#justice for himbo jake
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He definitely deserved more! His conversation with Emma when he’s infected breaks my heart!
Jacob deserved more character development‼️‼️ I feel like the game just made him the guilty and clingy one but didn't give him a chance to actually grow, he had SO much potential. A lot of players didn't really try to understand him either.
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my friend whos like halfway through act 5 rated all the pesterquest sprites on sexyness, here:
Sexy ratings
Alive aradia 2/10 "cute not sexy"
Dead aradia 5/10 "still not sexy enough but sexier"
Dave 6/10 "cool, not really sexy"
Dirk 9/10 "very sexy"
Doc scratch 9/10 "hes in a suit"
Equius 6.5/10 "eeh hes a himbo, sexier than dave"
Eridan 9/10 "look at that man, hes sexy, i can't explain myself, i feel no shame"
Feferi 3/10 "too cute to be sexy"
Gamzee 2/10 "not calling him sexy is a sin, friend would kill me, but hes not scary enough to be sexy"
Jade 2/10 "a woman with a gun is hot, she looks like a danganrompa character"
Jake 1/10 "thats not sexy, stop, he has nothing going for him"
Jane 2/10 "shes just evil, minus three points for becoming a fascist"
John 4/10 "kind of sexy -1 for beglepus, sexiest human (minus strilondes)"
Kanaya 14/10 "+2 for chainsaw +1 for fashion +1 for makeup"
Karkat 3/10 "is he ok? kinda cute, tiny"
Nepeta 7/10 "she looks like she coukd kill me +3, get you a woman who can do both"
Rose 5/10 "shes killing it in that raincoat,-1 for alcohol not cool"
Roxy 7/10 "-1 for alchol not cool kids"
Sollux 7/10 "he looks really crusty, +1 for smile, too crusty"
Tavros 1/10 "adorable, my son so i cant rate him"
Terezi 9/10 "there is a knife at the end of her cain thats hot, i dont need to explain myself"
Ult dirk 10/10 "idk muscles"
Vriska 6/10 "-2 points for murder not cool, girlbossed too much"
Dave (candy) 7/10 "would have a higher score if he was shirtless"
Marvus 10/10 "look at those tiddies!"
Mom rose 8/10 "she can fight! Unethical science vibes, weapons are great, milf"
Mom roxy 7/10 "sprites dont do her justice"
Mspa reader 2/10 "look at that little boi!"
Parting words: "i have no shame"
#homestuck#like everyone#kanaya maryam#karkat vantas#equius#jade harley#john egbert#rose lalonde#dave strider#dirk strider#ult dirk#jake english#jane crocker#and more#idk#also we're both like fifteen#i case you wanted to try to say something about it being weird
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[ALEX FITZALAN, CISMALE, HE/HIM] have you seen TERRENCE BRADDOCK-KENNEDY around sedona? TERRENCE is a CRIMINAL JUSTICE MAJOR AT SCC, but they're also THE LEADER in the sedona sleuths, so you've probably seen them around the firehouse shed. they're known for being ADVENTUROUS and CHARMING, but they're also known to be NAIVE and IMMATURE. when they're not at the shed, i can usually find them at JENNY'S. i can always recognize them by their (high school yearbook filled to the brim with signatures, conspiracy board with red yarn, old photos hung up that refuse to be taken down, bag that's never been cleaned out, shouting loudly about demons in the local diner).
[ THE LEADER: This role is the glue of the group, the one who holds everything together. They’re probably the planner and organizer, and the one to say, “Let’s split up!” Their role has emerged naturally over time. ]
STATS
Name: Terrence Braddock-Kennedy
Age: 21
Gender: Cismale
Pronouns: He/him
Sexuality: Pansexual
Personality Type: ENFJ
SCC Major: Criminal Justice
Jenny’s Diner Order: Cheeseburger deluxe w/ waffle fries and a rootbeer float
Similar characters: Fred Jones, Jake Peralta, Steve Harrington, Dipper Pines, Michael Kelso, Fox Mulder
ABOUT
FULL BIO CAN BE FOUND HERE
Terrence’s grandfather, Stan, is the town crazy dude who has this weird cabin in the woods and believes in Moth Man. He’s a survivalist though, so his mom, Reggie, ended up being super into outdoorsy stuff. She’s now the local park ranger and will take people on hikes.
Reggie met Terrence’s other mom, Gemma (who is the local high school drama teacher), and they fell in love. Kansas ain’t that cool with lesbians though so they hadda go through some shit. They eventually adopted Terrence and his younger sister Ava & now they’re a happy family!
Terrence loved hearing conspiracy stuff and scary stories from his grandfather and his mom. He started loving mysteries because of it and started helping people around town with small tasks and unsolved things. He was super charming so everyone liked him as long as no one brought up his weird family or two moms.
He’s super nice to everyone and is always willing to help with anything. He’d drop whatever he was doing to lend a hand.
