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[butmakeitgayblog]

Do you have any Lexa's that would tease Clarke with that jumbo condom?

I mean,,, I think it's pretty obvious. The size queen herself.

CI Lexa

They religiously use condoms when they're traveling. Like? Princess Dainty Lexa Woods is not going to be standing in a hotel bathroom scrubbing down a dildo that they forgot to wash before passing out. She will throw it away before that ever happens and, well... she has certain favorites that she doesn't want to lose. Okay?

Still it's funny because Clarke had once offhandedly said that she'd assumed when she settled down and became a one woman kinda gal with Lexa, her days of worrying about condoms would be over. Cuz ya know, "I highly doubt I can get you pregnant, baby🙄"

After that it's an absolute necessity for Lexa to fuck with her over that stupid statement as often as possible. Clarke strapping up in one of their, ahem, larger choices among their selection. Lexa, spread out and worked up into a needy mess, still finding the brainpower to dutifully hold out the only sized condom that'll fit the toy with a solemn look, "Put this on, darling? We don't want any scares—."

Clarke, yet again not amused as she snatches the condom out of her hand. "Hah. Aha. Hahaha, shut up."

"I'm sorry, my love, I'm just not ready to be a mother yet—"

"What you're gonna be is single in about two fucking seconds 😒"

//

Yeah, Lexa would be very pleased with herself

[user-needs-new-hyperfixation]

i feel like this is also ripe for having all the people they walk by be other characters and ships for a laugh, because they don't know each others families/friends yet.

William walks by John and Mary, all cutesy and newly in love, and is like, "I don't get it but awwww"

Sherlock walks by Albert very pointedly buying jumbo magnum xxl condoms and does not realize until months later after he's met William and made the connection with who his brother's boyfriend is who those were for; nearly has to be hospitalized.

Sherlock walks by Bond and is too busy judging the bizarre assortment of colours and flavours he's buying to register why he seems familiar.

Sherlock walks by Moran filling a whole shopping basket and just turns around and leaves the store.

William walks by Sherlock buying condoms For A Case. Sherlock is too involved in reading the fine print to notice him. So when they meet officially a while later, William spends their first two dates assuming that Sherlock is allo and experienced, leading to a series of romcom misunderstandings.

(Credit to Marr for Sherlock buying condoms for a case, I just took that idea and ran with it. 😂)

[reallygroovyninja]

Which pics inspired stories for you

The room buzzed with laughter as the bachelorette party hit its stride. Octavia, wearing a "Bride-to-Be" sash, stood at the center, grinning from ear to ear. Lexa found herself in a group of friends, each more eager than the last to participate in the latest game.

"Alright, ladies!" Raven announced, her eyes sparkling with mischief. "For this game, you have to pick a condom that matches the size of your alpha's member. No cheating!"

A table was set up with an assortment of condoms in various sizes, each packaged in brightly colored wrappers. Lexa's cheeks flushed slightly as she glanced at the display. The room erupted in a chorus of giggles and teasing as the women began to make their choices.

Lexa hesitated for a moment, feeling the weight of curious eyes on her. She took a deep breath, reminding herself that this was all in good fun. With a confident stride, she approached the table and scanned the options.

The small, medium, and large sizes seemed too inadequate as she reached for a bright red wrapper labeled "jumbo." She could feel the heat rising in her cheeks but kept her expression composed. She picked up the condom, holding it up for everyone to see.

A wave of laughter and playful whistles filled the room. Raven clapped her hands in delight. "Well, well, Lexa! Looks like someone is very lucky!"

Lexa shrugged with a wry smile. "What can I say? Clarke's full of surprises."

[emma-munson]

Thank you @ghost-proofbaby @loserboysandlithium @userchai and @lokis-army-77 for tagging me in this!!! (I’m smooching all of you)

I feel like everyone’s done this or been tagged…

But I’ll still tag a few!!! @littlesubbyflower @munson-mjstan @myspacebrat @hellfire--cult

[lexa-griffins]

Lexa takes a cute selfie with the jumbo condom for Clarke. Safe sex

Clarke opens the picture when hanging out with friends, Raven sees her blush and peaks over her shoulder "Well, now we know what you're working with between those Griff."

Lexa is confused^tm when Raven tells her "Good job and good luck." the next time they see each other 🤭

[moocha-muses]

“Hey, bud! I just wanted to check if there’s anything you need for college. You know, stuff you can’t ask your dads about. Jumbo box of condoms, industrial tub of lubricant, autographed poster of my band so the other kids will know you’re cool . . . “

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[zmediaoutlet]

happy wincest wednesday z! we know from canon that there were multiple years that dean gave sam naughty gifts for christmas such as porn mags and lap dances, but that’s only two years out of many christmases they shared. what other ways do you think dean honored his christmas tradition of giving sam sex-adjacent presents?

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve happy wincest wednesday <333

Christmas 2000 (Sam's 17): jumbo-sized box of extra-small condoms

Christmas 2003 (Sam's 23, before the breakup): bottle of Tequila rose with a note taped to it that said GIRL BOOZE FOR MY LITTLE SISTER AND HIS GIRLFRIENDS (MAYBE YOU CAN GET LAID FINALLY)

Christmas 2008 (Dean's back from hell): fire & ice lube, maybe he'll just jerk off in fun ways instead of banging a demon

Christmas 2013 (Dean's back from purgatory): Vampire Sluts Want To Suck You, Vol III (Sam throws this one away immediately)

Christmas 2016 (post-s11 first time): a small box of jumbo-sized condoms -- it's the holidays, let's try a posh wank!

[butmakeitgayblog]

Glad to know I wasn't the only one to mistake that for a condom. The jumbo threw me off

How cute if that was actually a condom and the crab was the mascot with the slogan "Don't get crabs, wrap it up"

Lol that's what I said! It's either the best or worst mascot idea for condom company and I can't decide which 🥴

Granted, I did not mistake it for a condom 😭😂 but after the fact I mean

[sebastianshaw]

"Okay, wonderful. GREAT, take them all. Please leave immediately"

"Excellent. Perfect. Thank you. Let me see if I can just get a few more in my pockets...now tuck them into my shirt...slide a few into my shoes. . ." A medical supply company had a mixup and delivered Crane a jumbo sized order of super-condoms. @mcnomaniametus