#just acerola ?? idk what her title is

[wyvernity]

there is no common denominator between them, just pure vibes

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[kastillia]

i still don't understand what the deal is with these fake team skull people

so they're referred to as punk girls and punk boys

but that girl i just talked to asked me not to call her a punk girl

???????

ok i'm gonna fight these trainers and return to that """"kahuna of route 12""""

gasp! secret beach

there are so! many!! slowpokes here!!!

what are they doing!!

nothing

they're not doing a gosh darn thing

back to that first guy........... :^)

how's that!! coming from someone who's beaten two real kahunas!!!!

i'm sorry that was mean

seriously though don't throw around that title you can't just appoint yourself the kahuna that's not how it works

thanks for that thing you gave me though

i already forgot what it was

there's a fork in the road and if playing video games has told me anything, the main quest follows the main path, so i'm just gonna take a detour to this......place first

oh! there's a building here!

THERE'S ALSO A PHOTO SPOT!!

......magnetons don't get much love

but that tiny poke running across the roof does :>

SO DOES THAT ELEKID WHEN IT DOES THAT LITTLE VICTORY POSE

these are so cute i love them

into the building!

i

what

professor oak is here again

.............and he's gone

what is his deal??? is he just some otherworldly being that appears, talks at me, gives me a thing, and then says "fill that pokedex!" before disappearing again????

whatever i'm gonna go talk to this magnemite

you know what, they didn't say anything useful but at least they didn't disappEAR ON ME......PROFESSOR OAK

what does this guy have to say

oh the lights went out

thanks magnemite

oh wait i still need to evolve that meowth into a persian.............

ok back to the pokecenter to take him out of the box........actually wait no, that meowth is chilling in the hot springs island at the poke pelago

level 25........ok let's train at.... the gardens...........?

what are all these people doing here

why are they blocking the bridge

.........i mean i guess i could just go around but??? whatever i guess

nice. i won a gold nugget

wait a second

h-hey! dude! you're talking so fast you ain't even giving me a chance to answer???

team rocket???? how old are you????

oh

awww they were larping

cute

give me an option to join team skull 'cause i'll do it! i'm even dressed the part. literally everything i'm wearing is black. i am the exact opposite of lillie.

ok training training training and feeding meowth pokebeans to get that friendship up aaaaaand evolve!

...........oh

oh he looks like garfield......

i'm gonna fly back to akala for a sec

ok! i have returned with garfield

hello professor is this the persian you were looking for

oh! that's not kanto oak......i don't remember where he said he was from. the kalos region? idr

aaaaand he disappeared again

thanks

ok back to plot

AYYYY IT'S HAU!!! how did you get here did you also get a mud horse mount

IT'S! IT'S!!!!

GLADION!!!!!!!

oh no team skull are looking for nebby

hau why are you so bad at keeping secrets pffffft

DON'T WORRY GLADION I'LL PROTECT LILLIE AND NEBBY

I CAN'T SAY THE SAME FOR HAU THOUGH but he'll try probably

WAIT!! GLADION WAIT DON'T LEAVE!!! CAN WE BE FRIENDS YET?????

........he's gone :<

alright let's see what's inside that door you came out of

it's another one of those residential places!! did he change locations?? o:

.....what? these ladies are talking about someone leaving their poke behind

gladion wouldn't do that

oh there's a stufful here!

WHO LEFT THEIR POOR STUFFUL HERE ALL ALONE??? I'LL ADOPT THEM

so i guess this is like a mini town?? there aren't any shops here and the pokecenter is the next map over.......just a bunch of caravans

ohhh........a caravan park..... duh

this hiker feels like he's being watched.........

wow really

there's just an oranguru creepily staring at him from behind a caravan

oh! that's a member of team skull! he's standing guard...........actually he's squatting guard

and inside the caravan is another member of team skull! i love how we're just having a casual conversation but she's still making all those over-the-top movements

i love you guys

into the next caravan!

it's a punk!!! sorry i meant, it's a fake team skull member

he's understandably shocked that i just barged in

YEAH LET'S FIGHT

oh he doesn't want to any more........ok bye

to the pokecenter!

there's a guy that wants to trade his graveler for a haunter.......i don't......have one yet......

i have a level 10 gastly though do you want that? no? ok

my next trial is the ghost trial though so maybe i can catch a haunter for you

i can see where my next objective is but let me just.........roam around first......

here is an ace trainer

"alola?"

