#junho x recruiter

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and trust me, i heard them out alright...

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SQUID GAME HEADCANON: sitting on his lap 💰

WARNING: suggestive themes

IN HO ★ sips on whiskey while telling you about his day. after drinking enough, would start caressing your thighs while letting you know how much he had missed you while he was gone. kisses your shoulder while you tell him about yours. loves how nervous he still makes you with his lingering touching even when the two of you have already been together for a while. likes to know how much control he has over you with just simple touches and his attention.

THE SALESMAN ★ pulls you into his lap and makes you stay there. likes for you to tell him about how your day while he kisses your neck, loving the way you start to lose focus on what you’re saying and cut your sentences short while he feels you up your hips and waist. tells you how pretty you are sitting on his lap and squirming from his touch. tells you to help him unbutton his button up, smirking when he sees a bashful expression form on your face.

DAEHO ★ runs his hands through your hair while telling you how much l he loves you. will kiss your cheeks and joke around with you, his heart leaping when he’s able to hear your cute laugh. laughs into your chest while hugging you and pulling you in. kisses your hand while telling you what you two should make for dinner later. likes it when you cup his face with your hands, and you can see stars form in his eyes while he’s looking at you and feeling your touch.

JUNHO ★ hugs your waist while burying his face into your neck, sighing into your skin from working a long day at the police department. loves for you to run your hand through his hair. finally feels like he can let himself relax from your touch and melts into your body. massages your thighs while calling you his baby, and tells you how much he appreciates you for being his safe space. kisses your forehead and tells you he loves you more than you know.

THANOS ★ takes the chance to feel you up and ignores whatever you’re saying to focus on how soft your skin feels in his hands. likes to sneak his hands under your shirt and squeeze your boobs to tease you. if he’s feeling playful, he tickles your sides, smiling when he hears your giggles. he’ll lean back into the seat and sees how the position gets you to check him out, raising his ego. will smirk at you while squeezing your butt, telling you how much of a cutie you are.

MYUNG GI ★ will just pull you into his lap whenever he’s stressed, taking the time to just enjoy your close presence. will tell you to just talk to him while he closes his eyes, running his hands up and down your legs. smiles lovingly at you with his eyes closed at whatever it is you’re telling him about, just wanting to take in the moment.

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[adamv4mp]

since we are making up squid game rarepairs, i think jun-ho/(x) salesman should be a thing. rivals to lovers goes hard

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[ ♡ ] Player Catalogue

i only write for the recruiter, junho and daeho at the moment! i am working on a platonic series and a recruiter series

— recruiter !

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— kang daeho !

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— hwang junho !

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— series !

Valuable Addition | Platonic!Reader

[chuulyssa]

──── ★ baby im jealous with the squid game men ────

teaser they don’t like seeing you with someone else !

starring inho, gihun, the recruiter, sangwoo, junho, daeho, thanos x gn!reader genre fluff, some crack a/n requests open btw

inho / youngil / the frontman

needy old kitten i said what i said

guard accidentally touching you? fired. player talking to you? eliminated. vip getting a little too friendly? kicked escorted out of the event

the way you can literally hear him grumbling yapping behind that mask 😭✋🏻

“they’re clearly here for you and not the games”

if you’re his assistant he’ll start scheduling pointless meetings just to get you to spend some more time with him.

“the inventory report needs review”

“inho we reviewed it yesterday”

“we’ll double check it then”

rants on the pa system literally barking at guards to get that vip to gtfo from your range

if you’re a player with him… yea that guy who just complimented your running skills after the first game never spoke to you after that ever again

crazy part is he doesn’t even do much

just silently staring into the soul of the person who’s trying to chat you up

“oh don’t mind me. continue.”

spoiler alert: they don’t continue.

he’ll feel guilty for feeling this way, you’re your own person, you shouldn’t be having to deal with his possessiveness !

so he gets you your fav snack or your shopping cart items WE LOVE A THOUGHUTFL MAN

gihun

my little wet rat

he’s so obviously sulking around you, pouting and shit like a highschooler ong

he’ll try to “subtly” get between you and whoever’s stealing your attention

“oh hey !! :D didn’t see you there. so what’re we talking about again?”

when you continue to speak to the other person, he’ll get overly affectionate out of nowhere

when the other person leaves, he’ll start making absurd lies up about the other person

“you know they eat cereal with water right?”

“gihun please stop”

“what? im just saying—”

but can you blame him? he’s just hoping you’ll notice and reassure him !

if you don’t, he’ll eventually mumble something like “you like them more than me?”

he’ll feel genuinely insecure at times, and even though he’ll try to play it cool he’ll end up blurting out “you’re not going anywhere right? like leaving me?”

when you laugh it off and tell him there’s no competition, he gets all bashful and apologizes profusely

but he still grins like a dork

the recruiter / salesman

100% challenges them to ddakji

you try to stop the other person from agreeing but they’re like meh whats the worst that can happen

slap slap chop chop 🤚🏻

then he starts shamelessly flirting in front of the other person if they still havent left that is

“have i told you today just how gorgeous you look? no wonder people can’t keep their eyes off you”

he’s so disrespectful 2.0 🙂‍↔

“you’re not thinking of trading me for a lesser offer are you?”

spoiler alert: you can’t

when you bring this incident up again he’ll laugh and kiss your knuckles

“some games i refuse to lose. you’re one of them”

sangwoo

this bitch

he wants to act high and mighty and prove to you that he’s better, smarter and 10000x hotter than the person you’re talking to

“oh really? that’s your opinion? it’s statistically inaccurate”

nerd ass; he’s literally acting like that one emoji 🤓☝🏻

he’s so disrespectful too LMFAOO like interrupting your convos like he’s so bored

