#just ignore everything thats bad :) thanks XOXO

[papercutslut]

In an AU where Ford ends up opening the portal 30 years early, this is how Stan finds out.

[mattdcblog]

What’s your favorite JLI (and the related runs) issue and your most hated one? I for one love the more fun vibe in these runs but sometimes feel a bit uncomfortable at all the jokes, some of them are a bit too much. What about you? :)

Putting this under a readmore because i didn't edit it and i ramble a lot xoxo

II've definitely got a fondness for a LOT of the quarterlies. But as for a favorite for the main run of the title, its so hard to choose lol.

Ultimately I think I've gotta go with everything leading up to and following the despero fight. Issue #37 is the one I remember most often (mainly for the cover and Adam hughes art.) The way that whole issue builds and has kind of two separate stories happening at the same time is amazing. I love that it kind of shows a different side of the b&g dynamic, where yknow theres some stuff they don't agree on because they're people, and thats how people are. They view the situation differently. I love when they fight also <3 lolll

And then you get the alarm system going off, which everybody who was there has context for, so it becomes its own kind of "i can't believe that happened!" And then you juxtapose that with Booster quitting its like....muah chef kissing fingers.

And THEN theres ANOTHER layer with scotts robot clone thing (?) Trying to introduce itself over and over and everybody just. Ignoring him. Which is funny by itself in the issue, but actually COMES BACK in the following issues and becomes such a source of character development.

The whole despero arc is just like. Muah. So sad and so hopeful at the same time. It also took me from just liking Jon to liking him a LOT.

Special shout out to (i think) #60 "swan song" and the invasion crossover. The invasion issue actually made me like Oberon, and in #60, this hit me really hard for some reason (side note: I miss dmitriiiiii):

As for my LEAST favorite issue? Oh boy. Thats kinda tough lol, let me think.

As a joke I would say any of the ones focused on gnort. I've got such a love hate relationship with that dude in this series.

Um but for real, I'd have to say its a tie between the general glory arc and the breakdowns arc. I think the guy v Ted fight happens in breakdowns(?) But something about it feels really disingenuous and mean, and its not a fun read. I don't really HATE either of them, but they're ones where I find myself skipping over a lot of what's going on. I still can find positives in them of course (the comic at the end of the general glory arc, drawn in a real scraggly style where guy fights the * checks notes * KTRROGARRX is so funny to me in so many ways. I enjoy it immensely.

The amount of jokes in the original run is initially what drew me to the series honestly. I don't like the ones that are in bad taste or very, VERY dated, but I don't mind the pop culture references or occasional dud. Imo the series does a fairly OK job of reigning the jokes in during the more serious moments.

And also, this is a side note, but the more I reread the original runs of JLl and the quarterlies, the less and less I find myself liking titles like formerly known as and the JLA classifieds. In my initial runthrough they just seemed to come off really mean spirited and bitter, but reading them again is like. It felt like the writers saw how everyone was perceiving this team and went "you want more of that? Fine, here. This is what you wanted isn't it?"

Thank you for the ask! Sorry it took me so long to answer, I had to really think about it + I ended up getting very busy immediately after lol! Thanks again!!

[everyfandomiknowisafandomilove]

MARRIEGE ARRANGED CHAPTER 9

       Notes:          

I'm so sorry if is to short or to late :D but here is I hope you like it and if you have comments or whatever just tell me xoxo

 "Hey, where can I change my clothes?" You asked to a clueless Ginny holding your dress up so she could see it.

  "I thought you would arrive with George" she replied, frowning as she nodded to you where you could go to change, you shrugged, as you continued up the stairs to the burrow.

  "We were supposed to come together but he didn't show up, so I decided to come before it was done later, by the way you know where he is?"

  "He arrived earlier, I was going to ask him where you were but I haven't seen him since that moment." she shrugged and opened the door of a room so that you will enter. "Do you need help?" You shook your head and entered the room while looking at Ginny.

"No thanks, see you later" you closed the door of the room and turned to see the room "christ on a cracker" you said while you threw your things out of fright "what are you doing here?"

"It's my parents' house" said George who was sitting at the foot of a bed while trying to tie a tie, you turned your eyes "and it's my room" he said answering what you thought, you approached him seeing how he still couldn't tie the knot, you sat next to him and took his hands off so you could do it for him.

"Why don't you use magic?"  You said looking sideways at George who was looking at a corner of the room somewhat annoying.

"Mom took my wand from me"  you suppressed a laugh and he gave you an annoying look.

"Ready" you finished,  smoothed his shirt a little and looked at him waiting for him to say something.

"What?" he ask annoying.

"Ok, you're in a bad mood, I guess I shouldn't ask how you did with Noelle"  George just turned his eyes annoyed at your comment, "then ..." you said as you stood to lift your dress and left your things on the bed that was in front of George's, "I thought we would come together"

"I thought you would come with Charlie, as you decided that he would help you with things about the wedding, I thought you would ask him," he said as he looked at a small mirror that was on the wall, you turned your eyes to his comment.

"You're upset" you said it more as a statement than as a question.

"No shit Sherlock" you sighed loudly at his answer "Why do I have to wear these stupid clothes? And why should there be this stupid party?” Although he didn't say these things directly to you, they made you feel bad.

"Look, I'm sorry, I'm sorry you have to be here and in this whole situation, I'm sorry I didn't tell you about the last minute change, but I just wanted to do something nice for you, obviously you preferred to be somewhere else than stuck deciding things about a wedding that you hate, being able to be in a place that you wanted and what better than with Noelle… she… you like her”  while saying this, you felt a deep sadness.

"Now you are an expert in what I want" he look expectantly at what you just shrugged.

