#jude 2nd birthday party

[cosmowgyral]

Screenshots from Jude's 2nd Birthday PE story

I've added the translations of the screenshots I've posted but I can't guarantee full accuracy.

Also, the screenshots are only from the last chapter. Yes, the spicy one, hehe.

"....I'll shut your mouth if you say such things."

(Oh how good will it feel to shut that foul mouth of his with a kiss.)

"Jude rolled me over so that I was on all fours on bed."

(Ahmm, ticking off another one from my wishlist with Jude.)

"Jude kissed me on my forehead and told me the words I wanted to hear."

(Save my heart)

"Jude: ....Just kissing me makes ya like this?"

(Just the thought of it makes me heat up.)

(This is referring to kissing him on his body btw, yes the kiss marks we see in the CG.)

"Jude: Even though we were at it all night, he vanished from the bed the next mornin' without sayin' a word...."

"Jude: If ya wanna make me into such a bastard, go on 'n do it."

(STAHP ALREADY. I can't fall in love with you any more that I already have! 😭😭❤️❤️

HE IS SO PRECIOUS OMG.)

And the birthday CG. 💜

Overall, it was kind of a raunchy story BUT, EXTREMELY heart-warming at the same time. You could literally feel his love.

I almost teared up at the scene where the CG came up. I just love this man soo soo much, aaaah I can't.

[judesmoonbeauty]

Jude Jazza’s 2nd Birthday: “The Cursed Moon Within His Merciless Arms” Chapter 3

This is a fan translation. 100% accuracy cannot be guaranteed. Please expect grammatical errors and lack of nuance. Creative liberties were taken in order for a smoother translation. Cybird owns everything. Re-blogs are appreciated, but please do not repost or claim my translations as your own. Thank you for your support! ☾⋆

Quick shout out to @drachonia and @aeyumicore for assisting me on a line I couldn't convey to save my life, thank you! ♥

MDNI. NSFW. CW: Awkardly translated smut dead ahead, Graphic language..... & Rough sex (?)

After we attended the birthday party thrown by Victor….we were alone in the bedroom.

[Chu], [chu], the sound me leaving kisses on Jude’s body echoed in the air.

As he lay on top of the bed, I straddled him, sucking hard and leaving red marks behind

Jude: ….Whaddya plannin’?

Kate: Hmm…….what do you mean?

Jude: Left ya waitin’ in the bathroom. Thought ya’d be beggin’ me for a follow up.

As soon as we got back to the room, my desire wasn’t for any follow up, but only to let me kiss him.

Kate: ….While I was getting dressed after the bath, I realized that..

Kate: …It’s your birthday Jude, so it wouldn’t be right if I’m the only one who feels good…..

(….Also it’s because Jude said to me, “Can ya satisfy me ‘nough for the whole day, princess?”)

(I want to do whatever I can to celebrate Jude.)

Jude:…..Meanin’ the kisses are meant t’be pamperin’?

Jude: Yer too sincere. Really ain’t suited for this world — …Mhm.

While he was still speaking I kissed him to stop him from what he was about to say.

Kate: …..I’ll shut your mouth from saying such things.

Jude: Ha…..don’t say that ‘til it’s actually been shut.

We both laugh and exchange a light kiss before I slowly continue to go lower with my kisses.

I showered red marks on his neck, shoulders and chest like blossoms-

As I caressed his side, I kissed his lower abdomen, all the way to the edge covered by his underwear……

Kate: Wahh…..!

Jude suddenly flipped me over so that I was on all fours on top of the bed.

Kate: Jude?

Jude: …..That’s ‘nough pamperin’.

Jude’s low, husky voice was blatantly filled with desire, and it made my heart skip a beat.

Just thinking of being so deeply linked with him fills my heart with so much anticipation, tension, and excitement that it hurts.

Even though we’ve made love made together many times, I still haven’t gotten used to it.

Kate: …..Run out of patience with my pampering already?

I tried to put up a strong front so as to hide my pounding heart, but it wasn’t effective on Jude.

Jude: Yer the antsy one, not me.

His hand quickly flipped up my dress and ripped down my underwear.

Jude: I ain’t even done anythin’ yet, ‘n it’s already this soaked.

My wetness squelched loudly even with his fingers only lightly touching me down there.

It was obvious that I was more aroused than Jude, and I couldn’t help but feel embarrassed.

Jude: …This is what happens just from kissin’ me?

Kate: Y-you made me wait all evening, so I can’t help it — ….NGH AHH!

Jude scooped up my dripping nectar, and stimulated my sensitive bud with his wet fingers.

Kate: ……Ngh….!

Just as I thought he’d tease me by swirling his fingers around, he’d scratch me.

The mix of pain and pleasure caused filthy sounds to spill from my mouth.

Jude: Was it like that down there when ya were singin’ with those Crown guys at my birthday party?

