#just brought him the anniversary gouda ones with the champagne
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#if you have a gun and all i get is a piece of rope youre damn sure im gonna use whatevers at hand to get back at you#also why is troy baker so tall#death stranding#sam porter bridges#higgs monaghan#i finished the game but he still keeps asking me for pizza#just brought him the anniversary gouda ones with the champagne#i just imagine him sitting on his shitty little cot with two black eyes crying and eating his pizza#or sam awkwardly walking into the shelter with the door open and everything and just leaving the packages on the lift#ignoring the sobbing coming from the basement#i did get the cool handgun. thanks. enjoy your pies#and champagne
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