#just like idk kiss about it later or smth be normal

[boyyardee]

owwie

[divinelolita]

yo idk if this will send cuz im at school but could i order erm🤓 headcannons with tokio hotel(separately) with a bf who literally cannot handle yelling or arguments between them like for example in an argument reader was already holding in tears and he was trying to keep his voice low as well but then (insert tokio hotel member) raises there voice and starts crying or smth but still tries to keep talking cuz he REALLY does not want to make them feel bad

this is based off of me but i swear im not a crybaby😩

TOKIO HOTEL X MALE READER: ARGUMENTS

nah bro that's crazy cuz I relate to this sm omg 💀

BILL:

・Bill hates arguing, but once he's in the mindset he defends himself alot.

・Kinda bad at taking signs, like if your voice hitches slightly or if you sniffle.

・He doesn't really notice it when he raises his voice

・Ig it's a singer thing 🤷🏻

・Once he sees you kinda freeze up and your eye get glossy he wants to smack himself.

・His heart shatters as he watches the tears start to overflow.

・If you continue talking he just kinda looks at you, stilling his movements.

・His eyes start to get glossed over too

・If you shake when you cry he almost immediately tries to pull you into a hug.

・If you don't wanna talk to him at the moment he just comes by later with some of your favorite treats and sits by you

・Kisses your forehead over and over, running his fingers through your hair as he repeatedly apologises.

・Cuddles you throughout the rest of the day 🤗

TOM:

・I write Tom as a 'fluffy' person but irl he's so different...

・He gets extremely defensive and can talk in arguments for hours.

・Like Bill he's not the best at reading signs since he so caught up in his own emotions.

・He doesn't understand why your being so quiet, probably calls you out.

・This is the point I the argument where he reaches his peak, starting to raise his voice louder and louder.

・If you take a shaky breath and wipe away a tear in your eye or if your eyes get glossy he just kinda pauses.

・Looks at you for a minute before inhaling deeply.

・Stays silent for a second before he speaks in a quieter tone.

・If you keep talking he does aswell, but he still keeps a soft tone.

・He's kinda bad at apologizing so he doesn't know what to do

・Mutters a small 'Sorry.'

・Sheepishly rubs his neck, avoiding eye contact. After apologizing he prob walks away.

・Later after he relaxes himself he comes up to you and actually gives a sincere apology that he probably spent 30 minutes rehearsing. Take your hand in his as he sits next to you.

GEORG:

・Not as aggressive as Tom, but still gets defensive

・He's better at noticing signs, like if you shake or your voice cracks slightly he tries to ease himself and calm down.

・He takes deep breathes as he tries to ease himself and tone of voice but it goes up without him realising.

・Guess what he does next....... Raises his voice!!! 😱😱

・Once he does this it stays like that for a few minutes.

・At a certain point you get emotional and let out a soft sob.

・If you try to cover it up and keep talking he doesn't respond, just staring at you.

・Eyes flicker back and forth from yours.

・Takes another deep breath before he suggests you both calm down, sit, and talk about it.

・He tries to understand your side of the argument and listen to you.

・After your talk he suggests watching a movie or something to ease your minds.

GUSTAV:

・Bro hates arguing. Like he tries to avoid it at all costs.

・Like normally you guys just talk it out and everythings ok 😍

・not today

・It must be a pretty serious topic for him to get so worked up

・Almost never raises his voice at you, so this was definitely a shocker.

・If he screams/raises his voice he immediately pauses after, watching the emotion on your face turn into sadness.

・If you start to cry he takes a shaky breath, looking at you with concern.

・Hes so mad at himself that if you continue to talk he doesn't process it, just looks at your broken expression.

・Like Georg he asks to talk it out in a quiet voice after your done.

・Holds you close to him, hugging you as he apologizes. Giving kisses to your cheeks and wiping away tears.

・He can't look at himself in the mirror for a good two days.

[luffyvace]

can i request romantic hairo x male reader hcs about how hairo would show affection publicly and privately to the reader, and his love languages?

LOVING!! 🙌🙌 The hairo requests!! Idk why but I just have so many ideas when writing for him??

💪💖

Showing affection in public is as casual as walking around to him

even if your both guys

like literally, he doesn’t even realize he’s doing it

walking somewhere together? He’s got an arm around your shoulder!

standing there talking to someone? His hand’s resting on your head :3 (in a affectionate way)

watching a movie/anime/show? His arms’ wrapped around your waist, pulling you closer

you go from walking to trudging and he notices your slowing down? He’ll pick you up!

If you don’t mind you probably won’t say anything

and he’ll probably be forgetful as to remembering to ask if you are okay with it

But that’s only because he’s been doing it subconsciously for so long

when he does realize how often he touches you, he’ll go:

”oh!- umm, do you mind me touching you?..like you know? Hugging you and stuff in public? 😅……I forgot to ask..whoops haha 😀”

he doesn’t think twice about how others view it despite gender

your his boyfriend! Why wouldn’t he be able to snuggle up to you wherever as long as you don’t mind??

although I will say some girls at your school (Airua, Teruhashi and chiyo specifically-) think your interactions are adorable ☺️

let’s not act like the whole world hates you folks, because your certainly do have shippers 😂🥰

hairo has been canonly asked out in the past so some girls might go “ohhh he didn’t reject me because I wasn’t enough!- he was gay the whole time!”

LOL

he never really came out right and said his sexuality after you two started dating

but he obviously loves you

Conclusion? He’s never beating the gay allegations

HAHAH

like?? He could be pan? bi?

No. Gay.

- The girls he rejected

anyhow back on topic! Stay with me!

if you do mind when he initiates pda

like I’ve said in previous headcanons he won’t notice at first

you’ll either have to say it verbally or physically express your uncomfortable with it

like yknow? Flashing a quick frown

Smth that’ll send the message of “not here 😬” and he’ll get it

he apologizes in private later on and you two talk out boundaries

he might do it a few more times but do be patient dear, he’s not trying to tick you off! he didn’t realize!

by the way tdlsk seems pretty modern but If any boys think it’s awkward that you two show pda (in the case that it doesn’t bother you) he will lectures them

about how it’s normal/natural to want to display affection to your lover and there’s really nothing to laugh about

again tho the show seems modern so I’m sure you won’t have to go through this unless someone’s immature or smth 🗿

anywho

instead of physical affection you find other ways he can show his love to you to compromise ♥︎

showing affection in private becomes less casual and more intentional

of course he’ll probably do all this in public if you don’t mention being upset about it but like I said he does it subconsciously in public

so stuff like

kissing (anywhere—mainly on the lips)

cuddling (also anywhere—mainly in one of your rooms)

massages (your probably sore from all the sports and working out he makes you join in on—so yeah you get massages)

holding hands (also common in public)

head pats (he often does this when your watching something together)

His mom walking in occasionally happens too 😅💗

she supports, and him and his mom is really close so it’s not awkward! ❤️‍🩹

hairo’s love languages are physical touch, acts of service and quality time

ngl physical touch is pretty explanatory, if you don’t get how he displays this by now go back and read the headcanons because I’ve been talking about that the entire time 🥰(😂)

no but fr tho!! It’s pretty much him just being all over you in wholesome way :)

as for acts of service—ask him to do anything and he will come running

LITERALLY.

because 1) you called him! and he sure is at your beck and call! and 2) exercise 😄

that dude HAND CHOPPED a tree for a school project….why wouldn’t he do 100x more for you..?

so yeah lol basically anything you need he’s got it

definition of a provider mindset 😍

need something physically? He’ll go get it for you.

need something mentally? He’s your shoulder to lean on! 💪

need something emotionally? He’s got some tissues and has ordered ticks to a theme park! 👍

just!- anything! Really! Call out something random and he’ll go get it for you

(insert Haido as the “let me do it for youuu” dog here) LOLL IF YOU KNOW THE MEME YOU KNOW THE MEME SEARCH IT! ITS HILARIOUS

Quality time :)

really he just invites you to every little thing/outing he has

and he’s always texting to see what your up to if he’s not there

(not in a toxic/clingy way my guy a green flag 🗣🗣)

HIS 👏 MOMMA👏 RAISED 👏 HIM 👏RIGHT. 👏

oh your going to the store? What store? he’ll be there! shoppings’ more fun together :)

your going on a walk? He loves exercise!

he’s got tennis practice! You’ll be in the stands right? 💗

he’s going to visit his grandparents wanna come?

he’s got popcorn and movies!!

even just doing nothing!- doing nothing together is wayyy better! He can come over right?

sports is a way of affection.

and that is a fact.