Jude: ……If ya were next to another man like this, I’ll be pissed as hell.

Jude’s fingers penetrated me deeper, carefully loosening up my sopping interior.

His fingertips know my body so well that he knows precisely where to stimulate all the right spots.

Kate: Mmh…ahh…!

Jude: Ya don’t dislike this. Yer stubborn, but ya like it……here.

When his fingers stroked me inside and pressed firmly onto a certain spot,

An intense, pleasurable sensation hit me, and I almost lost consciousness.

Kate: Ahh!…..Jude, wait….I don’t want to come yet……haa!

Kate: I want you first, Jude…..I like being with you.

Jude: …..Yer good at rilin’ thin’s up.

His quickly pulled his fingers out and the tip of something hot touched my entrance instead.

Jude: Breathe out.

As I breathed out, he sank his fierce hardness into my drenched, sticky spot.

If you really want to know what Jude’s dick is called it’s this: 猛るto rage/to be fierce/ to be excited. Basically, a ferocious cock, but Kate's language is demure, so...fierce hardness it is.

Jude: Hu…..

Kate: AHH…!

While on all fours Jude hovered over me as he moved his hips.

He inched in slowly, watching me react, and then grabbed my waist and thrust into me roughly.

Kate: Ohhh…..!

Sparks instantly blurred my vision, and my walls squeezed itself around Jude in ecstasy.

Jude: Hah….what’s that? Didja ya come just from me puttin’ it in?

Kate: ….I-I didn’t come. ….I can keep going

Since it’s Jude’s birthday, I want him to feel good too.

With that mindset, I pressed my hips against Jude ready to accept him.

Kate: Hngh….see, I’m still good.

Jude: …..If that’s so…..then I won’t care if ya end up regrettin’ it.

With those words, his hands gripped my hips and a violent rhythm starts.

Kate: Ah….! AHH….!!!

I couldn’t hold back my voice as he ravenously thrusted into the deepest parts of me.

Even when I reached the point to were I was about to pass out, I was immediately fed more pleasure, leaving me no time to rest.

Kate: Ohh….haa…!

In order not to be drowned in the waves of pleasure that washed over me repeatedly, I stayed on my hands and knees and clutched the sheets tightly.

Jude’s laid his hand over mine and intertwined our fingers, which stitched us together.

(What should I do….it feels so good and it hurts….I’m going mad…..)

Since he was on top of me from behind, Jude’s weight was slightly rested on me, which was a bit painful.

But even the heaviness and staggered breaths were transformed into love and pleasure.

(Oh, but….I don’t like that I can’t see Jude’s face in this position….)

Kate: Jude….please…..

Jude: ……Say it.

Kate: Anywhere…..is fine….so….bite me…!

As I spoke breathlessly while being jolted, I felt him swell inside of me even more.

Jude: Ha….whadda pervert…..

Jude’s hot breath grazed my right shoulder causing me pain.

While biting me, Jude’s hips started to thrust into me harder.

Kate: ?! Ahhh……Ohh……!

Just like a beast that bites down on the nape of it’s mates neck to immobilize it,

The pain Jude delivers binds me, and won’t let me go.

Kate: Hngh, stop…..! Jude, I…..can’t anymore….!

Jude: Hhaaa…..

Jude seemed to be nearing his limit too, as he began to drill into me more violently—

Kate: AHHHH….!

I felt like a giant swell had swallowed me up as I climaxed, and my stomach tightened.

— Jude had climaxed with me.

As we both caught our breath, Jude pulled out his hot shaft.

Here, his cock is referred to as 杭 stake, post. Changed it to shaft because I HATE it being called that.

Jude: …..Yer tightest when I bite ya, yer so nasty.

Kate: Well, I can’t help it can I…?!

Kate: Even though I can’t see your face, the pain lets me know that you’re holding me Jude…..

Jude: When ya get bitten….yer happy

Jude taught me to love the pain the comes along with the pleasure.

That’s why each time I feel pain from being bitten or pressed down on,

When my body feel’s my beloved Jude entangled with me, it automatically fills with joy.

Jude: ….Then

Jude: If I bite ya from the front when we fuck……you’ll feel even better.

The actual term for "fuck" isn’t used in this line, but ヤってる, which means "doing it,” is used and it's the same thing. Let’s be real, I doubt Cybird will ever actually let him say it...but I sure as hell will.

Kate: That’s….

I thought about saying, “That’s right,” but that would be boring.

Kate: ….Guess you’ll find out, if you check it out yourself won’t you?

I stared at Jude with an instigative look, and he laughed fearlessly.

Jude: ….Let’s go then.

My legs were placed on Jude’s shoulders, and his body pressed against mine, crushing me from the front.

Kate: Mmph….

I relaxed once he fully entered me,

Although it was still a bit tight, my body accepted Jude more easily than before, sucking him and clinging to him greedily.

