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Eddsworld is funny because.. since it’s animated in a cartoony style the characters are all just silly little guys to me. I cannot take overly angsty red leader/wtfuture AUs seriously. Red Leader is really just a tiny guy with weird hair who can do a weirdly accurate zombie impression. You know who ACTUALLY took over the world? Matt. The guy with the face.
#perfectly balanced between somewhat badass and ‘we ressurect an average of 3 people an episode’#idk what point im trying to make here bc i love somewhat angsty aus#but i also have a special hatred for bloodthirsty red leader aus#like.. he is just a silly guy with big plans who definitely did NOT go out of his way to keep his not-friends close#k ill shut up now#eddsworld
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THANK YALL SO MUCH FOR 300🥲🥲🥲 yall got me crying in the club (my bed) ugh
do we wanna do a little event for 300?????? also sorry for infiltrating the tags i just need the feedback LMAO oopsies please forgive me🙏🙏
#harry styles#harry styles x reader#harry styles fic#harry styles imagine#harry styles oneshot#harry styles one shot#harry#harry fic#harry styles au#harry styles angst#clarisse la rue x reader#clarisse x reader#clarisse pjo#clarisse la rue#percy series#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#percy pjo#marauders#lily evans#lily evans x reader#yall are insane btw#thanks for liking my shit#no literally#i actually didnt think some of them were my besr work but yall??? loved it#so#thanks#k ill shut up now#pls respond#i will cry
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mistake on the author’s part, or confirmation that will’s happy ending + mike’s happy ending = the very same thing?? u decide
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eddie 100% gets into petty arguments with your little cousins around the holidays when you visit them and i just think that’s neat
eddie: so what are you guys gonna ask santa for this year?
your cousin: aren’t you too old to still believe in santa?
eddie: aren’t you too old to not know how to count past 50?
your cousin: aren’t you too old to not be married?
eddie: at least i’m dating someone, what do you have? leap frog and a snotty nose.
your cousin: i’ve had a girlfriend before!
eddie: you’re like 8 years old man she just wanted free scoob snacks.
you: okay! eds come help me with the dishes please😀
eddie: but we did them yesterday—
you: now.
eddie: right behind you.
#if you didn’t intervene every now and then that man would be coming for those kids THROATS#but somehow he’s still your cousins favorite ‘uncle’#like they all absolutely adore him and think he’s the coolest guy to ever grace the earth#k ill shut up#eddie munson x reader#eddie x reader#eddie munson headcanons
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my psychiatrist admitted he's unsure about how to advise me in our session today cause my situation is so horrific there's no drug or therapy he can prescribe to fix it so lets pop bottles cause i won the gold medal in mental illness wooooo!!!! 🍾 🥂
#dont fucking talk to me aboit ''it gets better'' no it doesnt ill be trapped in hell forever what kind of a fucking life is that#just shut the fuck up i dont care yes im satisfied dying miserable and alone#if at least thats the first time ive ever had autonomy and dignity#anyways no im not gonna do it right this second but i really cant take another ''youll get better'' message#when theres no guarantee#why cant toxic positivity mfs ever get a grip and say ''what youre going through is bad and abusive''#instead of waterboarding you with ''it gets better''#k i need to go drink myself into a coma now goodnight yall ✌
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I have many thoughts after the revenge stream actually
Quackity started by giving Luzu the benefit of doubt, saying that maybe he will help Karmaland and that maybe being a mayor/president just wasn't for him, he goes outside and the lake is lava now, there are people with weapons (the thing that killed his son who he also promised he would win the elections to make Karmaland safer) and he has to pay taxes. The worst part being that he has to pay 10 diamonds more (diamonds are the taxes) because he lost the elections, he then procceds to burn bridges (or explode them with the tax collectors in his case) all while saying that his house is closed from now on and that no one can come in anymore
It's Sapopeta saying "But Luzu, your Luzu, your dear Luzu" and Quackity replying "What dear, I want him 6 feet under"
