ao3: here

Aether knows that time...

The time that scares every big brother…

The time where their sweet little sister falls in love with a questionable man.

Aether already had that small feeling when he and his sister woke up in this world that they now call home.

The feeling intensified when they met the Cavalry Captain, Kaeya. The man hadn’t even been shy for flirting with his sister in front of him, immediately kissing her hand after the twins landed from luring Dvalin away from the city.

Aether immediately dislikes him, fearing that this flamboyant captain will break his sister’s heart.

So like every respectable big brother in Aether’s book, he keeps ratting him out on Jean and Amber, to keep him away from his sister.

Then there comes Master Diluc, who fits the category of being one of the most wanted bachelors; handsome, rich, and mysterious. At least that’s what Aether thinks based on their travels to different worlds.

Aether does not like Diluc at first, he seems to be a bit too cold and distant, he doesn't want his beloved sister to feel unloved. Though as time went on, Aether sees that he’s worthy of his sister.

The way he protects her, coming by her side as enemies run up to her, tending to her wounds when she gets hit or falls, and not to mention he’s rich.

When they get married, he’s going to live in luxury too, right? He’s family after all.

Aether was ready to give his approval if the redhead would ask him for his sister’s hand.

It was all going so smoothly and Aether can already imagine life; on their day offs, he will be sitting in front of the winery, watching the sunset as he drinks Dandelion Wine and enjoying the breeze.

So how come he’s inside a cell right now, arguing with his sister while said sister is protecting a certain ginger-haired fucker that had them ended there.

“Lumi, I swear to god, he’s so dead,” Aether said as he tries to climb over the geo constructs Lumine had set to separate him from her dear lover.

Said dear lover just stuck his tongue out at him when Lumine knocked him off with her anemo powers.

“Leave him alone, Aeth! Childe’s a victim here!” Lumine protested, keeping a close eye on her brother.

“Victim?! He almost murdered someone! That’s why we’re here, inside a fucking cell!” Aether argued with a groan.

Going to Liyue was a mistake…

He just wanted a little bit of an adventure with his sister before her hypothetical marriage with Diluc, and now his sister is dating a psychopath.

“Almost.” Childe rolled his eyes, “He tried to rob me, I had to defend myself!”

“Of course, baby, we know this. Their justice system is fucked up.” Lumine cooed, stroking his cheeks softly, making him purr and lean on her touch.

Aether gave them a look of disbelief, “You summoned a fucking whale in the middle of the city!”

“Yeah, but no one died,” Childe argued.

“You destroyed a huge part of the city...”

“And no one died.”

“We’re in jail because of you.”

“Ningguang is a bit harsh don’t you think?” Lumine huffed, “He was being robbed, how could she allow that kind of scam stall here?”

Aether sighed, “Lumi, we both travelled a shit ton of worlds before, carnival-like games are scammy as fuck and yet you still fell for Shitou’s words.”

“He outsmarted us,” Childe argued.

“...Yeah, I guess it wasn’t hard to do…” he murmured to himself but the couple didn’t miss it.

“Are you saying my baby is stupid?” Lumine gasped as she pulled Childe close to her chest as if to comfort him.

“Well, I’m not saying he’s smart.” Aether deadpanned.

“I’ll have you know, my baby is a master of different kinds of weapons.” Lumine huffed, “Isn’t that right, love?”

“Yeah, I’m almost close to mastering the bow,” Childe said proudly as he nuzzles to the blonde’s chest.

“By using your hydro blades?” Aether rolled his eyes.

“I use the bow too when they’re not available!” Childe huffed.

“And using your hand to throw the last arrow,” Aether added.

“What can I say? I love to improvise.” Childe grinned proudly.

“I know, baby, I’m so proud of you.” Lumine praised as she hugged him closer.

Aether didn’t know stupidity was contagious, and now he has to deal with this all his life? Well, not really since he and Lumine were immortal and Childe isn’t.

Unless…

He grabbed Lumine’s wrist, horrified to find out the mark that symbolises Lumine had shared her immortality with someone.

“Lumine, my dear beloved sister,” Aether’s eye twitched, “...who did you share your immortality with?”

Lumine beamed, “Why with my precious baby of course!” she said as she hugged Childe tighter, the ginger getting suffocated by her chest, he wouldn’t mind dying there, but he wouldn’t thanks to the mark he has on his wrist given by his lover.