"You just said it, you hate all this"  you sighed  "The idea that all this is happening is not happy news for me either, but it's happening and I try not to be an asshole with others" you said looking directly at him "I'm trying, I really do, I even bought this stupid dress because you like the color red” you took the dress that was in the bed and put it in front of him.

"Yes, and everyone in this house, maybe you bought it for Charlie" his answer made you mad.

"You know what? Go fuck yourself ” you said annoyed as you pushed him out of the room.

"Why do it myself, if you can find me a date to do it for me, no?" He shouted annoyinglyand left the room closing the door tightly on his way out.

"What's going on? We hear screams” said Ginny who came to the room with Hermione and Charlie behind.

"Your brother is happening" you sat on the bed with your face in your hands "yourbrotherwhoisanungratefulidiotlooktobeangryaboutthat, ifsheisverypretty, andhelikesher, what is his problem" you mumbled in your hands, Hermione looked at Ginny without understanding what you were saying.

"She got him a date with another girl," Charlie said, still standing in the doorframe.

"You did what?!!!" Ginny asked screaming.

"Why does everyone react like this?" You asked looking at Ginny over your hands.

“Why would you get a date for George? Whit who are you days away from getting married” Hermione said sitting on the bed in front of you.

"Well ... I ... I just wanted to do something nice for him" you shrugged as you said "she is a very pretty girl and they both like each other and well ... I don't know ... it seemed like a good idea"

"Great idea" Charlie said with sarcasm as rolled his eyes, Ginny looked at him annoyedly and beckoned to run him from the room, closing the door behind her and sitting next to Hermione in front of you, she take your hands that trembled between hers.

"Why?" You let out a sigh and looked at nothing and shrugging your shoulders again.

 "He has been very good to me, I wanted to... I just want him to be happy" you felt like a tear rolled down your cheek but you didn't clean it.

"You like him" Hermione said it more as an affirmation than as a question.

"I guess so"

"Then why did you do it?" Ginny asked, giving a slight squeeze to your hands.

"You should see him when he is with her, to begin with she is beautiful and kind and when they are together it is like there is no one else" you answered without looking at them.

"Are you sure about that?" Hermione asked with a frown, you just nodded, Ginny and Hermione shared a look.

"I know George and I haven't seen him as happy as he is lately and I don't think it's because of that girl" you looked at Ginny with a frown.

"He doesn’t remember"

"What are you talking about?" Now it was they who frowned.

"Nothing,   I should start getting ready before our moms begin to worry" with this you got up and started dressing and getting ready with the help of Ginny and Hermione, leaving behind the previous talk.

Mrs. Weasley and your mother had decorated the back of the burrow, it was full of tables with lots of flowers and as it was at sunset, there were candles floating around everything, everything looked beautiful but you felt awful so your plan was to ignore George during the party, greet your family and the Weasley family and pretend everything was fine, that was fine until one of your aunts came up to ask if that was your boyfriend or his twin, pointing to a slightly drunk George who was flirted with your cousin, you gave your aunt a fake smile and apologized going to where he was.      

"What are you doing?" You said standing next to them, with an annoying smile on your face, and with a murderous look you made your cousin run away.      

"I'm Fred," he said, turning his eyes and crossing his arms.     

"No, you are George" you copied his posture.      

"Stupid ear" he answer between his teeth without looking at your face.

"It's not that, it's because you emanate a stupid aura that I know is you" you sighed putting your arms next to you "you know what? Do what you want, but don't do it in front of our families and less with my cousin”      

"What's your cousin different from Noelle?" Said George with a mocking grin.      

"You are a douche" you left there annoying.     

"That was George, right?" Asked Bill frowning approaching you "the one with that girl" you just give him a half smile "I'll have a few words with him" he said a little upset and walked away from you, you looked to heaven defeated and went for a glass of wine.      

"So, excited about the wedding?" Charlie pushed you slightly with his shoulder as he stood beside you and gave you an encouraging smile, you smiled a little and shrugged "you know" he said as he stood in front of you "I know that all this is something that none of you decided and that nothing can be done to avoid it but, I could not help getting a little jealous when I found out” you choked a little with the wine you were drinking and Charlie put his hand on your shoulder to know if you were okay, you just nodded and asked what? while you were coughing, Charlie let out a little laugh “when you were just a child something of me knew that you and George would somehow end up together, I think we all thought about it, in fact many times our parents or even Bill commented on it, but you always contradicted and said that you would marry me insted of George”  your face was red and could easily be confused with the hair of any Weasley that was there, of course you remembered it, but you didn't think Charlie would do it or keep it in mind. “I know you don't think so, but you are a beautiful, intelligent and funny woman, it sucks that this is how things happened because deep down I know that you two are meant for each other, but if it were different it doesn't matter because anyone who marry you is a very lucky guy”  Charlie had his hand on your cheek and with his thumb he caressed it slowly, it was an affectionate gesture it felt like he was an older brother but could easily be misunderstood if anyone looked from outside.      

"Yes and I am that lucky one" George got between you two and took your hand "not you, dear brother" Charlie looked at him strangely.      

"Are you drunk?" he ask.                

"You're drunk!" Replied George indignantly, you let go of the air that was in your lungs, you turned your eyes and pulled George away, looking apologetically at Charlie who just smiled at you and shrugged.

"What's your problem?" You asked annoyed as you crossed your arms when you found a place far from everyone.     

"My problem? This is what it was all about?" You looked at him without understanding and frowning "All this shit about pairing me with Noelle was just because you wanted to be with Charlie" your eyes widened. 

"Are you fuckin nuts?!" He just turned his eyes to your answer "thats it I'm out of here" before appearing to your apartment, George took you by the arm, so the two appeared together at your place. When you realized that he had appeared together with you, you felt your blood boil “now what?” You said as you let go of your arm “you didn't get tired of accusing me of wanting to be with your brother”     

"You're insufferable, I can't stand you, things were finally going well, I learned to tolerate you and you have to ruin everything" George walked back and forth in your living room.     

