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"Sure, I never get angry or sad about anything, but that just means there's no joy or thrill in my life either." ...You wanna talk about that Saiki?
#rewatching saiki k to avoid responsibilities#saiki... dude...#during my first ever watch of saiki k this is where my headcanon of saiki having depression started#cause HE SOUNDS JUST LIKE ME AND THATS BAD#lolol first saiki k episode go brrrrrr#saiki k#the disastrous life of saiki k#the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki kusuo#kusuo saiki#saiki k.#tdlosk#saiki kusou no psi nan#saiki no psi nan#the disaster of psi kusuo saiki#the disasterous life of saiki k#my posts that actually did well
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i think its weird that i have to make this disclaimer but the internet is crazy so wtvr,, anyway,,
if i say i dont like something, that doesnt mean "that thing is bad and nobody should post it.."
i swear literally every time i even mention that i dislike something, people will go "wow does that mean u fucking hate me cuz i post that thing? ur a fucking stupid bitch and all ur opinions r wrong" LIKE ?? er.. no. just because i say i dont like certain characterizations of certain characters (the saiki k fandom is CRAZY about this cuz i can state an opinion on literally any character and a group of people will still go 'well only we're allowed to post our opinions about them because we're always right!1!1!'), or certain ship tropes (mentioned my hatred of toxic yaoi maybe once or twice on here months ago and people STILL get mad at me as if i said toxic yaoi lovers r evil or something), or certain ships, or WHATEVER, does not mean that i HATE the people who are posting them or that i think they shouldnt post them at all, NO, im just posting about my personal tastes on my personal blog and it would be extremely weird and hypocritical if i decided that i was the ONLY person that was allowed to do that,,
i think the only reason people assume that is because there are a lot of other people on here who ARE like that, and a lot of people toe the line between posting that they dont like something and posting that they think everyone who likes that thing is stupid, annoying, and wrong,, so i guess all i can say is, sorry for whatever made you make these assumptions but they arent true about me so plz leave me alone ʘ‿ʘ ur doing the same thing to me that ur accusing me of but i didnt do it in the first place so ur just actively being a dick for no reason
#crazy that the mindset some people on here have is that theyre the only ones allowed to post their opinions#ive repeated this a lot on this blog but i rlly think people forget that the person on the other side of the screen is in fact a person#if ur harassing people and publicly making fun of them then ur just as bad as any real life bully#that shit isnt as funny or harmless as u like to pretend it is#not once have i ever targetted anyone or went on someones blog to harass them over my opinion#yet people think its fine to do the same to me and treat it as if its like. revenge or something#like ? me saying 'i dont like toxic yaoi' is not equivalent to someone going on someone elses page and going 'how tf do u like toxic yaoi'#I DONT CARE !! all ive ever done is sit in my own little bubble and had opinions and that makes people mad#honestly though the people who will publicly talk and post abt it are significantly meaner#and i want to act like im not bothered by it because i know most of them r just angry that someone has a different opinion#and they want all their followers to bandwagon off of them (idk why maybe for validation or whatever-same reasons anyone would bully)#but seriously if u actually do think that something i said was out of line and crossed thise boundaries- just fucking tell me ?#im a person bro. ur solution to disagreeing with me shouldnt be 'lol im gonna post abt this and make everyone harass them'#have a conversation with me dude i dont bite ? if u cant talk to me like a person then just dont fucking say anything wtf#its so cowardly to be like 'well no i didnt wanna say anything to u cuz i didnt wanna be rude.. so instead i publicly made fun of u!'#LIKE WHATTTT STOPPPPP </3333#ok anyway this post wasnt supposed to get THAT serious.#MY POINT IS just be considerate of other people and dont base ur hatred off of assumptions#ur deflecting the blame onto someone else because u dont want to admit that ur just a fucking bully lol#being inconsiderate on here is something ive also been guilty of back when i first joined the fandom and was clueless#but grown ass adults who have been on here way longer r still doing that shit which is crazy#and i cant say anything because they have so much leverage over me and idk if its on purpose or if they dont even realize#ok im putting fandom tags cuz i want people to see this sorry. this is my one post thats actually targetted but its at a lot of people#so if u look at this and think 'hey i do that' pls evaluate urself<3#i mean its also targetted at everyone who does this anonomously so i dont know who it is OKOK IM DONE BYE SORRY HOPE THIS IS UNDERSTANDABLE#watch nobody read this fr#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#meows post
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saiki would be the funniest fucking bartender
#some dude walks up to him asking for a beer like 'my wife just divorced me and i don't have a home now'#and saikis like 'thats rough buddy'#saiki k#saiki no psi nan#kusuo saiki
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Shoka has always had a soft spot in my heart as her grief hits close to home for me. I'm happy to finally be able to draw something about that.