It's about Luzu going on and on about how he did all of that to protect Quackity and when Sapopeta tells him that his reaction is of disbelief "protect me? what does he think I am, a baby or what?". He wanted Luzu's support like a partner and friend not to be protected but in part he always made it seem he needed to be protected by him, so i guess it comes back to miscommunication
It's him asking Sapopeta if there is a world where he is happy "who is telling you is not this one"
It's how he hated the mod that made him skin animals to get their meat and now doing it without flinching to send a threat to Luzu
Sapopeta saying that violence brings more violence and Quackity replying that maybe that's what Karmaland needs. It's the newspaper saying "Karmaland, where the heroes are damned to hurt who they love and betray each other"
Also the pineapple that Luzu gave him being the token of their friendship and some streams back he told him that he kept it in his locked chest and now it's gone, he said he was going to give it back but he burnt it in lava in front of Luzu's house
ALSO he said he was calling some cousins, that he wanted to kill Luzu and that when he does it he will leave Karmaland forever
it's the chat calling him Mr.Q
#k!quackity#quackity#luzuvlogs#karmaland#rambles from a lemon#anyways i guess this works like a recap???#the lore was amazing and we are being well fed#if this has word written incorrectly im very sorry#i tired#chat sayin that the tax collectors were the coppel was amazing#im sorry this is long#ill shut up now
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A bird from class
#math is so... mmmghhh#fun but not#well anything can be fun but im not in the mood#filling my margins with life#haaa actually this is from 2022 at least#doodle#traditional art#bird#of.. unknown origin.#i have no idea what this is i made it up#a finch?#ill go with finch#k ill shut up now this is long tags#finch
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microelectrophoreses shippers when ‘The First I Love You’ plays during a will and mike scene :
#this is a joke#i laughed at the mileven name help#anti midleven#pls dont cancel me#im kidding istg#i actually kinda like mileven i just prefer byler x100#mileven AND byler>>>#e#byler#The First I Love You#microelectrophoreses my beloved ship<33#ill shut up now#k bye
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Why is my mommy kink goes absolutely wild today? LET ME R E S T, I'm so tired and I don't have a mommy dom, so I would love to forget that I even have the stupid fuckin kink smh
#ns/fw post#ns/fw concept#bd/sm blog#mommy k!nk#Ruíras rambles#dumb lesbian syndrome#someone please just be mean to me#and call me cute names#and make me call them mommy#IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK#okay ill shut up now
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also worth remembering there are some caveats regarding usability and features. f-droid's official store app can be a bit harder to navigate if youre used to google play, and newpipe (as it doesnt use any ui or anything from youtube) can also be difficult to navigate and configure for new users, and (very intentionally) lacks the ability to log into your google/youtube account. its understandable, but you should still check them out, theyre 100% free and worked on entirely by volunteers, and apps like newpipe have more important advantages such as 0 ads, even if its ui is relatively more basic
So Google's delisted NewPipe from their search results...
If you're looking for a privacy-conscious way to watch Youtube videos (or just don't wanna see ads lol), don't fall for any of the scam versions of NewPipe on the playstore that slap a bunch of their own ads into the app!!
You can still find the official version on F-droid!!
You can also find my preferred fork of the project, PipePipe!!
Or you can just use Invidious or Piped in your browser!! You can even install them as web apps!!
Don't let Youtube nickel and dime you to appease shareholders!! Fuck that shit!!
#k ill shut up now i just remember a common complaint is these floss alternatives arent as easy to navigate#i care a lot abt open source software :)#used linux as my main driver for almost 6 or 7 years i think#revanced is also an option btw. requires patching the youtube app yourself though which might be tough for some folks
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#i need to stop reblogging my own works for every round number they hit#makes me seem desperate or whatever but I'm just amazed at how i get this recognition#ill bawl my eyes out if i were to ever reach a k or ½ k but nevermind#I'll shut up for now#nounou's beans
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happy pride month i wish gay people were real😓
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MDNI // NSFW
thinking about nanami…..
