#just a cute thought pffffffffft

[rennyrose]

I haven’t put much thought into that sort of scenario Nuh nor have I come across works that have really delved into that, at least specifically in regards to Knives and LR interacting a good amount-

If it was just those three I’d find it interesting if they went on a journey together of some sort of self discovery, learning/relearning how to engage with people and contribute to the world around them

[astaroth1357]

How the Brothers Wake Up the MC

And now the adjusting to my new life begins! Even this took me some time to do because my mind/body is trying to get accustomed to all the new sights and sensations around me. So many naps... I started like 5 WIPs and can’t seem to finish them yet, so please be patient with me. I’m sure my mojo will come back as soon as I’m more at home with this place. Probably.

Lucifer

Normally: Usually wakes up before they do so he rouses them gently by tapping their shoulder and whispering their name. A fairly pleasant wake-up.

In Urgency: That tapping on their shoulder becomes a pretty violent shaking and he’s now barking their name rather than whispering… Such a pity...

To Be Sweet: Stays in bed with them, pulls them close while pressing a kiss onto their forehead and cheeks. Moves down to their lips once he notices them stirring.

To Be An Ass: 100% the kind of guy to get an ice-cold washcloth and flop it on the back of their neck if he has to. Does it to Mammon all the time.

Mammon

Normally: “Oi MC!! Up and att’em!!” Loud. Very loud. Pulls on their arms until they’re sitting up. A very obnoxious wake-up...

In Urgency: Even LOUDER, sometimes he’ll even kick open their door if he has to. Literally yanks them out of bed and starts dragging them along, their thoughts on the matter be damned.

To Be Sweet: If he’s laying next to them, he’ll suddenly pull them on top of him and tickle/cuddle them awake. If he’s not in the bed, he’ll crawl in next to them and whisper cute nonsense in their ear until they shut him up with a kiss.

To Be An Ass: Jumps on the bed and pelts them with pillows.

Leviathan

Normally: Very reluctant to actually wake them up so he’ll just let them sleep more often than not. If they want to get up with Levi around, they’ll just have to set an alarm to do it.

In Urgency: Very insistent shaking and whispers. If they’re a really heavy sleeper then he may pull them up with his tail while squishing their cheeks until they open their eyes.

To Be Sweet: Cuddles them close and buries his face in their chest or shoulder while murmuring their name again and again. May try to press a kiss or two on their neck or cheek if he’s feeling daring, but then the heat from his cheeks alone will definitely do the rest of the work for him.

To Be An Ass: Unplugs his headphones to whatever he’s playing and lets them wake up to the blaring sounds of monstrous roars and/or gunfire.

Satan

Normally: Very gentle with them, usually takes one of their hands and kisses their knuckles while stroking their cheek. Practically a fairytale wake-up, really.

In Urgency: Doesn’t so much as wake them as he just picks them up and starts carrying them wherever they need to be. If it’s an emergency, Satan has little patience to spare. Get up. Now.

To Be Sweet: His normal wake-up is already sweet but turns that up to eleven when he actually gets talking. Sweet nothings for days, all purred in that soothing tenor of his...

To Be An Ass: Has woken them up by flipping over the mattress before, but will only do so when supremely peeved.

Asmodeus

Normally: Wouldn’t dare ruin someone’s beauty sleep! He lets them wake up naturally whenever possible. If he must wake them then he does so as gently as possible, maybe even using strong but nicely scented smelling salts.

In Urgency: Yeaaah screw all that natural wake-up crap. If he has to get them up quick he’s loud and forceful, right behind Mammon. If he’s getting them up this way then ought to be for a very good reason, so don’t take it personally if he gets a little snippy.

To Be Sweet: Litters their face in kisses and ghosts his fingertips over their sides just feel them and give a bit of a tickle. Lots of giggling and nuzzles throughout.

To Be An Ass: Very rarely wakes them up this way, but will sometimes play a very raunchy song on his phone and put it up to their ear just to see if he can get them to wake up all blushy.

Beelzebub

Normally: As kind to them as he tends to be with Belphie, just with more success. Light shakes to the shoulder and says their name, but not too loud. Pretty standard, but not a terrible wake-up.

In Urgency: Another one to just pick them up and carry them. If they need a change of clothes, he’ll snag that too, but changing can happen later. Moving happens now. He’s at least kind enough not to shock them awake in the process...

To Be Sweet: Brings them breakfast in bed and waves the food under their nose until they wake up. May kiss them too to speed the process along (or else he’ll eat it all himself).

To Be An Ass: Never. … Well, his stomach may wake them up if he gets too hungry, but that’s hardly his fault now is it?

Belphegor

Normally: Pffffffffft…. Belphie wake them up? Wow, that’s a good one!! Get one thing straight, it’s normally the other way around and if he does have to wake them up he’ll just curl up in bed next to them. Get an alarm clock.

In Urgency: Grabs them by the foot and drags them out of bed. Sometimes has the courtesy to put a blanket or something under them so they don’t get a carpet burn but don’t hold your breath.

To Be Sweet: The sweetest he gets is just letting them sleep, sometimes he’ll trace their cheeks with his fingertips or leave soft pecks over their closed eyes but he never intends to wake them. His goal is to join them in bed soon enough, after all.

To Be An Ass: If they get to sleep and he doesn’t, he’ll feel jealous and bang on pots and pans to wake them up. Always meets their angry glare with a shit-eating grin on his face...

[madmadmilk]

fic title: vibe check

Title: “Vibe Check”

Pairing: Peter Parker/Spider-Man x Reader (college aged)

Genre: Stupids WorldWide, Romance tho

Sorta-Summary:

you’ve always wanted to be famous. you don’t try to make it happen, but always just think about what it would be like. some 5-minutes of fame kinda thing. 

that would be cool, right?????????? 

well, you got your shining moment when the video of you “accidentally “getting fucking punched by Spider-Man goes viral. It’s hilariously captioned, “Vibe Check.”

pffffffffft.

ok, ok, ok, he was saving the city in regular chaotic spidey fashion,,, when The Bad Guy ran in front of you while being chased by the masked hero... and dodged faster than anyone thought he could. hell, spider-man didn’t even catch it. your face caught his fucking fist. you got knocked flat on the ground 💀

i mean, maybe he did notice at the last fraction of a second cos you were able to walk away with only a black eye, sore bum, and sprained wrist lol.

spidey quickly wraps up the baddies in webbing and runs back, scooping you up and personally escorting you to the ER. you laugh through the pain as he apologizes profusely through a mask. his voice is muffled and worried.

he waits for you to be checked up and offers to take you home and you wave your hands, “no, no, i’m not... gonna ‘swing’ through the city. no offense.”

“That’s fair,” he laughs, scratching the back of his neck.

“Do... do you mind lifting up the mask?” you ask.

“No! no, i can’t do that––” he shakes his hand stepping back from you.

“Oh, no, no. i just want to be able to hear you properly,” you point towards your lips, “ like just this part?”

“uhm,” he stands still, letting you reach to unfurl the bottom half . your index finger drags down his check.

“better.” you say softly. 

Spider man smiles, very cutely  you note, and he takes your bag, clearing his throat.

“Uhm, do you want to get coffee or something? ice cream?”

you laugh, your eye aching dully, “Yeah, you owe me one of those at least.”

His shoulders hunch as he waves his hands again, “oh my god, i’m so sorry!”

you shake your head, pushing your hair back with your swollen, bandaged wrist. people are starting to stare, at you–– the one from the video, and spider-man, apologizing profusely. 

you walk close to him, attracted to his goofy personality, despite having wrecked your face, and tease,

“you better have a wallet in that suit somewhere.”

and that gets him to smile, holding a hand up.

“spidey credit”

Send me a fic title and I’ll tell you what I’d write for it 🌿

[currentlyreadingmanga]

Toilet-bound Hanako-kun Chapter 18: Mitsuba (Part 1)

Previously: we wrapped up the little mermaid arc. Hanako and Yashiro’s relationship continues to evolve while they figure out where they stand and how they want to move forward. In relation to that, Hanako confirmed that the person he killed was his younger twin brother and he promised to tell Yashiro the whole story in the future. We also met what I assume will be our complete group of antagonists (at least for the time being): Natsuhiko, Sakura and Hanako’s brother. Their dynamic so far seems to be (surprisingly) quite playful and lively, but also Hanako’s brother murdered the puffer fish with such glee that I just  (;;⚆_⚆)

Now onto the next chapter!

Welp, I didn’t intend to take another long break but life happened and I have the attention span of a goldfish. As a way to also make myself stick to a schedule, I’m gonna try my best to do these recaps as regularly as possible. We’ll see how that goes.

This time we open with Kou and his friends talking about a rumor that says that the entrance to the middle school is haunted. I’m guessing this means that this arc will be a little more Kou-centric? Especially since he and Hanako were the ones in the cover of this new volume. I wonder if he’s gonna do his own thing with Hanako and/or Yashiro chiming in like in The Young Exorcist Arc, because that would be cool.

Okay, so apparently the ghost grabs you when you’re changing your shoes. And judging by the ominous “Hey” speech bubble, I’m guessing this rumor is true just like the others, then (not like I was expecting anything else, but still) Also Kou’s friends are very cute, they look like they deserve hair ruffles.

(ﾟдﾟ；) Σ(ﾟДﾟ|||) JFC that’s much more terrifying that I thought it would be. Also!!! does that head angle give anyone else crooked man vibes? no? because it’s giving me some horrible flashbacks to that game.

The chapter cover page here is that image (from ch 16) that has our three babies looking ready to tell some ghost stories. I wonder if it’s something that this site did or if the volume itself repeats this page. Nevertheless, I still love this page, they look very very cute.

The title this time is “Mitsuba”, which sounds like a name and I’m only saying that because I think I might have heard of another character with that name. Then again, my japanese is very limited, so I could be completely wrong. If it IS a name, I’m guessing it’s gonna be our crooked man’s over there since most chapters so far were named after the different supernaturals. 

Moving on, Kou shows the ghost that he decided to mess with the wrong guy by promptly throwing them against the shoe lockers. RIP ghost (again).

Oh! Kou says that the ghost is wearing a school uniform, so he was possibly a student here. Interesting! Now, we don’t know when this boy died, but this means that Hanako isn’t the only ghost that has an attachment to this school. The question then would be why this boy is here specifically and not somewhere else.

OH!!!!!! There he is!! He’s the pink-haired boy, right?? Okay, so, it’s been a while, but I mentioned that I had seen two spoilers when my instagram feed decided to betray me. One was Hanako’s brother and the other was this boy here! I saw him two times in two pieces of fanart with Kou. I didn’t know he would appear so soon! Ohhhhhh that’s exciting! I’m guessing he must be important in some way, right? He looks really cute! and now I feel bad about the crooked man comment (even though his neck really looked kinda funky in that one panel). Are they gonna become friends?? Is Kou gonna expand his friend list to two (2) ghost friends?.......oh, god, I hope Teru doesn’t object to this one too. Well, no, I don’t think he would; he wants to exorcise Hanako because he considers him a danger to the school (and I’m not saying that Hanako doesn’t have the power to hurt others but like…….his brother really seems like the bigger threat right now ngl……...Although, do they even know about him? Because we know that Kou’s grandmother (?) was the one to seal Hanako away and his family knows that he killed “someone”, but do they know about his twin?)

Hey, there’s my other two children! So they are gonna be involved in this arc as well, cool.

OMFG KOU! Sweetie, no! Like, I get it, he’s a ghost that tried to grab you and he could have hurt someone but he looks so helpless, like a scared puppy! I get tying him up but was the duct tape on the face really necessary? I mean, no one else besides the other supernaturals and Yashiro and Teru would have heard him, right? I can’t even be mad at him tho, look at how excited he is about catching a ghost  ಥ‿ಥ    

Anyway, it seems like he went to Hanako to check how he could deal with the ghost. And awwww!! It’s because he doesn’t want to exorcise him, either! He’s really committed to this new path, huh? Good on you, Kou, I’m so proud. 

Hanako gives the boy a long silent look and tells Kou that since the ghost is there probably because of some unfinished business, that means he should help him solve whatever they are. I mean, if countless movies have taught me anything, it is that this plan should probably work.

Omfg Kou just keeps yanking this little ghost boy around. Please be careful with the ghost child. Yashiro shows her concern over the idea (understandable, Kou can be overly enthusiastic and we don’t know anything about this new boy). Hanako says it’ll be fine and he also confirms that the boy is not really dangerous now (the “now” is kinda concerning, though (⚆.⚆) …..but then again, since I saw him and Kou in fanarts, I’m guessing things will turn out okay), and that if things take a turn for the worse, it’s just more work for him because he’s the mediator. Hmmm, that’s quite a solemn look on his face. I think he mentioned this when we met the mokke as Yousei-san, but he wants to avoid killing/getting rid off apparitions whenever possible, right? That’s why having Yashiro as his assistant works in his favour. So that means that he probably doesn’t want to have to “deal” with this ghost, but since that’s the nature of his role, he has no other choice if push comes to shove.

(ALSO, this is a side note but it just hit me: since Hanako doesn’t seem to know this ghost, that means that he’s new? or maybe that he recently acquired the ability to manifest? could it be because of the rumors? like, he was just doing his own thing and suddenly the rumors forced him to haunt the entrance?)

Anyway, we cut back to Kou and ghost boy.

Omfg this poor child. Kou, please untie him before he starts crying.

……………………………...oh my god. I- well, I expected many things but this was not one of them. Like, he has every right to be angry but wow this child has a mouth on him. But also it could be because of the way it’s translated but it’s very funny to me that his insults range from “i hope you drop dead” to “dummy head” pffft.

I-..... He’s really nothing like I expected omg what. Sweetie, breath, trust me when I say Kou would be one of the last people to even think about doing something like that.

OMFG I JUST SCROLLED

Pffffffffft why is that so funny?? I can’t be the only one that  read that in the spongebob narrator voice.

But yeah, it looks like he got it all out of his system. Now Kou is trying to maintain his “cool guy facade” so that ghost boy will respect him (I think it’s gonna take more than that to achieve it, but we’ll see). He also tells him that he comes from a family of exorcists but that backfires spectacularly because the boy basically calls him an otaku. RIP Kou, he really can’t catch a break pffft

Ghost boy keeps being sassy and that makes Kou threaten him with his staff. Good thing he doesn’t know that it’s sealed and that it doesn’t really work.

Hey! His name really is Mitsuma (thank god, I can finally stop calling him ghost boy). He really isn’t the cooperative type, huh? Also what’s that bottom left face omfg Please just let Kou know, he just wants to help.

Like, I know they’re brothers but wow Kou looks so much like Teru right here, scary face and all. But yeah, anyway. A picture? Like, he lost a picture that he treasured? Or maybe he wants to take one? Or he wanted to take a picture with someone else?

Ohhhh, okay. So he was part of the photography club and there was a picture he wanted to take before he died. Or so he thinks. So like, do you lose part of your memories when you die? If so, could it be because of the passage of time or as defense mechanism of some sort? If his camera is still at the club, then that probably means that he was a student here not too long ago.

We cut to Kou helping Mitsuba take some pictures (and being attacked by birds in the process), And from the looks of it, it’s all on purpose and Mitsuba is having way too much fun with the power he has lol Kou, in turn, keeps zapping him with his staff when Mitsuba gets too cocky. Boy, these two already have quite the dynamic, I can’t even imagine how chaotic they’re gonna get in the future.

Kou then points out that Mitsuba has taken pictures of scenery and animals but none of people. Mitsuba admits that pictures of people are better if you want to win awards but then cuts himself off. Hmmm. Does he like to take pictures of nature better because of his artistic style or could there be a deeper meaning behind it? 

Here’s your reminder that I really really love Kou  ಥ‿ಥ He’s such a good boy I just  ಥ‿ಥ  ಥ‿ಥ 

“I’ll pass” PFFFFFFFFFFT these two give me whiplash, I swear. Mitsuba is freaking brutal (and I’m kinda living for it ngl).

Hey, one of Kou’s friends, Yokoo, is back! 

Oh????? Did Mitsuba went to the school recently? Were they in the same year??? Kou didn’t look like he recognized him, so maybe he was in a different class?

Ah, they actually were in the same class during their first year. Is Kou in his last year of middle school? So….they were in the same class two years ago? 

Oh no. Mitsuba died sometime last winter in an accident. It looks like he has a big scar on the back of his neck; if that’s how he died, it seems like it was quite painful. This poor child ;; Yokoo mentions that they weren’t really that close to him (and that’s very clear considering Kou’s reaction). I wonder why Mitsuba didn’t say anything. But then again, Kou didn’t really give him any signals to work with, I guess he just decided to keep quiet.

Oh! It looks like Kou is remembering something now that he’s been reminded. 

oh my god…...look at them…….babies ;;; they look so young ;;;;;; what happen??? why did they stop talking?? just because they were in different classes?

Oh, that’s…….that’s heartbreaking. To desperately reach out, again and again, and to come out empty handed every time. And I feel like it’s such a common fear too, the possibility of being forgotten by everyone you care about. That would be such a hit to your own self-worth. Oh, sweetheart….This poor baby needs so many hugs.

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz ep 400 - 404 lb

now, let’s see what fresh hell my idiot children have raised in the one week i left them unsupervised! 

ep 400 (30.10.17)

ok you know what, i reallllllly do not care about this lameass shivika plot. i didn’t care one week ago when i was watching in real time, and now one week later, i literally couldn’t give less of a fuck. ugh. already disgruntled at having to sit through this garbage. 

YOU FUCKERS SHOULD BE CONCENTRATING ON RIKARA, PAR NAHI, IDHAR BHI APNE AINVAYIII KE ISSUES. HONESTLY. THINK ABOUT SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOURSELVES FOR 4 MINUTES. AND IF YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT YOURSELVES, THINK PROPERLY LIKE NORMAL MARRIED COUPLES, AND GO BANG. GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD. 

ugh ok i really don’t care about anika’s nonsense mental issues when there’s literally so many other problems. fwding this bs. 

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas, rikara!!!!!!!! 

i am honestly so emosh rn. 😭😭😭

yaaaaaaas baby girl! call him out on his bs! 

ok can’t help but feel a little bad for kunal’s kamar in this scene. is it just me or is he ladkhadaayiing a bit? 

UGH GTFO SHIVIKA I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU TWO RN UNLESS YOU’RE FUCKING. 

anika has legittttttttttttt lost her goddamned mind. honestly, what the fuck have they done to my girl???? 

