#junkbrainz

[tf2occontest]

The Archeologist VS THE BUTCHER!

(Full matchup list here)

Alright team, here's a recap: This is a contest to determine who amongst you will take the top of the leaderboards and be hired at TFI! Simply put, whoever gets the most votes gets to move on, and whoever doesn't... Well. They'll be put down swiftly and cleanly. :}

So, mann your stations, because here are your next contestants! Vote for your favorite mercenary who you want to win the TF2 OC Contest! - P

OC INFO UNDER THE CUT!

We highly encourage you to take a peek to make your decision!

The Acheologist

@meet-the-archeologist

Image credit: @/the-depressed-comedic-relief

Why should you vote for the archeologists? They’re silly dino-hyperfixated nerds who just wanna be loved (and kill people in the meanwhile but. Don’t worry bout it) Archie has bagged two murderous boyfriends and Micheal one, but is simped over by like ten people somehow. They try their best to help people but sometimes unintentionally make things worse, and are your go-to source for questions about dinosaurs

THE BUTCHER!

@meetthebutcher

Image credit: @/junkbrainzart

The Red Butcher is only known as Butcher. He's bright and cheery, maybe to a creepy extent. He's whimsical, if you will.

Butcher is 50 years old and from Hungary, having come to America in his late 30's fleeing the police. His store at home, which was once his fathers store, had finally been caught for the decades of human corpses in their freezer, being sold as animal meat.

He set up shop in the United States, eventually falling back on murder and cannibalism. He was found out again, but not before catching the eyes of TFI.

He was later hired as a mercenary, forgoing his prison sentence and bringing him to what he considers a paradise.

Butcher is fold of the respawn machine because of his desire to kill. He's blood thirsty. Literally and metaphorically. He gets along well with Medic, but tends to creep the other mercs out.

Anyways, Vote Butcher. He's a fat hairy old gay cannibal what more could tumblr want

[queensqueercourt]

hello >:)

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

[ID: A photo of a corner of a porch decorated for Halloween, with a black plastic cauldron full of scrambled egg. A handwritten sign declares "Warm scrambled egg." End ID]

[tf2shipswag]

ROUND 1, MATCH 9

butcher belongs to @junkbrainz!! intern belongs to @queensqueercourt!! [no propaganda rules for butcher, 1 propaganda rule for intern: "Keep it SFW due to them being a minor but other than that go off"]

ABOUT OUR CONTESTANTS UNDER THE CUT!

THE BUTCHER: - "hes my special boy who is so very normal hes the normalest boy let him into your tournament pretty please :))))" - "hes a butcher (obviously) who came to ameria fleeing uh. totally the soviet union and Not The Police Haha!!!! hes everyone's favourite father figure who may or may not eat people :)))))"

THE INTERN: - "lemme paint you a scenario. you are 16. you get an intern position at mann co. you get a tour of 2fort for business purposes with the other interns. you get separated from the said tour. You stumble into battle. you make it out alive by screaming and crying your way out of it. your boss decides "good enough we need someone down there" and sends you to 2fort as a permanent position and you don't get paid anything for doing so." - "Intern is what youd image an average high school teenager such as wanting to get good grades, indulging in drama and hearsay, and having what others would agree a splendid wardrobe. except theyre not like other kids cause if the public found out about their crimes the state would bring back the death penalty JUST for them. they have this vibe where theyd maim people to pop/energetic music like "make your own kind of music" or "lovefool" etc."

[sicc-nasti]

BIRTHDAY BOOOYYYY well technically it was December 22 but WATEVER WE CELEBRATE ON THE WEEKENDS ANYWAYSS Happy Birthday to the worst best mailman you could ever have the misfortune of knowing AND THANK U TO MY FRIENDS WHO DREW BDAY FANART OF HIM YALL ARE AMAZING

credits for their art below! 2nd- @/beepartcollection 3rd- @/junkbrainz 4th - @/vynvox

[hazardtoons]

The @tf2occontest has begun, and we're all hungry to know who will take home the crown (the job application) -- SO, why not check out what's on our star menu? A collection of the very best OCs you'll find in the TF2 community! Tasty, right? So, what are you waiting for? Vote with your wallet, as they say!

