#just because they multiship

[durgeapologist]

I'm confused, durge. Do you like Solrook or Solavellan? Your post bashing Solavellans contradicts your recent reblogs defending them. What are your actual thoughts on these ships? Because I cannot tell.

alright i feel like this needs to be said here and now. buckle up because this is long, and probably the only time i will be commenting on this ever again.

i do not hate the solavellan ship. i have stated many times across all my socials that i used to be a hardcore solavellan shipper. i am IN LOVE with my lavellan. i literally started playing the dragon age series because i heard about the betrayal in solas' dai romance, and i am a sucker for angst. i played through dao and da2 just to romance him with my lavellan in dai.

when dav came out, first day of release, i set my world state up to be solavellan. i redeemed him and sent her off to the fade with him. point blank.

however, even before i started shipping dreadrook, i was wary of solavellan FANS. not the ship, the FANS. i am a solas lover to the ends of the earth and back. i can get behind ANY ships that involve him. what i cannot, and will not ever, get behind is the absolute infantilization of both solas and lavellan that many solavellan shippers i have interacted with engage in.

i had to leave and the solasmancers subreddit because they bashed the fuck out of epler for having SANE and NORMAL takes on solas' villainous behavior. because: YES. solas is a VILLAIN. he is an ANTAGONIST. and for some reason, most of the solavellans i was friends/mutuals and most other VOCAL solavellans i saw refused to admit as much.

they baby solas, they baby their self-insert lavellans, and they romanticize the ship without acknowledging the (imo delicious) potentials for a tragic, toxic, and morally-grey partnership. they whiddle solas down to this abused, kicked, drowing puppy that must be saved- nay, can only be saved by their adoring, kind, never-angry-always-understanding lavellans.

i also dislike immensely the way rook gets dragged through the mud, killed off, belittled, bullied, etc. by some (not all) solavellans who cannot handle solas having insane chemistry with another character. because the chemistry between dreadrook is insane.

i could drone on for hours my issues with the solavellan fans that twist and bend the relationship dynamic between the two, but i won't. it's been regurgitated by so many people so many times, and i would be adding nothing new to the conversation.

my canon lavellan romanced solas and moved on to cullen after the events of trespasser. my canon lavellan would never leave her life behind in southern thedas to follow solas into the fade for eternity, especially not after he killed varric. if your lavellan would do that, then kudos to you! really! i am so thankful many solavellans have a way to get their happy endings! i did it the one time for the novelty, and never will again.

but i can't stand solavellans who can't admit to themselves that their pairing is just as toxic as (if not more than) the dreadrook pairing, and i doubly cannot stand solavellans that baby the fuck out of the pairing. these are two grown (pixelated) adults. they are not infants. their relationship is built on lies and deceit (again, delicious dynamic to me!) and it heavily annoys me when people cannot admit that.

THIS IS ALL TO SAY: i do not hate ALL solavellans. my bestest mutuals and online friends are major solavellan shippers. i am a solavellan shipper. i just so happen to enjoy dreadrook a thousand times more, and therefore have my lavellan married to cullen in my canon world state while my rook and solas frolick off into the sunrise together.

tldr; it's a CERTAIN TYPE of solavellan FAN that i do not enjoy interacting with. i do not think ALL solavellan fans are like this. i KNOW they are not. it's just the ones that ARE happen to be the loudest in a room at any given time. that is all.

[lico-arts]

🏹 Bonne Nuit 🌙

[dustykneed]

looking at the choir, ocean wishes she'd realized it sooner-- you were good enough, after all.

all of you were good enough.

[meownotgood]

what do u think abt jayvik? (arcane)

I love them together but I'm totally not jealous of what they have. totally would not be asking if they need a third. totally not completely distracted whenever I watch their scenes together because I want to be sandwiched in between them like they're bread and I'm just the fucking lettuce bacon tomato!!!!!!

[brat-buck]

*gets up on my soap box*

I think the real reason a lot of the 911 fandom is weirded out by rpf is because there’s not enough Au’s. Back in the spn fandom, the rpf ships were way more popular than the show ships and the fics were usually better too. And there were more supporting characters, so it was a lot more fun. I think a lot of people tend to keep it a little too close to reality and that’s when it starts to feel more meta and not enough fanfic. At the end of the day, these are just characters that happen to share the same names. Have fun! Write a Louliver office enemies to lovers au! Write a bookshop au! Write a magic au! It doesn’t have to be actors acting! They’re just blorbos!