IS THIS HONESTLY AN ISSUE???? LIKE???? I CAN’T EVEN WITH THESE TWO ASSHOLES RIGHT NOW. JUST GTFO MY SCREEN BEFORE I RAGE QUIT WATCHING THIS EP. 

lmao ok kunal ki saaas phul rahi hai, someone give the poor boy a sec to catch his breath. 

YAS GAURI ASKKKKKKKKKKKK HIMMMMMMMM 

pffffffft, don’t even talk about shivika’s ishqbaazi rn gauri, coz... i just can’t. 

“WOH DONO EK DUSRE KO NEECHA NAHI DIKHAATE KABHI.”

ok someone needs to sit gauri down and tell her all of bade bhaiyya ke puraane paap. 

and rudra’s just going snip-happy on ajay’s car like a toddler in crafts class. best. 

ok ruvya nonsense is what i care about least in this show so fwd fwd fwd. 

this trope of shit getting stuck in each other’s jewelry and what not is literally the worst. 

OK RUDRA NEEDS TO BE GIVEN ONE TIGHT SLAP. WHY THE FUCK IS BHAVYA EVEN PUTTING UP WITH THIS BS? SHE JUST NEEDS TO TELL SHIVAAY WHAT’S UP AND GTFO THE STUPID “BOND” CLAUSE. 

god i’m just so mad at heterosexuality rn. all these ppl just need to leave each other alone already, coz together, they just make each other and everyone else miserable as fuck. 

YAS GAURI. TEAR THAT DUPATTA. FREE YOURSELF FROM THE SHACKLES OF THE HEGEMONIC INSTITUTION THAT IS MATRIMONY IN THE DESI SOCIETYYYYYYYYYYYY

why am i being forced to watch this utter TRASH that is this shivika plot? it’s literally worse than the ruvya plot. #bloodyUNSAHIKKABLE (something for my southie peeps there.) 

never thought i’d relate SO MUCH with shivaay during an argument, but hey, here we are. matlab facepalm kar kar ke mera toh mooh hi laal ho gaya hai. 

ok what even is this editing? ffs, kuch toh transition effect daalo scenes ke beech mein. 

oh gauriiiiiiii, my baby girl, don’t cryyyyyyyyy. mera dillll jaltaaa haiiiiii. i can’t bear to see you like this. 😥😥😥😢😢😢

ok i can’t bear his crying either, but he deserves to cry a little, so dil pe patthar rakh ke seh loongi main. 

GOD SRSLY ANIKA YOU NEED TO GROW UP. 

great. usko bhi pakad ke taana and issue. shivaay just leave her be. let her go eat something and she’ll calm the fuck down in time and come find you. 🙄🙄🙄

i’m just fwding this garbage, because after EVERYTHING they went though, if she still doesn’t trust him, phir mujhe kuch nahi kehna. honestly, so done with this. 

ok just in case i didn’t hate men enough in this episode, ajay’s here to MAKE SURE ki koi kasar reh toh nahi gayi. 😒😒😒

okay fuckkkkk offf shitty ajayyyyyyy, with your crappy unibrow. 

OMFG HAATH LAGAAYA, SAALE KAMEENE HIMMAT KAISE HUIIIIII KAAAT KE GANDE NAALI MEIN NA PHENK DOON MAIN

ok this grownass man has been TOLD the issue to his face and he’s still like “idk why she’s mad at me?????” why are men like thisssss????? 

god why won’t this shitty ass episode enddddddddddddddd??? 400th episode my ass. 

waah, bhavya’s gonna solve the mysteries of the feminine mind for bhaiyya. 

lol this little golu molu baby sardar. what a cutie. 

this show really nails their casting of kids. highly surprising how all of them are non annoying. 

YOU KNOW HOW YOU CAN BRING BACK HER KHOYA HUA CONFIDENCE? BY SEXING HER. SO PLEASE. GET TO IT. MATLAB, TUM AADMI HO YA PAJAMA?!!?!

GOD FINALLLLLLLLLLY THIS DAMN EPISODE IS FUCKING OVER. HALLELUJAH. 

ep 401 (31.10.17)

aaaaaaaand golu molu is back. 

shivaay, don’t you have enough issues in your life???? ek aur issue ke beech mein taang adaa rahe ho???? go talk to your stupid wife.  

... is there a reason he got outta costume for this???? 

and god the ugly blue filter. hate. HAAAAAAAAATE. WHY DO THEY USE IT EVERY TIME THESE TWO HAVE A SCENE IN THIS LOCATION????? IT’S SO FUCKING UGLY. 

man do i haaaave to watch this???? he’s just gonna be all i promise ill love you when you’re old and blah blah blah physical looks don’t matter dil matters and blah blah. 

“i’m not trying, i AM cute.” 

pffffffffft. ek toh overconfidence ki hadh. you’re not even that cute. doosra, bebe!Anika is this close to taking off her chandni and beating all the cute outta you. 

my god i cannot be gladder than i am to be utterly single rn, coz jesus above, being in a relationship looks fucking exhausting. yahaan mujhse apne emotions aur issues jhele nahi jaate, and you have to be deal with someone elses’ neuroses too???? no thanks. 

i am baby!sardar and he is me. utterly sick of these ppl and screaming “meri jaan baksh do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” 

called shivaay’s nonsense speech almost down to the word. not feeling particularly proud about it tho, coz that just means the writing of this show is just thaaaaat thakela. 

OMG ANIKA WHICH OTHER WOMAN WOULD EVEN WANT THIS STUPID GODFORSAKEN DEMON OF A MAN?????????? HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF THAT????????? THAT LITERALLY NO OTHER WOMAN IN ON GOD’S GREEN EARTH CAN TOLERATE HIM????? 

ok i swear to god rudra needs to get hit by a bus or something. #freeBhavya

WHY WON’T THIS STUPID SCENE END OMG

fwding. don’t care. gimme gauri. NOW. NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW. 

OOOOH. WHY’S BULBUL COMING TO OMKI????? is she realising that she’d rather be married to repentant hottie shaayar rather than ugly unibrow handsy fucker???

ok. clue has been given that richa is the reason. use your goddamn brain now, omki. 

god his sexyyyyy agony whisper voice. it’s doing things to meeeeeeee. 😍😍😍

haaaaaye his face. be still my beating heart. 

of course. ajay is daksh 2.0, but not even half as entertaining. 

i miss daksh, man. after svetlana, he’s the most lolz delivering waala villain this show has ever had. 

OK WHAT EVEN IS THIS OUTFIT GAURI IS WEARING LORD ABOVE NA SAR HAI NA PAIR, JAANE KAISE TEEN CHAAR CHICHDE JOD DIYE HAI AUR USKO “OUTFIT” BULA RAHE HO

angsty sexyyyyyyyyyyyyy eyes are being maaaaaade. 😭😭😭

and ugly ajay is noticinggg and grinding his teeth all shivaay-style. 

ughhhhh ajay you’re the fucking worst. i really fucking hope the oberois go to town on you and repeatedly kick you in the nuts. 

ok shivaay’s outfit has actually made me go blind and i’m now watching this episode with my mann ki aankhein. 😣😣😣

shivaay still can’t understand the concept of consent and free will. honestly, i think this idiot needs to have the point beaten into him. 

aisi time par bhi isko shayari sooj rahi hai. emo!maxxxxx only my son is. 

“mujhse vaada karo hum aur kuch nahi karenge.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BOY DO YOU NOT KNOW YOUR OBEROI KIN AT ALL??????? SHAADI KHUD KI HO YA KISI AUR KI, TAMASHA TOH KARNA HI HAI! 

omfgggggggg anika, COZ PYAAAR (woh bhi aisa ek number ka ghatiyaaaa “pyaar”) ISN’T EVERYTHING IN LIFE OK????  

ok anika just don’t give a fuck anymoreeee. 

aaaaaaaaaaaaand the wig is offfff.

why’s gauri shocked? she fully knew anika was here? they slept in the same bed??? 

ajay is the shivaay of bareilly. all authoritative and shouty and shiz. pity that the real shivaay is here, and about to teach him how it’s really done. 

LMAO MAAAAAAAAAA IS LIKE “I DIDN’T KNOW NOTHING! MAIN TOH ALLAH MIYAAN KI GAAAIII HOON!!” 😂😂���😂

shivaay’s having a haaaaaard time controlling himself. teeth grinding and eye rolling to the max. 

lololololololol looks like ajay’s maa itself shall be cockblocking him. 

“THA NAHI. HOON.” 

daaaaaaaaaayum son! 

LMAO SHIVAAY’S FACE LIKE “I TRIED, MAN. I TRIED.” 

styyyyyylish and tadi-filled removal of pagdis and wigs. 

god kunal, tumhe koi haq nahi banta ki tum itne khoobsurat lago. NOT FAIR! 😫😫😫😫

lol nakuul’s champu hair, compared to the other two’s faaaaaahbulous, totally-unaffected-by-pagdi hair. 

obligatory ‘haaye my beautiful boys!’ waala shot. 😍😍😍

gauri be like WHY ARE MY SASURAAL WAALE SUCH FREAKSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OMG

EP 402 (01.11.17)

LMAO like whaaaaaaaat trip is ajay even on? she’s HIS wife, not yours. what “cheeeen lega” and all??? kuch bhi. chal hatt, chutiya kahinka. 

can’t wait for obros to hand ajay’s ass to him. coz he’s quite honestly asking for it. 

hee hee hee, i shall always get a kick outta shivaay jumping men who have like at least half a foot on him and trying to fight them. my smol fighty baby. 

OMFG OMKARA KO CHAANTA. AB TOH NAHI BACHEGA TU BETA. AB TOH TICKET KATAA HI LE WAAPSI KI. 

WHY’S RUDRA STOPPING SHIVAAY???? BRO, YOU’RE SUPP TO JUMP AJAY TOO???? MY GOD, NIKKAMMA KA NIKAMMA ONLY THIS IDIOT BOY IS. WHEN YOU GONNA START PULLING YOUR DAMN WEIGHT AROUND HERE, ASSHOLE???????????????

awwww man shivaay’s face is making me cryyyyyyyyyyyyyy. 😭😭😭😭

OMG OMG OMGGGGGGGG BULBUL CALLING OUT TO BADE BHAIYYE #MYBROTPLIVES #shivriHameshaAmarRahe

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS BITCCCCCCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

ab baby bulbul ne aadesh diya hai tohhh... 

lol bulbul’s bloodlust will not be satisfied with just the one obro. she wants them ALL to go to town on these bareilly bastards. and that’s allllllllll the encouragement hubs needs. 

how awesome is this shot of bulbul and her three protectors tho! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

gimme some shots of anika and bhavya kicking ass too plz??? 

ugh no, they’re relegated to cheerleaders. how lame. 

LMAO GAURI’S HAPPINESS AT THE CHAOS, FADING AWAY AT RICHA/MUKESH’S WTF FACES HAHAHAHA

shivaay’s like bro i’ve had enough of this small town bs. can we gtfo here pls? 

god i realllllly hate gauri’s outfit. it’s drowninggggg her tiny frame. 

“hum waapas nahi jaa sakte.” 

lmao everyone’s faces like “behen itna maar dhaar karne se pehle nahi bol sakti thi???? phukat mein energy waste.”  

i really love how shivaay is having waaaaaaay more of a devastated reaction than om at gauri not coming back. 

protip to shivaay: just legally adopt gauri (like you did sahil), so she’ll be your sister no matter what the fuck goes on in the rikara marriage. 

... we’re back in OM? 

oh yes we are. unless shivaay authoritatively makes hot chocolate for ppl in others’ kitchens as well. 

ok that sleeved vest looks really bad under THAT kurta, shivaay. 

shivaay, ever heard of giving someone (anyone!) personal space? no? ok cool. 

CAN A MAN ANGSTILY MOPE IN THE DARK ABOUT HIS WIFE MARRYING SOMEONE ELSE IN PEACE? PLEASE???!?!?!!!!!!

heavy vibes of post-ishaana kadhi-chawal scene no? 

still one of my eternal fave obro scenes. (“main iss baare mein baat nahi karna chahta!” *talks about it for 2 hours*)

“hota hai.”

haan is ghar mein toh aksar hota hai, ki biwi kisi aur se shaadi karne chali jaati hai, lekin NORMAL LOGON KE SAATH aisa nahi hota. 

oh boyyyyyy, shivaay ke khurafaati dimaag mein idea. 

meanwhile gauri is doing full intezaam of bhaagna from there. 

gosh gauri, since when are you such a terrible liar???

maa is doing everything she can to cover bitiyaa’s ass. love it. 

ajayyyyy doesn’t even wanna marry her???? then why’s he so insistenttttt????? 

STOP LYING TO HER SHIVAAY. FOR FUCKS SAKE HAVE YOU LEARNTTTTTTTTT NOTHINGGGGGG. GOD. 

“shankar ji apni chiraiyya ka dhyaan rakhlenge.”

YUP. IN THE FORM OF BADE BHAIYAAAAAA. WHO’S FLYING OVER AS WE SPEAK TO SAVE HIS BABY BIRD. 

omg how daaaaaaare he LIE TO HER FACE LIKE THIS. BITCH, ONE. YOU A HELLA SUCKY LIAR. AND TWO. SHE KNOWS YOUR DUMB ASS BETTER THAN YOU KNOW YOURSELF. 

“WE GOT OURSELVES A BULBUL TO KIDNAP.”

god this asshole really going to fucking kidnap gauri. srsly, it’s like he learned nothing from his first wedding. 

“yaar hum raat ko ghee lene jaa rahe hai????” 

LOLOLOL

fuck, my hearttttttttttt. god i love these stupidass boys so much. 

ooooooooooh gauri is overhearinggggg. 

YAAAAAAAAAS BULBUL YOU BEAT THE F OUTTA THIS ASSHOLE. 

pffffffffft, oh nowwwww she wants to call omkiiiiiii. 

of course he won’t pick up. girl, this is why you should depend on no man. 

ugh the cgi for the helicopter is so terrible. 

lol gauri has emptied her whole wardrobe into making escape waali rassi. she’s seen golmaal (puraana waala, not the chutiya new ones) one too many times i think. 

pffffffffffft waise toh bada kidnapping ka plan bana raha tha??? karne ka time aaya toh shivaay is just standing there frozen and other two just pushed him to side and moved on. 

LMAO HER INNER MONOLOGUE I LOVE GAURIIIIIIIIIII SO MUCH 

LOLOLOLOL HE WAS GONNA BUST INTO A SHER AND RUDRA’S FRUSTRATION

“YEH KAISA AADMI HAI???? BHAABI MUBARAK HO, HUM AAPKO KIDNAP KARNE AAYE HAI.” LMAOOOOOOOOOO

be still my beating heart! 😍😍😍😍

omfg ommmmmmmmmm you idiot her headdddddddddd!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand great. ajay and minions are here. ugh. 

obros exchanging “it’s go time!!!!!!” faces. 

wow. that was hella easy. 

ep 403 (02.11.17)

wow, gauri still hasn’t regained consciousness? maybe you shoulda taken her to a doctor for a ct scan or something first.

“bhaiyya, aur koi illegal kaam karna hai ya main sone jaaon?” LMAO 

anika’s detective dimaag is on during half-sleep also. AMAZING. 

but never fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! billu’s here to romance it outta her. haaaaaaye.

ugh. fuck these two ridiculously attractive assholes who won’t bang and insist on killing me with sexual tension. 

uh ohhhhhhhh, billu made a boo boo! wife is on to him!

omg look how tiny shrenu’s feeeeet are! 

ugh my heart. can these two just be happy now... pleaseeeee. they’re the life raft i have to tie myself to now that shivika are... just... idk what. 

snort. fucking idiot. 

“japan mere zehen main hai kyunki it’s my favt. country. wahan ki jo mount fuji hai na, it’s a really good mountain! mujhe wahan ka khaana bhi bohut pasand hai!”

LMAO WHAT IS THIS A NIBANDH HE WROTE FOR INTERNATIONAL DAY AT SCHOOL????? 

omfggggg “sabudaana vada khaaya hai tumne japan ka???” hahahahahahaha

I NEED SPACE?????? BITCH GO MAKE AN OBEROI COLONY ON MARS THEN. BADA AAYA SPACE MAANGNE WAALA. 

IDGI???? WHY CAN’T YOU JUST TELL HER GAURI’S IN THE HOUSE???? WHAT DOES IT EVEN MATTER????? 

goddddd anika, why must you discuss all your marriage matters with some other person???? 

lol anika calling bhavya out on knowing rudra wasn’t home last night haha

ouffffff anika, you really need to get a hobby. like, take up watercolours. or knitting. maybe get a pet. horseriding?you need SOMETHING to distract you from the fuckery that is this house and your weirdass marriage. 

LMAO RUDRA “usually kidnapping ke baad phiroti ke liye call karte hai. main karoon kya???” 

“BIWI HAI MERI, GHADDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” 😂😂😂😂

“we have to keep it under wraps”... MAYBE START BY CLOSING YOUR DAMN DOOR?!?!!?!? 

lolololol man i’m loving the return of omRu scenes. i reallyyyyy missed these two together. 

OMFG OM EK TOH SHE’S UNCONSCIOUS UPAR SE YOU’RE WRAPPING HER AND STASHING HER IN A CUPBOARD????

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the sisters are here. with their shak waali nazrein. 

the face on an honest man who isn’t lying his pants off. amazing. 

oh hooooooo anikaaaa, you’re so annoyinggggg when you get like this. 

pfffffffft. brothers are here. ab hoga tamasha. 

LMAO AND TAMASHAAA IT IS. THE WAY HE FAINTED ONTO THE BED HAHAHAHAH 

ouff the amount of nautanki. 

LMAO THE WAY HE GOT UP ALL FINE AND THEN REMEMBERED HE WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE AND FELL AGAIN LOLOLOLOL

lol for first time rudra is doing bagaavat against his eternal master bhaabi

OMFG THE WAY RUDRA JUST PICKED HIM UP AND TOOK HIM I AM DYING HAHAHAHAHA

ohhhhh boy she’s going back into om’s room. 

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand caught! 

OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA “DEKHO KAUN AAYA HAI!!!! GAURI! AA GAYI!” HAHAHAHAHHAHHA I AM FUCKING DYING OMG HAHAHAHAHA

ok, what exactly is anika’s problem here? she also wanted gauri to come back? matlab... i really don’t get her newfangled issues these days. 

kabhi nahi socha tha ki yeh din bhi dekhne padenge where i’d be on shivaay’s side during arguments. waah re prabhu, teri leela. 

gauri’s having a legit “main kahaaan hoon?” moment. 

great anika has taken her lecturebaaazi outside to the devars. she’s really getting on my last nerve these days. 

like i get her point and all, but behen, tum apne buddhi waale dhong se kaunsa usko izzat-o-aabroo se lene gayi thi???? matlab kuchhhhh bhi.

lmao anika ki toh tain tain phisssssssssssss ho gayiiii. 

and lolololol look at this idiot boy who’s not even hugging her back, he’s just like OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO SOMEONE TELL ME?!?!!?!?! 

lmao shivaay’s look of triumph. he’s literally likeeeee 

ouff ok gauri, heavy on the mythological references this early in the morning. 

lmaoooo shivaay knocking om on the back for the patti thing. matlab, when sso thinks you’re being a little extra, know you’ve gone truly overboard. 

ugh ok she forgave him already??? itnaaa bhi lightly nahi jhaadna tha matter ko. 

anika be like behen, y u no tell plan? ainvayiiii mein moral science lecture diye phir rahi thi.

ok i really thought the anika learns about gauri title was about the chutki secret, but siiiiiiiiigh. 

aaaaaand these two are fighting. 

“aise hi rehna hai???? sudharna nahi hai???” 

lol 1 crore ka sawaal pooch diya tumne anikaaaa

god you two, this relationship is fucking exhausting and i’m just a passive witness to it. I CAN’T EVEN IMAGINE BEING IN IT.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND THERE GO THE PHONES. 

ep 404 (03.11.17)

servants of the house be thinking ‘itne din se kitchen achcha khaasa saaf-sutra tha. lo aa gaye phir gandh machaane.’

godddddddddddddd rudra’s besura singing.

shivaay’s being hella relatable these days.

ok i really don’t like this shakki biwi nonsense of anika’s. like, stop ruining my girl pls. 

awwww my chiraiyya and her bhaujai. 

um, why is this person dressed literally in pinky’s clothes??? 

ok i don’t caaaaaaaaare about this nonsenseeeeee. fwding. 

what even is happening?? you two have been married for like 3 hours and are still fucking up on a minute by minute basis. bade aaye rudra ko marriage advice dene waale. 

I HATE THIS GARBAGE TROPE OF MEN IN DRAG ON INDIAN TV. DAMN YOU KAPIL SHARMA FOR STARTING THIS NONSENSE. A PLAGUE UPON YOUR (ILLEGALLY CONSTRUCTED) HOUSE!

lol shivaay and om inspecting the custard in the bg as if it’s some huuuuge lab experiment or something. 

..... god anikaaaa, you’re a fucking idiot. 

lmao bhavya’s such an enabler. 

ouffff gauri, not you toooooooooooo. 

anika idiot, custard toh lekar bhaagti. 

he’s not gonna catch her. and this is gonna create a huge big raita. *siiiiiiiiiigh*

calllled it. 

bhavya, my sweet, please find yourself a better man. you deserve sooooooooooo much better. 

OMFG SHIVAAY PUT THE FUCKING PLATE DOWN. FUCKING IDIOT. 

GOD THIS IS THE STUPIDEST PLOT EVER ITS FUCKING 4 AM WHY AM I WATCHING THIS GARBAGE 

NOWWWWWWWWW WE TALKINGGGGGG 😏😏😏😏

oooooooooooooooh the chutkiiiiiiii photooooooooooooooo. 

SHE’S IN THE SAME HOUSE WITH YOU. SHE’S MISSED YOU TOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BABIESSSSSSS!!!! MY TWO GIRLSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

EVERY TIME I THINK OF THEM BEING SISTERS FOR REAL, MY HEART OVERFLOWS WITH FEELS

abbe, seedha seedha custard deke jaa na; yeh senti waala lecture kisko sunna hai.

that custard is fucking LIQUID. matlab, set hone tak toh sabrrr karta bro???? 

GOD I HATE THIS NONSENSE OF THE GIRL SAYING SOMETHING WHEN SHE MEANS SOMETHING ELSE. I KNOW WE DO THIS SHIT A LOT BUT WE REALLY GOTTA STOP. MEN DON’T UNDERSTAND IT THE WAY OTHER GIRLS DO. THEY JUST DON’T. SO STOP IT. 

“400 episode ho gaye lekin anika abhi bhi yehi keh rahi hai ki SHIVAAAAY AAAP KYAAAA KAR RAHE HAI???”

i would laugh at the meta but i am too angry that you haven’t as much as made outttttttt yet. what the everlovingggg fuckkkkkkk. you ppl better bang before ep 500 so help me god. SO HELP ME GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ouffffff rudra, ever heard of personal space? you’re the worst. dafaaaa ho!

oh haaaaaaaaaai abhayyyyyy, you hotass demonchild. how you been???? actually, fuck you, where’s my girl tanya and how’s she been???? 

THIS IS LITERALLY DOODH AND JAM THAT HE’S FEEDING HER. LIKE.... IT’S ANNOYINGGGGG ME YOUGAIZ. IT’S ANNOYING ME SO MUCH. 

dayummmm, omki making sex eyes at wife. will i get my tharak fulfilled here first????? will omki shomki and chutki maarofy baazi first?!?!?! 

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!! I JUST MIGHTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! 😯😯😯

OMG FUCK YOU RUDRA MAY YOU NEVER HAVE ANOTHER ORGASM IN YOUR LIFE EVER AGAIN YOU STUPID COCKBLOCKER 😡😡😡😡

lmaooooo om’s glee when rudra finally left. i love this idiot child so much. 

UGH BAATEIN?!?!?!!? WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT BAATEIN?????GET BACK TO THE MAKING OUTTTTTTTTTTTT YOU STUPID NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[krat395]

The Legendary Tickle Monster (Chapter 1)

This story takes picks up where “A Long Time Coming” left off. In this story, Asriel gets to spend some long-awaited alone time with his father and he’s planning on bringing back their special father-son tickle bonding. Since Asriel started letting his mother tickle him like a little kid again, he feels it’s only fair if he lets his father do the same. :D

Undertale© Toby Fox.

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Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

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THE LEGENDARY TICKLE MONSTER

Chapter 1: Asgore’s “Tickle Monster Retirement” Ends! :D

 It is a Sunday morning at Toriel’s house and it is currently raining outside. Yesterday, Asriel, Chara, and Toriel completed many chores and had a fun morning and night full of laughter and tickles. Asriel and Chara are currently sleeping in their separate bedrooms and their alarms are about to go off in ten minutes. They also wake up at 9:00am on Sundays.

 It is currently 8:50am and Toriel is currently heading upstairs to Asriel’s bedroom. By the time Toriel arrived outside her son’s bedroom, she quietly opened the door and then crept over to his bed. Upon reaching Asriel’s bed, Toriel lifted her son’s blanket, sat down on his bed, lifted her son’s legs without waking him up, and then wrapped her left arm around his ankles.

 Toriel: Time to wake up Asriel. This is for calling me “Bigfoot” last night. *lightly tickles Asriel’s soles*

Asriel: *wakes up the moment his mother touches his soles* AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA!!!! CHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHARA!!!! NAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAT AGAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAIN!!!! AAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 Upon closer inspection, Asriel realized that his mother was actually the one tickling his feet.

 Asriel: MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAM?!!!! *SNORT* WHAHAAHHAHAAAHAT ARE *SNORT* YOU DOHOHOHOHOHOHOING?!!!! AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Toriel: Getting revenge sweetie! You didn’t think I was gonna let you get away with calling me “Bigfoot” did you?

 Last night, Toriel playfully punished Asriel and Chara for telling her she had big feet. Toriel DOES NOT being told she has big feet, so she decided to tickle Asriel and Chara as punishment for doing so. She tickled them thirty seconds for every time they told her that her feet were big and Asriel, who loves being tickled, purposely told his mother that her feet were big four additional times just so he could get tickled some more. However, Toriel caught on to Asriel’s scheme and decided NOT to tickle him last night for two of those four additional times… UNTIL NOW!

 Asriel: MAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAM!!!! PLEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEASE!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! THAHAHAHAHAHAAHAT TIHIHHIHHHIHICKLES SOHOHOHOHO MUCH!!!! AHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHA!!!!

Toriel: Oh I know it does sweetie! *tickles under his toes briefly*

Asriel: *SNORT* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

��A few seconds later, Chara came into Asriel’s bedroom to see what was going on. She was woken up by the sound of Asriel’s loud laughter and bleating.

 Chara: *enters room* What’s going on in here?

Asriel: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *SNORT* AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Toriel: Why good morning Chara. I’m just punishing Asriel for calling me “Bigfoot” last night!

Chara: Ooh! Can I help?

Toriel: Why of course my child!

 With that said; Chara made her way over to Asriel’s bed and tickled her brother’s fluffy tummy while Toriel continued tickling his feet.

 Asriel: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! *SNORT* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *SNORT* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!

 For one minute, Toriel tickled Asriel’s feet while Chara tickled his tummy. Toriel thought it was so wonderful that Chara wanted to help her punish Asriel for his hilariously unexpected remarks about her “ginormous” feet last night.

 Asriel: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! I’M SOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOORRY MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *SNORT* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *gets tickled in between his toes AND gets his bellybutton tickled* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

Toriel: Alright honey, I think he’s learned his lesson. Besides, your father is going to be here soon and I’d like Asriel to have breakfast before he leaves.

Chara: Ok Mom. *Toriel and Chara stop tickling Asriel*

Asriel: *laughing fades*

Toriel: Did you learn your lesson young man?

Asriel: Um, sure. *makes a large innocent but yet still guilty looking smile*

Toriel: Good. I know I said I wasn’t going to tickle you more for what you did last night. But let’s face it; you’re too cute not to tickle. *pinches Asriel’s cheek*

Asriel: *giggling*

 After some amusing wake-up tickling from Toriel and Chara, Asriel got out of bed, got dressed (he put on his usual attire), and excitedly ran downstairs for some breakfast. Toriel made her famous butterscotch-cinnamon pie for breakfast and since Asriel isn’t going to be at his mother’s house for the rest of the week, he DEFINITELY didn’t want to leave without having a slice or two of her amazingly delicious pie. He might just take a few slices with him!

 About half an hour later, Asgore (he’s wearing his very comfortable “Mr. Dad Guy” sweater today) arrived to drop Frisk off and pick up Asriel. Frisk and Asgore had one of their monthly political meetings yesterday (Frisk is the ambassador for the monsters despite being a 12-year-old girl). The meetings usually go very well and the one they had yesterday was no exception. Asgore took a few minutes to talk to Toriel and Chara about the how the meeting went and as soon as he was finished, he and Asriel were hugged goodbye by Chara, Frisk, and Toriel (she hesitated a little before hugging Asgore) and then the two of them officially left the house.

 Asgore then drove himself and his son to his quiet home in the woods. Unlike Toriel’s house (which is two stories tall), Asgore’s house is only one story tall. But for a one-story house, it’s actually quite big and it does include a basement. Asgore is a big monster after all and a big monster needs a big house. ;)

 Before too long, the two boss monsters pulled into the garage (which is connected to the house), went inside the house, and took some time to get settled in before spending time with each other. They got there just in time too. By the time they got in the house, it began raining much harder.  

 Asgore: Home at last. I’ve sure been looking forward to this Asriel. I really love spending time with you. It’s quite unfortunate that we can’t play our usual game of catch today due to all of the rain. So let’s watch some TV instead.

Asriel: Sounds great Dad!

 As Asgore turned on the TV, he noticed that his satellite wasn’t picking up its usual signal.  

 Asgore: Well, so much for that plan.

Asriel: That’s alright Dad. I happen to know something else the two of us can do instead.

Asgore: You do? What is it?

Asriel: Well, it’s an activity that involves a lot of physical exercise. And… it happens to be something… we haven’t done in a long time.

Asgore: Really? What… is this activity, my son?

Asriel: Dad. Would you do the honor of becoming… the TICKLE MONSTER once again?

Asgore: … *has a surprised look on his face*

Asriel: Dad?

Asgore: …Asriel. *tearing up*

Asriel: Dad, are you crying?

Asgore: Tears of joy, my son. *hugs Asriel*

Asriel: *hugs Asgore back*

 Since Asriel brought back him and his mother’s special parent-child tickle bonding a while back, he wanted bring back him and his father’s special parent-child tickle bonding as well. It took five weeks for Asriel to get a chance to be alone with his father again and now that that chance has arrived, it’s the perfect time for Asgore and Asriel to bring back their special father-son tickle bonding. When Asriel was little, Asgore would always put on that “tickle monster act” whenever he tickled Asriel. And Asriel wants to feel like a little kid again with his father as well as his mother.

 Asgore: I would be honored. But first, I have to check on the pie. I’ll be right back.

Asriel: Ok Dad. I’ll be here waiting. *excited giggling*

 Before Asgore left his house to drop off Frisk and pick up Asriel, he started baking a snail pie so he and Asriel could have some for lunch today. Like Papyrus, Asgore has been learning how to become a better chef during his time on the surface. But unlike Papyrus, Asgore has been teaching himself how to cook instead of having someone else teach him and he has made outstanding progress as he can now cook many gourmet meals. He has yet to learn how to bake butterscotch-cinnamon pie however.

 A few minutes later, Asgore returned to the living room.

 Asriel: So Dad, are you ready?

Asgore: Dad? *walks over to Asriel* Who’s this… “Dad” you speak of? *in a playful dad voice* I’M THE TICKLE MONSTER! ROOOOOOAAAAAAR!! *tickles Asriel’s sides*

Asriel: AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!

 Asriel is now taking a trip down memory lane with his father. Asgore used to be so playful whenever he tickled Asriel and right now is certainly no exception. With Asgore tickling him like a little kid, Asriel just lied on the couch and wiggled around in really cute manner just as he did when his mother tickled last night and this morning.

 Asgore: *in a playful tone* You’re making the tickle monster angry Asriel! Do you know what happens when you make the tickle monster angry?

Asriel: *playing along* WHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAT?!! AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!

 Asriel knows very well what happens when he “makes the tickle monster angry.” He’s just playing along because doing so brings back so many wonderful memories.

 Asgore: He tickles you even more!! ROOOOOOOAAAAAAR!! *tickles Asriel’s tummy*

Asriel: PFFFFFFFFFT!!! GAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA!!! I LOHOHOHOHOOVE YOU DAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAD!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!

 Asgore then scooped Asriel up so he could hold him in his arms and continue tickling him. Asgore was holding Asriel in his left arm and was using his right hand to tickle his tummy. Even though Asriel has gotten bigger since the last time his father tickled him like this, Asgore, with the help of his immense strength and massive size, had absolutely no trouble holding his son with just one arm.  

 Asgore: All the tickle monster wants to do is make you laugh Asriel! I’d say he’s doing an excellent job! ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAAR!! *tickles Asriel faster*

Asriel: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE SURE IS!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

 For about two minutes, Asgore tickled Asriel while holding him in his arms. After those two minutes were over, Asgore stopped to give his son a breather.

 Asriel: This is so much fun Dad!

Asgore: Hohoho! It sure is, my son. *sits on the couch and places Asriel in his lap* I’m so glad you wanted me to become the Tickle Monster again. *hugs Asriel* Thank you.

Asriel: *hugs Asgore back* You’re very welcome Dad. And I’m sorry.

Asgore: You’re sorry? For what Asriel?

Asriel: For this! *tickles Asgore’s underarms*

Asgore: HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! ASRIHIHIHIHIHIEL, YOHOOHOO LITTLE RAHAHAHAHASCAL! HOHOHOHHOHOOOHOHOHO!

 It turns out the tickle monster is actually quite ticklish himself! And like Asriel, he loves being tickled! Asgore’s underarms aren’t as ticklish as Asriel’s, but they’re still ticklish enough to get him laughing in a loud manner. Unlike tickle bonding with his mother where Asriel rarely tickles her back, Asriel ALWAYS tickled his father back when they did their father-son tickle bonding. And right now is certainly no exception.

 Asriel: I’m so lucky to have not one, but TWO ticklish parents! *shifts hands down to Asgore’s sides*

Asgore: HOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!

 For one minute, Asriel tickled his father’s underarms and sides and Asgore, being the nice goat dad that he is, just sat there and let him do so.

 Asriel: And done. *stops tickling Asgore*

Asgore: *laughter is dying down*

Asriel: No I’m not! *tickles Asgore’s belly*

Asgore: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA!!! *SNORT* ASRIHIHIHIHIHEL!!! NAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAT MY BEHEHEHEHEHEHELLY!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *SNORT* GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!

Asriel: You know you love it Dad!

 Asgore has an extremely ticklish belly and Asriel simply couldn’t resist tickling him there as well as his underarms and sides. Asriel got his ticklish belly from his father, which means that he knows exactly where to strike. :D

 Asgore: BWAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *SNORT* GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHA!!!

 After one minute, Asriel began tickling his father’s bellybutton.

 Asgore: BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *SNORT* WAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *SNORT* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

 Like father, like son. Asriel also got his ticklish bellybutton from his father. Like Asriel, Asgore bleats every time his bellybutton gets tickled.

 For thirty seconds, Asriel tickled Asgore’s bellybutton until he stopped to give him a breather.

 Asgore: *huffing and puffing*

Asriel: Dad?

Asgore: *still huffing and puffing*

Asriel: Dad? Are you ok?

Asgore: *playful* You shouldn’t have done that Asriel. Because now the tickle monster wants revenge! *holds his arms up* ROOOOOOOAAAAAR!!

Asriel: *starts running away* You’ll have to find me first!

 Asriel then ran out of the living room as fast as he could. Before too long, Asgore followed. He held his arms up and playfully stomped slowly after Asriel. Asgore and Asriel’s father-son tickle bonding also involves hide-and-seek and Asgore is moving slowly to give his son enough time to hide from him.

 As soon as Asriel left his sights, Asgore spent about two minutes looking for him. He checked the bedrooms first until he made his way to the kitchen. Upon arriving in the kitchen, Asgore immediately noticed a pair of small white feet (small compared to Asgore’s at least) sticking out underneath the curtains of his patio door. Asriel was hiding behind one of the patio door curtains and was tapping his six toes against the floor in a really adorable manner.