"Yet you still here" you answered rolling your eyes, but his words hurt you too much, "what do you want George?" You asked and he suddenly stops and turns to you "you say you hate me, you hate everything that is happening and still bother if I try to free you from this pressure?” His eyes showed doubt, bewilderment and pain, but you never imagined that the action he would take would be that.      

[gothiero]

multiples of 3 for the get 2 kno the blogger stuff?

good lord thats a Lot THANK U

3. What are your favourite TV shows?

i dont watch a lot of tv, so i dont really have one lol

6. What are your favourite video games?

is it cringe to say undertale or minecraft. b.because yeah.

9. What are your favourite clothing brands?

i dont really like particular brands i just like shit that looks good u know

12. If you had to get a tattoo right now, what would it be?

probably like. idk. hm. i want an inner lip tattoo real bad. maybe like xo or xoxo or something like that

15. If you had to pick one dish to eat for the whole week (ignoring nutrition), what would it be?

oh this is hard um. idk i like chicken fried rice and im kinda craving that rn so yeah that i suppose

18. If you had to pick one item to be gifted to you (up to $50,000 USD in value) that you couldn’t exchange/give away, what would you pick?

pansy

21. What’s one time that someone made you laugh uncontrollably?

oh god i dont know theres a lot of those, i laugh 2 much. but usually its remy that makes me laugh the most so ask them. i think the last time was when we were watching sonic together lol

24. What’s something you’ve done that you’re really proud of?

all of my solos that ive performed in choir :):)

27. Out of all the non-essential items you’ve ever bought, which has been most worth the money?

my $2.99 studded black belt from goodwill

30. What’s been the most enjoyable time you’ve had catching up with an old friend/family member that you hadn’t seen in a while?

i dont catch up w old friends bc theres usually a reason we're old friends and not current friends so. i guess um when my sister took me to a tøp concert (i know i know leave me alone) and chemical kids and mechanical brides by ptv came on her playlist in the car and we both knew all the words :)) that was fun

33. What’s one skill that you’d like to try and learn for fun?

i wanna learn how to Scream . ALSO i wanna learn how to do cool shit w makeup :)))

36. What musical genres do you dislike the most?

country. thats it

39. What are some of your most unusual pet peeves?

these arent unusual but i HATE mouth noises. like chewing, grinding teeth, biting nails, i hate all of it. um also i hate it when peoples' personalities consist of like 3 things that they make the same jokes about over and over and over again and they never get any new jokes. thats annoying as fuck. but im also an asshole i guess so

42. What are some songs that make you most want to sing along when you hear them?

. w. well. um. thatd be like every song i listen to. bc i like 2 sing and i like the songs i listen 2. but basically everything ever written by my chemical romance except for sing and fake your death and the light behind your eyes and the world is ugly

45. What’s your go-to (alcoholic) drink for hanging out on a patio in the summer? After a long day? Meeting a date at a nice bar?

i am a minor 😎

48. How would you describe your personal style?

i look like stupid little boy at school because im too lazy to wear makeup and i also dont have a lot of makeup or like any of the clothes i wanna wear bc my mom likes to tell me ill never get a job or no one will ever want to be with me if i dress "goth" which isnt. at all. li. like. i. 😐😑😐 but if i had access to all the shit i wanna wear or all the makeup i want id be so fucking scary secksy. my god.

[halemmerich]

I have a callout now!!! Yay!!!

Anyways. It’s so gay let me go by everything in it or whatever. Deal with my bad wording

I personally NEVER spammed him with the word communism. That was someone else. I did send him a lot of asks being like hey pussy join my server let’s talk :) but I NEVER mentioned anything to do with communism. Also if I did spam him with communism where’s the scs Mika...we know you love drama and hate me if I did do that wouldn’t you have the scs ready? You disabled anon so there’s literally no way I could’ve done it on anon. I didn’t send anyone to send him communism over and over and I didn’t send him communism. Thats stoopid.

This here is really cringe. Also you’re missing the context and point, Mika literally refused to refund someone for their money for a commission and straight up ignored them LOL. Don’t gloss over that.

Y’all already saw the sc if you wanna see this so bad but yeah, I said it but Mika literally triggered people by constantly talking about it and didnt care if ppl told him to stop. He just got passive aggressive and shit. Literally look through the rest of my blog stop taking stuff out of context LOL

Also literally just because mikas never done it to you or whatever doesn’t mean it never happened LOL. You’re not the only person in the world. I’m not Jewish so I can’t speak much on it but I only said that bcuz that’s what my Jewish friends have been saying what Mika has been doing and that’s like that.

Also I literally have a server full of people who can testify to like what happened. Also we didn’t solely just harass him we wanted to genuinely talk about how he has been a terrible person and friend and how him using Friday to add another boyfriend to list was shitty. Yes I was rude as hell to Mika and my last words to him were go fuck yourself but I wasn’t plain up harassing him lol? (Don’t try to crop this out of context) Also very epic of you to completely ignore the fact this was all mainly by the fact he used and manipulated Friday. Very cool.

Basically you’re stupid stop using stuff out of context and realize you’re not the only person in the world.

Anyways xoxo thanks for finally giving me my callout! Love you it’s been a dream that I finally get one updated 💞💞💞

[fandom-blackhole]

Of a Juliet and an Einstien (Tony Stark x Reader High School AU)

AN: Hello my beautiful subjects! This is the first request that I recieved and I hope it is everything that you wanted! I am happy with the way that the story turned out. Now, I did just finish writing it and just briefly looked over it so if there are any mistakes, please forgive me and tell me what you notice and I’ll try to get it fix asap. Any enjoy the story! XOXO Queen Hannah of the Fandom Hell Blog

Fandom: MCU

Request: Yes!  @carolyn-stark-91 : Hello, I was wondering if you could write a Tony Stark story for me. I’d like a high school AU where tony is the usual popular tech nerd and I’m a theatre geek who doesn’t really have any friends but homecoming or a dance is coming up soon. Please and thank you. If you need anymore info or have any questions just go ahead and ask me.

