#just realizing Roger technically ALSO fits that description

[artificialcaretaker]

Miscellaneous doodles from the other night, still tryna figure out designs lmao.

[bookworm555]

It took long enough, but I finally drew out some concept art for the Supreme Team (+ Line and Liam).

Some brief descriptions under the cut:

Rina Robbins, aka Techhead. Age: 30. Unofficial leader of the Supreme Team. Doesn’t have any powers, but she is VERY smart, especially when it comes to technology. Invents a ton of tech that helps her do hero work. Her goal? Build a mech suit. (So far, she only has rocket boots and gloves that shoot electricity.) Likes the Gundam franchise a bit too much. Sarcastic, witty, and has a penchant for coming up with (fitting, but annoying) nicknames for her teammates AND enemies.

Geoffrey Tanenbaum, aka Spangle. Age: 29. To sum up Geoffrey, imagine if Steve Rogers and Tony Stark were able to reproduce. Has super strength and endurance due to an experimental government program, and is basically the US Government’s golden boy. Also insufferably snarky, and a bit too flirtatious. Also arrogant. Due to this, he is tough to work with. But there’s still something likable about him. (To the point where Hellraiser finds him attractive, but shapeshifts into him to mock him XD)

Sharita Khurana, aka Sniper. Age 28. Originally an assassin working for MI6. Specializes in long-range weaponry, though her favorite is a high-tech crossbow. She is no-nonsense, and cannot stand Geoffrey’s antics. Really, the only person she is close to on the Team is Artyom, due to their similar backgrounds.

Artyom Azarov, aka Masque. Age: 27. Despite being Russian, he was born and raised in France, and actually worked for the DGSE as an agent before getting recruited by Nicole Joyful and Peter Parson for the Team. Like Sharita, he also participated in assassination missions. He is one of the Team members most sympathetic to Line.

Tarah Thomsdottir, aka Groundbreaker. Age: 25. A (technically alien) princess from the space kingdom Lunaria, located on Earth’s Moon. Has the power of seismokinesis. Fun-loving, breezy, and a smidge arrogant, Tarah has a lot to learn of Earth culture. Bonds quickly with Will. Has some Shakespearean-level issues with her former best friend Line Lorensdottir, who has decided to walk the path of an embittered and desperate villain. (But is that all there is to Line? There is more to her than the Team realizes...)

Will Jacobsen, aka Wild One. Age: 31. Part of the same experimental program as Geoffrey, except something was wrong with the formula that was injected into him. He can call on super strength and agility temporarily, but it turns his skin blue. Oops. And even worse, his intelligence diminishes. So he can either be scrawny and a genius, or buff, blue, and a total oaf. Rarely uses his powers because he is so embarrassed by them. (However, unlike other transforming heroes like the Hulk, he’s not aggressive or even angry when he transforms.)

Bonus:

Line Lorensdottir, aka Hellraiser. Age: 25. The shapeshifting, witty, former best friend of Tarah. Though even on opposite sides, they still have a bond that is very hard to break, no matter how hard either of them try to. I’ve rambled about her a lot already; all her bio info can be found if you search her name. 

Liam Wentworth. Age: 26. Just an average Joe who works at his cousin’s coffee shop and lives in the apartment above. After Line escapes almost being murdered by King Kalle of Lunaria, she finds her way to Chicago, and collapses on Liam’s balcony. Because he’s super nice, he takes her in. He is the only person that she’s truly able to be herself around due to his kind nature. The longer Line stays with him, the more attached to her he gets. Even after her villain identity is revealed to him.

...I really love Liam, okay. I made him the complete opposite of toxic masculinity; he is positive masculinity. He’s also bi. (Not to mention, he doesn’t even blink at Line’s genderfluidity.)

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hogwarts houses for the lads!!

these are my thoughts on the Hogwarts houses! honestly, a lot of them are hard to place imo, and i can see where people are coming from for other houses, this is just my personal opinion. i’m still working on making like a ‘hogwarts au’ for my personal hcs, and these houses have changed like 7 times throughout but im fairly confident with them now, and i personally feel like they fit!

tl;dr: (warning, it’s pretty long, oops) RALPH: Hufflepuff JACK: Gryffindor PIGGY: Ravenclaw SIMON: Hufflepuff ROGER: Slytherin MAURICE: Hufflepuff

I looked through house traits a lot, and I considered all of them when placing a character, I just picked the most obvious ones for the character matched to the house, which is why the traits that make Maurice more Hufflepuff-y are different than Ralph or Simon.