If your in a sport you have no other bigger fan then him

if you run track he’ll run alongside you at this point 😂

Same with being a swimmer

he might as well be in two clubs at once!

you also support him! Maybe not as intense as he does you..(or maybe you do! Idk!)

either way there’s no escaping with sports with him

ngl same with working out

it kinda goes hand in hand so it’s inevitable

he’s a real good motivator tho!

always pushes you to do your best and better!

which isn’t a bad thing!

you could always tell him to play it cool and he’ll tone it down

he will automatically if he sees your in a rough mood 💞

Summary? he wants you to at least work out/play sports with him once or twice a week

especially since he cares about you and exercise keeps you healthy

negotiable right?

im sure it is with how much you love this guy

Hairo>>> I never knew how much I liked this guy til you started requesting for him 😋👍

[the-dumpster-fire-of-life]

hi!! just wanted to say i love your writing, and i have smth to request 😭

i was wondering if you’d want to write smth about being friends to lovers with georg, and having had HUGEEE crushes on each other for years, until one performance/show (like readers in the band) he’s just blushing and smiling while watching reader performing (singing/instrument/idk) onstage, and everyone notices (cause maybe he fumbles a bit or smth), and people focus on that, and then he just kinda confesses later that night cause atp it’s obvious!

sorry if this is so long 😭

(Hello! Sure I can! Enjoy!) Taglist

Friends to Lovers

You had known Georg for as long as you had known Gustav, all having met in school before you all helped out Bill and Tom after you saw them playing

Of course you were close with everyone, but it was always somehow different with Georg

Georg and you were stuck to the hip, having "platonic" affection and always being near one another

You and Georg always denied having feelings for one another whenever someone thought it up

But you guys in no means hid your feelings very well, much to your dismay

Everyone knew, the band knew and even fans, interviewers always asking

And it didn't make it better when paparazzi would catch you two together, taking any slight touch or look out of context

But the context was slim when you would see how Georg was looking at you, only able to see after the magazine cover came out

But for some reason, you both chose to ignore it and remain "friends"

But Georg always looked at you differently, glances and touches, more patient and more understanding with you

He was always a bit more different and everyone could tell

He would go out of his way to help you even if you could do it solely yourself

He just wanted to be by you or to help

Georg loved hearing you laugh, seeing you smile or anything to do with you

He was the one to joke, tease and pick fun in the early days of your crushes because he really had no idea what to do with himself

But if anyone else did he had it out for them

Secretly he really likes you, well not secretly, but you get it

You both were so stuck in this little cycle it seemed hopeless

Until a certain concert where things went down pretty quick

It seemed normal at first, but every time you even glanced at Georg, he for some reason, could not keep his eyes off you

He was smiling, admiring you from afar, which wasn't really far as you guys always drifted towards one another on stage

He couldn't help but admire you either singing or playing, the lights shining on you and your smile on your face as you did anything on stage

You could set fire to literally anything and he would still admire

You both stood close, both face to face as you sung or played, close together and fans were eating it up

Even with the screaming, to Georg, it seemed like only you two were there on stage

You guys were so close, and you were smiling and everything and suddenly, Georg leaned in

He legit kissed you on stage in front of everyone

And to his surprise and relief, you leaned into the kiss, smiling into it and laughing into it

Fans were yelling and Tom, Gustav and Bill were laughing and yelling out of relief, put out their misery as the concert went on

Georg was terrified when he pulled away, only to see your smile

Even with your smile he was still terrified, straying away from you for the rest of the concert out of nerves

It wasn't until backstage after the concert he was able to talk to you, purely out of adrenaline

He could barely get it out, not even the whole thing before you had to save him

"Ya like me?"

"...Yeah."

"Good thing I like you too, Georg."

He couldn't have been more relieved in his entire life

And all he did was wanna kiss you, which he did

Backstage and hidden away from everyone the kiss turned into many more kisses

A lot of kisses were made up for every time you wanted to kiss him but couldn't, but now you could

So no time to waste man

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

@billsjum6ie @bigbootahjudy @dead-tapes @ilovebill-and-gustav @r3dheadedw0rld @kiwitsune @V4mpyboyy @novaaisstupid @billybabeskaulitz @yas-v @iischafer @dilfverz @ahswhore0

[praecurokat]

Ted Lasso Finale Thoughts- So Long, Farewell... (I do not know what to think!)

this episode being an hour and 15 minutes..after being released at midnight... that's just cruel.. my brain cannot operate properly under such conditions..

congrats Tedbecca shippers! oop watched more.. sorry Tedbecca shippers...

most normal Beard and Jane appearance in the series at Rebecca’s house in the beginning

writers were bringing the dramatic flair in this episode! first that thing with Isaac dressed as a judge in the beginning, and then a musical number! idk how i feel about that..

speaking of the musical number, i must regretfully inform the masses that idk what the song is from.. pls lmk in the comments.. i see that it relates to the episode title

ah yes Jane acting totally normal by shredding Beard's passport.. total ✨ marriage material ✨

Trent's shirt says sat 17 may.. could this be significant?? everything in this show is..

"You know, that might be a tasty little treat for the diamond dogs.” “No. No. No. No!”-Roy, soon to become a Diamond Dog in a moment of desperation

wait did Trent name his manuscript the lasso way awww

“I only got into this to ruin Rupert's life, and he seems to be doing a pretty good job of that himself.”- Rebecca

So. Many. Throwbacks. Keeley saying “Is everybody decent?”, Jamie using lots of axe body spray like S1, the cleaner walking in on everyone, and way more i can’t think of

the complicated web that is royjamiekeeley is still being spun.. in the last episode..

“Must be awful for them, lying awake at night, haunted by how fucking easy they’ve had it!”- Mae, to Rebecca’s mom

Trent watching Ted read his book.. heart eyes emoji

the way Ted looks at him.. i meannn is this even subtext anymore?

“So you do laugh, but you don't do it until page.. 43?! And it wasn't even a big laugh!”- Trent, while Ted is reading his manuscript

"Whatever happens on Sunday, I want you to know I’m proud of you. All the work you’ve put in this year."- Roy to Jamie, before proceeding to fistfight with him later

Both Roy and Jamie seem very contemplative this ep. What are they thinking??

i am so concerned about the current royjamie feud over Keeley... what is gonna happen here???

“Would you please stay?” and “I know, I just had to try.”- Rebecca, about Ted

lmao Keeley kicking both Roy and Jamie out after they asked her to choose

“You stay put, Trenthouse magazine. You’re part of the squad now.”- Ted, to Trent

“Yeah. Someone better. Can people change?”- Roy, also this is a central tenet of this damn show

“I don’t think we change per se, as much as we just learn to accept who we’ve always been, you know?” -Trent’s most beautiful quote thus far

aww Nate finally got his diamond dogs reaction to Jade

George being Rupert’s coach sent me.. like you Really couldn’t find anyone else?

I hate Rupert but I love his dramatic slay coat swish moments.. again reminds me of Uther’s drama queen antics

“I prefer rugby, there’s just more grown men throwing other grown men into the air like children. And blood. Which is nice." - Barbara

Bloodthirsty and mysterious? Barbara is a serial killer or vampire confirmed.

“Never forget, I am always inside you.” -Zava’s note, which also came with a giant avocado

Zorro has truly entered his superhero arc and Dani Rojas is his genius creator

the fourth thing has to be 'Believe'.. aand it was? Right?

AFC Richmond Women’s club.. i sense a spinoff show opportunity…. or they could just do a show about Trent

George has begun a redemption arc!! (Telling Rupert to fuck off)

Rupert's desperation and misery at the end is not entirely unreminiscent of Rebecca at the start of S1

yesss Colin got his kiss on the pitch!!

haha the same? person from S1E1 taking pics w Ted in the airport

damn so Beard’s going home too, thought Jane would've locked him away in a safe or smth… nvm

omg Amsterdam man has a child.. hmmm Rebecca’s prophecy may still be fulfilled

Roy becoming manager feels natural

Ofc Trent renamed his book ‘The Richmond Way’… never let them know your next move

that montage at the end…so much to process....

beardjane wedding marking the end of the series.. good or bad omen for the future? i think bad

seems very fitting the series ending the opposite of how it began.. Rupert's life ruined, Rebecca in love and not owner of the club, Roy and Jamie healing and bonding w others around them, and Ted back in America with family.

[transfemlogan]

plz teach me how to start writing smth /silly

i want to write a fic but idk how to start lol

-rauberrauber

I WILL TELL U MY WRITING PROCESS (BADLY EXPLAINED) @rauberrauber

STEP ONE: THE IDEA PHASE !!!

Come up w/ an idea & then write it down like. Halfassedly. Like my current fic was written down as "Logan transforms in2 a wolf on a full moon & virgil stays w/ him & makes a potion or whatever 2 keep the pain away & then he just turns in2 a dogy" (exact quote) & then was added onto 2 make my outline

This is my current outline (censored just so you guys dont. Get spoiled 4 everything that happens in the fic HEHDKDN) its just a lot of like rambling, trying 2 get everything in ordsr

REVYS TIP: MAKE SURE YOU ARE DAY DREAMING ABOUT YOUR IDEA NONSTOP. /silly whenever I try to write something when I haven't thought about how it'll go while I'm doing a chore or listening to music or falling asleep, the idea will never ever come out bcuz I have no idea what I'm even trying to do.

STEP TWO: THE PLANNING PHASE !!

Start planning ! I use Notion 2 organise everything, but i used 2 use my notes app 4 the longest time (& sometimes still do if I am too lazy to open my computer).

I write down a basic summary of my plot, how many chapters there are if its a chaptered fic, the characters & relationships, a timeline if its needed, a to-do list (ex. Research [insert thing], give the characters last names, create the timeline, etc), a list of what I need 2 research (& then keeping track of everything I research), title ideas, world building, etc etc

My planning phase is like... A Lot of work bcuz i really like to plan! It is my favourite part of any creative work i do, bcuz there is something wrong w/ me /j /silly.

This is sort of what my notion page looks like for "To The Tune Of Your Death". I also have a page for character info, like pronouns & ages & genders & races & relationships w/ each other, & two separate timelines with exact years and days (bcuz it is very much needed 4 this entire au). One for the main fic timeline (like when Janus dies and when Logan and Virgil start dating) AND one for background information (like their parents divorces, bcuz it unforrunately relates to the fic)

REVYS TIP: DO NOT GET SCARED BY HOW MUCH PLANNING I DO. it is entirely a me thing. I have yet to meet anyone who plans as much as I do & enjoys it like I do.

STEP THREE: THE WRITING PHASE !!

Note: the writing & planning phase overlay each other A Lot. You are going to start writing & then pause 2 keep planning or u will be planning & realise you need to start writing to Continue to plan. This is very normal, esp if ur researching for a disability or a race— you will not do research One Time & know everything immediately.