“can we move on?” he’ll roll his eyes “some of us have actual work to do”

 he hates bringing up his snu education but he’s gotta show you he’s better somehow lol he’ll do gihun’s work then

his jealousy is more subtle tho

he’ll make excuses to pull you away, like asking for your opinion on some renoir painting bro

he’ll get snappy or short with you if he starts feeling insecure

when you tell him to cut that shit out he apologizes

you hold hands in public for the next 3 hours

junho / detective

for someone who’s a detective you’d have thought he’d have mastered his body language and shit

but he’s absolutely terrible at hiding his jealousy

sulking in a corner, arms crossed, head down

if you call him to introduce himself to the other person he’ll look at you with this dramatic ass look

someone would think you just asked for his kidney (lol)

literally scowling at the other person

“oh you know them?” he wont spare a glance at the other person and turn to you to begin his rant “how long have you known them? what’s their star sign? are they blind? do they have any idea how horrible their haircut is?”

he’ll be around you, fixing your coat buttons and constantly touching you

not to show that you’re his (well kinda but not entirely) but more as if to find comfort in you

daeho

ok now hear me out on this one

daeho doesn’t mean to scare people away, but just the loss of his bunny smile scares people

like imagine seeing a cute ass man suddenly stop grinning? that’s scary ok?

he doesn’t really know what to do so he’s just standing there like 🧍🏻‍♂️

he’s not gonna leave you though, and you’re gonna have to assure him you’re not gonna leave him either

he’ll pat pat your hand and if you grasp his, he’s gonna look at the other person triumphantly

as if screeching I WIN BITCH

if they continue to annoy him though, a few minutes later they’re gonna realize they suddenly lost their wallet or phone

damn i wonder where it went

and you’re just looking at him as if telling him to behave 

when you confront him about his jealousy he’s gonna deny it repeatedly 

he acts so tough grumbling “i dont care”

but you see the way he cuddles with you the whole night

no breathing space for you at all

but you don’t mind

thanos

raps. i won’t have it any other way.

this man, whenever he feels a teensy bit of emotion he begins rapping out of nowhere about it

“yo step back ay you lame as fuck can’t see? they’re with me, we not free, yea i am the mvp”

it’s terrible. awful. 

you freeze, quite literally, out of the second hand embarrassment

in public too 😭 this man has no shame

loudly starts beatboxing when the other person asks who he is

“who’s that clown? u need a diss track on u now?”

get away from that person now before he starts singing dramatic love songs to you in the middle of walmart

poke pokes your cheek when they leave seeing how embarrassed he made you but again this man has no shame so why are we even here atp

“was worried you’d forget me” he sighs “but you didn’t, so im good now”

will write a cringe ass love song to you and rap it till you forgive him

i seriously cannot make this shit up

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author’s note: well well well, seems like y’all enjoyed PART 1!!, cause i got many requests for more hehe. and honestly, i’m more than happy to feed you. make sure to be logged into twt/x beforehand, if some of the links stop working let me know. enjoy <3

〇 salesman (recruiter)

the funnier version of russian roulette

proving you he owns you now

△ inho (frontman) / sangwoo (218)

he’s thick

size kink through the roof

good girl

□ thanos (230)

this is the way he lets you ride him

he was feeling a bit softer

some car sex, why not

shhhhh

till you’re drooling

why were you dancing with those men?

〇 thanos + namgyu (230 + 124)

apologizing for voting x

△ namgyu (124)

me next who said that?

y’all im obsessed with his tattoos help

he’s got a crazy oral kink

softer days

make up sex

he’s such a tease

□ junho (police)

he’s so good to you

love language

〇 myunggi (333)

because he’ll never share you

△ pink guard

he’ll tell you what the next game is in return

□ gyeong-seok (246)

fav position?

lingerie kink

your pleasure’s his priority

deep and nice

〇 hyun-ju (120)

right after hearing you had a shitty day

you’ll be late to the dinner…

she lives for having you sit on her face

@stariou @unapersona0818 i hope they’re good enough and you enjoy them <3

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Can you talk more about your family au/s headcanons

sorry this took so long skdhdhkd i just have so much to say about this universe!! the premise of my family au is basically the members of a bunch of groups (got7, bap, exo, vixx, monsta x, red velvet, blackpink, nct, ikon, winner, seventeen, astro, etc) living in a small college town, with two generations growing up together

1st gen:

• 89 line - minseok, yongguk, luhan, himchan, hakeyon, kris

• 90 line - irene, junmyeon

• 91 line - leo, jinwoo

• 92 line - yixing, seunghoon

• 93/94 line - seulgi, wendy, mj, mino, baekhyun, shownu, daehyun, mark tuan, jongdae, chanyeol, jaebeom, seungyoon, yoo youngjae

• 94/95 line - jinhwan, jackson, taehyun, taeil, jinyoung, jisoo

• 95/96 line - yunhyeong, johnny, taeyong, seungcheol, jeonghan, yuta, bobby, joshua, jennie

• 96 line - kun, doyoung, ten, jinjin, jun, hoshi, wonwoo, hanbin, woozi

• 97 line - donghyuk, jaehyun, junhoe, winwin

2nd gen:

• 09/10 line - joy, kyungsoo

• 10/11 line - wonho, ken, tao, minhyuk, kihyun, jongin, hyungwon

• 11/12 line - jongup, ravi, yeri, sehun, choi youngjae, hongbin, jooheon, changkyun

• 12/13 line - rosé, dokyeom, lisa, eunwoo, mingyu, bambam, hyuk, junhong, minghao, yugyeom, seungkwan, chanwoo, moonbin

• 13 line - lucas, vernon, rocky, mark lee

• 14 line - chan, sanha, renjun, jeno, donghyuck, jaemin

• 15 line - chenle, hohyeon

• 16 line - jisung

families/relationships:

