#just likes being in front of a camera!
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Once again thinking about au’s of other heroes trying to figure out Spidey’s identity and getting way off base:
MJ has a stint as a fashion model for a bit and only trusted Peter to take her photos (worried about being sabotaged by other people in the industry)
And she makes sure to drill into his head all the stuff that she’s modeling as well as any other fashion things she thinks he needs to know about (a mix of what she just wants him to know, and so that no one can try and say he doesn’t belong there)
So it keeps coming out every now and then that Spiderman is weirdly knowledgeable about fashion trends and designers and stuff, and everyone has different theories for why he would know all that
(Johnny Storm is convinced Spidey is a model)
#Spiderman#spider man#spider-man#Peter Parker#MJ#mary jane watson#I just like imagining MJ bouncing from actress to model and back again#just likes being in front of a camera!#johnny storm#I also like imagining that every time MJ needs a pic of herself she gets Peter to do it#he knows all her best angles
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lol re prev reblog i was just ranting to a friend about how annoying i find that type of rhetoric that credits actors with everything when they usually have the least to contribute. like, they're the assembly line putting it together, they're not the designers - and mash in particular didn't leave room for much improv, they were pretty strict about keeping to the scripts aside from Movie Tonight.
Alda had influence as a writer later on, sure, but they hired him so he could play a guy that had already been written.
idk idg the appeal of imagining that a show was made like you'd make a student film in high school lol, by pointing a camera at someone who's just goofing off. I like good things made with thought behind it.
#text post#this also goes for conspiracy style rpf shippers who think a convincing romance = the actors are in love lol#like please give these ppl some credit for being good at their jobs and not just existing in front of a camera
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merry christmas from me and my soot sprite earrings and if u don't celebrate christmas happy getting paid time + a half day
#why is the lighting so different for front vs back facing cameras? the world may never know#tcp#what i look like#this is just an excuse to show off my nails + earrings if I'm being honest
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i have decided to keep working on the painting even though it makes me wanna end it all fr but i need mutuals to weigh in and tell me which version is worse:
#'which is worse' meaning which one makes you feel the worst because i am going to use that version.#i don't want to post the whole thing yet but if context helps#the full composition is him sitting in front of some roman-esque architecture nude to the waist and weaving a net#referenced from the frederic leighton piece 'weaving the wreath'#the whole thing is awful but to me it feels like the inclusion of the netmaking is just an extra layer of capitol fetishization#(i say as if i'm not the one painting it)#as my mutual theworldiswhispering so succinctly put it:#'the hard labor you do is not safe from being romanticized by the people who benefit from it at your expense'#on the one hand the averted eyes is more candid and secretive and coy. which is gross but that's the point#on the other hand if he's looking right at you i want you to feel complicit.#even though he's looking directly at the camera (and at you) he is looking past you. he has a thousand yard stare already#and you can imagine all the work his prep team had to do to disguise sunken eyes
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minerva and roman council portrait doodles ☀️
#invictus only let roman focus on art the way he does because they ran out of camera film a while ago and being able to draw is helpful#other members of the council also like having fancy portraits and busts of themselves so it gains Invictus and roman some favor#the flowers are chocolate daisy and sunflower btw I'm bad at drawing plants#art#my ocs#titan#my art#titan posting#sketch#minerva#roman#i need to do outfit sketches of the peeps on titan 'cause they have like pseudo greco-roman atomic style fusion fashion and it's hard to-#-properly show with just busts#also!!! the back & sides of minerva's hair are in braids. the top is styled loosely and pulled back. and the front sides are in finger coil
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they should let me watch shows and go crazy for a living. why isn't this a career.