 Asgore: *knows where Asriel is hiding* Welp, I can’t find Asriel anywhere. The Tickle Monster has to tickle something. Guess I’ll just have to tickle these curtains instead. *tickles Asriel through the curtains*

Asriel: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!

Asgore: *playing along* Wait a second. Are these curtains… laughing? *tickles Asriel again*

Asriel: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA!!

Asgore: They sure are! *pulls Asriel out from behind the curtains*

Asriel: YOUHUHUHUHUHU FOUND MEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!

Asgore: I sure did! *starts tickling Asriel’s ears*

Asriel: AAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAT MY EHEHEHEHEARS DAAHAHAHAHAHAAD!!!! EEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!! *SNORT* AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAA!!!!

 It turns out Asriel’s droopy ears are also super ticklish and Asgore knows two spots that’ll make his son bleat upon touching them. These two spots are the tips of his ears.

 Asgore: Why not Asriel? They’re quite ticklish, especially when I touch them right… HERE!! *tickles the tips of Asriel’s ears*

Asriel: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! EEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 After ninety seconds, Asgore let Asriel run away and hide from him again. This time, Asriel decided to hide somewhere in the basement.

 Asriel: *runs away again*

Asgore: The Tickle Monster’s gonna get you again Asriel! ROOOOOOAAAAAAR!!

Asriel: *childish giggling*

 Asgore once again stomped slowly to give his son some time to hide from him again. Asgore saw that Asriel ran to the basement, so he then proceeded to head down after him. All while putting on that “tickle monster” act again.

TO BE CONTINUED...

[feveredreams]

this is a lot of questions indeedy

Tagged by @like-all-good-lions

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you. At the end choose (we’re going with an arbitrary number) of people to be tagged.

LAST:

Last Drink: hot chocolate

Last Phone Call: My mom probs

Last Text Message: “you can’t go wrong, really”

Last Song You Listened To: Ariana Grande’s Into You, but 80s remix

Last Time I Cried: um. oh yeah watching that video about the woman who gave her kidney to her girlfriend, i was gay crying out of happiness. 

HAVE YOU EVER:

Dated Someone Twice: pffffffffft this assumes a lot.

Been Cheated On: nah

Kissed Someone and Regretted It: nope

Lost Someone Special: not really. 

Been Depressed: “been” depressed? wrong tense bud

Been Drunk and Thrown Up: Ya. promised myself I wouldn’t drink that much again but hey if that cute girl is at the party again I’m going to need some liquid courage...

IN THE PAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

Made a New Friend: oh definitely

Fallen Out of Love: no

Laughed Until You Cried: not yet

Met Someone Who Changed You: for sure

Found Out Who Your True Friends Were: what does this even mean,,,is there a test they have to take?

Found Out Someone Was Talking About You: in a good way!

GENERAL:

How many people on tumblr do you know in real life?: erm. do friends who were irl friends first and then got on tumblr count? cuz then like, 5-ish

Do you have any pets?: two westies!

Do you want to change your name?: when I was a kid I wanted my name to be Jack. I’m cool with mine now tho

What time did you wake up this morning?: 8:30-ish

What were you doing last night?: writing for NaNoWriMo 

Name something you cannot wait for: finding my people.

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yeah, there was a tom in high school who played trombone

What’s getting on your nerves rn?: myself

Blood type: honestly every time I ask my dad he makes me do a Punnett square so i have no clue

Nickname: Ni

Relationship status: single pringle, lookin to mingle

Zodiac sign: Pisces

Pronouns: She/her

Favorite tv show: You’re asking me to choose? good one. (the 100 before Lexa died, I guess)

College: Davidson College

Hair colour: dark brown, with occasional streaks of light brown/bronze in the sunlight

Long or short: it’s long af now (down to my lower back) but i’m cutting it tomorrow to abt shoulder length

Do you have a crush on someone: not one with feelings. I suppose it’s just attraction now, and testing the waters

What do you like about yourself: my weirdness, and general adaptability

FIRSTS:

First surgery: do wisdom teeth count? that was this summer

First piercing: has not happened and will not ever happen, probs

First best friend: a girl who lived down the street from me named Emma. Her mom had an enormous garden in the backyard and we’d pretend it was a jungle

First sport you joined: swimming I guess

First vacation: I think my parents took me to Disneyland when I was like, 5? idk, i wasn’t a conscious human then

First pair of sneakers: no idea. 

Eating: i’m gonna say it was probably baby food, since that’s what babies eat.

Drinking: had hard apple cider and got tipsy. Then i went to college and got lit.

I’m about to: go the fuck to sleep, maybe write some more to hit word count for today

Listening to: the white noise of my space heater. 

Want kids: depends

Get married: I suppose that’s the societally accepted idea. it’s got financial benefits plus you can call your s.o. “wifey”, so yeah

Career: what a good question! wish I had a straightforward answer. right now i’m on the track to be an environmental science major, and I’ve loved enviro and science since I was a kid so this is the logical, make a living plan. But I also need a creative outlet like I need oxygen, so being a writer would also be rad as fuck. but also probably not the best, financially. 

WHICH IS BETTER:

Lips or eyes: EYES AS FUCK

Hugs or kisses: ..both?

Shorter or taller: I’m like, five foot, so everybody is taller than me

Older or younger: if i extrapolate from past data it turns out I like older women

Romantic or spontaneous: spontaneous romance?

Sensitive or loud: these aren’t really opposites, but sensitive, I suppose

Hook up or relationship: relationship but I feel like a hookup is somehow more feasible.

Troublemaker or hesitant: the former is what I want to be, the latter is what I tend to be

HAVE YOU EVER:

Kissed a stranger: I wish

Drank hard liquor: heck yeah. beer is disgusting. 

Lost glasses/contacts: glasses, yeah. I once wore a pair into the ocean somehow not realizing that this would, in fact, be a bad idea.

Sex on first date: depends.

Broken someone’s heart: not that I know of. broken my own heart, fo sure

Been arrested: nope

Turned someone down: not that I can think of

Fallen for a friend: I mean..kind of

DO YOU BELIEVE:

In yourself: at times, if I’m feeling reckless

Love at first sight: used to, but now I think it’s rather impossible. a nice thought!

Heaven: i’ll get back to u on that

Santa Claus: my parents never even told us he was real so.

Now you know. I know i tagged a bunch of ppl earlier for the other thing but hey....if you’re feeling down for it, no pressure

@randomnerd192 @bathed-in-m0onlight @jedifighterpilot2727 @fuckingmonet @seigetsu-ren @taylstorm @paint-and-suffering @takohime

[caitielou-askew]

Thoughts while watching the Unauthorized Portal 2 musical

In case yall thought I couldn’t geek out about anything but Undertale, I’ll have you know I had a very unhealthy relationship with Portal and Portal 2 for a while. So I thought I’d provide some play-by-play commentary as I watched the Portal 2 Unauthorized Musical for the first time. Spoilers and a VERY long post under the cut. This goes up to the intermission, because that’s about when I passed out from exhaustion yesterday. Will finish and reblog with more thoughts tonight!

@morecoffeethanhuman THIS IS RELEVANT TO YOUR INTERESTS

No Chell, flirting is not saying “hello.” Did suspension make you a bit frisky as well?

“We are never EVER to disengage from our management rails, except during musical numbers.” PPPPFFT. Glad to know we’ll be breaking the fourth dimension AND fourth walls around here.

OOOH OMG THE PORTAL EFFECT IS SO BRILLIANT. Since she’s silent they can just switch actors THAT IS GENIUS.

All the corrupted cores just hanging out there like the least happy posse in existence.

He’s 6′5″ off the ground PFFFFFFFFFT. Wonder where THAT number came from.

HE’S ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LIKE A FREAKING BALL I’M DEAD.

YEAH JUST CAPER RIGHT UP HER THERE WHEATLEY NBD

Yeah bananas are good you David Tennant looking Rose Tyler you.

Space core is fave so far.

Can I shake the hand of whoever wrote the Fact Core’s lines? I feel like there are some that aren’t in the game in there and they are all wonderful.

OH MY LORD SHE SPOKE WHAT IS THIS MIND BLOOOOOOOOOWN

It’s not Portal til someone throws shade at Black Mesa! And subsequently Valve (can we get episode 3 plzthanku....)

“Why can’t the subjects learn to test?” BITCH DON’T YOU KNOW WHO YOU’RE TALKING TO.

NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON I’M DONE

Wheatley has accidentally discovered how I got approvals on projects from my boss at my last job. “If you have any reservations about this plan, now is the time to voice them.” Dude never replied to emails I swear.

WOOOOOOW DAT ASS DAT GLADOS COSTUME. A freaking plus.

Boy that Windows startup chime is a bit more Daft Punk than I remember.

SHE BLINKS LOOK AT THEM STROBES OMG

Aaaah love this choreography. Props to her for rockin those heels.

POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS AAAAAAH. So perf.

All the other cores be like PEACE WHEATLEY GL MAN

OH SHE SINGS TOO. Never mind what I said before this is still brilliant.

Sentry turrets are so cute and well choreographed omg.

YEAH WHEATLEY ROCK THAT SYNTH WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAT NVM

No don’t bring up her mother that is a LOW BLOW. I did not expect these kind of feels from a portal musical.

Having fun jamming out there, Wheatley?

NETFLIX AND CHELL WHO DID THIS I SWEAR

Chell looking like me waking up on any given Monday.

“There’s a blue sky waiting for us” DON’T THINK I DIDN’T SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE BECAUSE I DID.

Inspirational song from Wheatley this ought to be good.

Aaaand it’s about him now. OF COURSE.

Awh Chell. You have a friend now. So sweet <3

WHEATLEY TONE IT DOWN TONE IT DOWN BACK UP THOSE MOVES DON’T LOOK AS COOL AS YOU THINK

You’ve gotten some Blue Sky in my Portal 2 musical and I AM TOTALLY OKAY WITH THIS

GLaDOS: Mistress of Aperture, testing, and slow claps.

Cores all hangin around her like what are you talking about we were always on her side look at how obedient we are you should learn from our example WHEATLEY.

She is so into this I love it. Her tone and cadence are perfect.

MMMM CORE TRANSFER HERE WE GO KIDDIES

Wheatley’s in charge of the facility WHAT COULD PO~SSIBLY GO WRONG?!?! *cartoon slidey whistle*

Epic potato battery costume 10/10. I’m surprised she can move around in that thing.

EVIL WHEATLEY SONG AAAAAAAAAAH~

“Potato, covered in eyes, can’t miss it” LOLOLOL

OH IT’S FRIENDS FROM THE OTHER SIDE! Suuuuch a great villain song.

ALTERNATIVE FACTS BAHAHAHA I’M DOOOOOOOOOOONE

Oh dear Wheatley you’ve just got zero chill right now don’t you sweetie. ...But I guess you never really had much to begin with, huh.

INTERMISSION. Man they need one for Wheatley to recover from that laughing fit.

[namelesskitten22]

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[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 28.09.17 lb

the fake tadi isn’t turning anika on like shivaay thought it would. tai tai phisssssssss! 

fake tadi is quicklyyyyyyy turning into real tadi. 

YEAAAAAAH BABYYYYY

OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYY THIS FUCKING SONG COME ON LIKE THE FAKE CGI BG WASN’T BAD ENOUGH TO RUIN THE MOOD

ok ignoring for the seskiness. 

honestly the fucking bad cgi and lighting changes are making it super difficult for me to concentrate. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS ☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽

BILLU PLEASE!!!!! HAATH SE BHI AAGE KABHI BADHEGA??????? 

ouff yuck forehead kissing like a brother is not what i meant. 

OH HALLELUJAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAS BILLU! GET IT!!!!!!!!!! 

aaaaaaaaaaand KLPD. 

“shivaay singh oberoi ki shaadi ho rahi hai” 

and for the how many’th time???? like, at this point, it’s not even news. tu har do teen mahine shaadi karta hai. 

pft billu is greaaatly overestimating his market value. 

“swayamvar” “somvaar??” “swayamvar!”

anika’s is like fuck you, you just killed my lady boner, imma go sleep. 

nope, too late to do damage control, shivaay. girl’s like byeeeeee. 

LMAO THE FAKE FOX NEWS - BOX GOSSIPS 

whooooooo the fuck are these girls??? where were they before his three (four??? i’ve lost count at this point) other marriage attempts??? 

oh boy. who this with the omnious hand tattoo? it’s a trishul (for shiva) too. obsessed fangirl????

fuck it’s so easy to just smuggle yourself into this fucking house inside some item. pehle dhol tha, abhi carpet. like... come on. 

what do you mean it gets too late???? WHO ARE YOUUUUUU??? 

whyyyyyyyyy is khanna in charge of everything from security to electricity to decoration to shivaay’s meetings to god knows what else??? LIKE... HIRE MORE PPL, SHIVAAY. HONESTLY. 

catering ki taraf se ho toh yeh decoration ka kaam kyun kar rahi ho??? 

yuck the decorations are so tacky. and the large pictures of them, god. so embarrassing. 

pinky, maybe if you actually asked for forgiveness instead of just... demanding it, or taking it as a right....??? 

dadi kuch zyaaada laad nahi kar rahi pinky par??? 

MY GOD HIRE MORE PPL, KHANNA IS JUST ONE PERSON

snort, i’m loving this new more jokey and familiar khanna. 

“sir, aapko mere pe bharosa nahi hai?????” “TUJHPE NA, KISI KO BHAROSA NAHI HAI YAHAN PAR.”

lmaoooooooooooooo. toh phir naukri pe rakha kyun hai isse? for his cute puppy dog eyes and videography skillz? 

lmaooooo is it just meeee or was there bhar bhar ke snark in khanna’s smirky “shaadi mubarak ho” hee hee 

anyway, he made shivaay laugh, so guess his job is still safe despite being a colossal fuckup. 

“pagal hai yeh khanna. kaam chod ke sab achche se karta hai.” 

aaaaaand there’s khanna’s character sketch for you in one sentence. 

OUFF OH WHO THISSSSSSSS

pfffffft “zindagi ka sabse bada din”. honestly, after the second time, it starts to lose it’s charm. 

god what new chore does dadi have for shivaay now

ooooh, i like shakti’s dupatta/stole/whatever 

LMAO WHAT, DADI IS A BADSHAH FAN HAHAHAHA

even pinky is ecstatic at that. wow. who knew oberois had such mainstream and... “youth” oriented taste. 

ok whatever, fwding this stupid little plug. 

must these three always make a dramatic entrance like this together, at every function???? matlab, apna hi ghar hai, there’s no need to be soooo dramatic. 

the ladkewaale’s side is little overpopulated no? 

EXCUSE ME WHO ARE THESE RANDOS BRINGING ANIKA??? weren’t omru supp to be on anika’s side and be with her?????? THE FUCK.

billu you’re going to sprain your neck if you stretch it anymore to look at her. 

lmaoooooooooooooo bechaara

hahahaha rudra’s face like “bhaiyya could you chill and not be a damn loser for 5 seconds pls.”

hahahaha this poor munchkin. dadi is cockblocking to the maxxxxxxxxxx. 

LMAO OM’S FACE. EVERYONE’S JUST LIKE BRO COULD YOU CALM DOWN A SEC

“kyaaaaa kar rahe ho?” 

no really billu. the fuck you doing? 

“she’s looking GORGEOUS. bhaabi’s killing it bhai! tabaaahi lag rahi hai!”

lololol, abhay’s putting in salt in shivaay’s wounds. 

LMAO OMRU HAAAAAAAAAATE HIM SO MUCH

lo, haldiiiiiiiii bhi nahi aayi. in logon ka kuch time pe hota bhi hai?

please om, you’re not exactly loving abhay either. don’t think we’re not noticing all the stink eyes you’re shooting him. 

“woh ddlj ka raj malhotra banne ki koshish kyun kar raha hai???”

pfffffffffft. no but truly, is begaani shaadi mein abhaay kuch zyaada hi deewana ban raha hai. 

waaah, bhai apna artist bhi hai. watch outtttt omkara! 

lolllllllllll these assholes. 

such attractive assholes though. my boys! *squishes them all together*

woooop, sabse pehle maa. oh boy. 

great, dadi’s emotionally blackmailing billu into it. 

omRu and shivaaaaaaay NOT HAPPY. 

LMAO K3G TITLE TRACK WHAT NONSENSE

OMFG OM PLEASE STOP WITH THE NAINO KE BAAN. KUCH TOH DIPLOMACY DIKHAO. 

lolololol billu is soooooooo mad at dadi for doing this to him

IS PINKY FINALLY ON THE GOOD SIDE OR NOT???? WHO THE FUCK WERE ALL THE PHONE CALLS TO? WHAT ABOUT SVETLANA? IS THIS NEW HIDDEN WEIRDO IN THE HOUSE THANKS TO HER??? I NEED TO KNOW ALL THIS BEFORE SUCCUMBING TO MY FEELZ ABOUT HER. 

that one crookedass tika. 

that sorted itself out in the next shot! 

billu’s stone face tho. sigh. 

OMFG WHAT BAAAT WITH SHIVAAY BITCH JUST SPIT IT OUT ALREADY

tej and shakti cuteness. 

eeeeeeeeeeee. my boyssssssss. 

fuck offffffffff, why so adorbzzzzzzzzzz. i love you shitheads so much. 

why’s everyone just putting it in the same three spots. itni badi... ok not badi.... lekin itni body padi hai uski, put it other places too? 

billu is now throwing tantrum about wanting to haldi up wife. 

wife’s reaction: 

ahaaa wife is just as utaavli over here. these two have zero chill. 

lol billu just got smacked over the head. 

om, you’ve been pacing the length of your room coz you haven’t seen YOUR wife. tu toh rehne hi de. 

lol abhay has a nickname for om: ghalib. 

aaaaaaaaand rudra just got haldi bombed. 

OMG THE MURDER IN RUDRA’S EYES LOLOLOL RUN FOR YOUR LIFE ABHAY

shivaay’s reactions are the best hahahahahaha: 

pffffffffffffffffffffffffft. 

masha’Allah @ the faces of this show honestly. 

i hate this weirddddd low pitched version of lafzon ka rishta

awwww, sahil having complex. 

shaktiji here to make pinkyyyy feel better 

i’m so glad to see them happy. i know pinkyyyy was a bitch to the infinite degree, but i can never fully hate her coz my scorpio heart knows what it’s like to be a jealous possessive crazy asshole. 

rudraaaaaa finalllyyyy got one in on abhayyyyy 

OMG WHO IS THIS TRISHUL WAALI 

SOMEONE COME GET MY BABY SAHIL AND INCLUDE HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

ok badshah is here and i can’t handle such naach gaana so fwding, as much as i love him 

what nonsense, he’s not even performing for real, just lip syncing pffffffffffft

ahaaaaaaaaaaa billu’s managed to sneak over to the other side of the curtain using badshah as a cover! 