• minseok, junmyeon, and jongdae are brothers, and chanyeol and jinyoung are brothers

• xiuhan meet when they're 12 after luhan moves to town, start dating when they're 14, and get married and adopt kyungsoo after they've settled down in their jobs. minseok is a college professor and luhan is a soccer player

• krisho meet in college and start dating a few months later. a couple of years after graduating they get married and adopt sehun and tao. kris is a basketball player and junmyeon works in arts management

• chanbaek meet in high school during their senior year but don't start dating until the middle of college. they decide they don't want to get married and stay in a domestic partnership instead, and adopt jongin together

• jjp meet in high school and start dating at the end of jaebeom's senior year. they get married after jinyoung graduates college and adopt yugbamjae. jaebeom works as a producer and jinyoung is a kindergarten teacher

• markson meet at the college they both go to in la and after they start dating, when mark moves back home after graduating, jackson comes with him. mark works as a martial arts instructor and jackson is a fencer

• yongguk and daehyun are stepbrothers

• banghim meet in college and start dating while also raising jongup together, and they adopt junhong after they get married. yongguk owns a daycare center and himchan owns a restaurant

• daejae meet in kindergarten and are best friends but only start dating in their senior year of highschool. daehyun proposes while youngjae is completing his master's degree and after they get married they adopt hohyeon

• winwin and renjun are brothers, kun and chenle are brothers, and doyoung and jisoo are siblings

• jaemin and jisung are taeyong's nephews (his sister's sons)

• mark is johnny's son from a one-night stand who johnny is raising while also being a college/grad student. taeil, taeyong, and ten help johnny out the most with mark

• dojae meet in middle school and are awkward around each other even though they're part of the same friend group and have crushes on each other. they finally get together after high school, and adopt jeno and donghyuck after college

• shownu is aroace and loves kids, so he adopts 6 of them (the rest of monsta x) as an adult. he's the son of a rich ceo and takes over the company at a young age, which is how he can provide for the kids

• hakyeon is a dance studio owner who adopts 4 kids (all of vixx except leo). his neighbor leo helps look after them sometimes

• mino and yunhyeong are brothers, jinwoo and jinhwan are brothers, bobby and donghyuk are brothers, and hanbin and jiyong (yes i mean gdragon djfhsjkf) are brothers

• hanbin is jinhwan and jinwoo's cousin, and seungyoon and seulgi are cousins

• double b meet at a summer camp in the usa because hanbin's parents send him to their vacation home there every summer. they start dating when they're 16 and after they get married they adopt chanwoo

• junhwan meet through the college band started by triple kim and start dating shortly after meeting

• seulgi and irene may date but i'm not set on that

• i'm not totally sure about this either but i think mj and jinjin are also a couple and adopt the other 4 astro members

• jeonghan and joshua are half-brothers who are raised together by their moms who left their dad after they found out he was cheating on them with the other

• i'm not sure about this either yet but jeongcheol do start dating at some point and adopt some number of kids (who are of course the members of seventeen but probably not all of them)

random headcanons:

• yongguk, minseok, and hakyeon have been good friends since elementary school

• chanyeol thought jongdae and baekhyun were dating when he first met bc they're so comfortable with each other

• the winner members and jinhwan aren't from the town but moved into the college dorms and fell in love with the town

• hanbin's older brother jiyong is one of the four founders and owners of the big bang winery, which makes the most popular wines in town

• bobby has asked hanbin out every summer since they were 11 and hanbin says yes at age 16 because he decides he likes bobby enough to take a chance on a long-distance relationship. they ultimately end up going to the same college anyway so it works out well for them

• 93/94 line go camping for their senior trip (i have a bunch of scenes written for this but idk if it'll ever become a full fic sjfhhfkd)

• minseok, junmyeon, and jongdae have monthly kim brother wine nights where they meet up and catch up on each other's lives

• yixing is a first grade teacher and doyoung is a second grade teacher at the same school as jinyoung

• ten, winwin, seulgi, and donghyuk work as teachers at the dance studio hakyeon owns

• jinyoung, doyoung, and hanbin volunteer at yongguk's daycare center during their high school/college years

• yunhyeong and jaehyun work at himchan's restaurant as chefs

• daehyun gets recruited by a musical theater company as a high school senior so he doesn't go to college

• jaebeom meets seungyoon in college because they're both photography and music double majors

• the winner and ikon members are part of bands called winner and ikon that sing/rap and dance but they perform a lot together too as winkon

• jongdae lives with chanbaek during college and for a few years while he's doing his master's but he starts dating a girl during that time and eventually moves out to stay with her

• jaebeom proposed to jinyoung early, during his senior year of college, because he wanted to show his commitment to their relationship. jinyoung was of course elated and eager to say yes!

• yoo youngjae always like to bring up the fact that jjp's son youngjae is "named after him" (he isn't)

[restlessmaknae]

beware: woman on board!

When the mighty pirate captain, Koo Junhoe, has no choice but to take an annoyingly talkative rich female on board, he immediately regrets his decision. Yet, money is more important to him than his own pride.

♦ Pairing: pirate captain!Junhoe x rich!Minji (OC)

♦ Genre: fluff, comedy, slight angst in one scene

♦ Words: 4.8k

♦ Dedicated to: @binkygee aka my beloved twin soul who deserves the world! Thank you so much for being in my life, I’m so happy to have met you! You are such a wonderful person and I wish you all the best! Have a beautiful Christmas, dear! ❤️

Koo Junhoe had never had any luck with women. Especially not with women who had a lot of money, and especially not with women who not only had a of money but who were also annoying blabbermouths.

