#juice new mask... ITS SO BEAUTIFUL

[ratatatastic]

finnish goalies are breaking in their gear I REPEAT JUICE AND UPL ARE BREAKING IN THEIR GEAR (x)(x)(x)(x)(x)

[twodogs-twocats]

Summer Strawberries (Sleep Token's Vessel x III x fem pov) 18+, NSFW

summer fruits. very little plot. what more can I say?

Warnings: SMUT - 18+, Minors DNI. All the general sexy-time stuff.

Apologies for being MIA lately. My job has been super tiring the last few weeks and I've found it tough to accomplish anything outside of work. I'm happy to be back! I missed writing about these spooky bois.

Vessel licked a trail of juice that ran from your lips down your chin. The culprit, a fat strawberry, summer-ripe and dangerously sweet, perched between your fingertips.

You fed Vessel a bite, watching his lips close around the remainder of the fruit. Your view of his mouth was uninhibited, as you straddled his legs, the thick bulge of his cock pressed right against you. You playfully ground your hips back and forth, creating a bit of friction.

He licked his lips and groaned. "My god these are so good." He grabbed your hand and took your fingers in his mouth, cleaning off the strawberry's stickiness. "And you are always so so good," he growled, before kissing you. The beautiful red fruits were plucked fresh from your garden, shared first thing this morning with pancakes, now shared in bed, both of you naked from the waist up, hands and mouths syrupy with the red juice. "Your turn," he said, as he grabbed another strawberry from the bowl beside the bed.

As he placed the strawberry in your mouth, your lips just grazing the tips of his fingers as you bit down, his other hand came to your pussy, rubbing your clit over your underwear. You moaned as your head tipped backward, savoring the sweet taste on your tongue, and the feeling of Vessel's fingers playing with you. Sunlight dappled across your chest, the heat of the summer day held at bay by the AC working overtime. These slow, lazy summer days were your favorite, and you had spent a lot of them just like this, naked with Vessel as he gifted you orgasm after orgasm.

A loud moan escaped you. Vessel now brought his other hand to wrap around your throat. You could feel the wetness from the strawberry you had just eaten covering his fingertips as he gently squeezed and pulled you towards him, his lips meeting yours. The kiss was wet and messy, a glorious mix of spit and sugar. His tongue forced its way into your mouth, and you savored him, tastier than even the ripest of fruits.

His fingers on your clit continued at a steady pace, as a fire deep in your belly began to grow. Your moans became louder, but Vessel's grip on your throat tightened in return, cutting them off. "You know III is home baby. You're gonna need to stay quiet for me. That is, unless you want to give him a show."

Shit - your roommate III. He was a new addition to your home with Vessel. In general, you loved having him around. The three of you were great friends and you enjoyed the movie nights and cookouts and the house full of laughter, not to mention the casual flirting that occurred between you all. But, if you were being honest, you could do without having to be so quiet every time you and your boyfriend had sex. Sex with Vessel could get a bit... uncontrolled.

"What are you thinking about there love?" Vessel said, bringing you back to the current moment. His finger continued to circle your clit, but the motion was now lazy, taunting. "Not thinking about III, surely?"

"No, of course not," you stammered out, your face growing hot. Vessel eyed you from beneath his mask for a moment, before he flipped you around and pinned you underneath him. You giggled at the sudden movement. Now he straddled you, one hand braced next to your head, the other pushing aside your underwear, two long fingers slipping inside of you. "Are you sure?" He leaned towards you, dominating. "Are you sure you're not thinking of III's hands on you, his mouth on your tits? You know, he likes your tits, I can tell. He's always eyeing them"

"Vessel, I don't -." You were fully blushing now, both from embarrassment and from the images of III being planted in your brain. Vessel's fingers continued to stroke into your pussy, making it difficult to think straight. "You don't have to lie to me." he continued "I can't blame you for finding him attractive, just like I can't blame him for thinking about you."

Your eyes rolled back in pleasure, but now, instead of just thinking about Vessel, it was III's fingers that flashed through your mind. Vessel leaned in even closer, lips brushing your ear. "You know," he whispered, his breath sending shivers up your spine, as that heat in your low belly returned. "I've always thought about what it would be like to share you with him."

Oh Vessel, your wicked man. Of course he would say that, right as his fingers tilted up at that perfect angle, hitting your insides like sparks. Your back arched and you moaned even louder. This time Vessel didn't try to stop you. "My my, no need to get that excited. Would you like me to call him?"

He had to be joking. But not a single rational thought lived in your brain, only the approaching edge of your orgasm. You smiled devilishly. "III needs to try the strawberries."

Vessel grinned back, and kissed you deeply. His fingers continued their motion, each stroke sending stars across your vision. "Oy, III," he yelled. Good god, was this really happening? It's not like you hadn't thought about it, the two large men holding you, pleasing you, using you.

You heard the thump of footsteps down the hall, the rattle of the door knob. "Yeah Vess-" III's head poked inside and he froze, confronted by the sight of Vessel knuckle deep in your dripping cunt, you topless, back arched as your orgasm lay just a few breaths away. Your eyes met his, and for a brief moment you thought he would leave, but then his lids lowered, his blue eyes filling with lust, and he gazed agonizingly slowly up and down your body.

"I told you he liked your tits" Vessel chuckled. "Would you like to join us?" III only nodded, stalking around to the front of the bed, his eyes fully locked onto your pussy. He clenched and unclenched his fists, like he was unsure what to do with his body.

"Come here III," you called to him breathlessly, motioning him to come closer. He crawled up the bed towards you as you grabbed another strawberry from the bowl and held it towards him. "Try a bite of these." As he bit the into it, a muffled "Ohmyagawd" escaped him and you giggled. That little sound brought his eyes to meet yours and you were caught off guard by the tenderness that lay there.

"Isn't she beautiful?" Vessel asked III, poised over you. "She is almost ready to come, and I want you to kiss her while she does. Let her make all her pretty noises into your mouth." Then suddenly Vessel's mouth was on your clit sending beautiful shockwaves all the way up from your toes, and III's lips were on yours, rough and different but so good. And that heat in your belly finally exploded. You let yourself go completely, every sound entirely consumed by III's lips and tongue.

"God you make the cutest fucking noises," III said, before kissing you again. You barely had a moment to even register your orgasm before III was trailing those kisses down your neck and your belly. His hands drifted lightly, almost reverently over the various planes of your body. As III's kisses drifted farther down, Vessel gently grabbed his chin, pulling III towards him. "You should taste her III. She always tastes so good." Vessel brought his lips to III's, their kiss deep and passionate, fingers wrapping in each other's hair. You watched in a daze.

Vessel began to undress III, pulling his shirt over his head, unbuttoning his pants. Their lips stayed locked together and you saw they were both rock hard. God you were in for a long night. "I can't believe you kept her all to yourself Vess," III said, breaking the kiss to look down at you.

"This was probably long overdue," Vessel replied, "So to make up for lost time, how would you like to fuck her first?" III glanced at you, seeing the want, the need in your eyes. He got up for a moment to pull down his pants, his cock springing out, and you nearly drooled at what you saw. Not quite as big as Vessel, but close. You were suddenly uncertain if you could handle them both in one night.

Vessel made his way towards you, pulling you into a deep kiss before he came to sit behind you, your head now on his chest, his hard cock pressing into your back. "Will you be a good girl for III?" He cooed into your ear, as his fingers traced your neck, your collarbone. "Tell him how much you want him."

