#just in a silly goofy mood! 🤪

[elix8r]

any of yall watch the olympics? if so fav sport? and also which sports do u think will fit enhypen? 🤔 (maaayyybee im a teensy bit inspired and perhaps yall can help 🤓)

[angel-fruitcake]

let's be delusional for a second. close your eyes. picture this with me.

• supernatural season 16 has been announced.

• full cast is confirmed to be involved.

• season contains quite a few full length episodes.

• no details about plot or story arcs have been revealed yet.

• the episode names have been released (or leaked) but no descriptions.

• one of the episode titles: I'd Rather Have You.

• cue mass hysteria.

• alternate title: Cas, Get IN My Ass

[bibuckagenda]

My favorite joke from this fandom is that Eddie baby trapped Buck

[fromtheseventhhell]

Interesting how the Trident incident is the only moment where people question Joffrey's capacity for cruelty. He is almost universally considered one of the worst asoiaf characters, with no redeemable qualities. No one ever attempts to justify his actions when he abuses Sansa, orders Ned's executions, or any of his other many acts of violence. It's only this moment, a moment meant to introduce us to his cruel nature, that people seem to believe him to be a rational character with limits. It's honestly laughable. It's evident that the people who think like this are just biased against Arya; the majority of these arguments are centered not around Joffrey's violence, but Arya's actions to defend Mycah. People seem to truly believe that the better option would have been to let Joffrey "have his fun" and torment Mycah.

Debating how badly Joffrey would've hurt Mycah misses the entire point of the moment. Joffrey attacks Mycah because he's lowborn, he finds amusement in tormenting others, and he knows he can get away with it. He was quick to pull his sword and draw blood and, from what we know of his character, he undoubtedly would've taken it further. Arya stands up to him because she thinks that Mycah is worth defending which is significant considering she is the only one to do so. She is also the only character who mourns him and is affected by his senseless death, even books later (Ned is affected by his death but I wouldn't say he mourns him, although it is a moment that influences his feelings towards the Lannisters and Robert). Even if, which is a very big if, Joffery hadn't intended to go any further he had already crossed a line by attacking Mycah. The only alternative would be that Arya simply sits by and watches Joffrey further injure Mycah...and that's somehow the "better" option?

The people coming to the conclusion that Arya was the one who escalated the situation (and that it's somehow not Joffrey pulling his sword on an innocent boy) are coming from the perspective of the classist society that they live in. Joffrey attacking a lowborn boy wasn't an issue worth action, but harming a prince is "wrong". Mycah being attacked, and later murdered, is seen as inconsequential to the other characters (and readers) because he is lowborn. That's the thing though. You aren't supposed to look at this situation where a young boy is murdered for no reason and think that the only one who defended should've behaved differently. This moment is a criticism of the classist society these characters live in. It is significant that Arya is markedly less classist than a majority of other characters and cares when no one else does.

Further, if Arya were truly in the wrong for her actions then Joffrey wouldn't have needed to lie about what happened. From the very existence of the "trial" and Arya being given the chance to tell her version of events, we know that there wouldn't be any punishment if the truth of the situation had been told from the very beginning. The only reason there was an issue is because Joffrey decided to attack Mycah, and then later lie about what happened. Arya is not responsible for Joffrey's cruelty, Cersei's enabling, or Robert's subsequent apathy. The fact that people can't seem to comprehend this is maddening. I've never seen people have the same attitude towards Sansa for speaking up for Dontos, even though it incurred Joffrey's wrath and would've escalated had Sandor not spoken up. Why are Sansa's actions brave and kind, but Arya's are seen as stupid and reckless? What happened to not blaming young characters for the actions of others?