But Koo Junhoe was a man who didn't give up easily, and one woman could not break his persistence. Not even Ryu Minji who was a pain in the ass, the nuisance he didn’t need in his life. Even though she had promised him a very generous amount of money to be shipped to the furthest island possible (for that, Junhoe was pretty sure she was either exaggerating to look more dramatic or she had lacked more braincells than he himself did), her crazy rich antics were slowly getting on everyone’s nerves.

“Cap’, do we really need to keep up with her behaviour?” Chanwoo, the youngest member of the crew, inquired rather indignantly, quirking a brow at the captain of the ship.

Junhoe merely let out a frustrated sigh in response.

“She has a lot of money,” he reasoned as if it would have made up for all the things Ryu Minji had done ever since she was on board with Junhoe’s crew, starting from demanding a cup of hot tea when she arrived, asking a dumbfounded man to wipe the dust off the wooden place she would have wanted to sit on and wanting to have lunch precisely at 1pm every single day. She was lucky that Yunhyeong, the chef, had the heart of an angel, and he was rather glad to be able to share his food with someone who would finally appreciate it. It’s not like anyone else on the ship didn’t like his food, but they were boys, they didn’t compliment each other so easily.

“How much did you lose on that last bet?” Chanwoo inquired a bit too curiously for Junhoe’s liking, even though he knew that all of his crew members knew about his deals; he bragged about them whenever he won, and he kept his mouth shut when he lost.

Small wonder the others got suspicious when they hadn’t heard about his bets for a while.

“A lot, matey. A lot,” Junhoe admitted honestly, patting the younger boy’s shoulder. He didn’t like having Minji on the ship either (especially because it was his ship, his territory), yet money was what he needed in that moment, and if she was willing to give him money, he would endure the way Minji acted up.

Of course, he should have known that something like this would happen from the moment the obviously rich female showed up in the port, quite short of breath and with a surprisingly little luggage. She looked like she had just run away from someone, her hair in a complete mess, her features alarmed. Even though she had flipped her hair back several times while she was talking down to Junhoe and his crew members to convince them to get her on board, Junhoe could sense that something was wrong. Why on Earth would someone as obviously rich as her who could have easily bought a ship for herself would ever deal with a pirate? He had made it very obvious that he was one, so either she was completely stupid (which wouldn't have come as a surprise) or she had an exceptionally good reason to run away. From whoever and for whatever reason she wanted.

However, he decided to shrug his unnecessary questions off since he had nothing to do with the petite female’s business. Not like he would have wanted anything to do with her, except her money. For a while, he could listen to his crew members complain about the girl, but when one day she started whining because they sailed too fast for her liking, Junhoe couldn’t keep his mouth shut.

“Look! This is my ship, and I’m the captain, so I do what I wanna do. Whether you like it or not,” he practically spat the words, scoffing at the absurd request of Minji.

She looked obviously hurt by his tone and the way he told her that her opinion didn’t matter in the least, yet instead of asking herself why would he treat her so poorly (like any other intelligent human being), she counter-attacked him instead.

“This is how you treat a lady’s request?” She raised an eyebrow at him, her voice rising. Donghyuk was merely passing by at that moment, but he couldn’t stop himself from glancing in Junhoe’s direction, seeing the way the girl stood in front of the captain, her hands firmly on her hips, looking amusingly bossy for such a short woman.

“Aye, wench, and I’m not even gonna change the way I act.”

Minji couldn’t believe her ears; her eyes became twice as wide as before, burning from fury and frustration. She was trying so hard to say something back to him, opening her mouth several times, anger boiling up inside of her. In the end, she only managed a sentence out, and even that seemed ridiculous.

“You uneducated buff!” She shouted at him, throwing her hands into the air. Donghyuk found this the perfect opportunity to leave the scene, knowing all too well that Junhoe’s reaction to the girl’s outburst wouldn’t mean any good anyway.

Junhoe merely laughed it off. He had been called a lot of things in his life (including some particularly nice and some not so nice ones) despite his surprisingly young age as a captain, and not so despite his job as a pirate. So hearing her (kind of) polite cursing, he laughed like there was no tomorrow.

“Blow me down!” He pretended to be shocked, the words rolling off his tongue ever so naturally. “I’ll take that as a compliment,” he added, theatrically saluting to her before he went back to steering the wheel as casually as he always did.

“Do you even know what the word ‘buff’ means?” Minji retorted, challengingly wiggling her eyebrows.

She acted like a total know-it-all, probably to cover up the fact that she wasn’t the most intelligent girl on Earth. She may have been educated, but to Junhoe, intelligence didn’t equal knowledge. She was stupid enough to trust pirates, so he wouldn’t actually call her intelligent. Even though Junhoe’s crew didn’t like to use force against woman until it was completely necessary, it didn’t mean that she couldn’t be called names or be looked down while she was on the ship with them. (Both of which had already happened, but she was the one to blame for that, not his mateys.)

“How would I know?” Junhoe shrugged his shoulders, focusing on the vast sea stretching out in front of him instead of the girl. “I’m the Scourge of the 7 Seas!”

“The what?” The woman gasped, and the sight of her knitted eyebrows were much more hilarious than they should have been under other circumstances.

“See, we don’t speak the same language, wench.”

“Don’t call me wench!” She protested right away, puffing her chest out as if she had wanted to prove a point. “It’s making me feel inferior,” she added with a disappointed pout.

“Well, you are inferior here,” Junhoe admitted without a blink of an eye. Though he may have expected her to get mad at him, seeing her flushed face and the way her body was trembling in anger made it all worthwhile. She was such an amusing sight, whether she was annoyed, frustrated or confused. He was sure she could have made a really good street comedian.

“You… you…” She pointed a finger at him although her hands were trembling, so the effect she wanted to leave on him was anything but intimidating.

“Yes?” He quirked an eyebrow, enjoying the situation way too much.

“Just ship me to the next island and you’ll get your money.”