RALPH: HUFFLEPUFF

HARD-WORK: Ralph kept working on the shelters while everyone else slacked off, even though he may have done this because he was chief and wanted to make a good impression, he still did it and put in the effort.

DEDICATION: Ralph was 100% dedicated to not turning to savagery. Even though everyone else was technically much safer in Jack's camp, he kept his beliefs and didn't join them, even when it was clear that things were going downhill.

PATIENCE: As much as he may have snapped at many people, he was fairly patient for somebody being put in charge of a large group of children under 12 in a very stressful situation, and was pretty kind to the littluns.

FAIRNESS: Ralph's whole thing is representing democracy. As well, he is even described as 'the fair boy' which many say is describing both his appearance and his personality.

STRONG MORAL CODE: As said earlier, Ralph refused to turn over to the side of 'savagery' and did not join Jack's camp because he realized it was wrong, and never joined them because it was the easier thing to do.

REASONS AGAINST OTHER HOUSES: SLYTHERIN: Ralph didn't have much ambition (wanting to step down as leader, never really wanting to be in charge), and wasn't really cunning either. RAVENCLAW: Ralph didn't show much intelligence, creativity, wit, or wisdom except for a few occasions. Most of his ideas were just from Piggy. GRYFFINDOR: This would be my second choice for him, but I feel as though he would fit a bit better in Hufflepuff because while he was bold at times, bravery wasn't his main skill he brought to the table.

JACK: GRYFFINDOR

BRAVE: Jack climbed the mountain with the beast on it first, and killed very large animals which had to have taken some bravery at least.

RECKLESSNESS: Jack never really seemed to think about how his actions may make others feel, or the consequences of his actions, as shown when he burned down an island.

SHORT-TEMPERED: Jack spent a whole of not even one day on the island before he got into an argument with Piggy. Ralph only had to call his hunters 'boys with sticks' before he decided to start his own tribe. Obviously, there was much more build-up beforehand, but that shouldn't count as a 'last straw'.

CONFIDENT: Jack seemed to be quite confident, or egotistical, in the book. He only doubted himself a few times, and after these times he quickly went back to his usual self. STUBBORN: Once Jack was set on making his own tribe, there was no backing him down. No matter how many times Ralph attempted to talk with him, he was 100% convinced of his own ideas.

REASONS AGAINST OTHER HOUSES: SLYTHERIN: This would for sure, for sure be the next house, and it is a very close tie, but I think he does fit slightly better with Gryffindor. RAVENCLAW: Jack is smart, but he isn't really wise or anything. As well, Ravenclaws tend to be much more calm, which he is not. HUFFLEPUFF: Jack wasn't really all that patient, which is a large Hufflepuff trait, and he clearly was not very loyal considering he just started his own tribe and went off instead of sticking with the others. PIGGY: RAVENCLAW

INTELLIGENCE: Piggy was the main one who provided the intelligence in the group, which is shown many many times.

WISDOM: Piggy knew that a lot of what the others were doing was wrong, and understood the morality of everyone's actions fully. CREATIVITY: Piggy was the one who came up with a lot of ideas and suggested them to Ralph, he was the main person who had ideas to fix things or improve the group.

INDIVIDUALITY: Piggy was always the odd one out, and was made fun of for it a lot. And, of course he did let that get to him, but he seemed fairly okay with the fact that he was different from the others until he became the joke.

OBSERVANT: Piggy seemed to always be aware of how everyone else was behaving, and warned Ralph many times that things seemed to be starting to go wrong. REASONS AGAINST OTHER HOUSES: SLYTHERIN: Piggy never really showed any cunning or ambition, or any of the other Slytherin traits. HUFFLEPUFF: Piggy wasn't really hard-working, although he does fit with some other Hufflepuff traits. GRYFFINDOR: Piggy wasn't really bold, brave, or daring in any way. SIMON: HUFFLEPUFF

HARD-WORK: Simon worked on the shelters when everyone else was slacking off, and while Ralph was chief and therefore should work because he's in charge, Simon just did it because he wanted to help.

DEDICATION: Simon is the epitome of this. He saw a horrific dead pig head on a stick, had a seizure, climbed a mountain, puked his guts out and saw a dead body, then continued to run down a mountain for the sole purpose of informing the others. He was dedicated to making sure they knew there was nothing to fear but themselves, he was dedicated to the truth.

