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guys. Iām begging you. pls tag your jjk leaks šš½ new chapters come out on sundays š© all you have to do is just add a ājjk leaksā tag š„ŗ
#it feels like I have to unfollow a handful of ppl every few weeks just bc theyāre not tagging things#itās a one strike and youāre out policy!#just gonna stop following new ppl altogether
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why does your christmas sweaters project include multiple canon jewish characters (rose/dave/roxy/terezi) and a canon muslim character (kanaya)
because i wanted to shove in as much homestuck as i could because i love drawing them.
also, i discovered itās not common knowledge that the strilondes are jewish. i had abt 3 ppl come ask me why dirkās jewish in the dirk+mami crossover piece.
kanaya being muslim is honestly new to me. so is terezi being jewish.
and, like i said before, donāt try to force your HEADcanons down someoneās throat. hussie trolling the fandom and making things canon at his whim doesnt mean it is viable canon.
also, iāve done my research. hussie never made those things canon. just because tumblr user yourfaveismuslim puts up kanaya for being muslim, doesnāt mean she CANONICALLY is. sheās not wearing a hijab or anything similar in any page of homestuck ffs.
this is supposed to be a cute project with tacky holiday sweaters. if you donāt like what i have to offer, feel free to unfollow or to block me. just donāt send these passive aggressive asks trying to get me on board for your headcanons. i already have my own headcanons, thank you.
PS: thereās gonna be a lot more homestuck in this project so HONESTLY if it triggers you that much, for your own mental health, just stop following the series altogether ok?
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here's the anon who said "for people who don't like her, you all focus way too much on Gigi. just ignore her." I don't like her. I am a Ziam, that is why I follow you. I try to ignore her but have to read about her constantly on Ziam blogs like yours. Why? If we ignore her she will go away. Don't you people understand that talking about her is exactly what she wants? Also think of this. If a tree in a forest falls over and nobody witnessed it, did it actually exist?
first off, i DO mostly ignore her. when i do talk about her, itās minimally and pretty much mostly only when itās something thatās been brought up by SOMEONE ELSE and/or something sheās said or done that affects zayn (whether directly or indirectly). like iāve said multiple times before, i barely pay attention to anything she does myself, and what little i do know of what she does or says at any given time is mostly only b/c SOMEONE ELSE has told me about it, i rarely ever see it firsthand myself and rarely even bring it up unprompted. i am only responding to pplās comments and inquiries about her b/c ppl are curious and iām not just gonna ignore them, but iām also someone who likes to look at and consider things from all angles (including sometimes from perspectives involving her or her family). iām sorry if you donāt like that but iām not gonna change the way i blog b/c like it or not, she is an important part of the conversation in analyzing what is going with zayn and with ziam. if iām going to analyze whatās going on with them, i canāt NOT talk about her or just pretend like she doesnāt exist or that what sheās saying and doing isnāt affecting zayn (and by extension, liam). and thatās especially true given the seriousness of the implications of this latest stunt. moreover, not talking about her is not just gonna make her go away or make the stunting stop, and iām sorry but i donāt even really understand the rationale behind thinking/claiming anything like that. the fact is WEāRE (as in ziams) not the main ones giving her attention. we may talk about her occasionally yes, because again she is unfortunately an important part of the discussion surrounding ziamās situations. but even if we ALL collectively completely stopped talking about her tomorrow, the fact is z*gi stans, g stans, het z stans, the tabloids, and the wider gp who believe in this shit are STILL gonna be talking about her and giving her attention. thatās not gonna stop just because a small group of ppl in some tiny subsection of internet and of the 1d fandom stopped talking about her. the stunt will go on as long as it still keeps making her money and getting her attention from all those other audiences (and also b/c of the fact that the contract is clearly still on-going), we as ziams are a negligible factor in that (esp the contractual aspect). so to use your example but modified in a way that would be more relevant to this specific situation: if a tree in a forest falls over and a bunch of people witnessed it while only a small select few did not (and that tree already had a contractual agreement with gravity to fall anyway), did it actually exist? the answer would ostensibly be yes.