“With pleasure.” He tilted his head a little to add to the effect, making the woman fume even more as she turned on her heel and left the captain alone, throwing some deadly glances in his direction that he couldn’t see because he was staring far ahead, grinning to himself like the smug idiot he was.

 Minji was a real pain in the ass. Seriously. Junhoe had never had more headaches in his whole life than he did during the last week while Minji was turning the life on the ship upside down. She was acting like she owned Junhoe's most precious treasure, and he couldn't have hated her more for that. If there was something he couldn't stand, it was the people who made him feel like he wasn't the owner of his own his ship.

The other guys were obedient, that's true, and he was glad he managed to recruit such a crew. Yet, it didn't mean that they had to be obedient when it came to Minji too. But that's exactly what they did.

They did what she asked even if it was ridiculous, totally unnecessary or almost impossible. It was as if everyone had been under her spell except the captain of the ship himself. Junhoe tried to convince himself that he would get rid of her soon, yet he knew that considering the alarming weather conditions and the area they had sailed through, it would take a couple more days until they could reach any habited island. It didn’t help either that even his crew members tried to talk him into understanding the girl a bit more. He didn’t lead a charity organization, he didn’t need to show empathy towards a woman who acted like he owned his ship.

Though it was definitely interesting what Yunhyeong had told him one day.

“You know, she’s not that bad of a person. She just wanted to get away from her family, and I can totally understand why,” the chef remarked as if he was telling a story, looking up at Junhoe at the end of the sentence.

“What? Are you on her side?” he huffed, putting his hands on his chest. Wasn’t it enough that the other crew members were against him, now even the closest ones were trying to ask him to act nice? Hell no.

“No.” Yunhyeong shook his head immediately and raised his hands in front of him to indicate that he wasn’t there to cause any kind of misunderstanding or start a war of words. “I’m just saying that it couldn’t have been easy on her that she was forced into a marriage with a man who was treating her in an inappropriate way,” the chef babbled on and on, spilling the beans without noticing the slight raise of Junhoe’s eyebrows.

“What?”

“Maybe if you hadn’t been so obsessed with arguing with her, you could have got to know the same.”

With that being said, the chef went back to his own territory aka the little kitchen on the upper floor of the ship, and Junhoe was left dumbfounded in the middle of the open area, lips slightly parted hearing the other boy’s words. Sure, Yunhyeong could always get along well with others, he didn’t have that defensive mechanism in him that the captain of the ship had built during the years to avoid getting hurt and feeling guilty for every sinful thing he had ever done. He wouldn’t have become a respectful leader if he had left his emotions get in the way.

However, the fact that Minji was willing to share something so personal with Yunhyeong surprised him. But of course, it could have also happened that she had just spilled the beans without intending to tell him anything. She was a real blabbermouth after all.

After their conversation, Junhoe examined the woman a bit more in depth, looking for any sign that would indicate what she must have gone through before she got on the ship. On the other hand, he couldn’t see anything out of the ordinary, anything that would prove that she had a better reason to run away than to order the members of a pirate ship as she pleased.

Not until the day they had encountered some sirens did his opinion change.

 Minji was downstairs, looking at her nails, calling for someone (anyone) for the fifth time already. She was getting bored without a book, without anyone to talk to and without anything to look at. The ship felt like a prison sometimes, and she was definitely missing her grandiose room. Though whenever she thought of her home, a chill ran down her spine, reminding her why she had run away. She didn’t need a man in her life, let alone a man with no feelings, a man who would only use her to give birth to their child and a man who was also 24 years older than her.

Minji knew that not anyone can get what they want but she couldn’t stand it anymore. Her father had literally sold her to that old man just for the sake of more money, that’s why it wasn’t a surprise that she wanted to escape before she could even be properly sold. She didn’t want to step a foot into the old man’s mansion.

As stubborn as she was, she was willing to do anything to achieve what she wanted, so even if it meant that she had to bear multiple noisy and uneducated man drinking whisky and sometimes speaking a totally different language, let it be. It was still better than her arranged marriage.

Though it didn’t mean that she didn’t have her own requirements and preferences. She didn’t like if she was left alone for a long time, that’s why speaking to the ship’s chef was a pleasant pastime for her.

However, she was now left alone in one of the cabins downstairs and the ship was quieter than ever. She had no idea what must have happened, so she tried to call out for someone – to no avail.

“Come on! Can’t anyone tell me why we are slowing down? And why we had just stopped right now?” She shrieked as the ship had seemed to come to a halt. She immediately started suspecting that something was definitely not going as planned, but she couldn’t suppress her sarcasm either. “I swear these men can’t do anything without a woman on board.”

With that being said, she got to her feet and walked up the stairs to reach the upper floor. What she saw there made her blood run cold in an instant. All the crew members who were there seemed to be hypnotized by some unseen force, their faces showing no emotions, their features numb. They either wandered by themselves or looked at the waves of the sea very, very close to the edge of the ship.

As Minji walked closer, she realized what exactly they looked at. It wasn’t the sea they looked at; it was what was in the sea. To be precise, who were in the sea.

The waves hid their bodies well, but Minji could tell that they were sirens; sirens with flawless skin and seducing gazes. To her, their voices sounded awful but to the men around her, it seemed like it was like a lullaby; they were under its effect, they were ready to throw themselves off the edge just to get closer to the beautiful creatures.

Minji didn’t think her plan through when she noticed Junhoe walking closer to the edge of the ship. She rushed to his side, trying to wake him up, gently (and then not so gently) punching him, his face, his chest, his side… Junhoe still acted like she was invisible, not taking notice of her presence, nor her attempts to stop him. She had no idea how to get him out of this state, she had never even seen sirens in the first place. She wasn’t used to such dangers situations, that’s why she was helpless when it came to good solutions.