Aether stepped back, “Lumi, you’re supposed to talk to me about this!”

“Oh, really? I don’t remember being consulted when you shared your immortality with your stupid pet fish!”

“How dare you!” Aether gasped, offended with her bad mouthing his precious fish when they were toddlers, “You have some audacity to call Bubbles stupid when you’re dating this idiot!”

“He’s not the idiot who wasted his immortality with a fish though!” Lumine hissed, “At least I can bring my baby with me to different worlds!”

“That’s so rich coming from you when you were about to share yours with your pet cat!” Aether called out.

Childe tensed pulling away from Lumine, “You said you never thought of sharing your immortality until you met me?”

“Baby, we haven’t met that time,” Lumine frowned.

“Doesn’t matter! You should’ve known you were going to meet me, I can’t believe you loved someone before me!” he sulked in his corner, rejecting Lumine’s inviting arms.

Aether raised his eyebrow, this is the first time Childe refused her, usually, his face would dive right in between her cleavage like the perverted bastard he is.

“But Childe I think that was you!” Lumine suddenly announced.

It immediately caught Childe’s attention, while Aether had never been so confused.

“Me?” Childe tilted his head in confusion.

“Oh my god, I just realised it, the cat has orange fur, blue eyes, and he would also tilt his head in confusion!” Lumine gasped, eyes wide in realisation, “And guess what I used to call that cat?”

“What?”

“Ajax.”

“Oh my god.”

Aether loved his twin, he really does, but he wished he could turn back time, figure out what mistake he had done to deserve his sister falling for an idiot.

He bit back his tongue to avoid calling out Lumine’s bluff, the cat’s fur was black and white with greenish-yellow eyes, and his name was Mittens.

“We really are soulmates.” Childe sighed happily as he went back into Lumine’s arms, “I can’t believe I was a cat in my previous life.”

Aether sighed, he’s too tired to deal with them so he let them be and walked to the bars, hoping to see any guards that could take him to a different cell.

A door opened followed by footsteps.

“Zhongli!” Aether smiled in relief, “Oh my god, please tell me you can help us.” he begged.

Zhongli smiled revealing a key, “Don’t worry, you are no longer prisoners.”

The three gasped excitedly as Zhongli opened the cell.

“How’d you convince Ningguang? She was so pissed.” Aether asked curiously.

“Well…”

~~~

After taking a sip of her afternoon tea, Ningguang feels a little sleepy. It didn’t take long until she fell asleep on her desk.

“Ningguang, Tianquan of Liyue Qixing.”

“Who’s there?” She tried to shield the blinding light, trying to see the mysterious figure.

“It’s me, the Geo Archon.”

Ningguang gasped, “My Lord, you have appeared in my dreams again.”

“I would like-”

“Yes, I accept,” Ningguang said excitedly.

“...What…?”

“I accept to be the next Geo Archon.” she repeated, “That’s why you’re here, right?”

“Uh… no…”

“Oh… I was ready to produce my own money, that kinda sucks, but okay I guess...”

“Anyway, I heard you sent the travellers and the Fatui to jail...”

“Yes, they destroyed half of the city, My Lord.”

“Yeah, well about that, you should let them free.”

“...They destroyed half of the city…”

“Yeah, but like no one died.”

“...The reconstruction is going to be expensive, plus helping those merchants who lost their stalls…”

“Bad things will happen if they stay in that cell…”

“What will happen?”

“Just really bad things, believe me, you don’t want to deal with that. Trust me, I’m Morax.”

“I… Well, yeah seems legit, I’ll set them free by your words, My Lord.”

“Ah, also there’s this fine gentleman from Wangsheng Funeral Parlor that’s having some rumours surrounding him about his debt. That is totally not true and everyone who says so is a liar.”

“I shall dispel the issue.”

“Also give him the key to free the prisoners.”

“As you wish.”

“Okay, cool, cool. Thanks, bye now.”

~~~

“Damn, Zhongli, will you be my best man at my future wedding?” Childe said in awe after Zhongli tells his story.

“Remove seafood in the menu.”

“Eh, we can talk about it.”

“Will you also do the honours of being an uncle to our future children?” Lumine asked.

“I can babysit for a high pay rate.”

“Fair enough, we’re planning 20 or more children.”

Aether fainted, the thought of dealing with that amount of mini Childes far too overwhelming and scary.

Please send him help...