#justmedicalthings

[fierce-n-fearless]

What I thought going into medicine would entail:

- family and friends congratulating me on making it through medical school

- parents bragging to their work friends that I save lives or some shit

- calling me a ‘doctor’ in front of grandunits because they don’t get what I really do

What actually getting into medicine entails:

- Three of my guy friends calling me up in the last 2 months being like ‘dude, my balls hurt’

- Mom’s coworker texting her to ask me about her lab results because she has some concerns and knew I was home

- SIL sending me copious numbers of imaging and asking me why her spine looks like that

[screenshotthings]

POSTOPERATIVE DIAGNOSIS: Congenital hydrocephalus.

CLINICAL HISTORY: The patient is a 2-month-old boy who was born and was IUGR. He did well for the first several weeks; however, he then developed a large head.

[made-in-february-96]

Mikor a könyvtárban ülsz, és a koponyát kéne tanulnod, de az egyetlen dolog, amit pontosan memorizáltál az a szemben ülő, ismeretlen srác arcának mindegy egyes négyzetcentimétere.

[saa-aham]

Tfw when you've been studying anatomy so much that you dream about blood vessels

@neato-ft sound familiar xD?

[mo-nighean--donn]

According to @__yandere this is how ramen is made... 🍜🍜🍜 #shariyourgross #justmedicalthings #ramen #premedlife

[poeticdifference]

Anatomy be like, We don’t have enough names bruh. Let’s name the same fucking artery subclavian, axillary and brachial. No medical student ever: cool bruh. I didnt have enough information to drown me already.

[maniacfoiable]

Ahhh now I can sleep.

That feeling of satisfaction when you wrap your head around the leukemias and lymphomas.