#justyourneighborhoodwhore

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I Made a SW Twitter

www.twitter.com/manicpixiedreamwhore

Also made a big kids blog

www.manicpixiedreamwhore.com

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Harley Quinn and Poison Ivt

uhhh I know like next to nothing about either one, so have some generic girl power fighting songs?

Kiss With a Fist by Florence + the Machine

Warsaw by Dessa

Gold Guns Girls by Metric

Bulletproof by La Roux

Tiptoe by Imagine Dragons

Dangerous and Moving by Tatu

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Since I have a thing for older men....

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Last Night

So I was in Windsor, partying with my gal and we ended up (stupidly) going home with some guys. I was so drunk and NOT turned on, and demanded lube. So this motherfucker goes into the kitchen, comes back, and tries to convince me that the chicken grease he put on his junk is lube. First of all, how dumb do you think I am? I do t want that shit inside me. Also, OIL FUCKS WITH CONDOMS.

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Cleveland POT

So I'm talking to a POT from SA about visiting his town. I mention I have a friend who I've been meaning to visit who lives there (I do). And he tells me to let him know if there is anything he can do to make my trip happen! I mean I'm guessing that is him offering to help me out $$$, but idk. I think we need a few phone conversations before that happens. Cuz like, I don't wanna give him my real name and info and stuff. Delta gift cards maybe? Are there any SBs/SWs in Cleveland on here? I would love to connect with you! Also, I'm thinking about doing some in calls in my hotel on my downtime. What is the Cleveland escort scene like?

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Conversation between me and Tomcat today. 🍧

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Guys with Beards

I have a huge beard fetish. The only bad thing about fucking too many guys with beards is that making out with them gives me a dry-ass chin.

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Conversation with the ex. We both work at the same place (I got him the job), and now he is whining to me. Oh they are not super nice to you anymore? That's probably because they either a: think you are a dick for breaking up with me, or b: are a dick because I broke up with you. Glad to hear my coworkers are so loyal. In reality they probably just like gossip or he is being paranoid (one of the reason I broke up with him in the first place).

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Welp, apparently there are Craigslist trolls. He stopped responding (I guess I shut him up).

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So I found a former coworker I used to have a crush on on tinder. And he swiped right! Gah!!!! 🙈😳😍💁🏼

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Ah, fragile masculinity. How cute.

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Either Amazon is confused or my lingerie addiction has taken over. And apparently I brass-knuckle people in the office too.

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See what I have to put up with? Assholes.

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Watching the Notorious Daughter of Fanny Hill

I definitely have encountered some clients like that. Never let them know how awkward they are.