START WRITING!!! I always have like 7-10 drafts & I'm usually rewriting as I write. I use CalmyWriter to write on my computer and then I transfer it to discord so I can have it on my phone. I also use my notes apps a lot of the time! Bcuz its easy to just write on my phone anywhere than wait 2 use my laptop. I avoid google docs, simply bcuz i absolutely hate google docs (& it usually lags real bad 4 me)

(I do however transfer everything to google docs once I am done, bcuz i like 2 share my fics w/ ppl who want 2 beta!)

When I start my first draft (which u will always have a first draft) I am not at all focused on grammar, spelling, or "good writing", I'm focused on getting the idea down & the basic flow of events & following my outline (unless it needs to be revised). Literally my first drafts are so awful & thats the point.

Its usually very like (example): Virgil walked to the store and he bought this. [Insert what he bought as it relates to what he will be doing later] logan said hi to him he is blushing & gay. They arw talking. [Skip kissing scene] janus dies yayyy yippee

Thats what my 1st drafts r like. & then either once I am done, or while I am writing, I'll start revising. I will go back and rewrite scenes or add scenes in or move stuff around. Sometimes I have my 1st draft side by side with my revision & sometimes I go off memory

& once I am done w/ my revision... I do it all over again. & then again. & then I keep doing that until its finished.

I always keep my sketchbook & a pen/pencil by me while I am writing, incase I need to make a quick note of something for later or if I need to sketch out a layout of somehing (for example, I stopped to layout Virgil's witchcraft/office room while writing tge analogical fic)

STEP FOUR: UM. THE REST... OF IT ALL PHASE !!

I title my fic (if it hasnt been titled already), I create a summary for AO3, I send it out for my friends who want to beta, I reread it like 50 times & go "wow I am so good at writing", I create drafts on tumblr & ao3 and make sure its tagged correctly & the correct ppl r @ ed if i had a taglist of some sort etc etc

Any of my fics (or art) that you see get posted, were 100% in my drafts for like 3 hrs b4 they were posted bcuz i kept going through it and making sure everything is good (esp bcuz i cross post on tumblr & ao3)

& that is... pretty much my entire writing process broken down.

I think one of the scariest parts of starting to write for me personally was the first draft part. I always felt like it needed to be good IMMEDIATELY or else i wasnt being a "good writer". But most, if not all, writers dont start off "writing good", they start off with a shitty rough draft. & then keep revising & rewriting.

The best advice i have ever seen was "just start it", bcuz if ur so caught up on writing well, nothing will ever get done. Just GO START IT RIGHT NOW GO QUICKLY RUN!!!!!! RUN !!!!!!!!!!!!! WRITE !!!!!!!!

[baby-fever-anon]

yes please 🙏

ok

-dream wakes up filled with dread/anticipation/a feeling smths gonna go down

-checks on George, teagan, sapnap, patches, even Milo and Naomi but they're all fine so he ignores it

-after he's been busy being a dad and is getting work done he decides to check discord(I actually can't decide if it should be discord or just a text)

-he sees a message from to.mmy and it freaks him out sm he just shuts his computer off and leaves the room

-he sits on it for a few days

-talks to George about it

-talks to drista about it

-finally messages To.mmy back after like a week

-they both apologize(mostly to.mmy)

-they begin a very tentative friendship(?)

-fast forward some and they're on call and just playing Minecraft and George walks in and has a short conversation with dream(mostly just checking the vibe and seeing if dream needs an out)

-as George leaves they say ily (maybe kiss) and To.mmy is like who is that?

-"George" "You two are dating?" "We're *married*" "oh" (insert smth about how in another world To.mmy would have been involved in the wedding and probably would have given a speech)

-they talk about their wedding

-more time passes and Teagan is revealed to To.mmy (idk how maybe she marches in while they're talking, I haven't decided yet)

-dream has a panic moment of "what if he somehow puts her in danger" and realizes he has to work through that

- even more time passes(time jumps baby) To.mmy and Molly are in Florida for some reason and dteam go out to lunch with To.mmy and then later it's the dnf+To.mmy and Mo.lly date (WE WERE ROBBED. TOM.MY WHY COULDN'T YOU BE NORMAL)

-at some point tom.my and Molly end up in the dteam house and meet teagan

-everyone is like holding their breath as tom.my like squats down to say hi to her and introduce himself to her

-everyone relaxes when teagan is like "*happy baby noises*" and starts signaling that she wants to be picked up

- insert smth about moving on and forgiveness as I bullshit my way through ending the fic

also this fic takes place over the course of like 1-1.5 yr

[noctnis]

gonna be answering these questions for tyreus under read more bc i need to ramble under the void RAGHHHH

1. what smiley face would they use the most if they had a phone

😊

2. regular morning beverage (and snack) order

he would probably drink tea and like a biscuit he's boring lmao

3. how lactose intolerant are they/if they were lactose intolerant would this stop them from consuming lactose products

he isn't but if he was he would probably not eat a lot of lactose products, but would still eat like ice cream or smth

4. if they went to a modern day university what would they get their bachelor's in and would they enjoy it

OMG he would major in anthropology with a minor in archeology and he would Love it

5. instrument they wish they could play but can't

the violin <3

6. hobby/interest they are most embarrassed about

mmm maybe him being a mild acrobat (honestly he's very flexible/can do flips and it kinda makes him feel obsence for some reason)

7. do they watch free to air tv

probably ??? he likes a good ole book instead

8. do they collect anything and what is it

anything old . silver handware, old rusted weapons, old story books, paintings, anything distinctly historical lol

9. do they prefer sweet and savory foods

he's more inclined to sweet foods since he never really ate anything sweet when he was a kid and never gave himself the opportunity when he became a adult . i imagine in bg3 he buys chocolate time to time as a treat :3

10. what are they allergic to

dust . i can imagine he's also has the occasional rash from crabs/lobster idk why i just think it would be funny

11. story of their first kiss

none . he was a edgelord (for reasons) and didn't allow himself to get physically and emotionally entangled with ppl and avoided situations where that could happen like at a bar or social events (he gets kissed by gale later on tho hehe)

12. if someone asked him to say one work place appropriate fun fact about themselves what would they say

"uhh i really like dinosaurs ^___^ and my favorite is the beipiaosaurus :)'

13. signature perfume

i don't think he would have a particular smell but smell kinda herbal since he uses oils to help w the aches in his body :P i weirdly also imagine he smells like apples idk i just like apples

14. how late do they leave their gift shopping before events where gift giving is required

FOOL . he is always early for that . a week before it happens and he already has like five presents wrapped already . keep up

15. what mundane human job would they have in modern society to pay the bills and would they like it

i giggle at him being just a normal data entry office working and him loving it bc it is simple easy and boring . excitement and unpredictability is smth he tires of lol

16. what would be his favorite and hated flavor of fruit candy

he would fucking love orange and hate grape (he would be confused on how it doesn't actually taste like grape it just taste like what purple would taste like)

17. pick a random mild illness or miscellaneous ailment for them to consistently or periodically struggle w

his face tattoos/tattoos along his spine and around right leg sometimes hurt (like a numbing sort of pain) and the deeper part of his scars sometimes flare up

18. everyday task they must do but struggle with or simply hate

hes super okay at cooking (he can make basic meals but he can't rlly make anything that has more than like ten steps) . he doesn't like the fact it makes a lot of dishes either lol

19. their top three songs on repeat

moon river - andy williams , make your own kind of music - cass elliot , fools rush in (where angels fear to tread) - frank sinatra

(i imagine he's the type to rlly enjoy romantic kind of songs from late/middle 1900s but he likes a lot of diff kinds of music ^__^)

20. preferred adhesive item for general use

blue tak . he likes how it feels in his fingies

[oralbedo]

yeah head full of roommate albedo… idk smth about the thought of seeing my pretty boy high has just been doing something to me…

minors dni

🩰 cw: drug use (marijuana), cunnilingus (bedo living up to my username again [!], fingering, squirting

⁎⁺˳✧༚ nsfw below the cut ⁎⁺˳✧༚

’bedo tells you he’s going out friends from school, so you better not burn the apartment down while he’s away. you laugh, assuring him that everything will be just how he left it when he comes home from doing nerd shit with his nerd friends.

in walk xiao & kazuha, who look incredibly out of place next to your preppy roommate, xiao dressed in ripped black jeans, oversized metal t shirt, and more piercings and chains than you can count. kazuha, on the other hand, dressed like a typical skater boy, a denim jacket over his hoodie with a beanie on, and, after looking closer, you notice a blunt tucked behind his ear.

you didn’t have time to ask how on earth they met each other before xiao’s telling him to get his ass in the car, kazuha letting out a chuckle that made you certain the wood he had rolled up wouldn’t be the first he’d smoked today.

albedo returns hours later, the scent of weed mixed with his cologne filling your senses as the collapses on the couch next to you.

“the apartment is still standing, nice job,” he tells you, letting his arm rest on the upholstery behind you.