second off, and more importantly, i feel like a broken record in the amount of times iāve said this and the fact that i have to KEEP saying it but tumblr is a HIGHLY customizable site. so if you are seeing things you do not want to see, iām sorry but that is just not my fault or my problem because you literally ALWAYS have the option to either just plain not read it (if you see itās tagged as about her), or even to block/blacklist certain tags of mine entirely (b/c i tag everything that talks about her accordingly). just like youāre telling me to just ignore g, that is also an option that you have when it comes to me and my posts about her. so if you are still seeing it/reading it (at least on my blog cause i canāt speak to othersā tagging systems) i can only imagine that itās because on some level you want toā¦otherwise why keep reading it? especially when you can clearly see itās tagged as about her. if you donāt like the way iām blogging about things or how often iām blogging about things you are of course entitled to those feelings, but it is ALWAYS up to YOU whether you want to continue to see it or not. you donāt HAVE to āread about her constantlyā if you donāt want to (at least on my blog anyway) because you always have the option at any time to either block my tag for her or just ignore posts iāve tagged under her name. you donāt even HAVE to come to my blog or even continue to follow me if you donāt wanna see this kind of content. that is precisely why tumblr is built the way it is, so that you donāt have to see anything you donāt want to or that makes you uncomfortable. i have always said that if the way i blog or the content of my blog is ever making you or anyone uncomfortable that is totally valid and understandable and i wonāt feel bad or blame you at all if you or anyone decides that unfollowing and/or blacklisting or blocking me or my tags is something you feel you need to do to make your navigation and experience of this site and this fandom a more enjoyable one. but frankly iām getting really tired of repeating this. iām not sure if thereās this just THAT many people that are new to this site and just donāt know that those things are options, but when you come to my blog saying things like this and basically trying to dictate how i blog about things - esp things that are very clearly literally your choice to read or not - it really puts me in an awkward position cause i try very hard to be nice and respectful about these things but i also have my limits. iām not here to post content expressly tailored to you or to anyoneās needs but my own, iām here to post content for MYSELF to get my own thoughts out. the fact that others sometimes happen to see it and like it and/or reblog it is great!! but it is not the reason i started this blog, and while a great motivator, it is ultimately not even the reason i continue with this blog. this blog has always been and always will be primarily for ME first and foremost, as a place for me to share my thoughts (and occasionally othersā thoughts) and speak my mind about things that i canāt necessarily talk about elsewhere and a place for me to make observations and analyses in a space and a community where i feel comfortable and supported. you are welcome to tailor your own blog however you want, and to talk or not talk about whatever you choose there but when youāre on someone elseās blog - just like when youāre in someone elseās house or room - itās important to remember that thatās THEIR space to do with what they choose and they have no obligation to you or to anyone else to change it to fit your needs or wants. it is up to you to do what you have to do to in order to feel comfortable (and/or protect your mental and emotional health), even if that means avoiding certain parts of their room/house, or avoiding the whole room/house altogether (i.e. their blog) and you are totally within your rights to do so.
anyway, sorry this got so long, i just have a lot of feelings about this and i hope none of this came off in too negative a way, as again i tried my utmost to be nice and respectful about it (despite my on-going frustration at having to repeat it) but i just really hope this get the point across to the people that keep sending asks like this
#asks#anons#g*gi#my blog#for future reference#andddd ofc tumblr glitched again with the stupid fucking read more link...ugh
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things a new (old/mutual/whatever) rp partner should know about me !
fun new meme here ! write 3-5 things a rp partner (or those who want to be) should know about you and tag 3-5 people! it should be related to rp and not to other interests.