Passionfruit - Ágatha by chef @arts-of-gjb : A nostalgic holiday flavour that will bring back memories of dissecting human hearts with your beloved uncle.

Rocky Road - Butcher by chef @junkbrainz : Rocky road is a classic, tasty... Wait, er, is that pork? I sure hope that's pork.

Butter Pecan - Jack of All Trades by chef @mickmundane : A reliable flavour that will ironically make you feel warm inside. Although, too much will make you sick. Perhaps the combo deal was a typo?

Chocoberry Party Time - Assistants by chef @gordonfreemanreal : The cool, smooth blueberry and vanilla is a perfect finish to the flavourful, ultra sweet taste of the choc strawberry. A masterful combination that works perfectly. I bet the chef is super handsome too.

Neapolitan Surprise - Interns by chef @queensqueercourt : A perfect after-school snack for overworked and underappreciated teenagers.

Sherb-Tachio - Couriers by chef @sicc-nasti : This combination just downright doesn't mesh well at all. Or maybe it's just an acquired taste? Regardless, it's a tasty treat, but you may get more than you bargained for.

Clown Cones - Decoys by chef @friendlyengie : This recipe has been reworked many times over the years, but now, it's here to fulfil its purpose and make you, the customer's favourite, smile!

Therapist's Puppy Parfait : This dessert is perfect for any emotional situation. Crying over a breakup, screaming into the empty glass, enthusing about how much you love your job... any scenario.

all silliness aside, the people who i linked, their ocs are worth your vote in the tourney. and you should also give them a follow. their ocs are dynamic, intricate and wonderful.

[meetthebutcher]

HELLO!

this is an askblog for my (@junkbrainz )'s oc BUTCHER!!

hey, content warning, there will be talk of blood, gore, cannibalism, and murder. such is the life of a butcher! things will be tagged accordingly.

this blog is 16+, please respect that.

if you happen to be on desktop and want some more butcher info, here's his neocities! (sites weird on mobile, apologies.)

all responses will be in character unless specified! rules under the break :D

mod is 19, go ham go wild. i may not post asks that are NSFW though.

i have full right to not respond to certain asks if i don't like 'em. be niceys please.

if you have something u want me to tag, just send me an ask! high chance i will :D

[friendlyengie]

falls over and three more ocs fall out of my pocket

(Beautiful old man getting stabbed belongs to @junkbrainz !! So sad how he died)

[mickmundane]

Digital portrait from mid June of @junkbrainz Mortician 10th class oc!

(Lines under the cut)

[beepartcollection]

a huge, huge, HUGE mass attack for my friends! :D

PLEASE ZOOM IN!! THIS THING IS HUGE AND DETAILED!!!

Everyone from left to right, bike to van to truck Jay the Janitor: Me! :3 Brodie/The Courier: @sicc-nasti Hacker: @gordonfreemanreal Target: @inputs-chaos Botanist: @1-800-deactivatednearu Agatha: @arts-of-gjb Therapist: @hazardtoons Decoy: @ottoslab Munitioneer: @1-800-deactivatednearu Reporter: @chokulit Intern: @queensqueercourt Reactor: @iaminsideyourwalls Butcher: @junkbrainz Priest: @sicc-nasti Toxicologist: @numbers-96 Eli: @gordonfreemanreal

This was a LOT of work and a LOT of effort, I have not done a painting in 5ever. I think it came out rly rly good -w-

[iaminsideyourwalls]

2 am Reactor Dump

Featuring cameos from @beepiesheepie's Janitor OC Jay, @junkbrainz's Medic OC Lieke, and @friendlyengie's OC The Decoy! Make sure to vote for em all when you see em turn up in the TF2 ShipSwag OC Tourney! Team TF3!!