[lolathepeacocklord]

EEYAAAAGGGHHHH GO GO RAREPAIR MULTISHIPPING GADGET

[imakatperson22]

Yall ever notice the people who call the ship bucktommy are the ones who are causing problems and the ones who call it tevan are vibing with the rest of us?

[teh-nos]

a fic list for my tumblr blog

hello, here is a Fic Masterlist post but i have a lot of fics so i will just do a selection from Current Fandom (MCU) for now. they are sorted by pairing.

Gen fics (no pairing):

one (1) returned item, practically gift-wrapped (G, 200 words) Sylvie's Thor comes home <3

A Wild Variant Appears (Teen, 1200 words) Pikachu is a Thor variant. Or Thor is a Pikachu variant. Sylvie swears a lot.

Forget-Me-Not (G-rated, Frigga & Loki, 5k words) Frigga repeatedly mindwipes her son to stop him finding out The Truth about himself.

She should have known that this would happen. She did know, and then pretended not to. For all that the boys have been told that the kitchens are off-limits because of sharp knives and open fires this has been the real reason all along – when they assume that they are unobserved there is nothing to stop servants talking carelessly. And Loki, alas, is the sort of child who does his best to listen to conversations that were never meant for his ears.

Rarepairs/Oddities: 

Cockroboros (M-rated, OB/OB, 169 words) With everyone about to die of the Loom, OB has a great idea about time travel. (SPOILER: It is not about how to save everyone.)

along came a spider and sat down beside her (Teen, Sylvie/Natasha, 1700 words) In a corner of the multiverse where Loki won in the first Avengers movie, Natasha Romanov meets a mysterious woman in the woods.

“I’m quick and I’m strong and I’m wearing black and green and I have horns on my head. I’d give you three guesses who I am, but I don’t think you really need that many.”

Fair Alfrida (E, Loki/OFC, 12k) Anglo-Saxon AU. Thor goes to war and leaves his pregnant queen in Loki's care. This does not go well. Unless you have an adultery kink, that is!🔥

Loki runs a finger across her palm. “This line, here, see how straight it runs? And this one, the curve of it…” His finger travels towards her wrist, stopping just before the edge of her sleeve. “A mother of many sons, I think. Strong ones, and tall as well.” “Oh, that’s an easy guess,” she scoffs, “Thor’s practically a giant, and so are you.” She’s smiling now, though, and her hand is still in his, small and pale and soft.

Five Times Loki Tried to Fuck (With) Someone (M, various pairings, 6700 words) Exactly what it says on the tin in the title.

He knows exactly what the Grandmaster wants from him, and he has no qualms about offering it – offering himself – in exchange for position and influence here. His stay on Sakaar will be far more comfortable if he spends at least some of it in the Grandmaster’s bed.

Love in a Boeing 727-100 (E, Loki/Flight Attendant, 1400 words) Flight Attendant Your Name (that's her name) is seduced by the mysterious 'DB Cooper'.

“It’s not because I have a grudge against your airline,” he was saying now, in his deep, sultry voice, “it’s just because I lost a bet. I understand that this must be quite a stressful experience for you, though.” He opened the bag on his lap and took out a handful of the ransom he had demanded for the plane and its passengers. “Take this. Buy yourself a new hat, or whatever kind of garment you prefer.” He smiled at her and she felt her womanly core instantly lubricate with desire.

Loki/Sif: 

pressed flush against her scalding skin (Mature, 1400 words) Angsty sifki porn that fits into the first Thor movie.

If he can warm up somehow and shake this lingering chill then he might feel a little more confident that the shifting of his arm’s appearance meant nothing, that it really was just some elaborate illusion, an unfunny joke that he can laugh off and perhaps even add to his own repertoire of mischief. And so in search of such saving warmth he goes to Sif and invents an admission of affection to win her favour for the night.

Out of Sight (E, 1200 words) Sif and Loki fuck while invisible.

“You know that I can conceal us, but can you trust that I actually have?” He leans even closer, and into her ear he whispers, “How far are you willing to trust me, Sif?”