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS SNEAK OFF MY BBS!

kasam has been invoked. 

“humaari zindagi mein kuch bura nahi hoga. sirf achcha hi achcha hoga.”

don’t make promises you can’t keep, bro. 

but you guys cute. so go on. 

ghoongat waali bai mistook abhay for shivaay. methinks abhay might be instrumental in coming to rescue in this situation??? 

“kal raat se tumhe dekha nahi hai. it was the hardest day of my lifeeeeeeee.” 

so overdramatic. hey, remember when she left you for 3 months???? 

“main chahta tha ki main apne hone waaali biwi ko khud haldi lagaoon.”

TOH KARO NA JALDI. WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR LIKE A FUCKING YEAR NOW BITCHHHHHHHHHH

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FINALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

GET IT BABIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

omg omg omg he’s finally gonna say it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING DADI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok i honestly am done with dadi and her interference. woman, get a hobby!

oh suddenly ppl care about sahil. pffffffffft. aaaaj tak toh itna concern nahi dekha. 

theory: abhay is going to take on sahil responsibility and endear himself to shivika. 

yuck shaadi outfits are so grosssssssssssss aaaaaaaaaah whyyyyyyyyyyyyy. 

omki still hot as ever though. not even being trussed up in copper foil can take away his handsomeness. 😍😍😍😍

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 20.10.17 lb

god. work is killing me. fuck capitalism. 

as much as i love the 40 minute episodes and think it’s a better format for the show, i can’t help but be a little relieved that we’re going back to the 21 minute format; just for my personal mental health. 

whut, did shivaay just abandon anika’s ass in the jungle? OMG DID A LAKKAD BAGGA GET HIM??????!?!!!!!! 😧😧😧

oh. there he is. 

waaah, bina google maps raasta dhoond liya? maan gaye billuji aapki paaar ki nazar ko!

fuck rudra, i hope bhavya’s actually abandoned him. i wish a lakkad bagga would have gotten HIS entitled ass. 😒😒😒

btw i loveeeeeee how bhavya’s glasses survived the parachute jump. bas amazing only. 😌😌😌

i hope that’s dirty ditch water that she convinces him is soup and makes him drink. 

BHAVYA WHY ARE YOU SO NICE MY GOD HADH HAI 

ok i literally don’t care about their ghar ghar ka khel and bhavya being so good to him when he doesn’t deserve it is pissing me off so fwding. 

like, every morning these ppl are like PATA NAHI SHIVAAY NE HUMEIN EK SAATH KYUN BULAAYA HAI. at this point, just stop being surprised. or stop fucking showing up???? 

ugh shivaay in this black suit from ep 1 just…. doesssss something to me man. i don’t want to feeeel, but he makes meeeeeee. this is my absolute favt. billu outfitttt. 😍😍😍😍

good to see he still hates pinky’s guts. 😆😆😆

LMAO SHIVAAY JUST STRAIGHT UP CALLING THEM OUT FOR FUCKING HIM OVER

… no mention of bhavya. apparently we don’t care if she survived. she’s not in the inner circle yet. 

can’t get over how tiny shivaay looks in this shot, yet how he’s bullying the older generation into giving up the secret. 

what “bohut dino se”??? your family and this godforsaken house has been AJEEB since time immemorial. 🙄🙄🙄

LMAO BRO SOMEONE OR THE OTHER KEEPS GETTING ATTACKED IN YOUR HOUSE EVERY DAY, WHAT’S AJEEB ABOUT THAT? a day where everyone makes it through safely is what should be ajeeb in this house at this point. 

OH HO SHIVAAY DON’T GIVE UP ANIKA’S TATTLING LIKE THAT. LIKE YOUR MOM DOESN’T HATE HER ENOUGH ALREADY. 😣😣😣

i love fucking ENTITLED he thinks he is to the “truth”. lol if only life worked like that.

ok don’t emotionally blackmail him buddhelog. 

…. so you’re just gonna walk away like that??? cool, i guess. 😕😕😕

pffffffffft. YOU SHOULD LIVE IN PERPETUAL SHAK OF YOUR FAM AFTER WHAT YOUR OWN DAMN MOM DID TO YOU. 

HAHAHAHAHA “SHIVAAY BOHUT SENSIBLE HAI” HAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME MAN I THINK WE ARE COZ SENSIBLE IS THE LAST THING HE IS

ok everyone’s getting awfully defensive about their involvement. 

so even tej is all about shivaay being the “neev” of this fam now? we’ve just given up on our own sons doing anything of consequence, have we? 

shakti, you don’t knowwwww shivaay at all. AT ALL. i’m more of a dad to shivaay than you are. 😒😒😒

WHAT THE FUCK RAAZ MAN I HATE THIS SHITTY PLOT SO MUCH Y’ALL ARE SO SHADY

woooooooop shukla’s up! 

not even a question to shukla like “oh, you’re out of the coma? how you feeling? let me come to the hospital to see you so you don’t have to trouble yourself!” 

OBLIGATORY TRIP TO THE MAIDAAN OF ALL HORRIBLE OBEROI EVENTS

why the f is shivaay wearing sunglasses at what looks like fucking 7 pm

GOD THIS SHUKLA ACTOR ANNOYS ME SO MUCH. JUST HIS FACE MAKES ME WANNA BEAT HIM UP. 

what the fuck sense does this make, why would they want tapes proving their innocence destroyed???? 

betting you that it was abhay’s overly satyavaaadi dad who did it. 🙄🙄🙄

tfw you find out that your fam aren’t cold blooded murderers/arsonists. a momentous time in every couple’s life! 😊😊😊

god shivaay you’re such a fucking idiot i swear. one random person told you that your fam are murderers and you believed him. now this other random person said they’re not and you believed HIM. like fucking have one independent thought in your front seat waala dimaag, please! 😣😣😣

GOD I HATE THIS PLOT AND THIS WRITING AND EVERYTHING SO MUCH I DON’T CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE SHOW ME MY BABIES DILPREEEEEEEEET AND GAURIIIIIII

lmaooooooo and abhay’s life continues to suck. 😂😂😂

other than the genetic lottery that dealt him that face and THAT bod. 😍😍😍 

howwww the fuck did this shop waala dude even know this guy is an oberoi/lives there??? 

lmao delivery for “MR. OBEROI”????? there’s 6 of them here!!!!! you gotta be a little more specific, my man. 

why can’t dadi open the package on her own? 

ohhhhhhh boy dadi’s in the mood to watch a movieeeeeeeeee. 

lmao dadi just realised she has a life outside of this chutiyaapa and fucked right off. 

ok you ppl are hella rich. there’s absolutely no need for you to fight over this ONE tv like a middle class fam from the 90s. 😒😒😒

TANYA MY GOD HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF ABHAY’S APPROVAL FOR FUCKS SAKE GIRL, GET A HOBBY OR SOME SHIT 😩😩😩

gosh i feel so bad for tanya, being stuck in this house with these maniacs, for a guy who doesn’t even give a fuck about her. she needs to leave his ass already. girl however hot he is, and HOTTTTTTTTT he is, it isn’t worth this shit. 

ok pinky, kitna makhan lagaaogi toast pe???? cholesterol ka bhi toh kuch khayal rakho. 😬😬😬

abhay’s hereeeeeeeeeee. looking hotttt af. 

the tape lives to see another dayy! 

ok honestly, pinky/jhanvi, what the fuck do you even do all day??? dadi gives you ONE thing to do and you can’t even do that? it’s not like you guys are focused on… oh idk, YOUR KIDS or anything. 

OMFG I TRULY DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THIS PLOT WHY IS THIS STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL GOING ONNNNNNN CAN WE MOVE ON TO ANYYYYYYYYTHING ELSE. ANYTHING?!?!?! LIKE, LET’S DELVE INTO KHANNA’S PERSONAL LIFE. LET’S GO INTO TANYA’S BACKSTORY. LET’S GO TO ALL THE FUCKING WAY TO AMERICA AND CHECK UP ON FUCKING PRINKU, I AM LITERALLY MORE INTERESTED IN HER THAN WHAT’S GOING ON HERE RIGHT NOW. FUCKING FWDING. I’VE HAD ENOUGH. 😤😤😤😤

okaaaaay i see some fakeass happy family shit as i’m fwding. 

ugh rudra is back too. 

btw, i love how shivaay’s priority was this nonsense raaz, over, oh idk, IF RUDRA SURVIVED JUMPING OUT THE PLANE.

ugh ok i don’t care anymore. fwding. 

om’s outtta disguise? okaaaaay. 🤔🤔🤔

YEAH THAT WOULD INVOLVE TELLING HER THAT YOU’RE OMKARA SINGH OBEROI. 😒😒😒

OUFF NOT THE TIME TO PLAY VICTIM YOU LITTLE SHIT

god he looks sooooo hottttt todayyyyyy though *strokes the screen lovingly* 😍😍😍

awwww, he’s cryinggggg. baby nooooooo. 😥😥😥

actually baby yes. cry a little. you deserve it for how much you made my girl cry. 😠😠😠

ugh godddddd i don’t care about you shitty oberois, where’s my girl gauri? 

metaaa announcement about show being half hour now. 

pfffffft, pataakhon ki awaaz se darrte hai yeh phatuus. 

shivaay’s motto is apparently “patakha jalao mat, pataakha bano.” 

sounds more like anika’s motto to me but ok whatever. 

waise this whole episode is hella boring and making me want to die a little. laaaaaaaaaast 40 min episode and awaiiii ki bakchodi mein time waste. 

anika has some traumatic diwali babyhood memories? 

daaaaaang, those some rudeass orphanage ppl. 

snorttttttttttt taaaana about the much delayed ‘i love you’. 

MY GOD YOU FUCKERS ARE SO IMMATURE

finaaaaaalllllly. gauriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. my gauriiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. what a sight for sore eyessssssssss.. 💖💖💖💖

gauri switched teams from shankarji to devi maiyya? 

oufffff gauri yaaaaaaaaaar. such contrived situation to go to OM again. 

ok devi maiyya, that’s a hella vague answer. this could go either way??? 

but gauri seems to be adept at interpreting, so good for her i guess. 

abhayyyy looking hot af in whiiiiiiite. 

i’m soooooooo sure now that abhay’s dad was the one who fucked everything up. 

tanya’s here. to show love to abhay. and get yelled at in return. COZ SHE NEVER LEARNS. 😣😣😣

wow, tanya. you’re awfully blackmail-y for a sanskaari, mandir-going type no? 😕😕😕

aaaaaaand abhay’s a POS. as usual. who is surprised? not me. 

tanya whyyyyyyyyyyy are you with this asssholeeeee????? my girllllll you deserve soooooo much better! 

and omkara’s running away from his issues. as always. 

um did gauri get dressed in the dark???? why is she wearing THOSE bottoms with that kurta/dupatta? 

lmaoooo omg tanya giving example of shivika as sachcha pyaar to light a real fire under abhay’s ass. that got his attention! 

YES TANYA LEAVE HIS ASSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

omg this is the besttttttttttt thing to happen in this episodeeeeee I AM SO HAPPY FOR MY GIRLLLLLLLLLL 😭😭😭😭😭

YAS TANYAAAAAAAAA, NOW GO MEET UP WITH RAGINI AND BE FABULOUSLY GAY WITH HER SOMEWHERE FAR FAR AWAY FROM THESE FUCKED UP OBEROIS 👭🏽👭🏽👭🏽

wow, gauri’s already in oberoi mansion and sneaking around!???

whaaaaaaaaat, how does abhay even know gauri???? 

oh no, what fakeass chitthi is this now??? 😟😟😟

ABHAY THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM MAN, YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW GAURI OR ANIKA, THEY’RE NOT OBEROIS, WHY ARE YOU EVEN INVOLVING THEM IN THIS 😡😡😡😡

godddddddddd fuck you abhay. 

why is bhavya still in oberoi mansion??? 

ugh we’re back to this fuckery. 

they need to make up their mind with what direction they’re going with rudra’s character. either he’s mature revenge monster, or cute baby obro. he can’t be BOTH. it’s giving me whiplash from how multiple-identity he’s coming off as.

ugh nonsense ruvya romance. fwdinggggggggggggg.

oh gauriiiii. my babyyyyy. *holds her forever* 

abhay you should fuck right off to whatever fucking hellhole you crawled out of. 

oh wow, he’s taking my advice. good. bye bye you hottttt demon. 👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽

wifey maaaaaaaaad about lack of i love you. 

hubs has managed to make chand bracelet more YELLOW. got it dipped in 24k gold? 

damn, shivaay does really look suuuuuuuuper related to abhay in this scene. more than he does to omRu! 

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ishqbaaz 11.09.17 lb

ok this LOVEAKSHARI nonsense is giving me too much michmichi. can i just fwd through the whole thing? 😬😬😬

wow, they finally invited chubby for like one function. pffffffffft. warna their functions are filled with complete randos and not their actual friends. 🙄🙄🙄

these ladies look as convinced about this idiotic rasm as i am. 😕😕😕

“dekho woh words sunne ke liye bhaiyya kya kya kar rahe hai. bol do, warna faaltu mein yeh game khelna padega. 😟😟😟” . . . . “AAP LOGON KI ISHQBAAZI KE CHAKKAR MEIN HUM SAB KI WAAT LAGEGI. 😒😒😒”

lmaooooooooo rudra is meeee. 😆😆😆

lol the tiny moment where she shoves shivaay away for eavesdropping. 😂😂😂

“ek toh tu apne matlab ke liye hum sab ko phasaa raha hai...”

absolutely NO ONE is into this gaaaarbage plan of shivaay’s. 

wait, why is there music playinggggg for antakshari?? AND WHY IS KHANNA HANDLING THE MUSIC FOR THIS STUPID GAME INSTEAD OF THE SECURITY OF THE HOUSE??????? 😧😧😧😧

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THAT INTRUDER HE SAW ON THE CCTV YEST AND INFORMED SHIVAAY ABOUT? DID THEY EVEN FIND THEM? WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT WHOLE SCENE???? LIKE.. THIS SHOW IS SO FUCKING RANDOM AND HAS SO MANY AWAIII KE LOOPHOLES 😤😤😤😤😤

ok this is so not how you play antakshari. MATLAB BASIIIIIIIIC GAMES BHI KHELNA NAHI AATA IN LOGON KO. ouff, rich ppl. 🙄🙄🙄

ok just gonna grit my teeth and get through this, despite dying of michmichi. the things i do for you guys! 😣😣😣

i love the video to this song, one of the last indipop greats - ayesha takia was cute afffffffff, and man keith was such a hottieeeee. lemme go watch. 😊😊😊😊 

OK BILLU GODDAMNIT, GET A FUCKING A ROOM. HONESTLY. IN FRONT OF YOUR DAD AND GRANDMOTHER!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD I AM FUCKING DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😥😥😥😬😬😬😬😖😖😖

NEVER HAVE I BEEN THIS RELIEVED IN MY LIFE TO SEE BHAVYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *holds bhavya and collapses weeping* 😭😭😭

what function mein busy, tej/svetlana weren’t even AT the function. 😒😒😒

A+ police work by bhavya. just willy nilly going through drawers and looking under pillows. 🙄🙄🙄

why is tej referring to himself as peter in his own thoughts? 🤔🤔🤔

LMAO TEJ YOU’RE THE WORST AT THIS. MY GOD HOW THESE MEN ARE THE MOST POWERFUL IN THE COUNTRY, IS BEYOND ME. 😐😐😐

bhavya HE LITERALLY SAID “PETER TUMHE HINT DEGA” out louddddd 😒😒😒

okay fuck this shit. i can’t take this antakshari nonsense anymore, i am fwding. moreover, i like this song, and i can’t tolerate nakuul ruining it for me with his ghatiya lipsyncing. 😑😑😑

OMG WHILE FWDING WHAT EVEN WERE THOSE WEIRD FLOWER WAALE GRAPHICSSSSS MY GOD THIS SHOW’S EDITORS HAVE FUCKING LOST IT, THEY ARE LITERALLY ON THE MOST SASTA OF ALL NASHAS. 

speaking of sasta nasha, where are my babies rikara???? 🤔🤔🤔

how did bhavya get the locked cupboard open? 😐😐😐

acp anda, maaaan gaye aapko aur aapki paar ki nazar ko. lord. SAB KE SAB PAKA RAHEIN HAI AAAAJ. GIMME RIKARA!!!!!!!!!!!! 😤😤😤😤

billu ki ashleel harkatein wahan pe jaari. tujhe gaana itna pata hai toh tu gaa de na. despo saala. 😒😒😒

LMAO SHIVAAY JUST CALLED CHUBBY “BUBBLY” HAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣

shivaay’s homophobic response to khanna possibly singing “i love you” at him confirms further that khanna is canonically gay 😗😗😗

ok this nonsense has gone on too far, fwdingggggggg. 

