#just like in cloverfield! where he is sasha which is alex
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aw my special little guy is an astronaut (again) but german (lol) and also builds a bomb (upon request), good for him 🥹 and has five kids what the hell volkov
#this is funny to me. well#because#anyway the martian. actually a good movie fr even if my special little guy was barely on screen#since he wasnt the one stranded on mars etc etc whatever#sixdemon nonsense#hes named vogel even. which is basically volkov to me. in my head#volkov does not have 5 kids tho my god#maybe i miscounted. im not looking again until i start cutting in handbrake though#this is extra funny to me bc its matt damon squishing my little guy into the background. like in bourne supremacy where db is squished into#2 minutes and 27 seconds of background character by matt damon who is once again the guy the entire thing is about#volkov-vogel has more than that at least#and he has a first name! it is alex#just like in cloverfield! where he is sasha which is alex#its all coming together#whats coming together you may ask#well. i dont know#something#maybe
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