Flower meanings and what not under the cut
Fireflies: I've always admired these, but did you know they can be a symbol for death and rebirth? They can be seen as a symbol of the newly dead passing into the afterlife, and represent eternal life. They guide lost spirits.
Yellow roses are well known as a symbol of friendship and are given as a gift to cherish and celebrate such a bond.
White Chrysanthemums are reserved for mourning and grief. In other countries, they can relate to innocence, purity, honesty, and loyalty.
Daffodils are known to represent rebirth and new beginnings. This isn't surprising since they're some of the first flowers to bloom at the start of a new spring. They can even considered a symbol of hope, resilience, and forgiveness.
Basically, I wanted symbols that could represent the journey through grief. Shoka found belonging and happiness in Shibuya, but she still lost two people who were family to her. I think her future is bright, but she'll always have her memories of Ayano and Suzukichi.
#shoka#shoka sakurane#twewy#neotwewy#the world ends with you#i did this on my little tablet#to test its capabilities#and it was lagging sm at the end lol#pls clap#i really missed doing more detailed work#thats just for me and what i want to do#so im really happy with this one#i miss ayano and suzy k so much dude
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The breakdown is gonna hit
#I avoid things till I HAVE to#and atp where I’m too dysphoric to be a girl in customizable games#hm.#ANYWAYS#got cyberpunk from my brother#Jackie Welles….the man that you are….#I don’t wanna be a corpo but corpo storyline in my head….#I’m a street kid 💪🏾#I started as a female nomad but. dysphoria#Jackie i cant save u…#I don’t think u understand that I’m mourning#I’m saving for a laptop#and i need a Jackie lives mod#GOD#I told my brother that u can call and try to talk to Jackie and he was confused#LIKE BABY THATS NOT THE FIRST THING U THOUGHT OF?!#and i cant even be sentimental or sappy on that. call#I want a burst into tears option#dude i dont play games that much so I’m not used to the loveable die first character#I got attached in those 7 hours#yes im on easy mode and it took 7 hours I have bad aim I can’t drive and I didn’t know how to loot#yes this is after doing nomad for 5 hours#leave me alone#anywayyyys#I walk into a bust and expect Jackie behind me 💔#the npcs are useless but like he still put work in#OMG WAIT HE DID PUT WORK IN FR#if u did a silent takedown on one person Jackie would do it on the other and his shots did do some damage that’s more than k can say for#other helpful npcs?!#misty is black now that’s a earthy baddie
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the type of bot followers I've been getting recently are different from the old ones
they old ones were called something like "kayla95573735" or other conventional female name, or they were "vik558dfght" absolute nonsense. of course, you click them, and there's a semi-provocative banner image of a woman, and then either nothing at all in the blog itself or a few scattered reblogs of random stuff.
