#just want packige

[danielfuckingricciardo]

When it’s the festive season and you’re getting approximately 75 ppd (parcels per day) through your letterbox, but then you get a note saying you need to pay extra postage for one item 🙃🙃🙃

1. I don’t know what the item is, I have an idea but I could be totally wrong as I have a million things all scheduled to turn up this week.

2. They spelt my name wrong on the slip so if I get a particularly officious hag at the parcel depot they might not even allow me to collect it. Even though I will have ID. But since I don’t know which parcel it is I can’t summon up proof of postage 🙃🙃🙃

3. If it is what I think it is I paid enough for postage already as it is so an extra £2.50 is just taking the piss and I am going to go ape shittttt

In conclusion I may end up making another very angry post about post on Sunday which will change you opinion of me considerably. And I apologise in advance.

[edgepunk]

where is packige

[damnprecious]

I want my packige :(

[ehlnofay]

problem with buying things online is the anticipation. placed an order some hours ago and I’m dying about it. you mean to tell me it isn’t even shipping yet because I ordered it on a saturday. what is this

[malicemismanager]

Oh, I see, my packages getting delivered on mom's days off is just gonna be a thing then. Now I gotta wait til freaking Sunday to get my stuff. Why 😭

[jpegcompressor]

It Is The Third Of January And I Have Three Packages That Said They Would Be Here In January. Where Are They. I Demand My Packages.

[wariomolly]

they should make it so that the more a packages shipment tracking has been checked, the more faster it arrives. by just a little bit

[impossiblyfreshdonut]

USPS: your package should arrive march 13th

me:

[regiesgfreal]

''i did a good job, didn't i?''

You came bakc home after your groups practise with your group Eternal.your new song Born to be, brings in new comeback.the dance is so hard so came home all sweat and tired.

''babe you back?''said hyunjin while drawing in the living room.

''Mhhhm''you mumbeld while walking up stairs to take a shower.after you took a shower you gone down stairs with your underwear and hyunjin's shirt on only that's what hyunjin saw but you was having your bra on too.you found a med that would make you fall asleep easier.when hyunjin heard a sound of the med packige opened.you ran up to you and took them.

''what is this?''asked hyunjin while looking at you with wide open eyes

''read it jerk!''you said while drinking your med.he piced you up sitted on the kitchen table.then his lips get into your neck and his right hand touching you...(you understand), while his left hand going up your waist.he lookes at with confused look after understanding that you wear bra, cause he thought you didn't wore it.

''bra on?'' asked hyunjin while you was sitting with serious face looking into his eyes.''fuck you!''you answered.''stop playing with me!what is happening?''hyung asked.''idk?what''s up with me.''you said.and then you took your shirt off and take you bra of.''bleed me dry, like a gdamn vampire.''you singed and hyunjin smiled.then his lips joined you.

after a few seconds kissing hyunjin took you to your room and turn on the red lights (not like song).he turned you with you tummy in the bed.and then hyunjin lean to your ear and says''i want you so bad!''.and then everything likea heaven.his fingers entered you first.and then you heard sound of his belt opening and taken off.you turn around to him and smile when u saw you boyfriend ready o enter you.

slowely but smooth he moved you legs up keeping his hands on your knees.he tok his right hand off to help his dick enter you.when he enters you you gave little moan.when his dick was going in and out with giving you speed.

10 mins later

the bed stopped from kicking the wall and it's a sigh that he finished you finished too.he standet out of the bed after he give a little cum into you, you looked at all sweat hyunjin with his head at the back with his eyes closed.''i did a god job, didn't i?''said hyunji before opening his eyes wide open afetr what you said.

''you think about somebody else!''you said while standing up to went to the bathroom to have another shower.''no, i am not!''said hyunjin walking behind you.you desidet to just wash your face for now.''c'mon we talked about it a lot of times.if you with me you never close your eyes after or in the time of sex!''you said while taking water out of your face with towel.

''it's yeji right?''you said while turning facing hyunjin.''you motherfucker!how dare you do that to me!i new you wasn't practising when you were practising alone!you son of a bitch!''you said yelling and hitting hyunjin's chest.you started crying so bed.hyunjin was hugging you.''shhhhhhhh!i wasn't thinking sbout somebody else alright!i was closing my eyes because of the heave you give me''said hyunjin while picking u up.