#I'm so good at it#and right all the time#I mean film theory is a college pathway#but usually with film majors you have to do a little bit of producing also#like actually writing and filming and editing#and I don't wanna do the writing part#I don't mind the filming and the editing. I actually really like editing.#but I'm terrified of being in front of the camera and also I'm not good at writing#so bleehhh. but anyway.#and also you have to be very physical for a lot of these things which is fine#when it's like carrying a bunch of things or w/e. but moving around and standing so much#it just kills my legs and feet#I mean. if I had SOME kind of mobility aid would I go to school for film. maybe#idk#but anyway whatever.#I should be allowed to be autistic about media for money :)
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bad day all around 👎🏻
#first of all i thought i was gonna faint right in front of my coworker speaking to me earlier this morning#like i had to basically take items stocked on the very top of the shelves and put them on the shelves and i guess im not that okay with#heights bc i was pretty afraid of being so high up the ladder + having to handle glass bottles#so i guess that made me start sweating a lot i was so hot and then my heart started beating so fast i thought i needed to sit down right#there lmaooo my face have been so red 😭😭#anyway im fine now my legs just feel a bit weak still but 👍🏻#and then i got an email that my order for the camera i was looking forward to was cancelled and reimbursed bc the address was wrong#(it wasn't i just forgot to specify the province but like. that's also in the zip code?? but like ok my bad. couldn't you have informed me#before placing the order though. or before cancelling it.....) anyways now the price went up by 10€ and it's not that much but like....#it's the principle hdjfjfjfj idk it was upsetting bc i was looking forward to it being shipped today so 😓#plus it's been raining so hard#at least from Sunday i have a week off💆🏻♀️
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Post canon fic but it's presented through the incredibly niche framing device of Gus and Matt having a weekly school news/radio show at Hexside where they discuss the goings on of the school + their lives, get calls in from other students, give PSAs, etc. Jerbo is their political correspondent and Skara covers sports. Barcus does a Man (dog?) On The Street bit and also does a weekly fortune. Nobody on earth wants this except me but I want it so bad
#ramblings of a lunatic#the owl house#toh#gus porter#matt tholomule#gustholomule#obvi#sorry to post this in the middle of gustho week w/o connecting it to the prompts. i can't help it i live life on the edge like that#i was torn between skara being gossip versus skara being sport. bc both felt right for her#in the end i decided sport was probably more in character BUT in my heart her and barcus cover gossip#they bring on special guests!#the hexsquad all make appearances obvi#(luz is great on the radio but Hunter is somehow just. achingly uncharasmatic when u stick him in front of a camera)#(he can be charming with a mask on but otherwise....)#uhhh yeah 👍
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I hope you don’t mind me asking, but what’s the deal with Mitch and his dad? Last night prompted a lot of Mitch Daddy Issues Marner comments and I was kinda lost. I know he started hockey like. Ridiculously young and there was one video I saw where he mentioned something about like a hockey deal with his dad where he was like yeah I won’t get into that and it had iffy vibes but?
i don't know like. full full details either tbh. but there is this vid from when mitch was little and he and his dad were in a local news story and that's one of the first things i ever saw about mitch. i think his dad's just been a pretty extreme helicoptor parent and made disparaging comments about how ppl dont take mitch seriously bc of his personality and involved himself in mitch's contract negotiations w the leafs to a degree that reflected badly on mitch. i think you can tell how there are definitely problems with their relationship in the way he talks about his dad to the media and how his "father" knows not to mention hockey around him bc he doesn't want to hear it... the evolution of that relationship where mitch now no longer wants him involved. to me......... he just kind of seems like a guy that was like way too heavily invested in his young kid getting into this sport and there's definitely something fractured there bc mitch has a lot of warmth for his mom and his brother when he talks about his family, but sometimes his dad is excluded from that. (AND as a purely speculative section to this, it's interesting that mitch finds himself very attached to dad figures on the team like patrick marleau, matt martin, jumbo, muzz, bogo, etc... like clearly there are some Feelings there and potentially a paternal void that he likes to fill by glomming on to men who aren't afraid to give him affection praise and love that he definitely craves.... there's an essay to be written abt this but i'll save it for someone funnier)
#easks#ANYWYA paul marner kinda just seems like a scumbag#like . hung around a little too long and pushed himself into business he has no real necessary right to be in... made mitch look bad#by being demanding abt his salary n leadership status on the team n etc etc when#this is mitchs job and hes a grown man at this point l#from that clip hes just clearly the type of parent that has prioritized competitiveness over fun throughout mitchs childhood#like if hes like that in front of the cameras... i cant even imagine behind closed doors#im not trying to say hes evil i just think its amazing mitch has maintained such a positive outlook on the sport and his lifes trajectory w#a major factor like a Parent... acting like that lol#it rlly makes u think abt mitchs blueprint ep and how he said its not always easy to be the fun easy going guy but#its necessary... also makes u think abt mitchs treatment under babcock and why he had to lean so heavily on teammates n reminding himself#that this is all fun but i digress#mitch used to always make mothers day posts and never fathers day ones (i think.. if im recalling ig stalking correctly).. so that tells u
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Fat Man on a Beach (HTV, 1974)
"I'm going to read some more poems now. Erm. It may be that if you want to go and have a cup of tea, this would be a good time. I know that's what you masses are like. The mention of poetry and off you go."