PATIENCE: Simon was very, very patient. When the littluns gathered around him to ask him for fruit, he stopped and grabbed some even though he was on his way to his resting place, and he was just generally patient with everyone.

FAIRNESS: Simon supported the ideas of having the conch to allow everyone to speak, and generally wanted to make sure everybody was heard.

STRONG MORAL CODE: Simon literally died for his morals, he wanted to make sure the truth was told, and would do anything to ensure that.

REASONS AGAINST OTHER HOUSES: SLYTHERIN: Simon didn't show any Slytherin traits whatsoever to me. GRYFFNDOR: Simon was brave, but he wasn't hot-headed or bold. RAVENCLAW: This would be my second choice, as he was quite wise, and I could see him fitting in well. I just think Simon would put patience and loyalty, (the main Hufflepuff traits) over intelligence and wisdom (the main Ravenclaw traits).

ROGER: SLYTHERIN (Honestly, Roger was hard, but this seems most correct)

SELF-PRESERVATION: Roger didn't often get involved in any of the major discussions, he tended to just keep to himself. He only really did what he had to in order to get into a position where he could, well, be Roger.

'A CERTAIN DISREGARD FOR THE RULES': I'm going to assume that murder does count as disregarding the rules, so I think Roger matches this description quite well. Also, throwing rocks at kids, even if you're purposely missing, doesn't seem very rule-following. SHREWD: Roger was always thinking ahead, and seemed to be quite clever and knew what he was doing. He was sharp-witted, and seemed to have a plan.

REASONS AGAINST OTHER HOUSES: HUFFLEPUFF: Honestly, this would kind of be a close second choice. He was patient, and he was pretty dedicated. But, he wasn't exactly fair. GRYFFINDOR: Roger didn't show many signs of being particularly bold, or having much recklessness. RAVENCLAW: Roger was also pretty smart, but I personally wouldn't consider him wise. MAURICE: HUFFLEPUFF (We really, honestly, do not know much about canon Maurice. This is kind of a mix of both, to be honest)

KINDNESS: Maurice was always there to lighten the mood and joke around whenever it was needed. As well, fanon Maurice seems to value being nice to his friends and being an all-around sweet dude.

HARD-WORKING: From what we see of canon Maurice, he does join in on a lot of hunting parties and was seen helping around a lot.

FRIENDLY: Maurice in canon seems very friendly and up-beat, and fanon Maurice is like this as well.

REASONS AGAINST OTHER HOUSES: GRYFFINDOR: I honestly was not sure whether or not to put him in Hufflepuff or Gryffindor. I landed on Hufflepuff because he didn't seem to be very Gryffindor-y in canon as he is in fanon, and even fanon Maurice has many, many Hufflepuff traits. RAVENCLAW: Maurice is smart, but I don't really think he seems like a Ravenclaw whatsoever. SLYTHERIN: Maurice doesn't show many Slytherin traits in either fanon or canon.

[persxphxne]

Coincidences (Steve Rogers x Short!Reader)

Hello, readers, this is my first one-shot so please go easy on me. I’m actually contemplating if to make this a multi-part but we’ll see how this goes>.< And Enjoy!

Pairing: Steve x Short!Reader

Summary: Pre-CACW. You start off the day with people teasing you about the one thing you can’t control, your height. Then just when you thought your day couldn’t get worse it gets...better? You start seeing the same cute guy everywhere you go and you start to wonder if it is just a coincidence or fate.

Word Count:1,768

Warnings: A handful of swears.

(Y/N) – Your name

(L/N) – Last name

(s/c) – Skin colour

(B/F/N) – Best friend name

(F/R) – Favourite restaurant

(f/f) - Favourite food

>> Part 2

“Hey, watch where you’re going!”

“Sorry I didn’t see you there…and still, don’t,” the stranger smirks at his own retort before going on his merry way. Probably to a business meeting with CEO’s and shite based on the way his snazzy Kenneth Cole suit made him reek sophistication, it’s always those types that feel to need to be pompous jerks to everyone else. I mean, I know that my 5’2 frame isn’t helping to lessen the insults but still, you shouldn’t be so mean to someone you don’t even know. But then again, when you’re out here on these crowded streets of New York during lunch hour, who’s being nice? I’m lost in my thoughts when,

“Oomph!” my face meets stone and I violently get pushed, my bum becoming best friends with the floor. Oh wait, that’s not stone, it’s someone’s chest which is covered by a navy blue V-neck…someone’s rock-hard and muscular chest. I inwardly drool as I look up towards his face which now makes me want to melt. His baby blue eyes grant him just enough softness to complement his killer jawline and blonde hair, and not to mention the worry that he held in them which makes me smile. And let us not forget those perfectly sculpted lips which urge me to just crash-

“Sorry ma’am, I didn’t see you there.” Alright, fantasy over.