I have a lot of muses all spread out on different blogs so, if I canāt choose one of your muses, Iām going to send in a meme for each of your muses. Out of my three primary roleplay blogs, there are four side roleplay blogs. Four of the muses being time lords and every regeneration - incarnation - is a muse of their own. Over at @themadvigilantistā have 339 V muses, 89 Vin muses, 3 villains; sideblogĀ @tardis500ā has 6 tardis oc muses, here, which is also a sideblog, I have 8 ocs, 12 canonical characters, 52 televised/comic/audio parody portrayals of the doctor. At @pennybraddockā, i have only 1 oc muse. At @drbabygirlā, i have 1 oc, and 4 canon characters. At @thebadtimewolfā, I have a singular time lord main muse with 15 human alternate versions of herself and one angel entity with @nosewitchā being one singular side blog. Altogether, i haveĀ 533 muses, possibly more if I miscounted (or if the doctor ends up getting more that I missed then well shit, iāll add them later as muses too. So, if you are someone that donāt want a spam of asks your way or thought I would just pick one muse out of your many, you are dead wrong on that and I might not be the blog for you. Iāll slap in a new muse left and right and then think Iām done only to add 20 more out of excitement just to forget about them later on. When I say I am excited to rp with you, Iām excited to throw a small village at every single muse you got unless you pick one first.
I am a very graphic and dark writer with the occasional smut (depending on the blog/muse), that does not censor or tone down their muse but, there are some limits. Just about all of my rp blogs deal with some very heavy subject material, which I tend to write out in great detail. This means you might come across descriptions of scenarios, that are very dark, graphic, disturbing or just drawn out as something that my muse realistically, no one would give/expect that kind of reaction towards in general. However, I have a limit and no, itās not because it makes me unconfortable writing it, I just get...stuck. Okay, for example with my villain/neutral muses, I canāt write rape. Iāll write with someone that can write that particular subject but, I canāt write it myself because I donāt know how. Murder? You betcha and with detail. Torture? You got it and with trauma. Destroy an entire solar system while making the character feel wracked with guilt over the deaths of billions? Yeah, I can do that with detail on how it affected everyone else on a visual. Rape? Nope, nothing, same goes if you random anons want to just worse stuff, I canāt write it. Donāt know how, wonāt know how. Now, that being said, I will never condone any of those behaviors that I describe but, if I canāt write it? Then pick something else. I can tag appropriately but, if my partner donāt tell me to cut to the next day or do fade-to-black in their following response, Iām going to describe that. Why I say depending on the muse is this: some of my muses are into fearplay/edgeplay but, the level where they were probably the reason some of their āinterestsā are called risk-accepted consensual kinksĀ which, for muses that are vile or evil, yāall gonna have to um, explain it that what youāre doing to them is not a dubcon situation but, a no-dont-get-off-on-this situation-this-is-my-scare-tactic. if you donāt, itās gonna get real uncensored morticia/gomez real quick and you donāt want it. Other muses on the other hand will actually be scared so, choose (out of the collective 533+ muses) wisely. Iāll give you a list of who is in to what real quick, just ask/im me and iāll find a generator that show just how much/little theyāll be into a thing.
I use either memes, open starters, greeters as an ice breaker but, also aiming to pre-established starters. So, I tend to make general starter for those that recently follow me in a way that anyone could respond to. Iām not shy to plotting but, for the most part, Iām just testing the waters. We can also im each other, send each other asks or whathaveyou. A jumping board that I might respond to one of your open starters or make a thread out of an answered post that you or I had sent to the other.