now i get "keith5684564" "edwardjfkghhg" and even though the names are now typically male ones the images are still of women various women in the typical provocative poses and entirely empty blogs
I guess the bots realized no one believes they're really women so might as well make a sham attempt at credibility and just announce that oh yeah they're run by guys? (which of course they're bots soooo lol)
or maybe the bots were getting too many messages for "kayla" and thought that if they're "keith" instead at least people won't message them so much
kind of funny imagining a bot getting so overwhelmed by the sheer amount of "hey baby dm me" in its inbox that it redesigns its identity hehehehe
#tumblr#totally off topic but#actually tbh this is what i wish men who try to meet women online would sympathize with a bit more#i get it sucks to message women and get nothing back when presumably those women are getting a lot of messages#but speaking from experience yeah you get messages if you present as a woman but the messages are awful#its like why do i not get any chocolate? she gets so much chocolate#but the chocolate she gets is mostly mud and theres so much of it that sifting around for real chocolate is not worth the effort#and the fact of the matter is most of the guys who message you arent interested in you. theyre just blanket messaging all women in a radius#and if any reply then they consider whether they actually like them#so i never took he messaged me as proof that a guy even looked at my profile back when i tried online dating haha#just saying womens experience with online dating isnt less frustrating and demoralizing just because of the different amount of messages#it sucks to get no response and it sucks to get a lot of spam response#but whenever men online talk about online dating they always bring up how women get sooo many messages and its not fair#here dude you can have mine lol. please take them. i dont want them. no woman wants them lol#also its just weird when you make a first time account and suddenly there are 20 people all messaging you calling you baby#lol im not your baby... not yet... thats why we're here... to figure that part out... but dont jump the gun k it doesnt win you any points#hey baby dm me hey baby dm me hey baby dm me hey baby dm me hey baby dm me why dont u respond baby why u such a bitch
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reminder for st fans that treat ships as a competition to get their asses out of my notes and off my posts, esp salty ha/rrin/groves and self righteous ste/ddi/es, your jokes aren't funny and your stubborn us vs them bullshit is irritating. i ship both and yet somehow some of y'all manage to be mad annoying across both lines, learn to shut up and mind your business
#i ship both but my god are some of yall mad annoying on both sides of it#steds tend to be the loudest toxic bitches#but harrings have such an edgy complex about steds being the 'mainstream popular annoying ship'#steds acts like they figured out how rewrite evangelical talking points for fandom use#while harrings act like those people who refuse to play undertale because 'the fandom is cringe'#lot of steds are dickheads that think their ship makes them morally superior somehow but my god the bitterness is not a good look harrings#anyway reminder that idc how much you love either ship#i will block your ass for being snide and shitty about the other one#steve is holding both billy AND eddie's hands actually fuck you#they share him and swap on saturdays and have group dates on fridays#im gonna start hanging out with only the mung/roves at this rate honest to god#they have taste and aint ever ticked me off over this nonsense#fandom wank#sketchy speaks#side note that this is because of alot of things but modt recently specifically bc of a harring that was being annoying in my notes#and another that was being snide and obnoxious about joe k being generally favorable toward harring#while joe q is tired to death of being asked about steds#like theres a funny joke to be made there sure but god this dude was being annoying about it 'we stay winning losers uwu' style#anyway shut up about ships u dont like thats what i do and wow its so easy fr and its free
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me basing all of the decor in my office/guest room on exactly one painting of figs? more likely than you think
#if anyone knows if you can use the starch wallpaper things on ceilings pls tell me#ugh im so excited dude#i have NOTHING in the rest of my place actually planned but thats whatevs#bc my office is coming along nicely#also might be doing some woodworking for it which is crazy to think about#k mumbles
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ok actually it was nice knowing you all but I will be ******* ****** now 👍
#not actually um but fuck#i have a fucking uti dudes im going to go get run over by a car#and im fucking sick#life is hell life is pain life is misery life is suffering#i have an appt at the clinic for tmrw morning but oh dear god thats gonna b the longest 12 hrs of my life#please euthanize me like a horse with a broken leg#k talks
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one bed!
-- sfw --
characters: kyle broflovski, kenny mccormick, stan marsh, eric cartman
a/n: i did this for a different fandom like a year ago. i love the one bed trope i just had to write a new one for south park....,,, lmk if you want part 2
notes: fluff yayyy; gn reader; characters have a fat crush on you live laugh mutual pining;
guys requests are very much open rigjt now pleasseeeekksflkdfnkjs
— ⛧ k. broflovski
sweetest guy. he doesn't want to take your bed, but you insist.
he also hangs his jacket on the door and keeps his hat neatly on your desk... which is kinda funny and cute that he tries so hard to be neat
freezes up and goes red when you slide into the bed next to him. poor boy is about to melt.
