#julisuba homoerotic rivalry

[suffarustuffaru]

ottosuba fake dating au where they fake date to make julius jealous (otto saw subarus julius rivalry and decided to capitalize on it bc of course he did + subaru agreed to it in a heartbeat bc of course he did (hes trying to prove hes not gay by fake dating an androgynous guy while also crushing on several guys at once) + otto and his now canonical julius hate boner bc of course he has one) but then julius just doesnt even notice until theyre borderline making out in front of him and hes just like “ah! im very happy for you two you seem to be having a good time together :)” and then both otto and subaru wail in agony for a whole week afterwards (im being generous in saying A Whole Week) bc WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOURE NOT EVEN UPSET???? the rest of the emilia camp has gotten earplugs to drown out ottosubas raging. this entire ordeal of course will go horribly wrong at some point. if it hasnt already bc the whole plan fell apart (julius is just super nice and ottosuba are super petty and if you put otto and subaru next to each other all their brain cells go out the window).