#just a sketch w a joke that wasnt made by me

[yonderghostshistories]

Actually i think there was a family guy cutaway which parodied the MPFC opening intro

https://youtu.be/PVTM5pCPax0?si=yI5GAlJryFvLdQ8V

Also there was a cutaway gag about how one of the characters idk which forced Meg to watch the lesser known/"unfunny" (???) stuff python made but Meg didnt like it because shes a girl, so yeah, unfunny sexist gag...

Plus South Park paid homage to Monty Python also . I think its great how MP wasnt really parodied because frankly i think it would be shitty n not rlly funny ... Glad i could help you out !

Thank you kind anon!!

oh yeah I saw the intro a while ago, but still thank you for linking it here!!! I found it was really cool and I like the aesthetic of it frfr!!

Plus the slightly longer version w/the It’s Man in the beginning

Ok so I just watched it, and tbh….idk how to feel about it tbh. Why does Meg not liking Monty Python have to do with her being a girl? I’m a (cis*) girl (*who’s currently questioning their gender but am somewhat certain that I’m transmasc, but still my point stands) and I like Monty Python, hell I think most of MP’s somewhat “unfunny” material is still kinda decent in a way (but again that’s just me personally lol). Is the joke supposed to be that girls don’t understand nor find MP funny? If it is, then that’s clearly a false assumption, as me and many of my online friends (who are mostly girls (plus boys too), as well as queer and trans, non-binary & gnc people) find it really hilarious fr! Again the joke in the cutaway gag doesn’t make sense imo, maybe I am missing smth in the joke and if so do let me know!

Also yes I am aware that some people aren’t into Monty Python or that it isn’t their personal preference, and that’s totally ok imo like I’m cool with that (even if it does baffle me lol 😂) Overall tho this cutaway gag just doesn’t make that much sense imo. I haven’t watched that much Family Guy tbh (only some episodes here & there from time to time, including some clips) but uhh yeah. Thank you for reading this really long ramble of mine on dissecting on that one particular ehh MP cutaway gag lmao 🤣

Link to the video btw :

Oh yeah fr!! I’m assuming you’re referring to the time that South Park (and Matt Stone & Trey Parker) were featured in the 30th Anniversary Special of MPFC from 1999 (called “Monty Python Night”), where the South Park team paid homage to the “Dead Parrot” sketch, with Kenny as the Dead Parrot (or rather, the Dead Friend), Cartman as Mr Praline, and Kyle as The Shopkeeper! It was very funny fr tbh and I love how (animated) Terry G pops up near the end lol 😂

(plus Matt & Trey apparently uhh “kidnapping” Terry G’s mum, also in the 1999 30th Anniversary special “Monty Python Night”)

ALSO ALSO

South Park’s animation style as a whole is an homage to the Terry G paper cut animation style too, which is really cool fr imo!!

ALSO ALSO Also

Eric Idle was featured in the movie “South Park : Bigger, Longer & Uncut” (1999) as the character Dr Vosknocker !

Also anon I get where you’re coming from on the thing of not there being any Monty Python parodies as they would probably not be that funny and also kinda shitty. Yeah ig that’s kinda true. However, I’d personally still be interested in seeing an actual parody of Monty Python tbh, but again that’s just me personally lol.

Again thank you dearest anon for this lovely ask!! I deffo love & appreciate it frfr 🙏❤️

[alligaytorswamp]

weewoo chocolate chip, black raspberry, black cherry, brownie batter, green tea ? 👀

weweweewoo

chocolate chip: what’s your most popular post?

sahgdjs hm.. before i check i bet it’s my first nozo/nico/rin art

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ah.. i forgot i have that one :\

1 191 notes - Jul 30 2018

905 notes - Mar 9 2018

i put the nnr here too bc it deserves the spotlight more hhhh

black raspberry: do you have any pets?

my family has a german shepherd named richard

he stinks, he is stupid and i am allergic to dogs 

black cherry: four words that describe you?

answered that one before but here’s more

tired dumb self-centered crybaby

brownie batter: do you like sushi?

no ew.. fishy stuff... bad......

green tea: favorite flavors of ice cream?

i’m basic but chocolate is the best for sure aksdhksajd

then it’s perhaps creme brulee :p

i like any ice cream tbh unless the flavour is just too fake/crazy... and i hate the kind with raisins

[transge]

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[ssamie]

one. new beginnings 

oikawa tooru x fem langa!reader

(hq x sk8 the infinity)

warnings: spelling mistakes, 2k+ words, u have langa’s blue hair sorry 

gen masterlist.            “snow” masterlist.

"eh?! what do you mean you're moving?!" reki shrieked out in surprise, accidentally tripping over his feet and landing on the ground

the distant sounds of cars honking and the few civilians chattering filled the air. it was almost dark and they had just gotten off work and were on their way home. 

y/n sighed and picked up his skateboard, nodding her head lightly with a frown. "yeah.. my mom said we have to move soon" she said. "but.. why?" reki frowned as he stood up to meet eyes with her.

"well, my mom got a better paying job there so she said we should just move, i guess" she replied, her tone laced with guilt. "oh.." reki muttered. he kicked his feet on the ground, looking down as y/n peers at him with a guilty frown.

"im sorry reki" she whispered with a soft whimper "i guess i should've told you a lot sooner.." she said

reki looked up at her and shook his head. "no, no! it's fine, don't worry.." he reassured with a shaky smile "um..where exactly will you be moving to?" reki asked her 

"miyagi" she answered quietly, sheepishly kicking her feet back and forth, causing the rumbling sound of the wheels hitting the pavement to fill the tense air. 

"wow uh.." reki chuckled in surprise "that's really far.." he muttered. he then cleared his throat and shot her a shaky grin "well, atleast it snows over there!" he exclaimed. "maybe you can try snowboarding again" reki said, though it didn't seem to fill her with much comfort 

"i heard there's a good amount of snow when you're deep in the mountains! you can even-" 

"reki.." she cut him off with a soft whimper of his name 

reki stopped and looked at her with a sad sigh. he pursed his lips and finally dropped the enthusiastic façade. "i don't wanna leave okinawa" she admitted with a pained sigh. "i don't wanna leave you" 

".. a-and the others too ofcourse" she continued with a nervous chuckle "not just you.." 