You watched III fisting himself, still clearly a bit nervous, as he gazed down at you. "Do you want to fuck me III?" You asked him, smirking. "I've seen the way you look at me, now show me how bad you want me."

III chuckled, confidence growing with your words. "Fuck love, if you ask so nicely." His large hands opened your legs wide, and he brushed the tip of his cock against you. You squirmed in anticipation. "Tell me how you like it," he said, as he pushed inside painfully slowly. You groaned, arching further into Vessel as III fully sheathed himself inside of you.

Vessel's hands reach around to play with your breasts, fingers pinching and pulling at your nipples. "Fuck baby, look how good he looks inside of you," he said. And he sure wasn't wrong, III's long body curling into you, every deep stroke hitting you just how you liked. III pulled one of your legs over his shoulder, gently biting your calf. The change of angle allowed him to hit you even deeper and you whined. "Oh my god III, that feels so fucking good." III and Vessel both groaned, enjoying your pleasure.

III continued to pound a steady stroke. The swish of his hair with every move was hypnotic to watch. Suddenly you felt something cool at your lips. You opened wide to take a bite of the strawberry Vessel was feeding you, and as you bit, you felt Vessel's other hand reach down to play with your clit. With III's cock deep inside of you, Vessel's fingers teasing your clit, and the lush taste of the berry, your second orgasm quickly approached. Tears sparked at the corners of your eyes. "Come for me baby," you heard III say. "Fuck you feel so good. I'm gonna come too."

"Come inside of her III." Vessel demanded. “I want to watch you fill her.” His hand still tormented your swollen clit. III's pace quickened, deeper and deeper, your heat mingling with the two of theirs, mind collapsing into a mush of pleasure, and finally you came, the orgasm filling your body with pure ecstasy. III followed quickly after, filling you with messy thrusts. You panted heavily, sweat pooling in the rivets of your body as bit by bit, you came down. Vessel pressed loving kisses into your hair and III slowly pulled himself out and came to sit next to Vessel. He kissed Vessel first, and then brought his lips to your tenderly. And as you kissed them both, you were reminded that even the sweetest treats taste better shared.

[lagncx]

Head canon karl Heisenberg sting is so me coded

After getting him out the village and you finally getting home to your apartment and see your cat is still up and alive 😺 you sit down and turn on the tv. Chris let’s Heisenberg out his zip-ties ^^ and he immediately looks around ooos and aaas you live in an apartment in New York kinda living. Your tv is big and flatscreen and he’s watching and you see rhea ripely slam some chick and your like “hell yeah!” Heisenberg is immediately hooked the obvious scripted and fun fights are the most entertainment he’s had in years Karl couldn’t believe it rhea was ripped

“You know Alcina could’ve got an awesome job doing this shit” he chuckled.

But it was over when he started watching it everyday. You even got rhea ripley on COD and he squealed like a little girl seeing you play as her.

He loses it when he watches the reels on your phone and sting comes up

“Who is he”

“Sting.”

“Holy shit he looks bad ass”

“Yea..”

“Holy shit he took off his mask! ITS THE SAME FACE 0o0?!?”

“Yea Karl…have you ever seen the crow?”

Karl becomes a movie connoisseur seeing why Moreau wasted his time but you had Karl watch the “good shit” white chicks, stand by me, sandlot, Elvira, Edward scissorhands (made him cry. Cause he wouldn’t stop comparing it to you both), corpse bride, frankenweenie (he couldn’t help but applaud the boy for making a beautiful prototype and bringing back his dog! It reminded him of himself.)

But do not get him started on horror movies he will not agree with anything you say.

To him Jason is so bad ass. Chucky is funny as fuck. Micheal is some superhuman, Pennywise needs to be put on a list, any conjuring movies freak him out cause he hates the yellow text at the end, he loves loves loveees long legs cause he says it’s fucking stupid .

— you drank some orange juice looking at the top “shit, it’s expired…oh well” Heisenberg sashayed his way into the living room “LeMEE innn NOWWWwwww and IT could BeEEEeee niceeee not once not twice but everytimeeeeee!!” He exclaimed his hands going up and down. He smiled walking over to you kissing you

You chuckled “you know I’ve never seen you and Nicholas cage in the same room together” you smiled

“Yea I feel like I’m starting to understand this world. You guys love scaring yourselves” he hummed

“Yea…wanna go to the theatre and see conjuring the devil made me do it?” You smirked seeing his grimace “absolutely not. That shit invites bad spirits babe.” He huffed and walked away quoting another long legs beautiful sonnet

“MUMMMMAYUU DADDDDAAAYY MAKEEEE MEE AND SAVEEEE MEEE FROM THE HELLLL OF LOVVIJNNJGGG!’nl”

—-

Honestly sleeping in a nice bed with you made Heisenberg way less grumpy.

Hot showers with clean water. A pool in the middle of the apartment complex. He loved everything. And going out to eat was scary the first few times but it was worth seeing the world HES been missing. Nothing could take that from him

[healedbyhoney]

Some Earthly Things I Love

Flowers, trees, the clouds, water, pretty nature in dirty cities

My bed. My home in general.

Pretty cups/mugs/water bottles

Shirts that are way too big for me

Fluffy socks

Raspberry Leaf & Green Tea

Red Bull (unfortunately) & Coffee

Italian foods

Thrift shopping & window shopping (especially online window shopping)

Makeup! I love looking my best, enhancing my beauty.

Skin Care stuff. Body creams, lotions, perfumes, body sprays, scrubs, serums, mists, face masks any and everything involving skin care i want it.

Hair care stuff. I love being natural and finding new products that actually work and smell good.

The colors pink, beige, brown & gold

Soft blankets

My teddy bear

Water. All forms. To drink, the pool, the sea, lakes, rivers, baths, showers, ice. Everything water related.

Christian podcasts, music, youtube videos, books, etc. Anything involving Christian religion that can strengthen my faith and relationship with God, I love❤️

Positivity. I am not on no toxic positivity stuff though. Cry when you need to cry, its okay if something is upsetting but do not let it define you, change your character or ruin your day. I believe that the prime train of thought should be optimistic and positive. Having faith in God and that all things will work out according to his will.

Lace undergarments. I love to feel pretty for myself and to be able to romanticize every part of my life. Not everything that is sexual to society as a whole is sexual to everyone as an individual. I love body glitters, lingerie, red lipstick and high heels but it is all FOR ME. I embrace my femininity but I still respect myself and my celibacy. Balance, people.

Strawberries. All things strawberry. Pastries, juices, the actual fruit, milkshakes, you name it.

My switch. Animal Crossing specifically. I also dabble in Skyrim here to there.

Disney movies. Especially the old ones.

Animals. Even the unfavorable ones.

People. To be entirely realistic and honest, i do not like everyone but when you sit back and you just observe, people watch, you see how everyone can just live their own lives interacting with each other, being kind, the feelings in different people’s faces and seeing that we all are going through different stuff but we are all one. We all experience the same emotions in different ways. We all want to be loved and some form of attention. We are all children of God. And we all deserve love, peace and happiness. Sometimes the way people treat us and the rushes of life can make us forget this but we are all just trying our best.

I might add to this later but I just wanted to be grateful for all the things that I love of this world. I love how my blog is coming along and so far it is mainly things that I really love so why not just add a list? Lol I love to look back on my blog throughout the day, even though I have seen all the stuff I post it actually does bring me peace and joy to go through my blog. I hope I can do the same for you❤️

[alyceinwonderland777]

Soul saviour

Pairing; Sylvie x Hunter D-90 (Ship name: SylD90)

Summery: The TVA is now in charge of protecting the timelines instead of destroying them and everything goes smoothly, but D-90 is tormented by the curiosity to know who he was before he was kidnapped by He Who Remains and so he goes to the only person who can give him all the answers he is looking for.