“i didn’t know you smoked,” you blurt out. it came as a surprise to you, your goody two shoes roommate who always hounded you about studying and getting to class on time being a stoner. it was out of character for him, but, then again—

“there’s a lot you don’t know about me,” albedo hummed, his other hand tilting your chin to face him. his eyelids were heavy, aquamarine irises practically glowing in the redness of his sclera. “wanna find out more?”

your face grew warm. it was usually you flustering him— being on the receiving of his taunting had your mind scrambling. it didn’t help that he looked so pretty, too, his blonde hair tied back, a few strands free and framing his face. he looked so relaxed, too, sucking his plump bottom lip as his eyes scanned your face.

albedo leaned in, giving you a few soft pecks before laying you down on the couch and shifting his focus down your jaw. the citrusy aroma of marijuana mingling with the sweetness of his cologne had your heart pounding, his tongue lapping at the soft skin of your neck, sucking and nibbling little pink and purple marks. you mewled, wrapping your arms around him as tingles of pleasure made their way down your neck to your heat.

his kisses trailed lower, biting and suckling his way down your torso. albedo spread your legs, a ravenous smile on his face as he looked down at the wet patch on your shorts. albedo glanced up at you as his long fingers tugged them off you

“you know the best part about getting high?” albedo asked rhetorically, looking up at you as his long fingers stripped the item off you. he refocused on your pussy, the outline visible in the thin black fabric, which he lazily pulled to the side as he nestled between your legs. “everything tastes even better than normal,” he finished, licking a long stripe up your cunt. you squealed at the warmth of his tongue on your sensitive clit.

albedo’s hands quickly flew to your hips, pinning you in place as he continued to drag his flattened tongue against your pussy. it felt good, but it wasn’t enough. you struggled in his grasp, hands raking his soft golden hair, trying to get closer so his focus would be where you needed him most. he took his time with you, alternating between biting and sucking on your thighs and tracing your cunt with the tip of his tongue until you were dripping with desire.

“albedo,” you sighed, your pussy twitching with arousal. “please don’t tease me.”

albedo hummed in response, placing light pecks on your clitoris and the purpling hickeys he left on your thighs. just as you were about to break and beg him for more, you felt him slip a finger inside your slick hole as he suckled your clit. your back arched involuntarily as arousal pooled in your core. albedo slowly thrusted his finger inside you, gently rubbing against your plush walls as he sucked harshly at your clit, sending bolts of pleasure through you. it was too much, but you couldn’t stop moaning long enough to beg him to slow down.

his mouth and hands switched positions as he tongue fucked you, his thumb rubbing tender circles on your swollen bud. your pussy quivered around his warm tongue as he plunged inside the drooling canal, white liquid coating his cherry red lips. you looked down at albedo, the hungry way he lapped at your cunt made the lustful tingle in your body grow. he noticed you were watching and looked up, his red rimmed eyes drinking in the look of bliss on your face with an animalistic desire.

“so damn cute,” albedo sighed dreamily between thrusts of his tongue. “could stay between these pretty thighs forever.”

albedo smirked at your flustered expression, keeping his eyes trained on yours as he alternated his movements again, shoving three long fingers into you as his mouth nursed your puffy clit. you squealed as his fingers curled against your g spot, the satisfying stretch combined with the stimulation of your most sensitive parts had you creaming around him. your moans were licentious as they echoed through the apartment, unable to control your volume as albedo’s fingers slipped in and out of your drooling cunt while his tongue rubbed your clit.

the pleasure building up was potent, making you tremble with desire as your orgasm loomed closer and closer. albedo felt your walls tighten, and he fucked his fingers into faster, brutally abusing your sweet spot as he sucked vigorously at your bud. you couldn’t help pulling his hair as you got closer and closer, warmth spreading through your lower body. with one forceful curl of his fingers you came undone, ecstatic bliss rupturing through you as you gushed around him.

your orgasm was powerful, leaving you too breathless to protest as albedo fingered you through it. you felt your overstimulated cunt clench around his fingers before clear liquid sprayed out of your fluttering hole, soaking his hand and forearm.

“ah- sorry,” you whined, embarrassed at your body’s lewd response to him. “i didn’t mean to.”

albedo chuckled as he slowly pulled out, sucking his sticky fingers coated in your slick. he laid his head on the soft meat of your thigh, sighing against the tender skin.

“don’t apologize, ’ts cute,” he told you, tracing shapes with his spit soaked fingers. he looked up at you with a devilish grin as he tucked his head back between your legs. “i wonder if i can make you do it again…”

[cheegu3]

Hii, idk much how to use this app and i never made a request before hahshd, but i really liked you account and i wondered if you could make a yandere enhypen reaction to you accidentally injuring yourself for example like fracturing your arm or something like that and them immediately acting overprotective .

I hope you understand lol hehe also I hope you’re doing good and take your time <33

I’m honored to be the first person u request smth from 🥺😭

thank you so much, and u too c: I hope u like it!

tw / trigger warning: yandere themes, blood, car-accident, abusive relationships, broken bones, murder :o

a/n: Jake’s a true story for me LMAO, happened this Saturday while I was running ;-;

note: none of the GIFs are mine, if you feel uncomfortable with yours being used in yandere fics pls message me <3 :)

~ enhypen - reaction to you accidentally getting injured ~

Jungwon

It felt like he looked away for one second, something he’d come to regret for a long time after.

When he turned around again he saw you on the floor, clutching your hand that was bleeding a copious amount. He almost had to stop himself from fainting, but luckily the overprotectiveness kicked in first.

He ran up to you with the first aid kit and immediately started applying pressure and bandaging you up.

‘‘ Sorry, it was an accident ‘‘

You smiled at him a bit guiltily but he didn’t even look mad, just more worried. You would normally get a scolding for doing ‘’ childish ‘’ things or being irresponsible but now you could genuinely see the fear in his eyes and knew he just wanted to take care of you.

Heeseung

He watched you do it - how you took one step wrong which made you fall of the stairs and break your arm, and he blamed himself.

How could he not be smarter? Predicting that if you stood so close to the edge, you’d most likely fall. So, although his initial response was overprotectiveness, prioritising your health and getting you to the hospital - he would beat himself up for it later.

Throughout the taxi ride to the hospital he laid you comfortably with your head in his lap and he stroked your hair comfortingly the whole way, placing small kisses on your forehead. 

‘‘ I love you, thank you ‘‘ you whispered while laying there.

He smiled.

‘‘ I love you too ‘‘

But he didn’t deserve you. He would never let this happen again, mark his words. 

Jay

‘‘ Jay, Help! ‘‘ you screamed at the top of your lungs.

The pain was killing you. Having walked around the garden before, you didn’t expect this time to be the time you get your foot stuck in between two trees. Naturally, you had tried to pull it out by yourself for about an hour straight but eventually you had to swallow your pride and ask for help, unless you wanted to sleep there.

Your boyfriend immediately came running down the hill. He looked angry, like you had expected since he had probably been looking for you for an hour, thinking you ran away. 

But when he saw the situation, worry and panic replaced the angry expression. He made his way up and kissed you, the first thing he did. Then he slowly tried pulling you out.

‘‘ This is gonna hurt ‘‘

You closed your eyes and gripped onto his shoulder. He then pulled with all of his strength, right before you heard a bone crunching sound.

Jake

Super cute and worried boyfriend who will make sure to treat you extra special the following days/weeks that it takes for you to recover.

Even though it was the tiniest thing - you falling and scraping your knees and hands, bleeding while running - he’d treat it like it was the biggest thing in the world.

Not blaming you for a second, he wouldn’t hesitate to offer hugs, kisses, or keeping a closer watch on you the next time you’re out running.

‘‘ Jake, I’ve told you I’m okay ‘‘ you said in an annoyed tone as your boyfriend came running to help you walk to the kitchen for the fifth time that day.

He treated you like you were a wounded soldier.

‘‘ You have a bandage, it is my duty as your boyfriend ‘‘ he cooed, slightly teasingly.

Sunghoon

He’d blame you a little bit; scolding you, calling you stupid and childish - but only after he’s taken care of you first.

That was just kind of how he was. You had gotten into many accidents before, minor and major but his reaction was still the same. If you had a major one, he’d scold you more and get angrier so naturally you expected that this time too.

He carried you up the stairs and laid you down very gently on the bed. 

‘‘ Do you need anything? ‘‘ he asked, a worried look behind his eyes.

You shook your head and a laugh escaped you.

‘‘ What’s so funny? ‘‘

‘‘ It’s only a small cut from a stone ‘‘

He scoffed.

‘‘ Everything’s a big deal with you. You can’t take care of yourself, child ‘‘ he rolled his eyes.

Sunoo

Very worried and stressed, probably a crying mess afterwards. This wasn’t something that was a normal occurrence with you so he’d freak out, not knowing what to do.

‘‘ Oh my god, y/n! ‘‘ you sighed at the sound of your shrill boyfriend’s, worried voice.

He had apparently spotted you winching in pain with every step you took.

‘‘ It’s nothing ‘‘ you said, trying to get inside.

To be fair, you did have a broken arm. Shouldn’t have played with the neighbour’s kids, now Sunoo would give them a death stare if they asked you to babysit again.

Ni-ki

When he got the call that you had been in a car accident he felt like his heart dropped. He rushed to the hospital where he threatened the doctor to make sure he could see you.

He was fearing the worst - that he’d never see you again. When you opened your eyes and talked to him, it was such a big relief, he audibly sighed.

Afterwards though? Well, after his visit he’d pay the people involved a visit too and slaughter them mercilessly for ever daring to hurt his darling.

[sleepsacked]

kim hongjoong nsfw a-z

18+!! mdni!!!

