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This task might include some of the worse things I have ever seen on this show and that’s saying something.
#and I loved it#taskmaster#hands over mouth tears in eyes#Susan#just shovelling it in#Julian#SPITTING#on him#aw Grunkle Greg#oh god I can’t breathe
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A lil chat :)
#ff#ffxiv#sesame#haurchefant#Tataru#I’m not tagging the others they’re random OCs I just shoveled in lololol#anyways just working on some Sesame relationships :)
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When Danny was told Vlad was coming over, he didn't care, much. After all, being told that he's lost all romantic interest in his mother, is trying to keep thoughts of murdering his father to just thoughts, and genuinely trying to be better than he was before.
Danny decided to give him at least a portion of leeway. You know, to see if he's holding up to his word.
But this, this is not it.
He dragged Vlad out of the room, shooting out an excuse that he just needed Vlad's help with something and just wanted to talk for a bit. Then brought him down to his level-via pulling on his collar- with a scowl.
"You trade my mother for that thing!?"
The thing in question, was some British guy by the name of John Constantine. Who smelled like smoke, alcohol and genuinely seemed to be questioning how exactly he ended up in this situation.
Vlad, to Danny's displeasure and increasing horror.
Is smitten.
Why did it seem that when Vlad turned good his intelligence just seemed to take a nosedive. Enough so that he settled for that and he is happy he isn't going after his mom but, like.
C'mon dude.
You can do better.
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#dcxdp#dc x dp crossover#Counterfit shipping#Vlad/Constantine#Danny is offended on his mom's behalf that Vlad chose Constantine over her#Meanwhile#Jack and Maddie are trying to both wingman and give a shovel talk simultaneously to Constantine in the room over#John Constantine is just confused how exactly he ended up here#He does like the large wheels of cheese that end up coming his way though#Those taste extremely good#Yes Vlad makes said cheese#Dairy King isn't his ancestor for nothing
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I cant stop laughing
can you inagine???
as a terminal klance syndrome sufferer, I DESERVE to watch this movie for free on a private theatre with other ACTUAL vld enjoyers where we can laugh at the worst half-assed references and throw popcorn to the screen.
I need to recreate the aristotle-plato talking meme with people who have been let down by vld since 2016 (or so. i know many arrived later to the party).
please
#i propose henry cavil as zarkon#or as matt#i want this to be pacific rim levels of unhinged nonsense but it is gonna be more like divergent u.u#i want no I NEED a klance bone thrown my way so i can die in peace#the worst most awful reference so i can choke of laughter and die#i need voltron to actually throw the first dirt shovel to my grave plzplzplzplzplz#...wait no i just was forcefully reminded that allura is not black in the source material#i dont want this
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favorite things from the scene:
Buck being on the keto diet - 100% hilarious and in-character and I love that Tommy knows that
Tommy's incredulous reaction that Hen and Karen are actually asking about their relationship because he cannot believe this is happening
Karen and Hen's Extremely Serious faces and the little glances they share
Tommy's humor in its full glory
The implication that Buck and Tommy are going several rounds every time they see each other (this also pairs nicely with the dinner scene, where we see Buck start the flirting and the conversation about daddy issues and Tommy matching his energy)
I love it and I'm so happy they released it 🥰🥰
#bucktommy#I don't like shovel talks in general but this was more okay to me#since it was just a quick question and tbh tracks with the 118 being all up in each other's business
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ok INCREDIBLY old content originally meant for this blog but in 2018 when i was just a wee lad with a little spinner propeller hat and big rainbow lollipop i went to a carnivorous plant convention in california and met a bunch of people who breed/collect/study these guys. one person was this collector who was slowly working on leaving the hobby or at least no longer growing plants, and he had a bunch of carnivorous plant related files he was charging like 50 cents for or something, and so i came into possession of these, which are examples of the kind of paperwork you have to have done to legally ship/trade endangered species of both plants and animals. functionally very boring paperwork, but something i found like, incredibly fascinating. i blacked out the personal id of the person and then immediately forgot to ever upload them, lmao.
these plants were bred and raised in a greenhouse and sold abroad, not taken from the wild, but because the species are endangered and often protected in their native countries (most of these are nepenthes, asian pitcher plants, a huge family spread throughout oceania and southeast asia), there's a lot more documentation that needs to be done regardless of their origin, both on the end of the seller and on the end of the buyer.