Words: 2716 (It got away from me a bit, but that’s okay!)

Warnings: Tony Stark..... I’d say thats it

Summary: Reader is a theater geek that has a big crush on the oh so popluar tech nerd Tony Stark, that causes a series of events to happen before the school play and Homecoming.

It just had to be him didn’t it. It had to be the most popular, and possibly the smartest, guy in school that I fell for. Me, the nobody theatre geek who most of the classmates ignored, had an impossibly large crush on the popular tech savvy Tony Stark. My heart just loved to torture me didn’t it. It was so cliche the lowly nerd falling for the popular guy. I doubt he even realizes we have four of our core classes together. I doubt he could pick my face from a crowd of students. I doubt he even knew my name. Hell, why would he when he had a gaggle of girls around him giving him attention at any given moment? Why would he notice the one girl sitting in the back of the room daydreaming about a relationship that would never be? It really was a pointless crush, one that definitely wouldn’t lead to anything. So why should I get my hopes-

“Geez I really need to start paying more attention to my surroundings. Sorry about bumping into you, (y/n).”

I look up holding my head only to realize who it was and look back down quickly and start gathering my things. Speak of the Devil and he shall appear. Tony Stark. Of course it was Tony who bumped into me. Wait, had he said my name? No, I had to have imagined it, right? Hurriedly, I tried to gather all of my things so that  I could rush away as quickly as possible. As I was reaching to grab my playbook, it was grabbed by the same man that bumped into me. Mentally cursing, I stood up and watched the ground hoping he would hand me the book and we could part in silence.

“A Midsummer Night’s Dream,” of course, I was never lucky, “Are you in the play?”

I opened my mouth to answer, but my throat clammed up and my mouth became dry, so I just nodded my head, while still looking down at the floor. I heard pages flipping and I looked up at his hands, and paled slightly. He was looking through the pages, and from what it looked like, he was reading my notes I had written in the margins. Taking a quick glance at his face, I saw he had a small smile resting there; a smile that made my heart flutter like a butterfly trying to take off in flight. When he looks up from the book and meets my gaze I can feel the blush starting to burn on my skin.

“You really take this stuff seriously, don’t you,” he gave a small smirk, “You must be pretty good too, from your notes I gather you got the main girl’s part. When is the play? I’d like to go. Just want to see if all your hard work,” he holds up the book in his hands, before finally handing it back to me, “pays off.”

The smirk he is giving me almost makes my brain decide to jump out the nearest window, but, thankfully, it doesn’t and I manage to squeak out a quiet, “Two...It’s in two weeks. The last night is the day before Homecoming.”

Heart thudding and feeling dizzy, I look into his eyes, big mistake on my part. His breathtaking smoky topaz eyes, that I could just spend all day staring into, stared back for what was a few seconds but seemed like eternity.

“Well then, my fair Juliet, I shall see you then. If not sooner,” he jokingly bows before taking a few steps backwards smiling once more, then turning around and heading in the opposite direction, to what I could only assume to be the school’s tech lab. I stood there for a few minutes before I notice a teacher walking in my direction, so I turn and start heading towards the theater department to practice my lines.

It’s not until a few days later, three days to be specific, that I start noticing that the girls who normally swarm around Tony are actually standing at a distance from the man himself. Which is odd. Even the head cheerleader, Virginia or Pepper Potts, is giving him space. Usually she especially was almost attached at the hip with him at any given moment. Curiously, I started paying more attention to my surroundings more, instead of just zoning out, and I started noticing that in certain classes I could feel eyes staring at me from certain places in different classrooms, but every time I looked behind me to see just who it was that was watching me, I could never catch anyone. It was actually starting to frustrate me, but I just brushed it off as paranoia. The play nights were fast approaching and I was just probably getting antsy, it happens every year. This year just wasn’t any different, right?

Shaking my head and clearing my thoughts, I gathered my things and headed towards my locker to grab my lunch and play book, planning on eating outside under the tree next to the office entrance. It was always quiet out there and perfect for practicing my lines. Nobody ever seemed to want to eat outside, I never understood why, bugs maybe? Whatever, it’s their loss; more silence for me. At least that’s what I thought.

Once I had gotten settled and had opened my book to the page I was working on memorizing, I grabbed and apple out of my lunch bag and took a bite while ‘acting’ out the part I was reading. After a couple of minutes and half of my apple being eaten, I was broken from my thought process by two voices. Two very distinctly male voices, that seemed to be coming in my direction. Panicking, I grabbed my things and tried to hide behind the tree before the two got any closer. Once they got close enough for me to make out their conversation, I paled even more.

“Tony, I told you the bot wasn’t ready. The stabilizers aren’t ready for this kind of wind! Now look at the poor thing, we have to start all over!”

“Calm down, Bruce, we were going to have to take the thing out for a test run eventually. Plus, she didn’t do as bad as I thought she was going to do, so that’s a plus.”

“Sometimes you’re insufferable, you know that? You’re lucky your my only friend.”

“Hmmm sounds like a persona-”

Straining your ears I listen as their footsteps come closer to my tree, and I pray to every god in every religion that neither of them notice me. Thankfully, today the gods seem to be in my favor as neither of them notice my presence. Okay, well the gods are somewhat in my favor as I notice my playbook isn’t with the things I grabbed.

“What is that Tony? Some kind of book,” I hear one voice, who I assume to be Bruce Banner, one of Tony’s close friends in the tech lab, ask. I hear the rustling of pages being turned and I hold my breath.

