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there is something like A Little insane abt how oscar and lando have now Acknowledged their weird thumb grip handshake. and continue to do it… So You Know how to dap him up but you fit arnd his thumb so well that we’re just doing that. aokay… okayy
#it is not normal#that is not normal#its like. going for a highfive n then grabbing their hand n leaning in for a kiss kinda banter#except its Not a joke. its like just their Thing#okkkkkk?#sure#landoscar
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You ever wish a character you like was real but not in a romantic way necessarily like. I want Leona to be real and accompany me on the train so I can kick his feet. I'm so bored I would definitely enjoy kicking his feet rn
#normally I read fics or whatever but in some areas there's no connection so!!#what am I supposed to do? it's a tunnel I can't even enjoy the view 😔#so I need him to be real so I can entertain myself by annoying him#if we're not feeling violence. you can also braid his hair or smth#grocery shopping w your fav character but it's not romantic it's just banter and fighting for the last snack#imagine following me expecting art and then what you get is a post about how I'd like to be getting on Leona's nerves rn 😔#im sorry about that 🫶#twst leona
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actually the truest difficultly of being a sera and vivienne fan is that you can't take them out together in your party without them getting into a comical cartoon fight where they dissappear in a cloud of blury motion lines and smoke and swinging fists everytime you look away from them
#dai#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#vivienne#vivienne de fer#da:i#sera dragon age#sera#da sera#i love them so so much#vivienne is so unbothered by sera and sera is kicking crying throwing up about it#but sera makea the connection that vivienne's inability to react to things as others do is Not Fucking Normal and says as much to jer#edit: her*#which is ALSO super interesting#i think that specific banter is the one time vivienne ever really faulters with sera. just. thinking so hard about them
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I'm sorry, I'm sure everybody has seen the puns a hundred times already, but the way he decided to approach her from behind and loom over her when he said that is killing me... 😂
#Dragon Age#Dragon Age: The Veilguard#DATV#Veilguard#Lucanis Dellamorte#Rook Mercar#Simara Mercar#his reaction to Rook's shenanigans here is the funniest#also something something ''that's what I love about you''#lmao#you gotta annoy your love interest a little bit sometimes#it's enrichment#especially after a year of horrors#he'll have to at least snort eventually#exhale through his nose#something#we can't stop clowning until then#also this is even funnier when you consider how the collision prevention is set in this game for companions#normally they get out of your way when you get too close#but he just walked up to her like that#you can't tell the companions where to stand in this game - he somehow did that on his own#just... impeccable positioning for this specific banter 👌#he whispers in her ear sexily a nicer variant of ''I could fuck you up you know'' and she's like ''haha I'm in danger 💕''#we like to... talk... a little close to the edge eh Lucanis?#and then you see Bellara staying in her lane in the background 😂
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my biggest gripe with the manhwa rn is that they made javier more of an asshole than he is in the novel and then took away most of the scenes where we see him being kind and soft with others.
javier can be an ass, he is a brat and he's especially annoying when he's with lloyd, but above anything else he is kind and loyal and selfless and good. i cannot emphasize enough how good javier is. he's the kind of person who cannot see someone in trouble or danger and do nothing about it. he's the kind of person who would sacrifice his life for total strangers and no hope of any reward. he's the kind of person who can't even enjoy a lavish party without feeling guilty because he'd much rather help people in need with that money.
he's so fucking good, lloyd is a little annoyed by it because he keeps getting dragged into life-threatening situations because javier just won't stop helping people they don't even know. mind you, lloyd is also endeared by this and would not want him to change but god can it be frustrating in his endeavor to keep them both alive.
there's this particular scene that i just. i'm so sad it was cut. where javier is helping around the refugee camp, going without sleeping and eating so he can focus on helping as many people as possible and then he spots a little kid that got lost on his way back. so he decides to help him.
and he's so gentle with this kid.
Javier walked over to the kid and called him. The flustered boy looked up. Javier strove to put on a warm smile on his face. "Are you lost?" “...” The boy nodded, his eyes all wet. Javier carefully stroked the boy's head. "I think I can help you with that. Why don't you let me help find your tent?" suggested Javier. “...” The boy nodded again. "But why didn't you eat the food? It's going to get cold. Are you not hungry?" "I am… hungry," the boy finally said. But what he said next caught Javier by surprise. "But I won't eat it," said the boy. "Why not?" "My mother is hungrier." "Is that so?" "Yes." “...” Javier wondered why this kid came out to take the food when he had a mother. There must be a reason, he thought to himself. He held out his hand. "I will hold the tray for you." "..." "I won't spill it. I promise." "Okay..." Javier took the tray and wrapped the boy’s hand with his own.