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tumblr is fuckin ugly on mobile & duplicates shit idk how to fix it but if u do lmk >> anyways a lil smth til i get more motivation </3 im working on a masterlist rn & im debating if i should jus post it and edit it later </3 anyways doing all the members for this bit hopefully finished by the end of the week ^.^ enjoy<3

a ⋆ aftercare

not the type to be too crazy and loving after sex, of course wants to clean up but i think he'd also be the type to kinda wanna wind down post-sex in his own mental so would probably just clean up and lay with you quietly, depending on his mood and how much he is in his head or not, you might get lucky with some affection

b ⋆ body part (his favorite body part)

ok i know i said he was an ass man, but now im like . thighs. i could see him being a thighs guy, or even tummy </3 bye i could see him giving soft ass kisses on ur tummy </3

c ⋆ cum (anything to do with cum)

idk why but i cant see him being the type to like coming inside often, but if he did he would make it worth it. would probably hold off on sex for a while just to make sure he'd give you it all. other times would probably come on your tummy or ass depending.

d ⋆ dirty secret (his dirty secret)

why do i feel like he'd be curious about getting a footjob LOL and i will Not Elaborate unless asked. Other than that . WOULD Love when you top, but he's to prideful to admit he likes it when you do

e ⋆ experience (how experienced is he?)

average? LOL like not crazy experienced but not clueless either, but also picky who he opens up to sexually - a lot of trust and interest needs to be involved

f ⋆ fav position (sex position)

as ive said before- speed bump!!!!!!! && idk the name for this but the position where like his lovers head would be hanging over the bed and he'd fuck their mouth YEAHHH i could see him really enjoying that <//3

g ⋆ goofy (how he acts in the moment)

probably during foreplay he'd be a little goofy depending on comfortablity, but for the most part likes to be pretty serious and intimate. i feel like he'd be the type to say smth super cheesy like "sex is an energy exchange" LMFAO so he'd probably keep it pretty serious in the moment

h ⋆ hair (how groomed is he?)

i dont think he's hairless, definitely trimmed and groomed

i ⋆ intimacy (how passionate is he?)

hm this man is a scorpio so i hate to fall into that stereotype they're super like freaky and passionate but i do think he is - but only if he's all about you - like a tunnel vision type of love. you can see how charasmatic and passionate he is in terms of music and performing and i think that would translate into the bedroom if he feels like you're the only one for him

j ⋆ jack off (how often he masturbates)

i dont think he's the type to be horndog 24/7 but probably 1-2 times every other week idk horomones are weird </3

k ⋆ kink (one or more)

ORGASM CONTROL. i feel like even though his personality seems very colorful and wild or open-minded, in the bedroom he likes structure and being the one to call the shots and this definitely reflects in how much your orgasming and if he's letting you - maybe breathplay and some biting

l ⋆ location (fav place to do it)

not too keen on exhibitionism, so the bedroom/home is where it stays but if he's too eager for you then he doesnt mind somewhere more open

m ⋆ motivation (what keeps him going)

LOVES LOVES LOVES how reactive you are during sex to whatever he gives you, and loves that your honest about it, would be the type to stop in the middle of something if you're not giving your normal "feedback" and would ask where he needs to touch you or if he needs to go faster or slower

o ⋆ oral (giving + receiving — is he good?)

likes both equally but loves when you go down on him, refer to fav position bullet point >> loves seeing him bulge in your throat, enough said.

p ⋆ pace (fast and rough? slow and sensual?)

prefers to start off slow and hard and gradually pick up pace from there >> if you guys are in missionary though, definitely takes him time with being slow and sensual

q ⋆ quickie (his opinion on it + how often they happen)

since he'd prefer more at home/in the bedroom environment i dont think quickies would happen often unless you guys went a long time without seeing each other and were just too eager

r ⋆ risks (is he willing to experiment, does he take risks, etc.)

would be open to experimenting some in the beginning of a relationship, but could see him falling into a routine and feeling comfortable in that.

s ⋆ stamina (how long can he last?)

probably two rounds MAX, but i think he'd be the type to wanna get you off first as much as possible before he has his way with you, would wanna edge you a lot first so you both could cum together

t ⋆ toys (does he use/own any?)

nahhh, would probably get you a dildo or a vibrator or something to use when you guys are away and wanna have phone sex >> but no matter the distance, mans is still in charge

u ⋆ unfair (how much does he tease?)

a menace, i definitely feel like he's a mean tease in public and likes seeing you embarassed or flustered so would be mean nonstop but fear not! behind closed doors, he loses some composure after seeing how riled up you are for him

v ⋆ volume (how loud is he + what noises does he make?)

dont really see him as whiny (at least all the time), but i do think he's a moaner, and definitely dirty talks but only if you guys are in close proximity and he can say it in your ear type vibe. i definitely think he would risk it all if it means getting to have you in his studio and letting him record yalls session(? LOL) >> feels confident in his own volume and moans to wanna incorporate it into something for later + he'd love to flex knowing his lover (you) sounds so good <333

w ⋆ wild card (random headcanon for him)

oh . dont even get me started . for one, i think this man is super into making out or just kissing in general. i definitely think he falls apart if you suck on his tongue in the middle of a makeout session 1000%

x ⋆ x-ray (what’s under his clothes?)

not thaaaaat big (but got some girth to him) and knows it </3 but makes up for it everywhere else >> might be insecure abt it in the beginning of a relationship

y ⋆ yearning (how high is his sex drive?)

dont see him the type to be clingy a lot and doting on a lover all the time, especially because he does have that "work now play later" vibe so i think itd really be like once a week or so but would make it a whole scene (foreplay, teasing, edging, etc.)

z ⋆ zzz (how quickly does he sleep after?)

dont think he'd fall asleep quick but not have much energy afterwards, probably stay up long enough to clean up and come down from post-nut state and then end up cuddling up with you

[mouthfulloftoothpasterry]

More rambling about Eddie? 🤲🏻

Okay I got you 🙏

I’m probably going to be adding onto this random throughout the day so sorry if it takes forever

Some of these are like headcanons I’ve seen in tiktok but no one has elaborated on them so here is my elaborating on it bc it I want it I’m gonna have to do it myself 😢😢😢

Ok he is very so much the type to shove his finger in your nose and then try to shove it in your mouth

Like why is he so dirty? We don’t know

And literally plot a Wet Willy for a whole entire five minutes, just sucking his pointer finger to make sure it’s wet before he comes up behind you while you’re doing your hair and shoving his finger in your ear and then act like it’s wrong for you to be grossed out by it

And he would act like suck a toddler

“Watch me watch me. Stop doing that. Look at me!” And then he would chug a whole beer and burp out his ABCs

And he’s so the type that you have to force to drink water (I hate those ppl I’m so sorry but plz stop drinking your 8th soda and just take one sip of water) because all he drinks is beer and Dr Pepper and he’s like “water has no flavor??”

No and he’s so dirty

Like he will just fart so loud and continue on like nothing happened while you’re there gasping for air and trying to breath through the green fog and he’s like “stop being dramatic 😒” and force out another fart just to fan it towards you

We’ve only been talking about sweet/horny Eddie so I’m happy we’ve gotten it out of the way how he really would be

He has no table matters and eats fast as hell and loud as hell and once he’s done he’s like “are you gonna eat that?” When you’re mid bite

And he would have such a bad habit of leaving the door open when he was peeing and then you both make eye contact like 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♂️

And you would be like “I’m going to change” or smth and then five minutes later he would barge in the door like he didn’t know

And his favorite form of affection to give you? Not a kiss or a hug- it’s actually a noogie or a bite :)

And he’s so the type to literally just sit there with his hand down his pants while you are watching a movie or smth and when he sees that you are giving him a dirty look he’s like “what? Like you don’t y’okay with your pubes 😂😒”

“I dont. Go wash your hands before you touch me.”

And when he leans in for a kiss right before your lips touch he blows a burp in your face

How sweet

Or he’ll just blow one in your face and walk away like “you just got pranked”

And he will push you over and almost (or will just go for it) and push you off of the bed just so he can get comfortable

And he would rough house with you like you were his brother or smth 😭

Like yank you up and body slam you onto the bed and he’d laugh at all your attempts to punch him

And then you’d act like he actually hurts you and he’d like “okay, let me see shithead. I didn’t want to actually hurt you. Let me see it.” And then you choke slam him on the bed

And everytime you try to take a photo of him he flips you off or does the devil horns

And every time you say I love you he can’t just say it back normally he’s like “whatever. I love you too asshole.”

He definitely wakes you up at like 2am and he’s like “get proper clothes on. We’re going to McDonald’s.“

And he will complete tune you out while he plays guitar

Especially if he is learning something new. You could literally be screaming and he turns back to you like “did you hear something?”

And this man is such a himbo like idk

Crop tops 24/7 but he never wears them outside of the comfort of his own home

But everytime your there he’s always in a crop top and just boxers or maybe pajama pants, probably shoving a bowl of cereal in his face

He’s also probably one of those those people who drinks the cereal milk out of the bowl and his a milk mustache and doesn’t even bother to wipe it

And he drinks milk and OJ out of the carton and when he sees that dirty look on your face he pulls it away, out of breath like “oh did you want some?”

And this man can dress like such a whore in the summer

Shorts with flannels completely unbuttons, tattoos on display while he manspreads… 😕😓😓

And he brings you along anytime he gets a new tattoo

And it’s like from one of his uncles friends in a shady ass place but they turn out how he wants them so he doesn’t mind

And sometimes he really is soft and cute

Pulling your head onto his lap and playing with your hair, draping a blanket over you and letting you fall asleep in his lap

Coming over to his trailer after work and you’re all tired and he’s like “😕 baby C’mere, let me get you In bed.”

He ALWAYYYSSS smells like weed

Like weed and cigarettes is his signature scent

And I feel like he gets comfortable at your house quick, like with your parents and stuff

He’s always bringing you random things like a cat

Like he will come back in from smoking a cigarette and he will be like “here. Take these.” And it’s like a big ass rock and some bird feathers

And he makes you take walks into the woods just so he can go get rocks from the creek

Even at night like he will get a big ass flashlight and vodka your hand the whole way but he’s still like “are you really that scared, shithead?”