sitting behind you while you lay your back against his hard chest, his legs hooked over yours as he forces them to stay open while he pistons his thick fingers in and out of your pussy
loud squelches and drops of wetness spitting out from between you thighs as fat crocodile tears run down your cheeks. Nanami grips your throat harshly in his large hand, squeezing every so often to make you dizzy, your mouth falling open in a silent scream
“stop squirming, you can take it” Nanami whispers against your ear, followed by a harsh smack against your pussy after he abruptly yanks his fingers out before shoving them back in, continuing his brutal pace
“k-kento too- too much-“ you whine, your body shaking and jerking in his hold, trying to get him to ease up on you, but Nanami is having none of it
he removes his hand from your throat and presses it against your mouth shutting you up. he presses your head back against his shoulder roughly as your forced to look at the ceiling while his fingers abuse your g-spot rapidly, one merciless thrust after the other
“I said take it.” He groans, fed up with your complains. His cock is twitching so hard against the confines of his boxers as he feels finger fucks you, imagining how soft and warm you’re gonna feel around his cock when he’s done working you open
“cmon, squirt for me again and ill give you a break, my love” Nanami groans, pausing his thrusts to curl his counters rapidly against your gspot, making you cry out behind his hand, your whines muffled as you shake and shake and shake until-
a stream of clear liquid sprays out from your cunt, making Nanami groan in satisfaction as he begins pistoning his fingers in and out of you again, working you though your orgasm, getting your cum all over the bed sheets,
“good fucking girlll, good girl.” Nanami moans, his jaw slack as he watches you squirt for the second time all over him, his cock leaking pre-cum in his boxers. “proud of you honey, so proud.” he coos, pulling his fingers out of you as he wraps both arms around your torso, allowing you to breathe and whine freely now that your mouth is unobstructed again
“take a second and breathe before i have you squirt all over my cock.” Nanami whispers against your ear, the prospect of cumming again shaking you to your core but his deep voice vibrating through body sends a new wave of energy through you :3
#ok goodnight#jjk smut#jujutsu kaisen smut#jjk x reader#nanami smut#jujutsu nanami#jujutsu kaisen nanami#kento nanami#nanami x you#nanami x reader#kento x you#kento x y/n#kento smut#nanami kento
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okay actually i think the samadhi fire episode was actually put in to. explain wtf actually happened to mei's samadhi fire
because in season 4 shifu subodhi referred to mei as a "former wielder" of the fire, and for some reason she just couldnt seem to use it at all and it was. never explained why or what happened to it
also ps i think you miswrote season five as season six under the one freenoodles screenshot
anyways thats just my two cents okay goodbye
HEAR HEAR!!! LMK S5 SPOILERS!
i, as an individual human being with free speech, have just finished the fifth season of monkie kid, thus i have THOUGHTS that must be shared.
OK BUT TO QUICKLY ACKNOWLEDGE WHAT PEOPLE HAVE BEEN WORRYING ABOUT FOR THE LONGEST TIME- THE ANIMATION.
it's... ok!
if anything, I GOTTA SAY, they are doing they're best! and it shows!
like okay, ofc the older seasons get better animation but like bro YOU GOTTA GIVE IT TO THIS ANIMATION STUDIO for sOmEwhAt keeping up with the animation!
One of the things I noticed is how they actually improve aimating the characters throughout the episodes, and that's pretty epic!
NOW, i wanna address the writing of s5!
It takes a moment of pondering and such for me to cooperate my thoughts into a neat paragraph of words but ALRIGHT-
The concept IS GREAT. The execution??? eh.
the first half of the show was OK, nothing more, nothing less.
the SECOND HALF of the show, now, they were cooking some really epic scenes, interesting concepts, damn good character interactions that *COULD'VE*, i say, COULD'VE been good, IF ONLY THE PACING was better.
here are some random nitpicks i have:
goofy ahh medusa monkie kid oc villian reveal was underwhelming, bruh- NOW HE'S COOL AND ALL, bro's got the sassiest voice ever oh fOR REAL THOUGH, BUT maaaannnn, he def could've used WAY MORE BUILDUP in the first five episodes of the season
that one samadhi fire episode with red son and mei was unneccesary, i think it exists just for dragonfruit content but in term's of shipping, the interactions between mei and red son weren't even that fluffy or romantic. :(
there are quite a few loopholes and, like, exxagerated moments that could've been fixed if the writers just paid more attention to, like ehhhhhh, u'll see moments here and now where the characters are kinda dumb for not doing this or that, etc
the writing and climaxes in past seasons were DEFINETLY better than season six, but okay lemme just say tho, maybe im coping real hard but HEAR ME OUT !!!
SEASON FIVE IS GOOD ENOUGH.
Ya'll shouldn't ghost this season just because the animation looks worse.
This is kinda like a Monkie Kid S1 situation, in which the show was still finding it's animation groove and the story was still in it's early cooking stages but LOOK AT WHERE S1 GOT US (psst psst s2-s4 were FIRE.)