FINALLLLLLLLLLYYYYY  RIKARA!!!!!!! 😊😊😊

OK DO NOT STOP THE CAR IN THIS RANDOM PLAAAAAAAACE COME ONNNNNNNNNNNN OM YOU’RE SUCH AN IDIOT 😫😫😫😫

oh and his leg is perfectly fine now. 😕😕😕

GREAT. BALRAM’S HEREEEEEEEEEEE. UGHHHHH OMMMM 😑😑😑😑

ok veryyyyyyyyyyyyy random placement of song???? like ????? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

like... where even does he think he’s going with her in this jungle? matlab game plan kya hai tera, bro? 😕😕😕

ok most NONSENSICAL method of transporting water. why wouldn’t you just place HER next to the water pump, instead of.... you know what, forget it. imma just stfu. 🤐🤐🤐

oh thank god she’s finally up. i don’t have to tolerate more of THAT nonsense. 😣😣😣

what will win, anika’s competitive spirit to win antakshari or her reluctance to lose to billu at the lurrrrrrrrrve games? 😗😗😗

“main nahi chahta ki anika haare!”

yeah. zero ulterior motives there, billu. but you a cutie. also doesn’t surbhi look a lot like the girl playing naira in YRKKH here? 

anika’s like ok chalo he’s cute. gaa hi deti hoon. 😊😊😊

billu’s looking like christmas has come early. 😍😍😍

THIS IS THE MOST INAPPROPRIATE SONG TO DO IN FRONT OF ELDERS, GIRL WYD??!?!!?!!!! IS GHAR MEIN REHNA BHI HAI KI NAHIIIII, HOW ARE YOU EVEN GONNA LOOK SHAKTI IN THE FACE AFTER THIS 😫😫😫😫😟😟😟😣😣😣

they should just put this picture in the dictionary under the words “desperate”, “horny”, and “thirst”. and this static image isn’t even showing the HEAVY BREATHING HE’S DOING. 😶😶😶

OMG AT THIS POINT I DON’T EVEN CARE WHO SAYS IT FIRST, JUST SPIT IT OUTTTTTTTT SO *I* CAN BE OUT OF *MY* MISERY MY GOD HETEROSEXUALITY IS SO FUCKING TIRING AND ANNOYING 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

chubby is me. i am chubby. deliver us from this hell plz. 😔😔😔

lmaooooo papppppu banayaaaaaaa. 😊😊😊

i think billu might actually have a heart attack from the stress of this all. 😐😐😐

LMAO HE ACTUALLY STORMED OFFFFFFFFFFFFF OMG WHAT A FUCKING BABYYYYY HAHAHAHAH 😂😂😂😂

LMAOOOOOOOOO ANIKA’S GLEE AT DOING TAI TAI PHISSS OF HIS PLAN I LOVE HERRRRRRRRRRRRR 😘😘😘😘

yes ok this is very nice you two, but BALRAM IS HERE. PLEASE FUCKING GTFO HERE. 😫😫😫

ok this is the worst hiding ever. omki’s inherited shivaay’s lack of expertise when it comes to hide and seek. 😕😕😕

finally some smart thinking. 

OK FUCKING RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NOWWWWWWWWWW 

oh thank god. 😥😥😥

LMAO BALRAM FINALLY DECIDES TO GIVE UP. HE’S ANGRY AND VENGEFUL, BUT ONLY WITHIN CITY LIMITS. CROSSING BORDERS AND SHIZ IS TOO MUCH FOR HIM. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

lmao rudraaa and kaveri darling and his bhook for her haath ka dosa. 

goddamnit i want dosa now. ughhhhhhh goddamn midnight hunger attacks. 

billu is having a riiiiiiiight shitfit in his room about losing. lord, what a loser. 🙄🙄🙄

it’s really bothering me she’s wearing gold jewelry with a silver outfit. 😕😕😕

yeh gaya phone. god anika, of all the habits to emulate. 🙄🙄🙄

lolllllll the wayyyy she’s doing ungliiiiiiiii. i love herrrrr. 😆😆😆

she be like biiiiitch, i don’t need no stupidass function to tell you what i’m thinking. 

okaaaay? strange condition? lol she doesn’t want to be distracted from her declaration by him feeling her up? 😗😗😗

“karne kya wali ho anika???” lol nothing too exciting. calm down. 

LMAO I KNEW IT. I KNEW SHE’D GO FOR THE HAIR. 😆😆😆

LOL his look of resignation. 😆😆😆

HOLY SHIT GIRL, DEM MOVES!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!! GET SOMEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍

lollllllllllllllllllllll his OMGOMGOMGOMG face. i can’t stop lolingggggg. 😂😂😂

DAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUM GIRL. THAT WAS SEXY AF. HOW YOU SUCH A PRO AT THIS GAME????? 😯😯😯

.... IS HE OK? HE LOOKS LIKE HE MIGHT CRY. tbh, don’t blame him. she just took her game from non existent to fucking 3000, and we’re all very overwhelmed. 😯😯😯

OMFG, KILL HIM. AT LEAST SAY IT BACK YOU ASSHOLE. 😧😧😧😧

look at him panic-rearranging his hair. what a fucking baby. why did he want to hear it if he’s not ready to say it? ugh. men. 😡😡😡

oh boy. paani ka glass. he’s gonna get paanika’d for this. and he fully deserves it. this fucker did this the last time too with the AWWWWWWW. 😒😒😒

OMFG “THANK YOU”. HE SAID “THANK YOU”. AND IS SAYING SHE SHOULD BE HAPPY BECAUSE SAYING THANK YOU IS HARD FOR HIM. FUCKING KILLLLLLL HIM ANIKA. THROW HIM IN THE FUCKING POOL. 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

YUP. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

lol she threw the glass at him too. girl shoulda aimed at his fucking head. 😤😤😤

“SHE LOVES ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

lmaooooo awww, look at this dork. so happy, that he’s doing air guitar. what a fucking idiotttttttttt. NOW GO TELL HER, YOU STUPID ASSHOLE. 😭😭😭😭😭

ok rudra, shutttttttttt the fuck up. you’re so annoying. 😒😒😒

aaaaaaaaaand zabardasti ka romance. fuck it, fwding. 🙄🙄🙄

“itni badi wali choppppp si kardi meri!” 

"inhe toh main chodungi nahi!!!!!!!!!!”

lololololol look how fucking terrified he is that she’s returned. 🤣🤣🤣

ok she’s just gonna have to fucking murder him in his sleep tonight. 😊😊😊

ok, he really is going to pass out from the stress of it all. someone keep 911 on standby. 😐😐😐

lmaoooooooooooooooo her ranttttttttt. i love this girl so much. 😂😂😂

shivaay hyping himself to stop acting like a fucking teenager and tell her already. 

“she said she lovessssss me!!!!!!!! loves MEEEEEEEEE!”  

expectation: “ok main bhi himmat karoonga, aur bol doonga. I’M SHIVAAY SINGH OBEROI. jaise hi saamne aati hai, bol dunga! I’M GONNA SAY IT.” 

reality: 

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE 🚨🚨🚨🚨

ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION!!!!!!!!!!!

oh tej. is it necessary that you have to say all this OUT LOUD? 😒😒😒

my god, could you be a worse actor??????????? so fucking shady you are. 😐😐😐

she just yelled STOP IT TEJJJJJJJJJJJJ in her non south indian accent. no need to stay in character anymore? 🤔🤔🤔

lmao svetlana is 600% done with him. i hope she murders him. 😊😊😊

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy. seems like there really is some HIDDEN truth to shivaay’s past??? and dadi’s in on it? LET HIM REALLY BE NAJAAYAZ LORD, AND LET MAHI BE HIS BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE GOD! 😩😩😩😩😩

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ishqbaaz 18.09.17 lb

god i hate sundari bua and really have to mentally prepare myself for her presence. so i took a nap. a very long one. i dreamt of puppies. good nap! 

ok fuck this nonsense of shivaay counselling rudra on his “relationship”. seriously. “milke jo saath ek dusre ka diya hai” my ass. kya saath? they met like 10 days ago or something. they’re the worst and flimsiest excuse of a couple this show has. ffs, tej and svetlana are more legit a couple, having been together this long. the show trying to shove this crap down my throat is making me hella mad. 😤😤😤

what’s wrong with shivaay, does he think you should fall in love with everyone who saves your life? then the first person you ppl should all fall in love with is khanna, since that’s his fucking job. 😒😒😒

snort, shivaay just said: 

sach mein, bhavya ke saath sex thodi kiya hai. TOH PROBLEM KYA HAI????????? 😟😟😟😟

THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION IS A FUCKING JOKE. SHIVAAY, DON’T YOU HAVE MORE PRESSING MATTERS TO ATTEND TO? LIKE GOING AND BEATING SOME SENSE INTO OMKARA? AND GETTING THAT VIDEO TO ANIKA? AND LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE BUT THIS????????? 😒😒😒

god fuck you shivaay, use your power to fucking bring my girl sumo back. ugh. 😑😑😑

oh now that his relationship has been going ok for like, literally 5 minutes, shivaay thinks he’s some kinda love expert and can counsel others. son, don’t forget your wife is still mad at you. bada aaya..... 🙄🙄🙄

bas karo yaar. this scene has like totally fucked my mood. 😤😤😤

billu is a victim of vanity just like the rest of us, watching his own video again. 😆😆😆

lol best part, the video is showing angles completely unachievable from where the camera was set up. 

tu jaane naaaaa. eeeeeeeeee. 😊😊😊

OH YESSSSSSSSS, ANGSTY!KARA. YES SON, STARE OUT THAT RAINY WINDOW ALL SAD. I LOVE IT. 😇😇😇😇

oh fuck the fuck off rudra. do not try and make it like your relationship is anything like the others. 😒😒😒

billu’s having some tharki thoughts while missing wife. 😏😏😏

omfg, omki keeps her favt candy in some kinda special bag?? 😧😧😧

OMFG RUDRA AND THE EGGS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???????? 😒😒😒😒🙄🙄🙄🙄

ok shivaayyyyyy, fucking just call your chopper and fly to her and sex her uppppppppp. 😫😫😫

dang, omki having some cheapda thoughts tooooo. 😏😏😏

i’m not even going to talk about rudra anymore. i’m too mad, and it’s a waste of time. 🙄🙄🙄

lol awwwww, omki trying the candy move. you can’t son. it can be done only by a special little bulbul. 😌😌😌

why is the fuck is billu alll lit up in orange in this show every time he gets horny? 🤔🤔🤔

i wish this whole montage was just rikara, coz oh god, they’re the fucking bestttttt. the angst, the feels, the amazingness. 😥😥😥😪😪😪

“hue na tum begane bhi hokar aur ke, dekho na tum mere hi bane” and “afsos hota hai, dil bhi yeh rota hai, sapne sanjota hai, pagla hua” on omki. cryyyyyyyyyyinggggg. 😭😭😭😭😭

ok, zerooooo set up to this “gauri goes to school” plot. straight off shivaay is just like get there at 11, k? 

i would have loved to see a kimmy schmidt type scene like this between shivri as he took her to school, hee hee hee. 😂😂😂

god shivaay, like, i get your intentions are good, and you want to empower gauri and all, but... jeez. talk to your idiot brother too??? 😒😒😒

loving how encouraging he’s being though. i love this relationship so fucking much. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

ugh these cute dorkssssssss. 😍😍😍😍😍

ok, how come gauri says “sharma” as “sssarma” and “request” as “requeSHt”... like come on. keep it consistent, ppl. 😒😒😒

wrong khan for the target audience, shivaay. she likes salman. 😐😐😐

also omg, shivaay’s watching bollywood movies these days. FOR ANIKA! 😭😭😭😭

fuck me sideways, i would take a bullet for these two, i would. 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

lol shivaay struggling to translate “good luck” into hindi. (“shubhkamnayein”, billu.) 😂😂😂

god i hate bandari bua. 😒😒😒

OMFG SHE JUST SHOVED KHANNA. JEEZ. THROW HER THE F OUT, MAN. 😡😡😡

lmaooooo no she wont. anika would fucking throw you herself. 🙄🙄🙄

“anika ki bua? lagte ho. 😒😒😒” 

lmaooooooooooo pinky and her savage shade. 😂😂😂😂

dadi can smell the bs from a mile away. love it. LOVE IT. 😊😊😊

in this fight of despicable maternal figures, i’m definitely on team pinky. coz fuck, i hate buaji so fucking much. horrible woman. 😠😠😠

LMAO BUA LIPTOFYING AGAINST SHIVAAY HAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣

and my god she threw herself against his chest so hard, i think she hit nakuul’s body mic, coz we actually hear some kinda thumpppp! sound. 😂😂😂

god shivaaaaaaay. she doesn’t deserve khaatirdaari. 😒😒😒

OMFG SHE’S BROUGHT FRIENDS. SHE’S SO TACKY AND I HATE HER. 😩😩😩

whaaaaat, omkara cooking???? 😧😧😧

lol it’s so obvious there’s nothing in the pan and kunal’s just stirring empty air. 😆😆😆

i love this red outfit of gauri’s but that dupatta is ughhh. 😐😐😐

DESSERT bana raha hoon. what dessert? gimme too, jaaneman. let me eat it off you. 😏😏😏👅👅👅

ok reigning in the tharki, sorry. 😳😳😳

“registaan bana rahe hai??” hee, cutie. 😚😚😚

god i want halwa now. 😣😣😣

omkiiiii be like GOING?? WHERE? YOU HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF PINING FOR ME? 😟😟😟😟

boy byeeeeeeee. she gone. 👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽

buaji literally brought a whole fauj. ugh. 😒😒😒

lmao shivaay’s face as he regrets the decisions he’s made in the last 10 minutes. 😆😆😆

GOD, NOODLES AGAIN. MY GOD ARE THERE ANY NOODLES FUCKING LEFT IN CHINA, WITH THE AMOUNT THESE OBEROIS EAT???? MATLAB, KHUD KI MAGGI KI FACTORY DAALI HUI HAI KYA? IS THAT THE SECRET TO THE OBEROI FORTUNE? THEY OWN MAGGI????? 😑😑😑

lmaooooooooo klepto uncle just stole silverware right under shivaay’s nose. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

buaji imma need you to stfu and eat your food in silence. ya nasty piece of work. 😡😡😡

fwdingggggggggg coz can’t handle michmichi. also sick and tired of this moral science lesson. we fucking get it. billu’s a changed man now. 🙄🙄🙄

lo, aa gayi sundari apne mudde pe. 😒😒😒

pft, dadi, kabhi bina matlab bhi dhoonda karo gauri ko. khaali anika hi bahu nahi hai. 😑😑😑

god shut up pinky. what the fuck do you even care? 😒😒😒

dadi seems to have forgiven pinky? no more silent treatment. inviting her along for pooja related chores and all. 😐😐😐

shivaay’s straighttttt to the point. love it. 😊😊😊

oh stfu bua, everyone knows you’re here for cash. 😒😒😒

lmao buaji pretending she gives a fuck about sahil. bitch, do you even know where he is right now??? when was the last time you even saw him? 😠😠😠

haaaaaaa, bua’s needled shivaay into becoming SSO. i for one, welcome our tadibaaz overlord. 😎😎😎

“mujhe lagta nahi, mujhe pata hai.” billu’s finally gotten good at character judgement. 😊😊😊

oh god, great. pinky is getting involved too. 😣😣😣

MY GOD WHEN IS ANIKA COMING BACK I CAN’T HANDLE ALL THIS DRAMA WITHOUT HER I NEED MY SUNSHINE GIRL 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

yes, mrs. oberoi, please leave. 👉🏽👉🏽👉🏽👉🏽

thanks for obliging. 

jfc, buaji just secured herself an oceanfront property and monthly stipend. 😧😧😧 

UGH FUCKING BUAJI. YOU ARE NOT HIS SAAS. YOU’RE NOT ANIKA’S MOM. YOU’RE NOT ANYONE’S MOM. FUCKING NO. 

WHERE THE FUCK IS ANIKA TO PUT A STOP TO THIS FUCKERY???????? I NEED HER TO STOP HIM FROM THIS NEW AWAIIIII KA KINDNESS DRIVE HE’S ON. 😑😑😑😑

oh, this superior officer of bhavya’s some kinda father figure too? pft, and still sends her on the most ridiculous missions that puts not only her, but god knows who else at risk. with dads like these.... 🙄🙄🙄

a rishtaaaa for bhavyaaaaaaaa. 😯😯😯

like mrs. khan better than the stupid officer dude. 🙂🙂🙂

bhavya said yes to rishta. 😶😶😶

wait, bhavya’s left oberoi mansion? how fucking random. 🤔🤔🤔

lmao “jab bhi ghar se chali jaati hai aap log mujhe KATORE mein khada kar dete ho”  “KATKHARA!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

pfttttt, rudra and his nakhre. 🙄🙄🙄

damn, this rishta of bhavya’s is moving hella fast. 😐😐😐

mrs. khan needs to go easy on the “beta” calling. and crazy smiling. she seems deranged. 😕😕😕

WHO DIS NOW? he looks like sasta duplicate of my jaan vikrant massey. 

his name is manav. and he’s a cop too. girl, i say jump on it. at this point. literally any man with steady employment is a better option than rudra. 😕😕😕

god chubby. fuck you and your misogyny as well. tum dono ek number ke losers ho. 😒😒😒

lol this bossy bhavya waala imagination. i kinda enjoyed the laughs. 😆😆😆

“woh toh mera jeena HARNAAM kar degi.” pffffffffft. 😂😂😂

chubby is me. his solution to every problem is either food or sleep. 😊😊😊

oh finallyyyyy, back to the svetVi plot! 

svetlana drops the act! 😯😯😯

“at least tumne maana toh sahi tum svetlana ho.”

bitch you think there’s more than one of these perfect specimens walking around on the planet? no way. she’s it, baby. 😎😎😎

someone give me svetlana’s confidence in commanding a man. she’s so personality goals! (murder aside. actually, maybe murder included.) 😍😍😍

wait what? is that acid? what the fuck jhanvi????? 😐😐😐

also the levels of that jar keep going up and down. what nonsense. 🙄🙄🙄

apparently, rudra’s imma sleep it all away plan didn’t work. sucks to be you, boo. 