I donāt know how to godmod but, if you do it ...donāt be surprised that the muse is gonna fight back??Ā I only say this because I canāt write physical fight scenes with anyone because Iām so shit at those that I can now say that I have been accused of godmodding (2) twice in the span of a decade on this site by two ppl who (hopefully) live somewhere with free healthcare. Everytime I respond to how my character would counter an attack, thereās always that one person with their muse - that they are clearly in a fight scene - that only I get accused of godmodding out of nowhere. Despite when I look back at my responses on how I word things and I donāt see it (I still donāt. Is there an editor I can ask to look over and what I should reword here??) and the accuser fails to tell me to reword what sentence/paragraph to fix it where itās not that. If I donāt get a response to what/where the specific bit in my response that made you think/came across as godmodding, then clearly you was godmodding too.Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā OTHERWISE, WITH THE REST OF THE PPL I RPED A FIGHT SCENE WITH IN THE SPAN OF THE DECADE, THEY WERE JUST LIKEĀ āOH THIS IS FUNKY AND FUN! *CUE TO US VIBIN OVER ANGST IN TAGS WHILE ALSO POKING FUN AT OUR MUSES AND SHIT*ā AND LIKE WE COOL SO MAYBE ITāS NOT MY WRITING STYLE, ITāS JUST YOU MISREADING THE TEXT PRESENTED TO YOU AND NOT ASKINGĀ āhey what you mean by [action/thing]? could you like rewrite that? i donāt get it, it didnāt sit right could you rewrite it?ā IāLL DO IT, IāLL FIX IT. HELP ME SEE WHAT YOU SEE?? INSTEAD OF JUMPING TO THAT ACCUSATION WITH NO EXPLANATION WHEN A THREAD DONāT GO YOUR WAY?? ITāS NO ANNOYANCE/BOTHER FOR ME TO FIX MY MISTAKES BUT IF YOU DONāT TELL ME WHAT THE MISTAKE IS (while consciously choosing to just point out that in some part of our thread to say only āstop godmodding/that was a little godmod-yā when a muse of mine donāt react/act indifferent to yours and their actions) THEN HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO GET BETTER, DO BETTER, AND BE BETTER IN MY WRITING WITH YOU IF YOU CANāT HANDLE THE REPERCUSSIONS/REACTION OF MY MUSES CHOICE OF RESPONSE?? ok thatās out of my systemĀ Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā anyway donāt-donāt-donāt godmod but also, if you think im godmodding when i canāt tell where it is on either side ahahahah, u better fucking tell me which paragraph/sentence i fucked up instead of just throwing that word around when you canāt handle when muses donāt automatically shiver at the sight of yours. if anything, they already been there done that over it.
Iāll make a manip, gifset, draw our muses for our muses. I do that. I do that a lot. Ask me, Iāll do it. Iāll submit/send the drawing privately but, manips and gifsets: I put that on display. I will. Ask me.
Tagged by:Ā @blindeddevil
Tagging: @city-full-of-ocs @idontdosecondchances @takumishinobi @paigeatyourservice @girl-in-the-tardis @followthedrums13Ā @gingersrockstheuniverseĀ @destinybitten @lonelybxstards @theiracademydaysareover @theserpentsjester & anyone else that wants to/sees this
my entire mood @ #4 but, it was made at 3 AM and i donāt have the voice but, the vibe of yvette nicole brown because i got into community again
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because Iām fascinated by things that break down shows and movies in sassy ass ways and get magnetically pulled like a moth to a flame to dumbass drama shit about youtubers I know even a miniscule amount about, Iāve been getting a LOT of fucking SOMEONE TALKS ABOUT THIS PROBLEMATIC PERSON!!! Or a vocalist breaks down this one youtuber who made a song, a lawyer breaks down a movie with law shit in it, a hairdresser reacts to someone dying their own hair, (along with less āreasonedā things altogether like just randos who have a vendetta against certain shitty ppl) and while some are nice and more educational, and some are very interesting Iām really really tired of the anxiety they spike. LIke I have to sit here and go, oh no is this person gonna turn out to be shitty that I liked. Am I gonna have to feel some sorta way about something and stop watching them.
Itās hard enough that with something going on with me right now I canāt watch Gamegrumps and the other gamers that used to make me happy. Itās hard enough that some content just feels empty and I gotta find the next thing.
Do we really have to have the only popular content right now be THE THING IS TERRIBLE AND IāLL TELL YOU WHY. Itās fun when itās obvious train wrecks that you donāt have to feel bad about, but itās distressing when itās things you thought were decent to good.
and honestly exhausting. I didnāt ask for your opinion shitty older dude online. I didnāt ask you to break down this fucking music vocal coach music student. I DIDNāT ASK YOU TO COME IN HERE AND TEAR DOWN THE BLANKET FORT IāD MADE AND SHOVE ME BACK INTO SHITTY REALISM.