IN MY HUMBLE OPINION,
i believe that the story buildup for the upcoming sEASON SIX of monkie kid will be fricking epic.
ah aH AH- NOT TO MENTION that the animators will inevitably improve, too!
I SAY, GUYS, instead of dumping this show and roasting it for it's so-so season 5, i say we support the team and the show! Let's show the cast and crew that monkie kid is WORTH investing the time into making better! BECAUSE MONKIE KID IS A GREAT ANIMATED SHOW.
AND LIKE GUYS i haven't even mentioned the silly little stuff i like about this show!
(those will be for future rants fr)
NEVERTHELESS. i've stated my case. please spread the word that SEASON FIVE OF MONKIE KID SHOULD BE WATCHED.
and i thank you.
#sorry im not so good at like. actually posting. and makin posts n shit#so uh. sorry if im like. ramblin a bit#but uh yeah i liked the season too for the most part#although admittedly i wasnt gonna watch it at first#anyways ill shut up now cool k bye
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Picture Perfect
just want to apologize for not posting in a while, I was recovering from an illness .
toji f. & shiu k. x f!reader
we all want to be stuffed by these two, right?
summary : your two hot older neighbors agree to stuff you on camera, a viral sensation.
warnings and tags : rough fucking, age gap (readers in her early twenties, the other two late thirties), blow jobs, multiple orgasms, spit play, smoking, porn (making it duh), some anal, nipple play, boob jobs, degradation, etc…
“hello everyone,” you spoke to your webcam, waving at your viewers that were currently tuned in with your livestream. you grabbed a claw clip that was on your desk, putting your hair up before continuing.
“today’s stream is going to be very interesting. remember those two neighbors i was telling you guys about? how i was fantasizing about them fucking me? well, today’s the day!” you said with a giggle, teasing yourself through you ruby red laced bra.
you had been a camstar for a year now and your page was doing really good. at first you were really nervous about showing your face and body to a bunch of random people, but when you got the hang of it; it became natural and unnerving. you only showed from your lips, downward and would blur out the rest of your face and any guests you would be having on the stream. you were making bank, this was a good source of extra income.
you grew really popular, starting off with just some solo play before collaborating with other cam stars, who you became really close with—to now, about to fuck your hot neighbors. they were all for it when you asked them a few days ago, as they have been wanting to fuck the shit out of you for the longest.
the two of them were tired of getting stiff boners watching you walk through the apartment complex, bending over to pick up packages or simply jogging around in your small little outfits; while they shared their daily cigarette. and just like they watched you, you watched them. toji, the one with those hypnotizing green eyes, lived right next door to you; and you could hear everything that went on in his place—and you knew what how good he was.
as for shiu, he lived across the hall from the both of you and would always be at his best friend toji’s house. you weren’t strangers, but after today you would be more than acquaintances.
“when are you gonna stop talking to that camera and come over here, so we could fuck that pretty little mouth of yours?” toji’s deep—panty wetting voice alerted you and your plump lips contorted into a smile. “mmm, can’t keep them waiting. enjoy the show~” you reached behind and unclasped your bra, showing off your plump breasts—before getting up from your plush seat.
sashaying over to your bed, where the two half–naked men awaited, you kicked off your heels and joined them on your king sized bed; pulling toji into a kiss while you reached over and palmed shiu through his briefs. the kiss immediately became hot and sloppy as he pushed his tongue into your mouth, dominating you with ease. freeing shiu from his underwear, you stroked him—his precum sticking to your hand as you moved.
he grunted as he watched you give him the best hand job he had ever received. your manicured hand was soft and your grip around his thick eight inches had him bucking his hips up; wanting more. breaking away from your kiss with toji, you used your one free hand to pull off your soaked panties, tossing it aside; before squatting down on toji’s clothed bulge.