“Yeah,” I can hear the smirk, that I’m sure he is wearing, in his voice, “it’s a playbook, and I know exactly whose it is.”

Bruce sighs and probably rolls his eyes, “Let me guess it's one of those girls’. You know the ones that are usually surrounding you when you aren’t in the lab?”

“No, god no. This girl, she’s different Bruce. She doesn’t crowd around me like the others. She different, Juliet isn’t like those other boring girls. She’s interesting,” his voice softens at the end, and from what I could tell his smirk turned into more of a smile.

“Okay whatever you say Romeo,” Bruce chuckles out and turns and starts walking towards the school doors.

“Come on Tony, we need to get back inside before lunch ends.”

I finally let out the breath I had been holding and I slump to the ground holding my chest, my heart felt like it was actually going to take flight like if I let go. Tony actually noticed me. He said I was different from the other girls. He said I was interesting. Taking deep breaths I finally come out from behind the tree with all of my stuff and notice that Tony had actually taken my playbook with him. Now’s when I can panic. How am I supposed to get it back? I can’t just go up to him and be like, ‘Hey I was outside hiding behind the tree the whole time you and Bruce were talking. Can I get my playbook back?’ God no, I think I’d die of embarrassment before I even go close to him! I mean it’s not like I really need the book anymore with the play only a week away now, but that’s not really the point. The point is that Tony Stark has my playbook and I had no idea how I was going to get it back.

Scared, I walked back into the school and headed to my locker to exchange my my books and put lunch away. While walking to my next class all I could think about was how much my life had changed of the course of the last few days, and how it only started when I ran straight into my crush.

The rest of the day went relatively smooth if you don’t count my constant panicking, and almost having a heart attacks every time I caught even small glance of Tony. It wasn’t until then end of the day, after I left the theater room late after having an in depth talk about your character with Mr. Brennan, the theater director.

The hallways had already cleared, which i were thankful for, and I were the only student in sight. I walked at a leisure pace towards my locker, and took my time opening it. I was in no real rush to leave. The teachers had gone easy on homework for the day, meaning I had time to procrastinate. I wasn’t until I had my locker open that I noticed that something was different with my locker. There was a letter sticking, only slightly, out of the little slits at the top of the locker’s door. Grabbing the letter, I stuff it in my binder to read once I was home and in my room. It wasn’t until I noticed that my playbook was in my locker on top of all of my other books, that I noticed something was up. How had it gotten there? Tony had picked it up outside. Does this mean he knew where my locker was? Or did he just turn it in and the office had someone put it in my locker? No, they would have called me to the office and gave it to me after scolding me about losing the book in the first place. So had Ton,y somehow gotten into my locker?

Blushing, I quickly looked down the hallway only to see that there was no one around. Grabbing the letter from where I had stuck in my binder, getting home could wait. I needed to know how that book had gotten back into my locker, and the letter might hold some clues. As soon as I opened the letter and I glanced at the handwriting my heart went a flutter for what seemed to be the millionth time just that day. I really needed to get myself under control.Taking a breath I began to read the letter.

Dear Juliet,

Found your book outside today during lunch. Figured you’d want it back as soon as possible so here I am your knight in shining armour. I waited to give it to you in person for a bit, but you must have been running late so I just left it in your locker and am leaving this note.

You’re Welcome,

Your Einstein

P.S. I promise I just set the book in there and didn’t go snooping through your stuff. If you don’t believe or trust me Bruce was there and he wouldn’t let me. See you at the play, or sooner.

I read the letter over a couple of times before pressing it to my chest and smiling like the giddy idiot that I am. He had actually waited at your locker for you so that he could give you your book back. God, he was making your small, yeah right, crush on him grow, and now it seemed impossible for me to get over it. I guess only time could tell.

Nothing to big happened in the days leading up to the play dates. Things had changed now though. Tony’s usual gaggle of girls were left abandoned and  had to latch onto the next best target, which just so happened to be Steve Rogers the star of the football team go patriots. Tony himself had taken it upon himself to move himself next me in every class we shared, even in the classes we had assigned seats, which was kind of funny because hearing him argue with the teacher was just comical in itself. I found myself smiling more often now. Tony always seemed to go out of his way in the halls to say something, or just give me a cheesy smirk paired with a wink, everytime that he saw me. I honestly don’t know what changed, but I could seriously start to feel my feelings for him start to change from a simple crush to liking him wholeheartedly and wanting to actually be with him.

It wasn’t until the day of the last play performance that things starting picking up again. When I was leaving the school that afternoon I found two things taped to my locker, a yellow rose with red tips and a note that said, I’ll see you tonight, Your Einstein. My heart fluttered and I smiled the first big smile I’ve smiled in who knows how long and I took the rose and note after grabbing my thing and I went home to get ready for later that night.

I was a nervous wreck throughout the entire night, but I made it through, and with my best performance yet in my opinion, and also Mr. Brennan’s. After we had done our final bow and gave our speeches about how lovely the play had been this year, and how much we were going to miss the senior, we finally went back to the dressing rooms and on the vanity I had claimed as mine, there was another rose almost identical to the one I found on my locker earlier. I picked it up and smiled and smelled the beautiful flower. I was startled out of my little world I was in when someone cleared their throat behind me. Turning around quickly, I almost drop the rose in my hand out of shock.

“Hey there Juliet,” standing there, with a dozen more of the roses, was none other than Tony with a large smile on his face, “That was a really moving performance out there. You were beautiful and amazing. I’d say your hard work really did pay off.”

I smiled and walked towards him, completely oblivious to the fact that the rest of the cast, the stage hands, and Mr. Brennan had all gathered around to see what was going on. Once I was within arms reach Tony handed me the bouquet.