"dude why are you so sweaty are you okay"
"huh- what? yeah, yeah it's cool i'm fine it's..,,,,,,,"
wakes up with a puddle of drool and a wet cheek. he panics and wipes his face and looks over to see if you're awake. you pretend you aren't for kyle's sake. he's so cute.
his nose also does that stupid whistley thing it's so funny
a relatively still sleeper. he just kinda curls up and.. sleeps. sometimes he murmurs something in his sleep.
"cartman.. shut up..",
"what?", you murmur groggily.
"no"
"kyle??? are you awake??"
(no response)
genuinely cannot remember any of that when he wakes up.
— ⛧ k. mccormick
it's like 1am and you turn off the movie as the credits roll.
when you look over at kenny, he looks like a baby that had just woken up.
"dude, what time is it..", he murmurs.
"um.. late." you definitely did not mean to have him over for so long.
"do you wanna go home, or like.. stay with me?"
kenny perks up immediately when you offer to let him spend the night. huge, shit-eating grin spread across his face.
"dumbass", you laugh. but you kinda wanted him over, too.
he sits in your room and pokes at all of your plushies while he waits for you to go get a change of clothes for him. ("no way you're sleeping in that eyesore of a parka!")
almost faints when you change your shirt in front of him
youre the only person that can fluster him like that.
sleeps curled up like a little car
(I MEANT TO TYPE CAT BUT THATS REALLY FUCKING FUNNY)
makes funny noises
like when a dog is sleeping
you'll wake up with his face in your chest and he'll swear it was an accident. it was not
— ⛧ s. marsh
you were at your desk doing homework and stan was on your bed on his phone, both doing your own thing as music played from your speaker.
it's not until that last math problem that you realize it's late. really, really late. you look over at stan, and he's face-down dead asleep on your bed, phone still in one hand.
you don't want to wake him up and tell him to go home, so instead you take his hat off and leave it on your bedpost.
he's splayed across the bed right in the middle.
how?? are you supposed to move him???
after a moment of deliberation, you hold your breath and roll him over, praying he doesn't wake up.
he does obviously
"ow..???? y/n??"
"shit. sorry. it's late, just go back to sleep. you can walk home tomorrow morning."
"wha- okay"
he's too tired to object
plus he secretly loves being in your bed. it smells like you
snores and breathes kinda funny once in a while
no matter how still he looks when you get into the bed with him, somehow you wake up with his limbs sprawled out like a spider.
in the morning, his leg is on top of you and his hand is on your face.
— ⛧ e. cartman
actually such a bitch about staying over
he definitely tried to distract you so that he would HAVE to spending the night
he just loves spending time with you but he doesnt wanna ask :(
"but the couch will make my back stiff! i'll be soo sore in the morning!"
"just say you want to sleep in my room with me, cartman."
"whaat?? if you insist, i guess!"
makes himself absolutely at home. if you want to sleep in your own bed, you'll have to sleep on top of him or touching him.
he definitely does that on purpose
as much as it pains you to admit it, cartman is actually like really really comfortable.
even if he's squishing you to death
and he claims he has no idea he does that in his sleep
smells like a dove soap bar or like. baby shampoo and its actually really nice
snores like a monster truck engine
leaves his shit all over the floor but also offers to help clean up to impress you
(he cant clean for shit but at least he tried??)
#south park x reader#eric cartman x reader#cartman x reader#south park fluff#fluff#kenny x reader#stan x reader#stan marsh#stan marsh x reader#kyle broflovski#kyle broflovski x reader#kenny mccormick#kenny mccormick x reader#cartman fluff#kyle broflovski fluff#stan marsh fluff#kenny fluff#kenny mccormick fluff#south park
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Halsin nsfw ABC
A/N: uhh i 100% live by helsin being a soft dom in public and a hard dom in private
NB reader so…yeah
* A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) ~ He is most defiantly a big aftercare person. Massaging your tender body and kissing any bruises you got. Running a bath and making sure you heal. “Are you okay my heart? Was i too rough?”