the rabbit hole on carnivorous plant trade is deep and kind of wild. there's plenty of common, non-threatened, greenhouse-grown pitcher plants on the market that people buy all the time, even non-collectors, but there's a whole debate to be had on if it's morally okay to be collecting the more endangered/rare of these plants in the first place. the big argument for breeding is that breeding them in captivity means there's more supply that's not poached from the wild, meaning poachers have less of an incentive to take the risk of taking adult plants from their habitats; from what i've heard, sometimes countries will issue permits for breeders to collect some wild seeds just to create a non-wild breeding pool to drive down the price. predictably, however, you also get people who are very much willing to pay a lot of money to get as rare of a plant as possible.
anyone familiar with the allure valuable plants have had over people throughout history can imagine the rest, but here's an article about a guy who started buying poached plants to enrich his private nepenthes collection, who then got busted by a fish and wildlife service agent embedded in his carvirorous plant circle. the plants this guy was buying were being sold to him without any CITES paperwork or declarations like the ones above; it was literally just a guy in indonesia taking rare plants from the woods around where he lived, selling them over facebook marketplace and ebay, and mailing them overseas as an undeclared 'gift' to get around customs. frighteningly small steps to take on all sides, to be honest.
(also, fun fact: another example of carnivorous plants that get poached are wild venus fly traps, which are only native to north and south carolina in the US. from what i understand it's a mix of people who genuinely did not know it's a native species and people who really are just going out into the woods and digging up plants to sell online. sometimes poaching is closer to home than you'd think!)
anyway. wild and interesting times in the land of plants recovered from a hard drive lmao
#nepenthes#annual 'plant poaching happens and it doesnt always look like the movies' post i suppose but also i think its really interesting#also the CITES system could do with an overhaul in how it approaches plants as well from what i understand but thats another thing#ive heard that like many systems like this they do not have the same urgency for plants as they do for animals#mostly because people just!! they dont get plants man!! they just say whatever its a plant!!#and poaching in general is only ever talked about like its with taking elephants for their tusks and stuff#also important conservation work but sometimes poaching really is just a guy with a shovel and that shit is WILD#carnivorous plants
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Not sure how I feel about this but my redneck hick boss just warned me to be careful because people are having violent anti-jew protests and I am visibly Jewish. And I mean, yeah, I know it's rough out there. But my boss is ALWAYS either high or drunk (or both) and he immediately clocked that it's not about Israel or Palestine, but about hating Jews. And I'm grateful that someone cares enough to say something, but it also means the bar is so fucking low that it'son the ground. If this guy can see it, the rest of y'all are being willfully ignorant or just flat out lying about your intentions.
#antisemitism#judenhass#i/p#y'all chucklefucks saw the bar was on the ground and brought a damn shovel#i can't take anyone seriously about their concern for palestine when the only thing they mention is how we're all evil#we need to bring the hostages home AND we need a ceasefire#we care about all human lives in this house#not just the ones like us
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no i don’t want a job i want to eat dirt and get sick and die. thankyou
#i actually just wanted to be treated like a human being by a hiring manager for once. however that is far less likely than me eating dirt#and getting sick and dying. what can you do. grab the shovel
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Dp x Dc AU: Not exactly a meet cute between Jazz and Jason.
Jason's had a long night of beating the shit out of a gang that dared to sell in his territory, the last thing he needs is the Bats on his tail. He can always sense them when he leaves Crime Alley- they watch for him. Waiting for him to fail. It pisses him off.
So Jason shakes his tail, he's pretty sure it's the demon brat, parks his bike, removes his helm and heads into the loudest bar he can find, ditching his mask along the way. There are no camera's and there was no one watching, so Jason just looks like any other angry frat guy at the bar. Well, he supposes that the Leather jacket might be a stand out.
He grabs a drink, and looks at the time. Jason just needs to wait out the chance that a baby bird saw his bike and hope that curfew kicks in before this has to be a 'conversation'. Besides, the music is good and despite all the people, the crowd is pretty behaved.
"Hi! I'm so glad you're here!" A woman approaches, he can tell she's had a few drinks from her walk but her eyes scream sobriety and fear. She's tall in her flats, her hair looks disheveled (from dancing maybe) and her outfit screams 'this is the one fun black top I own'. She's beautiful and her approaching him might've been a wet teenage dream if his suspicions weren't immediately raised.
"I certainly am here." Jason replies, a smirk set into his features easily and as he straightens out his back he can see the three men watching the back of her head like predators. They're wearing super lame white hoodies and coats, like they're organized somehow.
"That's why you're my hero! Always ready to grab me at a moment's notice! Any chance you'll be good to leave after you finish that drink?" Her eyes are pleading but she keeps the same happy smile and joyful tone the whole time.
"Nah, no worries about the drink. It was cheap and I was just getting bored with it anyway. " Jason explains, setting his glass down on the counter. He's mentally photographed the three creeps, "Did any of your friends also need a ride home?"