“Don’t worry, most people don’t,” I shrug away his hand that he oh so generously set out for me with my own (s/c) colored hand and raise myself up from the ground, dusting whatever specs of gravel landed on my Levi blue jeans and a cream-colored blouse.

“Pardon me, ma’am, I meant no disrespect. I was on my,” he seems to pause as if remembering something, “iPhone and wasn’t looking at where I was going.”

“If you say so…,” I sigh, “well I guess no harm was done so enjoy the rest of your day.” I begin to walk towards my intended destination only to hear a faint “wait” from behind me causing my body to instinctually turn in his general direction, only to see him jogging towards me.

“I didn’t get your name, I’m Steve Rogers at you service ma’am.” He puts out his right hand and I hesitantly, but eventually shake it with my own, seeing how my (s/c) hand fit in his pale one.

“It’s not like you need it…but mine’s (Y/N) (L/N), and there is no need to be so formal either.” My phone suddenly rings shifting my attention to the screen which vibrates with impatient texts from my friend. “And I have to run. Nice to meet you I suppose?” and I trot off before he could say anything in reply.

~~~~~~~~~~~

“What took you so long? Don’t tell me that you were…” she starts off, smiling a grin worthy of the Cheshire Cat. 

“Whatever you are thinking, and I don’t even want to know what that is, didn’t happen” I dismissively whisper to (B/F/N), who has been my best friend for as long as I can remember. We had agreed to meet at the nearest Panini shop for our lunch break and are currently sitting in one of the booths eating our sandwiches. And even though I arrived late they had ordered my favorite sandwich, which warmed my heart and made the annoyance of before fade a little bit. “I was caught up by this guy, well two guys actually…” I reply, thinking about the two contrasting men which hindered my arrival here.

“Oh I get it, you like that threesome foreplay…tsk tsk tsk, next time-”

“No!” I cut them off, and although I want to be annoyed I find myself chuckling at their words, “They bumped into me, separate times of course. One was a complete jerk, but the other was just a gentleman…like 20th century gentleman.”

“Sounds dreamy,” my friend replies amused at my description.

“That’s not even the half of it, he was muscular, but not like a body builder, and he had these baby blues that I could stare into for a long time. Not to mention his wavy-”

“Blonde hair?”

“Um, yes, how did you know?”

“That’s because Mr. Hottie with a body has just entered the building.” And then they proceed to wave their hand high in the air, which I quickly push back down, causing the impact to make a fairly loud sound. I turn to see if he notices and he catches my glance, giving me a toothy grin before scoping out the scene. (B/F/N) face brims with excitement and their eyes move as if they are following someone who was about to walk past us. They nearly have to hold back a squeal as the said person halts in front of our table, and it is none other than Steve Rogers.

“Hi um…Steve! What brings you to our table?” I ask him politely.

“Sorry to bother you, ma’am, (Y/N) right? I was supposed to meet my friends here but they haven’t arrived yet. Would you mind if I intruded for a moment?” “Intrude away!” (B/F/N) barges in, not even letting me get a word in. Steve looks slightly uncertain until I also give him a nod and he claims the seat directly next to mine.

And as fate would have it, his friends didn’t show up until an hour later, meaning that he got to spend all that time talking and eating with us. Not so surprisingly, this guy is pretty amazing despite my first impression which I will admit was clouded at the time.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Why do people think it’s okay to place necessities on the highest shelves without placing a footstool there? Like all that fighting for gender, race, and ethnic equality, where is my height equality? I try on my tiptoes one last time to see if I could reach the required seasoning to complete my dish, but just like my previous attempts, I fail again. Or, at least I believed I did until the container is placed in my hand when my feet land back on the ground.

“This is what you were trying to reach right ma’am?” The one and only Steve Rogers comes to my rescue.

“Yea, thanks, Steve, oh and you can call me (Y/N).” I look him up and down, noticing how his attire has changed to a white tank and jeans which I am not complaining about at all.

“Alright (Y/N), but it wasn’t a problem, I’m glad to help,”

“This is, like the hundredth time I’ve seen you today? Are you sure you’re not stalking me?”

“I can assure you ma’a-” I raise my eyebrows at him, “I mean (Y/N), that it was purely coincidental.”