In the end, she did what seemed like her only choice. She didn’t think it through, she merely kissed the pirate with all her might. It wasn’t pleasant, of course, it was more like desperate. But it had an effect because Junhoe’s eyes widened as soon as she sealed his lips, and he seemed to have come back to life judged by his dumbfounded expression.

Minji was the first to back away after she saw that she had succeed, taking a few tentative steps back.

“Wait, what? What’s going on? Why did you kiss me?” he asked confusedly, looking at her with countless questions in his eyes. He was just coming out of his whole hypnotized state, so Minji knew she should have been a bit more patient, but he wasn’t the only one who needed help.

“I’m trying to save your life if you can’t see!” she shrieked, gesturing wildly but the pirate’s eyes could only see her and her rosy-coloured lips.

“By trying to kiss me?” He raised an eyebrow in question, her statement obviously making him even more confused. Minji’s patience was already wearing thin, she didn’t need the pirate’s useless questions to add more to her building frustration.

“If you looked around you instead of arguing why a pretty woman like me ever laid her lips on your dirty ones, you could see that we are in the middle of a siren attack!”

“Hey, my lips aren’t even‒” Junhoe protested fervently, but stopped halfway when he realized what she had tried to imply. “You said what?”

“Oh, these bloody men!” Minji huffed, not believing that she was the only one who had more than two brain cells on this damn ship. Men really thought of themselves as the dominant sex, but she wasn’t sure they could ever be able to lead anything without asking for a woman’s help. Seeing Junhoe and the other males on the ship, she started questioning how they even got there without losing a member here and there.

“Just help me distract your crew members or tie them to something until we are out of the siren zone!” Minji practically ordered him because he didn’t look like he took the situation seriously even though his eyes were roaming around.

“Do you want to distract them too by kissing them?” He turned back to her, slight amusement plastered on his annoyingly handsome face.

“You ungrateful buff!”

“Okay, okay, I’ll handle it from now on! Get anyone you can from downstairs, and ask them to help us out!”

“With pleasure,” Minji spitted as she rolled her eyes, not believing that it took so long for the captain to come up with a reasonably good plan.

She hurried down the stairs, looking for anyone who might be able to help them. Luckily, she found a sleeping boy on one of the wooden beds, so even if he wasn’t particularly happy to be woken up, he immediately ran upstairs when he heard what was going on. Then, Minji even found Yunhyeong who was in the middle of cooking (probably coming up with a new recipe), small wonder he didn’t realize that there was something going on outside of his precious kitchen. When he alarmed the chef, he looked so guilty as if he had been the one who asked the sirens to come by. Together, they went back to assist Junhoe as he finally came back to his senses and did everything he could to save his crew members. After they took care of the hypnotized boys, Junhoe focused on navigating the ship instead, so that they would be out of the danger zone sooner.

When all males were back to their own selves, Minji couldn’t help but let out a relieved sigh. Maybe she did care about them after all. Maybe that kiss with Junhoe was worth it after all.

 Minji didn’t want a proper thank you. She didn’t even want a nice sentence coming from Junhoe’s mouth, but at least she wanted a good damn word for saving the males’ asses. She may have been looked down because she was a woman and she was whining like a child (she was aware of that, bad family example, that’s it), but she felt like she deserved better after the siren attack, especially from the captain of the ship.

On the other hand, he seemed to be the only one who wasn’t thankful to her. Everyone on the ship thanked her or at least treated her better after they got to know what she had done for the crew (except the kiss part, neither Junhoe, nor Minji wanted to highlight this particular piece of information). Everyone but Junhoe himself.

It wasn’t until after a quite uneventful day that the captain did say something about what had happened before.

Minji was reading by herself in her “room” (a random corner that was said to be her room), elbows resting on the wooden table with the book in between. She didn’t fancy joining the pirates’ nightly conversations because they usually ended up in overexcited pirate songs and too much rum. Instead, she liked to have the time to herself, wondering about the what ifs just like this particular night.

“Hey. Can I sit down?”

The all-too-familiar voice asked from behind and she couldn’t help but let out a weary sigh. No matter how uncharacteristically gentle the captain’s words were, she really wasn’t in the mood for a conversation with him. Not after complete days of radio silence.

“It’s your ship, isn’t it? You do what you wanna do. Isn’t that right?” She raised an eyebrow challengingly, quoting the words the young man had spitted at her not long after she got on the ship. Well, he wasn’t the most hostile captain but at least he didn’t throw her out.

Junhoe also let out a sigh. Indeed, when two adamant people got together who could suffocate each other any minute, it was difficult to find a balance and let both of them have a say in the matter without trying to kill each other.

“Look, wench…” The captain started and not until he caught Minji’s dead glare, did he realize how he had called her. “I mean, look…��� He hovered over the last part of the sentence but decided to drop his idea in the idea. It didn’t matter how he addressed her, what he was about to say was more interesting than mere nicknames. “I think we misunderstood each other,” he admitted bluntly, his sincerity not moving the girl’s heart.

“I would say we have quite different manners.”

“We can put it that way, too.” Junhoe was quick to react as he didn’t want to anger her even more, especially because he knew she deserved a proper thank you after the siren attack or at least she deserved to feel valued.

Yet, as an emotionally malfunctioning jerk he was, it was difficult for him to reach out for her after she had practically saved their asses. So what did he do? Instead of trying to talk to her somehow, he didn’t say anything. So typical of the almighty Koo Junhoe. He really didn’t know how to act around females.

“So uhm… thanks for what you’ve done for the crew.” For me, he wished to add but the confession was already weighing down on him, and his heart wasn’t sure it would be able to bear even more.

Minji’s features softened a bit upon hearing his words, but she was still more tense than usual, and he had no idea why. He really didn’t know how to approach women, so it was no surprise he couldn’t decipher Minji either.