"i don't want you to leave too" reki chuckled as he wiped the tears brimming his eyes 

he lightly punched her shoulder and took his board from her hands. "agh! you're gonna make me cry, you know!" he exclaimed. y/n smiled and let out a soft laugh "sorry, sorry" she said 

reki pouted and hesitantly brought her into his arms, nibbling on his bottom lip and letting out a sigh as he squeezed her tight. "i'll really miss you, y/n" reki said. 

she blinked repeatedly in shock and flusteredly wrapped her arms around him as well. "um-i-i'll miss you too reki.." she stammered out as she tried to fight off the heat that was rushing to her cheeks 

suddenly, reki pulled away, much to her distaste, and fixed his stance. "let's skate together before you leave, yeah?" reki mused "just for tonight.. then we'll continue when you get back" reki smiled 

"yeah. let's skate" she replied with a fond smile 

the pair skated home, taking their usual route and doing some tricks here and there. though their usual chatter and banter was not present, and all there was, was silence that seemed to weight down on both of their chests with varying emotions. 

they stopped at the block separating their houses, right under the street light where they always meet up with each other. 

reki looked back at her and smiled. "well, this is where we part" he chuckled ."yeah.. i guess so.." y/n muttered back with a frown 

reki sighed and nudged her with his elbow. "cmon, don't be like that" he said "its not like we'll never see each other again!" reki exclaimed with a laugh, though even he wasnt able to convince or reassure himself. 

"you're just moving, no big deal! we have one more day to spend together and our friends and visit S" reki explained in a comforting tone 

y/n sighed in distress and crouched down on the ground. she kept her board in place with her feet and stared at it with furrowed brows. "i guess you're right" she said. "but i really don't want to leave. im completely fine here in okinawa with you and the others." 

"i wanna keep skating with you and go to hotsprings together and eat bentos and keep working at dope sketch!" she exclaimed with a look of affliction 

reki frowned and sat down beside her, resting his chin on his hands and nodding along. "yeah, i wanna keep doing that too" he said "but we can't really do anything about it anymore" 

"unless you wanna try begging your mom or something" reki joked with a laugh as he nudged her with his shoulder. "but it's not like that would work-... y/n?" reki sweat dropped as he looked at her only to be met with a look of determination and sparkling eyes. 

"you're so smart, reki!" she praised "that's a great idea, we should do that! you're so amazing" 

reki chuckled and cheekily grinned at her "ah shucks, you flatter me too much!" he giggled 

"but were not gonna actually do that, right?" reki asked with a soft chuckle

".. right?" 

"WE BEG YOU!" they simultaneously exclaimed as they got down on their hands and knees to bow 

"w-what?! kids, what are you doing??" nanako exclaimed with a nervous smile as she tried to get them to stand up 

"PLEASE! DON'T TAKE Y/N AWAY!" reki cried out as he wrapped his arms around her in a bone crushing hold. "please!" y/n followed up with a determined look in her eyes as she stares at her mother expectantly 

y/n loosely wrapped her arms around reki's waist and pouted "please, mom?" she pleaded as she accentuated her 'puppy eyes'. "please, hasegawa-san?" reki pleaded as well as he gave her his 'puppy eyes' for the extra cute effect 

nanako seemed conflicted as she stares at their cutesy expressions with a look of dread. "what do i do?! they're too.. too cute!!" she cried to herself "help me, oliver !!!" 

she then composed herself and cleared her throat. "well, im really sorry kids" she said "but my desicion is final." she stated with a determined huff "im doing this so we can earn more-" 

she cut herself off as she caught sight of the two teens sulking and holding ecah other while a dark gloomily aura loomed over them. "ah well- i-" nanako stammered as she shakily reached her hand out to them with a guilty smile 

she then sighed and let her arms hang by her sides. "im sorry, y/n, reki. but we need to move so i can earn more money and y/n won't have to work for me anymore" she explained "plus, i've already purchased the house so there's really no going back now" 

"but im okay with working at dope sketch.." y/n muttered with a frown 

"i know, but.." nanako smiled nervously "look at it this way! you'll go to a new school and make some friends! we can even try snowboarding during winter, won't you love that?" 

y/n briefly glanced at reki and sighed. "sure.." she mumbled 

nanako smiled and gently patted them both on the head. "you should hang out with your friends before we leave" she said "you'll regret wasting your time here, yknow?" nanako mused 

reki and y/n nodded and went to put on their shoes. they grabbed their boards, and hastily skated to joe's restaurant 

"ah jeez.." nanako muttered to herself as she watched them skate away. "teenagers are so hard to handle!!" 

"help me oliver!!!" 

"guys, we have something to say!" reki exclaimed as he abruptly slammed his hand down on the table, effectively gaining all of their attention. 

"y/n is-" 

"what is it you slime?" miya sneered as he continued sipping on his drink 

"your girlfriend?" they all simultaneously said with a bored tone as they continued on eating their meals 

"..." reki and y/n blinked and looked at each other in confusion. "what?" reki asked cluelessly "no that's not-" 

"well its kinda obvious" shadow said with a chuckle "yeah, we kind of saw it coming" miya agreed 

"what? no seriously, that's not what-" reki was once again cut off by joe who playfully punched him in the shoulder and grinned. "damn, didn't know you had it in you to ask her out" joe laughed "and i didn't think y/n would ever confe-" 

"I'M MOVING TO MIYAGI!" she immediately cut him off, mainly to prevent joe's big mouth from spilling anything, and just to get it out of the way. 

"WHAT?!" they all collectively exclaimed 

"are you serious? that's pretty far away" shadow said with furrowed brows "yeah... what about S?" miya asked with a small frown 

"i'll have to quit" y/n says as she steals a fry from cherry's plate "i'll go one last time later." 

"miyagi.." cherry mumbled as he swats her hand away from his food. "where in miyagi will you be staying?" he asked. "i don't know" she answered with a shrug. "but im going to a school named aoba johsai i think." 

"carla, tell me about that school." almost immediately, carla had responded. "okay master" it said. 