* B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) ~ waist. (Sounds weird ik). But he is a huge waist grabber. It makes it easier for him to manhandle you and keep you in place.
* C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) ~ He loves seeing his cum on your back or torso.
* D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) ~ none he choose to share everything with you
* E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) ~ VERY!! Dude has had plenty of partners over the years. He’s a man and he knows what he is doing and what he wants. End of story.
* F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) ~ Missionary. He wants to see your entire body on display as he rams into you.
* G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) ~ He can crake a joke or two but he’s more serious and paying attention if you’re enjoying yourself or not so he can catch you giving consent or using a safeword to stop
* H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) ~ It indeed matches. He doesnt like to shave often in other parts thats not his face but he makes sure it doesnt get too crazy down there
* I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) ~ Very romantic. Every position that is changed you can hear him say “Is this okay?” “Let me know if you dont like this” he is a huge kisser during intimacy
* J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) ~ He likes to get straight to it with you but when he is alone and thinking about you he would touch himself once in a while.
* K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) ~ Breeding. Even if you cant get preggers. Breeding.
* L = Location (favorite places to do the do) ~ Anywhere. Any time. But mainly in nature where you cant be seen.
* M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) ~ Just your presence makes him hot and heavy for you.
* N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) ~ He wont do bondage. He doesn’t want you to tied up, he knows how it feels to not have freedom
* O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) ~ Hes a big person on giving. He cant have intimacy if he hasnt gone down on you yet.
* P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) ~ All of the above. Sometimes depends on his mood. He can be rough and hard and other times he can be slow and take in the moment
* Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) ~ He likes quickies. Knowing that its what you both want and you are satisfied is most important.
* R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) ~ He a ‘dont knock it till you try it’ type of person
* S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) ~ He can go multiple rounds. He will go from sun up to sun down if you can last just as long
* T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) ~ He doesnt own any toys himself nor does he use them. However he is very open to you using a plug.
* U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) ~ Hes a huge tease. he loves rubbing your bottom getting closer and closer to your hole before pulling away and acting like he wasnt doing anything
* V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) ~ He grubts alot. A moan and here and there. But he loves cursing during intomacy
* W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) ~ He wants to go as deep as he can in you. Other than missionary he loves the position ‘Praying Mantis’
* X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) ~ He is big and girthy. Hes 7” soft and 7.5” hard and 8” around.
* Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) ~ Very high. But he holds himself back as long as he can
* Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) ~ It takes him a while to fall asleep. He always make sure you are comfortable and okay. About 95% of the time he wants you to fall asleep before he goes.
#bg3#bg3 spoilers#bg3 halsin#halsin#halsin x reader#bg3 smut#baldur's gate iii#baldurs gate tav#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate#baldurs gate halsin#x reader#reader insert#reader#halsin smut#halsin spoilers#baldurs gate 3 smut#baldurs gate x reader#baldurs gate 3 x halsin smut
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this is kubosai core to me, idk how to explain it though,, i just think,, they are Beach boyfriends,,,
#we didnt ever get a beach episode with kuboyasu did we ??#(we got the island arc ig ? doesnt rlly count)#but we know he went to the beach with kaido#and how he kaido and nendo wanted to take saiki to the beach#idk he just strikes me so much as a beach guy that i honestly forgot that that isn't necessarily canon#its canon to ME ok (thats literally what a headcanon is but sh)#HES JUST A BEACH GUY OK ! TRUST ME ON THIS ONE GUYS I JUST KNOW !#i still also have an hc that hes scared of deep water (which is the part of the beach that saiki most loves lol) l#but i dont think it effects him much on land#just trust me kubosai love the beach and they go on beach walks and walk on the shoreline during and after the sunset#but anyway that aside i also just really believe that aren is the type of dude to insist on doing silly couple activities like this#they definitely have their fair share of matching sweaters and stuffed animals and mugs#artist kuboyasu also comes into play with that one.. but that goes into my whole hc of artist aren giving kusuo homemade gifts#that post already exists and was really long. i love that hc.#Instagram#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki kusuo#kuboyasu aren#kubosai#meows post
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Topic: Genshin impact.
au: Sagau.
idea: So what if you had the powers of every character you played as in every game you played and then get isekaid into genshin impact with imposter au. I imagine it goes smth like
Zhongli: “I will have order!”
reader, Who played Roblox as someone who lagged the game (explanation: I’m pretty sure ping is also how time works in games. If you can control the flow of ping you can control the flow of time in games.): “ZA WARUDO!”
