#just Rock Lee and Naruto being crackheads

[missmetus]

they could be either be dancing to this or this

[johnnyseosabs]

NCT 127 as Naruto Characters

because I love Naruto and I also love NCT with my whole being 

Taeil as Shikamaru

quiet and reserved on the outside, actual genius on the inside

loyal 

underrated like give the guy more credit 

sick of naruto’s/haechan’s shit but secretly loves him to death 

Johnny as Kakashi

just wants the best for everyone

the duality... positive when he wants to be and intimidating when he wants to be 

has faith in people even if they try to kill him

more than meets the eye

takes care of his children that aren’t his children

Taeyong as Itachi 

SO MISUNDERSTOOD  

talented af 

just wants to protect those he loves 

suffers so much on his own silently (ugh I just want to give both of them a big hug)

deserves the whole world and more 

too good for this world 

a legend 

Yuta as Kushina

goes to a foreign land and works their ass off

give them more credit they've suffered so much t-t

cheerful but will sass you if they feel like it 

iconic red hair ill never get over 

actually more talented than people give them credit for

a lil chaotic but it’s ok it’s adorable 

whipped for minato/mark 

and if you’re feeling a lil ~chaotic~: 

Doyoung as Neji

deserves better

will not hesitate to call u out for ur shit 

so powerful and could do so much more (so much wasted potential bro give Doyoung a solo) 

even though he’s judging u he will protect u with his whole being 

cold af but he loves u dw 

Jaehyun as Sasuke

aNGSTY

all the girls swoon over them lmao me included

will try to kill u then love u to pieces right after

confident kings but not the type that’s conceited like Naruto 

ace -- good at everything they do 

lowkey kinda soft o-o

Jungwoo as Rock Lee

bowl cut kings

crackheads 24/7 but even more crackhead when drunk

actually more powerful than people give them credit for 

smiley like srsly you can’t hate them

the character development and personal growth in them!!!  

meme

Mark as Minato

powerful. so powerful. 

child prodigy (minato graduated konoha academy with the highest scores in history and mark always got the hardest worker trainee award)

can’t control Naruto/Haechan but loves them nonetheless 

pretty darn cool 

purest soul 

everyone loves them 

another legend 

Haechan as Naruto 

hyper as hell 

there’s more to them than just their crackhead personalities 

confident in their looks 

hard worker thats overworked but they’re okay with it 

cares deeply for everyone and has such a kind heart  

[might-guys-acorn]

ALRIGHT FOLKS👏🏻

I want to give you this list. I know its bizarre, but it makes us laugh, so maybe itll make you laugh too.

I give you the gift of incorrect names for naruto things, as regularly used phrases for me and Allie @smol-mermaid when speaking about the show😁

Narnuto (Naruto) - as coined by my little sister by mixing up the words Naruto and Narnia

Hulk Hogan (Hokage) - as coined by Allie being an ass to me during a rant

Baby ft. Helmet (Konohamaru) - as coined by Allie forgetting his name and hyper focusing on his first appearance outfit

Sockie (Sasuke) - as coined by both of us being too lazy to pronounce that many syllables

Bug Boi (Shino) - an affectionate nickname given by Allie bc she adores him

Broccoli/Brock Lee (Rock Lee) - as coined by us saying his too fast and/or thinking its hilarious to call him a vegetable.

Tomorrow (Temari) - as coined by Allie desperately trying to remember her name and only slightly getting it right.

Daddy Kank/ Papa Kank (Kankuro) - as coined by the two of us acknowleging the fact that he's precious™️

Everyone's Favorite Crackhead Grandpa (Jiraiya) - as coined by me, describing him while watching one of many filler episodes where he's being a crackhead

See also:

"Chakra Reachy Grabby" - Allie speaking about the secondary hands created by the Nine Tails Cloak

"Thats a big job for a fuckin slug" and "Precious, love that slug" and "Shes a good slug." - Me ranting at an episode of Shippuden on my phone while she watches the first series (Shes behind but we're watching it together)

"All these bitches should be dead" - Allie reacting to the fight scenes during the first arc of 'retrieving sasuke'

"Shes gay. Like its not canon, but its almost canon" - Me speaking about Tenten in a filler arc

"Daddy Kank, you can give me a spanking anytime." And "Thirsty for that Kankur-OHHH" - Me and Allie absolutely nutting over Kankuro bc hes a sexy beast.

"I ship Choji and yogurt. CHOGURT!" - Allie just generally being a crackhead

"Hes a spicy puppy." - in reference to Akamaru, we were at ramen and they named a spicy one after Akamaru, henceforth spicy puppy

"Fuck that big chicken" - referencing the large clay bird Deidara uses to carry away Gaara in the first shippuden arc