“Mhm, so you say. Anyway, as thanks for saving the flavors of my dish, can I offer you din-”

“Oh Cap, are you done picking up the sodas? I swear I know you’re new to all this but-hi.” A red head female from another isle walks up to Steve, talking before she realizes that I am also present. Her hair frames her face while flowing past her shoulders, enhancing her already natural beauty. Not to mention that she had a body to match as her spandex tights and tank top portrayed all of her features that could make men and women alike drool.

“This is the girl who I was waiting with earlier, (Y/N), and (Y/N), this my partner, Nat.”

“Nice to meet you,” I shake my hands with hers, and as I glance up to her face I catch the quick and quiet eye conversation Nat and Steve were having before I finally let go. “Well I should be going, (f/f) isn’t going to make itself.” And as I walk away I begin to feel slightly crushed. Of course, it was just a momentary attraction, but…well, I guess I should have known that all the good ones are always taken.

“Wait!” I sense a bit of deja vu but this time keep my eyes focused on the freezer section in front of me. “I didn’t get to say it back there but-”

“The answer is no, I know. I’m sorry, I won’t intrude on you and your girlfriend again trust me.”

“Are you talking about Nat? She’s my partner…as in co-worker partner, we go on mi-meetings, meetings together,”

“Oh…well I still overstepped my boundaries and-”

“Forgive me for cutting you off again ma’am but what I wanted to say was yes, I would love,” he glances at my basket, “(f/f) for dinner tonight if you won’t mind having me.” And in that instant, my sour mood turned completely around, although still laced with shame.

“Oh, great, but are you sure that your friend won’t mind?”

“I’ll talk to her right now, why don’t I meet you at the dairy section in five minutes so that I could pay for the groceries and we could head to your place?”

“You don’t have to pay.” I attempt to protest but he gives me this look that makes me go quiet.

“I insist ma’am, I am also partaking of this dish so technically they are my groceries too,”

“…Thank you, Steve,” At the end of it all I just grin and kiss his cheek, which was tremendously difficult but still manageable, before going to complete my previous task. I glance back out of pure curiosity to see him giving me a warm smile before jogging off to where I last saw him and his friend. His smile encapsulated in my mind as it leaves a permanent smile on my face for the rest of the 5 minutes I spend picking up the last needed ingredients. ~~~~~~~~~~~~

3rd Person

“Guys, the target is with me, await my signal,” Steve whispers into his ear com, starting to regret picking this position in the current mission.

[tangodancer91]

A Study in Hypocrisy #2.2

Or why the Avengers’ relationship to Tony was unhealthy at best, Steve isn’t fit to be a leader, and why I’m Team Iron Man to the end.

WHY TONY’S RELATIONSHIP WITH THE AVENGERS IS UNHEALTHY AT BEST

Tony’s relationship with the Avengers has always made me uncomfortable. For the longest time, I couldn’t put my finger on why exactly, but I’ll try to organize my thoughts in this series.  

This post was getting far too long, so I decided to cut it into parts, one per Avenger.

STEVE

Steve’s relationship with Tony is bathed in hypocrisy and double standards right off the bat. When Steve meets Bruce, he tells him that he doesn’t care about his reputation and will essentially make up his own mind about what kind of person he is from what he sees as they work together. 

Yet he doesn’t apply that very same standard to Tony, instantly judging and comparing him to Bucky. 

Big man in a suit of armor. Take that away, what are you?

[...]

I know men with none of that worth ten of you.

Avengers (2012)

Where does Steve get off judging Tony like this? Reading a file doesn’t give him intimate knowledge of who Tony is as a person. And his fortune has nothing to do with who he is inside. Indeed, it sounds like he holds Tony’s fortune (which he worked hard to build—whatever people may think, SI’s products didn’t invent themselves) against him. Which makes no sense? 

In Winter Soldier, we see quickly enough that neither Steve nor Natasha trust Tony. When they show up at Sam’s, they promptly tell him everyone they know wants to kill them, which is so absurdly stupid and wrong I have no words for it. Tony would never ally with HYDRA. Tony designed the freaking helicarriers. Hell, he’s a tech genius. He was the obvious choice in this case! He could have provided them with a safe house, any supplies they needed, backup and unlimited technical help. 

But do you think they went to him? 

