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the IDF has an unironic, non-kink, Sperm Retrieval Unit for fallen soldiers
what
#qq posts#i just read that bit of news im just sitting back in awe (horror) at it#i think it wouldve been more normal if it was like#a mandatory sperm bank thing for active personnel but no#there really is a unit that just grabs those swimmers from fresh corpses within 24hrs#on top of that old news about harvesting organs from kills this is just... yeag....
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have you ever heard it? can you remember?
i. The gulls were crying. The gulls were always crying, in her memory. Whatever far off places Susan travelled after her family was gone, she always came back to the sea.
ii. The beach at Cair Paravel was the first place in Narnia where she really felt at home. She'd wade into the water with her eyes shut and feel she could be in England, on holiday with her mother and father. She'd open her eyes, and there would be waves cascading endlessly towards her.
iii. Before long, she knew every tidepool, every shoal.
iv. There weren't any bathing suits in Narnia, but no one seemed the least scandalized when Susan took to swimming in her underthings. There wasn't anything else for it, and she had to swim. She just had to.
v. She wasn't the only one of her siblings to love the sea, of course. Edmund loved sand and sailing and reading on the beach, and Peter liked to gaze out at the ocean and think. Lucy spent even more time at the beach than Susan did; she would rise before dawn and sit on the rocks as the sun rose over the waves. Susan was never sure whether her little sister was there to greet the sunrise, or to wait for Aslan.
vi. But for Susan, it was sense-memory. Water was water, wherever she was, and it always reminded her of home. She'd go out past the breakers, pull her limbs into a familiar breast stroke, and she'd feel like she was everywhere she loved all at once.
vii. Aslan came, and she was soaking wet to greet him. He laughed, in his lion-ish way, and didn't mind at all when Susan embraced him.
viii. Somehow, Aslan never got drenched from his journeys across the sea, but he was damp as though with mist. The scent of salt and brine clung to him, an overtone to that fierce, wild smell that was his own. Susan breathed in deep, those two scents she loved most in the world.
ix. In England, back at school, she'd go to the swimming pool and imagine she was in Narnia.
x. It wasn't the same, of course. The swimming pool at her school had no crying gulls, no smell of salt, no cascading waves. There was no Aslan coming towards her from the T-line at the other end of the pool. But if she submerged herself completely, Susan could imagine.
xi. She swam with her eyes shut too often, and her coach was growing irritated. It was affecting her times in practice, which would bleed over into competition if she wasn't careful. Somehow, Susan couldn't be bothered to care.
xii. One weekend, she and Lucy snuck away to visit the boys, and they all went down to the lake to reminisce about Narnia. When Lucy and Edmund spoke of their summer sailing the eastern sea, Susan was positively stiff with jealousy. Yet when they all dove into the water in the end, her heart pounded out a rhythm of home, home.
xiii. Six years after her last trip to Narnia, Susan hadn't touched a bow in four years. She still went swimming every week.
xiv. After the railway accident, she went to live by the sea. She missed her family, and she couldn't stand to live in the places they had lived. She wanted to forget.
xv. Susan had missed the salt air. She had missed the waves. There was a feeling of home by the sea that she couldn't quite place; a soothing echo of long ago dreams and fairytales.
xvi. But there were the gulls crying, "Can you remember?" and it broke her heart all over again.