And he will get so excited everytime he sees you at corroded coffin gigs he get so excited and almost fucks up playing but he gives you one of those close mouthed smiles with his eyebrows all high

Even though you come to every single gig

And he’s always smearing eyeliner on his waterline and then when he pokes his eye he screams for at least ten minutes

Always kissing your neck and loves to nibble at your ears 🫶

And he likes to slip his hand up your shirts when you cuddle so he can rub at your hip or belly 😢

Gets so dramatic when you have to leave in the morning and will grab the handcuffs from the night before 👀 and handcuff his wrist to yours

He will lick over your face instead of giving you a kiss like you thought

And stuff like that will result in a “I hate you” and he’s like “no”

“Yes”

“No”

“You love me”

“No”

“You love me so much it hurts”

He can actually sing really well but every time he notices that you are listening when he’s playing a little song and he’s like “get out of my room stop trying to embarrass me”

“Nooo, you sounded good baby”

“Shut up shithead”

And he calls himself daddy to you even thought you guys are not into that 😭

Like he’s sitting on the couch and smoking a cigarette and you break a nail or start bleeding and he just holds the cigarette in his mouth “let daddy see it”

He lets his sweatpants fall low on his hips when he’s walking around shirtless and does not care to pull them up 😢

I have nothing else to say

[marcnutz]

Little Friend

18+, MINORS DNI

Tags: George X Blob!Dream, 1.8k words, George Solo, Fleshlight, Masturbation, The doll is sentient or smth idk it moves, will probs write a p.2 from Dream's perspective if y'all would like :D

Masterlist and Info

George finds a strange doll in his room and decides to have some fun with it.

George stood in his room staring into the eyes of the... thing... sitting on his desk. The small white blob with a simple smile on its face looked right back at him. He had no idea how it got into his room or what it was. Well, he did know what it was, it was his best friend's Minecraft character, but how it was real was beyond him.

It blinked. It blinked. George jumped, maybe he was just seeing things, no, it definitely just blinked again. The doll that should not be blinking just blinked. Was it a robot or something?

All of the sudden, the blob took one small hop closer to George, its little round head tilting a little up at him. George just stood frozen in shock as he watched the little thing move. It didn't make a sound when it moved, in fact, it looked as if it smushed a bit when it landed. Was it soft?

George decided to test his theory, slowly reaching a finger out to poke the blob. His theory was correct, his finger pushed into the soft head of the blob before he quickly pulled his hand away from it again.

It didn't seem mean, in fact, George could swear its smile got a little wider when he touched it.

The blob jumped towards George once more, and he decided to investigate further. He stuck his finger out to it but did not touch it. It happily hopped over and began to rub its head against his finger, much like a cat.

"Oh, you're nice," George stated to the blob. "May I pick you up?" He asked, uncertain if it could even understand him. To his slight surprise, the blob nodded its head.

George took the blob into his hand. It was big enough for his fingers to barely touch, and about five inches in length. The blob appeared to be very happy to be in George's hands. He moved a slender finger up to scratch the back of its head, the blob leaning into his touch.

George chuckled a bit, "You like attention, huh. Did Dream send you somehow?" The blob did not have an answer to this question, continuing to nuzzle itself into George's finger.

George walked across his room to sit down on his bed, taking out his phone to send a quick text to dream.

George: Hey, did you send me this weird doll?

Dream: What doll?

George: The one that looks like your Minecraft character. It's small and white and it moves.

Dream: Idk man, it's probs ur sisters or smth, I look at it later, Sap and I are watching football.

George sighed and threw his phone down onto the bed next to him. "He wasn't much help..."

George set the blob down on his pillow and got up to go get himself a glass of water, but turned back around when he heard something fall on his bed.

The blob had fallen face-first off his pillow and was now wiggling pathetically trying to get up. George shook his head and walked back towards his bed to help the thing back up. Just as he was about to grab it he stopped. Was that... A hole? He picked the blob up and head the bottom of it to his face. There was definitely a small slit on the bottom of the blob.

Was it hurt? It wasn't acting like it. George reached a finger out to lightly touch the opening, which caused the blob to jump. Oh no, maybe it was hurt. He turned the blob around so he could see its face. There was a small blush across its face, its dot eyes look like they were slightly closed. It didn't look to be in pain...

George tiled the blob slightly to look at the hole again. He touched it again and watched as the blob closed its eyes. Slowly he stuck one of his long fingers into the blob, watching as the blob's blush got bigger and its mouth opened into a small O shape.

George quickly pulled his finger out of the blob, suddenly understanding what emotion the blob was feeling. Dear god, did he just finger that thing, and did it like it? This felt wrong. It was a toy, apparently an adult toy, of his best friend's Minecraft character.

He sat back down on the edge of his bed and placed the blob down next to him. It frowned, jumping over into George's lap, nuzzling its head into his crotch.

"No," George thought "I will not fuck the toy of my best friend."

... Well, maybe it wouldn't hurt. No one would need to know, and he had been so busy with editing lately that he hadn't had time to touch himself.

George watched as the blob continued to push itself into him, his dick starting to show slightly through his sweats. The thing was clearly okay with this, and it would be rude to leave it hanging. Yes. This is completely okay and normal. Not weird at all!

George got up to quickly lock his door before shuffling his pants and boxers off and getting back into bed. He reached over to his nightstand, grabbing his lotion and rubbing it into his hands.

He sighed as he palmed his dick lightly, watching as it continued to grow in his hands. He looked over to the blob, who was watching his movements intensely.

George took his hand off his dick and grabbed the blob, sticking his finger back into it. It wasn't too tight with just one, so he inserted a second, and then a third. The blob now had a completely blissed-out look upon its face.

George suddenly remembered the raging hard-on he had between his legs. He removed his fingers from the blob and gave his cock a few more good strokes.

George slowly moved his hand up and down his dick, stopping to tease squeeze his tip lightly between his index finger and thumb. He watched as a small bead of pre-cum spilled from it, before swiping it away to use to lube up his dick more.

He continued to touch himself, before deciding to move onto the real fun.

Taking the blob in one hand, George positioned his dick at the toy's hole. He slowly rubbed his head up and down the slit before slowly pushing the head of his cock into the blob. He let out a small whine as he felt the blob's tight heat around his head.

George moved the blob up and down his head slightly, teasing his tip. He moved his hand down towards the bottom of the toy so that he could pinch his tip slightly through the soft material of the blob.

He continued to tease himself for a few more minutes, before quickly pushing the blob down the rest of his cock. He watched as the head of his cock formed a bulge on the top of the blob's head, almost too big to fit inside the entire toy. He gave a few shallow pumps, watching as the blob's mouth opened a little each time he pressed the tip of his cock into the top of its head.

Suddenly, George pulled the blob off himself, before slamming it back down onto his dick. He began to fuck the blob at a brutal pace, tired of his own teasing.

It all felt so real. If he were to close his eyes he wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the warm blob and the body heat of the bodies he used in his college days.

How weird was it that the blob was technically Dream. Dream... No. Don't think about him. George didn't want to think about Dream's slender frame, tight ass, or how he would tower over him. George definitely didn't want to think about Dream pushing him against a wall, leaning down to slam his lips into his own. Kissing down his jaw and chest before getting on his knees, dragging his hand through Dream's soft blond hair as he unzipped his jeans and mouthed his cock through his boxers.

No. This was bad and he needed to stop. Dream was his best friend, not some random he picked up from the pub. But it was just his imagination, what Dream didn't know can't hurt him, and there's no way Dream could read his thoughts.

George could swear he could feel the blob tightening around his cock. Could this thing have orgasms? Who knew. Oh, how he wished this was Dream's mouth instead of some weird toy thing. George would be honored to watch as he fucked Dream's face, spit and cum dripping down his chin. Cock hitting the back of his throat so hard he started to cry.

He was close now. The heat and tightness of the blob starting to become too much for him to handle, and the thought of Dreams mouth wrapped around his cock, and fondling his balls as he choked and cried was just making him harder.

Over by the end of his bed, his phone began to ring, but he couldn't be bothered to answer it. He was so close, slamming the blob onto his dick with both hands now, hips thrusting up to meet his hands to get as much friction as he could. George's eyes were screwed shut as he played the mental image of destroying Dream's mouth in his head.

What would Dream do when he came? Would he open his mouth and let George make an even bigger mess on his face? Or would he take it down his throat, drinking up every drop like it was his last meal.

That was it. George couldn't control himself as he came into the blob and then continued to fuck his cum out of it.

George fell back onto his pillow, chest heaving with over-exertion. He slowly pulled the toy off his dick, watching as his cum spilled out of it and back onto his dick. The blob has a blissed-out look on its face, almost as if it was so fucked out it couldn't even think anymore.

He reached over to his nightstand to grab some tissues before wiping himself and the toy up. He would have to clean it more, but he would worry about that later. He set the thing down on the pillow next to him before reaching over and grabbing his phone.

Oh, Dream texted him... A lot... And called him, more than once? Oh no. Was something wrong? What if something happened to Dream or Sapnap and he was too busy jacking off to the idea of his best friend sucking him off to help.

George quickly called Dream back, phone ringing for way too long until, eventually, Dream picked up.

"G-George?" Dream breathed out.

"Dream? What happened? What's wrong? It sounds like you just ran a marathon."

"I- George. Did you say something to me about a doll?"

Oh no.

