#jxngsterunterboss

[nlngrhmn]

@jxngsterunterboss​ said: “ What if I kill you and you kill me at the same time? ”

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“ Well, we’d have to check... “

“ But what if there was third or fourth Dazai standing in room? “

[kxramczov]

jxngsterunterboss replied to your post: “Why don’t you just all kill one another and be...

“ Awww, won’t you be missing us when we’re gone? ”

“Are you trying to flatter yourself or are you simply dimmer than I thought you were?”

[alternxs]

@jxngsterunterboss​ liked for a starter. || Status: Accepting

A drawl stare met the young executive, caution dancing with hostility as she kept her eyes solely on Dazai. He was one of the few people who’s response towards her take over that she couldn’t guess... and when it came to Port Mafia, let alone Dazai that was dangerous.

Which is why once those bold enough to take issue with her uprising public were silenced she had Dazai summoned to what was now her office.

“So Dazai, can I expect you to play nicely with this change of leadership?” Her question a mere formality rather than any notion that she would believe a word he said. “And before you open your mouth, do remember, I do not have the soft spot Mori had for you.”

[somegremlin-archive3]

Anonymous   asked:    Gives Yumeno a death note. Have fun!

          IMMEDIATELY   WRITES   DAZAI   OSAMU   (   @jxngsterunterboss​   )   ON   IT

[diverse-hearts-a]

@jxngsterunterboss​ continued from [X]

[Text] I think I may be a little [Text] Drunk [Text] Ango went home a while ago [Text] I just stayed here... [Text] Lost in thoughts - lots of thoughts [Text] Do you know I love you?

[somegremlin-archive2]

Presented with absolutely no context except that @jxngsterunterboss​ did this.

[lunartxger]

@florabled​ said:❣️❣️❣️!!

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@ruinneux​ said: ❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️ / YEEEESSS QUALITY SUSHI.

     i will now lay my life for all of you this instance. be prepared for me to love you until i somehow find a way to run out of things to say. you all have awesome muses & you all write them really well too. so everyone right here is quality.

send ❣️ if you think my muse is well-written!

[voskreshat]

The executive shows up and leaves a puppy for him. He has no use for dogs so better give it to someone who likes them!

@jxngsterunterboss

❝ Prevoskhodno!! ❞  He could hug this man for making this day one of the greatest days in history, but he’d much rather occupy his arms with the puppy given to him. The smile on his face couldn’t be removed now as he buried it in the puppy’s fur, smothering it with kisses and nuzzles. 

[bldscrm]

@jxngsterunterboss powiedział(a): 👄 || Kisses ||

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    It was her usual night at the job, nothing special. Just flirt her way into someone’s heart and on the way out just get rid of him. Those were just meaningless words after all. Though she knew that Dazai was around as he wasn’t big fan of her doing this to diffrent people, but it was just a job and well paid one. Still she was from time to time under pretext of stretching she was looking out for where he was, to show she didn’t forget about him.     There was no signing up for him to suddenly appear right in front of her and pulling her into the kiss thou. Even if begining was bit awkward from her side as it was a bit of shock, soon she melted into it fully. Arms quickly ended up wrapped around his shoulders. Despite everyone around, she took sweet time to enjoy the experience.     Moment she started to lack air, woman broke kiss and looked away though it didn’t much help as pretty much her whole face was red and whole confident persona used to charm, now confused and probably heartbroken, victim was gone, all there was left is a blushing mess.

    “Y-you really e-enjoy making my job h-harder, don’t y-you?” Nadya shared one more short kiss with him, before her face was completely hidden in his chest, to at least partially hide her embarrassment in front of everyone there. “W-warn me next t-time... O-or wait until I-I’m done..” _____________________________________________________________ 

[frthtntdsrrw]

@jxngsterunterboss said: "I disagree on the bitch part. You're a bigger bitch than just 4 percent."

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“I could say same about you, 4 percent for you is also awfully low. At least baby one was more accurate for you.”

[escourtesan]

"Kouyou-san! I'm very sorry about what I said. Please don't hurt me. You're not old."

@jxngsterunterboss“  unprompted  “ ;; always accepting

❝ For someone who is suppose to be sorry, you sure are mentioning it more often than it should be mentioned. ❞

[nullcfied-moved]

" Of all the different versions of us I'm the best looking one~ Young and handsome not like you "

--- Dazai leaves a hand on one of the young Dazai’s shoulders and smiles at him.

        ❝ Shut up, I’m better. ♥ ❞

[kxramczov]

@jxngsterunterboss asked " Aw, Fyo-kun! You're almost adorable as a bunny. " He's laughing about it, don't mind him. //sORRY I JUST HAD TO

“I never recalled asking your opinion Dazai.” And he is thinking of just how to finally off Dazai. “Do you not have someone else to terrorize?”

[chijouku]

Dazai wants to give the dog some magic mushrooms as well so he gets closer to him. "Want some?"

I’m a dog not stupid. 

[somegremlin-archive3]

@jxngsterunterboss​ asked:  " Q, have you seen my eyebrows? I lost them again. "

          ‘ I think they FLEW OFF a cliff ! Maybe you should try to jump after them ? ‘

[diverse-hearts-a]

@jxngsterunterboss continued from [X]

There was a lot of natural curiosity when it came to the young male who he’d once helped out of a rather dire situation. Back then, he would never have been able to put into words, what it was that had drawn him towards the other. Like a moth to a flame, there was this feeling of caution that had burned inside his chest from the first moment lavender had fallen into deep brown voids. It was not only the pool of blood by this mans side that had informed him of his broken manner. His eyes carried within them, the look of the dead - a dark void that seemed to have no end, which pulled him closer to the other and made him reach out to help the stranger. This was some sign. Sent to let him know that this boy would be needed to shape the new world to come. How he quite fit into that role, was a detail that Fyodor was still attempting to work out.  By this point, he was aware that Dazai had an intelligence that rivalled his own, had his own unique take on the broken state of the world around them, someone who seemed to understand that things could not remain as they currently stood but with the patience and intelligence to not ask too many questions, to know when to observe and when to advice. He’d found his company surprisingly enjoyable. If he was not the right hand man for an enemy, perhaps he could had sat next to the New World’s God instead.  “Why do you remain in an environment that brings out pain?”, he’d pulled himself to his feet and walked over to the side of the room, pouring out a cup of tea for the both of them, “You don’t strike me as the type of fool to serve in name of loyalty...so there must be something that keeps you locked there...something or someone whom you care for, perhaps?”