#just that one

[juney-blues]

why is he looking at me like that

[phoebastria-albatrus]

oh wait yeah i also own half life 2

[fae-sodapop]

Took a nap and had a dream that they were making an Undertale movie and sans Undertale was voiced by Chris Pratt.

I can't escape that fucker, even in my dreams.

[garrandia]

theres like 1 song from billie eilish that i do unironically like and i think autotune works for it very very well

[skyloftian-nutcase]

So I was reading through all the fics you have on your master post but the one titled “little dove” says that there isn’t anything there? Is it on your ao3 or also deleted?

I’m just curious because I just kinda wanted to read it

Oh! I think that’s the one that got deleted and I never posted to AO3 😅🥴 I’ll do a rewrite of it soon to make up for it!

I didn’t think people read the master post LOL, I really need to update it 😂👍🏻 I’m so happy you’re enjoying my writing! ❤️☺️

[mobgoblin]

Queued right up for it

[astriiformes]

I know that realistically you can only fit so many movies into a list of approximately 100, but I cannot take that "How many of tumblr's favorite movies have you seen?" list that's been going around seriously because there are some truly egregious omissions.

Some of it is very clearly recency bias, which makes me wonder if the op truly wasn't on here in 2013 or so, but you're telling me you made a list of "tumblr's favorite movies" that doesn't include Pacific Rim or Mad Max: Fury Road? Because, like, I was there, Gandalf.

[bitchfitch]

writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.

[pangur-and-grim]

also I got a tattoo partially re-coloured today and they bandaged me in veterinary wrap like I'm a sick horse

[humming-fly]

was thinking about that one blind professor post earlier today and how well it applied to the aptly named Team Dark

(really 'Team Dark' just sounds a lot cooler than 'Team Saves-On-Electricity')

[miggylol]

First off, spin this wheel.

You just landed on one of 200 fandoms that have been very popular somewhere on Tumblr over the years. Topics were chosen either from appearing on a @fandom end-of-year recap or from my own long (long, long) site memories before that.

also all of these fandoms are definitely things that really exist in the real world and none of them are Tumblr creations

[mysillycomics]

[daftpatience]

this messed up vintage cat sewing pattern has tormented me since i saw it & like some other folks have done in that post - i tried my hand at tweaking the pattern to resemble the illustration (and my personal tastes) a little more. i've ended up with this. i bestow it upon you nice folks now 👐

(update 2, added instructions & it's also on my Kofi!)

go forth and make weird little beanbag kittens! pls show me if you do!

[thecrowfinder]

biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

I was inspired