#susan the competitive swimmer is one of those little details that jack drops once and never metions again#but oh my goodness it HAUNTS me#Susan the competitive swimmer who never saw the last sea!#and like. he doesn't just say 'oh btw this was something she did for a while'#the line is 'swimming and archery were THE THINGS susan was good at'#emphasis mine obv#so i have to imagine that she feels just incredibly at home in the water#and like. the Implications#narnia#leah stories#tender hearted big sis#pontifications and creations#also lol this is just in time for the summer Olympics
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Okay listen. When I decided to give squid Jean (squean) bite marks/scars last year I was just making it make sense that he lived with a pod of orcas who thought it was super fun to scare him and threaten him, I didn’t know tsc would come out and make that detail somehow 100x worse
Someone get this kid to Whalemack and Abby stat :( thank you Renee
Find the mer aus masterpost here
#I was just thinking in the very real sense that some orcas have been known to eat squid#and yeah maybe mers have a general thing about not eating other mers#(who knows. maybe it’s only most mers/more social mers)#(and this is not a hard and fast rule)#(idk the ocean is scary)#but this is the raven equivalent. jeans probably right to be actually worried#but hey! he gets a new hairstyle while I test them out#more of the external gill/regular hair look#anyway. sorry#aftg#tsc#the sunshine court#in a weird way we have managed to have to tag#tsc spoilers#fan art#my art#mer au#oops all mers au#squean#renee swimmer#<< I give. renee swimmer#next I’m gonna have to stoop to shaaron#for shark Aaron 😂😭#uhhh if I need to tag anything else lmk
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MOODBOARDS ✘ STEVE HARRINGTON + SWIM ATHLETE
"Unless one of you three can top being a Hawkins High swim co-captain and a certified lifeguard for three years, then…" | Stranger Things S04E06 — The Dive
#steve harrington#steveharringtonedit#dailysteveharrington#stranger things#strangerthingsedit#tvstrangerthings#harringtondaily#joe keery#joekeeryedit#mine: moodboards#was making a moodboard of my fic#which includes steve + swim practice#but then i just couldn't resist making this#bc it just makes me feel some type of way#we were robbed i tell u#watch me include swimmer!steve in all my fics lmao
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Annie Cresta
There's not that much info about Annie, and not from Annie herself ... Which made her lots of fun to draw, just to figure her out.
On the left she's in her wedding dress which she got from Katniss. We know that it's green and has a very specific embroidery that makes it uniquely one of Cinna's works.... And wow, did I give it my all with the embroidery. (Never again!) It now has a very vintage flair to it which I think would have appealed to Annie.
In the middle, it's what I imagine her to wear during her Victor's Crowning ... if she even made it that far. Maybe she would still be in shock for a while until she was breaking down during her interview with Caesar? That's how everyone would know about her mental state after the Games. I imagine she would be forced to wear something sexy and very distinct for District 4 so it's mostly blue. The cape is a reminiscent of waves and a sea shell.
The upper right would be her after being freed and bright to District 13. She was described as "lovely, but bedraggled".
The last one ... well, I had some white space left. 😜
#the hunger games#thg#mockingjay#annie cresta#one thing I like to do is make Annie quite tall#for one she must be a really good swimmer#tall lean and broader shoulders than hips#but also I feel very often characters like Annie are shown mostly small#as if it's only acceptable to be scared and traumatised if you're small#Annie is in her mid-twenties so I don't want her too look like she could be Katniss' age#and she has a small tooth gap because it's just such a cut detail#however it doesn't really show in these images#anyway that's my take on Annie#maybe I'll do the other victors too?#i got johanna and annie so far
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Hey, so I know it's been a long time, but I suddenly felt inspired to make some Annie Cresta Picrews. So here you go & I hope you like her as much as I do.
Pre games
Parade outfit
1st Interview
Training
Games
Victory interview
District 13
Post war
#she looks paler in most of them because while I've started to like the headcannon that she could be of asian descent#i don't think the Capitol is above colourism & therefore could tottally see them doing something to Annie's skin to make it lighter#even though she's naturally tan from being out in sun a lot back in District 4#she's pale in District 13 as well but that's because after winning her games she didn't go out as much#& then obviously she was kidnapped & held hostage by the Capitol#she gets her tan back permanently after the war#also yes the cardigan is Finnick's & no i will not confirm weather she's just borrowing it or if it's her's now#god suzzane just let me live in a world where odesta are happy & safe where nothing hurts#i put all the picrews together because I'm still not sure how popular annie is (especially when not in connection to Finnick)#thg#the hunger games#picrew#annie cresta#annie cresta picrew#djarn picrew#the hunger games picrew#thg picrew#also i made her look for her victory interview lacklustre on purpose#as after her breakdown in her games i think pretty much everyone just wanted things to be over#so they could send her back to 4 as quick as possible so they could forget about her#lastly i made her face rounder to show that she is more healthy#& like she had a baby so even though i imagine she's still pretty fit due being an almost Olympic level swimmer#her body is bound to change after that#the turtle neck in the 'games' picrew is meant to be a swimsuit (similar to what the tributes wore in CF) but idk if that came across lol
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From Honoria's perspective, Bertie proposes to her by taking her on a walk, telling her he has a FRIEND, not him okay but a FRIEND OF HIS who completely adores her but is kind of dumb and unworthy of her and shy about openly speaking of his feelings for her, but is a good guy in his own way really, and then ends by saying this:
"Well, that’s the posish. You might just bear it in mind, what?”