Jude: …..Open yer mouth.

He thrust far inside me only once while we shared a deep kiss that would never have been possible if he were behind me.

Kate: Mmph….ah, haaa…

Jude’s tongue obscenely invaded my mouth, all the while our hands were interlaced together…..

Mine and Jude’s bodies were stacked so closely together that nothing could come between us, and it was so satisfying.

Once he’d had his fill of my mouth, he finally resumed moving inside of me.

This time Jude slowly rocked his hips unlike before.

Kate: Oh……ah…!

Jude: …….

As we gently made love to each other, the sweet scent of sandalwood wafted in the air with each thrust.

When I yielded to the increased pleasure, Jude bit into my defenseless neck.

Kate: Hngh….

He plunged himself deep inside of me along with the tingling pain, and then rocked himself gently as if to soothe me.

Kate: Mm, ha, ahh……

With every bite my hips are rocked, causing my head to spin from the mix of pleasure and pain.

Kate: Ohh….Jude…..it feels so…..good…

Before, I hardly had time to breathe, now I could actually speak.

Jude: ….That so?

Kate: Jude…..?

Jude: ……….

Jude: …….Ain’t no way I’m gonna strain yer body by tanglin’ up with ya if it don’t feel good.

Kate: Jude, I…..feel so good…right now….I’m losing my mind….

Kate: Can you….say it more clearly….?

He teasingly withdrew his hips and then thrust deep into me, hitting every sweet spot.

As I succumbed to the ripples of pleasure from our slow love-making session, I pleaded with Jude for more.

Jude: Guess ain’t no gettin’ ‘round it…..

Jude: ….Feels good, Kate.

Jude dropped a kiss on my forehead and told me the words I wanted to hear.

Kate: Hehe….hey, Jude

Kate:……To be honest , I was hoping on your birthday, you’d say “I like you” or “I love you”…..

Kate: I kind of thought you’d say it….

In truth, I was hoping if I showered him with words of love and blessings,

Then maybe he would say it today.

Kate: But….this is plenty for now.

His gentle expression illuminated by the moonlight through the window, said it all.

—That he loves me.

(The sun’s so high…!)

It was past noon when I shot up, my body still tired from all the love-making.

Kate: Jude, wake up! What about your schedule for today?

Jude’s usually at work at this time, so I quickly tried to wake him up.

Jude: ….Took off today so it ain’t a problem.

Kate: Oh, okay, good then….

Kate: ….But, isn’t it rare for you to take a holiday, Jude?

Even though he had other employees to cover for him, I was surprised because he a did have a schedule even on his birthday.

Jude: Took it off on purpose.

Kate: Not just the one day, but the next day too? Why….

Jude: Answers written all over yer body, ain’t it?

When he said that, I looked down at my body to find very vivid traces on it from the night before.

Jude: Though we messed ‘round, he up ‘n disappeared the next mornin’…..

Jude: If ya wanna make me out to be that kinda lowlife scum then do it.

(In other words, he knew he was going to be spending his birthday night with me.)

(So, you took the next day off too?)

In order for Jude to have the entire day off, he’d have to clear his schedule far in advance.

I’m sure he planned it well in advance, before I even asked to spend his birthday together.

That thought filled my heart with so much happiness…that I threw my arms around Jude’s neck and hugged him.

Kate: I love you, Jude.

Jude: ….What’s this all of a sudden? I know that.

I think Jude’s the only one who’d reply to words of love with an “I know that”.

It might seem to an outsider that my love is one-sided all because Jude doesn’t say things like, “I love you” as I do.

But….if his hands that hold me or tenderly comb through my hair isn’t love, then what is?

Kate: Hehe…even though you already know, I still want to tell you over and over again, Jude.

Kate: Each time I hear your voice, see your face, or feel your touch….my feelings overflow so much that it hurts.

Kate: No matter how much I tell you, it’s simply not enough.

I gently rest my cheek against his like I’m fawning over someone I love.

Jude: …..I said love’s a curse, right?

Jude: If ya keep cursin’ me like that, I ain’t gonna be able to handle it.

Kate: What are you going to do if you can’t handle it?

Jude: …..Hafta get back atcha ‘course.

Jude: I’ll get my revenge. I’ll curse ya even harder than when ya first showed up.

If you take his words at face value, they’d sound like nothing more than revenge, but for us it means something entirely different.

Kate: ….I accept, fair’s fair.

Jude laughs at me and strokes back my hair.

His breath hits my vulnerable, exposed neck — sinking his teeth into me.

Kate: Hngh….

The repeated, playful bites bring back memories of ecstasy from the previous night…..

Shortly after my breathing became uneven, Jude bit down on me hard to finish me off.

Kate: ….Jude, I…..

Jude: …..Yeah. I’ll go steady with ya.

With Jude holding onto me, we fell back onto the bed again.

