#kaede “forever flat” kayano

[virtualflesh]

ive been thinking about assassination classroom a lot lately :(( i miss them a lot, i love the way the show ended but it still makes me sad to think about 😭 whenever it makes me too sad i think about the code names episode because nagisa "gender" shiota is funny af my son

[alitheakorogane]

"FOREVER FLAT? WHO ARE YOU REFERRING TO AS FOREVER FLAT? ME? I AM A B CUP! A B CUP! YOU REMEMBER THAT!!!!!!"

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Kaede Kayano and her sensitivity to the topic of cup sizes and busts.

Made using Medibang Paint, with an anime base/reference to that expression.

Source for the base: https://www.deviantart.com/chiisanaenvy/art/Chibi-Misaki-Base-2-352897345

[hattocrite]

these panels breathe life into me.

[3-e-headcanons]

The E Class students' biggest fears? Thnx

Time to get the list out.

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Karma Akabane: The smell of Terasaka’s farts.

Yuma Isogai: Getting his paycheck cut short.

Taiga Okajima: Misplacing his pornographic magazines.

Hinta Okano: Someone seeing “it” and pointing it out.

Manami Okuda: Messing up with a subject and getting bad grades.

Megu Kataoka: Okajima secretly spying in the girl’s changing room with a camera, without her knowing that he’s in the room.

Kaede Kayano: Being flat chested forever.

Yukiko Kanzaki: Letting down her friends.

Masayoshi Kimura: Losing a race?

Hinano Kurahashi: Losing a bug that could’ve sold for millions of yen.

Nagisa Shiota: Karma posting a photo of him cross dressing. And his mother.

Sosuke Sugaya: Running out of materials to draw with.

Tomohito Sugino: Losing his balls. Baseballs.

Kotaro Takebayashi: Koro Sensei’s singing.

Ryunosuke Chiba: Not being able to get a job.

Ryoma Terasaka: “I AIN’T SCARED OF ANYTHING!” (He secretly always checks the toilet seat to make sure Karma didn’t put wasabi all over it.)

Rio Nakamura: Losing all that good blackmail material.

Kirara Hazama: Losing her humanity.

Rinka Hayami: Failure.

Sumire Hara: Losing the baby.

Yuzuki Fuwa: Losing all her manga.

Hiroto Maehara: Bad hair.

Koki Mimura: Broken equipment.

Takuya Muramatsu:  The feeling that one day, his restaurant is going to go out of business.

Toka Yada: Failing Irina’s “Special lessons”.

Taisei Yoshida: Losing the right to drive.

Ritsu: Errors.

Itona Horibe: No Wi-Fi.

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You’re welcome.

-Hattogai Sensei

[irraydiance]

Here’s Irina’s No. 1 pupil. But first, I’d like to take a moment and apologize to the thirsty Yada anon who has been waiting something short of Forever for her profile. It’s finally here. In all seriousness though, sorry for the wait. As always, if anyone finds a mistake, please point it out to me. Thank you.

Next is Yoshida’s profile.

Image credit: @dr-j33. Thanks.

E-25 - Yada Touka (矢田桃花)

Members of the Yada family

Father: Works at a temp agency

Mother: Piano school manager

Siblings: Younger brother

Has a younger brother with a weak constitution. Her mother is flat-chested. Her large bust is inherited from her grandmother after the trait skipped a generation.

Reason for transfer into Class E: missed tests

Missed tests due to tending to her sickly brother. Despite her absences being due to family reasons, she is still sent to Class E.

Ravishing femininity! Leave the negotiations to her!

With her nice figure and friendly nature, Yada attracts the boys without even meaning to. Moreover, since she's so cheerful, positive, and not at all mean-spirited, even though it doesn't quite match up to Kataoka's numbers, she's got a lot of female fans as well. Outside of erotic techniques, which are unsuitable for students to learn, she's been taught just about every trick in the book by Bitch-sensei.

⇑ She can cajole the elderly by playing the part of a loving grandchild, the middle-aged by giving off the aura of an overreaching girl, and those in her age group by showing a brief moment of defenselessness.

A hidden side of Yada Touka

⇑ She likes fermented foods & foods with rice in them. When Kayano found out, she apparently started copying her.

（TL: The joke is that Kayano wants to get out of her Eternal Zero angst by copying what Yada eats. Speaking of which, I found out that Eien no 0 [Zero] 永遠の0 is actually the name of a Japanese war drama film. So her code name was both an A Cup Angst joke and a pop culture reference.)

Korosensei's message

"Yada-san, if we'd met five years later, I'd say you would have bewitched me. I hope you grow into a splendid woman."

(Select) Messages to Yada

Touka-chan, I'm in serious awe of your femininity! I'm gonna work on refining my own femininity too! (Kaede)

I've really got to start learning from you and be more feminine so that I’m not popular with just the girls... (Megu)

You deserve a lot of credit for elevating the merits of the ponytail up another dimension. (Takebayashi)*

(*) Takebayashi is making a joke about how girls with ponytails are appealing in 2D (i.e. anime) but Yada makes the trope appealing even in 3D (i.e. the real world).

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