Scout appears. I like her with Scout because they both love to talk and they're both big fans of radioactive substances. I'd like to thank @chokulit for coming up with the shipname Rapid Decay for them, that's *chef's kiss* It's also fun to design cosmetics!! I love to design cosmetics!! I think she deserves a burly beast! I think everyone deserves a burly beast! Big win for tits!!

*speaking into the rug* I haven't been posting much because I've been fixated on OCs. Forgive me. this is the first time i'm getting the OC brainrot.

[tf2occontest]

ROUND 1 COMPETITOR MATCH-UP LIST

Seen below is our complete list of competitors and who they will be facing off against first! We encourage you to check out the versus art announcement as well. Usernames for each contestant are included in case competitors would like to communicate for mash-ups!

!! Clicking on the names of each matchup will take you to their poll!!

Flynn McKinney VS Maple Linwood/The Marksman

@/connicoxd & @/fishiiwasdrawing

The Bandit (Evan) VS THE HUNTER

@/evangelina830 & @/scozthewoz

The Cartographer VS “Splatter.” Or The Cleaner.

@/fratboycipher & @/awkward-writes-shit

Yorick Youngest VS PILOT (Viktor Lewis Lovelace)

@/god-mouths & @/karlmanly

The Trapper (Real name: Angel.) VS Alexandria Marie Pierre

@/vsc-art & @/hypernova-writes

Detective BLU Spy VS Nicole Whitman (The Craftsman)

@/hawki-doodles & @/krispygalaxy1018

Pages/Stickmann VS navyman's bane (navy for short)

@/cometthecoolest & @/scoutbot

Akari Tanaka/Aoki Aojima (aka: The Chef) VS The Reverend

@/mg-dango & @/coopster3d

Mathilda Vogal VS Isaac Shale / The Cyborg

@/stangeranfanficion & @/meet-the-cyborg/elliotbizarre

Vasya Pupkin VS Ned

@/leharpiste & @/moldforest

Matchstick VS {The observer} real name {Koa Leilani Lopez}

@/bennykinnie & @/yourfavoritecuntist

BLU Scout / Maxine Fox VS Miss Kimiko (the Instructor)

@/scorpiolight-madd & @/calsartisttrashbin

Trapper VS The Glider

@/transfrogwithcoolsocks/meet-the-trapper-tf2 & @/ruthytwoshakes

C.A.A.T VS The Jack of All Trades, Wolfgang Stahl! (Bundled with Bluey, BLU JOAT)

@/coquettesinclair & @/mickmundane

Dr. Valentina Rosa García, The RED Chemist VS Assassin/Carissa Eirwyn Artemisia

@/archerwolfposts & @/cherry-blxssxm-chaos

Reynold “Roy” Aiken - Class name: The Rascal VS The Barman (Thomas Armstrong)

@/thenumberonerascal & @/trypo-p

Hacker VS SUN! Spy

@/robertazombie & @/moss4ev3r

Elijah King & Egon; The Assistants VS The Escapist

@/gordonfreemanreal & @/waffleincorperation

Ivan “Volk” Katerzhnik VS Addison Pavone, Scout

@/lifenconcepts & @/theshelledonespods

Balloonimedic VS The Blade (class name) / Hemi LaBoh (real name)

@/jolluxiscool & @/bohemianette

Jack and Maya: The Jack Class VS The Deerhunter

@/msmoon-andmsmoon-and-the-cyberdemon & @/cervianthropy

Maria Humboldt VS The Therapist

@/ilovegayvampires & @/hazardtoons

Conrad VS Logan Fisher/ The Assassin

@/vixendoesstuffz/orangestrawberries & @/gnarlygoth

The Ammomancer VS Undertaker ( Martin )

@/catpixi & @/rubyshimmer0x

The Nightguard VS Muzzlemed / Meyer Stein

@/updogs-blog & @/shadyisabasicblog

The Archeologist VS THE BUTCHER!