The curses we cast on each other grow stronger and stronger with each passing day….and it’s highly unlikely they’ll ever be broken.

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[footballerimaginess]

31 days of Halloween Here is a list of all the fics coming out in October, please note some dates may change. Please let me know what you think of these and which one you are the most excited for.

Sunday 1st October - Pierre Emile Hojbjerg - Pierre being unimpressed that you were prepared to give treats to the trick and treaters Monday 2nd October - Micky Van De Ven - Being in the maze with Micky at the fair. Tuesday 3rd October - Kai Havertz - Even the dogs have to get involved in Halloween Wednesday 4th October - Dominik Szobszlai - Watching films but things get a bit tiring Thursday 5th October - Ferran Torres - A family tradition, but something makes it a more than a family tradition. Friday 6th October - Erling Haaland - All you wanted was a Halloween party. Saturday 7th October - Joao Felix - They say seeing a black cat on Halloween isn't safe and you of course found out the hard way. Sunday 8th October - Ruben Dias - A cute pregnancy announcement Monday 9th October - Marcus Rashford - Celebrating his birthday as well as Halloween Tuesday 10th October - Julian Alvarez - Who's better? you decide Wednesday 11th October - Trent Alexander Arnold - When someone gets caught having more fun that you were having that evening. Thursday 12th October - Pablo Gavi - The creepy crawlies come out to play and someone is too scared to deal with them. Friday 13th October - Rodrigo De Paul - telling each other spooky ghost stories Saturday 14th October - Mykhailo Mudryk - When you walk in a house and Mykhailo doesn't like it as it scares him. Sunday 15th October - Pablo Torre - When someone gets extra competitive Monday 16th October - Rafael Leao - When something goes bump in the night Tuesday 17th October - Virgil Van Dijk - Trick or treating with the children Wednesday 18th October - Ramsus Hojlund - Halloween baking gone wrong Thursday 19th October - Enzo Fernandez - Attempting crafts, attempting is the nice way of putting it. Friday 20th October - Alejandro Balde - Having too much fun with the fake blood... Saturday 21st October - Jamal Musiala - Feeling like someone was with you and getting a chill. Sunday 22nd October - Christian Eriksen - Too old for Halloween Monday 23rd October - Son Heung Min - When the lights go off and it's all dark all night Tuesday 24th October - Christian Romero - having fun with the pumpkins Wednesday 25th October - Ben Chilwell - When someone didn't like your outfit, you were less than impressed. Thursday 26th October - Brennan Johnson - Being convinced the house was haunted when you notice things starting to go missing Friday 27th October - Halloween themed instagram file Saturday 28th October - Lionel Messi - First halloween together Sunday 29th October - Mason Mount - Matching outfits Monday 30th October - Hakim Zieyech - Experiencing your first Halloween with your new born Tuesday 31st October - Fluff Alphabet - Jude Bellingham

[chybaddie]

Jude’s 2nd Birthday party

[mystery-skulls-ghost]

cracks knuckles

please welcome the Duskmarch dorm.

Founded on the determination and will of the Grand Marshal, Duskmarch is a... relatively obscure and bleak dorm. Its members are usually ones that keep to themselves and focus on their passion (which is mostly art in all its forms.) The only people they interact with are with each other and a few other people, but they're generally not sociable with the general public. They have some traditions, but the most prevalent ones are the events held every 22nd of each month, March 22nd being the most grandiose. Their purpose is celebrating the memories of its members past and present. And some other stuff, but we'll get to that eventually. Think a mix of Heartslabyul + Ignihyde. The current dorm leader is Emil A. Carcino while the vice dorm leader is Vice Abriss.

Dorm Location:

The general area is a monochromatic ghost town in the mountains that seems to be literally stuck in time, as in all surrounding fauna and wildlife are in suspended motion. The weather is always overcast. The only things that move are incorporeal ashes falling from the sky like snowflakes and a proper day and night cycle. At night, the sky clears up to show the stars above.

The dorm quarters are located in a mansion right in the center of town. The architecture seems to be similar to the one from the Ramshackle dorm. It's reserved for the dorm leader and the vice dorm leader. All other members reside in the other abandoned buildings. How do they get to choose which building? As a great man once said: "It's free real estate." As long as it's theirs, they can do whatever they want with them. For example: Xander's building is entirely covered with colorful spray paint art.