That is very ridiculous and charming. I get why she was laughing but fond.
(And then he shoves her little brother into a river to pretend to save him, right after she says he might fall in and get hurt.)
#letters regarding jeeves#look the shoving him into the river thing was not a great move#but given that he's apparently a great swimmer. the context of their conversation. and bertie trying to save him#only to just get foolishly bedraggled. once again i can see how she took it the way she did#he seems like a smitten disaster based on what she knows
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Apparently original VW Beetles could float so almost swim lol
I wonder if this is where the G1 writers (?) got the idea of Bumblebee liking swimming/water from
#sorry for low quality images lol#shitpost#very random#just me talkin#bumblebee#transformers#maccadam#Bumblebee is a swimmer#thats literally the first thing he says about himself#transformers g1#g1
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Are you guys feeling sad today? Would you like to be?
#knowing that Siren is experiencing these things in the same 24 hour period as episodes 148-151#…just give me a moment#[walks into a corner and starts screaming from the depths of my being]#castle swimmer#castle swimmer kappa#kappa#siren#castle swimmer siren
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PHOBIA OF SEAWEED IS AN ACTUAL THING?????????????????? you see i am not afraid of the open waters nor am i scared of the things that live there,, like i regularly spend time watching deep sea videos i think they're so cool but oh my fucking god the idea of KELP IS MAKING ME LIKE ACTUALLY TWITCH EEEEEEEEUUUUUUUGHHH okok actually looking at it is kind of fine but the thought of it touching my feet is genuinely making me wanna throw up😭😭😭😭😭
#this is such a stupid thing bc sometimes it's fine#i live by the ocean i am a fish i have seen seaweed i have touched seaweed but it's different when you grab it on purpose compared to it#just randomly touching you#DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE#OMFG I'M GONNA SPIRAL#like once i thought i was gonna drown#mickey lore time#we were paddleboarding with my family and then me and my brother got off it and we started swimming to the shore and like we're both very#good swimmers so this was nothing insane aaand there were no waves or anything and my parents were still close by#but then at one point i was like oh i wonder how deep this actually is and i went under and i tried to touch the ground and sEAAWEEEDDDDD#EEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FEEL SICK JUST THINKING ABT ITTT#and it freaked me out so fucking bad and then i suddenly felt so tired and i just wanted to get out but i was still far away and i couldn't#stop thinking abt how it's gonna touch my feet again lmao#and i was very very very close to a panic attack in the water😭😭#oops#anyway i survived and i never told anybody i thought i was gonna drown bc i am not a pussy like that whewwwww#also. when i played subnautica (i only played for a few hours) i was more afraid of the fuckass kelp forest than anything else😭😭😭#i started thinking abt this bc i saw a video of a man in this dark scary cave (????) and like it was fine i was super intrigued until he pu#his fucking foot on the rock and you can just see the layer of seaweed i almost jumped out of my bed FUUCKKK THATTT
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Unprompted.
You go AI! You be YOU! We will be watching. This is getting good.