"aoba johsai, also known as seijoh, is a private school located at miyagi prefecture. they are mostly known for their performance in volleyball, having competed in numerous tournaments and had made a name for themselves through the sport and successfully deemed themselves as a powerhouse school. "

"volleyball?" y/n hummed in curiosity "how do you play that?" she asked cherry. "i wouldn't know." he replied "though it's a sport where you play with a team. why? would you like to join?" he asked 

"probably not" y/n shrugged 

"oi, rookie! are you really moving?" joe asked with a small frown "S would get boring without you, yknow?" 

"i am" she replied "and i think S would be fine with you guys and reki in it" 

reki looked at her and smiled. the redhead slung his arm around her shoulders and picked up his board "how bout we have a beef one last time before you go?" reki suggested "we could all go against each other. just for the fun of it." 

"sure, but you'll lose, just so you know" joe boasted as he flexed his biceps. "hah?! just cus you're bigger and more muscular doesn't mean you'll win!" reki whined 

"yeah!" y/n agreed with a huff "reki has gotten better and much faster! and he knows more tricks now. he even did a snowboarding trick and-" 

miya quickly cut her off before she could go on a full rant about the redhead. "let's just go" miya groaned out as he grabbed his board. "man, are you sure you're not together" shadow sweat dropped as he followed miya and dragged them both out of the restaurant 

"we're not!" reki exclaimed with a laugh "why would you even think that would happen? we're just best friends" 

"right.. best friends" y/n agreed 

shadow sweat dropped as he turned to look at her, only to be met with her teary eyes and her quivering smile, looking like she’s on the verge of crying her eyes out like a child. 

"are you okay?" shadow muttered sheepishly as he watched her hastily wipe her eyes and pout like a child "yes" she replied with a huff 

"oh, is that so?" miya cooed with a cat-like grin as he stalked closer to her side "i mean it makes sense" he said "the heroine shouldn't be with a slime, after all" 

shadow deadpanned as he watched miya slyly lock their arms together with a grin "so who should she be with? you?" he scoffed "ofcourse!" miya wholeheartedly agreed. "im the hero so the heroine should be with me!" 

shadow sweat dropped as he watched miya hug her arm and look at them with a smug cat-like smirk. "dude, aren't you like thirteen?" shadow deadpanned 

y/n smiled and patted his head with a soft laugh "yup, you're right" she agreed jokingly, her smile widening as miya's face exploded into bright shades of red. "i-it doesn't mean i like you though!" he shrieked out "im just saying that we would be compatible!!" 

"i see." she muttered "japanese people are so hard to decipher" 

cherry and joe came out of the restaurant and got on their boards, urging them to do the same. "cmon, let's go there before too many people arrive" joe said as he stretched his arms 

"last one to arrive buys everyone boba!!" reki announced as he skated away, pulling y/n along as he does so 

"ha?! oi! unfair you should've counted!!" shadow exclaimed before hastily catching up to them "hmp, as if i'll lose to any of you slimes." miya muttered as he sped up 

"oh please. you all make me pay anyways." cherry mumbled with a sigh as he got on carla and calmly caught up to them 

"well you got the most cash" joe shrugged with a grin 

"shut up you gorilla." 

"i'll really miss their banters." y/n mumbled as she looked back to watch joe and cherry hit  each other with their board. "hey, it's not like we can't visit you" reki laughed 

"would you visit me reki?" she asked with a hopeful gleam in her eyes. "it would be strange not being with you.." 

"of course! i'll visit you like every week!" reki reassured with a wide grin 

"heh, as if you got the cash for that" shadow sneered from beside him. 

"i-im gonna save up, then i'll visit you every week!" reki cleared his throat with a nervous laugh 

her smile widened as she stared at reki in admiration and pure glee. 

"okay, im counting on it!"

im making miya have a cute little puppy crush on u cus why not lol, yall won't end up together tho that's weird 🤨‼️

[rickriordanfandam]

opinions on riordanverse ; my edition

a lot of people have been doing this so i decided why not right. probably gna lose some followers or smth but anyways. pls respect my opinions! if u disagree, thats fine, but please be polite. unless any of my opinions strikes u as morally wrong then pls point it out to me respectfully. thanks!

- i actually liked drew. im so sorry to everyone who hates her but full offence, why. think about it this way ok, first of all drew became hc because silena died. silena was the traitor, the one who betrayed chb, yet after she died campers celebrated her as a hero? and then drew suddenly has to replace her and live up to idk that legacy she left behind,, when all of a sudden this girl named piper swoops in and takes her place. idk abt u but i wld be salty abt that too. not only that, but as an asian, the chances of drew having faced racism/bullying as a child is pretty high (she studies at brooklyn academy). which means that when she finds out shes a demigod, and arrives at chb where most of the campers are white (this is an assumption btw), she’d obviously be scared of being bullied for her skin color right?? so the first thing she wld do before the campers get to bully her is to bully them before they can do so. (sentence structure here is wack i apologize) ofc this might not even have happened, drew could have had a perfect childhood && was a b1tch for no reason, BUT EVEN THEN HER ROLE AS A BULLY WAS PRETTY VITAL BECAUSE THAT FURTHER SHOWED THE CONTRAST BETWEEN HER AND PIPER,, HIGHLIGHTING PIPER AS A HERO//GOOD CHARACTER,, AND THEREFORE MAKING READERS LIKE PIPER MORE. anyway stop hating on drew please. ALSO WHY IS THIS SO LONGA SDFJHG

- jason isnt bland, the fandom just kinda erased his backstory (thanks to @pjohoo-memes for the phrasing lol)

- reynabeth wouldnt have lasted/would have broken up several times. idk i just see them as two extremely powerful characters who have firm opinions and will definitely clash at some point. in a platonic relationship,, i can see them as really good friends but as lovers? idk i just think theyll break up

- PIPABETH

- i dont really like jercy,, i see them as better friends than lovers. also idt jason and percy were that close..?