“rudy i’m your friend, not your ayah.” 

that’s exactly what this spoiltass loser needs though, an ayah. fucking child. 😒😒😒

who the fuck is kaira now??? 🤔🤔🤔

lmao svetlana just beat the acid outta jhanvi’s hand. god i love herrrr. she’s always prepared. 😊😊😊

ok jhanvi is sooooo fucking lame. imma need svetlana to fuck her up, purely coz she’s so damn lame. 🙄🙄🙄

omfg, slay me mama. literally kill me! i love you and your face sooooo much. 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

kaira is lame af too. 😒😒😒

ok rudra, i’m pretty sure giving ppl raw egg is against some health code violation. why the fuck would you come to a restaurant and ask for raw eggs? 😑😑😑

ok imma need kaira to stfu. she’s very annoying. 😒😒😒

thank god that got over quickly. 😗😗😗

ok, bhavya and manav are on an outdoor date. 😊😊😊

LMAO WHAT EFFICIENTLY? SULTAN IS STILL AT LARGE. 😂😂😂

i like manav though. he seems really nice. 😚😚😚

oh he knows her right from childhood. 

ok yeah, i really like manav. goddamnit bhavya, this is exactly the kinda man you shouldddd be with. sensitive and supportive. treating you like an equal. appreciating your talent and work as a cop. like what a hell of an upgrade from stupid immature rudra. 😒😒😒

manav’s nice and going to get his poor heart broken. 😞😞😞

GOD I LITERALLY DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU TWO AND YOUR BS. THIS WAS 10 MINUTES THAT COULD HAVE BEEN SPENT ON GAURI. OR OM. OR LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE. I WOULD HAVE BEEN GOOD WITH JUST STARING AT OM AND SHIVAAY HANGING OUT TOGETHER IN SILENCE, OVER THIS NONSENSE. 😤😤😤

OH THANK GOD ANIKA’S BACK TOMORROW. SHE’S BACK SHE’S BACK SHE’S BACK. 😍😍😍😘😘😘😊😊😊

but hella overly angsty???? girl u ok? 😕😕😕

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day 2! please god, let this be a better episode than whatever yesterday was. 😕😕😕

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oufffff shivaaaay, such screamy. 😣😣😣

ohhhhhhh shit. i thought this was part of the "plan" he made with anika, but nope. BIG BROTHER KNOWS. AND HE IS NOT HAPPY. 😬😬😬

haaaaye, look at this innocent praani. “mujhe kuchhhh samajh mein nahi aa raha haiiiii.” pffft. 🙄🙄🙄

i'm totally relating with shivaay's teeth-grinding waala gussa. kyunki is nikkame ne kaam hi aisa kiya hai. 😠😠😠

before anyone accuses shivaay of being a hypocrite considering how he himself got married, lemme jump to his defense real quick: shivaay's always seen himself as the big bad wolf who does all the dirty work to protect the fam. he does the things he does SO THAT omRu can maintain their innocence and go through life as "the good ones" who never have the bear the weight of such actions on their consciences. i imagine he's very disappointed and angry that om too, fucked up at the start of his marriage in almost the exact same way he did (which is something he still hasn't forgiven himself for, even if anika has.) 😔😔😔

... suddenly subha's nose looks... not that different???? or have i just gotten used to it? 🤔🤔🤔

pffffffft, shut it buamaa. at this rate, shareef toh bas rudra bacha hai. warne baaki sab ke sab... khair chodo. 😒😒😒

"hum teeno ne kuch decide kiya tha, ki ek dusre se kuch chupaayenge nahi"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OK SURE SHIVAAY. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

says the guy who JUST THIS MORNING was avoiding rudra's calls so that he didn't find out sahil had been kidnapped. lmfao, ok NOW you guys can go ahead and call him a hypocrite. 😊😊😊

ouff shivaay, i know this is 45 min ka episode and tujhe lamba kheenchna hai, but JUST SPIT IT OUT ALREADY. 😒😒😒

lol om and jhanvi's “oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit” faces. 😆😆😆

yup, the chairman of Organization for Upliftment of Oberoi Bahus is carrying out his duties much seriously. 😊😊😊

lmao pinky's face be like "ab yeh nayi gareeb kaun hai???" 😂😂😂

lmaoooooooo, way to drop a bomb on dadi, billu. socha bhi nahi ki woh buzurg hai, and the last time you pulled this shit nearly killed her???? she had to go on like, 4 theerth yatras to get over it.  🙃🙃🙃

lollllll rudra-anika arguing terminology. 😂😂😂

shivaay's pulling a real anjali from IPKKND on finding out about baby bro's secret wedding. 😗😗😗

no for real he looks so hurt tho. someone give my boy a hug. 😞😞😞

all i want to know is this: does shivaay know that this bulbul is the current maarta hua chulbul???? 😆😆😆

ohhhhhh boy. buamaa ne bhaanda phod diya. 😬😬😬

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PEOPLE DON'T FUCKING TALK TO EACH OTHER. 😑😑😑

and pinky, tum toh chup hi raho. badi aayi bataane waali. 😤😤😤

oh shit, NOW WHAT???? 😧😧😧

how did she escape the cops alreadyyyy??? 😯😯😯

OMG WHAAAAAAAAAAAT. i thought shivaay would be the one to face offfff with fauxlana, but IT'S JETHANI JI JR. TO THE RESCUEEEEEE. 

lol ok, too dramaticccc anika. tone it down a little. 😗😗😗

wah. devarji gets in on it too! 😊😊😊

all i want in life is a devar like rudra. 😘😘😘

lmao, though we've never seen you use this body rudra???? your brothers are always having to do the haathapai themselves. 😕😕😕

lo, bade bhaiyya bhi utar gaye maidan mein. ab toh haar maan lo, behenji! 😂😂😂

lol, how much older than SHIVAAY is svetlana supp to be???? 🤔🤔🤔

also hello, what happened to that fast approaching birthday of shivaay's? did we miss it? 😐😐😐

again, no one is bothering to ask her WHY SHE WANTS TO DESTROY THEM. they're just like “yeah, everyone wants to kill us, we're used to it now. 🙄🙄🙄”

bua maaaaa, you're just adding flame to fire. kyun bechaare shivaay ko aise jalaaa rahi ho? 😟😟😟

aw. billuuuuuu. *pats his floofy hair* 😔😔😔

"O bhi bareilly jaake SSO pt. 2 ho gaya."

and therein lies the root of all the problems. and awwwww, poor rudy boy was feeling left out. 😪😪😪

MAN I MISSED THE OBROS. I REALLY REALLY MISSED THESE BOYS AND THEIR BONDDDDDDDDDDD. WHY CAN'T WE JUST HAVE ONE SHOW AGAINNNNN?????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

ok this “one for all bs” i did not miss. 😒😒😒

OBRO HUGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 *THROWS MYSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS HANDSOME MAN SANDWICH AND ABSORBS ALL THE LOVE* 😚😚😚

mystery solved: shivRu didn't know chulbul = bulbul. 😅😅😅

LMAOOOOOOOOO SHIVAAY'S FACE. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

ok, i guess everyone's just glad om didn't threaten rape/kidnap anyone to coerce gauri into marrying him that they're all like YAAAAY WEDDING TIME HAPPY TIME. 😕😕😕

dadi doesn't have naseeb to watch any of her kids' weddings. ab bas prinku ek aakhri umeed ka chiraag bachi hai. 😌😌😌

shivaay toh chun chun ke badla le raha hai. if he had to go through all that, he's gonna make damn sure that om suffers through it all too. 🙃🙃🙃

lolololol om's face. so enthused. 😐😐😐

ok shivaay has a lot of opinions on ladkiyaan and their shaadi ke sapne and armaan. 😕😕😕

you guys, don't come for my boy like thisssss. HE'S TRYING OK?????? 😖😖😖

shaadi ke 6 mahine BAAAD pre-wedding functions. this fam is fucking bonkers. chalo, mainu kiiii. maine toh bas dekhna hai. 🙄🙄🙄

i was just thinking where this tikiya chotiiiii was. 😑😑😑

anika ne toh matlab, full on adopted gauri. she's the rudra to gauri's anika. 😊😊😊

which bhaabi you talking to? use their names, kid. 😐😐😐

aaaaaand her nose is back to looking f'd up. 😕😕😕

lmaooooo i missssed rudra's taaang adaaana so much. 😂😂😂

"MAIN jaa raha hoon" 

*firmly grasps HER hand and quickly pulls her along* 😏😏😏

snorttttttt, rudra. ek hi dialogue kitni jagaon pe maaroge? 😆😆😆

lol all the big brothers taking their wives and leaving poor rudy boy alone. 😂😂😂

OMG GOOD DADI STILL CONSIDERS SUMO AS "BIWI". 😧😧😧

pleaseeeeeeeeeee god, let all this love ka magiccc shit be referring to SAUMYA. 💗💗💗

siiiiiiiigh, i guess this is our new girl. *moodily stares at her* 😕😕😕😒😒😒

YAAAAAAAAAS, ANIKA/GAURI BONDING!!!!!!!!! THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SINCE FEBRUARYYYYYY!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭

... what about the super serious conversation om took gauri to have tho???? 🤔🤔🤔

omfg pinkyyyyyy i hate youuuuuu. please die, thanks. 👿👿👿

hee hee hee, rudra getting his two grumpy older brothers ready. 😂😂😂

lmaoooo om's frustration with his jackettttt. what a child. 😆😆😆

"UNCLE" omfg. 😂😂😂

the uncles do not look amused. 🙈🙈🙈

let's all take a moment to appreciate shivaay in black tho. haaaaaaye. i am truly blessed today.  😻😻😻😻😻😻

"apne bhaiyya saade dus se pehle so jaate hai. o saade dus ke baad hi dikhta hai, aur mera kya hai, main toh dikhta hi nahi hoon!"

lolololol dude, i love these meta jokes ok. they never get old to me. 😂😂😂

yeah, how many times have you idiots made this promise to each other? fuck it, just give up now. 🙄🙄🙄

my man rudra spitting the truth about how fucked up this house is. WE DIDN'T EVEN GET TO THE GIRL IN THE FREEZER. 😫😫😫

"ek ghante ka episode hai. mahasangam." 

snort. 😂😂😂

looking gooooooood, 3rd generation oberois. i love prinku's earrings. 😍😍😍

waaaah, synchronized entry by the girls. 😌😌😌

look at the contrast in faces of the boys tho. 😂😂😂

meme time! your crush looking at you when you enter a room.

expectation: 

“OMFG. AN ANGEL. MUST KISS NOW.” 

reality:

“WHO DIS BASIC?” 

hey guys??? where's tej? did 🐊🐊🐊 jango 🐊🐊🐊 eat him when no one was looking? 😶😶😶

ok that was a realllllllllll contrived fall. BUT I'M NOT COMPLAINING, BECAUSE HAAAAAYE LOOK HOW BOOTIFUL MY BABIES LOOK. 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

HOLY SHIT BOY. HOW YOU LOOK AT HER LIKE THIS AND NOT KISS HER??? HOW???? 😫😫😫

excuse me for a bit, i need to pause and admire his expression for 5 minutes. 😍😍😍

"thande thande paani se nahaana chahiye, shivaay bhaiyya ko anika bhabi ko pakadne ka bahaana chahiye." 

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. 😂😂😂

btw, does om not do shayari anymore? ghatiya as it was, i miss it. 😢😢😢

HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT. 😧😧😧

MERI MAANO SHIVAAY, FUCK THE FUNCTIONS, JUST TAKE THE GIRL UPSTAIRS AND BANG. 😯😯😯

"isse zyaada pyaar se toh police chor ko pakadti hai" 

pfffft, i'm sure fauxlana would disagree with you, dadi. 😝😝😝

ugh ommmmmmmmmmm. you're such an asshole these days. you need another talking to from bhaiyya and jethani ji, methinks. 😒😒😒

rudra, please be the checks and balances that the messed up riKara relationship needs right now. 🙁🙁🙁

he's trying to tell you that you look hotttt, girl. let him. 😏😏😏

haaaaaaaaye, theirrrrr smilessssssss. my babiesssssssssssss. 💖💖💖💖💖💖

OMGGGGGG HE CALLED HER "KHIDKIIIIIIITODDDD KHOOBSOORAT" I CAN'TTTT HANDLEEEEEEE. I... THEY'RE... 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

PINKY GTFO WITH YOUR BURI NAZAR. *waves nimbu mirchi around my children's head* 😠😠😠

ugh whyyyyyyyy is pinkyyyyy even here i hate her so much she's ruining everythinggggg I JUST WANT MY GIRL TO BE HAPPYYYYYYYY 😩😩😩

goddamn, nakuul just looks too fucking handsome today. they shoulda chipkaofied disclaimer at start of episode so i could have mentally prepared myself. 😣😣😣

"warning: show ka hero aaj full black pehne hue BEHADH AMAZEBALLS lagta hai, aur pyaaaar bhari aankhon se heroine ko ek ghate ke liye lagataar dekhta hai. kripya show saavdhaani se dekhein." 

competition: whose zeher bhari kaatil nazrein are worse, pinky's or om's???? 😬😬😬

i guess this is the remarriage plot we've all been waiting forrrr. look how happy my girllll looooooks. she deservesssss it, my queeeeen. 😌😌😌

poor gauri. *pats her extremely beautiful head* 😞😞😞

awwwwwwwwwww, bade bhaiyya and bhaujaiiii are here for moral support. 😊😊😊

honestly, i don't care if this show doesn't have a plot anymore, i just wanna see shivaay and anika's loving and supportive relationships with everyone else in the fam. and a sesky scene with them in every episode. 🙃🙃🙃

ok don't like this weird tinkly happy "saathiya". it's weird. 😕😕😕

BOY STOP LOOKING AT HER LIKE THIS. LIKE... HONESTLY, MY FUCKING HEART CANNOT HANDLE THIS AFTER A LONG HARD DAY OF WORK. REHEM KARO MUJHPARRRRR. 😩😩😩😩

OMFG, I SPOKE TOO SOON. I SPOKE TOO SOON. TOO MUCH HOTNESS. MY FACE IS MELTING. 😧😧😧😲😲😲

"normal log jo hote hai... tumhari tarah nahi, NORMAL..." 

pffffffffft. hello kettle, this is pot. YOU'RE BLACK. 🙄🙄🙄

PYAAAAAAAR. DID HE SAY PYAAAAAAR???? 😯😯😯

omfg their little finger wrigglesssss at each other. I AM FUCKING DYING FROM THE CUTE. I AM I AM I AM. 😍😍😍😍😍😍

i honestly need to fucking pause and lie down for a bit, coz jesus christ this is just getting too much for me. ☠☠☠

"sanki singh oberoi kabhi bhi sweet singh oberoi ban sakta hai." 

YEAH BITCH SOME WARNING WOULDA BEEN NICE THO?!?!?!! 😩😩😩

pedantic singh oberoi can't let go of the "happy birthday" thing, can he? 🙃🙃🙃

awwwwwwwwww. new kangannnnnn. 😊😊😊

NOWWWWW PLEASE DON'T GIVE THESE AWAY, YOU OVERLY SACRIFICIAL IDIOT GIRL. 😒😒😒

pehle se her haath are so full, kangan pehnaayega kaise? 🤔🤔🤔

men, so easily freaked out by tears. pffffft, babies. 🙄🙄🙄

yes, get the cheapdi outttttt already. while you're at it, throw mummeh out toooo!😤😤😤

and bring mahi ve in!!!!!! 😊😊😊

ouffffffff oh, again with the 20 year old songs. whyyyyyy can't this show afford newer songs???????? honestly. 😑😑😑

who these random ppl who justttt showed up to dance? 🤔🤔🤔

also, you ppl know my sentiments to naach gaana... so fwding. ⏩⏩⏩

GOD. SUCHHHHHHHH HEAVY HANDED WITH THE SHIVAAY SINGING TO OMKARA BIT. WHAT NONSENSE. AWAIIII KA DRAMA. 🙄🙄🙄

lmao, om certainly got persuaded pretty easily to dance. 😂😂😂

whereeee was buamaaa allll this timeee? 😐😐😐

shivaay's happiness since discovering gauri is fucking amazing. i love it. may it become x1000 once he discovers devrani = saali. 😇😇😇

ok are the last 10 min just slo mo dancing? 😒😒😒

YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A FUCKING AMAZING TWIST RN? IF ROOP BUA CAME BACK RIGHT NOW. WITH MRS. KAPOOR. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 😈😈😈

guess we have to settle for NT ka cheapdapan. 😒😒😒

lol dadi and buamaa's faces = mine. 😒😒😒

lmaooooooooo sahil escaped his confinement to come jam with everyone. 😂😂😂

nazarrrrrrrrr toh ghar ke andarrrr ke logg hi laga rahe hai, hmph. 😤😤😤

haaaye my babies. such beautifullll. 😍😍😍😍😍😍

lol sharmaaa kyun raha hai billuuu? remember when you brought a buffalo into the house to get her to throw gobar at you???? 😆😆😆

lol shivaay be like 😂😂😂:  

also, bitch please, she already told you she loves you. no need to get all oooooooh pyaaaaar. you’re the one who hasn’t told her yet! 😒😒😒

also, KAHIN BHI SHURU HO JAATE HO, KISI KE BHI SAAMNE????? THODA SA TOH CONTROL KARO! 😧😧😧

lmao, everyone ELSE is feeling awkward, but yeh bhaisaab toh is too high on pyaaar to notice. 😂😂😂

tum aur tumhara pati kisi aur ko bolne de toh woh bolein. 😑😑😑

lol shivaay helpfully translating "gaiyyaaan" for everyone. 😂😂😂

lmao anika's impressed face + shivaay's slightly intimidated face @ "dabanggg gauri" 😂😂😂😂😂

"jaise electronics ke saath manual aata hai, in bhaabiyon ke saath dictionary aani chahiye" 😂😂😂😂

of course shivaay thinks "jhaap" is a high five. 🙄🙄🙄

precap: OMG YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS SHIVAAAAAAAAAAY FINALLLLLLLLLY KNOWSSSSSS. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

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apologies are the laaaaaaast thing on his mind once you did THAAAAAT, anika. 😏😏😏

haaaaaaaaye. 😍😍😍

i swear, shivaay is never more attractive to me than when he’s all puppy-eyed and apologetic. 😚😚😚

… like i get that you two are in the middle of a very deep conversation and all, but i just can’t help but wonder: standing in the middle of a pool in fulllll clothes, it just doesn’t look very comfor… ok never mind. 🤐🤐🤐

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG 😧😧😧

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE SAID “meriiiiii saanseinnnn ruk rahi haiiiiiii”!!!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍

but also, why won’t this man just say the words I LOVE YOU? like, sab kuch toh keh diya aur kar liya, bas yahannnn pe hi aake kyun atak jaata hai? 😕😕😕

or are we saving that for a later waala “i love you dammnit!!!!!!” type track? 🤔🤔🤔

ok i’ll stop complaining. haaaaaye. meriiii bhiiii saansein abhi ruk rahi haiiiiiii. 😚😚😚

HooOOoOoOOooOLLLLLLYYYYYY MOTHER OF GOD. 😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧

well, it’s been nice knowing you all, but i’m sorry, I’M FUCKING DEAD NOW. ☠☠☠

R.I.P. ME. 

ok seriously, i’m quitting my day job and starting a “marriage/sex counselling for tellywood couples” kinda thing. i see big money in my future. 😣😣😣

the 101 course is for all the tellywood wives, who ask their husbands “yeh aap kyaa kar rahe hai???” when the men dare to make a move towards them. 🙄🙄🙄

“i don’t care.”

what he’s not saying: i haven’t got some in a super long time, possibly ever, and you’re not making it easy on me, prancing around everyday in these backless tops, and especially right now; standing here plastered to me, all wet and sexy. please cut me some slack. 😗😗😗

