#juni answers

[mulders-too-large-shirt]

Mulder and Scully are not special. They're just like any other relationship. 🥱😴

[lingrimmart]

Junyver knows the market.

[juniemunie]

Say hello to my deathpuss kid I made out of impulse just a couple days ago

His name is Leuka, short for a longer name. He probably goes by other names too as he's been around for a while (thats just my excuse for how indecisive i am)

He's with Death a lot, helping out in either guiding and reaping runaway souls.

He's still pretty young, and Death's duty isn't pretty or simple, so he has to guide the kid a lot. It's a slow progress, but he's learning and making his own rather... unique decisions.

And just for fun, we made a spiderverse-esque crossover of all the kids on discord ekkckekc

Kids from left to right are:

-Melinoe (vio_rose792 on twitter)

-Faolan and Lopes (@friku8706)

-Bella, Alma, and Viva (@astrolionking)

[allthegothihopgirls]

i read the boy wonder #3 today and it was like. good. but do u know how badly i need juni ba to be apart of a jason-centric comic.... withdrawals reading tim's issue.. whole time just thinking abt seeing juni ba's jason again...

[hibischush]

could you write valen and juniper drinking together like they allude to in their conversations? im so gay for valen and juniper but they are gayer for each other

YESSS god they're so cute and hot. I feel like I can't intrude otherwise I break up the strongest power couple in the world.

The summer air was still thick with warmth. The sun lazily fell past the horizon at a snails pace, draping Mistria in a honey glaze that only increased the sticky feeling of humidity. Valen sat in her office, (which really was just her front desk), reading a new medical journal that came from the capital.

Her eyes seem to skip over a few sentences, and she sighs and takes her reading glasses off, rubbing her eyes.

A few months back, her and Juniper's wine sessions seemed to have turned into a different direction. Instead of the hangouts being cordial and filled with laughter, there was an air of...tension to them. Valen has caught Juniper on multiple occasions staring at her wine-stained lips, and at first she blamed it on the alcohol circulating in the sorceress's body. However, the doctor started to notice the way that Juniper's eyes would bore into hers; how Juniper would often offer to pour another glass for her, gently grasping the bottle out of her hands and sneakily brush her fingers against Valen's.

Valen was honest to herself. Juniper's subtle flirting drove her wild.

It was odd for her. Valen hasn't engaged with a romantic relationship for ages now, so at first she wasn't sure if she was picking up her friend's signals correctly.

It wasn't until Juniper gifted her an 800-year-old bottle of Witchvine Merlot that she realized that Juniper was interested.

So, after the poor witch knocked over that priceless bottle of wine, Valen decided to invite her over to break open a red, and that it would "tastes better with company" anyways.

Valen jumped as a loud knocking sounded at the door.

"Come in, Juniper."

The door creaked open to reveal the sorceress, cloaked in the golden light of sunset. Her exposed skin practically glowed like a precious gemstone. She looked ethereal.

"Getting impatient, were you, Doctor?" She teases, tossing her mauve hair over one shoulder.

Valen stood up to approach her, "Not at all. Just happy to have you here,"

If Valen knew any better, she saw a twinge of pink dusting her cheeks. She grabbed her delicately manicured hand.

"Follow me. Let's drink wine in my private study."

The farmer sighs as they sit down by the fountain. The moonlight shone brightly, casting a blue glimmer on everything below it. They could hear cicadas...and high heels loudly tapping on stone?

They looked up to see Juniper stumbling out of the clinic. Her normally perfectly done hair is wild, and her makeup (particularly her lipstick) was smeared to the left of her mouth. The sorceress cleared her throat and attempted to brush back her hair and pull herself together, before turning and looking directly at the farmer, shocked.

Are...are those hickeys?

Juniper glared with a furious blush on her cheeks. "You saw nothing, farmer. You wouldn't want to see your skin turn mysteriously blue the next time you visit the bathhouse, now would you?"

The gays won with this couple guys. I wish they were my aunts.

[notyourdogbutsomeones]

Boys with long hair. What's your professional opinion?

As a boy with semi long hair I must say I approve.

[alexlovesysrjune]

gun to your head

Sucking it because it's you Junie

[erosmutt]

i miss my son

[sillyclowncircus]

Going to start writing the angst I think but first:

Look at my rendered angy bluerasbarey gummy shark boy <:<

Pleeease, i love the shark bby sm, ima squeeze him ehehe

(Cant wait!!)

[mulders-too-large-shirt]

I’m taking this off replies and to your inbox or whatever this is called (I’m old and not hip to the Tumblr lingo). I just wanted to say I’m so enjoying your X-Files reactions and thoughts! I just became a fan a couple of years ago. My parents didn’t let me watch it when it first aired, as they didn’t think it quite appropriate for a child the tender age of 9 years. What I enjoy most about your posts are that you’re spoiler free! I sometimes wish I had remained spoiler free upon my initial watch, but my anxiety prevents me from not knowing what’s going to happen next. I do think, had I not been spoiled, my reactions would have been very similar to yours. Especially since when I re-watch the episodes (and films) I still have those reactions even though I know what’s coming. Anyway, that’s all! I love your content!

aww, thank you so much for this sweet message! i really appreciate it <3 i am so glad to be getting to see something a lot of people have loved and held close for a while through brand-new eyes! i would also have been terrified as a child haha, i was thinking that very thought tonight as a scary devil appeared in 6x07!

i often wish i could rewatch my favorite movies for the very first time, which is where the whole idea of this blog came from. i have been lucky to remain mostly unspoiled! with the exception of that first morning where i looked the show up on wikipedia and learned a few major plot points, LMAO, but it was the absurdity of those plot points that made me tune in, so. i suppose all is well with the world.