So Iām stuck with the old things that made me happy feeling hollow and pointless and the new content making me sick with anxiety cause Iām so crippled by outrage fatigue.
and besides that it only ramps up the purity culture. If youāre gonna sing you better be the best singer there ever was cause HOW DARE YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO SING WHEN STARTING OUT A CAREER WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THEYāRE GOOD THEYāRE SHIT VOCALISTS!!!!! WOW HOW DARE THIS SHOW NOT GET LEGALESE RIGHT WHAT IS THIS, JUST FOR ENTERTAINMENT??!?!?! HOW DARE YOU BE THE SLIGHTEST BIT HYPOCRITICAL AS IF HUMANS BY NATURE AND VALUE OF CHANGING WONT BE THIS WAY
Iām tired of feeling like everything I like is a problem. Iām tired of feeling the urge to have to defend what I like. IāM TIRED OF SEEING CREATORS I ENJOY HAVING TO MAKE VIDEOS ADDRESSING EVERYONEāS SHITTY OPINIONS THEYāVE DECIDED TO GRACE OUR SCREENS WITH.
itās like that dumbass Easy A teacherās quote āI donāt know what your generationās fascination is with documenting your every thought, but not all of them are diamondsā
itās exhausting, iām tired of it, and I want youtube to STOP RECOMMENDING ME THIS SHIT
I LIKE FUCKING XYZ YOUTUBER, HOW BOUT YOU DONāT SUGGEST A CALLOUT VID ABOUT THEM THE NEXT DAY HUH?!?!?! DOES THAT??!?!?! SOUND GOOD?!?!?!?!
sorry, just done with this bullshit after the second video tonight and third vid today where a youtuber I follow is spending like a literal 5 minutes defending theyāre fucking lives/choices that ARENāT HURTING ANYONE
SCREAMS
#irl shit#mel babbles#mel bitches#mel whines#anxiety issues#youtube issues#issues of someone who drowns out their anxiety with constant noice#issues of a compassionate person#and like it's hard cause the beauty drama I'm down to watch#cause I don't care about them#but when it's someone who's vlogging their lives and in pian getting hate#or a singer who's making things from the heart getting torn apart cause they can't sing#like half of the artists in the mainstream aren't autotuned to all hell#or the fucking game theory guy talking about how he had fucking anxiety from how bad the backlash was to his undertale theories#which pisses me off cause like#jfc#it's fan content#the same as fucking fan fiction#don't like it don't read and keep it to yourself#and he and his wife are fun to watch play games#so hearing that he was actually affected#as was obvious in his videos since he kept doing an IMMENSE amount of self deprication under the guise of humor#makes me wanna scream#truly bad and harmful or ILLEGAL things should be called out#but can we just let other idiots live their goddamn lives without setting dumbass restrictions and expectations on them that literally no hu#human can meet???????#can you mAKE YOUR OWN GODDAMN CONTENT INSTEAD OF PISSING ON SOMEONE ELSES??????#SCREAMS#okay i'm going to bed#sorry
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Hey. Iām kind of new to hockey and I would like to have a sort of a masterpost ? Or if you could guide me thatād be great. Thanks !
I sincerely hope youāre asking for a sort of hockey overview (rules, structure, etc.) bc thatās what Iām reading this as and thatās how Iām going to answer
okay so I looked through the tags for a while thinking there would already be something somewhere (and Iām sure there is) but I couldnāt find anything and I canāt think of a specific post that Iām aware of rn, so, Iām just going to make one myself
warning: this is rly long and I could not for the life of me make the read more work, pls forgive me, I will tag it asĀ ālong postā
so Iām totally cool with making this and none of this is meant to be condescending, only informational!