"Nope! They all got in an uber... without me. So they'll be just fine!" She explains and there is an anger in her eyes that clearly meant she was telling the truth. Her hands are straightening out his jacket collar, making it look like they're more comfortable with each other than just strangers. She lays her hands flat on his chest once her task is completed and Jason feels his throat go dry.
"I'm always telling you to find better friends. Now c'mon, I parked out back." he wraps an arm around her waist, though its not tight, and peers over his shoulder. These guys weren't going to leave without a fight it seems, Dumb, Dumbie and Dumber are all watching her with evil in their eyes.
The two of them walk out and before she can even say thank you, the door swings back open and she's sucker punched one of the assholes and Jason's pulled his gun out for the other two.
"You gents are gunna go home, or you're gonna end up in the dirt. Pick." Jason growls. Not taking him seriously at first, he shoots one dudes foot and the last one standing looks like he might pass out. He picks up his fallen comrades and backs away into the bar.
"For ancients sake those dudes were trying to traffic the hell out of me." She sighs, and Jason holsters his gun.
"Yeah no shit. You okay?" Jason inquires.
"I will be. I'm Jazz, thanks for saving me Hood."
"I'm no-"
"You're literally leaning comfortably on Red Hoods motorcycle that still has his helmet perched on it. No one would do that unless they were suicidal or him." She challenges, but then a look changes in her eyes and she almost looks nervous "But still, do you uhm, wanna get out of here?"
He blinks. She was trying to pick him up? AFTER finding out he was a crime lord??
The answer is that yes, Hell Yes, Jason does want to get out of here. None of the Bats will bother him while he has a civilian, not at the diner he takes her too and certainly not while he's taking her back to one of his safe houses.
Jason had expected one of his siblings to show up in the morning and cause a ruckus. He hadn't planned for a dude to let himself into his kitchen screaming about government agencies tracking Jazz down that wasn't related. Turns out it's her brother and he's floating and no he's not going to explain why he's there or how he found them.
Jazz has a lot to explain to the both of them and it starts with "So I can admit that I have a thing for motorcycle guys-"
#dpxdc#dcxdp#dc x dp#dp x dc#danny phantom#dc crossover#dp crossover#anger management ship#anger management#jazz fenton#jason#long post#your honor there is no way in my mind that these two aren't bangin within 24 hours of meeting#the chemistry is there#jazz was being followed by the giw and jason saves her#jazz is literally in love from that point forward#she has a type and he checks all her boxes your honor#danny just wants his sister safe but he will shovel talk the zombie later
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hopper sees steve as a surrogate son. really, he shouldn't make such a habit of picking up stray children, but he looked at harrington and saw a kid who just... needed someone. saw the vacancy in his eyes when he thought no one was looking. saw the police file, the noise complaints and the few reports from hawkins middle school about suspicious bruises that had been swept away. saw a boy who'd seen too much. who just needed someone to lean on.
so he tries to be that. offers the kid a hand every now and then. keeps an eye on him, all alone in that big house, after everything. after '83 and then '84 and then summer of '85, when he'd signed his medical papers because there was no other adult for him around. it always left him a bit hollow, but he told himself that it was okay as long as he was around. as long as steve knew, deep down, that he could come to hopper for help, even if he'd wait until he was on the brink of overload before doing so.
it's all this that makes the sight of steve's car, that brown beemer that had dropped his daughter back home so many times, pulled into a ditch with the lights off cause his stomach to sink. a million awful things come to mind as he pulls in behind it and quickly hops out of his cruiser.
had he seen something and spiralled into a panic? had he gotten a bad migraine? had he run off into the woods alone?
thankfully, he finds the best case scenario: a slightly flushed and dishevelled steve rolling down a foggy window. grinning like he'd been caught with his hand in the cookie jar when he realises it's just hopper. he's fine, he's in one piece.
what's not fine, however, is the person with him in the backseat. eddie fucking munson, a kid hopper's put in handcuffs more than once. not because he's another boy, who gives a shit about that, but because it's eddie munson. drug dealer, general troublemaker, and definitely a bad influence on his boy.
he does his best to save the judgement this time, sensing the fear emanating off the couple. tells them to be more careful, to go home and kiss or do whatever there instead in case anyone else drives by tonight. munson looks at him like he's grown a second head, (which, fair. usually their interactions go a lot less amicably than this) and steve just tears up and nods. he reaches in to ruffle the boy's hair, ignoring the protests, before reluctantly trudging back to his car and driving away.
he calls steve the next afternoon and gets him to confess that, yes, he is dating edward 'eddie' munson. no, it's not a fling. yes, they're boyfriends, god help him. he gripes about it a decent amount, because really, steve? that one? you picked that one? but he keeps the tone light enough that steve feels comfortable enough to defend eddie's honour amidst laughter. within a week he's got steve sat across from him, eddie by his side looking two seconds away from shitting himself.