[mizunetzu]

hi!! i just found your blog and i may or may not have binged all the fics 😼😼 i was wondering if you could write a dabi or hawks x male reader where the reader is a rly gentle and kind barista and dabi/hawks is just wHIPPED for him? i think thatd be mad cute 👉👈

LMAOOO DABI + HAWKS TIME TURN IT UP-

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Headcannons - Dabi and Hawks whipped for their local barista

⚠️Warnings - kidnapping (dabi)

Pronouns - male, he/him

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Dabi:

Ok so like hear me out

At first

AT FIRST

you didn’t catch this mans eye

In fact, he didn’t go to the coffee shop you worked at much because yknow...villain...

But it was late at night one day yk

And mans was like “oh boy, i sure am thirsty after committing homcide and robbery”

N the first place he sees

Dun dun dun

Is the 24 hr coffee shop you worked at HAHAHA

So he goes in, preparing to like-idk, threaten ur life for a cup of coffee or smth mean n whatnot

The door bell rings, and you turn around and give him the KINDEST MOST GENTLE-EST SMILE HES EVER SEEN

As a villain, and just someone who looks out of the ordinary in general, he never got much of that

SO WHEN HE SEES THIS...MAN SMILING FUCKING SUN RAYS AT HIM

HE FREEZES

You ask him if he’s ok, and DAMN UR VOICE WAS SO SOFT IT WAS BARELY INAUDIBLE WHAGSHDHEH

Mans usually isn’t at a loss for words but HE IS NOW

Instead of threatening you for a cup of coffee, he actually orders like a normal person

He’s the only one in the cafe since it’s so late, and you had the late night shift lucky you

He sat in the corner with his coffee in silence, occasionally stealing glances at you sweeping the floor or counting the money in the register

what was this foreign feeling in his chest whavabwhshs

He didn’t notice when you walked up to him

mans almost roasted you alive

LMAO BUT HE DIDNT SO IT OK

“Are you doing okay? Do you want a refill?”

He wasn’t really thirsty anymore but he did get a refill because he wanted to stay and watch you work some more like a creep

Yeah, one refill turned to three and he ended up talking to you for the rest of the night AWW

He was honestly suprised you didn’t know he was a villain, with the dark coat and scars and stuff

He ended up buying more coffee to take back to the league with the money he stole HAHAHA

Toga, sipping on her third coffee: yo why u buy so much damn

Dabi: 🤠

He started coming over more and more in the dead of night, on the days you worked which he totally didn’t find out by sneaking into the back room of the cafe and checking the schedule

You, somehow, didn’t find it suspicious that he’d always visit whenever you worked

One day, on one of the numerous times he’s visited, you mentioned how you used to be a bartender before switching over to being a barista

Something just...clicked

He’s a villain, right? Why’s he going so far to appeal to you, when he could just kidnap you and convince you to join the league?

So he did just that

You woke up in their weird club bar room hideout, tied to a chair with dabi and a few unfamiliar faces

Dabi lowkey felt bad (even for him) because even though you were literally just kidnapped, you gave him one of those heartwarming smiles

Even if it was a bit scared and forced, and probably a coping mechanism out of fear

“Look I ain’t gonna hurt you, dude. You’re one of my favorite people, so I’m offering you a deal.”

“Siiiiiiimp.”

“Shut the fuck up, Toga.”

Dabi nudged the girls side.

A girl with blond hair and a school girls uniform pointed a knife at you. You flinched and dabi kept talking

“You said you used to be a bartender, right? I’m sure you can help this guy out behind the counter. Join us.”

Dabi motioned at Kurogiri. He waved, LMAOO

“Join me...please”

As scared as you were, you couldn’t deny the fact you had a soft spot for this scarily intimating man who’d sit in the corner and sip coffee everyday at work

Hell, sometimes (all the time LNAJS) you joined him and you’d talk for hours

And hearing this guy say “please” for the first time?

You nodded slowly, and dabi smiled

It was a nice smile, even if it was a bit scary

How could you possibly refuse?

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Hawks:

Since he wasn’t yknow...fucking iilegal and a villain, he came by to your coffee shop during the day

He was workin, caught and turned in a villain yk the usual

And he was kinda far away from his house, n he was gettin kinda hungry

He was flying around the city, when he spotted your lil coffee shop

Well, it wasn’t really a coffee shop, more like a food stop that so happens to sell coffee n drinks aswell

And hEY

you just opened up too, it was a relatively new place

My mans hawks supporting new & local businesses <3

He goes in right

He sees yakitori on the menu and goes :D

So he goes to order

And sees this,,, BEAUTIFUL HANDSOME MAN BEHIND THE COUNTER

“Hi Mister! What can I do you for?”

YOUR VOICE WAS LIKE FUCKING ANGELS SINGING WHAGSHW

I think the main reason hawks was drawn to you was the fact you didn’t treat him like a celebrity and kissed his ass n whatnot, mainly bc you didn’t really keep up nor care about the trending hero’s and stuff (no offense to hawks and none taken)

He choked on his yakitori when you walked up to his lil table and asked for a picture for ur grandpa (who was a BIG fan, unlike you)

MANS REALLY HAD TO PUT ON HIS MOST CHARMING SMILE AND PEACE SIGN THIS SIMP IM HDHEIDIE

He kept going out of his way to visit ur shop frequently even though he lived preeeeetty far off

I mean mans has wings so it ain’t a problem but-

This simp-

He doesn’t show up in his hero outfit (unless he’s coming from patrol) so you didn’t really see him as “Hawks the hero”, more like “Keigo, the man who has stupid endeavor shorts and likes yakitori”

It’s really sweet he shows up in stupid graphic shirts and sweatpants he looks comfy-

He openly flirts with you, and at first you laughed and smiled because you didn’t wanna be rude (it still did things to Keigos heart)

but then

Ur laughs n smiles when he drops a stupid pickup line? They real

The way you offer to take over ur coworkers shifts just to see if Hawks stops by? It’s love just admit it

The totally unfair discount you gave him on yakitori, not mentioning the way you know how Keigo prefers it by heart? Just ask him out already DAMN

You two didn’t have any personal info on eachother, no numbers, emails, hell, Keigo didn’t know your first name (in Japan, you don’t really go by first names unless ur with fam or close friends yk?)

So when you nervously hand him his box of yakitori one day?

Hawks is like 🤠👍?

He opens it and sees:

“(Xxx)-xxx-xxxx -call me, and maybe we can, I don’t know, go out on a date and get to know each other more, yakitori-kun? ~(Y/n)

So ur first name was (Y/n), huh

HES WHIPPED

HES SIMPING

He looks over at you, hiding ur face and sneaking glances at him while ur coworkers stiffing snickers and nudging ur side

GOD TAKE HIM NOW

you bet ur ass hes calling u later and saving ur contact as “My yakitori man (Y/n) ✨❤️”

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Thank y’all for 700, by the way !! I love you all !!

[nsfsprince]

An a/b/o idea thats taken over the brain that I wish to write:

Intruxietlogical A/B/O au that's set in a manor or smth?

Theres Alpha!Logan(cismale), head of the manor and a very rich yet young and respectable individual of the city. Hes like 6'4 and handsome as hell, and secretly knows it(due to Remus's persistent courting) but sees no point in personally flaunting it, letting Remus take the lead in that.

Then theres his eccentric Omega spouse, Remus(nonbinary leaning with he/him pronouns), the (in)famous artist of the city. Hes unusually tall for an Omega at 5'10, crude and unworried about fitting the 'normal' societal omega expectation despite also being born to a rich family. He courted Logan, persistantly, as he loved the fact that Logan treated him with the same respect as he would anyone else and never judged Remus for who he was, and the more Logan accepted the courting the more they fell in love before marrying and bonding at like. 23-25?

Well, Virgil is a 5'1 omega(transman with he/him pronouns), age 24. Hes a feisty little thing thats been surviving the streets for too long, he's parentless and, his high anxiety keeps him safer than most omegas on their own but no ones perfect- he ends up almost getting abducted by a sketchy Alpha when a Beta named Patton storms in and saves him.

That's how Patton, Logan's brother, takes him in to treat the sprained wrist he got from the encounter, and for Remus to set eyes on Virgil and immediately decide he wants to keep and court him, too.

I could ramble alot about the months it takes for remus to flirt and fluster and break Virgil out of his shy terrified shell(because hes gone from interacting with fellow street raccoons to very weathy and very Pretty nobility and its. A Lot.

I could ramble about the way both Remus and Logan coax Virgil into staying in their home for more and more ludicrously simple reasons, just to keep courting him, and how Virgil catches on, and flusteredly does nothing to stop it bc he's slowly falling in love too

But what I Really wanna ramble about, is their bedroom dynamics.

Content warning for under the cut: a/b/o dynamics, talk/descriptions of knotting, polyamourus relationships, kinks. Lots of kinks: oralfixation, dom/sub/switch dynamics, praise kink, overstim(lots of overstim), talk of double penatration, p in v sex, ect. Let me know if i missed anything!

MINORS DNI or you will be fully blocked from this blog and my main one.

Logan is a soft but firm dom, always in control and ready to take control. He has a bit of an oral fixation and loves sucking off his loves as often as he can, happy to sate his loves while getting them to soak themselves in fresh slick. He's easily comanding when needed but also enjoys that Remus is more than willing to take control on occasion(see: regularly). He just really really likes taking care of his loves however he can, and aftercare is super important especially after some of their more intense scenes

Remus is a bossy switch, who Loves riding Logan's cock till hes stuck on his knot, or getting fucked up against a wall till his mind turns to jelly. Really likes a bit of primal play, loves riling Logan up with praising how good Logan could breed him(even tho theyre all on birth control so it really is just for the scenes) if he just pins him down and takes. On the flip side, Re also loves pinning Virgil down and driving him crazy, too.