Heyyy!! Thanks for waiting for the reply/response from my slow ass :0
So they did clarify what they meant/expand so imma just copy paste that here!
“k now I remember. So basically imma write it here since it’s easier: Basically you don’t have to (but you can) transform into the character that has those set of powers but if you do those powers are enhanced.”
Sun: Reader (”you”/they/them)
Orbit: Headcanons-ish, Light Imposter AU (as in, NOT Yandere/Dark), mild crossover elements bc Shapeshifter Shenanigans™️
Stars: bro idek
Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: mild cussing, genshin typical mild violence, & Trigger Warnings: none known.
Please comment if I missed any. /gen
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so fair warning,, ive never seen jojo bizarre, but i appreciate i come off well-read/watched? LMAO
so im just gonna kinda,, guess? like just cycle thru diff. random media, and im hoping both me and you reading this will have a fun time (as this is a little challenge, but i like it so ill give it a shot, dont kno if its a good one but- 😅)
so to set the scene, of how u got to this point, ykno of running like ur life (maybe?) depends on u running around different teyvat countries,
u thought it was weird everyone knew a little too much about you?? (ofc theyve heard u during gaming, they know u the same way we all know Markiplier, get it?)
then a bunch of NPCs/Vision users/Archons?? were REALLY invested in talking to you, which freaked u out even more
and by the time you saw Zhongli, yknow, just the oldest god in game, making a fast-walk towards you, ykno the retired god who didnt move an inch when an old water god attacked Liyue for a test, is now hurrying to you???
ur logically get so fucking scared sm shits abt to go down, u just start running
it isnt until ur reaching for a ledge and some webbing shoots out of ur arm (from a glitchy little spot on ur arm, where it could be coming out of ur skin, but sometimes its a blue and red bracelet)
it latched onto the nearest building, and thats how u find out u can grapple ur way, literally Spiderman style, out of the harbor
and bro, idk if it would be fun, or confusing and stressful, or maybe both?? to just find out u can use any video game power from any game youve played before as you go running from countries bc for some freaky reason they know too much abt you/are pursuing you-
dUDE- they had small statues of you in like every little section of their cities
u head to Mondstadt and as Venti comes screaming and flying at you (in excitement, but ur freaked), u go to hold a hand up and suddenly ur holding a heavy stone tablet that unleashes some holographic yellow chains that freeze him in place-?? why is this familiar-
oh my god u have the sheikah slate from Breath of the Wild,
and as ur booking it out of there, u manage to get ahold of a sword, and u know exactly how to use it to knock back favonius knights trying to stop you (they are concerned for their god who is just unleashing random powers on ppl, pls let Grandmaster Jean just talk to you Your Majesty-!!)
by the time you teleport ur way to Inazuma, (bc u still have this worlds access to ur player/traveler’s powers), ur trying to find a nice place to stay for a little bit
at least in that sweet spot of the Raiden not noticing/finding you, while things cool down on the main continent, before moving on,
and u get some tools to help fashion just a little shelter, bc u dont have any money/mora rn, and ur able to literally build a house???
a mailbox pops up and thanks you for renting with Tom Nook???? As in Animal Crossing-
and rlly if the BOTW/slate thing didnt clue u into video game powers, then this definitely would tbh lmao
right as u see Yae Miko circling ur house, with an armful of books? ..is she planning to thru them at you??, u get the hell out of dodge before her favorite god can follow along
(she knows ur prefrences in books and got authors/trends to start so youd have plenty to read, and she was making sure it was ur house before politely dropping them off! how was she to know thatd spook their favorite God, Ei?!)