The Serpent's Queen (E, 12k) A two-part series where Sif marries King Loki and has herself a corruption arc <3

Sif can play the seductress if she has to; he’s not the only one who can lie to gain a lover for some advantage less obvious than sex, and if she had a ready excuse for it all she could act out old fantasies, ones that didn’t quite flee from her mind as they should have when Loki took the throne. She could fix him, if he’d let her, and could no doubt manage some improvements even if he didn’t.

Loki/Thor:

but your lips are venomous poison (M, 1200 words) Thor kisses his brother. 😱

i don't wear scarlet well (E, 2k) Thor/Loki mutual non-con. (Problematic AF!)

older, not wiser (E, 2k words) Thor takes his brother to a brothel and things go downhill from there.

“Can we go out tonight? To the place we went last time?” Loki knew that he was pushing it but sometimes he couldn’t help himself; he liked to watch fireworks, just as anyone else did. Most people would prefer to be further from the explosions when they happened, and they wouldn’t feel the need to be the spark that lit most of them, but it was a common enough source of entertainment, wasn’t it? 

Loki/Thor/Sylvie:

Here's to You, Mrs Laufeyson (E, 12k) In an AU where Thor and Loki are unrelated and also lawyers, Thor tries to seduce his boss only to find that the boss is married. Threesome time!!!

Mr Laufeyson is smiling at him now, leaning back in his chair, looking relaxed and - to Thor’s racing mind at least - rather slutty. He runs a hand through his dark hair, making it instantly less neat and more bedraggled. The key part of that word being ‘bed’, which is where Thor is now expecting the two of them to end up.

Loki/Mobius: 

so pure in thought and word and deed (they didn’t quite succeed) (E, 1.4k) Loki and Mobius in a cupboard. Repressed but wholesome!

When Loki demands, “Tell me what you want,” Mobius is unable to find an answer to that seemingly simple question. He doesn’t know what he wants; he is not even sure what is available to want, so sheltered (confined) has he been by the TVA. 

sweet indifference (E-rated, Loki/Mobius, 2000 words) The hideous-looking green pie is an aphrodisiac. That's it, that's the plot.

Mobius was not aware that the pie was drugged.  At least he was not aware initially. Not before it had shown itself to have a variety of effects, related - or so he would later theorise - to biology in some way. Species, perhaps – it made sense to him that a drug might affect different species in different ways.

Loki/Sylvie: 

Match Three (E, Loki/Loki/Sylvie, 4100 words) A wholesome selfcest threesome.

Sylvie claims a place on the bed, right in the middle, leaning back on her elbows as she asks, “So, how are we going to do this?” It’s a good question, because it’s one that three competitive hedonists can think of a thousand answers to and that’s just far too many.

Fine Midgardian Pleather (M, 800 words) Sylvie buys an AliExpress 'Sexy Loki Costume' for roleplay purposes.

“The whole outfit costs under a hundred dollars, Loki, of course the horns aren’t going to be made of real gold.”

‘Guest accommodation provided, to a limit of one bed per person’ (M, 2600 words) THERE IS ONLY ONE BED!!!!

“The TVA’s entire purpose is to deal with variants of the same people! How can the system possibly work if it puts all of them in the same bed!”

Variations on the Theme (E, sylki, 4k) Post-S1, Sylvie bangs the Lokiverse. (Featuring Virgin!Loki, until he isn't.)

“What makes you think I need a distraction?” she asks, curious. “Everyone else is celebrating, and you’re not. You’re not dancing, you’re not drinking, but you don’t have anything better to do or you wouldn’t be here.” He frowns. “Actually, I think the person you remind me of is me.”

A Taste of a Poison Paradise (E,, 4300 words) The Grandmaster is determined to make some hot (/problematic) Loki-on-Loki action happen. Dubcon.

Love is a Danger of a Different Kind (M, sylki + frostmaster, 9k words) Problematic dubcon fic. Loki and Sylvie try to keep each other safe and the Grandmaster takes advantage of that. And of Loki.

Loki’s so much better at this than she is, at keeping on the right side of the Grandmaster. Loki has the manners of a prince (literally) and she wasn’t a princess for long enough to learn how to pretend to like people she despises. Both of them can lie, but he can lie politely, can lie purely to massage someone else’s ego and to make them think that he’s impressed by them. That’s diplomacy, she supposes.

Towards a New Theory of Variant Entanglement (E, 9k) Kind of an S2 fix-it. Instead of time-slipping and a Loom there is quantum entanglment. But it's sexy quantum entanglement.