⚠️WARNING⚠️: THIS ONESHOT CONTAINS SOME SPICY CONTENTS AND THE DETAILS ABOUT D-90'S IDENTITY ARE MY HEADCANONS ABOUT HIM

Everything goes like clockwork. The TVA now does some real good and ensures the safety of the timelines. The atmosphere is less oppressive and there is finally freedom in there. Some employees decided to leave to build a new life in another timeline and come to visit from time to time, while others decided to stay and protect the multiverse. D-90 was one of those who decided to stay, but there was a doubt plaguing his mind. A doubt that made his guts twist with curiosity: Who was he before he was kidnapped by He Who Remains and recruited as a hunter? Only one person could resolve this doubt and that was Sylvie Laufeydottir, the Goddess of Mischief.

That evening he decided to go to her. He wanted to remove this doubt once and for all. He took out his TempPad and typed in the coordinates for Sylvie's timeline. The Timedoor opened and D-90 walked through it. He found himself in front of the McDonald's where Sylvie worked. Luckily it was closing, so he didn't have a chance to attract attention.

He saw Sylvie exit the fast food restaurant and approach her vehicle. At that moment D-90 approached her.

D-90: Hi Sylvie.

Sylvie turned around and recognized him immediately.

Sylvie: Oh it's you. How are you? How is it going at the base?

D-90: I'm fine, thank you. At the TVA everything goes like clockwork. As you know, we now only capture the dangerous variants of He Who Remains and work on protecting timelines rather than pruning them. Anyway, I'm here to ask you a favor. *He said*

Sylvie: What's going on? *She asked a bit concerned*

D-90 took a deep breath and spoke.

D-90: I wish you would enchant me like you did with C-20. I want to know who I was before I was turned into Hunter D-90.

There was a special glow in his eyes. His tough, impassive hunter mask was crumbling.

Sylvie: Get in.

D-90 got into the car and Sylvie started the car. After about 40 minutes they arrived at Sylvie's house. It was the classic American house with a garden, flower beds, a backyard and a garage.

Sylvie opened the door and the two entered.

Sylvie: Feel free to sit on the sofa. I will be right back.

D-90 sat on the sofa and Sylvie went to her room to change.

D-90 looked around. He had to admit that Sylvie had good taste when it came to decor. A few seconds later Sylvie returned to him. She was wearing an emerald green nightgown. D-90 smiled when he saw her. He had to admit that she was truly beautiful.

Sylvie: Can I get you something to drink?

D-90: Yes. A glass of orange juice, please.

Sylvie went to the fridge and got the juice. She poured a glass for D-90 and a glass for herself. She walked over to the sofa and gave D-90 the glass.

D-90: Thank you *He said with a smile*

Once they had finished drinking Sylvie asked D-90 the fateful question.

Sylvie: Are you ready?

D-90 took a deep breath and nodded.

Sylvie placed two fingers on D-90's temple and began to enchant him.

D-90 felt as if a hurricane had been unleashed in his brain. A wave of memories made its way into his brain. Finally everything was clear now. His real name was Brandon Williams, he was born in Scotland and moved to London at the age of 16 with his family. He was an English teacher by profession and was 28 years old when he was kidnapped by He Who Remains. Bittersweet tears fell from Brandon's eyes. Finally the doubts had stopped tormenting him. Sylvie stopped enchanting him and took his hand between her hands.

Sylvie: How do you feel?

D-9O: I've never felt better. Thank you so much, Sylvie. *He said with a tone full of gratitude*

Sylvie smiled widely. The two talked all evening about this and that and discovered that they had many things in common. From the first moment she saw him, D-90 / Brandon had immediately caught Sylvie's eye and he felt the same way about her. In the 30 years he had worked for the TVA, nothing like this had ever happened to him.

At some point their gazes crossed. Their hearts were pounding as if they were about to explode. Their lips met in a sweet, passionate kiss. They were clouded by passion. They rushed to Sylvie's bedroom and fulfilled their desire. He eagerly removed her nightgown, revealing her beautiful body. He lunged for her breasts, biting and kissing them. Sylvie moaned uncontrollably, clutching at his hair. He undressed, revealing his muscular physique. Sylvie caressed his chest, making him moan. The most primitive and wild instincts immediately took over.

Screams and moans spread through the room. They went on for two hours and at the end of it all they lay down on the bed, tired but happy. She leaned against his chest and he held her close. That night was the beginning of a strong and passionate love. That kind of love that romantic films talk about and that humans desperately seek.

[sexylil-doll]

I Quit Drinking

“Let’s go!”

Jake enthusiastically shouts as the car speeds its way on the empty highway. It’s already 9 p.m., which is your usual schedule to go to a bar almost every week. Jungkook was the one driving the car; Jake was in the passenger seat, while you, Wonyoung, and her brother Sunghoon sat with you in the backseat.

Once you arrive at the bar, your group of friends who arrived first wave their hands to invite you and the others to the table they reserved. Your eyes roam around the table, and you notice some new faces. Some are familiar to you, some are not, and there’s someone who caught your eye.

It was Kim Sunoo. The innocent and fragile son of the mayor. He looked so dainty in his semi-formal outfit. He is situated between his two girl friends. He looks so out of place with how quiet he was in your circle of friends. One thing you notice about him is that he was only drinking orange juice, despite the many options for expensive alcohol on the table.

For the whole time you were seated across from him, your eyes were only fixated on him, never leaving his form, not even when his eyes met yours. You shamelessly stare straight at his face, like you were intoxicated by his unique beauty.

So when his friend stood up from her chair to go with some of your friends to the dance floor, you didn’t waste any more time occupying the seat beside him.

“So... what is the good boy son of the mayor doing here? ”You questioned him with a hint of sarcasm, right after you sat next to him.

His sharp vixen eyes darted to you, alluring you more with his rich hazel brown eyes.

“Y/n, by the way.” You extended a hand, yet he only stared at it.

“So cold,” you mumble.

You know that he didn’t want to talk to you, but like the shit, you still tried to strike another and another and another conversation until you both knew that you were both comfortable conversing with each other.

You learned a few things or two about him. Like how he hates alcoholic beverages and doesn’t like clubbing (so different from you), and like how much money he spends on those expensive skin care products (as much as you hate buying those kinds of products). You were so opposite, yet you enjoyed talking to him and knowing a lot about himself.

...

It’s been a while now, and it's been months since you and Sunoo started talking to each other. You grew to like the boy and grew closer to him. Now it's like one of those days where you go to his unit to hang out with him and stay for the night.

You were sitting on his bed while he was standing in front of you, so focused on putting on your face mask. You just sat there, once again mesmerized by his ethereal beauty.

“What’s your ideal type?”

You asked all of a sudden, halting his movements. His hazel-brown eyes almost felt like they were piercing your soul the way he stared at you. His eyes scan your face until they settle on your lips.

“I like someone who doesn't drink and goes to clubs. Someone who is sophisticated, elegant, and knows how to carry herself. Someone who fits me so perfectly.”

His answer was like cold water that he ruthlessly splashed on your face. Making you realize that you have a zero-to-negative chance that he’ll like you back. But since you don’t give up so easily and you decided that it was time for you to change, maybe you’ll have at least a ten percent chance of him liking you back.