yes hello! oh it's a battle

oh he's sending out a sandshrew that's cool i have my leafeon up frONT OH WAIT IT'S AN ALOLAN SANDSHREW

IT'S JUST AN IGLOO WITH A FACE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ok ok razz you're up but omg i love it i need to catch one

i defeated the ace trainer :>

"alola..."

i'm not sure that's how you're supposed to use that word but ok

i talked to him again

"alola!"

apparently alola is the only thing he can say

there is another beach area!

there is a fisherman here who keeps talking about a strange guy in a kimono but he's not here right now......hmmmm

dang gosh it why are there all these rOCKS IN THE OCEAN WHY CAN'T MY LAPRAS BREAK THEM I WANT TO EXPLORE O:<

ok fine i'll go down this other path to that abandoned shopping facility or whatever

ooooooooooo so spoopy

oh oops that's a trainer

guess i have to look for the rest of them

oh that's one of those guide people! .......this is a trial site??? oh........ oh the ghost trial.......... at an abandoned shopping mall........... i get it

i found a fisherman!

y-yes....this fishing pole was a gift from lana.....

"maybe if i had a fishing pole made by captain lana, i would have won..."

maybe if i beat you with water pokemon, but i didn't so uhh......unlikely

um.....no.... this fishing pole is not actually lana herself.........

alright lapras, into the ocean. let's get away from this guy.

"the reason i don't ride a lapras is because i can swim faster than a lapras!"

ok?? good to know??

can i just say

i will be sorely disappointed if there are no swimmers named akihiko bc i can't help but think of that dumb meat-head every time i run into a swimmer

ok back to the flag........aether house or something idk

it's all white

there's........an oranguru at the receptionist desk???

oh hi hau

oH HI KIDS WE'RE NOT INTRUDERS IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE I SWEAR

well i mean if you're gonna challenge me to a fight then i won't say no

........sorry for beating up your poke

gndfjskhfdjsk

that little girl's yungoos keeps biting hau

oh! acerola!!

didn't you go shopping with lillie??? where is she.......did she get lost again.......

OH SHE'S THE GHOST TRIAL CAPTAIN!

i guess there's a kinda ghostly vibe about her??

well i guess i'll get going

hau, you coming?

"these ankle biters are kinda growing on me. i might stick around a little longer"

ah. alright i'll be going then.

IT'S LILLIE

IT'S ALSO A TEAM SKULL GRUNT

no her bag didn't move you're just seeing things pfffft I'LL SAVE YOU LILLIE

oops i am like 12 levels higher than all the trainers around here

QUIT PICKING ON PEOPLE WHO CAN'T FIGHT BACK YA BIG BULLIES

awww she bought me gifts!! lillie you're the best ily

alright time for the ghost trial!!

.......i don't have any ghost or dark type pokes..........

well i mean i have keaton and he has crunch.......yuki told me that'd be enough, so let's get this show on the road!!

oh! the objective of this trial is to take photos! i'm good at that!! i've been practicing!!! :>

ohhh..........ohhh i see

this is very spoopy

THAT CONVEYOR BELT STARTED MOVING BY ITSELF!!!

hi gastly

i?

what??

pikachu??? what are you doing in here???

THAT TROLLEY IS MOVING!!!

helloooooo haunter

i'll be back to catch you later so i can trade you to that one guy with a graveler

........there's that pikachu again....

OH GOOD GOLLY GOSH THOSE POKE PLUSHIES ARE FLOATING!!!!!!!

heeey-

what

where are you

oh, it's gengar!

wh-what...... rotom!! don't give me an "mmhmm!" let me battle it!! dang gosh it where did it disappear to now????

ok i got it

pikachuuuu what are you doing in here it's too spoopy for the likes of youuuuu

O:

the door unlocked!

well the only logical step is to enter......

the pokefinder fired up on it's own!

alright what are we dealing with here.......

no........nope..........there's a pikachu poster.........

there ain't anything floating around here, so then........

..........................

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD IT'S A MIMIKYU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S MY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aw heck i don't wanna fight it i wanna catch it........

alright, keaton! use crunch!!

wait

shouldn't that be super effective why isn't it doing an--

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the pikachu head just falls back gndfshjdksghj

"mimikyu's disguise has been busted!"

oh my god let me have them please please please

aww i'm sorry mimikyu but it had to be done for me to complete the trial.........

i want one

trial complete!!

............and back in we go to catch some pokes :^)