"well, boys." he grins, cracking his knuckles. eddie watches. gulps. "let's have a little chat, shall we?"
#then hopper gives eddie the shovel talk HARD#eddie is losing his shit because FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY DID STEVE NOT TELL HIM THE CHIEF OF POLICE (WHO FAMOUSLY HATES HIM) IS HIS MAYBE DAD#steve is just starry eyed that an older male figure cares enough to do this for him#hopper ofc decides steve 'can keep eddie' as long as eddie is on his best behaviour#also because hes never seen steve as happy as when hes looking at eddie so hes gotta b doing smth right#(he thanks eddie for this and the guy cries bc wtfwtfwtf)#steddie#stranger things#prompt#imagine#steve harrington#stranger things prompt#eddie munson#steddie fic#steddie prompt#steve and eddie#jim hopper#steve and hopper#eddie and hopper#dad hopper#steddie headcanon#steddie hc#dad jim hopper#protective hopper#established steddie
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A shovel for a brother.
He ain't even heavy. He's just my brother.
#One Piece Fan Letter#it's from Postcolonial Love Poem by Natalie Diaz btw#the I need a shovel to love my brother quote i mean#just siblings thing 453 dead 1203829 injured
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gay 👏 pirate 👏 brunch 👏
#black sails#blacksailsedit#blacksailssource#dailypiratemedia#jack rackham#calico jack#anne bonny#charles vane#I! LOVE! THE RANGER KIDS!#jack just shoveling food in his mouth this entire scene#i love him#the whole damn boulangerie
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ive grown fond of those renkaza modern au's where hakuji and akaza are twins and hakukoyu is also happening :')
#renkaza#akaren#hakukoyu#akaza#hakuji#hakuji soyama#rengoku kyojuro#koyuki#kny#kny fanart#demon slayer#demon slayer fanart#kimetsu no yaiba#kny akaza#kny koyuki#comic#kny comic#the funniest thing about them fighting Like That is that theyre both black belts with a long and formal fighting education#but when they fight each other they just brawl like twelve year olds. some things never change.#oh also i realize now that it might not be clear: hakuji is saying that he can beat up kyou worse than akaza can in his shovel talk#i see now that it coukd be mistaken as a threat against akaza instead LOL#i think probably kyou picked up on that and pointed it out to kaza hahaha
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Holy crap a parallel of this scene is looking so real to me:
YOU’RE TELLING ME. THAT WILL AND MIKE. ARE GOING TO BE OUT IN A FIELD. AT SUNSET. POSSIBLY ALONE. ONE OF THEM WITH A SHOVEL.
One may worry about something visably and the other notices (like in the desert scene)? One of them may just stop to gayly glance or stare at the other?
Something about them burying something in the desert scene. Mike putting in a lot more effort while Will barely does anything at all. Maybe, just maybe, in this s5 scene, we’ll see them digging something up together instead. Something about metaphors for feelings and the truth… if you catch my drift.
Oh I may not make it. Eating glass as we speak. Tumbling off a cliff right now.
#byler#byler endgame#anti mileven#st5 leaks#st5 speculation#st5 spoilers#i feel the need to add a disclaimer#im not creating expectations im just having fun with speculation#let me be whimsical#AHHHHHHEJEIEKDIRNROEODKRE#the potential with this parallel is crazy#unless finn just has a random shovel on set for no reason
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i competely forgot i made these
woe human/android ish sun and moon be upon ye ig
#posting this alone just so i can shovel it off my desktop#fnaf sun#fnaf moon#moondrop#sundrop#doodles
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I did a thing! For Shovel Knight's 10th Anniversary! Count to 10 with Shovel Knight and the Order of No Quarter and friends.
Even though I don't really do Shovel Knight fanart anymore, this game still means a lot to me!
Plague of Shadows is my favorite of the campaigns (and maybe one of my favorite control schemes in gaming overall), to the point where I used to speedrun it. The characters, story, and environments were a big art inspiration to me. And I've made good friends that I wouldn't have met if it wasn't for Shovel Knight!
With that being said, a big thank you to Yacht Club Games for making this video game, and I wish them good luck in their future endeavors!
#shovel knight#pickle art#so I ran into the problem of#'oh shit I draw my characters with four fingers'#so it went from a project of like#'oh I'll just draw the characters singly holding up a number of fingers'#to 'I need to have multiple characters with fingers because we run into a problem after number 8'
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