“room mein chalein?“ 

lmaooooooo now that billu’s made a move, uski self-control ki dhajjiyyan hi udd gayi hai. 😆😆😆

ughhhh he’s sooooooo cute and giddy and excitedd and smileyyyyy. 😍😍😍

girl, why couldn’t you have smiled at HIM, and shown him that you were into it tooo? nahi, uske saamne toh you look like you’re being tortured. 😒😒😒

OHHHHHHH MY GODDDDDD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. WHY IS MUMMMEHHHHHH HEREEEEEEEEEEE?!?!? DON’T BE KILLING ALL THE LADY BONERS LIKE THIS, SHOW!!!!!!!!! 😩😩😩

OMG FUCK OFF PINKY. 😑😑😑

@ANIKA: CALL SHIVAAY BACK INTO THE POOL AND MAKE OUT WITH HIM IN FRONT OF HER FUCKING FACE JUST TO SPITE HER!!!!!!! 😤😤😤

"humaare beech ki doooriyaan khatam karna” lolololol tellywood and its ridiculoussss euphemisms for sex. 😂😂😂

“kya karoon?” ok girl, i’ll tell you. bang him first, and then use the baaki ke do din to come up with a plan on how to vanquish mummeh. 😇😇😇

with occasional bang breaks during those two days too. 😏😏😏

prinku is a fucking idiot to trust kamini again, if not just ranveer. 🙄🙄🙄

i really dgaf about anyyyyy of these irrelevent losers. where the fuck is my boy mahiiii ve???? he’s the only one i care about in this track. 😫😫😫

arre waah, anika has a new sessssssssky black salwarrrrrr for “sleeping” innnn. 😏😏😏

LMAOOOOOOOOOO IN THOSE 5 MIN, LOOK WHAT HE’S DONE TO THE ROOM. THIRSTY MUCH, SHIVAAY???? 😆😆😆

whyyyy is everything in this house SUCH A PRODUCTION???? baat baat pe ghar sajaaa dete hai. like… calm the fuck down. you know, you caaaaan do things without having the whole place look like a fairy light factory/flower market threw up in here. 🙄🙄🙄

i don’t get it, she came into the room all changed? like… where did she change??? does she keep a whole different wardrobe elsewhere in the house coz she can’t change in her room? 🤔🤔🤔

also does this room have a bathroom or not? when this set was used for beintehaa, we used to see the attached bath all the time, but they never show us that area on this show… 😐😐😐

ok i’ll stop blabbering about bathrooms and the architecture of the room when there’s clearly more important things to focus on. I JUST HAVE A LOT OF NERVOUS ENERGY RIGHT NOW OK?!?!!?? 😖😖😖

bro, at least close the fucking doooor. matlab, itniiiii bhi kya jaldi? 😶😶😶

pffffffffft. this corny ass fucker. 🙄🙄🙄

question: how did he even arrange all this shit??? lord, did this loser have the servants on standby with all this stuff for the past few weeks?? 😟😟😟

*5 minutes earlier* 

sopping wet shivaay running into servants’ quarters yelling “THIS IS NOT A DRILL, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I’M FINALLY ABOUT TO CLOSE THE DEAL. PLAN: SUHAAG RAAT IS A GO, PEOPLE, 👏🏽 MOVE 👏🏽 MOVE 👏🏽 MOVE 👏🏽 !!!!!” *runs back out*  *servants finally relieved, coz the sexual tension was killing them too*

welp. he said it. no mincing wordssss. 😧😧😧

is she being purposely obtuse??????? 😕😕😕

lmaoooooo, billu’s already beginning to lose his… “excitement”. 😂😂😂

lmao yepppppp, look at her face; she’s definitelyyyy fucking with him. 😂😂😂

and not in the fun way, that he had in mind. 😆😆😆

LOL LOOK AT HIM SHARMAOFYINGGGGGGGGG. GOD, THIS IDIOT BOY. 😂😂😂

pappu toh tum bana rahi ho is bechaare ka, anika. 😐😐😐

lmaooooo, billu ji ka para chad raha hai. and again, not in a funnnn way. in the old, phone-smashy kinda way. 😬😬😬

god knows how many phones are going to get sacrificed to shivaay’s sexual frustration. 🙃🙃🙃

jesus christtttttttttt shivaay, you talk too fucking much, and in the lamestttt, cheesiest fucking way possible. just kiss the goddamn girl. she’ll get all the info she needs from that. 🙄🙄🙄

GIRL, THAT’S NOT THE KIND OF JAGRAATA HE HAD IN MIND!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

a reminder for our viewers at home, that this is a 33 year old man that you’re watching, who can’t seem to tell his own damn wife that he wants to have sex with her. yes, you heard that right. 33 YEARS OLD. 😒😒😒

“woh waala. dusre type ka.” LMAO CHEAPDA. 😆😆😆

“dealllll hi toh sign nahi ho rahi hai yahan par. 😒" 

LMAOOOOOOO. 😂😂😂😂 also, return that Businessman of the Year award please. we’re giving it to a man who’s not THIS terrible in the bedroom. 😋😋😋

FUCKING FINALLY. AWAIIII KE 5 MINUTE BAATON MEIN BARBAAD KAR DIYE. 😒😒😒

ugh fuck off kamini. i hope for their sakes, that prinku/ranveer are scamming her. 😑😑😑

not that i particularly care. you three could die tomorrow and idgaf. 🙄🙄🙄

OK THE SCENE CHANGES ARE SO DAMN ABRUPT. COULD THE EDITING TEAM PLEASE WORK ON THEIR TRANSITIONS PLEASE????? FOR A SECOND I WAS LIKE EW I DON’T CARE ABOUT RANVEER/PRINKU’S SUHAAG RAAT. 🤢🤢🤢

if both his hands are on her face, why’s she still holding her hand behind her back? 🤔🤔🤔

… was she NOT fucking with him? i was absolutely positive she was??? DON’T TELL ME SHE REALLY DID NOT KNOW WHAT WAS HAPPENING? 😱😱😱

godddddd. this guy really TALKS too much. just get to it, you chatty cathyyyy. 😑😑😑

again, how long has he been holding on to this lingerie that he bought for her???? this thirsty ass fucker. 🙄🙄🙄

"TUMHE sharam aa rahi hai toh MAIN (mooh) kyun ghumaaoon??” hahahahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂

ouffffff, pooo baniiiii parvatiiiii. matlab jaise 20 years of sanskaari star plus bahus’ bhoot ek saath ghus gayi ho iske andar. 🙄🙄🙄

lmaooooo his face at being called a “2 rs cheapda husband” 😂😂😂

“pehenti ho ya… pehnaoon main?”/“khud pehenogi ya mujhe pehnana padega?”

oh hot dayuuuuummmmm. 😧😧😧

such a bittersweet callback to the last time he said this - the day they got married, when he forced her into tia’s joda. how far they’ve come since then. 😌😌😌

also, a reminder that the more things change, the more they stay the same. 😂😂😂

I’M SORRY I JUST CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT HOW HAPPY/EXCITED HE LOOKS. THIS STUPID ADORABLE BOYYYYYYYY. 😚😚😚

god this ridiculous comedyyyy musicccc. we get it, it’s funny. no need to go SO over the top with the audio cues. 🙄🙄🙄

also lord, that… thing… is so ugly. 😟😟😟

maybe next time, just get her a voucher shivaay. you clearly can’t be trusted to shop for anything but 10 crore ke kangan. 😕😕😕

LMAO BILLU, LIKE, IS *THIS* THE HILL YOU WANNA DIE ON? GETTING HER TO WEAR THIS STUPIDASS THING? PEHENEGI BHI TOH WAISE BHI 5 MINUTE MEIN NIKAAL KE PHENKNA HI TOH HAI. FOCUS ON THE ACTUAL GOAL, YOU FUCKING IDIOT.  😂😂😂

did she just… run OUT OF THE ROOM, looking like that???? lord above.😣😣😣

billu doesn’t look too displeased though. aaaaah love. 😌😌😌

ouffff, justttt send the pics to whoeverrr you’re going to, aur khatam karo siyaapa. awaiiiii ka time waste. 😒😒😒

also this is soooo clearly anika’s old house. matlab, do they just have this one set for all non-oberoi mansion locations???? 😕😕😕

note: she’s back to their first meeting waala outfit. the last time she wore this was the morning after daksh tried to murder her, and these two made a fresh start to their marriage. interesttttttting. meaning today marks another new phase to their marriage as well. will it be a good phase, or is it the beginning of the endddd???? 🤔🤔🤔

good vibes only, lord. i can’t stand more sadness in my life rn. 😞😞😞

“kal raat ki apni embarrassment calculate kar rahi ho?” lmaooooooooooo this snarky little shit. 😂😂😂

also, did she not come back to the room after running away??? where did she sleep??? 🤔🤔🤔

an image of her sleeping between gauri and omkara just came to me and now i can’t stop lol-ing. 😂😂😂😂😂

he’s soooooo fucking cute whenever he asks her what she’s up to. genuinely interested/amused by this crazyass girl and her daily antics. 😚😚😚

“raja bete, bibbe munde, sundar bachche” 😂😂😂

why is there a half abandoned mehendi pattern on her hand? it looks really weird. 😬😬😬

ok i never thought there’d be someone more awful than me at math, but thank god for anika. she makes me feel so much better about myself. 😌😌😌

… is this a thing for world environmental day or something? like… what’s the point of this randomass conversation about water consumption? 😑😑😑

“aur tum, jo mujhpe paani phenk phenk kar kitnaaa paani waste karti ho." 

lololol. way to turn the tables, billu. 😆😆😆

ughhhhhhhh, he’s too cute. just too fucking adorable.  💖💖💖💖💖

ughhhhhh, fuckkkkkk offfff pinkyyy, you fucking dementor. 😡😡😡

stop it anika. you’re scaring my bechaara billu. 😭😭😭😭😭

oh, this idiot is back home. 🙄🙄🙄

not that anyone particularly cares. ab toh shaadi bhi ho gayi, paraya dhan and all that. oberois have washed their hands of her, mentally. 😐😐😐

oh gooood, billu knows something’s bothering anika. 😌😌😌

god the outfits for tomorrow fill me with such intense rage, ke kya bataaaon. not only are they eye-bleedingly ugly, it reminds me of the whole nakuul’s shitty insta caption BS. don’t even wanna watch tomorrow’s ep. 😡😡😡

also, why is everyone shocked? do i even want to know? 😕😕😕

i bet she went and brought mahi ve. 😐😐😐

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ishqbaaz 16.05.17 lb

yaaaaaaay, my computer isn’t acting berserk today, so here, have all the emojis!!!!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

pffffffffft, pinky's now shaming NT for not knowing what a DNA test is. honestly pinky. 🙄🙄🙄

“woh phooldaan ka ganda pani bhi pee gaye!”

LMAO LITERALLY NO ONE TOLD YOU TO THO 😂😂😂😂😂

lol NT is scared that shivaay's going for her kidneys next. 😆😆😆

got the source of shivaay's grabbiness. gets it from his mummeh. 😒😒😒

watch it, tho, pinks moms. not everyone's as responsive to it as your bahu is. 😶😶😶

YOU TELL HERRRRRR NT! 😏😏😏

pinky mom's going off the rails. 😕😕😕

anika bolti hai, toh tujhe problem. nahi bolti, toh problem. pftttt. 🙄🙄🙄

anika is such a weepy wendy these days. i don't like her like this, it reminds me of the days immediately after the wedding, where she was just being a passive cow, always in tears. 😑😑😑

god pleaseeeeeee let shivaay find out pinky is the one behind this, within the week. please!!!! 😩😩😩

ohhhhhh boy. if looks could kill, NT would be a pile of ashes on the ground. 😬😬😬

... look at anika be all MRS. SNOB SINGH OBEROI. 🤐🤐🤐

"ek dum qurbani ki zeenat aman lagenge, kasam se!" lmaooo 

snort, meta reference to nakuul's hrithik resemblance. 😋😋😋

ouff anika, why are you being such a snooty bitch? like ok, she's being crass, but you don't have to act like this, all snobby and... all about the money. there's literally no difference between you and shivaay from the first episodes right now. 😐😐😐

please to notice, NT still has shivaay's watch. she's gonna pocket it, isn't she? 🙈🙈🙈

lmaooooo shivaay's face when walking in on this scene. 😂😂😂

lol @ the weird nose twitch shivaay/nakuul just did 😆😆😆

lmaoooo, i knew it. there goes the watch. 😋😋😋 

"tikiya choti" lolololol 😂😂😂

aaaaaaand anika's hatred and michmichi just got a few notches higher. 😗😗😗

"yeh ghadi nahi, yeh toh shubh ghadi hai!" lol i loveeeee NT, she's too cute! 😂😂😂

yikes, look at anika looming in the shadows. she's learnt a thing or two from daksh! 😧😧😧

"auntyji yeh jo rondhupana aap phela rahi hai na..." my savageeeee queen! 👸🏽👸🏽👸🏽

lol anika's "cockroach!" waala pentra is reminding me of the time khushi started screaming about the "tiljatta"/CACKROACH in the bathroom. 😊😊😊

omfg pinky. honestly, i can't wait for when you get what's coming to you. 👿👿👿

aw mannnnnn, anikaaaaaa. *holds my baby to me* 🤧🤧🤧

GOD, IDHAR INKA ABHI BHI KHATAM NAHI HUA. prinku for fucks sake, smash a beaker over his head and gtfo there! 😠😠😠

waaaah, naak ke saath i'm glad prinku's seemed to have gotten some spine reinforcement surgery done as well. 😌😌😌

ugh fuck you rapey ranveer. die in a fire, thanks. 😡😡😡

(also, fairly sure their track is now going to be like... prinku not being as receptive to ranveer's BS anymore, and ranveer realizing he's in love with her for real. ugh.) 

the lightingggggg of this scene tells meeeee we’re gonna see the forehead kiss we saw in gorky's pic!!!! 😍😍😍

aankhein hai ya batata??? rote hue ko dekh kar pooch rahe ho, RO RAHI HO KYA? 🤔🤔🤔

nahi, mumbai ka paani ka problem singlehandedly solve kar rahi hai. pfffft. 😒😒😒

oh babyyyy girl. you are the best human being in this show's universe. don't you doubt yourself for a second thanks to nikkammi mummy! 😞😞😞

but also, interesting how anika is now having NKK issues. for someone who said it never mattered, suddenly she can't accept the fact that she can be related to someone who she sees as beneath her. now you see where shivaay was coming from, eh girl? 😕😕😕

even more interesting is that shivaay was the one willing to accept NT when he thought she was anika's mom. he wholeheartedly put aside his NKK ideals for anika's sake without a thought. 😌😌😌

"tum sirf meri ho, meri. meri anika." 

excuse me. time for regularly scheduled weeping break. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

*screams from all the feelz and dies* 👻👻👻

GOD CAN YOU JUST FUCKING KISS HER FOR FUCKING REAL??? TAKE MY (ALBEIT, SLIGHTLY DEFECTIVE AND KINDA FULL OF STONES) KIDNEYS INSTEAD OF NAYANTAARA'S. JUST TAKE THEM, BUT JUST LORD, JUST KISS THE GIRL PROPERLY. 😩😩😩

i'm THISSSSSSS close to smashing my already smashed up computer screen from the frustration of it all. 😤😤😤

how we know ranveer is truly a sociopath: he's wearing a... woolen knitwear blazer. in the month of may, in mumbai. where temps are 30+ and humidity is like 80%. 😐😐😐

SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU, YOU BLOODY CREEP. COULD YOU GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF ALREADY? 😒😒😒

lmaooooo omg, he heard me through the screen!!!!!!!!! *in awe of my own magic powers, like anika was of her chamatkaari chutki* 

kood ja behenchod. aaj toh kissa khatam hi kar le. 🙄🙄🙄

lmaooooo, ranveer is like, shit i overcommitted and now i have to deliver, or imma look like a chutiya. 😂😂😂

good riddance. except not. coz she's gonna fall for this shitty stunt of his. as per usual. ugh, prinku. you're the fucking worst. 😤😤😤

ouffff you idiot, why did you have to tell him the truth? just be like YEAH IM GOING TO OFFICE. honestly, the less parents know, the better. 🤐🤐🤐

YUP, SHAKE AND JOSTLE THE PERSON WHO JUMPED FROM THREE STORIES ABOVE, AND HAS INTERNAL INJURIES FOR SURE. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

actually, a good way to kill him faster! do it prinku! FINISH HIM!!!!! 😈😈😈

THIS STUUUUUUUUUUUPIDDDDD GIRL OMG. SHE HAS DUNG FOR BRAINS. COMPLETE DUNG. 💩💩💩

lol where did she get the ganna from? 🙃🙃🙃

LMAOOOOOOO OMG SHIVAAY'S FACE WHEN SHE SPAT IT HAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂

lol of course he doesn't know what ganna is. 🙄🙄🙄

lo, poori ki poori family aa toot padi hai is ek bechaare hospital par.😐😐😐

RIP City Hospital. watch it collapse, not being able to handle the amount of drama the oberois bring with them. 🙈🙈🙈

and calling it now itself that stupid shivaay gets distracted by pathetic prinku's BS. 😒😒😒

arre waah. shivaay has khanna posted here. good that he showed some akal, but we know that mummeh ka shaatir dimaag shall prevail. 😣😣😣

knew it. he's seen prinku and got distracted by her bullshit drama. FUCKING PRINKU. RUINS EVERYTHING. NOT ONLY HER OWN GODDAMNED LIFE, BUT EVERYONE ELSE'S TOO. COULD YOU JUST GO FAR FAR AWAY FROM YOUR POOR OLDER BROTHER(S) AND BEST FRIEND AND LET THEM LIVE IN PEACE FOR 3 DAYS?????? 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

matlab kya, phone pe awaiiii bol raha tha kya? or is this some kinda nightmare that anika is having? how did the report get switched AFTER he collected it??? 🤔🤔🤔

EITHER WAY, I DON’T CARE. CAN WE GET TO THE INTERESTING BIT OF THIS TRACK, WHICH IS MAHI VE AND KAMEENI AND THE BACKSTORY THERE? LITERALLY NONE OF US CARE ABOUT ANIKA’S FAMILY RN (UNLESS IT’S GAURI WHO TURNS OUT TO BE THE OTHER GIRL.) 😒😒😒