This is one of those things where the fandom decides for themselves that they know the story being told, without actually looking at how it's written. They would rather debate on (baseless) hypotheticals than look at why George presented the story to us the way he did. It takes an insane amount of misinterpretation to decide that Arya's actions are the reason for Mycah's death and misses a, rather large, point being made by the author. Notably, none of these people can ever provide evidence from the book to support their insistence that Joffrey would've simply left Mycah alone. You would think that since that's the basis of their argument and they're so adamant that their analysis is correct, they would be able to support their reasoning. It's almost as though the books don't support their interpretations...

[makasdisaster]

i want geto suguru to fuck my brains out, i wanna go dumb, drool, slobber, twitching, no breath in my lungs, a bitch gon’ limp, if i’m not shooting blanks by the end of it i don’t want it

thank you for coming to my ted talk i can now sleep in peace 🥱🛌

[jayjay55655]

What i look like when i say something funny and wait for my friend to laugh😌

[clairenatural]

going to Europe this summer! Might fuck around and never come back

[llimerrence]

I have a family member in the hospital. It will hopefully all be okay but I’d appreciate asks and stuff to distract me with tomorrow when I’m home alone again

[comikissu]

googling 'how to not care so much' and immediately closing the tab 🤪

[aanaa333]

i screamed at him yesterday and he got sad

[riverthebooknerd]

maybe this is just the trauma talking but there is something inherently terrifying about being seen. you can't be hurt if no one knows who you are. being dragged into the light could mean being dragged to your slaughter. you've seen people die and die and die, and you've lived because no one's thought to kill you. no one can put a bounty on your head if they don't even care to learn your name. i'd rather be the twisted, rotten thing in the dark than to be burned in the sun. maybe that's just because it's all i know how to be, but it's too frightening to try to learn anything else. "the mortifying ordeal of being known" could be my downfall, and i'll have no part in it.

[waloeders]

gm my irl bestie was askin me abt ff16 earlier and i. had to be like yeah so theres this guy and his horse who is also a guy *twirls hair* theyre my faves <3

[because-she-goes]

*tiktok noise*

What was more culturally significant: the renaissance or matty healy’s instagram?

[fictionismyreality3]

Full to the Brim 18+

Warnings: romance and everything that comes with it, smut teehee I was just in a silly goofy gal mood today omg ! 🤪

Notes: johnny could stuff my turkey any day-

Something about seeing you all red cheeked and busy with your hair tied up, apron tied around your waist as you stirred over a pot on the stove.

Johnny hadn’t had a real thanksgiving since his mammy died a few years back. His siblings were too spread out, one sister in university, his other brothers off making a life for themselves, walking through parks and going to coffee shops or whatever people did.

And then there you were. Little lamb all rosy and plump, making such good meals for him, soothing his aches when he came home— let me get you a cup of tea, Johnny! Just sit down, kay? All soft, soft, soft.

Look at you, cooking a nice thanksgiving meal for him, huh? Working so hard. With an impish grin, he curled his body around yours, pulling you away from the stove by your hips.

“Johnny, I was-”

Tsk, tsk. “Y’can wait can’t ye, lass?”

Who cared about the turkey when had you sprawled out on the plush carpet, stuffing into you instead? The cum he wrung out of you, frothy and slick around the base of his cock, two of his fingers found their way into your mouth.

Peaking, the pleasure sizzled across your skin. “Can’t, can’t- f-fuck, too much.. S’too much!” Johnny crooned in your ear, mumbling praises. “I ken, I ken, cannae stop, hen. Look a’ you, so tight.”

Hips snapping into yours, jolting your body forwards by a few centimetres every time his cock hit the plug of your cervix. Ingraining his marks onto your heart.

Stuffing you.