Annoyed, Loki taps on the pages in front of him. “You wrote the bloody book on this, OB! Literally! Are you going to tell me what’s going on here or not?” “Sure! How much do you know about quantum physics?” “Where I come from we do everything with magic.”

Convenient (E, 21k words) Once upon a time Sylvie's dad brought a human boy home from the war. Some time later she needs to marry someone to avoid having to marry someone else. Only she didn't think to check whether this would get that someone into any kind of trouble.

“I’ve got a plan,” she said, trying to stay calm as she prepared to draw him into her plot. “I can’t marry the prince if I’m already married.” She said this with a significant raise of her eyebrows, trying to get her point across without having to spell it out. 

Drive Her Home (E, 28k words) Semi slow-burn Modern AU where Sylvie is a gangster's moll and Loki has to make sure she gets home safely. You will never guess where that leads! (SPOILER: They fuck.)

His fingers tapped out a nervous rhythm on the steering wheel. “I’ll watch you from the car tonight, if that’s alright,” he said, hoping she wouldn’t argue with him about that. “What did I do?” she asked; the last word was plaintive, drawn-out, and heart-wrenching. She deserved an answer to her question and reassurance that she was not the problem in this vehicle.

The Winter of Our Discontent (E, 32k) Thor dies on Jotunheim, leading to his brother marrying Jotun Sylvie to keep the peace. She's the one who killed Thor. Oh no! Enemies to Lovers!

“I hope you plan on actually participating this time,” he says, and with that he reaches for the ties on her bodice, angrily attacking the fastenings as though the lacing had personally insulted him, though most likely he’s just annoyed that things have already progressed this far. “I do,” she snipes back, “but whether you pay enough attention to your bedmate to notice is another matter.” With her gown hanging loose she takes over the task of undressing herself, pulling at fabric until she stands in her shift, one shoulder bare and an eyebrow raised in challenge.

Sex Magic(k) (E, in progress) Satanism AU. Yeah.

"So what brings you to the Devil's Sacrament?" asked Loki, picking up a muffin.

An Heir and a Spare (The Extended Version) (E, sylki, 46k(!)) [& the original 500 word version] Queen Sylvie needs to have a kid and her husband may not be able to help her. But his brother might. A decade of adultery ensues!

“If he does have some sort of… issue,” she says, getting back to the point, “there’s not much I can do about it anyway.” She takes a sip of wine, a glum expression on her face. A child would give her the power she so desperately wants, and keep her safe on her throne for the rest of her life, pushing any fawning rivals away indefinitely. Providing an heir is the one thing that’s expected of her as queen, and if she can’t do that because her husband isn’t capable... Loki leans forwards in his chair and lowers his voice to a more conspiratorial volume. “Oh, but then it’s easy. All you’d need is a man you trust completely. One who knows how to lie to his king.”

[kacievvbbbb]

Idk why I find the fact Mihawk writes Y/N Reader inserts so funny but so true and I have reader inserts blocked on here like I hate them but oh my god so in character for him.

And he does not give a shit. Absolutely go king and getting fantasy dicked down by all the hot guys in one piece world I support! Also him being a sengoku shipper iconic. I was say maybe he thinks about Kuzan but I think he’s out off by his general laziness and apathy and not in a fun apathetic way like Barsolino in a depression way. ( he’s looking in a mirror and does not like it.) but if he learns Dragon used to be a marine and friends with Akainu he’s making the most toxic relationship of them friends to enemies to nemesis type shit.

He’ll write a new book and it will be a sensation and no matter the fact he changed the names everyone with a brain cell will be able to figure out who it’s about.

Sorry this took so long to reply! but

YES YES YES!!! I don't really like self insert stuff either but it's so in-character for him I'm so obsessed.

And yeah it really is just the adventures of reader as they travel across the grand line getting dicked down is definitely one of his most beloved and acclaimed series. Shanks goes hot and cold on that series a lot because while the idea of watching mihawk getting dicked down by another man is very hot Shanks is also a jealous man and he is very jealous of these "fictional" men. He tries to find out if mihawk has ever fucked any of them in real life and maybe 👀.