1.Ā makeup of the NHL
there are 2 conferences (eastern and western) and 4 divisions (atlantic, metropolitan, central, and pacific)
the eastern conference is made up of:
the atlantic division, wherein youāll find gems such as the: detroit red wings (wings), ottawa senators (sens), florida panthers (cats), buffalo sabres, toronto maple leafs (leafs), montreal canadiens (habs), boston bruins (bās), and tampa bay lightning (bolts)
and the metropolitan division, wherein youāll find beauties by the name of the: carolina hurricanes (canes), philadelphia flyers, washington capitals (caps), new york islanders (isles), columbus blue jackets (cbj, jackets), new jersey devils (devs), new york rangers (rags), and pittsburgh penguins (pens)
the western conference is made up of:
the central divisions, wherein youāll find stunners such as the: nashville predators (preds), winnipeg jets, st. louis blues, minnesota wild, dallas stars, colorado avalanche (avs), and chicago blackhawks (hawks, trash)
and the pacific division, wherein youāll find catches by the name of the: edmonton oilers, vancouver canucks (nucks), calgary flames, san jose sharks, arizona coyotes (yotes), los angeles kings, vegas golden knights (vgk, knights), and anaheim ducks
vegas is the newest team, which gave the pacific a full 8-team division, making the central division the only one with 7 teams, however, seattleās probably getting a team in the near future and youād think theyād belong in the pacific as well, so who tf knows what the divisions will look like in a few years :-) (this wouldnāt be the first time theyāve changed)
teams in the same division play each other 4 times a year (2 home, 2 away), every team plays each other at least twice every season (1 home, 1 away), and a team from one division can play a team from the other division in their conference 3 times a year, depending on how the scheduling works out
2.Ā basic rules and structure for a hockey game
- a hockey game is 60 minutes, 20 minutes per 3 periods with 2 intermissions, but, generally, with stoppages and real-world timing, a hockey game last about 2 Ā½ to 3 hours
- there are 6 players from each team on the ice at a time, 3 forwards (right wing, centre, and left wing), 2 defensemen (right and left), and 1 goalie; each team will have with them on the bench 4 lines of forwards (12 guys), 3 defensemen pairs (6 guys), and 2 goalies (starter and backup) - some coaches, instead of 12/6, like to do 11/7, which means taking away a forward in favour of another defenseman, which basically means that some forwards will be taking double shifts and youāll have an extra d-man to play so they essentially donāt get tired out as fast
- okay so the guy with the puck, on his way into the opponentās zone (past the blue line) has to enter before any of his teammates, or at least the puck has got to cross the line first; the dudes on the other team can go in whenever bc itās their own zone, but when youāre on offense, puck firstĀ - if you come before the puck, thatās called offside and the linesmen will stop the play and have a faceoff outside of your opponentās zone
- you canāt just shoot the puck all the way down the ice into the opponentās zone! thatās called icing - you can shoot it in from centre ice, but not from your zone all the way into the other guysā zone; if you ice the puck, the linesmen will stop the play and the faceoff will come back in your own zone
- also, the referees (who call penalties) wear the orange armbands and the linesmen do not (they call the offsides and icings)
- nobody knows wtf goalie interference is anymore in the league so itās best not to ask
which brings me to my next point
3.Ā penalties
- the first thing to remember is that you will never fully agree with all of the refsā calls as you become more familiar with the game, and yeah, sometimes itās gonna screw over your team, but thatās hockey
- if your team gets a penalty, that means youāll be playing 4 guys instead of 5, while the other team (on a power play) will have all 5 guys (plus goalies, of course), and your penalized dude gets to sit in the penalty box (aka sin bin) for 2-5 minutes, depending on what he did and what the call is
- a delayed penalty is when team 1 is called for a penalty, but team 2 (who is about to go on the power play, or pp) is still in control of the puck, so team 2ā²s goalie goes to the bench (since any goals here by team 1 wonāt count) and they get an extra 6th man, and the penalty will be called as soon as team 1 touches the puck (or a goal is scored, and then no penalty)
- you can get a 2, 4, or 5 minute penalty, as well as a 10 minute game misconduct - 2 minutes is minor penalty, 4 minutes is a double minor, and 5 minutes is a major