In cople of weeks

You was feeling so bed so you decidet to do a pregnancy test.

2 min later

''oh no!''you said right before hyunjin walks into the bathroom and hug you in the back.''what's wr-''he didn't finish because he saw pregnancy positive test in your hands.he turned you around and looked at your with his eyes wide open.''i am going to be a father!yessss!''said hyunjin.u laughed.

It was girl you named her summer or in korea Yuna

[otterandterrier]

WHY JOIN THE HAN/LEIA HOLIDAY EXCHANGE & WHAT TO EXPECT

hello good fellows of han/leia leanings, as a recent mod and long-time participant of the Holiday Exchange™️, I thought I'd do a bit of propaganda to convince you to join us!!

look at them. just look at them. a whole love fest just for them. isn't that super neat??

you should join us if you:

love writing han/leia fic, duh!

are able to write a fic in a month!

enjoy writing for someone else!

enjoy getting fic as a gift!

what to expect:

you need to fill out a sign-up form on ao3 with your likes, dislikes and a few prompts 📝

prompts are mandatory!! doesn't mean your author will HAVE to stick to them, but its tremendously helpful to have a starting point rather than have someone say "I just like anything" (no you don't!)

the mods will look at all the submissions and pair people up! we're very good at it. ofc mods can't guarantee your author will be your literal soulmate who you match with in everything, but we guarantee that you will match on something enough for them to want to write for you! 💞

getting your assignment is so exciting!! this type of challenge is ideal for people who enjoy/are able to a) write for a prompt and b) figure people out. you get to see what your recipient likes and dislikes, which will be more or less aligned with what you said you liked and disliked! 😯

and THEN. you get to send them anon asks to complement that information and sort out your fic ideas!

and you get to make a friend, possibly?? sending your recipient at least one ask is also not optional, but I promise it's so much fun, you should send asks regularly, it makes people happy! 💌

writing time! not much we can do about that, but mods are always happy to chat about your ideas if you need a sounding board or a little cheerleading

YOU GET A GIFT, YOU GET A GIFT, EVERYBODY GETS A GIFT! do you get a high from ao3 comment emails?? from purchase deliveries?? THIS IS LIKE THAT. packige 💝

because the thing about this challenge is that after all your hard work for someone else, you get something too! through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have and receive 😌

"wait do you mean to tell me nobody ever drops out and leaves their recipient hanging?" 🤔 sometimes that happens yes... but that's what pinch hitters are for!! it might take you a little longer, but you will get your present. I guarantee that you will be satisfied, 'cause your satisfaction is our guarantee. we guarantee it.

gifts are anonymous for a little while!! so that's ANOTHER fun part, you get to enjoy all the fics and try to guess who might have written what! 👀

"do you promise I'll like my gift? 🤨" FRIEND IT'S A FREE GIFT TAILORED TO YOU!! at the very least you will not hate it! promise!

anyway that's pretty much it! sign-ups close on december 8th, so don't delay! eternal happiness is only a dollar a sign-up form away

(and now you don't have to put up with tv show quotes from me anymore)

[damnprecious]

me, not unlike Gollum, when the delivery of my packige was delayed Again: pACKIGEEEE

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

hi Saturnday! I don’t have any questions but I really wanted to say hi and that I love you

:D hi! I just made the :D face irl lol. It's so nice to see you! The packige was returned to sender but i'm going to try to get my dad to put it in a bigger box and try again

[polybius3d]

art fight is so funny bc when I have nothing to do I'm just refreshing the page looking for a new attack like

I KNOW ATTACKS AREN'T GONNA COME IN BUT. I WANT PACKIGE....

[ventithedrunkbardehe]

Heyyyy does your request is still open? Can I request Takayuki Mima x M!reader small height reader? And M!reader always fell in love whenever he does HAAHAHAHAHHAHSHAH. He's so cool, I can't help it hide my face with my two hands and is from Cool Doji Danshi

Please and thank you, Oh and If It's closed then you can ignore this message or delete it.