Also yeah I just threw in the marine thing because I thought it was funny but I'm glad it stuck out! 😂. I don't think he self ships with any of the marines (maybe in his GILF era sengoku or fujitoro) I think because none of the really strong marines appeal to him but he would fuck smoker if he was stronger. and just because I remembered dude and I think it would be so funny imagine if his only self x marine ship is with Ryokugyu (the tree admiral) I think he'd hate him in life but he's not blind. I think this realllllly pisses shanks off because he does not like him and honestly its a bit of a snake eating his own tail because a lot of the reason he doesn't like him is because of Mihawk's fanfiction of him.

I think Mihawk's natural reaction (mostly because it's mine) is to ship Sengoku with Garp but he hates Garp and even the thought of picturing him in that way is enough to make him want to pour his ears to bleach his brain. I think it be funny if during one of his lackadaisical checking out marine headquarters rooms (because realistically who is going to stop him) he stumbles upon and old picture of Garp Sengoku and Tsuru when they were young and he is very intrigued by thetwo hot young men then he notices that one of them is Garp and he almost throws up, the thought wont leave him alone tho.

Also yes i don't think Mihawk actually knows dragon but he has definitely heard of him and being Garps son is enough cause for pettitness in his eyes. Dragon's identity is a little harder to parse out I the books but Akainu's is so fucking obvious. And it is a loved and well-cherished series. Anytime that Mihawk attends a warlord meeting or just genuinely has an unpleasant interaction with akainu (which is every interaction) he puts pen to paper. It'd be funny if this was the most "tame" series though more focused on the fictional romace which confuses dragon and pisses akainu off even more because what? do they think he can't take it? and mihawk is very pleased with himself. he drops a new edition right before he goes to any warlord meeting so he can watch akainu seethe in real time as the new talk of the town takes root (this series specifically is very popular in marine towns)

as for the real life identities. I think he definitely makes it a bit hard not to protect anyone. Still, because he thinks it's fun to make people guess and adds to the mystery so there is definitely a fan club (which Shanks leads) dedicated to putting the clues together on just who all the different men are (shanks needs this for....research purposes 👀) some of them are obvious if you're in the know like the Benn ones or Crocodile while others are just plain obvious because the Red Haired Emperor is definitely shanks like if you know shanks you know its him there is only two people with hair that red. It's not kidd( it does give both kidd and shanks a bit of a reputation of some islands because his book counterpart is infinitely more dashing and "masculine" that shanks' bum and kid's manica energies) and I think he makes the Akianu ones very obvious to anybody that literally even if you've just ever heard of him you know its him just to fuck with him.

[kattitude130]

never know how to approach polls and answer-in-tags that ask about my Blorbo singular like i’m supposed to only have one capital B Blorbo how the hell am i supposed to choose

[thatneoncrisis]

everyone saying "but im not a multishipper 🤢😰 what if i dont like shipping them with anyone else" on that post about love in fandom you are coming back in the next life as a dust mote

[hanzajesthanza]

Geralt: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Yennefer, code name: “Been There, Done That.” Fringilla is “Currently Doing That.” Regis is “It Happened Once in a Dream”; Dandelion, code name: “If I Had To Pick a Dude.” Milva is... Eagle Two.

Milva: Oh, thank the gods.

[nilefreemans]

btw I never want Tommy Kinard to die he's immortal I've decided this

[bibuckaroo]

kinda afraid to step in this discourse, most of all because i didn’t even finish the show yet (but i just finished s2!!!) but i’ve seen a lot of this fandom behavior and fandoms’ behavior in general.

and like i see a lot of bucktommys complaining about the buddie fandom (including in the buddie tag) but i never actually see the buddie fandom doing anything that terrible, like what i saw the most was them stating they don’t like tommy and even the actor that plays him, but they stayed in their lane and didn’t harass anyone?? maybe i’m in a privileged part of the fandom.

also, saw even people who claim to be from the buddie fandom talking about how this behavior is ruining the experience for them?? and i’m like what behavior?? and this is literally how fandoms work!!! there’s always fights!!!

all i’m saying is if it’s bothering you so much, just block these people (i know i did) and if it’s something truly serious, report them!!!

however, if it’s taking the joy out of the experience for you, maybe you’re just not that into it anymore.

[devine-fem]

its not that i’m not a multishipper, its that i hate that ship, hope this helps!

[obafii]

hi does anyone else ship Wise/Koleda or is my bisexual ass projecting too much