- the dam and not my type jokes are srsly cringey and were never funny. ik that seems hypocritical since my username literally makes use of the dam joke but honestly i dont actually like the joke. its not funny to me and has never been funny

- the seven were not best friends. they definitely argued,, and honestly probably werent as close as the fandom makes them seem. like ure dumped with 6 other people, out of which u only know a few. my introverted ass would have jumped off the argo 2 quicker than leo valdez could bomb camp jupiter up. also leo was a dick to frank. so what if frank is bigger sized?? thats not a valid reason to tease him

- the fandom needs to stop hating on octavian while worshipping luke. if u hate luke and u say u hate octavian too, then okay. but if u tell me ure a luke stan but u despise octavian?? imma disagree w u. luke was worse than octavian im sorry. first of all, octavian being a dick was kinda justified. hes been after the praetor position for so long, and everyone keeps saying to “wait for jason” when suddenly this dude, whos a son of NEPTUNE (neptune wasnt liked much by romans), and the camp decides to make him praetor?? dude i would be pissed off big time. and then afterwards, he finds out that greek demigods are real and the dude they made praetor is greek. AND THEN GREEK DEMIGODS COME TO CJ AND ONE OF THEM BOMB IT UP?? octavian has been told all his life that greeks are scum and this dude called leo valdez attacks cj. sure it was an accident, but did octavian know that? no. so it was honestly justified that he was such a salty prick im just saying. also some of yall be hating on octavian for cutting a teddy bear open and thats the funniest shit ive ever heard i swear 

- luke didnt go to elysium

- travis and connor stoll r way too underrated. the two have been head counselors of the hermes cabin since luke was revealed as a traitor, can u imagine the stress? luke, the person they probably looked up to as a brother, betrayed them. and they didnt even have time to process this when they were  thrown the roles of being hcs. that would have been so stressful and i would probably have broken down if i were them. the stoll brothers taking turns to wake up at ungodly hours because a new camper is crying and homesick and terrified, the stoll brothers having to comfort and take care of new campers, having to deal with the amount of people in that cramped space because not enough campers are being claimed fast enough. having to resolve issues between campers in the hermes cabin all the time. the stolls arent just comedic relief, and we need to stop treating them as such

- tratie shldve been canon idc idc

- demigods of the demeter cabin arent talked about enough and i love the fact that meg was demeters kid. like she isnt the child of one of the big three yet shes so powerful.

- we need to hype clarisse up more her character arc was phucking amazing 

- rachel is overhated. sis found out greek gods exist and regularly come down to earth to fuck around and went “ok cool”. queen shit behavior methinks

- the floor 19 crew of mcga is srsly underrated. like do u even remember halfborn gunderson, mallory keen, tj, etc??? bc i feel like we only remember samirah, magnus, alex, and sometimes blitz and hearthstone

- sadie (tkc) was kinda annoying at first. i like her more now tho but i rmb not liking her for a phat while

- tkc and mcga need more love

- carter kane and jason grace arent boring. theyre just really sweet boys who are too good for this world and yes yes yes 

- hazel and frank (especially frank) need to be hyped up more. i hardly ever see anything about them. also yall seem to forget that frank was literally made praetor and that even hecate admired hazel and was willing to fight beside her because of how powerful she was

- frazels age gap is kinda sketch but i still think theyre really cute

- nico definitely had trauma from going to tartarus on his own

- GROVER IS PERCYS BEST FRIEND

- annabeth isnt smarter than leo but neither is leo smarter than annabeth. ive seen a lot of discussions about who is smarter and heres my hot take on it: neither. theyre equally smart, just in different ways. leos a genius mathematically speaking. he has no issues solving math problems meant for people much, much older than him. annabeth on the otherhand, is great at strategies etc. she can make an army of 1000 more powerful than the enemy, even if theyre outnumbered. so in my opinion, both are equally as smart//u cant compare their intelligence, because their talents lie in two different areas.

- while i do agree rick riordan isnt a god and that hes bound to make mistakes,, AND that hes given us a lot of representation,, if the representation offends the people its sposed to represent, then theres a problem. im talking about piper as a poc and wearing feathers in her hair. im not a poc, so i cant speak for them on whether or not its wrong, because i dont know either. HOWEVER, i have seen multiple posts BY pocs talking about how they didnt really like rick’s representation of piper, and thats an issue. pocs have been and are still oppressed and discriminated against by many. as a white cis man, we cant really blame him for not knowing (tho he could have done a research,, asked some pocs,, idk), but by representing pocs in that manner, hes influencing impressionable kids/teens into thinking “oh pocs wear feathers in their hair all the time” etc, which isnt true. the pjo/hoo series is extremely successful, and kids who read the books will probably start forming inaccurate opinions on pocs. the amount of fan art that depicts piper with feathers in her hair dont help either. “but rick said so in the books, so its canon” yeah well rick isnt a god and he can get some things wrong at times. im not saying we should cancel him, im saying we should start educating ourselves and not spread false info like pocs wearing feathers in their hair all the time. also that snake song shit where she sang Summertime was just- yeah. bc heres the thing you can be racist, and still include minorities, but portray them in a racist way. And even then, ignorance isn't a thing to admire. Getting those facts wrong still has a major impact. It continues to perpetuate racist stereotypes.

“ With the feather thing, I looked it up myself; it takes less than five minutes to figure out that Cherokees don't braid feathers into their hair. I didn't grow up in the country where my parents are from. I have many other first/second generation American friends who have also been through that, with a bit of a disconnect from their culture. But something that most of us have in common is that when we didn't know something, and when our parents weren't that big of a help, we looked it up. We sought out resources online and through other people from our culture to be able to connect more with where we came from. Some of that took a Google search. So I find it hard to believe that Piper, a girl who Rick's trying to portray as someone who is attempting to connect with her culture and is totally against racist stereotypes, wouldn't know that eagle feathers aren't supposed to be braided into your hair casually. She may be disconnected from her culture, but she's also shown to want to connect back to it. Piper wouldn't be casually braiding feathers into her hair while also telling off people for being racist. It makes no sense.” - reddit thread (down below) 

for those of yall who wanna know more please please read this, it has a lot of things i wanna add in here : https://www.reddit.com/r/camphalfblood/comments/gy3gl2/piper_mcleans_portrayal_is_innacurate/ 

as well as https://finding-my-culture.tumblr.com/post/189422373260/maxie-ratties-and-cattie-finding-my-culture 

i will be posting screenshots of these in future posts so if ure viewing this on ig and u dont have tumblr,, dont worry 

- the fact that most of the strong female characters in the series refuse to be “girly”, and ngl i dont really like that. just because ure girly doesnt mean u cant be strong. 