“not wasting any time, are we? guess we really gotta fuck you good now” toji chuckled, grabbing you by your plush thighs and hoisting you onto his face; planting your wet cunt onto his scarred lips—which made you lose your grip on shiu’s cock. a loud moan left your tongue, as toji swirled his on your throbbing clit—sucking and slurping on the swollen bud; your eyes closing shut from the pleasure. but, you had completely forgotten about shiu. that is until you felt his fat tip being smacked onto your plump lips.
his precum became smeared on your lips as he rubbed himself on your mouth, before pushing his way inside of your warm—wet mouth. “shit..” he breathed out while you didn’t hesitate to slobber all over his girth, your moans vibrating against him while toji continued to pleasure you with his tongue.
you started off with using one hand to grip shiu’s cock while you frenched it, tongue swirling around his tip and underneath his cock—causing a low moan to leave his mouth. the way your mouth felt was so euphoric for him. the way your cheeks puffed up and suctioned as you took him, the way your sex filled eyes were brimming with tears and the way spit pooled out the corners of your mouth; had driven him to insanity.
your eyes widened even more when you felt shiu’s big hands grip the sides of your head and push you further onto his cock, making his tip hit the back of your mouth; stuffing you completely. he didn’t let you get used to his roughness, he slammed his hips into your chin; fucking your mouth to his liking.
“yeah, take it like a good little slut—fuck, no hands.” your hands fell to your sides while he proceeded to make a mess out of your mouth. he was so rough, it made your head spin. the more he pumped his fat dick inside, the more your desire increased and everything about his cock turned you on. the smell, the taste and the shape made you hornier; and your throat slowly relaxed—allowing him to push himself deeper inside.
your face was so fucked out and sloppy, coated with slobber as he continued to make your mouth his personal fuck toy. some might find this to be dirty, but he found it arousing—so arousing that he was going to cum real soon, and you knew it too. your clit was pulsating uncontrollably in toji’s mouth. your sweet juices flowing out and into his mouth while he happily lapped them up, dipping his tongue in and out of your hole; building up your orgasm as well.
you couldn’t help but moan and grind your hips on his face, adding some more stimulation to your clit. “shit, y/n—g’na cum in that pretty little mouth,” and a few seconds later he did. he painted the inside of your mouth white, the taste and the warmth only made you want to swallow it and hopefully milk him for more. you wanted to keep sucking, but he pulled out of you with a pop. finally able to breathe right, you gasped and let out a loud moan, as toji sucked on your clit hard; causing you to cum right on his mouth.
“oh f-fuck!~” toji gripped the fat of your ass while you grinded against him, cumming hard all over his face. licking every last bit of your cum, toji pulled you off of his face and pressed his lips onto yours—the mixture of your cum and shiu’s swirled around in your mouths—before the two of you separated, breathless.
shiu immediately grabbed you by your hips and placed you near the edge of the bed where he was standing at, pushing you into the doggystyle position. the sight of your ass was beyond sexy and he couldn’t help but dive his face in between your cheeks, his tongue and the hairs of his mustache tickled you, but it still felt so good. mewls spilled out of your mouth as shiu licked from your ass all the way down to your clit, sending you into a frenzy.
you never been pleased like this before and having your ass ate was such a new, thrilling experience and you craved more. you rocked your hips back onto his face, the fat of your ass smothering him which he loved. it was no doubt that shiu was an ass man.
while shiu pleased you from the back, toji decided to see how good your head game was. “how good is it?” toji asked his best friend, when he finally came up from air, alluding to your mouth. “way too damn good, toj. and fuck her mouth hard, she loves that.” hearing his best friend’s approval, the raven haired male pushed his fat—leaking tip into your mouth, groaning at the feeling.
his dick was so much fatter than shiu’s, your cheeks were spread past its normal size due to his thickness. he tasted so good too, you swirled your tongue and bobbed your head, sucking him like it was an ice pop on a hot sunny day. “too fucking good….shit, this bitch is g’na make me cum already,” toji grunted, pulling himself out of your mouth, so he wouldn’t cum too early before he could fuck your mouth like he wanted.
“told you,” shiu spoke before he stood up from his spot and grabbed his head, pushing it into your slick coated entrance. you couldn’t help but gasp as he stretched you out, which resulted in choking on toji’s cock. “dick too big mama, hm?—it’s alright, you can take it,” toji coached, one of his hands resting on your throat while he restarted to make a mess out of your mouth.
you were in pure bliss while the two men filled both sides of you. your cunt was drenched with your juices and your mouth ached in a way that you found pleasure in. these men were going to break you and you were loving every bit of it.
the pornographic sounds of shiu’s balls smacking your wet cunt, along with the slurping sounds you were making; filled the room the more the two men pounded both of your ends. your live stream was going crazy. it was dinging each time someone joined and subscribed; they were enjoying seeing you get dominated by two older men, and you were as well.
and that’s when you smelled the pungent smell of nicotine. you looked up at toji and saw a cigarette in his mouth, before he took a pull from it and reached over to hand it to shiu. the two of them were smoking while they ravaged you, and you couldn’t help but get turned on from it. “oh? did this just turn you on? seeing us smoke, while we fucked you?” shiu sent a smack to your ass, causing you to moan which vibrated around toji’s eight inches.
