Very much not joke concepts for K/DA Gragas and K/DA Tahm Kench
No the title isn't sarcastic, they're not meant as jokes because "fat man tries to be a POPSTAR ha ha, look he's wearing a LEOTARD ew gross" isn't funny.
(not like Tahm Kench couldn't rock a leotard because he's Tahm Kench but regardless)
I kinda want the jokes to blow up on the bros' faces and Riot to take this concept seriously by writing both of them as serious, respected rockstars with actual arc.
Gragas, being a known alcoholic and brawler, fits to a T with a rockstar persona. The classic rock and roll f*ckup who let himself go after fame got to his head and needs a hefty dose of reality and help. He even has a ZZ Top beard.
Tahm Kench – who is also, canonically, a sweet singer – could either be a sneaky older statesman of music who wants to take advantage of the young singers (not unlike canon verse Kench), or could have a good guy role as an easy-going, world-savy mentor who cares for his girls deeply.
If they did it like this, having respected veterans of music singing their parts, I’d be happy and jolly alas.
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THESE MADMEN MADE K/DA GRAGAS REAL???? they doing it man THEY MAKING THIS HAPEN
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RE: Ships
hello, peggy here
Let’s discuss the ship tier list I posted a little.
The A+ Ships:
Ahri: Purely almost self-indulgent in a sense, though Evelynn would feel a sort of closeness with Ahri, seeing as how the two both feast on emotion, in a sense. Ahri is beautiful, sexy, and causes pain; everything Evelynn wants.
Morgana: Inflicts pain as a punishment, looks like she can take a lot of it too. Who doesn’t want a BDSM mommy gf?
LeBlanc: Perhaps maybe a bit out there for A+ Ship, but I believe LeBlanc fucks, as well as having the power to give Evelynn powerful people to torment.
Xayah: Peggy loves Xayah, so Evelynn loves Xayah.
Vladimir: Probably tied for OTP with Ahri. He is beautiful, dangerous, causes so much pain and definitely can take it too. So, so much respect for Blood Daddy.
Tobias Fate: Toby get ur ass back here this instant!
Some of the Maybe Ships:
Akali: Could be kind of cute, I think. Especially K/DA verse.
Lucian: Honestly, having a corrupted Lucian ship would be *mwah*
Sona: Sona pretty. Not only that but I think that would be so much fun to write with.
Zed: He is packing meat, I know it.
Jinx: Needs a spanking and Evelynn will give her one. Also inflicts massive pain on rich people. That is a plus.
Quinn: Borb girl, would probably kill after a year though...
Loves for Pain ships:
These are quite self explanatory. All the big monsters and creatures get in here. Evelynn would only romance them to torture them for multiple days, maybe weeks. Evelynn would only ship with people like Aatrox, Mordekaiser, Mundo, Darius, Nasus, etc., for the sole fact that they could live longer while being tortured and maimed.
WOULD KILL category:
These are non-ships. Though there could be a chance depending on who’s writing, these are characters Evelynn would slice up for fun and/or pleasure.
EW GROSS NO:
Any young kids go in here. Yeah, Evelynn does kill everyone, but I don’t feel comfortable writing with minor characters because they don’t need their bloody death written out. Other ones that belong here are characters Evelynn wouldn’t have fun torturing, such as
Jayce: Seems like a huge baby, probably would pass out at first stab wound. Pathetic.
Yuumi: Evelynn might actually just eat her.
Ziggs: Just annoying... too annoying actually...
Gragas: Probably too drunk to feel anything.
Xerath: No nerve endings, no pain response.
Urgot: Ugly.
Well that about wraps it up.
Thank you,
Love, Peggy
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