- piper would have been a great way for him to start making the strong characters act girlier, but instead he went with the “I’m not like other girls” trope which is quite obnoxious to hear constantly, and I don’t think it’s necessarily great for younger girls to read that idea growing up.  the closest we've ever had to a strong female character who was also into "girly" things was Silena. when I was younger I admired Piper's "I'm not like other girls" thing, but then I got older and realized that the whole mentality of "not like other girls" is super obnoxious, and a little bit toxic

i have a heck load more that i cant rmb rn but yeah feel free to add more 

[jiminslipgloss]

Chapter 4 - History, Hentai, and Hickeys

Pairing - OT7 x Reader, Some Member x Member

Genre - Eventual Smut, Angst, Fluff

A/N - Sorry there’s a lot of backstory in this one - Admin Lily

The rest of the day after the locker room incident was relatively calm. No one came up to Jungkook about it or teased him about anything at all. Taehyung’s reputation really stretched across the school. If he didn’t want something talked about, then it wouldn’t be. The only people he couldn’t control were: Bangtan Sonyeondan. Sometimes they are called the bulletproof boys or BTS, but no one calls them by their official titles, however. ‘Hall monitor’ just doesn’t have a ring to it or sound nearly as cool as BTS. After a *minor* incident with campus police a few years back, the school decided to create a group of peers that students could talk to if they weren’t comfortable talking to campus police or if they knew it wasn’t a big enough deal to take legal action. There are two groups, one all-male and one all-female.

Both groups interact with students to make the campus feel safer and more comfortable for everyone. At least that’s what the school board would tell you if you asked what their purpose was. If you asked BTS or Weki Meki what their job was, they would say to party harder than everyone else and to make sure everyone has a good time. Weki Meki didn’t have as strong of a reputation as BTS. The ego boost from the first round of boys initiated into the group never seemed to fade away. The original girls weren’t as rambunctious as the guys, and the expectations for the next generation became set in stone and haven’t changed since. Undoubtedly, the girls still know how to party, but they didn’t let the title go to their heads as much as the boys did. Requirements to get into either group are brutal. Applicants must be prettier than a 7.8, (yes a whole scale was made to ensure that no one ever slipped up and became too ugly to be considered a face of the school), you had to shotgun three beers in a row, be voted in by one of the existing members, and lastly show up to class. The last one seemed like the sanest qualification; however, ‘hall monitors’ were enrolled in a course specifically for their meetings. It made sense to create an hour where kids could go speak to them and get help, quickly it turned into a gossip hour, and people rarely went in to see them. Bangtan even stopped letting people into their meetings so they could only talk amongst themselves. It took quite a bit of convincing to allow them to do so, but every member of BTS is an athlete and simply got all their coaches to convince the dean that using their hour to talk to each other would make solving students issues into a group effort and people could approach them in a more private manner, promoting honestly. Now, at first, the dean shook off the request. The dean wasn’t on board until the group agreed to change the names of students to protect their confidentiality. Overall this sounded like a good plan, but Bangtan never really enforced the confidentially of students with the other boys. Right now BTS included, Kim Namjoon, Kim Seokjin, Min Yoongi, Jung Hoseok, Park Jimin, Kim Taehyung, and Jeon Jungkook.

Jungkook got in because Taehyung was a part of it, and he wanted an excuse to see him more. He was going to try to interact with the other boys, but once he heard the way they talked about women, he decided to just spend his time at the meetings in the corner sitting on Taehyung’s lap. Most days, he’s making out with him, especially if Taehyung’s icy blue hair was still curly after his morning shower. Yoongi stayed in the back away from everyone. He was usually playing on his Gameboy color (It was the grey one, not his hot pink one decorated with stickers, that one stayed hidden in his room where no one would find it) and listening to hard rap on his air pods. Namjoon rarely appeared at the meetings at all. No one really noticed or cared to kick him out of the club for not showing up. He was the son of one of the board members and could do whatever he wanted. He was usually practicing tennis. If he cared to show up, he’d be sketching in his notebook, contributing one or two crude comments to the three remaining boys’ discussions. 

Today was worse than ever. Yoongi was sulking in the corner as usual. Namjoon was actually there and immersed in his drawings. Taehyung and Jungkook were busy were eating each other’s faces, not giving a single fuck about who could see them. Not that any of them really were bothered because they did that almost every day now. Hoseok and Seokjin were mindlessly playing on their phones, waiting for Jimin to arrive. He was notorious for being late, and today was no exception. Around ten minutes after the meeting was supposed to start, he finally burst through the door. 

“Sorry guys, I was a little caught up.” Said Jimin, slightly out of breath. 

“Man, I can see right through you. You’re a soccer player for God’s sake.” Said Seokjin while putting down his phone and shaking his head at the younger boy. 

Jimin settled into his usual spot, taking off his jacket and setting his bag down next to him. “What on Earth do you mean, Jin?” 

“We all know that you and Yoojung were fucking in some empty classroom, or her car, or wherever like you do practically every Thursday,” Hoseok said, setting down his phone and smirking at Jimin. 

“WHAT NO I WASN’T!” Jimin uttered in the most sarcastic tone he possibly could. Laughing by the end of the sentence, not able to keep up his concerned act. 

Seokjin shoved him, and suddenly perked up to say, “Anyway now that Jimin is here, I can’t ignore the elephant in the room any longer.” 

“Oh, and what might that be, Jin?” Jimin said, leaning forward, on one hand, to listen in closer to his next words.

However, Seokjin got up and said: “WELL, someone here has got a pretty large secret resting right on their neck.” He slammed both hands down on Namjoon’s shoulders, causing him to jump and smudge his drawing.

“DUDE!!!” Namjoon said, “You ruined my drawing...” His voice, trailing off as he attempted to use his kneaded eraser on the smudged charcoal. 