like. god. javier is not a naturally warm person. he's very reserved and stoic and sometimes outright cold, but he still tries so hard with this kid. because he knows what it's like to be him. he knows what it's like to be a child and be scared and hungry and without a home. and he remembers how much it meant for a kind adult to reach out a hand to him and help. and he wants to be that to others too.
everything he does, he does because he genuinely believes it's the right thing to do and therefore his obligation. and even when it doesn't come naturally to him, like being warm and gentle to a child, he still tries his best to do so.
and like that wasn't enough, when they finally find the kid's mom, javier finds out she's blind. recently blinded actually. that she used all her strength to get her child to safety and now she has to depend on him to take care of them because she can't do it anymore. her blouse is smudged with porridge.
so javier kneels down and explains who he is, why he's there and that he wants to help. he lifts up a spoonful of food and slowly and carefully starts to feed her himself. she's a complete stranger and javier doesn't hesitate one second to do this for her.
this is who javier is!! this is who he is at his core!! he's kind and he's selfless and he's above all else good!!
if your audience can't imagine javier comforting a child, then you failed your audience. you missed the point of his character.
#i talk a lot <3#tged#the greatest estate developer#ch 127#javier asrahan#sorry i have a lot of feelings about javier and how fucking good he is despite being constantly shoved into his role as badass protagonist#the world wants him to be the knight of blood and iron so bad but he's a kid whose world fell apart when he was a child#and then received kindness for kindness sake and he has never forgotten this.#he will always try to be the helping hand that he received from someone else first#HE'S A BRAT BUT ONLY WHEN HE'S WITH LLOYD. THAT'S BEST FRIEND PRIVILEGE BITCH.#and even with lloyd it's meant to be proof of his trust and closeness to him!! it's meant to reflect how javier doesn't feel the need#to be perfect and always in control with lloyd!! how he trusts him with the annoying and whiny and mean parts of him!!#there's a point to their banter and their bitchiness to each other!! he's not an asshole just because!!#also i've decided i dislike that they made him so expressive. he Would Not Say That. nor would he make that face.#when lloyd can tell what javier is feeling it's supposed to be special because no one else can.#no one else gets to know javier like lloyd does. THIS IS A BIG POINT OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP HOLY SHIT HOW CAN YOU MISS IT.#i'm fine. i'm good. i'm normal about this.
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truly nothing makes me as fucking stupid in the head as a crush i can do nothing about ohhh my fucking god
#*mine#mona rambles#me outrageously flirting with gods gift to men: 😏#also me trying to talk like a normal person to someone who makes me want to do unspeakable things: uhm. hi. i. uh. hi?#literal hell on earth. lab designed torture chamber for me personally#the whole You Cannot Hit That also just makes it immediately 10 times more interesting like oh my god girl get a grip#sigh#anyway#but also i think people I'm not allowed to flirt with justju#*just#shouldn't be allowed to banter with me like my good sir are you aware what you're doing. lord abovr
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every time I see the big black "songs about fucking" cover i remember jakey bought a "funny" t shirt with the cover photoshopped so the lady was holding a bad poker hand. and I asked him what the joke was and he said "she looks mad because her cards are bad" and he wasn't being wry or ironical, that's just what he thought "jokes" were about half the time. a joke is when a familiar thing is slightly different. this got him enough false positives on his guesses about what a joke was that it just reinforced his lack of comprehension about the concept of humor. he kept buying t shirts like this, about half of them were actual jokes and the rest were either so lame they weren't actually even funny in a shitty tshirt way, but merely confusing, or were not jokes at all and instead were just "hey remember thing you've seen before?" but not even in a novel context or anything. but he thought they were jokes, and would laugh at them
I'm never going to be able to move past this because it's impossible to receive any sort of explanation for something the person holding the misapprehension believes to be self evident and thus inexplicable
#blog#the tone of this post is so solemn lmao i promise i am not feeling angst about it#it just baffles me all over again every time im reminded of it#it is funny when someone is absolutely clueless but not when youre living with them it turns out#i remember explaining to him that usually when people chuckle politely in social situations they are not actually laughing with you#and he didnt get it#i also had to explain to him that other people were not “having fun” debating him about pointless disagreements#that normally people actually found loud conflict stressful#and that arguing was different than bantering with your friends#his friends used to have to ban him from chatrooms and servers maybe not regularly but more than once or twice#really confusing
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“Heh… we’re on the clock.”