“you like that mama? here~” toji removed his cock from your mouth and blew some smoke in it, before a wad of his spit followed along with it. you swallowed it and moaned, sticking out your tongue for more; which made the male chuckle. “so fucking nasty,” he let out another drop into your mouth and shoved his cock right back in, his tip hitting the back of your mouth repeatedly.
shiu could feel how much your walls were clenching around him crazily and knew you were close, “cum for daddy baby, let daddy see how much this pretty pussy cums.” and it didn’t take much for you to let go afterwards. a few more hard strokes with his tip hitting your spot, you creamed around his dick—eyes rolling back in your head as you did. “shit—look so damn sexy when you cum….g’na cum too~” toji breathed out before he emptied his balls into your mouth, with you swallowing his load immediately after.
a trail of spit mixed with his cum followed once he pulled out and you let out a series of moans when you felt shiu’s cock repeatedly slam into your cunt—still sensitive from cumming. a warm filling sensation followed shortly, making your womb feel full with his cum before he pulled out as well.
you laid there breathless, stuffed with cum and a sore aching mouth; until you were flipped over onto your back—being met with toji’s green eyes once more. “my turn~,” he said with a smirk plastered onto his face, before he aligned his tip with your entrance and pushed himself in.
you couldn’t believe it. you were about to have your third orgasm for the night and you were completely fucked out and cock drunk. your cunt gushed as toji pounded into you, his cock stretching you and hitting your g-spot with each stroke. your hair was sweated out and all over the place, but you didn’t care—it was just another sign you were being fucked good.
shiu on the hand was playing with your tits. showing your hard sensitive buds some attention, leaning down to lick on them; while his cock brushed onto one of them. the stimulation sent jolts of electricity to your clit and you loved the feeling from it. “again…mmm do it again”
“where’s your manners, princess?” toji asked, spanking your clit; earning a whimper from you. “please….do it—….again, daddy~.” you locked eyes with shiu and he smirked, before he rubbed his cock against your nipples some more. “good girl”
you were overstimulated to say the least and you could feel your orgasm coming, the two of them were close behind as well. “think she can squirt?” toji asked his best friend, keeping his finger in your clit while he pounded you. shiu looked at your fucked out face and smirked, “definitely.” and he didn’t waste no time in trying to get you to squirt. he thumb swirled on your clit, while his strokes became harder; your orgasm coming at you hard.
“im cumming—im cumming!” you repeated, eyes rolling back into your head as you did and just like shiu said, a stream of clear liquid left your cunt—drenching toji and the sheets beneath you.
“fuck, that was hot. g’na cum too” shiu began stroking his cock, keeping his left hand on one of your breasts—before he painted them with a thick coat of white. and soon, toji was right behind the both of you. after a few more sloppy, hard strokes, your womb was filled once again—tummy full with both of their seeds.
you laid there dazed and out of breath, while shiu stroked your hair and lit up another cigarette. toji sat on the bed and began to massage your sensitive legs, so they wouldn’t be too sore the next day.
“good job mama. maybe next time we could do this again”
and you would definitely take him up on his offer, fucking them on and off camera again.
#toji x you#jujutsu kaisen toji fushiguro#jujutsu toji#toji fushiguro#toji zenin#jjk toji#dilf toji x y/n#toji smut#toji x reader#toji x y/n#shiu kong x y/n#shiu kong jjk#shiu kong x reader smut#shiu smut#kong shiu#shiu x reader#shiu x toji x reader#shiu and toji smut#jjk shiu#shiu kong#jujutsu kaisen toji#reader x jjk#jjk smut#nanivinsmoke
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Aah!! As the strange anon who requested Naoya. I gotta say I totally agree with these headcanons! You got him perfect lol basically a d**k..unless your super hot, don't speak and magically anticipate exactly what he wants when he wants it...in which case he's slightly less of a d**k. Ooh please do gojo headcanons now I'm addicted haha
lmfao strange anon 😭😭 but fr you’re right tho, naoya would usually be the type to say “you look prettier with your mouth shut, keep it that way”.