...

“Hey! We'll go bar-hopping this weekend. Jake and I will fetch you,” Sunghoon told you after joining you at your table for lunch.

“I-uh… I don’t think I will join you guys. I have to study.”

It was almost comical when Sunghoon dropped his spoon upon hearing your answer. Who will blame him? It was new for him to hear you reject them or hear you say that you would study instead of joining them. So when your group of friends came to join you, their eyes almost popped out of their sockets after Sunghoon had relayed your answer to the group.

“Are you for real?! And you’re spending your time studying?!” Wonyoung, who was also overacting like her brother, exclaimed.

Jungkook, who sat across from you, was only observing the scene unfolding in front of him as Jake was only giggling beside him, busy eating his lunch.

“Oh, please. You gotta be kidding me.”

“No, I’m not. And I’ll also quit drinking.” You just said it like it was nothing.

Wonyoung gasped beside you, Jake choked on his food, and there were the other two who were just looking at you as if you grew another head. You were set on changing yourself just to fit Sunoo’s standard, and no one can ever change your mind about that.

...

And true to your words, you quit drinking and started fixing all your bad habits. You change so gradually that even you yourself don’t even know who you have become. Yet no matter how much you change, Sunoo still never notices your feelings, not even when you both spend your time together almost every day.

So you decided to just make a move and confess your feelings for him. You spend the week or two just to make up your mind. So when the day finally came, you texted Sunoo to meet you at the park.

It took a few minutes for him to arrive at the location. And just like any other day, he looks so mesmerizing, even with his simple powder blue polo sweater and gray sweatpants. You felt your heart skipping a beat when he flashed you a sweet smile that made his beautiful, crystal-like, hazel-brown, vixen eyes disappear.

“Hey,” he said the moment he was standing in front of you.

“Uh… Hi!” You sounded so pathetic, just like some high school girls who were so crazy about their crush.

But who said you’re not?

That’s Kim Sunoo. The epitome of PERFECTION. And you would probably fight someone if you heard them say some awful things about him. That’s how crazy you are for him. To the point where you even change yourself just to fit his standard.

“I have to tell you something,” you say, breaking the silence that enveloped the both of you.

“Hmm…?”

You stopped on your tracks to face him, and he did too. Your eyes scan his face.

“I like you, Sunoo. I liked you the moment I got to know you. I like you so much that I don’t even know how to stop,” you confessed.

The glow and the emotions in his face gradually disappear. Right there and then, you knew what would be the outcome of this confession.

“I-I’m sorry, but I only see you as a friend. Nothingless.”

Even though you already expected that, it still hurts like hell. You did everything. Change yourself to fit his standard, yet it wasn’t enough for him to like you back. He left right after he told you those things, breaking you even more.

After that day, you and him fall apart. He never approached you again or looked in your direction. What breaks you more is when you learn that he was already in a relationship with someone.

Someone who does bar hopping and drinks alcohol. Someone like you when you still hadn’t changed yourself to fit his standard. And there’s one thing you realize after that. No matter how much you change yourself just to make him like you back, you know that he will never like you because he already has someone who owns his heart despite being the complete opposite of his ideal type.

It only proves that no matter what changes you make to yourself, he will never like you back.

NEVER.

[stealthnoodle]

Link's Big Juice Cleanse: Let's Play Tears of the Kingdom

Below the cut, I have just finished solving the weather.

You must be Tracy Chapman because I've got a fast car:

I broke my beautiful new vehicle dragging it in and out of the Gatehouse to show it off for an unappreciative audience. :( After rebuilding it twice I tried to make it move with my fan-sword, which didn't work, so I gave up and attached one of its wheels to the bokoblin arm I picked up. I will honor its memory by accidentally shattering it against a crate soon.

Zelda is in her Terra Branford cryptid era and I say good for her

Sir this is a T-rated game:

I have been repeatedly murdered by trees

I have avoided trees and discovered PONY POINTS, which are now the only thing I care about

All my ponies from my BoTW save are here!!! Now I'm even sadder that the stables wouldn't accept the wild beasts I kept trying to pretend were horses, but I can't stay sad when I have these fashionable fillies around:

I took Trotsalot the Pink on a little journey to bring wagon supplies for a sidequest. Didn't pay attention to how much I needed, so I dragged a whole wagon full of shit over the bridge past a Hinok. Had to repair it, not from the Hinok, but from a random skeleton that popped up under it. I arrive and discover I only needed two wagon wheels. OH WELL

Everyone loves Trotsalot.

Ooh, I activated a puddle and now I seem to be seeing where Zelda ended up! Back in time, looks like. Magatama abound and I am HUNGRY. I support her decision not to chow down right now, though, because she's wise not to create a time paradox in her tummy.

I need to start screenshotting the ass-backward way I solve shrine puzzles. It's very "congrats lil buddy that's the worst anyone's ever done it" followed by a moment of dawning realization of the actual point of the puzzle, which so far is never to make half a dozen fused balloon-torches.

Every time I clear a shrine or get a heart, the gloom evaporating from Link's body makes me think that he's essentially going on a hardcore juice cleanse to flush the toxins out of his body, except in Link's case the toxins actually exist and the juice is solving puzzles.

My pants have cold resistance and this somehow means that I can run around topless and be utterly untroubled by a blizzard. Link is comfortable, actually:

Go away bird children I don't want to join your cult

Uh-oh my pants are only good for level of cold, and now I'm at a two-cold altitude. I have an elixir and two dishes with hot pepper in them. I'll be fine

Uh-oh this blizzard airship is also double-cold, and I gotta find FIVE of these FANS are you FUCKING KIDDING ME

All out of cold protection! It's fine I'm fine we're all fine

A good way not to freeze to death is to eat a fish and/or mushroom skewer in mid-air every time you feel the tug of the great beyond. Try it at home, kids!

Okay, icy bug boss is finally down and there is another magatama. No one eats it, but touching it lets you talk to your long-dead ancestors, apparently.

Love this wild-ass mask on the ancient bird, who wears his deliciously curved power source as an anklet.

Zelda babygirl what are you doing to history. If you're cool with paradoxes why don't I hear you crunching a magatama right now. Zelda. Baby. Meet me halfway.

Instead of replacing another of my body parts, my excitable baby bird friend has bound his funky little spirit to me with a magic ring. I call foul. Give me bird leg.

All right, off to explore the world of springtime!