#fat man on a beach#b.s. johnson#classic tv#documentary#htv#michael bakewell#aled vaughan#a frankly incredible and truly unique piece of television. according to Johnson's biographer‚ the novelist Jonathan Coe‚ this film was#described in tv listings at the time as a documentary about Porth Ceiriad‚ a rather beautiful beach on the Llŷn Peninsula in North Wales#it.. is not that. i can only imagine the baffled reactions of an idle audience tuning into HTV in 1974. true‚ this is entirely filmed at#Porth Ceiriad‚ but any element of travelogue (or even really of documentary) is dispelled almost immediately: the first lines heard are#those of an unseen narrator who tells us we are about to watch a film about a fat man on a beach. 'Do you really want to watch that?' he#asks incredulously. it's a challenge‚ the first of several from Johnson‚ who spends the next 40 minutes variously pottering about the sands#mugging to the camera‚ reciting poetry (his own and others; literary and dirty) and baring his soul. I've never seen anything quite like it#I'm not sure that much has been made that is quite like it tbh. Johnson was a fiercely original‚ brilliant mind; he was a novelist#a poet‚ a critic and a filmmaker. he was also‚ when this first aired on uk tv‚ dead. a few weeks after completing filming on this‚ his#final work‚ he sadly took his own life. i mention it not as a grim factoid but because it is a vital contextualisation of this film; the#play has been described before (and play is not the right word) as a sort of loose form manifesto from Johnson‚ a laying out of his own#peculiar philosophies and interests in a disjointed manner‚ peppered with asides and distractions and filming mishaps (all kept in the#final product). for me‚ the feeling was inescapable that this was like viewing a suicide note. whether Johnson had already come to some#conclusion on that front or not‚ the fact is that his own obsession with morbidity‚ with the spectre of death and of decay (it runs right#through his work‚ particularly his work in film) transforms this into something almost confessional. there's a section of the film where#the author recalls witnessing the aftermath of a traffic accident‚ a motorcyclist thrown through wire fencing and sliced like cheese#the absurdity of the comparison is lingered on‚ Johnson almost stalls and appears to lose his train of thought (briefly discussing instead#the modern mass production of cheese) but he also seems clearly affected‚ delivering the tale in a halting‚ reverent tone#not that this is all darkness and gloom; it's just as often funny‚ or surreal (the film frequently cuts away to a bunch of bananas‚ only#later explained by one of Johnson's biographical recollections) and includes visual puns‚ bad jokes and a few moments of physical comedy#the writer doesn't seem distressed. rather‚ he seems... if not at peace‚ then as though he has come to terms. confident in his own beliefs#and ideals. but perhaps that's reaching too far‚ or reading in what the viewer wishes to read in. the sad fact is that Johnson took his own#life‚ but he left us with a body of work unlike almost anything else‚ and which is still being celebrated and analysed today. rip bsj
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would anyone understand if i said this is how i act think and feel at my completely (relatively) normal dishwashing job
#i take it way too seriously. and also the ac is broken and i dont want to pay for food there so#but i swear they force the seriousness on me. like i dont want to take it that seriously#but they prey on my good hardworking nature (?) and overeagerness#and my inability to confront people#tomorrow i work 8 hrs im gonna gouge my eyes out lowkey#and those stupid ass cameras they installed now are gonna kill my fucking vibe like oh on top of all this fucking torture now i cant TALK??#basically one of my only comforts there??? fuckkk yall im killing myself in front of u to change the trajectory of ur lives forever idgaf#even when its not that serious or busy just being there sucks the fucking life out of me#problem also is i dont even exclusively do dishwasher shit im doing a bunch of other shit because im too NICE and worried abt efficiency--#than forcing other people to actually pick up the slack aka actually do their jobs#GAHHH AGHHH IM TAKING IT TOO SERIOUSLY AGAIN HELPPP AKAJAJAAJJ#its mostly the heat driving me crazy though AJJAJA like i haven't actually had to do much recently#anyways sorry for using ryukiposting as a way to whine abt work. next time i do that yall can put me out of my misery
