#just put the money into my account without me working 🤓

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Noo i dont wanna do work....

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M. List

Obey Me! Bro's As: Retail Workers:

A/N: In the process of writing this, i kept thinking my tumblr was glitching because it wasn't saving to my drafts on this account. Turns out i was on my alt the entire time and didn't notice 🙃

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Lucifer:

Lucifer can go one of two ways in my opinion

He's either extremely nice to people, or openly frustrated

I would be too if i had to put up with half the things retail workers have to on a daily basis 🙄

He's also the type to scan things extra fast when he sees a child without their parents in line bc they went to get something they forgot

That poor child.

He's staring right into their eyes as well, and the kid starts to feel like holes are being burned into their forehead

Mammon:

He has no idea what he's doing.

Constantly calls one of his co-workers over to his register because he doesn't know how to work the system

This is what you get for not paying attention to your mentor, buddy-boy‼️

He also ends up scanning the same item multiple times because he's distracted and then gets mad at the customer when they try to let him know

Eventually gets fired for pocketing money

Dumb mf 😐

Levi:

He's very awkward in a lot of cases

Unless he notices someone buying something anime/manga themed

Or if he's scanning things for an older person

Levi has a soft spot for old people and i will die on this hill

Anyway, he would end up asking the customer about said anime item and possibly end up spoiling the entire show for them

Outside of that, I feel like he would get shaky hands and end up dropping multiple items

Bonus points if it's a glass jar

Satan:

Like Lucifer, he can go one of two ways

He's usually more on the frustrated side, though

He is the avatar of wrath, after all

Especially when there's a toddler in line and they keep grabbing random things-

Or that one baby that decides a grocery store is the ultimate location for a screaming fit

I feel like he would end up quitting once those things happen a little to frequently

Someone give this demon a break at the very least 🥲

Asmo:

He's overall very pleasant to everyone

Always makes sure to ask if they had trouble finding anything or how their day was going so far

He seems to be able to calm the children throwing tantrums down pretty easily too, which is always a bonus for the parents

He would also flirt with customers quite frequently, which gets him in trouble sometimes

For example, he didn't realize that this one person was married once until their partner came back and turned out to be one of those muscular people that could absolutely beat him to a pulp

He was scared out of his mind but they were--thankfully--willing to let him explain

Gets voted employee of the month often as well since he's just so great at his job 🤓

Beel:

Diavolo forbid he gets hungry on the job

It's pretty much inevitable but still

He once accidentally started to eat a customer's cereal but realized a bit too late

Almost got fired bc of that 😕

That's why his co-workers always try to make sure he has something to eat at pretty much all times

Other than that he's kind to just about everyone, with the exception of those people who are jerks for no reason

He's pretty well liked by his co-workers as well, which is always a good thing

Belphie:

He's that one cashier that you can tell doesn't care and makes sure you're aware of it

Constant yawning

Sometimes he'll be half asleep and ends up pulling a Mammon and scanning the same thing 10 times, much to the customer's dismay

Only difference is that he doesn't get mad when they point it out

Other than that, he's relatively easy to work with since he doesn't really have the energy to argue with people

That doesn't mean he would let rude customer's off the hook, though

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Thanks for reading! Sorry for any spelling/grammar mistakes and have a great day/night! :)