#this scene caught me completely off guard#idk if it was supposed to be just normal banter or if it actually was flirty but slfjksjskf#garrett thief#viktoria#thief garrett#thief the metal age#thief Viktoria#sketch#fanart#reb's art adventures
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Follow-up comic post the Wheatley Crash
#sock art#sock’s art#sock#virgil#office party#office party au#sloppy quality but I want this comic out in the wild#Wanted to fully showcase their proper banter#though tbh I’d write the Virgil dialogue slightly differently but the spirit and proper snark is there#I feel like Sock would feel way too properly fucked up to just abandon Wheatley but paralyzed at just what to do with him#Wheatley#To be fair if you suddenly found one of the droids that you’ve been cohabitating with just out in the wilds#Hard thing to be normal about like that’s weird why is he out here
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by the way are lann and daeran . um
#???#harker goes crusading#why are all their camp dialogues just flirting. hello.#and not like ‘oh theyre having fun banter it kind of could be flirting’#not sure theres a way to misread lann straight up asking daeran if hed fuck a mongrel. he cant be that straight he thinks thats normal
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FORGETTABLE AU SONG????? MASSIVE W??????

I really really like this song, just recently heard it from this new album When Death Was Mine, I highly recommend this song + the entire album + the artists whole work!! its all really good :3
But this song, I feel, works REALLY well for Sans’ POV of what we all know is gonna happen with Wingdings…
FIRST BIT!
How could this happen to us? The push and tug of your trust: are my favorite lines when attaching it to this AU. The perspective being Sans before the incident. We don’t know if Sans had been there during it, or if they’d had some sort of fight before it, or even something else; But I imagine GENERALLY something horrible and dramatic happened before. For the purposes of this im going with them having a big confrontation days before shit goes down. And this line would take place after that confrontation.
The curtains closed, the doors been shut: Wingdings being SILLY! and shutting everything and everyone out to do Gaster shenanigans!!! YAY!
Kicking up dust. Im playing the FOOL again: that dust ofc not being any USUAL dust, no no *finger wag* theres a really cool visual in my head of it being like a transition of Sans going outside to walk it off, going into Snowdin and kicking the snow, before that turning into dust being blown off from HOLES BEIN PUT INTO HANDS!!! for whatever reason why does he do that/why does that happen 😭 i’m excited to find out. Oh yeah and the fool part refers to how currently Sans feels foolish for trusting Wingdings that everything was totally A-Okay/he could handle it himself and Sans didn’t need to push.
SECOND BIT!
Am I gullible enough to take a walk in your shoes? The way you strut with a bluff, the way you act so aloof: More saltiness on Sans’ half. I love Wingdings’ style of lying, he just doesn’t say enough to actually lie 😭😭 I hate him sm.
As if the neckties a noose: this was UNNECESSARY
You’d dance on air for a bet: ok yes I can totally see this as WD just being a risk taker n shit. BUT ALSO PAPYRUS CAN WALK ON AIR SO ITS FUNNYHSDHSDHDSH seriously why does this song work so well
I’m used to balancing acts up to my neck: I really like this with Sans’ character not even just within this AU. He’s doing a LOT a lot of the time, while also making himself look lazy which is just another balancing act in itself. BUT for this AU specifically id imagine its more about Wingdings specifically than just his life in general-
LAST BIT!!!
The truth is that as the older you get, they’re more indifferent to you. The less they’ll act all impressed: This one would be more from Wingdings’ perspective cause yeah Sans is currently pretty frustrated I DON’T THINK HE’D BE THIS RUDE- I think this works better with the context of this being WDs own doubts, he was trying to figure out how to FREE THE UNDERGROUND- now he’s tryna free the godamn universe like MAN 😭 he’s gotta stop putting so much pressure on himself. Though I really REALLY like the idea of him not really caring about making relationships, but still needing to be loved by the wider public in a way. Like relationships? booo. Reputation? YAAAASSS
They’ll find all sorts of new ways to get inside your head: same premise as the last lines but I wanna highlight it cause it also works really well with Wingdings again, spiraling down the madness pit. He’s finding all sorts of new ways to get inside his OWN HEAD overthinking, smh…
Might die before ive said my peace: Wingdings might (will) die before Sans can say his peace to him….
Between you and me, if it’s alright, i’m not staying: Sans, in fact, does not stay at the lab! Those days are over, now it’s time to talk to mysterious door ladies and do nothing at sentry stands and purposefully annoy your brother.