Eventually helped form the Sedona Sleuths and was deemed The Leader. He’s always coming up with the big plans and helping to keep everyone from killing each other. He loves his friends a lot and would legit die for any of them.
He can kind of be selfish and immature sometimes though without realizing it. He means well always it’s just that he’s a dumb boy.
Is going to SCC for criminal justice and wants to become a police officer or detective one day. He basically wants Grimley’s job and doesn’t plan on ever leaving town.
Whenever anyone in the group implies that they’re leaving after graduation he gets super angry about it. The idea of the group breaking up is one of his biggest fears. Terrence is afraid one day everyone is going to go away and he’s going to be the only one left.
HEADCANONS
His sister, Ava, is 16 and goes to the local high school. They’re super close and if anything ever happened to her he’s lose it.
Even though Terrence is adopted, he says he doesn’t really care about finding out who his real parents are. In reality though, he’s just afraid to find out. Change is something he doesn’t like and the idea of his world turning upside scares him.
He’s closest with his mom Reggie. They go hiking and camping together every weekend that it’s nice out. Ava is closer to Gemma, but the whole family gets along equally.
Stan Braddock is NUTS but Terrence loves his grandpa. He thinks he’s the coolest person in town. One time he tried to teach Terrence how to hunt though until they both gave up and just decided to go back to his cabin and eat baked beans.
Terrence is totally against dating within the group and will give people a hard time for it. His motto is “don’t shit where you eat.”
He carries a backpack around with him that he’s arguably had since 8th grade. it’s so worn out and the group is convinced he’s never cleaned it out. He’s never seen without that or his field journal.
Terrence’s room is covered with newspaper clippings about their cases, a cork board where he puts his latest conspiracy theory down, and a shit ton of polaroids of him and his friends.
In high school he ran track and got a scholarship to a pretty good university away from town, but turned it down. Everyone thought he was insane for doing it and his coach beat the shit out of him with his clipboard when he heard he didn’t take the offer to go to SCC.
His mom made him do the school plays in high school so he probably roped others in the group into doing it with him.
He drives a really nice car and it’s like the only thing he ever keeps clean.
Literally never sleeps. You can always find him at Jenny’s at like 3am drinking a milkshake and flipping through their latest case.
CONNECTIONS
ROMANTIC
ONE NIGHT STAND: Terrence is always preaching not to have relationships inside the group, which is why he had a full fledged freak out when he woke up hungover and naked next to this person. They’ve only hooked up once, but it was really fun. Terrence makes them swear to keep it a secret though for the sake of his credibility.
CRUSH: They grew up super close and are maybe even neighbors. Terrence constantly snuck over to their house in the middle of the night to hangout and talk on their roof. Terrence has a crush on them, and maybe they also feel the same way, but Terrence has made it clear that dating within the group can only go wrong. He hides his feelings for them, but he’s constantly laying awake at night thinking about them and there’s been a plethora of paragraph texts he’s sent to his confidant about how shiny their hair is. (taken by KARA)
CLUELESS CRUSH: The boy tends to unintentionally flirt with everyone so it’d not be a surprise if he accidentally caused someone in the group to develop a crush on him. He’d be really clueless that this person likes him and just assumes they’re really close friends. (taken by MILO)
FRIENDSHIP
BROS FOR LIFE: Typical bromance where they’re obnoxiously close. They’re unbashfully affectionate and people in the group probably had theories they might have been secretly dating at one point. They likely call each other “bro” and “babe” all these time & Terrence definitely has made them friendship bracelets. If they ever take them off then you know it’s a serious argument.
THE UNOFFICIAL 5TH BRADDOCK-KENNEDY MEMBER: Maybe someone with a bad family situation that would always come over to The Braddock-Kennedy house growing up? His moms are really cool and they’re all for taking kids when they’re in need. Terrence definitely tried to kick the shit out of whoever was making them show up to his house in tears a few times, but they talked him out of it. (taken by ELISE and DREW)
CHAOTIC STUPID: These two are responsible and okay by themselves, but when you put them together it’s pure chaotic energy. They probably go along with Terrence’s occasional not-so-smart plans while everyone else is screaming at them to not. The group can’t let them sit together anywhere or else the two won’t get any work done. Terrence refers to them as his second in command. (taken by NICK)
PINKY AND THE BRAIN: Terrence is kind of a himbo at times so I’d love him to have a best friend/ close friend that recognizes he’s an idiot, but loves him anyway. He makes them absolutely bonkers and roll their eyes constantly. They can drag him all they want, but as soon as someone else says shit about him then they’re swingin’. (taken by LEO)
CONFIDANT: Terrence goes to them for everything. They somehow have been cursed with receiving his 3am phone calls about his latest case breakthroughs, conspiracies, or about the person he has feelings for. They always take his calls anyway and know all his secrets. Terrence trusts all his friends but something about them makes him run to them first. (taken by NADINE)
NEGATIVE
COCKBLOCK: Two people that had/have strong feelings for each other and either dated or almost dated that Terrence completely WIGGED OUT on when he found out. He made the whole thing super dramatic and guilted them both into breaking up or to not pursue each other. There’s still some bad blood there that might eventually come to a head. This can also be added on to another connection.