Members:

Emil A. Carcino

Twisted from: The Black Parade

Dorm: Duskmarch, Dorm Head

Year: 2nd

Birthday: October 23rd (Scorpio)

Pronouns: He/Him

Relationship Status: Taken by that edgelord below

Age: 17

Height: 176cm

Dominant Hand: Right

Birthplace: Rose Kingdom

Club: Board Game Club

Favorite Subject: History

Likes: Vice, skeletons, sounds with a good beat to them, celebrations

Dislikes: Killjoys (lol), clowns, babies

Flaws: Too easygoing, he's gonna let one minor thing slide and that escalates into some major problems

Favorite Food: Adobo

Disliked Food: Anything with cinnamon

Special Skill: Perfect pitch

The mysterious, dreamy, charismatic head of Duskmarch, Emil is a very lax kind of guy. He may not look it, but he's very passionate about the arts. Can't you tell by the parties the dorm holds every 22nd of each month? Aside from that, he doesn't seem to be fazed by anything, not even jumpscares or existential dread. Emil's the kind of guy to live in the now rather than dwelling on past regrets. He's wiser than he looks.

Unique Magic:

"Carry On"

Allows Emil to view a singular, specific memory of a target. The catch being:

He can only view them as a dream. He can't see them immediately, he needs to take a little nap.

You know how dreams are. Weird, vague, trippy, and all associated synonyms. They also take the form of musicals!

Emil's gonna have to interpret them by himself.

Relationships:

Vice - Dormmate. Boyfriend. He really is in deep, cutesy love with him. Could this not be just a high school first love thing?

Xander - Dormmate. Much needed lighting in this place! He admires Xander's feistiness. Fun to tease.

Azul - Clubmate. Always enjoys a round of Brabble with Azul. Their scores against each other are a perfect tie.

Idia - Clubmate. Appreciates Idia from afar. Every time Emil tries to get to know him, he's conveniently not there.

Riddle - Next door neighbors. Emil doesn't really know Riddle that much, but his mom does.

Tiny Tidbits:

Emil smells like a hint of vanilla.

His fondest memory is of a parade; so when he found out that Duskmarch held monthly parades, he was overjoyed.

He dyed his hair white to match the previous dorm leaders.

Emil's art is entirely in black and white. He says it's more "aesthetically pleasing" that way.

If he were sorted into a canon dorm, he'd be sorted in Heartslabyul.

Vice Abriss

Twisted from: Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge

Dorm: Duskmarch, Vice (haha) Dorm Head

Year: 2nd

Birthday: June 8th (Gemini)

Pronouns: He/Him

Relationship Status: Taken by that boy above

Age: 17

Height: 187cm

Dominant Hand: Left

Birthplace: Isle of Lamentation

Club: Film Studies

Favorite Subject: Poison Making

Likes: Emil, poetry, the color red (a specific shade being "Pitchfork Red")

Dislikes: Anyone getting TOO close to Emil, fish, Xander

Flaws: being a fucking dick

Favorite Food: Cinnamon rolls

Disliked Food: Big Bean Burritos

Special Skill: A very attentive eye for detail

The vice dorm head of Duskmarch. A heart attack in black hair dye. Vice is a very strict man. He's serious about everything he does. Does he even have any emotions besides quiet, seething anger? That all seems to go away when he's with Emil, so that's one thing. Although, please don't interrupt his alone time...

Unique Magic:

"Starless Eyes"

Makes Vice invisible. He can't do it for more than 3 minutes, because it'll take some serious damage on him, both physically and mentally. How, exactly? His clothes may disintegrate, his flesh might also disintegrate, he'll become slightly more unhinged, etc. etc.

Relationships:

Emil - Dorm head. Boyfriend. Truly, madly, deeply in love with Emil. Nothing comes in between Vice and him. Literally nothing. Because he'll destroy whatever gets in the way.

Xander - Dormmate. An annoyance. Vice barely tolerates Xander.

Vil - Clubmate. Surprisingly on good terms. Vice does double work, both behind the scenes and onscreen. Vil's picky perfectionism strives him to do more.

Tiny Tidbits:

Vice's art is very abstract. Abstract as in they look like a madman's scribbles on a wall as his sanity slowly deteriorates. They always have some splotch of red somewhere.

He would definitely kill a man if anything were to happen to Emil.

Has a fear of heights. This is why his worst subjects are everything that involves broom flying.

If he were sorted into a canon dorm, he'd be sorted into Pomefiore.

Xander Ammonitra

Twisted from: Danger Days/Party Poison

Dorm: Duskmarch

Year: 1st

Birthday: November 22nd (Scorpio)

Pronouns: He/Him

Relationship Status: Single

Age: 16

Height: 180cm

Dominant Hand: Right

Birthplace: Davane

Club: Track and Field Club

Favorite Subject: Practical Magic

Likes: Street art, parkour, cartoony shenanigans, monkeys

Dislikes: Authority, drab colors, sterilized entertainment

Flaws: Loud, obnoxious, dirty mouthed [BLEEP]

Favorite Food: Deep-dish meat pizza

Disliked Food: Canned Marshmallows

Special Skill: Really good hearing

An extremely loud kind of guy. How did a boy like Xander even get into the dark, monochromatic aesthetic of Duskmarch? He expresses himself with bold colors, graffiti, confetti, and anything colorful (both literally and verbally.) He doesn't take kindly to strict rules. Despite the rowdy personality, he's kind of a dork. As things should be.