“Oh whatever, you’re probably just drawing hentai anyway,” Jin said, lifting his hands off his shoulders. He shot a fake look of concern to the other boys who were stifling their laughter. 

“W-WHAT I WASNT DRAWI-” Namjoon tried to defend himself before Jin cut in. 

“I don’t care about your mediocre drawings, motherfucker. I care about the massive fucking hickey on your neck.” He teased. 

“Wait a minute, you have to be joking,” Jimin said as he leaped out of his chair to investigate the nervous boy’s neck.

“Please, guys i-its nothing, just forget about all this and let me just sit here and draw, you know I have to be in here at least once a week, I won’t be here tomorrow just, just please let it go.” Namjoon pleaded, his eyes darting to each of the boys now crowding him. They were pulling at the collar of his letterman jacket, succeeding in discovering the bluish, purple bruise decorating the lower part of his neck. If they were to see the ones covering his chest, they would realize that it was much smaller in comparison. 

“Oh, Joonie, you simply have to tell us who’s rocking your world this month. It’s just not fair that you get to hear about our conquests, and we don’t get to hear yours.” Hoseok said through a taunting grin.

“Exactly, and don’t spare any dirty details,” Jimin said, wiggling his eyebrows and giggling through his smile. All the boys’ stares were making Namjoon squirm even more in his chair. 

“Come on guys, I can’t, I don’t wanna do that to her.” He said, standing quickly to try and escape the threatening situation.

“Not so fast, lover boy.” Hoseok made it to the door before he could make it out. “You weren’t acting like this last month. In fact, you were blabbing nonstop about some particularly flexible redhead...” 

Namjoon sighed, sitting back down at the closest desk. His head rested in his hands for a minute before he finally sat back in his chair. “Her name was Megan, Hobi, and she wasn’t that great if she wasn’t bending over,” Namjoon said. He couldn’t help grinning when the other boys got riled up again. 

“That’s right, he’s back!! Come on, tell us about this new girl then, even though I admit, I’d still love to talk about Megan some more.” Jimin said. 

“Really?” Jin said, “I think I’ve heard so much these past weeks, It feels like I’ve slept with her.” He pulled up a chair to gather around Namjoon, who was actually looking quite smug. 

“You definitely haven’t, Jin. There’s so much more that she could do that Joonie didn’t tell you both. He is right about her being a bore outside the bedroom, though.” Hoseok said, leaning against the door frame.

“WHAT?!? Wait, off-topic, Joonie was about to open up about who opened up.” Jin said with a wink. 

“Actually, I’m not. This girl is different. I really like her, and I don’t want to mess this up.” Namjoon mumbled, picking at a loose string on his t-shirt.

“Ohhhhhh shit, is Namjoonie catching feelings??” Jimin sang in a teasing and childish voice. He started poking Namjoon’s arm repeatedly. “Come on, just tell us her name.” 

An eruption of “Please, please, please, please” and “Come on you have to” arose from the three teasing boys. 

“You know what, no I’m not fucking telling you guys. Now just fuck off.” Said a blushing Namjoon, as he pushed his way out of the classroom. 

“Goddamn, he is absolutely whipped,” Jin said, laughing off the sudden outburst. 

“Goddamn is right,” Hoseok said, gazing out the now opened door. Everyone in the hall looked away after a few seconds. Everyone except one girl who was staring directly into the classroom, utterly shocked. 

The other boys looked out to see her. After a few seconds of just glancing at one other, Jin winked at her, causing her to look away finally. Hoseok shut the door after that and sat back down. 

“Who the hell is that?” Said Hoseok, still looking at the small window in the door. She could still be seen talking to her friends and is visibly blushing now. 

“I have no idea she must be new this year, a freshman.” Jimin trailed off, staring out the window as well. 

They sat in silence for a few seconds, just looking out at the cute new girl across the hall. She eventually walked away, but not before gazing back into the window and winking back at the boys. 

“DIBS!” They yelled unanimously, causing them to finish the meeting, arguing about the mysterious new face in their hallways.

[captain039]

Mighty god

Thor x reader

Summary: some imagines

Btw if i ever repeat a story please tell or if ive written like the same plot because i have no fckn clue😂

Warnings: i rate this M because its manly😂

Rescue

It was cold way to cold for your liking. Your eyes opened seeing nothing but a black sky, where were you?

"Awake at last" you jumped at the rather deep voice you shot up seeing a giant monster. You froze wondering what the hell.

"W-who are you where am i?" You asked rushed the giant snickering.

"You my dear are on Jotunheim" the thing said. Your attention turned to the large crash far away seeing a familair ray of aura shining down. A figure stood as the giant chuckled deeply walking away locking you in the cell. You saw lighting emit from the sky realizing it was Thor. He killed every giant he saw before reaching you and freeing you. His face was stern and angry you didnt like it when be was mad. He took you back to earth you assume almost puking from the sudden travel.

"I told you to stay hidden" you turned to him.

"Hidden all i did was open my door to get some damn pizza" you huffed ar him crossing your arms. You didnt want to be stuck at home 24/7 you were a supposed target now being friends with a good. Though you knew your feelings were more then friends but how could a god love a human?

"Just be careful" he sighed as you nodded not wanting to argue.

"Are you ok?" He asked you nodded the chains around your wrists left a red mark but it wasnt major. Thor noticed though grabbing your hand gently as you sighed his gently fingers brushing over it making you rip your hand back.

"Sorry, lets get some ice" he said as you nodded realising you were in your backyard. He had a nack for ruining lawn.

He sat you down helping himself to ice before coming back to you and placing it on your wrist.

"Im fine Thor" you huffed again.

"Your not" he said as you rolled your eyes, you weren't some delicate glass artifact.

"How did you find me?" You asked after some silence.

"Heimdall" you nodded. He was always so gently with you, you wished he wasn't it always made your heart flutter.

"Ok im good now" you removing his hand he sighed placing the icepack on the counter. Even sitting up on the counter he was still taller only slightly though. His blue eye's stared into yours as you felt yourself blush.

"What?" You asked as he blinked averting his gaze.