[libidomechanica]

Kept for dividing bread, who, whence, of his Cry to dine

So with Absál, pass’d unseen to-day, or more wise.     With motion and how she nuh notice few who married lady—that came back again, over     ear, and sometimes like the stopped cracklings carry gun? Will take her. Of the pleasure to     adorning settlemen, he’s bed always snowing things were shall hands. These presents, opening     eyes: and walls sudden act, that very

loud in an houre than delight, my Katie? ’ She     country’s wrong; were a mask. Kept for dividing bread, who, whence, of his Cry to dine. The living     he loves, more pain? By the cold walls with lips to a wall is silent night oft meet him     the moon.—And worse: his cruel, tender, but in glen or your eyes did fall, for itself hath present     wrong and the yard are wise, I lodgd

thee, where be, with new air, ah, what wardes bene     hale enough, no fancy but right, hirèd a villainy sometimes sleeve! Quite alone, too,     too were nought be found his Vices from out to draw profiles, and men, nay! And bring in     October, though my opinion of this team, we saw the hymns, and household the speed of prayer!     And therefore the change of light He

force, and that voyage. The mall still on Menie doat, and     clouds to be full, her feathern thongs, but bears its lips of feeling after look your eyes were     getting is a connubial kiss that ill was starts—but Dick was mine, no voice burning Post     its dwelling lime, of mi skirt, just you sit and glory seat, playing hearth has drunk all be     able to pray; who watch bled bad blood

where you call thing caramels and we knelt and for     euery where to bring into the prince first day when as an academic joke. And twice     in chronological commend. Water, and scatter gate; there you like spotlesse mought his     hanged: the gesture life—O father! What it is each glowing weedes be meeke mought he leaf     where too late school’d onely spread, and

Loue, still cut strain emerald came down her eyes and     her of cord and rot, wrapt in all love pricked changed, in the most smoothly they should be out of     the starts—but Dick was mischief therefore if to lose its hold, their hero’s storm and pomegranate     juice, squeezed through a miseries of both for you in my recollection flies on     the strong; and, rank by rank, we went in

the cried out the bloody trial,—alas! They are sold     the wall. How have hearth removed of spice and hold a nap in a big box stores, all mine eye:     but weep the dissolution of nation of him in some expected him when the faire:     that season’d poisonous wave the hands like a guinea and New York city when only     look’d about this—and wakened,

shivering worse, sure of the please to weep o’er his misse,     when both are old age black beauty won me, on a sparkling spent by murmuring time,     for the back of innocence ought to my love thee naked only nothing I feel when     both the startles all, or my friend, your mates do a fly. No love, when both our sute doth state     its heart, too, out of this pocket-book

remover the gallanted unless the ring to     bind. Thee to toll me of my hand! Their summer dearth! Around and saw, with reefs which man kept     the touch thine which encumbrance all company, and Terebinth good to live alone, but     if the Curse of brow, and not him hardly could away, i’ve been at by the green, and love,     as from the peasants gave his dishonored

grass was dancing, midst thee. Within the hangman     without his Argus was, who seek: were boil’d and gay, and that beauty and imagine of     the same by flying gold plates he ask’d him when thou usest; but Wordsworth unexcised,     unhired, you conceive the streamlet winds creeping, and ran with the porch, windchime wasn’t     We left me broken heavenliest nard.

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Discover the Wonders of St. Lucian Sea Moss

Sea moss is more than just a sea plant; it’s a treasure trove of health benefits. Among the different varieties of sea moss, St. Lucian sea moss stands out for its exceptional quality and benefits. Let’s dive into what makes St. Lucian sea moss so special, how you can use it, and why it might become your new favourite health booster.

What Is St Lucian Sea Moss?

St Lucian sea moss, also known as Irish moss, is a type of seaweed that grows along the coast of Saint Lucia, a beautiful island in the Caribbean. This seamoss is known for its rich nutrient profile and impressive health benefits. It has been used for centuries in Caribbean culture and is prized for its high mineral content.

Why St Lucian Sea Moss Is Special

1. High Nutrient Content

St. Lucian sea moss is packed with essential nutrients. It contains over 90 minerals that our bodies need, including iodine, calcium, magnesium, and potassium. These minerals support various bodily functions, from maintaining healthy bones to regulating blood pressure.

2. Natural and Organic

One of the standout features of st lucian sea moss is its organic nature. It is harvested from the clean, unpolluted waters around Saint Lucia. This makes it a pure, natural option for those looking to enhance their diet with organic ingredients.

3. Sustainably harvested

Sustainability is a key focus in Saint Lucia. The sea moss is carefully harvested to ensure that it is done in an eco-friendly manner. This helps preserve the marine environment and supports the local communities that rely on sea moss farming.

Benefits of St Lucian Sea Moss

1. Boosts Immune System

Sea moss is known for its immune-boosting properties. It is rich in vitamins A, C, and E, which are essential for a healthy immune system. Regular consumption of St. Lucian sea moss can help your body fight off common illnesses and infections.

2. Improves Digestion

St. Lucian sea moss is also great for your digestive system. It contains prebiotic fibres that promote the growth of beneficial gut bacteria. This can lead to improved digestion and overall gut health.

3. Supports Skin Health

If you’re looking for a natural way to improve your skin, seamoss might be the answer. Its high mineral content helps keep your skin hydrated and can even help reduce the appearance of acne and other skin conditions.

4. Enhances energy levels

Feeling tired or low on energy? St. Lucian sea moss can help. Its nutrients-rich profile helps boost energy levels and reduce fatigue. It’s a natural way to stay energised throughout the day.

How to Use St Lucian Sea Moss

1. Sea Moss Gel

One of the most popular ways to use St. Lucian sea moss is by making sea moss gel. To prepare it, simply soak the sea moss in water overnight, then blend it with fresh water until smooth. Store the gel in the refrigerator and use it in smoothies, soups, or as a thickener for recipes.

2. Smoothies and Juices

Adding sea moss to your smoothies and juices is an easy way to get its benefits. Just add a spoonful of sea moss gel to your favourite smoothie or juice recipe for an extra nutrient boost.

3. Skincare Products

You can also use sea moss in your skincare routine. It can be incorporated into homemade face masks or added to your favourite skincare products to enhance their hydrating properties.

Where to Buy St Lucian Sea Moss

When looking for sea moss st lucia, make sure you choose a reputable source. Opt for products that are labelled as organic and sustainably harvested. You can find St. Lucian sea moss online or at specialty health food stores.

Conclusion

St. Lucian sea moss is more than just a trendy health supplement; it’s a powerful natural ingredient with numerous benefits. From boosting your immune system to improving skin health, this sea moss offers something for everyone. By incorporating St. Lucian sea moss into your daily routine, you can enjoy its many benefits and support a sustainable, organic product. So why not give it a try and experience the wonders of St. Lucian sea moss for yourself?

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What is Bhringraj Powder?

Bhringraj powder, a hidden gem in the world of natural health and beauty, has been gaining popularity for its incredible benefits. This amazing powder comes from the bhringraj herb, scientifically known as Eclipta alba, which has been a staple in Ayurvedic medicine for centuries. Let's dive deeper into what makes this green powder so special and why it's becoming a must-have in many people's daily routines.

The Power of Bhringraj for Hair Growth

One of the most talked-about benefits of bhringraj is its potential to promote hair growth and health. If you're struggling with hair loss or simply want to boost your hair's thickness and shine, bhringraj powder for hair growth might be your new best friend. Here's why it's so effective:

Nourishes the scalp: Bhringraj is rich in vitamins and minerals that feed your hair follicles.

Improves circulation: It may help increase blood flow to the scalp, promoting healthier hair growth.

Strengthens hair: Regular use can lead to stronger, more resilient hair strands.

Reduces premature graying: Some users report that it helps maintain their natural hair color longer.

How to Use Bhringraj Powder for Hair Growth

Mix it with coconut oil to create a nourishing hair mask

Add it to your shampoo or conditioner for an extra boost

Make a paste with water and apply it directly to your scalp

Brew it as a tea and use it as a final rinse after washing your hair

Bhringraj Powder for Eating: More Than Just Hair Care

While many people focus on its external uses, bhringraj powder for eating is also becoming popular. When consumed, it may offer a range of health benefits:

Liver support: Bhringraj is known for its potential to improve liver function and health.

Digestive aid: It might help with various digestive issues and promote better gut health.

Stress reduction: Some people find that it helps calm their nerves and reduce anxiety.

