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theofficialpeanutgallery · 2 years ago

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GUYS

I GOT AN EMAIL FROM TRUMP.

I think it’s like, a mass-sent email for all his “supporters” (yes, I’ve been Diagnosed with Trump Supporter by Trump himself, which is hilarious for a number of reasons), begging poor people to pay for his next campaign, so he can ‘Save America from Joe Biden and the Left.’ That’s President Biden to you, sucker.

Don’t know how to break it to you, buddy, but I kinda am the Left.

Like, my brother’s a full-on raging socialist, we as a family listen to Rise Against and oppose fascism as a general rule.

Wonder how he got my email, google.

Anyway, there’s an option for “donating another amount”. Wonder if I can get away with -12 dollars...

Or I could just reply with as many of his most hated photos as I can cram into email form.

#this is hysterically funny #apparently my brother (the raging socialist) got an email from trump jr abt being chosen as 1 of 100 special ‘Patriots’? which is obv a scam #trump mention #never once thought this would happen #i have much better ways to spend my money thanks. college for instance #if alex hirsch were in this position he would do something very funny. i have to channel my weirdness and follow his prankster energy #heck i could respond with a simple ‘kiss my ass’#infodump about conodonts until iget blocked or whatever #buddy. dude. have you ever heard about antifa. d-do you understand w- *breaks down into uncontrollable laughter*#‘negative whatever’s been donated already’ or ‘bitch’. there’s so many options #just reply with a video on election fraud or smth #that one gif of him getting DECKED with the caption ‘this you?’#or i could block him. can’t find that option sadly #alternatively i could take one for the team and ask to meet up... no no I haven’t practiced archery in ages and i only have 3 arrows #what can we do with his email? bug him obvs but like. can we curse him? bet his password’s just MAGA2024 or something stupid like that #fighting evil in my own silly petty way

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