#just had a thought: carolina angst edition. meta or maine reconnects with wash and lina. lina doesnt know any sign language. learns a bit

[sharkface-daydreams]

WIP yappin': metanut.docx

for @its-no-biggie and @cryptic-ink

YAAAAAY ok so like the canon scene of Donut meeting Meta in blue base and comedically avoiding every attempt Meta makes to kill him is perfect and funny but! but. what if it was horny instead, and also Meta is explicitly plural :3c

this one also comes with a badly drawn relationship map lol

the big plot points are:

donut escapes simmons and lopez' nonsense to the empty blue base for some nsfw self care and meta happens upon him, donut invites him to join and meta's like >:3

meta prevents wash from shooting donut and the reds escape

since simmons isn't there to talk doc into overloading his pistol at the meta he doesn't get slammed into the wall (full apologies to tony)

o'malley gets the hots for meta and wash is burdened with the knowledge that meta has fucked not one but two sim troopers in the span of a few days WHILE they are on mission and he just needs to get the epsilon unit blease

while meta is hooked to the warthog falling off the cliff and being yoinked across the snow he panics, flails and grabs donut and takes donut with him!

they both live and claw their way to an inset in the cliff face a ways down and recover woohoo. somehow make their way back to valhalla

valhalla is empty bc carolina has press-ganged the reds and blues into finding the director. donut gets a little huffy that no one's there but whatever. he and meta make their own little cozy place to live somewhere outside of the valley

actual retirement ending for meta, donut and eventually docomalley! they raise bees and donut sells scented candles and lip balm at the local farmer's market. what local farmer's market? don't worry about it :)

maine wakes up in a strange house next to a stranger and panics a little. can't talk, doesn't know the ASL meta learned with donut. donut talks him down like a cornered animal and pushes a whiteboard at him so they can talk. things get figured out eventually

(not-actually-)sigma usually cofronts with Maine. Maine and Meta have an amnesia barrier so they talk through journals/notes (donut's idea. he's very into journaling!~)

doc is aro/ace but is part of their qpr zentangle and goes to take a refreshing internal nap when o'malley and meta want to get frisky

this is not someting that will ever really be postable but it's a comfort au for me so im really tickled yall were interested <3333 i am always up to yap about it