Nooo. And why? Apart from “they’re stupid and Marvel didn’t want to pay for RDJ,” because Steve already knew about the Winter Soldier killing Tony’s parents. They could have avoided dumping all of SHIELD’s files on the internet. They could have protected the hundreds of undercover agents who were caught unawares once their legends were blown. They could have protected those agents’ families. They could have protected the agents who weren’t undercover, but still carrying out missions at the time. They could have avoided the crazy damage caused by three giant flying machines shooting each other out of the sky right over Washington DC. There would have been considerably less loss of life had Tony been involved. 

And yet they chose to keep him out of it. 

And here’s where it starts to get very sour, and where I get very, very bitter. 

Around rolls Age of Ultron and Steve is so, so quick in putting the blame on Tony. Like everyone else, he promptly forgets Bruce’s involvement, and makes Tony the sole culprit. After 3 years fighting side by side, he doesn’t even give him the benefit of the doubt. He doesn’t pause to think of somebody other than his precious little self and wonder if, maybe, he’s not so special after all and others might have experienced visions, too. 

Nope. No, it’s evil, it’s bad, so it’s gotta be Tony’s fault. 

Then, there’s the culmination of his hypocrisy: “Sometimes, my teammates don’t tell me things.” 

Okay. First, who the fuck do you think you are, asshole? You don’t get to demand that your teammates tell you everything? What the hell! Nobody owes you anything whatsoever. 

Second, who the fuck do you think you are to demand complete transparency after keeping the secret of said teammate’s parents’ death for over a year? 

This pissed me off. so. damn. much. 

Pardon my French. 

The sheer hypocrisy, people. The balls! 

Now then. What about trusting freaking Wanda Maximoff over your teammate? She suddenly realizes that she’s gonna die too if the world ends, switches to your side out of sheer convenience and self interest, and after 30 seconds you take her advice that “Stark is evil” like she’s the Messiah? Wow. It must be nice to be so convinced of your own self-righteousness. 

Finally, Civil War. 

Let’s forget about the fact that Steve probably didn’t read the Accords. The entire thing has to have taken place over the course of, what... a week at most? Starting with the introduction of the Accords. There is no way in hell Steve—or anyone else on his team, really—would have managed to read and understand a piece of legislation as complex as the Accords in that time. No way. Which means that he heard a vague description of it and said “no” for... what reason again? 

But I digress. 

Tony offers compromises. He works his ass off to come up with a way to wipe Steve and Sam’s record clean, and to offer Bucky therapy instead of prison. He keeps reaching out, over and over again, only to have his hand slapped away by Rogers. But unlike Rogers, Tony doesn’t dismiss Steve’s claims that there are other Winter Soldiers. He investigates the information and then, because his heart is too big for his own good, he still goes to Siberia to help. 

And there are 5 more super soldiers just like him. I can't let the doctor find them first, Tony. I can't.

Captain America: Civil War (2016)

Because where Steve says “I,” Tony says “we.” Because Tony Stark, who “doesn’t play well with others,” is the one who keeps reaching out and trying to move as a team. Because Steve, who keeps preaching about fighting “together” and not having secrets, keeps his tightly under wraps. Again, do you think Sam and Bucky were aware of Tony’s deal? 

Back on topic, Tony goes to Siberia to help Steve, who then proceeds to invalidate his trauma and pain at seeing his parents die in front of his eyes. And as if that wasn’t bad enough, of course Tony’s not stupid and realizes that Steve knew. But instead of confessing, Steve lies to his face all. over. again.

I will not even go into that condescending letter, which could be summarized like follows: “I’m sorry you don’t understand that I was right and you were wrong, and if you’re prepared to beg for forgiveness and freely offer your house, your toys and your money to me again, I might just, after some time, agree to forgive you. P.S.: How is it, being all by yourself in that huge place?”  

Steve is a hypocritical, holier-than-thou asshole and needs a kick where the sun don’t shine. Tony better not forgive anyone until they grovel for at least 10 years. 

ETA: Also, that “I could do this all day” line infuriated me to no end. Implying that Tony’s being a bully when he’s just been stabbed in the back by his teammates while he was trying to do what was right is downright petty, stupid, awful and shitty. 

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Part 2.1: Natasha | Part 2.2: Steve | Part 2.3: Thor