Unique Magic:

"Make Some Noise"

Lets Xander turn random objects into (non-lethal) bombs of various effects. It's a lot lamer than it sounds.

Relationships:

Emil - Dorm head. Appreciates Emil's "anything goes" mentality. Xander does get huffy over his moments of teasing.

Vice - Dormmate. Shares the same feeling of antipathy towards Vice. Xander's willing to go through slapstick shenanigans just to fuck with him.

Deuce - Clubmate. Sometimes flings snarky negative quips towards Deuce. Not the very best of friends.

Jack - Clubmate. Legitimately thinks that Jack is cool. Xander doesn't really give his usual temperament towards him.

Jude - No relation. He's seen Jude around right before they were both enrolled into NRC. Xander sees him as an idol, him standing up to the city of bullshit that is Davane.

Tiny Tidbits:

Xander has a potted Mars flytrap among his mess of a room. Did he steal it from the campus? Maybe.

He WILL find a way to vandalize every seemingly impossible to reach places with a cartoon monkey. He gets bored sometimes.

His birthday happens to be on the 22nd of November! That means he's in charge of the parade of that month. Expect an extravagant eyeblinding event.

Xander is an appreciator of anything involving wheels. Mostly rollerskates. His cowboy boots may or may not be heelys.

If he were sorted into a canon dorm, he'd be sorted into Scarabia.

[faedawayyy]

JOY POWELL

age: 20 birthday: july 2nd big three: cancer sun, virgo moon, gemini rising relatives: lily, harvey, janey and annabel are her cousins  sexuality: she has no idea  studying: make up artistry  birth place: rhode island fc: kornelia ski BUT IF ZOE EVER WANTS GEN BACK, then janae Roberts, so janae is reserved.

BRIEF BACKGROUND 

her mum is the sister of janey’s & lily’s dad. however, she moved away to the states at a very young age after falling out with their parents. joy has never really met her cousins, only over social media in more recent years. 

joy was moderately popular in her hometown and in school but never really stand out. she was quite shy but did have friends and wasn’t ever a loner. 

her mum is VERY controlling and protective, and she’s never been to parties or even travelled to the mall without her. she hasn’t been allowed to take her driving test either. her mum is very keen on keeping joy reliant on her which has hindered her growth as a person. 

she’s only allowed to go to st judes because they sold the rhode island home and her mum got a job closer to violet springs. she also knows family are in the area to keep an eye on her. 

she got great at make-up from taking interest online and having a lot of time indoors to practice. 

CERTAIN CONNECTIONS THAT’LL HELP

maybe like a toxic-ish fwb situation. i feel like she’s desperate for a relationship/to experience love and maybe she finds someone when she starts at st judes and they kind of use her for seggs/don’t treat her the best, but she’s convinced it’s love. idk we can develop. 

new friends!!! 

maybe people who kind of befriend her but aren’t really her friends 

people she does make up for 

[salemroleplayhq]

❝ If you’re going through hell, keep going. ❞

MEET…

Jude Anthony Wilson

Age: 30

Birthday: October 14

Gender/Pronouns: He/Him

Hometown: Salem, Massachusetts

Length of time in Salem: 28 years (2 years in Washington DC)

Occupation: Ghostwriter

Faceclaim: Brant Daugherty

HIS STORY

trigger warnings: alcoholism and child neglect/abandonment

It felt as if the Wilson children were doomed from the start.

There were judgmental whispers. Concerned looks. There were those who snooped through closed shades to catch a glimpse at the latest drunken theatrics from Addison Wilson. The children were planted into a situation they couldn’t control with a mother that preferred the company of the bottle than that of her own flesh and blood. Alex, the oldest of the trio, took it upon herself to take care of them all while juggling school at the same time. Jude’s four years her junior and tried to help with chores and figuring out ways to stretch their dollar. There were days when it felt as if all was lost, their home utterly broken and bleak. He knew a day would come when they’d find solace from this depressing existence their mother dropped on them but those days felt far away.

When Alex was away busting her ass to care for them, taking the role of mother their mother pissed away, or taking Harlow to the library for her own little slice of escapism; Jude turned to stories of his own. There were little blurbs, much along the lines of A Series of Unfortunate Events but the stars were the three Wilson kids who fought to keep their head above crashing waves of neglect. They weren’t stories of pity but those of resilience. They told encouraging tales for a better tomorrow and how each of them have real capabilities to pull them out and show the world they’re not doomed. Not anywhere near it. These stories helped Jude from slipping into a dark, seedy world of addiction, something which was expected of him by teachers and those who wrote him off as a lost cause; merely because he didn’t participate in class or found the importance of completing assignments. Why does it matter when those things can’t be applied to the real world? It didn’t do their family any good and came across as a waste of time.