“I may be annoying, and I may be just a woman, but I have a heart, and I couldn’t just let you all suffer like that. Let me be the only woman who causes you headache. You don’t need sirens for that,” she explained with a playful edge to her words, making the pirate laugh for the first time they met.

Even though he would have said it differently himself, he was sure that in her own annoying way, the gorgeous female was really taking care of them. They may have been upset at her for telling them to stop drinking too much rum or to stop shouting at the seagulls when they had already become tipsy, but maybe she did it in a loving way, they were just not used to such form of affection.

Though he was more interested in her future plans now that she seemed to have let go of the grudge against him.

"What are you gonna do?" Junhoe inquired, subtle curiosity easily detected from his voice.

"What do you mean?" She counter-attacked although she knew what he was trying to imply. She merely wanted to save herself some time until she could properly think over her answer.

"What are your plans after you leave the ship? Cause we'll arrive at a port city soon," the pirate explained, his intense stare piercing through her heart. She knew that it was a question she couldn't avoid, yet deep down, she didn't want to think about the future.

She was already accustomed to Yunhyeong's childish whining when the boys didn't compliment his new creations, she grew fond of Donghyuk's smile that outdid even the Sun itself, she was used to seeing Bobby sleep anywhere and everywhere he could, she didn’t even blink an eye when Chanwoo was telling childish jokes, and she was no longer unfamiliar with Junhoe's grumpiness in the morning. Or the way his eyes widened, and his jaw dropped comically when something didn't go as he had planned. Or the deadpan expression he fathomed when someone said something slightly insulting to him. Or the duality of his interior and exterior. Or the way he raffled his hair when the wind blew too strong. Or the smooth way (even smoother than usual) he talked after drinking too much rum.

Maybe she would miss all of these if she decided to leave the ship and with it the crew itself.

"I don't know, I didn't give it too much thought." Minji shrugged, her fingers playing with the hem of her dress. She knew it was her time to go, but the captain’s soon felt too soon all of a sudden.

"You can stay, you know," Junhoe offered rather seriously, but before she could comment on it, he added something more, taking back the serious edge of his words. "We won't throw you out of the ship."

"That's very kind of you." She let out a little giggle, letting the conversation soothe her nerves. She could see the sincerity in the pirate’s eyes (something that she had never expected to see in his orbs), and even if she wouldn’t admit it to herself, she was glad that he would like to see her on the ship in the future as well.

Maybe she wasn’t the only one who didn’t regret that kiss.

“I’m serious,” Junhoe stated matter-of-factly, earning yet another giggle from the girl.

“I know.”

“But of course, we won’t keep you back from leaving the ship if that’s what you want.”

“I know.” Minji nodded, her lips raised into a cheeky smile as she watched the always so confident and smug captain babble in front of her. It was a rather comical sight, and she enjoyed every moment of it, especially because she knew he was being embarrassed because of her.

“But if you want to stay, I can’t take it anymore and I have to tell you that‒”

“I know.”

“But I didn’t even finish my sentence,” Junhoe quirked an eyebrow in question, examining the girl’s features. She may or may not have known what he was about to say, but it didn’t really matter who would take the first step. She was willing to do it. After all, she saved his ass already, why wouldn’t she save him from another five minutes of embarrassment?

“I know.” She bobbed her head, then rose from her seat and closed the gap between her and the pirate. Junhoe was seemingly taken aback by her bold move but he couldn’t deny the way he tried to gulp down his nervousness.

Minji sealed his lips in the next moment, their kiss definitely more passionate and less desperate than the first one. Now, Junhoe was also having his fair share, enjoying it to the very end. The kiss was just perfect this time; it was exactly what they both needed after the recent events and what their hearts yearned for ever since they met.

After all, love and hate were only a tad bit apart.

[kwonhamster]

Super Junior as mentioned in Kyuhyun’s thesis

There has been too much negativity in this fandom lately, so I decided to try and translate all Super Junior related sentences from what is assumed to be Kyuhyun’s master thesis (has this been confirmed? I saw articles, but I don’t think neither SM nor Kyuhyun outright confirmed this. Though admittedly, how high are the chances of there being a 2nd Cho Kyuhyun at Kyunghee?). Look at our maknae promoting his group in his own paper. Let’s stop fighting amongst ourselves (I’ve seen so much ridiculousness over the past few days). Let the boys live, please. Come on, Eunhae are coming back this week!?!

Let me just stress that neither Korean nor English are nowhere near close to being my 1st or 2nd language and I’ve only been studying Korean properly for a year, meaning that I might have misinterpreted some of these sentences (take everything with a grain of salt). Also, stressing again that I only tried to translate the Super Junior bits.

Subject of Kyuhyun’s master thesis was: A study on the present situation and future development of K-pop (note that the thesis is dated February 2016).

Translation under the cut.

Since the late 2000s, starting with Asia, K-pop has been spreading to Europe, South America and even to the Middle East through YouTube and Internet-based video websites etc., extending the Korean wave (Hallyu) to the whole world. With idols like DBSK, Big Bang, SNSD, Kara, Wonder Girls, Super Junior, SHINee etc. at its centre, the idea and influence of K-pop rapidly expanded among young people in their 10s to 20s around the world and Hallyu reorganised its preexisting focus from movies and dramas to K-pop. (p. 19)

In China, the preference toward K-pop is not concentrated on specific songs, but a focus on songs from specific Hallyu stars can be observed, for example, in the cases of Super Junior, Rain, SNSD, Big Bang etc., various songs included in a single album are rising in their popularity rankings on portal sites at the same time. (T/N: I’m honestly not entirely sure about the last bit, so take this with a spoon of salt.) (p. 24)