“Thank you,” I just smiled up at him, “Thank you for coming, and gosh thank you for the roses,” now I was definitely blushing, but to hell with it, how could I not be with Tony looking at me like that? He grinned and lowered his voice so that he knew only I could hear him, “Dad always said to know my flowers and their meanings, said they might come in handy. I’d say that they did. Want to know what these rose’s meanings are,” I just nod still smiling, “They stand for falling in love. Juliet, I really like you and I think I right to say that you like me too,” all I could do right now is nod as my heartbeat faster that I thought humanly possible, “(y/n) would you go to Homecoming with me?”

[jewel-s-blog]

about me + bias list

 hi there, I’m jewel :)

she/her/hers ・ 20 ・ kpop (writing) blog

Yes, Jewel is my real name although my parents admit I was supposed to be named elizabeth but changed their minds last minute after I was born how cute and I’m currently in university. I study political science and japanese for those wondering (because yes, I am japanese and it’s helpful when you live in hawaii to have that degree yk?). If any of this stuff is even mildly interesting and you have any curiosities, pls feel free to ask me!

I try to write some things when I can, so feel free to take a look at my masterlist. I also read A LOT of fics on this site, so also peep my recs if you feel like it. Warning: its mostly fluff and angst and almost always includes smut but there’s some really good stuff worth reading still! 

Feel free to talk to me :) i don’t have any kpop friends irl :( all my friends are locals smh 

I try my hardest to be active as much as possible but it’s taken me over a year to finally get used to tumblr lol marklee and i both struggle with complex technology i guess Of course, there are times when I get busy with college and will probably seem to drop off the face of the planet exam season kills but now that I’ve been in quarantine for a month, I figured now is the best time to start building an active tumblr routine. 

That’s all for now! Keep reading below for my bias list :)

xoxo, jewel <3

Bias List 

Before I begin, I will warn that this is basically a giant NCT shxtpost. With LOTS of hyperlinks for educational purposes and absolute crackhead-ery. I’ll eventually make a separate list for other groups I stan, but this blog is mainly NCT and this is already so long so I’ll leave it as this. Enjoy!

Biases are bolded in the beginning of each unit, so you can skip everything after if you don’t wanna see my ramblings following it.

A/N: After biasing nearly every member in NCT/WayV I’ve settled for now on my biases for each unit. This will most likely rotate fairly regularly as I literally fall in love with a different member every day cited here. solo stan? I don’t know her.

ULT

Jaehyun  *ahem excuse me i mean* 

Johnny Suh, it’s official. Don’t know how to explain, but I love everything about him. In the end, it’s always him. damn i sound like y/n thoughts but istg it’s true From SM Rookies to NCT Life to MV behinds, he’s the one. But I’ve also come to realize that I find myself most relatable to him as a person and I think that’s why no one else can trump him wow narcissist much jewel It’s kind of just my gut feeling. It also helps that hes the fluffiest tall, muscular tight booty hottie on the planet. See this black on black dance practice for further scientific explanation even in this jaehyun trying to wreck me so badddddd

Not gonna lie, I HAD IT BAD FOR MARK LEE still do and yet Johnny overcame that. If mark lee were my first love, johnny is my soulmate.

UPDATE! 

Lee Jeno has officially been added to the ult list. *See the entirety of my april activity on my sns accounts if you would like to see how this happened haha :)

NCT U  

im in love with him bc he literally reminds me of my boyfriend -- i like chill guys ok

Taeil is my little teddy bear who looks great in red hair and has a voice form heaven. Evidence? Here you go. He didn’t stand out to me much in the beginning because I was either deaf or blind but after Chain, the game was OVER. +moon taeil in shorts?? serve them thighs honey. Love you bebe tomato <3

BUT Doyoung is the #1 bias wrecker here because have you seen his cover of beautiful on masked singer?? have you?? if not, let me educate you. Also his collab with Sejeong?? Literally the cutest MV ever, perfect for Christmas, listened to it every year since it’s release.

Listen to Coming Home - NCT U for further scientific evidence that NCT has top vocals in the kpop industry.

NCT 127

THE Jung Jaehyun. For reasons that need no explanation. but ill give it anyway smh

After watching the performance of herin and jaehyun singing a whole new world I knew that was it for me. (I still watch it once a month for my jaehyun-related health and to honor SM’s biggest loss, seo herin and ji hansol but thats for another conversation) back to jaehyun His vocals are unique in NCT and bring a nice color to their songs, the man looks good in literally anything, and I’ll probably say this about every member, but I love his dance style--body rolls for days sis. Definitely my ideal type, which my boyfriend is 100% aware of; no secrets in my relationship ofc which explains the wreckage. Pretty sure 81% of the fandom gets wrecked by him daily, so I think I’ll stop here. 

NCT Dream 

Renjun.  why? i just think he’s neat but no really, it was this performance (ok actually this got me ALL SORTS OF WRECKED) and this fancam that had me falling in love with him but were gonna ignore the fact that I get bias wrecked DAILY by all the other members  GOd-tier vocals, personality for daysssssss, variety KING HUANG RENJUN. Safe to claim that I go into renjun feels about 3x a week. Check my twitter for proof. +dnyl renjun was a blessing and I sometimes cant believe that it actually happened. How do I explain?? He’s literally the best boy, but when he gets all worked up....let’s stop there before I have to go to confession again.