[leviscolwill]

— dad!jude bellingham headcanons !

pairing: dad!jude bellingham x fem!reader

req: could you write dad!judebellingham ml <3

note: i tried writing headcanons because i feel like my writing is very 👎👎🍅🍅🍅 at the moment, i hope you'll like it still !! reblogs are VERY appreciated since the tags are in a silly goofy mood right now #useless 😝🤪

tag list: @ceofmercedes &lt;3

it's well established on judeblr that he is a girl dad, so girl dad it is

i think he would spiral a bit over the fact that you're growing a whole human being in you

he would say random shit like “no but do you feel her legs grow ?”

and you're like 😐😐😐 of course not

but the poor boy is just clueless 😪

he would always remind you of how you're the most beautiful woman on earth, even when you're crying your eyes out because ron fell off his chess piece in the philosopher's stone

now,, i think we're all well aware he would spoil your daughter rotten

getting her new clothes or new toys whenever he passes in front of a store because “she might need it one day”

but !! he would never let her turn into a “daddy i want a squirrel” kinda girl

you would both make sure she's very well mannered because he is very aware his parents' education played a big part in who he is today

i feel like being strict wouldn't be a problem for him either

yk being the eldest in his family, he wouldn't be swayed by your girl's pleading eyes when she acts wrong

he would 100% cry on her first day of pre-school (it's the cancer in him)

and he would try to drop her / pick her up from school as much as he possibly can with training and stuff

if you speak another language, you'd learn it to your daughter and use it to talk shit about jude 🤭

“have you seen what he wore today ?” “yeah daddy's shirt is very ugly”

in my case she would say quoicoubeh to him

i feel like he'd get so frustrated and start sulking amd pouting before your daughter reassures him

okayy bc it's spooky szn rn 😋

family matching costumes !! (call it corny 😡 i do not care)

monsters, disney characters or the adams family... he'd have soooo many ideas

he'd go trick or treating just to eat all the sweets

playfights with your daughter for their girl's attention

“it's my mommy !”

“oh yeah ? but mommy liked me before, so i'm the number one in her heart”

“it's not true ! mommy tell him he's a liar”

you can only roll your eyes because he really has beef with a whole child ???

but he's just a kid himself !!

everytime she gets to see uncle jobe she's overly happy

and jude would smack the back of his head when he says a bad word

(like he's not the one to curse at home yk 🙄)

is it a bad thing i think he would secretly hope your daughter has a bad dream so she'd have a good excuse to sleep in between you both ?

because he would

just to cuddle with her

then he regrets it when she wakes him up early in the morning

when she grows up he would be soooo invested in her school's dramas

like, actually asking for updates during dinner like he's dan from gossip girl

“what do you mean ben is dating his ex's best friend ?? he's such a di... bad person”

he'd be so gassed whenever she would wear his shirt (especially at school)

like you got all these clothes but chose this particular england shirt ? 🥹🥹

(as if half her wardrobe isn't his jerseys from every club he's been at)

(+ jerseys he exchanged with other players and signed jerseys by football legends)

he would sooo show her off to his teammates

“yeah my girl knows how to read now” 😎

and show every picture of her EVER

even the embarrassing ones

100% would introduce his friends as uncles

“say hi to uncle gio” (🫠)

now hear me out bc i think it's my favourite idea

he would totally look up hairstyles tutorials for your babygirl and try them out

once he gets the hang of it, he would never stop finding new ones

and since he doesn't have a sister, he would go to his mum for advice

on hair, but also girl stuff so he can pretend he already knows it all in front of you

you'd also go to his mum to advice tho, because being a parent (especially a mum) is never easy

and she would gladly share all of them with you

when you get into fights with jude your girl would always try to make it better

“dad says he's sorry”, “mum said she's not mad anymore”

of course you both know she's lying but somehow it always works ???

so your relationship is the prime example of what she's looking for when she grows up

and she secretly hopes she gets to love her s/o just like her parents love each other (too corny now ?)

anyways jude would treat you both like his little princesses, and he's so so so grateful he gets to live a lifetime with you two

or maybe more than two who knows 🚶‍♀️

[thememerman]

just a little Cowboy Hunter to get you through this fine Bad Batch Eve 🗣️

and a little something extra bc I was in a silly goofy mood 🤪