Beginning with Super Junior-M (Henry, Zhou Mi), Chinese members like those in f(x) (Victoria), miss A (Jia, Fei), EXO (Tao, Kris, Luhan, Lay), GOT7 (Mark, Jackson) etc., are recruited into a lot of agencies for idol groups. (p. 28)

Super Junior’s Siwon and EXO’s D.O., Big Bang’s TOP, CNBLUE’s Yonghwa and FTISLAND’s Lee Hongki, 2PM’s Nichkhun and Junho, JYJ’s Park Yoochun, ZE:A’s Im Siwan and Park Hyung Sik etc. are actively promoting as actors. Also, Super Junior’s Heechul and Kyuhyun, ZE:A’s Hwang Kwanghee etc. are expanding their fields to variety and f(x)’s Luna, SHINee’s Key, EXO’s Baekhyun, JYJ’s Kim Junsu etc. to musicals. (p. 34)

(Talking about agencies not just revealing performance videos via YouTube, but also organising showcases for new singles). In actuality, 2NE1, Big Bang, SNSD, Super Junior, 2PM, Wonder Girls etc., the country’s representative idol singers’ music videos are introduced through YouTube ahead of the digital music market, and among consumers from the whole world, not just their music but also the fashion, concepts etc. are becoming a hot issue. (p. 41)

In Korea, Super Junior’s Choi Siwon was the first Korean celebrity to gain more than 1 million followers on Twitter (T/N: I actually think Kyu’s wrong about this bit? Siwon was the first to hit 5 million followers, but wasn’t it an author or someone else who hit 1 million followers first?). Particularly Super Junior also have the experience of being the only Asian artist ranked 4th after international stars Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga and the Jonas Brothers in the category of music artists of the “2011 Top Trending Topics” by American IT media specialist Mashable, which revealed the most talked about keywords on Twitter from all over the world for the year of 2011. (p. 42)

(K-pop in Europe.) In fact, in June 2011, an extraordinary view could be seen at Le Zenith de Paris, a performance venue located in Paris, France. Young people in Europe went wild singing songs of our country’s singers in Korean, and the advance sale of tickets for the “SMTOWN in Paris Concert”, in which DBSK, Super Junior, SNSD etc. would appear in, were sold out in just 15 minutes. (p. 51) (T/N: I was there, and it was pretty awesome lmao.)

(Critical points regarding K-pop in the U.S. or European market.) Actually, a common feature of singers leading K-pop in Europe like Super Junior, SNSD, Kara, Wonder Girls, DBSK, Big Bang etc. is being an idol group and a dance music group at the same time. Except for dance idol groups, other singers can’t attract with (their) K-pop and their songs too are almost unknown overseas. In other words, for foreigners who are new to and not interested in K-pop, K-pop can be recognised as dance music sung by Korean idols. (p. 56)

[bbkissme99]

Dangerous Love (JJK) Chapter 1

My pager vibrated two times and I already knew what that meant: Mr. Lee had a new mission for us. For me. This is my chance to prove that i am able to handle more difficult tasks. My group usually gets tasks of level 5. The highest level is level 10 and nobody I knew ever had a level 10 mission. Not even GD.

On my way to the headquarters I met Sandara. She's always been like an older sister to me. We walked together to the HQ where GD already waited for us. He stood infront of a big table in the meeting room. Besides Gd there  were also Lisa, B.I, Mino, T.O.P, Junhoe and Taehyung in the room.

'Where is the rest?' I asked. 'Busy'was the only answer I got from GD. He said that with a stern voice taht I knew too well. The only person that ever got a nice and lovely answer was Sandara or Dara how everyone called her. Everyone knew that Dara was off limits because it was obvious that there is something going on between these two.

'Mr.Lee has a new mission for us. Only the people in this room will go excluding Dara and me'. Everyone nodded even though most of us were confused why Dara and Gd wouldn't come with us. GD didn't say more and only clicked on a button which was attached to the table.

Behind him a big blackscreen TV came in our view. And then the only thing we could see was the shadow od Mr.Lee.

Nobody knew the face of Mr.Lee or more of his name.

When Mr.Lee began to speak and everyone's attention was on him.

'Team Scorpio. I have a new mission for you. Only the ones who don't have another mission will go.  At this mission you need a specific object from the Seoul National Bank. The object is highly protected in a safe. This safe can onlx be opened with a key whose owner is the director of the bank. You will also need a whole handprint of teh director. To accomplish this mission you will only get one month including preparation and carrying out. Good luck Team Scorpio'

B.I was the first one to speak and you could hear him panic. 'Really? The Seoul National Bank? Really? we aren't criminals, we aren't robbers, we can't just-'

'we can't just what B.I? We can't just what?'GD cut .I off

'Mr.Lee  gave us instructions and we have to follow them'Taehyun responded.

T.O.P was the next one to speak: 'B.I I'm here way longer than you are and one thing that I have learned ist that you never contradict Mr.Lee'

'But-' 'No but's, we do as he says. You're all dismissed-

Everyone stood up and we all made our way ou. Only Dara and GD were still in the room.

Í have a bad feeling about this'Mino said as he walked next to me. Mino and I knew each other the longest out of everyone of the team because we both traindes together while everyone was recruited seperately.

'Me too'was the only thing I said, and with that we left the building and made our way to the Scorpio Headquarters (SHQ).

The different teams are all named after the Zodiac Signs . That's also how we knew that there are eleven other teams. Eleven rivals.

Hello:) This is the first chapter of my fanfic and I hope you all like it. I try to include many different characters from different groups, so that this doesn´t become a series where only one group is included. At first I wanted to make a reader x Jungkook fanfic but my top female bias is Hyuna since I was first introduced to kpop so I thought that my frist fanfic should be with her. btw Jungkook and Hyuna will be the same age (19).

He will appear in a few chapters I promise. :)))