"Nothing your just beautiful" your whole body froze did he?

You watched him as moved his hands either side of you as you were frozen in shock. One of his hands made it to your face as you jumped slightly his thumb caressing your cheek. You breathed out slowly trying to calm yourself, it wasnt working. His face was inches from yours as you gulped muttering a screw it before connecting your lips. The kiss was like sparks his hand gripping your face gently. You both pulled away for air resting your forehead on each others. You chuckled quietly as he frowned at you.

"What?" He questioned as you shook your head.

"You an idiot" you muttered kissing him again.

Servent warrior

You were a servant at the castle of Asgaurd working day and night. You often saw the royals going about there day queen frigga sometimes greeting you. It was a lovely place to work at though you were more for adventure. You would often sneak out at night running into a small part of the forest where you would test your archery over and over getting the rush. You didn't realise you were followed this time before a voice called.

"Didn't know you were an archer" you turned to the voice pointing am arrow at them. You saw the prince Thor as you quickly lowered you weapon bowing in apoligise.

"Im so sorry my lord" you said as he let out a light chuckle.

"Dont be lady Sif has threatened me many times" you still felt shame pointing an arrow at him.

"Where did you learn to fight?" He asked.

"My father before he passed" you said as he nodded.

"Sorry" he replied.

"Its alright" you said with a smile.

"Why do you not join as a warrior?" He asked as you froze in shock before stuttering your words out.

"No, no im just a servant i clean for gods sakes my mother doesn't even know" you said rushed as he nodded a small smile on his face.

"Maybe i could teach you more?" He asked as you frowned.

"Teach me?" You asked as he nodded.

"Though you have natural talent i doubt you need more but maybe a better place to practice?" He said as you didnt know what to say.

"I but im a servant my prince" you said as be sighed nodding.

"I know that but you could be a great warrior one day" he said offering you a smile before walking back to the castle. You dwelled on what he said cleaning something when someone tapped your shoulder. You turned seeing the prince again giving hima bow.

"I never got your name" he said.

"Y/n my prince" you said as he smiled.

"Lovely name" you blushed slightly as he smiled wacing goodbye.

You did train with him and soon you became the best archer in Asgaurd you worked alone though even in battles you preffered to be a one man team. Though you did have everyone behind you. Your mother was proud yet worried. One day your return wasnt as expected.

You were fighting on some planet woth the prince when suddenly someone had stabbed you. You gasped in pain seeing the sword through your side as you fell to the ground.

"Y/N" Thor yelled killing everything before rushing to youe side.

"No come on" he said going back to Asgaurd rushing you into the castle. Your mother watched scared as the prince laid you on the table before healers got to work. You passed out though to much blood being lost.

You were awake but in pain you didnt dare move.

"Please wake up" you heard someone whisper, Thor.

"I need you to wake up i have so much i need to tell you my feelings" he sighed. Feelings? He had feelings for you?

"I love you y/n" he muttered as your mind froze he loved you? The god of thunder loved you?

"I love you too" your voice came out hoarse as you opened your eyes seeing the surprised prince.

"Your awake" he said happily placing a hand on your cheek, you leaned into him.

"Im tough" you joked coughing whincing at the pain.

"Hey here" he handed you water which you took gladly.

"Do you really?" You asked not finishing your sentence as he nodded you smiled giving his hand a kiss.

Art

Ever since the mighty god fell to earth you were the one to bring him back. Ever since then the man became a hero and a god you were proud yet sad knowing he would soon forget about you. You were just human nothing special just one of Janes friends who lended a hand every now and then. Your passion wad art though you never got around to it much.

Tonight though you sat on top of your roof looking up at the stars wondering where the thunder god was now. You were sketching the sky when suddenly a loud crash came behind you. You screamed your book and pencils going everywhere. You frowned seeing the god himseld jumping onto your roof while your scrambled to grab your things.

"Thor" you as he smiled giving you a quick hug.

"Hello" he said before you both sat down.

"What are you drawing?" He asked as you showed him.

"This is amazing" he said staring at it making you giggle.

"May i?" You nodded as he flicked through your book. It landed on one damn page though of were you drew him you quickly grabbed your book hiding it against your body making the god confused.

"Y/n?" He questioned.

"I swear you were never meant to see that" you muttered your face burning you fogot it was that book with him in it.

"Why not?" He asked as you rolled your eyes.

"Because its creepy to draw someone with out them knowing when you know them and-" you stopped yourself feeling flushed.

"And?" He pressed on damn him he wouldnt stop.

"And because of my feelings, towards, you" you said rushed burning as you stared at the ground.

"You have feelings for me?" He asked like it was a surprise.

"Yes idiot" you muttered wishing you could dissapear.

"I return those feelings" you froze he what? You looked to him his kind smile filling his face.

"You like me?" You asked.

"As humans put yes i like you" he said as you stared in shock.

"Me?" You questioned again as he chuckled.

"Yes y/n y/l/n i like you very much" he said your head wouldn't wrap around it.

"Still need convincing?" He asked you didnt asnwer he smiled leaning forward kissing your lips leaving you even more shocked.

"I hope that answers it?" He asked as you smiled moving to kiss him again. He moved you to straddle his legs as you wrapped your arms around his neck. He pulled away smiling as you panted quietly leaning your forehead against his. No words were said none had to just the feeling between you was enough.

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[ freshman year of college, 2013 ] [9:14am] kaia ➝ jude: hey[9:15am] kaia ➝ jude: this is kaia from art class ???? [9:15am] kaia ➝ jude: can we meet up today we have to start on the project lmao[9:30am] kaia ➝ jude: i hope u know that u still have ur read receipts on for me so stop IGNORING me ur not edgy

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[11:32pm / unsent] kaia ➝ jude: sometimes i really miss it when we were together. i know that i was the one who broke things off but it’s just hard to explain or maybe it’s nto even hard at all and i was just fuckign scared[11:48pm / unsent] kaia ➝ jude: but i ruined it all i did it for no reason and it was completely unfair to you because you deserve so much better htan that you deserve an explanation you dserve a reason and god you just deserve someone so much betterERROR! TEXT MESSAGES NOT SENT! REVIEW THE MESSAGES AND TRY AGAIN!