But for fun, lets list why I have biased every dream member at some point shall we? (in no particular order) Dream might just be my ult group, songs always bop, members at star quality 

mark- yes i am including mark bc he was the reason i even started stanning dream dreamies leader since mmc days, mentor, A1 rap skills, ad libs go crazy, unparalleled dancing style, hardest worker, cutest watermelon advocate ever, all around amazing person can you tell he used to be my ult? + he’s a good christian boy and my catholic *ss has to confess my sins for being a simp for him 24/7

chenle- vocal GOD, most steady live vocals in kpop, laugh to die for

jeno- i cannot resist his eye smile i wanna cuddle and onstage charisma-2:54 “let’s goooooo” and i alskfdfjlkdldkfa. 

jaemin- “other than my members, i don’t have any friends” and yet he’s literally the most caring and wonderful little puff in existence fight me pls dont im a pacifist 

heachan- idk why but donghyukie feels like he could be my best friend and also cant stop staring at him in their dance practices his body proportions are unreal and his vocal ad libs?? don’t even get me STARTED on heachans vocals

jisung- he is my son, but also my son’s vocals?? MWAH that voice got me second guessing if he’s really my son 

WayV 

Ten Chittaphon Leechaiyapornkul another member where it kinda just....happened? In the end I was like “damn, when did you sneaky bugger get in my heart?” He’s got a similar vibe as Johnny AND DO NOT COME FOR MY THROAT FOR SAYING THAT THATS MY OPINION Like Johnny, I see myself in Ten. There are so many reasons why I love Ten, so I’ll make it simple and provide them to you. 

Reason 1 - Performance/dance  he just hit different, he’s THAT good. Reason 2 - vocals the amount his vocals has improved?? UNMATCHED. Reason 3 - INTELLECTUAL (still trying to find the clip of him talking about different kinds of love) Reason 4 - multi-lingual KING ok so this vid is him struggling in mandarin, but imagine, you speak thai and english and learn korean to debut and all of a sudden your agency says “ok learn chinese now.” MANDARIN IS ONE OF THE HARDEST LANGUAGES TO LEARN. Reason 5 - bad b*tch he just radiates bad bitxh energy in everything he does, and I appreciate a bad bitxh

BUT I love wayv’s chaotic energy and chemistry so much that I literally love them all dreamies watch out 

+special shoutout to xiaojuns vocals in Love Talk

+kun being a dimpled zaddy (jaehyun&kun type CONFIRMED)

+lucas holding binoculars like THAT @ 1:10

+yangx2 doing THIS (prepare to be blown away)

+hendery being a the best teacher 

+winwin BEING WINWIN THE DANCE GOD 

+winwin AGAIN and with Ten here i don’t even think i have to say that i tweeted about this everyday for a month and im still not over it. This specific dance really allowed winwin to shine even though ten is my bias. It really allowed others to see the fruit of his classical training even in modern dance which he never trained in. Not gonna be repetitive and SCREAM  say that he’s underrated, because we all know that already. Just show winwin some love, ok? thank you.

And so finally, we’ve reached the end. Phew, this took me almost 5 hours to put together because I definitely got carried away. For those who made it all the way to the end, thank you, I love you. It’s so messy and I don’t have the mental capacity to do anymore editing but I hope you got something from this massive post <3 Feel free to let me know what you think! xoxo, jewel

[thehiccupingbanana]

Just Another Day in Paradise

PAIRING: Phan (Phil / Dan) GENRE: fluff WORD COUNT: 1,641 WARNINGS: pre-smut, mentions of sex, but no sex, cute parent!phan stuffs, mpreg  SUMMARY: songfic based off of Just Another Day in Paradise by Phil Vassar AUTHORS NOTE: I thought dan and phil having their own kids instead of adoption would be cool. Also yes this is a country song.

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“I want to play with that!” Olly grabbed the building block set out of Jamie’s hands.

“I had it first!” Jamie stomped her foot.

“I was born first!” Olly stuck out his tongue.

“There enough toys in this house, you don’t need to fight this early in the morning.” Dan could feel a headache coming on and he couldn’t do anything about it.

“Daddy! Someones at the door.” Jamie told him breaking him out of his self pity party. How did he not hear the dog barking. He walks over to the door and the phone starts to ring.

“Just ignore the phone! If it’s important they will call again.” Dan yelled, eying the kitchen table with the too many bills for comfort.

Dan opens the door to see a postal man waiting with a box and a clipboard. “Phil Howell-Lester?” he asked.

“Thats my husband...” Dan replied, signing the clipboard being thrust into his hands. Dan shut the door and turned around to see Olly and Jamie sitting at the table with cereal in front of them, and Phil putting the phone back on the hook.

“Good morning baby.” Phil smiled. “How are you feeling?” Phil walks over to the fridge and takes a swig of the orange juice right out of the bottle. The orange juice must’ve been sour because Phil made a very sour face, but it was worth it because Dan laughed harder than he thought he would that day, Phil couldn’t help smiling at his beautiful husband. Phil walked over to Dan to give him his good morning kiss, “I have an half hour to shower and get the kids to school. I’ll be right out.”

“I just have a little headache, but it will leave, and this came in for you this morning.” Dan handed Phil the box.

Phil gave him a concerned look. “Right. Thank you.” Phil walked down the hall.

“Olly. Jamie. Dirty clothes. Laundry room. Now.” the headache residing but still present. He started putting his and Phil’s clothes into the watching machine. It’s not starting – again. The only to get it to start is to kick the washing machine.

“Dan, don’t kick the washing machine.” Phil walked by buttoning up his shirt. “I will fix it.”

“Along with everything else you promised to fix?” Dan smiled.

“Yes. Kids let’s go!” Phil announced walking closer to Dan putting his hands on Dan’s waist. “I know today may not seem like it’s going well, but around us. We our living our dream. Two beautiful kids of our own, a dog that we’ve been talking about since our flat days in London. This is our paradise baby.” Phil placed at chaste kiss on Dan’s forehead.

“Let’s go Papa.” Olly grabbed Phil’s hand dragging him away from Dan, “You and Dad are going to make us late to school.

“Love you guys.” Dan yelled after Phil and their two kids trailing him. This really was a paradise.