#unprompted#ai guys#ai generated#ai gay#ai bulge#ai illustration#male swimmer#solid gold#that happened#paris 2024#gay men#ai fun#men in speedos#nice finish#gay life#just gay things#manspreading#manspread#gay bulge#gay swimmer#gay wrestling#pool boys#go for the gold#go big or go home#mouthful#thats interesting#oh wow#awkwardbros#awkward#awkward moment
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warrior cats names for some object characters, inspired by that art i just reblogged...
nickel: sharptongue
clover: cloverwing
teardrop: rainclaw
lollipop: violetreed
gelatin: sweetbone
needle: needlewhisker
flower: petalfang
puffball: pufftail
ruby: rubynose
cabby: owleyes
test tube: jadestripe
fan: maplebreeze
loser: lightgem
winner: deepmoss
suitcase: fawnheart
bubble: lightdew
the floor: meadowpelt
spongy: mudspot
black hole: shadefeather
tennis ball: pollenfur
golf ball: pebblefoot
#melonposting#this is such a fun little activity... i could do it all day...#it's fun trying to transition the manmade stuff into nature things#really proud of pollenfur for tb. what else is yellow-green and fuzzy and a little bit annoying? pollen of course#and some of them just sound nice. fawnheart... maplebreeze... petalfang...#god it's especially fun imagining teardrop as a warrior cat cuz she's already so awesome and violent lol#rainclaw... a swift and brutal swimmer/hunter/fighter#perhaps a rogue in a posse w/ violetreed & sweetbone and then they all joined a clan? oooh#(oh yeah 'sweetbone' is a reference to how gelatin comes from bone marrow!)
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is deepsea a kicker i think they might be
#creature designed to swim and ONLY swim and its KICKING YOUUUU in its sleep#in general i think i need to lean into their body language being leggyier anyways#i think it just visually communicates some things more ie: frog/amphibian type imagery#and leans the proportions more where i want them to be (lean guy with swimmers legs)#and my in universe logic for them which is that if anywhere was gonna have muscle itd be gheir legs. hauling around that bigass tail all da#and i can just seeeeeeee in my mind. this is a thing that is always squatting kneeling jumping climbing kicking ect#i can see them shooting the harpoon past someone and then flying in like WHAM. kick to the face.#🐟#plus i just think they need to be more awful. roadhog snores and hogs all rhe blankets and theyre a kicker who is covered in slime#and i thinj rat is the kind of guy who wants to starfish in bed so bad#like i think theyre just awful
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presenting one of my favorite jae yeol panels:
it's just so... kdrama rich male lead of him to clear his head while doing some rich guy activity alone (plz night swimming at a private olympic pool that his rich family probably owns...) everything he does is so chef's kiss tbh, exquisite. vibes just be vibin
just putting the context:
in this panel jae yeol was swimming casually and then remembered that he saw crystal pick clothes at the department store, so jae yeol just went full olympic swimmer at the thought 🏊♂️
that's it that's the fucking brainrot
#swimmer!jaeyeol#<- why does everything i say have to be an au#just jann things i guess#thanks for coming to my jann talk 🎙️#lookism#jay hong
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Hi, I just want to say that seeing people describe Eddie as scrawny just icks me out. Like, I don’t mind him being described as lanky, yknow? Because in reality he’s not small, he and Steve are the same height, and about the same build (if anything, Eddie’s vest is huge on Steve where it isnt on Eddie, and yeah he has a jacket under it but its a tight jacket) so seeing him described as scrawny just seems weird. Like, I won’t deny that I enjoy a good size difference, my favorite fake steddie dynamics are shorter but thicker Steve and taller but lankier Eddie, but making the nerdy one specifically scrawny or even twink-like when he so clearly isnt just feels weird to me.
I have nothing against people who disagree with this, but i don’t know it just seems kind of off. Plus, Eddie 1000% has strong arms, both because of canon evidence and because, as someone who has done work with sound in theater, that equipment is so fucking heavy, and Eddie is lugging amps and a drum set around EVERY WEEK for gigs, so he’s got strength there.
#stranger things#eddie munson#steve harrington#steddie#I personally see Steve as having decently strong upperbody strength but he’s a swimmer#his legs are his strongest part of him and I love that for him#i also love imagining Steve dragging Eddie toward him where he’s sitting on a counter with just his legs#Eddie just throwing Steve over his shoulder for fun#weird thought i don’t know what this was just sharing things
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this is the fastest visit to a doctor ive ever experienced
#only 50 minutes! crazh#they did just shove a thing in my ear and be like yeah. swimmers ear. and prescribed me some ear drops lol#now im just waiting at the pharmacy for it 👍 hopefully my pain and suffering will end soon
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