#k. time for me to binge rouges now. hopefully theres a lot less heartwrenching sadness and more jeRVIS TETCH FUCK YEAH JERVIS TETCH IM SO HY
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UPDATE; JUST FINISHED GOTHAM UNBURIED. IT RUINED MY FUCKING LIFE, YALL SHOULD GO LISTEN TO IT
hey guys, i just got to episode 5 of batman unburied! so uh. what the Fuck is Happening
#more spoilers in the tags so ill give you a moment to bail bc i recommend going into it blind as a Bat#...sorry#ok everybody abandoned ship?#GOD FUCKING DAMMIT#I AM SUCH A HUGE CORNELIUS STIRK STAN NOW#GOD WHAT THE FUCK DID YALL DO TO THAT LITTLE MAN!!!!!#AND HES DEAD NOW. BECAUSE OF YOU BASTARDS.#HE COULDVE JUST GONE TO NORMAL THERAPY AND ACTUALLY BEEN HELPED BUT NOOOOOOOO#YALL MADE HIM KILL AND MADE HIM PART OF A CULT. MY POOR LITTLE EASILY MANIPULATED BABY#I ALREADY HATE HIM BUT FUCK HUGO STRANGE THE BITCH#cornelius stirk is part of the “life completely ruinined by hugo strange” club. along with arkhamverse jervis#speaking of jervis!! HE WAS THERE. HE WAS SO CUTE. AND HE WAS BESTIES WITH STIRK AND WAS TRYING TO WARN HIM ABT HUGO OMFG#jervis desperately NEEDS more friends. yall just killed one of the three. you should be ashamed#AND PAMELA#my emotions abt her are so complicated#bc at first hearing her backstory i was like free her she aint done nothing wrong!!#but then i found out she was using cornelius like a little labrat-lapdogboy and she became my enemy#corn boy........ your death will be avenged................#i love him so much#hes not dead guys!! hes just sleeping and im tucking him in with a fuzzy blanket okay???? hes not dead!!!!!#then he goes and gets good therapy and lives happily ever after!!#just trust me thats what happens in season two guys!!! dont look it up#so what did we learn? *insert veggietales teaching jingle here*#a. a broken clock is right twice a day! i am the number 1 david s goyer hater bc he just KEEPS fucking up batman and superman!!#its like he just doesnt understand them. but apparently! that isnt true! no he just pretends to not understand them in huge blockbusters#for the express purpose of Pissing Me the Fuck Off. bc this time he fucking NAILED IT.#bruces empathetic nature and semi self destructive determination really shined through in this. and THATS what makes bruce the batman babey!#and B. apparently the best way to get me to absolutely adore a character is to get them to be mentally tortured and manipulated by strange#k. time for me to binge rouges now. hopefully theres a lot less heartwrenching sadness and more jeRVIS TETCH FUCK YEAH JERVIS TETCH IM SO HY#brillrambles
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