- 2-minute minors: hooking, crosschecking, tripping, elbowing, highsticking (no blood), kneeing, unsportsmanlike conduct (mouthing off to the refs, ususally), too many men on the ice, and a variety of other things that I either canāt remember rn or donāt get called very often (like tucking your jersey into your pants) - these penalties end immediately if the team on a power play scores
- 4-minute double minors: generally this is for when you highstick someone and they start bleeding - if the power play team scores during the first 2 minutes, only that penalty ends (in other words, still 2 minutes to go), if they score in the second 2 minutes, then the penalty is altogether over
- 5-minute majors: fighting, boarding, spearing, charging, anything thatās more serious - the power play team can score as many times as they want during this penalty and the penalty will not end until the 5 minutes is up
- 10-minute misconduct: this is for when youāre rly being an asshole - mouthing off, seriously injuring a player, and so on, and you can either sit in the penalty box for 10 minutes (your team will not face a penalty for this, just the player) or you might just get kicked out of the game (say itās the first or second period and thereās 10 minutes or less left, the player will probably just be sent to the dressing room for the misconduct and potentially return the next period)
- and above all else, a player rly can just kicked out of a game, especially if theyāve done something that is worthy of a fine or a suspension, which will be reviewed after the game
- also, both teams can get a penalty, which results in 4-on-4 hockey, and a team can get 2 penalties, which results in 5-on-3 hockey (or like 4-on-3 sometimes, if team 1 has 1 penalty and team 2 has 2)
4.Ā wins, losses, OT, and SO
- if your team wins a game in regulation, congrats, you get 2 full points!
- if your team loses in regulation, you get 0 points :(
- OT (overtime) is when a game is still tied after 3 periods; each team gets 1 point, and the game is now going to sudden-death (someone scores, game over) 5 minute 3-on-3 hockey (yes, 3-on-3, 2 forwards and 1 d-man) - whoever scores now gets the full 2 points
- if that doesnāt solve it, we got to a SO (shootout), which involves 1-on-1 goalie vs. shooter, each team gets 3 shooters to start, the shooters rotate, and whoever scores the most goals wins (if no goals are scored by these 6 shooters, or itās still tied, it goes to 1-shooter rounds until one team scores and the other doesnāt), winner gets 2 points
5.Ā other general stuff
- come playoff time (only like a month away now), if you want a crash course on that, Iāll be happy to help, since I could do a whole new thing just for that
- if a playerās last name is kane, chances are they are a bad person (feel free to ask me for players that have done some shitty stuff, if you care to know that stuff)
- hockey tumblr is uhā¦ an interesting place, take this as a warning, there are lots of nice ppl Iāve met here, but there are also a lot of opinions and it can get ugly
- there are also NHL awards and an entry draft at the end of the season, which you can ask me about, too (in June, thatās when it all takes place!)
- trades suck sometimes but luckily the trade deadline is over for this season (which was a week ago), so no more trades can be made until after someone wins the stanley cup this year
- there is an all-star weekend in January and thatās always a hoot
- every team has an AHL team affiliate, which is where they keep players that they can call up if someone gets injured, and where players develop so that they can be the best-conditioned player for the NHL before making it to the big league, and they play for their own cup (the Calder Cup, which the Grand Rapids Griffins, affiliate of the Red Wings, won last year)
- each team also has an ECHL team, which is a step under the AHL, like a reserve-reserve team
- if need be, I can also explain how call ups and waivers work, too
- the top three stanley cup winning teams are the: habs (24), leafs (13), and wings (11) - everyone else is pretty far from those totals
- hereās a link to some hockey blogs I like and follow (some of the urls might not be right, but the links should still take you to the right place)
- pls feel free to ask about anything else, I will try my best to explain it!
- you can also ask me about teams and players, specifically, but any of that would just be my own opinion on them and not necessarily a reflection of which teams and players ppl on here like (my fav teams are the wings and sens, and my fav players from each of those teams are Gustav Nyquist (right winger) and Erik Karlsson (d-man), and my fav goalie is Petr Mrazek, who now plays for the flyers)
hope this is helpful and what you were looking for :)
#long post#if any info in here isn't correct pls correct me#hockey#hockey crash course#ask#anon#when I was looking for a hockey rules overview post I fucking found all the stuff from 'rules to dating a hockey player'#remember that mess yikes
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