TOXIC FRIENDSHIP: Someone that has expressed leaving Sedona after graduation and Terrence is NOT happy about it. They’re super close and Terrence absolutely makes it clear that he’d pull an immature move and not talk to them ever again if they leave. Whenever the subject is brought up Terrence suddenly gets really angry, but he doesn’t realize how toxic he’s really being. He means well, he’s just immature. This can also be added on to another connection.
RIVALS: Terrence doesn’t have a lot of people that dislike him, but these two can’t seem to stop fighting. The guy doesn’t NOT like the other though. In fact, he kind of finds their bickering endearing (even if they do question his authority constantly). Terrence will sometimes pick fights with them when he’s bored and some people in their group are even convinced it’s flirting. Terrence claims they’re frenemies, the other other claims he’s a pain in the ass, and the Sleuths all have a pool to when they’re both going to finally just make out. (taken by MAXINE)
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thank you so much for the tag fen!!!🫶🫶 ill do some non oscar characters this time lol😅 but top two has to stay the same and i am not sorry
1. marc spector + steven grant + jake lockley, moon knight
i love them all so so much. mk is what got me into oscar and theyre all so important to me:( literally just cant even be put into words.
2. robbie paulson, law and order: criminal intent (s5 ep18)
my girlfriend. ummm yea he is all i think about and god i wish there was more for him in general but fran (midgardian-witch, who also made that gif) has been the #1 source of sustenance and lord bless them
3. james buchanan "bucky" barnes, mcu
my man. my man my man. i can make myself cry on command if i think about bucky. i mean it. you think im joking. ill cry right now. im so insane about him there arent even words that could describe. he is just. so important to me. bucky. buggy. buck. :((((<3333 he means so much to me.
4. loki friggason, mcu
YES I SAID FRIGGASON AND YOU CANNOT EVEN ARGUE WITH ME WITH THIS. umm is this a bad time to admit i still havent watched any of loki or thor lat. i am. so sorry
5. joel miller, the last of us (hbo) + the last of us + the last of us part two
ah man i remember watching gameplays when part one came out way back in the day and joel has always been someone so important in so many ways in so many things to so many people including myself. i really did love the show and loved seeing all the recognizable/familiar things but also the different changes they made, and i really do think they did justice to the original media.
6. cloud strife, final fantasy 7 + final fantasy 7 remake + final fantasy 7 rebirth
CLOUDDDDDD I LOVE YOU SWEET TORMENTED HIMBO also ive been so behind on ff7 news and things lately aaaa god i miss them all so much:( need ps5 so bad STILL
7. charlie kelmeckis, the perks of being a wallflower
my infp twin (help us). i sobbed at both the book and the movie ending the first times i read and watched. and then again after rewatching (spiraled a bit not going to lie). need to rewatch and reread so badly,,, also that gif is real footage of me while putting this together rn (listening to deftones, mcr, and p!atd if ya care)
8. henry letham, stay
I FUCKIN LOVE STAYYYYYY the cinematography, editing, soundtrack and score, colouring, everything,,, so so good highly recommend. please watch it. i love it so much. hes literally me
9. felix catton, saltburn
me and my bestie watched this last week and man. what. what.. the fuck.. but it was so good imo. absolutely insane and not at all what you would expect (in most aspects), but i really enjoyed it. the cinematography, editing, colouring, styling, and setting was exactly the type of shit i loveeeee. soundtrack and score was great too. highly recommend, just uh. dont watch with family or anything. it will be bad.
10. tim laflour, senseless
um yea. i just love matthew lillard. and i need to look like that so badly.. and i need him as well.
IM SO SORRY I TALK SO MUCH I KNOW IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE A THING WHERE YOU YAP BUT I JUST GOTTA. I HAD TA. eek thanks if you read any of that lol and thanks again fen<3
also i am sorry i have no idea how to make it so the gif creator is like there under the gif so all credits go to all of those lovely people!!!!
no pressure tags!!-@spacecowboyhotch @eyelessfaces @ladywynne @libraryofwaterdeep
10 Fandoms/10 Characters/10 Tags
Thank you @steven-grants-world @mundivagantsoul @suddenlysteven @saturn-rings-writes for the tags! 😘
1. Marc/Steven/Jake
2. Special Agent Dana Katherine Scully
3. Captain Olivia Benson
4 and 5. Sam and Dean Winchester
6. Loki
7. Poe Dameron
8. General/Princess Leia Organa
9. Obi-Wan Kenobi
10. Special Agent Fox Mulder
Consider yourselves tagged I've seen most of my moots tagged already
#tag game#also i have the og ps3 version of tlou😁😁#thanks to my older brother lol#really fuckin sucks that neil is such a huge zionist though:/#BUT ANYWAYS#i have a type. tragic miserable and or himbo
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