Virgil is a near complete submissive, he's eagar to give and take as ordered and melts at any praise given. Starting out he'd been touch straved beyond belief(which has since been remedied thoroughly) and thus ended up developing a habit of dropping into subspace the moment Logan and/or Remus cradle his neck with both hands. Hes a very affectionate sub who puts so much of his trust and control into Logan and Remus's hands, and both cherish it as Virgil literally never lets his guard down around anyone else.

So, my favorite thing about their dynamic is that Remus still has a decent sized cock despite being an omega, like is actually rather big for Virgil to take, the draw back is just that Remus cant, at least naturally, Knot Virgil like Logan can. (However, its like one of Remus's biggest fantasies to Knot Virgil, and Virgil is totally in the same boat and would be Very on board with it)

This lack of natural knot doesnt stop Remus of course, infact its encouraging because he has a nearly non-existant refractory period so, literally imagine:

Virgil on his back, Virgil's head and shoulders are cradled lovingly in Logan's lap as the alpha occassionally trades kisses with both of his gorgeous omegas. Virgil's legs spread and cunt gently held nice and open by Logan's gentle but firm hands as Remus repeatedly sinks his cock nice and deep into Virgil. Slick soaks Virge and Remus's thighs, his cunt, and Remus's cock.

Every thrust has Virgil whimpering and his legs twitching with the relentless feeling of the head of Remus's cock just barley rutting against his cervix on every other pass. Just the hot way Remus has Virgil pinned into a mating press and obviously working hard to make that position live up to its name, babbling at how good Virgil feels taking his cock like a good little omega, at how easy it is to breed Virgil over and over and over again.

Then Logan enacts this little idea hes been holding onto the moment Remus starts to get close(hes trained Remus well, having helped him train to stall his orgasms for longer and longer because Remus LOVES overstimmulation). He has Remus slow down for just a moment, causing both omegas to whine, before coating two fingers in plenty of slick and slowly pressing them in alongside Remus's cock.

Virgil is slowly losing his mind(as they find out in later sessions that he absolutely has a size kink, and would happily take both their cocks at once any time hes given the chance) at the width, his eyes rolling. Then Remus is told to start thrusting again until he comes, and to ignore Logan's two fingers outside of being careful.

Virgil and Remus are so keyed up that it only takes another minute or so for Remus to start cumming, following Logan's order of pressing all the way inside as deep as he can get, at which point is Logan's cue to start curling his fingers firmly deep inside of Virgils walls.

Immediately, Virgil starts whimpering loudly as he cums, his body reacting the way it would if he were being knotted by an alpha, cunt clenching tight and sucking Remus's cock deeper as his eyes squeeze closed and his jaw fall lax, overwhelmed as his body draws out his orgasm for as long as hes knotted.

Remus is put in a mind-melting world of pleasurable overstimmulation as hes just climaxed and Virgils cunt is milking it for all hes got and he cant even move or pull out now because hes 'locked' inside. His hips and legs are trembling and he's moaning loudly because it's so hot that hes basically getting to Knot Virgil and it feels so good.

Virgil's cunt won't let him go and wont stop pulsing around the head his oversensitive cock and he really cant be faulted for the way he loses control and just keeps orgasming, his lack of refractory period as a keyed up omega just letting him squirt more and more cum and slick deep into the omega under him.

Logan's gentle and soothing, cooing reassurances to his two loves as he helps them lose their minds & fulfil their fantasies. He even uses his free hand to stroke Virgils little cock slowly, drawing out shaking whines from both of them as it makes Virgil clench harder in intervals. Remus ends up hunched over Virgil, his face tucked into his fellow omega's neck to muffle his overstimulated whimpers.

Logan draws it out for a minute or two, just until pleasured and overwhelmed tears picks at their eyes and their soft begging whimpers and mewls fill the room before slowly releasing the hold, letting the string of tension snap and watching them unravel and relax, finishing their peaks.

Remus cant help the way he struggles to pull out, so oversensitive that his hips keep hitching back in place with the way Virgils body tries to keep him there, needing Logan to pull their hips apart to fully end the scene.

Logan strokes and comforts both exhausted omegas, now fully in his element, cooing soft reassurances to both, getting up to start a bath and carefully guiding them both in and cleaning them up. The sheets are changed and both are put in soft clothing and given juice and cuddles.

Remus would probably make a comment on asking drowsily just how Logan deals with being knotted to him for in upwards of 30 minutes if it feels like /That/ the whole time. Logan would probably just smile sweetly and press a sweet kiss to his lips and say "with experience of course, perhaps we can work on that too, if the both of you would be so inclined?"

Virgil shutters and whines, too tired to get worked up again, Remus in a similar boat but nodding drowsily anyway. Remus probably wakes up sore and gets worked up all over again at the memory of why his cock of all things is sore and sensetive.

Perhaps they do work on it, perhaps Remus is trained to a take it little longer each time, no where near half an hour for the longest time, but he gets pretty close and much better at holding from losing his mind.

Maybe then they explore what it feels like for Remus to be stuck on Logan's knot, while Virgil is stuck on Remus's 'knot' with the help of a toy. Maybe then they also explore working Virgil up to take both of their cocks, and see what happens what Logan's fingers curl just right to trigger that knotted feeling to have Virgil lose his goddamn mind impaled on both their cocks as they slowly thrust in and out despite his body thinking he's already been knotted and reacting as such.

Maybe they even explore working Virgil's other hole open, just enough to take Logan's knot, and give Remus free reign to fuck Virgil's soaking trembling cunt until they can coax Virgil's cunt into taking Remus's 'knot' as well

Idk man. Just. This whole dynamic has so many hot possibilities. 💕💕💕

[fullmusicbardsquared]

horrible explanation of degrassi s9 ep17 "innocent when you dream"

i'm cutting out the B-plot because it's normal lmao. please don't sue me if this knowledge disturbs you.

this episode opens in a manner completely different then most Degrassi episodes; with really stupid blue and green lighting and sPooKy music. in this dream (because it's a dream), Clare is essentially a vampire-novel protagonist. as of rn she's a freshman i think???? or sophomore idk. and the vampire is Declan, who's older and irl dating Holly J Sinclair, the best Degrassi character in the world. Clare suddenly wakes up, and immediately pulls a Fortnight* book off of her side table to read it. this book is marked 4, and later lines imply that this is a much longer series than the thing it's parodying. She keeps doing it until 3 am.

*Fortnight is the Degrassi equivalent of Twilight. this is made much weirder by later lines (in the season, not in this ep) that ask if Clare was up late watching Twilight, and the presence of a poster of that guy who plays edward in her locker.

The next day, she tells her friend Alli (girl on the left) about her new Fortnight addiction, and the weird vampire sex dreams (i hated typing that sentence). Alli responds that she's stuck reading "lame-o fanfic" until the next Fortnight book comes out, and gently ribs on Clare for her dreams by comparing Declan to "Edmund" due to them both being "brooding and sexy". Declan is none of those things but ok.

some context: Declan is writing and directing an original musical called "Space Awakening", which is about an alien girl coming to a school or something???? idk. one of the actors is late to practice, and instead of picking an understudy or different actor or literally anyone else, Declan asks Clare to come do the scene. Clare is the "propmaster", so I have no idea why she's even picked in-universe. i know why she is out-of-universe, though! it's because the scene is a KISS SCENE, and Clare sucks at acting, so Declan like lifts her chin and there's TENSION or something. Clare feels like a pervert the rest of the day, feeling she's disobeying her abstinence pledge, but this doesn't stop her from noticing Declan's forgotten sweater and carrying it around with her.

later, Alli catches Clare writing stories about herself and Declan, set in the universe of the Fortnight books. saying it's better than the stuff online (and my fics what who said that), Alli encourages her to post it (?!?!?!). Clare becomes excited and decides to post the snippet on the Fortnight fan-board, using the pen name "Madame Degrassi".

She does not edit Declan's name out. Onto this episode's second act!

several people read "Madame Degrassi"'s posts, including Holly J, who finds them well written and admits to having Fortnight as her "thing", but is suspicious of the fact that the name Declan is used. she admits it could be a coincedence to her friend Chantay. later, at Connor's party (possibly birthday), Alli decides to start a game of 7 Minutes In Heaven. Connor is the timer guy. anyways, Clare and Wesley are picked, and made to go into a basement??? Wesley notices a weird ring Clare has, and she explains that it's an abstinence pledge. however, to get the thing over with, Clare just decides to kiss Wesley- AND I AM NOT MAKING THE NEXT THING UP OKAY. I'M NOT EXAGGERATING. - anyways, while kissing Wesley, Clare has a daydream (?) of her and Declan where she is the vampire, which leads to her giving Wesley a hickey without realizing until he goes "OW". embarrassed, Clare runs away, while Wesley kinda roblox dies mentally. Alli follows Clare, and when they reach a cafe, Clare BEGS Alli to take the Fortnight books back, blaming them for all her problems; she also says she doesn't want to end up like Alli*. Alli, hurt, just replies that "judgy Clare is back" and leaves.

*i haven't seen much of s9, but Alli is a character who makes a lot of mistakes. idk what this is specifically a reference to but it probably has to do with her having sex or smth

the next day. Clare is showing Declan the prompts, and has another fantasy. she bites his neck, then runs away while Declan stands there like 😐. Clare leaves to apologize to Alli, and is forgiven, but Declan & Holly J put together her being "Madame Degrassi". Holly J meets Clare in the theatre, and Clare begs for her life; Holly J jokingly says she thought about killing her, but Declan convinced her otherwise. she also explains to Clare that her feelings are normal and just puberty, and that her fanfic was genuinely good and shouldn't have been taken down by Clare. the end. sorry.