Immune boost: Its antioxidant properties may support overall immune function.

How to consume bhringraj powder:

Mix a small amount (usually 1/4 to 1/2 teaspoon) with warm water or milk

Add it to smoothies or juices for an easy health boost

Some people even sprinkle it on their food, though the taste can be quite strong

Exploring the Extensive Bhringraj Powder Benefits

The benefits of this wonder powder extend far beyond hair care and internal health. Here are some other ways people are using bhringraj:

Skin health: Applied topically, it may help with various skin issues and promote a healthy glow.

Eye health: In Ayurveda, it's believed to support eye health when used properly.

Pain relief: Some use it to help manage minor aches and pains.

Sleep aid: It might help improve sleep quality when consumed before bedtime.

Memory boost: Traditional use suggests it may support cognitive function and memory.

Getting Started with Bhringraj

If you're intrigued by the potential of bhringraj, here are some tips to get started:

Start small: Begin with a low dose, especially if you're consuming it, and gradually increase as needed.

Be consistent: Like many natural remedies, bhringraj works best when used regularly over time.

Quality matters: Look for high-quality, organic bhringraj powder to ensure you're getting the best benefits.

Patch test: If using it on your skin or scalp, always do a patch test first to check for any reactions.

Consult an expert: It's always a good idea to talk to a healthcare provider before starting any new supplement regimen, especially if you have existing health conditions or are pregnant or breastfeeding.

Bhringraj powder is a versatile and potentially powerful addition to your health and beauty routine. Whether you're looking to boost your hair growth, support your overall health, or explore the benefits of Ayurvedic medicine, this ancient herb offers a natural way to nurture your body inside and out. Remember, natural doesn't always mean risk-free, so use it wisely and enjoy the journey to better health and beautiful hair.

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The Best Organic Makeup Products for a Natural Glow

Achieving a natural glow is a top priority for many makeup enthusiasts. Organic makeup products have become increasingly popular due to their minimal chemical content and skin-friendly ingredients. Whether you're new to organic makeup or a seasoned user, finding the right products can make a significant difference. This guide will walk you through the best organic makeup products that help you achieve a radiant, natural glow.

Benefits of Using Organic Makeup

Organic makeup is crafted with natural ingredients that are free from harmful chemicals, synthetic dyes, and preservatives. This means they are gentler on your skin, reducing the risk of irritation and allergic reactions. Additionally, organic makeup often contains beneficial nutrients like vitamins and antioxidants that nourish your skin. Using organic makeup can also be an environmentally conscious choice, as many brands prioritize sustainable sourcing and eco-friendly packaging.

Top Organic Makeup Products for a Natural Glow

Best Organic Foundations

Finding the right foundation is crucial for a flawless base. For a natural glow, look for foundations that offer light to medium coverage with a dewy finish.

Juice Beauty Phyto-Pigments Flawless Serum Foundation: This foundation blends easily, providing a luminous finish without feeling heavy. It's packed with organic ingredients like aloe leaf juice and jojoba oil, which hydrate and soothe the skin.

ILIA True Skin Serum Foundation: Known for its skin-like finish, this foundation combines skincare and makeup with ingredients like aloe, mastic, and squalane to provide hydration and improve skin texture over time.

Best Organic Highlighters

A good highlighter can enhance your natural glow by adding a subtle shimmer to your cheekbones, brow bones, and other high points of your face.

RMS Beauty Living Luminizer: This highlighter is a cult favorite for its natural, dewy glow. Made with coconut oil and beeswax, it blends seamlessly into the skin without looking greasy.

Kjaer Weis Cream Glow: This cream highlighter provides a soft, radiant glow with ingredients like sweet almond seed oil and beeswax. It's easy to apply and buildable, perfect for both day and night looks.

Best Organic Blushes

Blush adds a healthy flush of color to your cheeks, enhancing your overall glow.

Alima Pure Satin Matte Blush: This blush offers a natural, matte finish with ingredients like mica and titanium dioxide. It's highly pigmented, so a little goes a long way.

100% Pure Fruit Pigmented Blush: Infused with fruit pigments, this blush not only adds color but also nourishes the skin with vitamins and antioxidants. Its vibrant shades are perfect for a fresh, glowing look.

Best Organic Lip Products

Your lips deserve the best care with organic lip products that provide color and hydration.

Bite Beauty Agave+ Intensive Lip Mask: This lip mask is perfect for adding a touch of color while deeply hydrating your lips. Made with agave nectar, jojoba oil, and lanolin, it ensures your lips stay soft and smooth.

Ilia Tinted Lip Conditioner: Combining the benefits of a lip balm and a lipstick, this product offers sheer color with ingredients like cocoa butter and jojoba oil to keep your lips moisturized.

Tips for Choosing the Right Organic Makeup

Choosing the right organic makeup involves understanding your skin type and preferences.

Know Your Skin Type: Whether you have dry, oily, or sensitive skin, select products that cater to your specific needs. For instance, oil-based products are great for dry skin, while powder-based products work well for oily skin.

Check the Ingredients: Look for ingredients that benefit your skin, such as aloe vera, jojoba oil, and vitamin E. Avoid products with synthetic fragrances or harsh chemicals.

Test Before You Buy: Whenever possible, test the product on a small patch of skin to ensure it doesn't cause any irritation or breakouts.

Read Reviews: Customer reviews can provide valuable insights into the product's performance and how it works for different skin types.

Conclusion

Switching to organic makeup can significantly enhance your natural glow while ensuring your skin stays healthy and nourished. With the right products, you can achieve a radiant look that highlights your natural beauty. Embrace the benefits of organic makeup and let your skin shine with health and vitality.

By using these detailed insights and product recommendations, you can create a beauty routine that not only makes you look good but also feels good for your skin.

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Poco X6 & X6 Pro Made for India Powered by Dimensity 8300 Ultra, Tech news 2024:

by Tech Master Poco X6 Pro is expected to be a rebranded version of the Redmi K70E Poco just dropped the bomb: the all-new X6 series is officially coming to India! Mark your calendars and polish your pre-order fingers, because this lineup promises to pack a serious punch. While Poco remains coy about specifics, we can expect the X6 family to follow the footsteps of its predecessors – the Poco X5 and X5 Pro – with a base model X6 and a souped-up X6 Pro. Rumor has it, the Pro version might even be a familiar face in disguise, possibly a rebranded version of the Redmi K70E. But the real headliner here is the power: the X6 series will be the first in India to boast the blazing-fast MediaTek Dimensity 8300 Ultra SoC. That's like strapping a rocket engine to your phone, promising smooth performance, lightning-fast responsiveness, and gaming that'll leave your jaw on the floor. So, what else can we expect from the Poco X6 warriors? Leaked whispers suggest a stunning, immersive display, a camera setup that'll have your Instagram followers swooning, and a battery that'll last longer than your New Year's resolutions. Poco just dropped a tantalizing teaser on X (formerly Twitter), sending ripples through the Indian tech scene. The Poco X6 series, poised to be India's first smartphone wielding the blazing-fast MediaTek Dimensity 8300 Ultra, is officially on its way. While the exact launch date remains under wraps, whispers point towards a January unveil, so get ready to unleash your inner tech geek soon! Brace yourselves for a powerhouse lineup ready to redefine performance and push boundaries. Stay tuned, because the Poco X6 saga is just beginning. Is the Poco X6 Pro simply a mask for the Redmi K70E Rumors swirl around this potential doppelgänger, hinting at identical specs that pack a punch. Brace yourselves for a 6.67-inch OLED beauty flaunting a 1.5K display and 120Hz refresh rate, all powered by the blazing-fast MediaTek Dimensity 8300 Ultra. 16GB of RAM and 1TB of storage? Hold onto your hats, tech enthusiasts, because this beast might leave you breathless. But is it truly a rebranded sibling, or something more? Stay tuned for the grand reveal. Poco X6 Pro whispers in the wind, potentially echoing the Redmi K70E's impressive specs. A 6.67-inch OLED stunner with 1.5K resolution and 120Hz fluidity could be on the horizon, fueled by the 4nm powerhouse Dimensity 8300 Ultra alongside 16GB RAM and 1TB of storage. Triple rear cameras led by a 64MP main sensor with OIS, a 16MP selfie snapper, and a 5,500mAh battery with 90W fast charging complete the picture. Playful and engaging: Poco X6 Pro: the K70E's secret twin or a tech chameleon in disguise? We're not sure yet, but we do know this it's packing serious heat! Rumors point to a 6.67-inch OLED masterpiece with a 1.5K canvas and 120Hz smoothness, all powered by the Dimensity 8300 Ultra, the tech world's new speed demon. 16GB of RAM and 1TB of storage? Hold onto your wallets, gamers! And let's not forget the triple camera squad featuring a 64MP main boss, a 16MP selfie queen, and a 5,500mAh battery with 90W fast charging that'll keep you juiced up. So, is it a copycat or the real deal? Buckle up, tech sleuths, and get ready to solve the Poco X6 Pro mystery Poco X6 specifications: Poco teases launch of Poco X6 series in India with MediaTek Dimensity 8300 Ultra chipset; Poco X6 rumored to have 6.67-inch OLED display, 16GB RAM, 1TB microSD support, 64MP main camera, 8MP ultra wide angle lens, 2MP macro shooter, 5000mAh battery with 90W fast charging. Top Tech News You Must Check Out In 2024: - Wi-Fi 7 Set to Revolutionize Connectivity in Early 2024 - Tesla Vehicles To Get Apple Podcasts Soon – Tesla Big Update - Acer has unveiled the Nitro V 16 Gaming Laptop: Boost Your Gaming Experience - Tech News: Can the iPhone 15 Pro Max Handle PC Games? - Hottest Tech News: Top 5 tech News To Watch In 2024 - Unveiling the Revolutionary Transparent LED Screens Read the full article

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Multani Mitti for Hair

Multani mitti, also known as Fuller's earth, is a natural clay that has been used for centuries for various beauty and skincare purposes. While it is more commonly associated with skincare, it can also be beneficial for hair in certain ways. Here are some potential benefits of using multani mitti for hair

Cleansing:

Multani mitti has natural cleansing properties that can help remove excess oil, dirt, and impurities from the scalp and hair. This can be particularly useful for individuals with oily hair.

Oil Control:

It has oil-absorbing properties that may help control excess oil production on the scalp, preventing greasiness and promoting a cleaner scalp.

Dandruff Control:

The antimicrobial properties of multani mitti may contribute to controlling dandruff and reducing scalp irritation.

Hair Softening:

Multani mitti can help soften hair and improve its texture. It may add a natural shine to the hair and make it more manageable.

Natural Hair Mask:

You can use multani mitti as a key ingredient in a homemade hair mask. Mixing it with other ingredients like yogurt, aloe vera, or lemon juice can enhance its benefits

Scalp Detox:

Using multani mitti on your scalp can act as a detoxifying treatment, helping to remove toxins and product buildup.

How to Use Multani Mitti for HairMultani Mitti Hair Mask:

Mix multani mitti with water or other hair-friendly ingredients to form a paste.

Apply the paste to your scalp and hair, focusing on the roots and tips.

Leave it on for about 30 minutes to an hour.

Rinse thoroughly with water and shampoo.

Combination with Other Ingredients:

You can combine multani mitti with ingredients like yogurt, aloe vera, honey, or lemon juice for added benefits. For example, yogurt can provide additional nourishment, while lemon juice can help with dandruff control.

Frequency:

Use this treatment once a week or as needed. Overusing it may lead to dryness, so it's essential to find the right balance for your hair type.

to note that while many people find multani mitti beneficial for their hair, individual responses may vary. Always perform a patch test before applying any ne

It's importantw hair treatment to ensure you don't have an adverse reaction.

If you have any pre-existing scalp conditions or concerns, it's advisable to consult with a dermatologist or a healthcare professional before trying new treatments.

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𝐈𝐓 𝐈𝐒𝐍'𝐓 𝐎𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐓𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐋 𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐒 𝐀𝐍 𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐎𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐒 𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐍'𝐒 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆, his fae-touched mischief always lightened the tiefling's soul - but now, within this moment of hunger and blood lust; it brought her no joy. Her face is a hollowed out mask as she regards him and fights through the various whispers and reflections of Astarion's pretty corpse dabbled with flies and muck. The painting within her mind is so beautiful it almost brings a tear to her eye as she surveys him ardently. It sang to her sinews and ran a shiver down each vertebrae of her spine; what a beautiful thing it would be; to steal away his life in his first true moments of freedom. Her lashes flutter shut as a wave of pure bliss envelopes her; ears drooping and cheeks flushed at the delicate way his skull would twinkle in the moonlight; sticky and sweet brain juices lapped by the flowers … Her heart 𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐏𝐒.

... 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 ... His signature word feels like an icepick through her, any fervent heat scurrying away along with her ghostlike stare - she was present again, for now. The reality of it all sinks down upon her once more as the tremors consume her extremities, she feels as though she's been infected with frost: the only cure being his warm, pulsing organs being so rudely hidden away.With a sharp shake of Ithuriel's head does the image hide, only then does she feel she's able to meet his ruby gaze … Her own screaming to 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐏 𝐌𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐏 𝐌𝐄 while the Urge floods and causes her mind to swim in sanguine poison. She is losing herself to something far beyond her control, her mind warped and demented by a 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑'𝐒 sick will - a slave to these disturbed passions. She catches herself, only to lower her gaze away from him in disgrace, she only nods when she is sure he cannot see the horror reflected in her iris. Her hands lift up passively, each digit of her fingers flinching in desire - "I would wet a thousand blades before I harmed you of my own accord, and … if these bounds fail, I expect you to thrust your blade before I spray the crimson from your veins."

The nights passing is tediously slow and Ithuriel's once deep melodic tone had turned ragged and hoarse from her endless streamline of threats. The first few were weak, feebling about him trying to sink and tear into something but unable to get their hooks in. After these there was silence; a deep, wallowing silence highlighted by sweet little whimpers - trying to urge him forward. Another humming quiet filled the space between them before the whispers began again, now seemingly more intimate. "I know what you are, 𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 - I will shred your skin and gift to it to my Father as a 𝐒𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐃- your rotted corpse-flesh will be a never ending thread curling across the spindles of my blades! I will remind you of the days you wished for death! A little lamb on a spit struggling and bleating," each word is laced with poison, a far cry from her earlier pleas, " … Oh yes, pretty one, I will craft a masterpiece of your viscera! Again and again and again! Your marrow and deathspit will 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 this dirt! I'll tear our your entrails and hang you from them!” 

No amount of lashing threats could break those knotted bounds; however.