The song as a whole gets a tad more aggressive and energetic than I feel Sans would be like, but the visuals of this happening inside of his head while he’s just kinda going 😶 irl is really fun :3
I haven’t heard the whole album yet cause I need to digest songs one by one especially if they’re such hard hitters- SO MAYBE ILL BE BACK WITH MORE WHEN DEATH WAS MINE FORGETTABLE AU SONGS!!!
oh yeah also the album title and cover is like ALSO REALLY GOOD FOR THIS AU WHY IS MY LIFE LIKE THIS WHY IS EVERYTHING CONNECTED 😭😭 I gotta redraw the cover with Wingdings wait omg hold on

ok quick sketch
LISTEN TO THE ALBUM GANG ITS SO FUN!!
#When Death Was Mine#good album#good stuff#good songs#Forgettable au yap#I love siblings#these kinds of sibling fights remind me of Underfell#and how much I love their dynamic#cause normal Sans and Papyrus are just lighthearted banter#meanwhile Fell Sans and Pap like would scream at each other and get into physical fights for the pettiest reasons#then chill out the rest of the time#the 2 kinds of sibling dynamics#Sans and Wingdings…. are uh…. hm.#idk what they are#theyre special#NO#theyre resentment#yeaaaahhh#THERE ARE 3 KINDS OF SIBLING DYNAMICS#until the fire nation attacked
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why is it that when 2 normal charas so much as Smile to each other or have a touching scene the entire fanbase is like OMG SHIP SHIP THEYRE SO IN LOVE, RIGHT? LOOK @ THEM KYAA
but a problematic pair (be they the obvious twincest bait or 2 charas w an age gap or complicated circumstances or are siblings/sibcon bait etc) will have a scene where they're nearly abt 0.2 secs from making out &/or are speaking/showing their love for one another to a point that's far beyond platonic in nature (maybe even featuring fanservice), are so very clearly openly Flirting with each other/have blatant romantic or sexual tension, &/or are framed in a romantic/sexual light in general etc etc & everyones like no omg they're just normal siblings/family or teacher-student/parent[coded]-child or whatever etc :// u guys r freaks WHAT how r they shippy in any way :// how tf r u shipping them wha huh.
like why is it that when the ship is problematic, people are like
#this started out as a post abt brocons but then I remembered sebaciel & i was like u kno.. the agegap + etc pairings get this treatment too#anyway. u don't even need to Ship the pairing but how can u not see How others ship it especially if it's smth Baited?? ignorance.#overgrowth.text#Rant tag#except a genuine rant this time bc im so very sick of Normies.#like for every ship I'm like yea they banter makes sense ppl want em to kiss or wow they had some homoerotic rival moments of course they'r#a ship like! does the immoral part just make u stupid or smth? u think k they wouldn't? how do You know em so well huh.#especially if they're in canon like 'god ur so cute i love u wow ur the most perfect being i wanna b closer to u' & ur like Waow.. normal#family behavior <3 he's whimpering bc hes happy <3 yay <3 like ??? (im vaguing yhe shiramitsus again bc they're so Blatant)
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saw a dream where a colleague was being mildly annoying so i told her to kys and got fired 🥀
#i wasn't even super mad at her or anything i just forgot it's not normal workplace banter... 💔#everyone was so shocked and looked at me like i just slaughtered a puppy before their eyes or smth 😭
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emotional about the bellara & cyrian // illario & lucanis parallels again o(<
#kermiecrisis.jpg#that banter between lucanis and bellara just triggered where he's like#'sorry I shouldn't have said that your brother isn't a real monster'#i literally yelled at the tv NEITHER ARE YOUUUUUU#ough. normal#mer plays dav
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I think the first time u cuddle up to Enjin in bed changes his life completely
#enjin#based on a Enjin idea I have yet to write but uh. yeah.#when you’re tired or sickly or had a hard day and just.#crawl under his arm and let urself be vulnerable … esp if you’re normally pretty flighty bc like. duh#it changes him fr. makes him want to be more careful with u. someone he thinks of as … strong. as someone he can banter with and tease#makes him want to be more gentle to himself as well and … maybe even? stop fucking around and just commit to u?#omg who said that <- Enjin#LMAO#anyway#I go to concert tonight so I’m POOOPED#caitie blabs#gk#shii posts
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Imagine if the dexholders, later in life, discovered that they just can’t handle normal stressful situations due to how many times their lives were put on the line. Kind of like the situation with Future!Steven where he just couldn’t cope with life suddenly becoming peaceful after fighting for so long
#bits of banter#pokespe#pokemon adventures#pokemon#pokemon special#Steven from Steven universe future to be exact btw#they just experience what would be something small to a normal person but becomes a big deal to them#a simple fright could have them sending out their partners in preparation to attack out of instinct#i have too many pokespe thoughts guys
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