u get to Sumeru and think ur safe, hiding in an abandoned forest watcher outpost (1 person treehouse rlly) when Nahida shows up in ur dreams,
and u just,
walk out of the dream, into reality, and possess a nearby ruin guard so u can sleep in peace, bc she cant access a robot,
that one baffled u as you re-possessed ur own body before realizing-
Five Nights at Freddy’s. 💀
U cant do that forever, so u try Fontaine, hoping Neuvillette/Furina wont rlly give af abt you, plus theyre the latest region, so maybe they have the least exposure to whatever the other archons didnt like abt you??
u get there and are immediately summoned to court, and right as the mekas show up to escort you, jfc they have a mecha army
(meanwhile, theyre thinking, yknow. high profile guest/our god of gods. ofc we need state of the art mekas to escort them, its only polite-)
meanwhile ur cape has now become wings, and a mask covers ur face as you glide and fly ur way over the city in an attempt to get to where u assume Snezhnaya is
it doesnt occur to you the game until ur running out of stamnia and catch ur reflection in the waters of fontaine, Sky: Children of the Light
u hope the Tsaritsa’s dislike for other gods/Celestia doesnt extend to ur otherworldly presence so ur just hoping for the best atp tbh
tbh youd forget what all powers you have, and the absolute chaos ur causing urself as u try to desperately rememeber what games youve played thru ur entire life is NOT helping to reduce confusion when u randomly wake up with elf ears (legend of zelda/botw) or get dragged into another ruin machine when u fall asleep/faint/do smth u guess mimics death lmao- (fnaf) 💀
…
(meanwhile the Tsaritsa does get wind ur coming this way, and just, makes the people have a parade/festival to celebrate you coming,
she did also have to get Pierro/Captaino to physically restrain some of them from going ahead to meet/escort you to the palace, she’d heard how the others scared u off, and was, ironically, hoping the warm welcome would clear things up)
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well that was, something. 😃🫠
sorry lil car, that was such a fun idea idk if i did it justice!! i thought itd be too op to include every media youve consumed ever, so i kept it to video games, (which, could u cheat the system if youve played smash bros??)
i hope it was at least a decent read, and sorry im half asleep so i was not v funny this time around, but, again, hope u got smth out of it 😭
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on another note, im having my wisdom teeth surgery this friday, send whatever u got my way, prayers, blessings, good vibes, ill take anything im nervous 🙃
have a good week guys!
Safe Travels Lil Car,
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A Fernando Alonso x driver!reader Insta AU
A/N: Uh, so... I'm sorry about the almost year long wait to get part two out. Shit happens. Please enjoy, and hopefully I won't take as long to get part three out!
Part One
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f1: Enjoying the break before Monza! 😍
yourusername: going to be rested and better than ever :)
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yourusername: you too!! good luck at le mans!
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scuderiaferrari: How did you enjoy Ferrari’s homeland, Y/N? 🤔
yourusername: It was great! Not enough Mercedes, though.
scuderiaferrari: We may not have Mercedes but at least we have taste. 🫶
yourusername: @charles_leclerc come get your team
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user722: who took those photos, y/n?
fanaccount12: i wish i knew!!
user413: whoever it is knows how to take good pictures of her. he’s already a 10/10 in my book
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yourusername: thanks for the fun, Monaco ❤️🤍
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yourusername: I am your favorite after all :) lewishamilton: Rude and wrong.
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yourusername: what would make him think I didn’t? 🤨
fanaccount7: NOT THE ASTON MARTIN FRONT AND CENTER IN THE SECOND PIC
user836: not a Mercedes in sight 😭😭 fanaccount9: there’s no point in even confirming her and lances relationship anymore everything is literally right here
user937: This post is incredibly inappropriate. Your job is to drive—not to encourage stupid and demeaning rumors about you dating another driver. Grow up.