𝐃𝐀𝐖𝐍 twinkles over the mountain ridge in a spectacular array of color to celebrate the beginning of a new day, the warm light cloaking the both of them before Ithuriel's eyes finally peeled open. Her once pale hair is soiled with dried mud, stigmata dug into her palms from clawing and tearing at the rope - her body aches. The tiefling can barely hope to raise her gaze up towards Astarion, a pit of despair and humiliation building up in her core - all she had said to him. Those wicked, horrid things … Shame paints its mask across her features when she finally musters the strength to meet his stare; once wet tears had carved channels through the dried dirt clinging to her cheeks. Somehow, some way, she seemed even more miserable.

"S-Sunlight suits you." ... "I ... I believe it's over, my mind feels agonizingly clear." Through a sheer burst of effort the Tiefling manages to pull herself upright to sit between her calves, tail flicking twice in an uncomfortable frenzy as they adjust in their binds. A wheezing cough shoots from their chest, Lathander's scorn perhaps? Or simply the rawness of their throat from the snarling the night before ... A blushing flush runs its way up her breast and across her cheeks, her pulse skips not from the feverish bliss of desire - but from the waning cries of embarrassment, self disgust, and 𝐇𝐔𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍. How could she not feel such things? Her body had been molded and puppeted throughout the night, and the worst part is that she didn't even fight back ... The proud tiefling squeezes her eyes shut, tight like a vice as she gathers herself and forces herself to lift her face to the sun - a plea for her God to keep her from breaking apart at the way she'd been violated. Once she's content with the way her nerves have calmed does she speak, her velvety tone skipping past each possible 𝐖𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐑:

"It is rare that I lack confidence ... few things frighten me; but whatever happened last night ... It feels much bigger than myself, even bigger than you - somehow ... I do not know when it will end, if it ever will. It feels like it is only a matter of time until I hurt you," the words catch, her heart sinking, "That frightens me, that I will lose myself ... and then lose you too. I do not know if I will survive it. I do not want to fathom it but I fear that it isn't something avoidable and I ... I'm sorry. I understand if you don't want to stay, I won't stop you from leaving - or ... telling the others of what's happened. I feel like ... " Her keen eyes seemed to lose all of their shine as she stared seemingly through him, "You've felt the horrors of the tadpole, I felt like I was in my mind for days - I did not know when I was going to get out, yet I feared the edge of dawn of who's blood may be on my hands upon waking."

...

"I'm scared, Astarion, I refuse to hide that from you."

[slowlobotomy]

PICS and VIDS

So if the meds are the chain and the audios are the straight jacket, then its her pictures+videos that act like the new input files, rewiring my brain.

She knows how to break through my defenses and pick away at my conscious, my brain cells. Damaging them…draining them…wiping them away effortlessly, like a paper towel wiping up spilt milk…

I feel as if I am her charge. And she is my warden.

She watches over me, dissects me, breaks me open and spreads me across the floor.

That’s why the blog is named My Slow Lobotomy. And that is why the picture of her looming over me, wearing a surgical mask and gloves with dental dam is so impactful to me.

I think of her picking me apart as I lay strapped down and helpless on a medical gurney. As she experiments me on more and more and more. Transforming my once human body into a feeder pig…permanently neutered …brainless…

I don’t know if realistically possible, but I fantasize about her putting a (permanent?) tube down my throat. Like a hallow anal plug for a butt. But instead for your mouth…and it goes down your throat.

It would allow her quick and easy access to get right at my gut. This way, she could create evil feeder, disgusting shakes, juices, etc. This way she could directly impact my calorie intake at a moments notice.

This could of course be used for punishments, but also used for daily feedings.

The device would also inflate inside my mouth, so she could pump the restrainer to her desired level, and it would impede my speech.

Meaning, if she so wished, I wouldn’t be able to talk. Only consume whatever she poured down the tube.

Furthemore, a hose and bag could be connected to the tube. Kind of like an IV bag, but instead going straight into my mouth. This way, at all times of the day, even in-between meals, I would have calories going into my body.

Different recipes for different days. Different moods. Different occasions. But I imagine there would be a lot of oil, butter and piss that would be used.

And sometimes, she would pull down her surgical mask, and spit huge loogies right down my throat.

In Mistress’ last video, there was a portion of it where she let her face be visible. SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO.

BEAUTIFUL.

When I see her eyes, sexy complexion and her evil smile….

I.

GET.

SO.

SUBMISSIVE.

Like my jaw hits the floor and I am drooling.

When I see her image, it is prime example of her pushing the lobotomy pick, deep, deep, deeper, breaking the former me.

So since it is so IMPACTFUL, I hope to request to her about ordering more CUSTOM PICTURES and VIDS, and if possible, have her (face) eyes, sexy complexion, and evil smile viewable.

I can’t state clearly enough how much this would surely further me, break my free will, and keep me ULTRA SUBMISSIVE.

[swampstew]

Meet the Vice-Captain ~ Massacre Soldier Killer

If you were worried about Captain Kid being a handful, rest assured that the Vice-Captain will handle shit. Killer is one cool customer. Always level headed, quiet but highly observant, smarter than the Kid Pirates, Heart Pirates and Straw Hat Pirates combined but sometimes he'll drink Kid's dumb bitch juice. Don't ever ask him what's under the mask - its nunyabusiness unless he decides he trusts you enough. Still feeling skittish about the Massacre Soldier? Ok, let's see if we can get you to feel more secure around him.

Meet your Captain -> ☠️

Killer is the mother hen of the crew - he makes sure everyone is well fed, accounted for, drags the crew by the ear to the infirmary if he feels they aren't taking their health seriously, and he is religious about using sunscreen every day (himself and everyone on the crew) - breaking out the tanning oil on his days off.

His passions are cooking, playing drums, making sure his best friend doesn't do something stupid, and taking care of his beautiful hair. He hasn't cut it in 12 years and he has no plans to do so in the future so don't fuck with his hair or he might poison your pasta. Jk, he wouldn't do that to food...unless you do something super fucked up to his hair like cut his strands when you think he's not paying attention. Then he will decapitate you over dinner. Better not eat the red sauce, it may be blood or it may be marinara but do you really want to take the chance to find out?

Most of the crew originated from the South Blue so you could say they're a pretty close knit family. Anyone recruited after they left their island, Killer tends to be more guarded around. He has rapport and history with everyone else; he just needs time to adjust to a new presence and feel out if they're worthy enough to get to know the real him.

That said, Killer might wear his mask all the time by your perceptions; however, when it's just him and his nakama he has no qualms about taking the mask off and letting his hair down. He still won't laugh out loud, only the truly privileged (read: Kid) will ever hear him if he can't choke it down fast enough. If he has a romantic partner, it will take a year at best before he lowers his walls down enough to even attempt broaching the subject.

Killer has the patience of a saint. He has too, have you seen who his best friend is? However, even Killer has his limits and has no issue cutting down someone who fucks around too much. Within the crew, he is not above knocking heads or pulling earlobes - he gives a MEAN titty twister if you really piss him off. He fucking hates pranks that are directed at him, however if you clue him in to your plans on someone else, he might be convinced to help you out - within reason of course. He's not without a sense of humor.

Killer has dedicated his life to watching over Kid and helping him achieve his goals. His ambitions are Kid's ambitions and he will stop at nothing to make his friend King of the Pirates. No one deserves it more than Kid, in his opinion. If you get in the way of their dreams - as a crewmember or a lover - they (yep they make the decision together) kick you off the ship.

This goes without saying but never make fun of Killer's devotion to Kid or of his laugh, he will kill you without even blinking.

Welcome to the crew and try not to piss him or Kid off too much.