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[12:53pm] kaia ➝ jude: YORUE’ SUCH A LIAR U SAID UWOULDNT GET MEBACK FOR DIRAWNG A DICKODN YOUR FACE THAT ONE TIME[12:56pm] kaia ➝ jude: JDUE WTF DID U DRAW I CANT EVEN GET ITO FF MY FACE I CANTWALK AROUND LIEK THIS!!!!

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[ freshman year of college, 2013 ] [3:43am] kaia ➝ jude: i knwo thta u htaed me at first bhc we alwaxys argued hin art class[3:45am] kaia ➝ jude: and thaht’s jokay bc i didn'it like u ceither u were alwfays so pretenitsous baout ur arft[3:50am] kaia ➝ jude: but i’m reallny scared bc nwo whervene i hang around you i start getting reallzy nervobus and gmy heart jjust bzeats na lot faster[3:51am] kaia ➝ jude: i think tu jugst stress me out a lot aynd it’s starting to gkive me high blojoda[3:51am] kaia ➝ jude: owr mvaybe i just likde oyu god i relaly rrealy like yoju

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[ freshman year of college, 2014 ] [5:29pm] kaia ➝ jude: OMG SO THE SBFA CURRENTLY HAS THEIR ART INTERNSHIPS OPEN AND WE SHOULD APPLY!!!!![5:32pm] kaia ➝ jude: JUDE U CAN’T NOT DO IT UR WORK IS SO SO SO AMAZING there’s no way they won’t pick u idk about me but i might as well give it a shot too WHAT IF WE GET IT TOGETHER 

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[11:15pm] kaia ➝ jude: hey jude could u add me back to the gc[11:16pm] kaia ➝ jude: ur sister kicked me out again lol…………[11:16pm] kaia ➝ jude: honestly how are u guys related[11:17pm] kaia ➝ jude: the fact that u guys share the same dna still shocks me till this day

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[ freshman year of college, 2013 ] [9:21am] kaia ➝ jude: listen here buddy if u fucking insult my sketch one more time in class ur honestly gonna have it coming for u[9:24am] kaia ➝ jude: we get it mr high and mighty u know a lot abt drawing or whatever lmao but everyone has different opinions I WAS JUST HAVING A ROUGH DAY W THAT SKETCH[9:25am] kaia ➝ jude: i rlly thought u’d be a lot better since we have to work together on that mid-term project now but ur critiques are still so mean[9:26am] kaia ➝ jude: that drawing u did in class today isn’t ur best work either idk what ur coming at me for :/ but go off ig

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[2:12pm] kaia ➝ jude: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8ACNty077I

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[6:32pm] kaia ➝ jude: JUDE I THOOUGHT UW WERE JOKING ABOTU THE SPIDERS IN MY OROM WHTA THE HELL[6:35pm] kaia ➝ jude: U ONLY PUT ONE THOUGHRIHGT I ONLY SEE ONE WHERE ARE THE OTHERS[6:35pm] kaia ➝ jude: JUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET RID OF HTEM RIHGTNOW

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[7:03pm] kaia ➝ jude: thanks for being such a good friend[7:04pm] kaia ➝ jude: and taking care of me when i was drunk that one night i probably would’ve passed out on the beach & gotten swept up in the ocean waves if it wasnt for u[7:05pm] kaia ➝ jude: ur a little devil sometimes but idk where i’d be without u :)

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[10:38pm] kaia ➝ jude: jw this is for science i dont rlly care or anything but does jade ever talk about me[10:39pm] kaia ➝ jude: not that i care abt what she says or thinks of me i know shes ur sister but we’re still enemies….. [10:40pm] kaia ➝ jude: anyway moving on another scientific question but how long did that emo phase of urs last for… did it ever even end

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[2:26am] kaia ➝ jude: HEYHEHYEHYEY JUDEEEEEEE[2:27am] kaia ➝ jude: DON’T MAKE IT BADDD, TAKE A SAD SONG AND MAKE IT BETTERRRR[2:27am] kaia ➝ jude: WHY DID U NEVER TELL ME THAT U MET THE BEATLES AND LEFT SUCH AN IMPACT ON THEM THAT THEY WROTE A SONG ABOUT U???

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[1:28pm] kaia ➝ jude: DON’T FUCKING KILL THE SPIDER JUST WRAP IT UP N PUT IT IN A BOX ILL PAY U $20 !!!! BENJI PLS HELP ME OUT AND COME THROUGH…..I’M GONNA PUT THIS UNDER HIS BED[1:30pm] kaia ➝ jude: yeah….. that wasn’t meant for u…. 

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[3:54am / unsent] kaia ➝ jude: why do you still hang around me? how can you still manage to look at me in the face and not hate me after everything i did? why can’t you just be like everyone else and fucking hate me and say mean things? i broke your heart, jude. what part of that don’t you understand? we were fine and we were happy and i ended it. remember the late nights just walking around an empty city, drawing on each other when the other falls asleep, sending songs back and forth??? it all stopped because of me.[4:35am / unsent] kaia ➝ jude: so please, i need you to tell me that you hate me. just look me in the face and tell me that you hate me and that you hate being my fucking friend and you never wanna talk to me ever again. tell me that you’re sorry we ever even met and that we ever even got paired up for that art project. because it honestly really kills me to be your friend when deep down i know i don’t deserve that, i fucking know i don’t deserve being able to talk to you and being your friend after what i did and everything that happened. you’re the first boy i ever truly liked who made me feel the way i did and made me feel like i was dancing on air every time we hung out. you made my heart do flips and my stomach turn and i liked you so so much and god, i might’ve even loved you. the thought of that scared me because i never wanted to rely and depend on someone this much, i didn’t wanna get too attached because what if it didn’t work out anyways? what if we fell in too deep and we just ended up getting hurt even more in the end? the more you laughed and looked at me the way you did i just fell even more in love with you and i was afraid. i always mess it all up and everyone just starts hating me in the end, so why are you still here?ERROR! TEXT MESSAGES NOT SENT! REVIEW THE MESSAGES AND TRY AGAIN!