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Im so normal Im drawing ford in a wedding dress because we're gonna get married

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PINES!  PINES!  PINES!  PINES!

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ok no I have to share smth from TBOB bc its driving me crazy

why did you say it like that Ford. Why are you talking about Bill like he was literally a drug. This is some of the gayest shit Ive seen in my life.

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random gravity falls headcanons (mostly the Stan twins) because I can't keep it in anymore

Stanley has a learning disability. I don't have a hc for the specific disability, but Stanley has proven on multiple occasions that he isn't stupid (fixing the portal, running a business for 30 years). Instead, his treatment as a child was most likely because he had a learning disability in the 60s and 70s, and he had a father who obviously didn't care for anything less then perfection. It was just easier for schools and family to label him as stupid, then to take the time to actually work with him.

For Stanley, it was also easier. Instead of trying to acknowledge that there was something "Wrong" with himself, he fell into the archetype of "a stupid bruiser" because that's what all the adults in his life expected from him.

Stanley is actually slightly shorter then Ford. This is because people usually stop growing taller at 19-20, but things like stress and malnourishment can stunt growth.

Ford bulked up in college when he learned he wanted to do field research (in order to be fit enough to actually properly do the research!) Consequentially, a large chunk of the BMU students had a massive crush on him (he never noticed because of his self esteem issues)

Stanley curses a lot more then Stanford, but Stanley is a lot better at watching his tongue around the kids, so Dipper and Mabel have the false impression that Stanley basically never curses while Stanford curses like a sailor (in comparison)

The main reason Ford showers regularly is that Stan threatened to hose him down if he didn't and actually followed through with it.

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I've seen the "Ford fell first, Bill fell harder" takes and I raise you the fact that they'd only known each other for a year when Bill asked him to get a tattoo that says "If lost, return to Bill". Despite a year basically being the blink of an eye to an immortal that's existed for a trillion years, Bill's weird possessive infatuation with him was already in full swing by just a year in. They BOTH speedran being obsessive weirdos about each other

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Freaky triangle cant handle true freak

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bro fumbled so hard he died

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They’re both so good…..

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my favorite flavor of Billford deniers are the ones that insist that like 80% of TBOB was fake/a lie because otherwise they would have to acknowledge the dozen references to Ford fucking the Triangle.

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A Lifetime Served in a Little Cup

pt.1 / pt.2 / pt.3 / pt.4

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normal man is the best at understanding social scenarios

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the girls are fightingg

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Brainrot so bad I hear any breakup song and I’m like “this is so billford coded”

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Got two exams this week, drew this when I needed to chillout from studying.

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It's so fucked up how they both low-key thought about each other in the same exact ways huh

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Being a god's favorite is not always a good thing

AKA Fuck around era Ford VS Find out era Ford

Commission info here

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Still working on this, slowly bur surely

song: Rule 34 by Fish in a Birdcage

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i think they were both probably pretty normal about it probably