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yourusername: do the laundry ✅ buy groceries ✅ win the spanish gp ✅
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I hope you enjoyed!! Part three will hopefully be out sooner than it took for me to get this one out. Taglist: @mehrmonga , @flowerchild-96 , @choppedgalaxynerd , @mistrose23 , @nizem8 , @inejismywife , @bblouifford, @eugene-emt-roe , @rinthe-k , @jamie2305 , @sparkles-and-rust , @newlifeforus , @sunfairyy , @shessthunderstoms , @wcnorris , @omgsuperstarg
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Ancient World Dashboard Simulator
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I'm so sick of these philosophers waving dead chickens around to prove their point like that's not contributing to unnecessary food waste when children are starving in Gaul
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and who says they didn't eat the chicken afterwards you presumptuous garum sipper
besides how would that benefit a starving child in gaul diogenes did that in athens thats like 6000 stadia away from gaul
🐢 aristotlestortoise Follow
As if donating a day-old chicken that had been used as a prop isn't a hazard for food poisoning or something geez
How about you bring in a live chicken and demonstrate your point with that and then donate it to a godsdamned farmer who can do something with it
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look neither of us understands diogenes whole school of thought as well as he does and if he thinks using poultry for props is the best choice then imma trust he knows what he's talking about
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do you guys know that you are arguing about a dead chicken
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not to be an art critic on main or anything but has this sculptor ever heard of a dynamic pose
#a boy this age would be moving!!
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The people just don't seem to care about how Caligula keeps beginning new construction projects with public funds. People are homeless and starving and he puts up a new theater in the middle of the city as if we need that.
Now he's claiming to be a god?? Plus there's rumors he has sex with his horse.
It's very important that you contact the members of the senate to let them know the people are ready to rise up if they don't depose Caligula. We should get organized and flood the streets.
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I see you not reblogging this. Come on, this should have 200k notes
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Dude, this invention of the coin is so iconic. Cyrus is gonna go down in history for this one. I mean that in a good way.
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Sorry but Cyrus stole the entire concept of the coin from us and I'm sick of people acting like we didn't have contributions to make to advancements in science and culture just because we were conquered by your stupid empire. Cyrus is a tyrant and just wants to gather as much power as he can.
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Cyrus let my people go back to our homeland, so he's all right by me
#by the rivers of Babylon we sat and wept when we remembered Zion #now we don't have to do that anymore!!
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just left my den and there's just 2 human babies lying on the ground all alone
wtf do i do
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so i happen to already be lactating so i guess... i just have 2 more cubs now?
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guys these babies are so cute. i think they're going to do great things one day
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I'm not one to harsh on a small business trying to make it but I've been to this shop and women are an afterthought here. You'd think the only people interested in dildos were men the way they act here.
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the wilt of the rose ︴dr3
🥀in which.. they just cant talk to eachother
pt1! pt2!
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did you think i didnt see you?
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user4 bro u miss her
landonorris DAD PLEASE THIS ISNT YOU
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user6 i need someone on twitter to explain the FULL timeline because i am so so confused on how this happened bro
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yeah everytime i go on insta something is going on with you two
pls clear up the rumors
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DANNY TELL US
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idek tbh
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STOP i just dont know whats going on
like we went for that date and everything was fine and then the stuff about her and some guy came out
like idk
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ok but who started it
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yeah who cheated first
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be so honest rn
DANNY RIIIC
..me
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DANNY
WHAT THE FUCK
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dude..
DANNY RIIIC
HEAR ME OUT
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NO???
DANNY RIIIC
NONONO LISTEN
LISTEN
IT WAS HER FIRST
SHE CAME ONTO ME
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danny slow down
give us the full story
DANNY RIIIC
it doesnt even matter anymore
i just want it to be done
i miss her
i fucked up so bad you guys
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no shit sherlock
DANNY RIIIC
like
what am i supposed to do?
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mate im gonna be honest
i dont think you can fix it
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what
why
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BECAUSE YOU CHEATED ON HER YOU FUCKING DUMBASS
DANNY RIIIC
yeah i know that but like
is there fr no way back?
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ok lando back off
ok?
take a breather
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k.
maxy paxy #1
danny.
you betrayed her trust
so so much
like you will have to grovel your way back
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ok
ok i will
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