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Had THE funniest dream last night
#i was roommates with this couple who for some reason decided they were going to bone directly outside the house#like on the front porch more or less#except they were really worried about being seen? so i was kind of keeping a lookout for them#pretty much as soon as they.. began; a legolas cosplayer appeared complete with a camera crew#OH THAT WAS THE THING! my roommates were filming themselves but it was just on a mounted tripod#so i just opened the window and said ‘uhhh do you guys have a camera crew?’ and they looked around and screamed#had to run inside naked from the waist down. i was laughing and laughing#for some reason my next move was to post about this on tumblr but it got no notes and i was impatient so i posted about it on facebook#and TONS of people liked it immediately and then were sharing it and long story short it went viral#and there were random people in the comments saying like ‘oh this is so obviously fake’ and ‘why does she sound so unconcerned?’#because why would i be concerned?? gay sex is legal.. having it where other people can see isn’t exactly legal but they got inside quickly#and the legolas cosplayer and his camera crew didn’t exactly seem traumatised. they just looked confused if anything#also i’d written it in kind of a sarcastic and funny tone to be entertaining because it was honestly an absurd situation#why i would’ve posted this to FACEBOOK where most of my friends are my elderly relatives; ex-coworkers and high school people i don’t know#anyway that was my dream. two guys i vaguely know had four-second sex on my front porch; saw a legolas cosplayer; screamed and ran inside#OH and the other part of my dream was one of my mutuals on here (who i have only spoken to via prev tags) for some reason had my mobile#number and kept trying to call me#i had them in my phone just as their tumblr url even though they have a name and i know it? and for some reason i kept panicking#and rejecting the call and then coming up with spurious reasons for doing so#even though this person was extremely chill about it and was like ‘oh we can just talk another time!’#it made NO sense. i would absolutely speak to this person on the phone if i got the chance#but also why would i give them my number? and why would they be calling me from the states??#anyway. if you need me i’m going to make breakfast and go to pilates#personal
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Instead of writing fic where you genderbend the ukes and make them str8 couples (😐) genderbend the entirety of sih and make the central conflict about Akihiko and fem!Ritsu's lavender marriage
#sihjr#fem!ritsu's mother would be all about getting her only daughter married and pumping out babies asap#to the point where she threatens to cut her off and get her blacklisted from the publishing industry if she doesnt shack up within the year#ritsu breaks down and cries in front of akihiko abt it and he proposes to her on the spot#of course shes FREAKED bc wtf but then he explains that hes gay and in love w someone he cant have and doesnt want him to know#that he is worried that being outed will ruin the career that his saving grace from his own toxic overbearing family#not to mention the fact that ritsu is beautiful and comes from old money and are around the same age so it wouldnt be too scandalous#and also that he can absolutely tell that shes a huge lesbian so why not just elope and continue living their lives#no one would be able to come up with a reason to disapprove bc they both have similar backgrounds and statuses#their families would be pissed that they married without their 'permission' and just the loss of control over their kids#but they cant admit it out loud so they all would just have to suck it up and play happy family in front of all the cameras#he promises that theyll never share a bed or even a room. she can just sleep in the guest bedroom if she wants#and also hell pay for a nicer apartment with better security#so ritsu is very afraid but her mother has already done some really terrible things to make it so that ritsu would have no choice#but to marry someone. like hiding her passport and promising her daughter to the kohinata family and making it seem like ritsu wants to#marry their son. so she says yes and he goes out and buys her a crazy ring that can be seen from space and sets up a ceremony for later#that month and they get married. this all happens a few years before he meets misaki#misaki ofc is very confused bc akihikos sudden marriage to the beautiful onodera heiress made national headlines years ago so y is he#all over him?? and where IS she?? does she not live in this giant penthouse w her husband and his ocean sized bed?