(well, that first morning i looked some stuff up, AND i've seen a few posts tumblr recommended to me because they correctly deduced that i like the show, but incorrectly deduced where i am in the show. allow me to shake my fist and curse at the algorithm. but still! MOSTLY spoiler free! and luckily, the community has been INCREDIBLY kind- this has genuinely the most positive fan experience i have ever had by a long shot)

anyway, thank you so much for this kind message; it really means a lot! <3 sending lots of love!!

[angeart]

regarding that ask that said all the arcs end in pain... it breaks my heart, but it also feels like that's the only way it could go. Because for the most part, each arc has been about finding a new companion or group or place to stay and be safe. So for the arc to end, it means that the companion/group/safe place has to be torn away from them again. Be that through a betrayal, or the hunters catching up to them, or whatever might cause it, every ending is a loss. Which means that there can pretty much never be an arc that ends happily. They've been set up for failure by design. I'm gonna cry :(

😭 ...you are so very right.

there's no friendly split-ups. no reasons scar and grian would leave people or safety behind if they were given the choice.

they're not given the choice. not really.

they really are set up for failure and pain and loss. 🥺

[cuppa-noodle]

Where is echer in the lich Clayton au?

What does he think of expedition 2.0?

Echer is still alive! As long as he hasn't been stupid he should still be chilling.

His opinions on the expedition 2.0, at first when he heard about a group of ragtag adventures searching for the crooked man he just thought it was gonna be a regular day in Avantris.

Then when he sees them all again with Clayton, who he didn't know was alive, he's shocked, to say the least.

He finds Vin funny, thinking he's too serious. Juni reminds him of Kana mixed with a bit of Shepherd. Keagen, he's staying 10 feet away from at all times. The twins he feels nostalgia for, they remind him of Victoria in some ways even if they don't look like her in the slightest. Micah? He just likes bugging him.

And Clayton, he just straight up asks how tf he's still alive.

[bluebellhairpin]

I don’t quite know what I expected but it wasn’t a man with a mustache. Or ice cream for that matter

Best part is that his nose is gum. Used to be bubblegum but there was no way in hell I was blowing any sort of bubble with his balls today.

[meddowflowers]

💘 🙈 and 🎞️ for the ask game!! (@candyheartedchy)

these answers got so long omg. hope everyone brought their reading glasses!!

Imagine Your S/I Was Canon Ask Game !!

🙈: Why would your ship be thought of as cute/fluffy? Why would your ship be considered problematic?

wildflowers is THE cute and fluffy ship!!!! the first act of the game is entirely made up of these two lovebirds chatting and gabbing and making jokes about the environment... of course there's serious bits, but it is a lot of low-stakes stuff in the beginning. i think people would get soooo attached to the banter and such!! :)c

i think it could be considered "problematic" for a few reasons, but they're like... reasons a 13yo who's really into internet discourse would come up with, y'know?

"6 year age gap..? ew..." and it's two women who met at 37 and 43 like i don't think that matters anymore!! stuff like that, where it could be an issue under certain circumstances but just isn't at all a problem here.

🎞️: What ‘canon’ scenes would the fandom point to as evidence for the validity of your ship?

i answered this before but lucky for you wildflowers is Basically Canon so there's a MILLION scenes to talk about

i think after the Extremely Obvious Flirting, people would point to any number of scenes where one of us mentions meeting at the end of the summer (as all of the game takes place over walkie-talkies!!), particularly the scene where she suggests we "just burn it all to the ground and run away!!"

i dunno if that scene would be the most SOLID of ship evidence considering the context (without spoiling it: they just learned some pretty alarming and jarring news that makes them question their safety on the job) but it would definitely be one of those "OH MY GODDDDD" moments i think!!

💘: Why would people love your ship? Why would people dislike your ship? How might it start debates?

answered this once before too!! BUT this gives me a chance to talk about something i wanna talk about :)c

i put this last & with a read more because it got LONG. i have so many thoughts about junie

i think a point of debate in the fandom would very much be "does delilah actually like heather back". obviously there would be plenty of people insisting it's friendship (as you often see with wlw relationships in media- especially ones like wildflowers, where they don't make out on screen and loudly proclaim WE ARE DATING ROMANTICALLY!!!!) but there's a deeper aspect to it too.

i've mentioned it before but deedee is very guarded when it comes to actual emotions in my opinion- she's very happy to tell you a million anecdotes about herself and chat chat chat if it doesn't mean anything. she'll never see you again after all! so it doesn't matter what she says or what you know, right?

but when it comes to REAL emotions, REAL, LASTING relationships, she puts up a bunch of walls. she even says in the game something to the effect of "i personally try not to keep anyone around who might miss me, but that's just me." she's not one to be missed or wanted, just someone enjoyed in the moment and then moved on from. she sees herself as a side character in everyone's life.

so, honestly? pretty reasonable debate to have! it can be hard to tell the difference between "we'll never see each other again so who cares what i tell you" and "i want you to know this about me", especially with junie. and that's not even mentioning "i'm closing you off because i'm scared of intimacy" versus "i'm shutting you out because i don't like you" !!

she DOES like heather back, for the record, she just has issues that make it difficult to tell unless you're really diving into what she says and does. i think there would be a lot of discussion about it!!

i also think a lot of angst fics would spawn from it. ohhhh unrequited love... you'd have a choke hold on firewatch if i was there...

[notyourdogbutsomeones]

You should do weird and perverted things with me. Ya know as a bonding thing. :3

Ooh I love bonding exercises, I’m down :3

[erosmutt]

imagine being 18 in the big 25 bro 😐😐😒😒😕😕😕😕😕😕🙄🙄🙄

shut up you little brat 🙄