Gotta forget this ask when I no longer remember it lol

Hello hello! Yes the requests are still open ;) So then

Takayuki Mima x short M!Reader

It was just another ordinary day. You were in the kitchen making a suprise breakfast for the still sleeping Mima. The cooking was going smoothly, until you ran into a bit of a problem. One of the ingredient that you needed was on the tallest section of the shelf and to amke it worse it was at the back of it. You tought of different methods to get it off but you just couldn't really reach it. Pulling a chair there? You still didn't reach it. Standing up on the cupboard? That would be too dangerous. Maybe grab something to help you reach the stuff you need? If you knock it over the condiment might spill out since you forgot to turn the lid back to 'close'. So you just sat down on the chair thinking what could you do. 'Should I wake him up?... No that's not a good idea, he always need to wake up early for work, so he should get his rest plus I would blow my suprise away... but ahh... I don't really have another choice... but I-' - You tought to yourself as you heard the bedroom door open. Mima came out of the bedroom walking up to you to see what you were doing. "Good morning Takayuki!" - You said cheerfully as you tried to cover the still not done suprise breakfast. "Good morning." - He said with a tired voice. "What are you doing? It smells good..." - He asked as he looked over your head. "Ahh are you making my favourite" "Hahh... it was supposed be a suprise for you but I guess I failed" - You said it in a defeated tone. "Actually emm... could you help me with something?" - You asked as you stepped away from the half done food. "Mhm. What do you need help with?" - He asked as he watched you go to your new enemy, the shelf. "Could you get that down for me?" - You pointed to the condiment that you were fighting for almost 30 mins now to get. "Yes." - He said as he reached in the shelf to get what you asked for. But his clumsiness has entered the chat and he knocked it over. You watched it in pain as he took the empty little container. There wasn't much left in it but you didn't think that you'd need to buy aa new one that day. "Ah... sorry I'll buy a new one." - He said as he turned to your shared bedroom. A few minutes later he came out all dressed and went down to the shop. While you were still standing in the same place watching him leave. As he left you cleaned the shelf looking at the wasted condiment. You shook your head as you smiled and tought to yourself 'Ahh... how can he be so cool evn when he's clumsy. F*ck... I love him.'

After a few minutes Mima has returned. He put down the little container of the spice he bought. You looked at it and facepalmed a bit. "D-dear... t-this is not what we need..." - You looked up at him trying to smile the pain away. "Hm?" - He looked at you then to the spice. "Ah.. sorry they have similar packiging. I'll go back." - He said as he turned to the door, but you grabbed his hand pulling him back. "I'll go to the shop, okay? You can pack those back to the shelf if you want to." - You sighed to yourself as you got your money and put on your coat. As you left the flat and after you closed the door, you squatted down hiding your smiling and blushed face in your hands.

I hope you guys enjoyed the fic. I don't know what could be Mima's fav food, I don't really think/ remember it being mentiond in the manga T - T. So I'll leave it up to your guys' imagination :'). Anyways, have a nice day/ afternoon/ night/ evening! Bye byeee! <3

[cornflowercanine]

guess what i got yesterdayyyyyyy :D

talkin a8t them;

sooo they arrived on the 28th, tracking said 'retention' and i was like hm idk what that means ill just w8 :)! and then while glancing at the faq for the site i got em from i saw If theyre in retention Please contact your local postal service. and i was like oh shit

so i went to the ups we8site and went to package tracking and !! i could schedule a redelivery online!! i didnt have to call anyone!!! Y333AAAAAAAHHH i scheduled the redilvery for friday, went w8 shit i work on friday, rescheduled for saturday (i get w33kends off n__n), IT CAME ON FRIDAY WHILE I WAS AT WORK ANYWAY?!?!?!?!!

and then when i got home i found out that.. for context my roomm8 has a camera that turns on and records when someones at the front door and sends him a notif a8t it, he s33s the postman ringing the door8ell over and over, no8odys home, he starts to walk away with the package, and roomm8 presses a 8utton that says 'talk' which hes never done 8efore, goes hey can you hear me. postman walks 8ack, goes yeah, ive got an international package here. roomm8 says smth idr what. postman goes well you can watch me sign it and thats good enough roomm8 goes yeah awesome