@/the-depressed-comedic-relief & @/junkbrainz

Pierce / The Supplier VS The Renaissance Man

@/sharkk-fin & @/mnyehlike

The Wildcard (RWC/Red Wildcard: Kaito | BWC/Blue Wildcard: Haru) VS The Intern

@/ura-0m0te-lovers & @/queensqueercourt

Ágatha, the Nurse VS Scurple (Purple Scout)

@/arts-of-gjb & @/cyantt-does-stuff

María José Fernández González (The Cook) VS The Mafioso

@/h_xy0k & @/hodgepodgle

Dmtryo / The Chemist VS Rico Black

@/loverboy-cc & @/blackblackheart

Cherry - Scout VS Guǒyuán, The Gardener

@/reptil-enjoyer & @/goosecorp

Nathaniel Tumble VS Ray Wexler (GRN Conductor)

@/toyfriskman & @/mxcrowave/conductor-on-grn

Katherine Slyvia / The Burglar VS The Mecha

@/shepswrath/kleptomaniask & @/clovert3a

Hannah Wallace AKA "The Slinger" VS Armani & Marcel, The Decoys

@/bunkless-bed & @/friendlyengie

Joseph Panganiban (Defuser Class) VS The Courier

@/that-one-digi & @/sicc-nasti

[1-800-deactivatednearu]

[i.d.: digital painting of madness combat sanford crouching on one knee, staring off to the side. he has his meat hook over his shoulder, the wire whipping with the motion. he wears dog tags that catch the light. /end i.d.]

stealing @junkbrainz's headcanon that deimos gave sanford his dog tags from being a clone :3

[hals-homo-blog]

what are your thoughts on the other freemans? like gorgeous and feetman ?

I like them all for the most part!! I need to keep researching for some of them, like actually watching Gorgeous Freeman past the first 2 minutes of ep1.

Feetman, I like as a character, but I think I might kick him in the shins if I was in the same room as him, he's kinna loud and fritzy. I really like how, like, caring/paternal he gets what with Joshua and Tommy and even Coomer sometimes. It's just a really charming and endearing character trait.

Gorgeous frightens me, I would hide under the bed from him, I think. I like the fandom interpretations of him a lot, I think he's become such a fun character, but I will still be hiding under the bed thanks. I think everyone who draws him looking kind of like Markiplier is objectively correct.

OG-man is such a funny creature, I love him so much, I think he deserves the world. He deserves to have a good hot meal, and a nice hot bubble bath, and the longest coziest sleep known to God or man. That said, he's very intimidating with that stern, almost angry resting face he has. I think if he looked at me like that I might disintegrate into dust like a Thanos Snap.

There are other Freemans or Freemen too, like the Google Translate one and a speed running one and the one that wants to save all the scientists, and I will eventually learn all about them and form proper opinions on them in time.

For now, all I really know is that everyone thinks the Google Translate one, Cicero, is baby, and as far as fandom absorption of content goes, I agree. He seems like a funny little fella who is very nice. I think we would have a really nice time chatting together and neither of us would know what the hell the other was talking about, but we'd have a nice time regardless. I look at THIS drawing of him in particular from junkbrainz and I'm like:

I dunno anything about the Speed Running one, I forget his name, probably Speedman or something, but I like to think that in a Freemanverse context that he and I/Hal would be very roadrunner/coyote-esque. Especially considering that Hal operates on cartoon physics, I think it would make a super funny background gag if Hal was just setting up these goofy-ass ACME type traps to try to catch Speedman or make him sit still lol.

I find it funny how intimidated I am by these objectively un-intimidating Freemen (OG mostly and Gorgeous, kind of) when by far the meanest, loudest, angriest and most violent Freeman is my beloved pookie-bookie sweetie pie. lmao. I relate so much to Freemind, I love him, I need to smooch him and hold him close tbh. He's so right about everything and all of his opinions on things are correct. I think most of all I relate to like, this ongoing struggle he has where "Everyone is an incompetent idiot but me, and my life is so much harder than it has to be because everyone is being actively stupid." ESPECIALLY AT WORK LMAO.

[thrill-kill-kult]

@junkbrainz had a very good idea so I wrote it <33

[queensqueercourt]

"if i saw a guy in a full suit with his toes out id LEAVE." - @junkbrainz 11/16/2024, opinion regarding kayne