By the time Jude graduated high school he picked up a job at the elementary school as a custodian. Far from glamorous but it helped bring money into their house and alleviated some pressure on Alex, doing everything he could to give her that much needed break from having her childhood robbed due to an alcoholic mother. That very mother whom he kept at arm’s length after all the shit he put them through. The very mother who tried to sweet talk him into going to the liquor store or to pick up a sixer from the gas station. The thing was Jude loves his mother. He hates that he does but that love is there. Yet, he cannot bring himself to be around her for long without anger threatening to further destroy their already fragile family; the very family Alex fought so hard to hold together.

Shortly before Alex left for Houston Jude was given an opportunity to write for a paper in DC. This came as a surprise because he didn’t apply for any such job and came to learn that a teacher submitted his writings without his knowledge. Those stories of hope and escape turned into a passion for storytelling. It ranged from complex plots which painted a shattered home life to actual articles for the school paper. Jude didn’t expect for this to lead to anything and when a chance presented itself he jumped on it after great deliberation. This would take him away from Harlow and Alex, his two rocks, but it needed to be done. He needed to see what world there is outside of Salem. A world away from his mother.

Living in DC brought many new experiences. When he arrived Jude quickly realized how ill prepared he was for this transition and lived in a seedy motel for a couple weeks. He managed to find an ad for a roommate online and hoped whoever this person was wouldn’t slit his throat in his sleep. But, he was desperate to be away from the underbelly which gravitated to the motel and landed a room with Corinne. Jude kept to himself while they lived together for the first few months, too focused on the newspaper job and proving to everyone there he’s qualified for it; considering his dismal high school grades and lack of experience. As time went by Jude started to open up to Corinne about his past and they quickly bonded over their own pained experiences. She’s one of the first people he didn’t feel looked at him as some dirty kid with an alcoholic mother, but someone who went through shit and did everything he could to hold himself together.

After close to two years in DC, Jude felt renewed. He dated and socialized. He went out to bars and movies and actually felt for what passes as normal for the first time in his life. His walls lowered and had his first real relationship with a guy he met at the paper, something he never dared to do back in Salem; mainly because he wasn’t completely sure he was into men or more curious. Yet, after those two years and his life forming into one he only dreamed of, a phone call changed everything.

Jude returned to Salem and went to a neighbor’s house, one of the few who actually were nice to them when others placed great distance. His mother was in bad shape, more so than before. He learned of her legal issues and warrants due to numerous DWIs. He also learned she was behind on bills and was about to lose the house. This placed him in a tough spot because he didn’t know whether to tell her to fuck off, that she buried her own grave, or to help. In the end Jude’s heart guided him to help and after talking to a lawyer they agreed treatment is the first step. However, picking this also meant Jude needed to say goodbye to DC and moved back to his childhood home.

Their mother went through rehab twice after he returned home, the first time everything went well but after four months he found out she’d been sneaking drinks and falling into bad habits again. Harlow had been coming around by then and it made it easier to get her to go in the 2nd time while they worked together with the attorney to get her legal issues under control. Alex wasn’t very involved when it came to anything regarding their mother and with good reason as she forced the eldest Wilson to be a mother-figure to two kids for many years. Since Jude couldn’t work at the DC paper anymore he picked up some freelance writing jobs and eventually came into contact with an agent who referred him out to interested parties in need of a Ghostwriter. At least with this he’s able to keep home and help with whatever’s needed. Even after their mother celebrated 5 years of sobriety Jude’s reluctance to move away kept him there until just a few months ago when he finally moved into a nearby apartment. One that’s not too far from the one Alex moved into after her return from Houston.

Now, the Wilson children are back in Salem once more. Maybe, just maybe, they can rewrite the paths they were given as kids and prove to the world they aren’t doomed. They’re resilient.

PERSONALITY

+  Adaptable, Romantic and Imaginative

-   Frugal, Cautious and Moody

JUDE is played by JESS 2.

[celeb-as-fuck]

damn i just found out iris law (Jude's daughter) accidentally ate an ecstasy pill at her 2nd birthday party which they threw at a private club like holy shit

She was at another kid’s birthday party but yeah not good.

[studykaisoo]

My Life After October 2019 CPALE

I'm writing this 5 days after taking the Certified Public Accountant Licensure exam. I won't talk about the exam proper as we have signed a disclosure agreement. I wanted to write this prior to the results so I would have a neutral narration of my life after taking the board exam.

After the exam

As soon as I went out of my room, I tried to check how much Grab or Angkas (ride-hailing apps) costs to go to my review center (for the send-off party) and alternatively checks how much it would cost me to go home. Thankfully, the ride home is so expensive so I decided to simply ride a jeepney going to my review center. Since there are a lot of examinees in my testing school, I had to walk maybe 5 blocks to get a ride. It rained hard while I was in the jeepney but thankfully I was able to arrive at the review center safely.

