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🧪☣️ JUMPTRASH DOT NET ☣️🧪

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Pat’s face of regret™ when he realizes he inadvertently referred to the rest of the party as his Friends

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My pitch:

Next plot arc starts with Burger and Dasha discovering that vang0 has been KIDNAPPED. In order to track him down and rescue him, they partner up with a new character, played by Josh. (Brian isn’t there, or maybe makes a brief cameo in the form of a pre-recorded, audio-only message.)

As they start following his trail, it becomes clear that the circumstances of this kidnapping have to do with vang0’s mysterious past that he doesn’t remember. The gang learns more about the vang0 that came before, whom they never really knew. It’s tough info to swallow... is this really who their friend has been the whole time?

They find vang0 at last and there’s a big, climactic sequence of trying to extract him from the situation. The day is saved, but vang0’s memories have returned—he remembers everything, and he has to go back to his old lifestyle to put things right. (Brian’s making a cameo for real, at this point, maybe after 5 episodes or so.) And because of his past and what he’s entangled in, it would be too dangerous for him to stay in touch with Burger and Dasha. For their own good, he doesn’t want them involved, because he... cares about them, as his friends. He’s finally learned to care about people other than himself.

vang0 rides off into the cyberpunk sunset, never to be seen again(???). It’s sad as hell—BUT, after doing this whole mission together with Josh’s character, Burger and Dasha have to admit that the three of them do also make a pretty great team, and they’ll probably keep him around. Nobody could every replace vang0.. but now they have a new friend. :’)

While I understand everyone is a little sad about brian leaving polygon I am personally freaking out about if their cyberpunk game will continue. are we losing vangobango? Will he be replaced? Will they continue the series at all? Will Brian return as a guest to finish the story that Jenna planned out? WILL I EVER SEE MY BIG OL HIMBO BURGERPANTS AGAIN?! I NEED ANSWERS

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Good morning to people who think dogs should vote, JarthHeads, users of jumptrash dot net, anyone who thinks all plants are edible, anybody in the ‘We are the Toads’ music video, Hemingway’s mummified ass, those assigned the same role for an improbable number of consecutive hidden role games, everyone in the timeline where Digimon wins, Scrundler, Griffin’s amiibos, all the monsters that never made it out of the factory, Gill and Gilbert.

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i may or may not have covered mister louie’s hello world 👉👈

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This is a Terry the (Nearly Middle-Aged) Truck Driving Etruscan Shrew stan account

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#this was great! #ive liked a few recent unraveleds but i feel like he kind of got away from the video game lore aspect #which I've missed #so I'm glad it's back in. incredible force

What's left for me? The Master Chief of Halo novels?

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Is Simone always the person in charge of comments?

--Not always, but I am the person who is so brain-sick that I read them regularly.

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ask meme: burger chainz!!!

horrible person (affectionate) <—my feelings on the entire cast of this game tbh <3

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pat and brian + losing their command of the english language

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Polygon really said “okay clayton ashley for your birthday we will finally let you do Overboards again”

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Something I miss a lot from Polygon’s content is their one- or two-person couch stream shows... obviously the pandemic has made that not a viable form of programming currently but even before then it was kind of going by the wayside... yellface... we fought a zoo.... these classic programs...... Anyway here is a list of free Polygon Stream Show™ ideas I had for the future

Polygon lets fans nominate/vote for indie or otherwise lesser-known games that they can play and spotlight, maybe alerting them to the existence of stuff that they and/or their larger fanbase may not have known about

The whole team picks a game that none of them are especially familiar with and starts a new save file. Each week, they rotate out who is playing, and pick back up where the previous person left off. They tell each other NOTHING about what the game is in the interim, or what decisions the previous players have made re: character choices or mechanical build, etc. Everyone just goes in totally blind

Second-hand/reactionary streaming to Nintendo Directs, the way they’ve watched along with E3 stuff more specifically in the past

Josh and Simone: Josh is playing an autochess-style game where he sets up a lot of moves ahead of time and then just lets everything run and play out, but right before he says go, Simone is allowed to alter (read: completely fuck up) exactly one piece of what he’s put into place. wackiness ensues

Josh and Clayton: some kind of spiritual successor to We Fought A Zoo. or like, literally anything. like. they apparently used to work together at a previous job? would love to see what kind of energy they had then and continue to have now

more Josh, is what I’m getting at

polygon im begging you

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jenna &co. really want to do more with this campaign after Ring Box is over and the best way to make that happen for them (aka for us lmao) is to share what exists already a ton and get that view count up! ♥

New Cyberpunk episode on Saturday

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d-does he know

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(to the tune of bohemian rhapsody) mamma mia mamma mia mamma mia pappa piss 

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