SO NOW I HAVE PACKIG OF FIRST EVER ANIME MERCHES I GOT MYSELF :D!!! i cant say their names due to this post can show up in search 8ut

the figma is sooooo cute ;__; i made her jumping for joy with her gun cause its Really fucking funny to me. and she sits at the side of my desk and is pointing her gun At Me when i sit at it and i k33p a8sentmindedly staring at her and smiling and going wowwww shes so pretty and i think this is what figures were made for.

the fumo. first off shes a good 8it 8igger than i thought (this is good). second off SHE'S SO FUCKING SOLID? I HAD HER SITTING ON MY LAP/WAS HUGGING HER ALL NIGHT YESTERDAY AND SHE WAS HURTING MY STERNUM FROM 8EING SQUISHED INTO ME. I TRIED TO SL33P HOLDING HER 8UT THIS GIRL HAS NO GIVE. SHE IS AN ARMREST. i had to set her to my side 8efore i fell asl33p. i understand why people 8eat the shit out of their fumos now, she could take it. she is so Structured. and i love her to 8its and pieces and hugging her makes me f33l 8etter :)

i got sooooooo lucky with these two. this fumo is the ONLY touhou char i strongly wanted Specifically a fumo of. and i found the site i use to get Anime Items RIGHT when she was not order closed, not even pre-order, 8ut ACTIVELY AVAILA8LE for FORTY 8UCKS!!!!

and the figma? she was 60 dollars, cuz she was pre-owned. n_n the entire package WITH shipping was only 112 (and yes i have the money to spare for this :3P dont worry) and the figma is in perfect condition :D it was marked as having minor scuffs etc 8ut the only thing ive noticed is that one of her hands is a little loose and idk if thats even the fault of the person who owned her 8efore.

i am so happy with these and i love them :D

[1d1195]

Heyy Sam :)

This anon was so mean I was thinking maybe I'm talking a lot like damn😭 but I'm glad the other anon was sweet, and I just wanna say that IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT you said it's "probably your fault" it's the anon's! Didn't they hear about if you don't like it skip it or whatever?😭

Anyway, so I decided that no, I'll keep ranting cause you don't mind (you don't, right?😭) and other people read it too, so it's fine

You're a lovely person, Sam😭💕💕 so Im really not a show person or TV but I'm a book girl so recently I've been re-watching a Turkish show with my sis and I think I like shows a little more than usual now! Do you have any suggestions?

Oh I read Most as much as I love angst, that was a little bit more for me but I absolutely love a good cry😭 (I did not cry) but I know you'll make this britch Lauren pay for that (eh but your kind for that) I honestly think that you were describing yourself when you were saying she's too kind and kovely and the whole packige😭🩷🩷

Oh btw my sister discovered the cleanser😭😭😭 I was hiding it in the pharmacy but she was like oh who tf moved this shit 😭😭😭😭 I couldn't keep my face straight ugh.

I'm sorry your allergic to pets! I think I'm a cat person tho, but it doesn't matter cause I don't think I'll be getting any.. not now at least. I am also sorry you and your family can't gather that .uch it's fine tho mine is like that too we gather and boom 💥 the house is a drama show 😭😭😭 since you wonder so much I really don't think that i am anonymous lol😭😭 I think I outed myself a few times but that's fine (I try to convince myself) but honestly it's okay if I'm not anonymous any more like I'll stay an anonymous I'm sure I'm in a whole different continent lmao😭

Take care, Sam.. dont be too kind bbg😡🩷🩷🩷

-🎀

Of COURSE I don't mind. I love our chats! 💕

YOU'RE SO SWEET 😭 I would LOVE to be like the MC. That's really so so sweet 😭💕

I think it's the thought that counts, I'm sure your sister will appreciate you getting it for her even if she knows ahead of time!

I try not to research too much into my anons--like figuring out who you are or whatever as far as the blogs that follow me (I don't even know if you follow me tbh!) and it's totally okay. I assume everyone has their reasons for being anon and that's TOTALLY fine. I don't want to do anything to betray that kind of trust if that makes sense.

So to me you're still anon 💕

I hope you're having a lovely day! 💕

xoxo