#akihiko tells him not to worry his pretty little head abt all that but misaki just cant be the side piece or a homewrecker!#aki ofc doesnt care bc he knows ritsu doesnt care. theyve both agreed that they can date whoever as long as its discreet and she has#her own life and apartment and only sees him sporadically just to keep up appearances#ritsu and misaki meet at one of his award ceremonies and poor misaki is so confused nd a lil scared bc she is rlly nice#what if its all an act to get his guard down so she can effectively exact revenge for sleeping w her husband? what if she doesnt know??#yknow something like that#headcanons#genderbend
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Ok so I haven't finished it yet But I'd like to ramble just a little about some thoughts on Marble Hornets so far that being: 1. WAY sadder than I had ever expected it to be 2. I find it really entertaining how the protagonist is honestly kind of terrible
#txt#By that I mean to say that well Im not sure how much of a consensus this opinion is but as I see it Im just honestly surprised at the#lengths that Jay goes to investigate. and you know there's conviction and all but god DAMN. Ill avoid spoilers till I have a proper tag but#Suffice to say i didnt expect him to go from trespassing to . Psychological manipulation...? Im 90% sure he just re-ruined this guy's life?#And this isnt a complaint. On the contrary i really appreciate it because I think hes a really interesting protag#Usually something like MH would bore me seeing as a lot of it is just walking with a camera while being kind of clueless?#But i feel so invested in the characters that im actually always eager to find out what will happen. I think theyve pulled off tension so#well this entire time. Its really thrilling to watch this#Anyways when it comes to the first point Im not even going to try and explain the emotions that I feel towards Tim Wright.#You can figure that out on your own. I can assure you that NONE are normal and it is very DIRE. thats all i'll say on that#Lastly Im honestly a little scared to finish it. i think i only have some 20 entries left but I know for a fact things will get bad#and im Scared ;((( so Im putting it off and I'll do it in a few days so I can get ready Ok. if Tim dies I kill myself in front of everybody#uhhmmm autism over sorry byeee [skitters away
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#vent incoming#I hate being in videos and pictures without my permission#I hate it so SO much#like it makes me so bad when it’s not me taking my own pictures#my mom just tried to do a video with me in it when she didn’t ask first and I ended up knocking her phone out of her hand without thinking#and now I feel bad 😞#I apologized to her and everything but fuck I hate it#I hate when people feel like they can just put a camera in front of me without asking first#it makes my skin crawl
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Every week at therapy I talk about the horrors and how everyone who should've interfered just stood and watched or even tried to make me shut up about it.
#it's not just the incidents it also absolutely is the people who should've stepped in#from violence at home to being stalked and threatened by a housemate#i was literally assaulted in front of the place i had therapy way back then and they thought i made it up#there were whole cameras there like what the hell. and i wasnt the kind of child to make up stories. not at all.#and even IF I was a kid who made up stories... it was serious enough to warrant a check of the footage.#now to this day i wonder if i dreamt it or whatever but ive had my fair share of nightmares and they didnt affect me ever like rhat
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