♡.°₊Satoru is the type of man to…ˎˊ˗
content: jjk headcanons; half sfw/half nsfw; afab!reader; i love my cutie patootie boo boo bear pookie blue eyed king gojo >.<!!
n/a: i love this man sm, I already kinda did hcs of him before, but they were mostly nsfw, so i really scratched my head to not repeat them as best as i could.
these are my hcs! feel free to agree or disagree :b any request/interaction supporting this post is very much appreciated <3
sfw ver! ୨ৎ
Satoru is the type of man to… have gifting as his love language. Aside from being extra clingy, he’s the type to gift you stuff at least twice a week. They’re mostly things that reminds him of you or that he thinks you’d like (even though he might fail sometimes when it comes to treats, since he has a sweet tooth it may or may not be too sweet for you).
Satoru is the type of man to… act sassy/petty when jealous. Satoru isn’t the type to make a scene (at least not directed to you) or generally be ill-tempered/insecure. However, whenever he sees someone who looks at you in a different way than the others or tries to engage in a conversation with you that seems too intimate to be friendly, Satoru is the type of man to walk up to you and hug you from behind, giving you neck kisses. While you may think him being overly cuddly with you is normal due to his clingy character, Satoru is doing all that on purpose to let whoever is ‘bothering’ you that you already have someone else, with a damn smug smile plastered on his face (and maintaining direct eye contact with the stranger).
giggled and kicked my feet while writing this.
Satoru is the type of man to… try new things for you. So it is more than obvious that Satoru is old money rich. Like this dude was RICH RICH and spoiled rotten since he was child, not to mention that he’s a special grade sorcerer (he basically gets bank as a salary), therefore he’s accustomed to getting the finest things, either for you or for himself. What may seem expensive to you is probably normal for him. That doesn’t mean he’s some type of snob or is condescending about middle and working class. Satoru would be the type of be slightly skeptical when you take him to a ‘not so high-end’ restaurant, but since it was a “spot you knew”, it must be good, right? Satoru would be surprised to know that the food in the less wealthy places is sometimes even better than his common luxurious michelin-starred restaurant.
sounds like a cute trope imo
Satoru is the type of man to… taking pictures of you without you realizing it. It’s a hidden hobby of his, he thinks you look prettier when you’re distracted. Satoru has certain photo albums in his phone gallery that require a password, that is because you’d probably be embarrassed if you ever found out, but he really likes them, in the least creepy way.
Satoru is the type of man to… pretend not to know certain things as long as he has something to approach you with. Despite being good at pretty much everything, Satoru will lie and pretend to be terrible at something you are specifically passionate about so that you can teach him because he loves to see you get excited about sharing your hobbies and likes with others. His subtle way of knowing about you and collecting information he needs for when he wants to ask you out.
nsfw ver! ୨ৎ
Satoru is the type of man to… have public sex. Whether it’s at home or at some expensive restaurant’s washroom, nothing will stop him from pounding his cock balls deep inside you, though the thought of getting caught being freaky in public always gets his adrenaline rushing and his cock throbbing.
Satoru is the type of man to… have you modeling the lingerie he buys for you. He loves to see how excited you are to show him the little lingerie you bought with his card. But he loves it more when you thank him bouncing on his dick.
Satoru is the type of man to… have phone sex with you when he’s away. Due to his work, he has to sometimes to fly across Japan and this can take a few days before he comes back home. Satoru will call you late at night to ask how your day was then ask you to play with yourself, maybe even do a video call so he can see your pretty ‘o’ face.
Satoru is the type of man to… cover you in hickeys. He takes pride in letting everyone know he fucked you real good last night as well as to mark you as his. It also helps to keep other men from you, so he does this pretty often.
Satoru is the type of man to… fuck you in front of a mirror. Satoru likes to fuck you in doggy as well as to see your fucked out face, so he came up with the solution of placing a mirror in front of his bed so he can plunge his cock deep inside your walls just the way he likes and get to see you roll your eyes to the back of your head as he rearranges your guts. He also gets to look at himself and brag a little. (a little narcissistic from him if you ask me lmao)
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