-

“Phil, what time is it? Phil?” Dan opened his eyes. Not seeing a Phil next to he reached for his phone, 10AM. His eyes shot opened as he ran across the hall. Jamie’s not in her room and Olly’s not in his. Dan ran to the kitchen maybe Phil took them in, without letting Dan know. Seeing the box from the previous day sitting on the counter top by a piece of paper.

“The box is yours to open. Wear something nice with it. Meet me at the first restaurant we ate at in London. 6PM. We have the babysitter until 8:30 tonight. So we can eat and the kids will be in bed. I took the kids in to school earlier today, I didn’t want to wake you.” ‘It wasn’t their anniversary,’ Dan thought as he was reading. “You deserve an evening as amazing as you are.” At the bottom of the note it read Phil XOXO. Dan opens the box to see a dark blue tie with white outline hearts on it. Dan remembers why he loves Phil as much as he does.

-

“Just in case, there is an EpiPen in the cupboard. We have already set out Thor’s food. He can sleep wherever he wants.” Dan was going over everything with the babysitter – for the 5th time.

“Dad. Stop. Go meet with Papa and enjoy your date.” Olly came marching up.

“Yeah go Daddy.” Jamie echoed.

Dan looks at his watch eyes widening seeing 5:55 on his watch. “Emergency numbers are on the fridge. I gotta go.” Dan said his goodbyes and rushed to the nearest taxi. Dan knew they didn’t live far from the restaurant, but when the taxi pulled up at 6:02 seeing Phil sitting outside on a bench, he wanted to cry. Phil wanted Dan to relax and not worry about anything, but of course he had to be overbearing with his children. He remembers the day he found out he was a carrier, happened to be the day he was already a month pregnant with Olly. It was impossible to feel comfortable in his own skin, and when he told Phil, Phil showed him everything he loved about Dan with constant praise. Dan felt really happy until he kept getting sick. Phil thought it was just the flu but Dan insisted on going to the doctor. He knew something was different. As Dan was listing off everything he’s been feeling the doctor made notes.

“Mr. Howell-Lester, have you heard of a carrier?” The doctor looked up towards Dan.

“Sure. That’s when males can carry… Wait.” Dan paused.

“I don’t want to tell you anything for sure, but we’re gonna need to do a pee test to see if for sure.” The doctor pointed Dan to the private bathroom. Phil stood there in shock, the words how and what circulating through his mind, not noticing when Dan came back and the doctor was out of the room.

“So Phil, how do you feel about the fact that we possibly created life?” Dan interrupted his thoughts, “Are we ready to be parents?”

“I don’t think anyone are ever ready to be parents, Dan. But I mean-” Phil stopped when the doctor walked in.

“Mr and Mr. Howell-Lester, you’re going to be parents. You are about 5 weeks along, regular check ups are highly recommended.”  

When they got home they celebrated in a way that could’ve put another baby inside Dan if biology worked that way.

Dan was shook out of his thoughts when Phil said “Hey Dan, don’t cry.” The only thing Dan could think to do was put his head on Phil’s shoulder hiding his face in Phil’s neck. “Hey, hey. We’ll just improvise. Like when we had to tell our families about a little Howell-Lester joining the world, how did we even do that. We always have our plan B.” Dan smiled.

-

Babysitter thanked and paid. Over-sized duvet, Domino’s Pizza, Phil with glasses on, and pajama pants with hoodies. Candles lit and anime playing softly in the back ground. Dan and Phil paying more attention to each other than the TV set. After a while Dan rested his hand on Phil’s thigh, he couldn’t help it – Phil wearing glasses was attractive. “Do you wanna take this to the bedroom and make some love that is way overdue.”

He doesn’t have to ask Phil twice. Phil rushes to shove the rest of the pizza in the fridge while Dan is blowing out the candles and grabbing the duvet, both men rushing down to their bedroom like two teenagers. Phil kicks the door closed and pushes Dan down on the bed not even taking a moment to breathe before he’s tackling Dan in kisses. He starts out with playful kisses on his face then he gets down to Dan’s neck and Dan can’t help but wrapping his legs around Phil’s waist.

“You look cute in my old hoodie, but you would look even cuter with it on my floor.” Phil smiled.

Before Dan could get the word dork out of his mouth another sound was in the room. “Papa? Daddy?” Phil immediately plopped off of Dan onto the empty side of the bed. “What’s the matter sweetheart.” Phil asked concern all over his face, seeing his and Dan’s daughter cuddling her teddy bear, Dan no longer in the mood.

“I had a bad dream. Can me and teddy sleep in here tonight?” Jamie asked quietly, almost afraid.

“Jamie come here.” Dan beckoned.

When Jamie crawled inbetween them, Dan couldn’t even be mad. Phil reached over and turned off the lamp and sunk underneath the duvet. “I love you Dan. And I love you Jamie.” Phil smiled poking Jamie’s side making her laugh.

Dan reaches over to grab Phil’s hand giving it a kiss “I love you Phil.” and reaching over to Jamie’s little hand, “I love you Jamie.”

Dan thinks this isn’t how Phil imagined the night to go on, but Dan wouldn’t change it for a thing. They are happy and have anything they could ever ask for. It is his paradise.

-

Of course Jamie and Olly are in an argument over the fact that they both can not be wearing green shirts. The phone is ringing again, Thor isn’t barking. Phil has 4 bowls of with cereal pouring milk into them. Dan walks behind Phil wrapping his arms around Phil swaying them back and forth gentle enough to not spill any milk. Phil sets the milk onto the counter top next to the bowls, and turns around in Dan’s arms. Phil leans up giving Dan a kiss full of love and adoration.

“Gross Papa!” Jamie laughs.

“Ewwwwww.” Olly groans

“Hush you two.” Phil smiles giving Dan one last kiss. “Eat your cereal so we can go.”

Dan hugged into Phil more just enjoying his own personal paradise.

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