#k bye 🐙

[silentgrim]

smidge late but i just got splatoon 3

[artdcnaldson]

Hello daddy kitten. I just had an absolute epiphany today and I need Art, Patrick, and the most popular and wanted girl at the academy to be in a fully public throuple. K thanks bye!!!

-🐙

THIS IS SO REALLLLL

and it would literally start because they both want you so bad and you can't pick so you just start dating both of them until you can pick! which turns out to multiple dates, which turns into sleepovers in their little dorm room. which turns into three way kissing and art and patrick learning how to share <3 which turns into them kissing all by themselves <3

and whenever one of you is mad at another you all make a joke about "picking" whoever you're not mad at <3 and it makes everyone mad every time

[islascafe]

WELP I WAS WONDERING WHAT WOUlD BE THE THING TO THROW ME OFF THE EDGE TODAY HERE IS IS

❝ 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍' 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐎𝐅 𝐀 𝐂𝐎𝐏 𝐂𝐀𝐑 ❞

★ PAIRING  : RINDOU HAITANI + BIMBO!READER

★ WARNINGS  : SMUT, car sex, public sex, fingering, hand job, vaginal sex, unprotected, creampie, alcohol, all characters are over 18, readers skin color is not mentioned

★ SUMMUARY :  you and rin got into some trouble in a bar and are now waiting for bonten to handle everything, but you and rin are a little tipsy and horny

"Fuck!" Rin yelped as he was flung into the back of the cop car with his handcuffs on.

You were already in the backseat waiting for him to also get in but he refused the whole time till they forced him.

The cops now went back into the Bar warning you that they will be right back.

"Everything okay, babes?" You asked concerned, he sat up and spit onto the window as the cops walked away.

The both of you were drinking when you were actually supposed to keep watch of "a person of interest" from another gang who could become a problem but when you, the vixen who was supposed to seduce the man, did exactly that.

rin was there to look out for you but since he was drinking the whole time while watching you feel up the strangers chest and inner thigh,

he started to get really irritated and came over to the both of you.

One thing led to another and a fight started. Rin broke his nose, right arm and his ribcage.

"Yeah m' fine. 'nd you?" He asked sitting up straight and leaning his head onto the seat with his cuffed hands in his lap, "yeah, i'm fine..cuffs are too tight though." You pouted

A suggestive smirk suddenly formed on his handsome features as his closed eyes opened again and looked at you "eh, s' not that bad, ya look hot with cuffs on" he chuckled turning his head to you and running his tongue along his bottom lip

You smirked back "are you flirting with me?" To which rin just shrugged and chuckled "i could be."

You scooted closer to him and your face hovered over his, both smirking at eachother before pushing your lips against his, rin pushed his tongue past your lips slowly. He tasted like a cola and vodka mix, you tasted like sweet strawberry Champagne.

Rins hand slid under your pretty and short dress to then pull your thong down and run his thick fingers along your already wet slit.

He broke the kiss to say "did me breaking someones bones make ya wet? Sick fuckin' bitch" he chuckled and grabbed your hand to place it on his very obvious erection over his pants "but then again..you make me hard by just lookin' at me with those puppy eyes of yours"

His fingers played with his belt and pants to let you slide your hand in his pants and get his cock out, neither of you gave a single fuck about that you are in a cop car right now, and the cops could come back any minute, you just cared about making eachother cum as fast and as hard as possible.

Your manicured hand began to stroke his shaft slowly but quickly sped up when rin prodded his fingers against your hole and slowly pushed them in, he let out a gutteral growl at how tight you were squeezing his digits.

Rindou quickly sped his fingers up and started fucking your cunt with his fingers before pulling you over his kap to take his fingers out and Position his cock at your twitching entrance "you sure, baby?" He rasped and looked up at you through his bangs

You nodded biting your lip. Rin then proceeded to slam your hips down onto his lap, you moaned out in pain, but that pain quickly turned into pleasure once rin started to thrust his hips up into you.

"Mmhh..fuckk..tight fuckin' pussy's squeezin' me so tight" he groaned watching his thick lenght disapear into your pussy, rin bit his bottom lip as his hands grabbed the soft flesh of your ass before slapping it "you sound so cute when you're desperate, dolly" he smirked but you suddenly clenched down on him, making him scratch the seats as a sharp his left his mouth

"H-harder, rinnie- ah!" You didn't even need to tell him cause he would've gone harder anyway, rin slammed you down into the leather seat and started fucking you like a feral dog.

Rindou drank a lot, but the upside was that he fucked you harder when he did. Your long nails started scratching at his jacket while you tried to hold your orgasm back but the way rin was able to hit that specific spot inside you made your toes curl in your pretty platform heels.

"R-RIN- G-GONNA-" you choked out before rin grabbed your face to roughly kiss you "i know baby..fuck..gonna cum too" he gave you another quick but wet kiss in the lips "promise you'll keep my cum inside that pretty pussy of yours, yeah?" He requested completely out of breath

You were already too fucked out to properly answer, so you just nodded as your eyes rolled back and your mouth hung open without a single Sound except some little squeeks coming out as you soaked the car seat in your fluids.

Rindou grinned with half lidded eyes "good fuckin' girl..so good for me- hng- fuck, fuck!" The lilac haired man above you cursed as his hips kept slamming into you until his hot seed filled your tummy.

Your cunt kept clenching, to milk him of everything he's got.

Rin pulled out and slumped down next to you, both breathing heavily. As rin ran a hand through his hairline to wipe of some sweat he looked out of the windou to see his brother smirking and sanzu looking at him in disgust. Rindou flinched and frantically put his dick back into his pants.

Ran opened the car door as you just laid there still not really down from your high, legs spread on the seat as rindou's cum was oozing out of your abused hole.

Ran bit his lip at how hot you looked right now before looking back at his brother "seeing your dick was disturbing but y/n made up for it" sanzu sneaked a peak and it didn't take even a second for him to get hard too.

"Now get the fuck out, we took care of the cops"

Rindou looked at you and took off his jacked to put it over you and carry you to sanzu's car.

When you two are back home rin will run you a bath and take some more care of you <33

[queenalixa]

To me, it is blue.

So back Story: I dyed my hair blonde... well... I tried... and now it's overall white, I repeat, it's white, but you can see my blue hair trough it and some people are telling me it looks "green" somehow (I can't see anything green there tho but why not) So on my Snapchat I'm always posting pictures of my side profile (you can literally just see my hair) and always, like ALWAYS, put some lyrics with it. Today, I did the same as always with the lyrics of Code Kunst "Born from the Blue" (I recommend it, it's awesome) and wrote "Is it white, is it green? To me, it is blue. ~Code Kunst 🐙💝" THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WROTE. One of my friends texted me some minutes later, telling me, with the picture in in. "You know what's funny? I'll dye my hair green next month" I was just like "k why not, good luck because it probably won't turn out as excepted" I were so confused why he randomly texted me this on THIS picture, so I asked. And he was liked "you stupid? You just said that you can't see anything green and white in your hair, just blue." And that was the moment I realized what I just did. He thought that the lyrics were meant to be about my hair, and as I told him that these were lyrics (I mean, I even wrote the singer's behind it) he was like "lol, didn't even see that" So that's the story of how I realized that Code Kunst has wrote a song about my hair and I feel pretty awesome rn, don't judge, just love this story K Bye. Random gif of fire water just because... because I can.