Actually, the party was jampacked. As I would describe, the examinees looked like sardines. When I came, there was only few food served left but that didn't matter as long as I was able to eat (Got tired from the exam and commute)

I looked for my friends and thankfully found them despite being in a huge crowd. I met new friends that was introduced by my friend. We asked for selfies with our reviewers and we had some few shots to drink.

Our new friend treated us milk tea and I had a good conversation with them (or rather, I had simply listened because I was too tired to talk)

We went back to our review center at 9PM. It felt nostalgic and ununsual since weeks before the exam, it was open until 11PM but that night, it was already closed.

1st Day

The following day, despite being tired, I had to wake up early since we'll be going to my niece's 1st birthday. We left the house early since the location is out of town (2-3 hours travel time) We went to Padre Pio Shrine in Batangas, attended the mass to give thanks and went off to the party afterwards.

It was nice to see my relatives again after so long. I had my first experience of being a face paint assistant (to my cousin) that day.

That revitalized my love for the arts.

2nd day

Second day after the board exam was my 1st actual rest day. I moved slower that day than usual. There was some body ache, but it was bearable. The only thing on my mind is to achieve what I wanted to do: to clean the bathroom. It has been quite dirty for a while (as I didn't have sufficient time) I know a lot of people doesn't want to do this job because they say "it's gross" or "disgusting" but for me it helps me calm.

3rd day

All of the days after the board exam, I have consistently woke up at around 4-5am. I can't sleep again so I cleaned my study area/desktop. I wanted to sort out all of my handouts but I was still tired so I went back to sleep.

For a change I cooked for my family's lunch. I don't have the skills as compared to my brother who is studying Culinary. But that was enough achievement for the day.

4th day

It was probably the highlight of my break. I went out early to meet my friends. We went to St. Jude first and afterwards, they ate their breakfast in Jollibee (I already ate at home) and we went to Rizal Park. We visited Planetarium, National Museum of Natural History and Anthropology. Afterwards, we went to Binondo Church, Divisoria and Ongpin. It was a fun day appreciating the arts, photographing with my friends and eating different kinds of food. At the end of the day, my brother waited for me and we went home together. It was so tiring yet to fulfilling.

5th day

I prepared some documents for my dad and we went to his office afterwards. After accomplishing all the things we needed to do in his office, my dad and I hang out in 7-Eleven while waiting for our ride. I tried YumYum (Instant Tom Yum) but I guess it wasn't for me. Earlier, I started to sort out my handouts per subject. I planned to continue it tomorrow. I'm planning to give my study materials to my friends who are studying Accountancy.

What I did in between?

I did some little catching up with friends I haven't talked in a while. I backtracked everything I missed with EXO, SB19, other groups I stanned, read webtoons and watching vlogs. I was supposed to watch Kdramas and anime but I haven't started yet.

I don't know what the future holds for me but I am enjoying my break so far. Soon, I'll be preparing to look for a job so I should maximize everything I want to do now.

[interludepress]

What Can You Expect From Us at Book Con? A lot.

Whew!! We've taken our post-YALLWEST nap and we're ready for our next book festival! What can you expect at our Book Con booth (#3022) June 1-2? 

A lot.

SATURDAY, JUNE 1st: 

11 am: NOT YOUR BACKUP Launch Party with C.B. Lee!

Get your copy of Book 3 in CB's Sidekick Squad series for 20 percent off—three days before its official launch! Get there early for book birthday swag!

1 pm: Celebrate the healing power of romance with Jude Sierra 

Pick up copies of Jude's award-winning novels for 20% and meet the author of A TINY PIECE OF SOMETHING GREATER, IDLEWILD, WHAT IT TAKES AND HUSH!

3 pm: Join the lineup for MONSTER OF THE WEEK!  

Join author F.T. Lukens for a galley giveaway of the laugh-out-loud follow-up to THE RULES AND REGULATIONS FOR MEDIATING MYTHS & MAGIC, and get booked in our selfie cryptid lineup! 

SUNDAY, JUNE 2nd:

11 am: HOW TO BE REMY CAMERON galley giveaway with Julian Winters!

Be the first to get your hands on this highly anticipated, heartwarming YA  of overcoming the labels that try to define us. 

1:30 pm: LAUGH! SWOON! Celebrate romantic comedy with author Lilah Suzanne!

 Lilah's latest, JILTED, has been named a finalist for Lambda Literary, Foreword INDIES, and Bisexual Book Awards! We're spreading the love with discounts, giveaways, and an author signing! 

Supplies are limited on all giveaways. All books will be discounted 20 percent throughout BookCon!

[harryseyebrows]

(Part 1) So today I was at a birthday party celebrating my cousin’s twin babies first birthday and as I’m sitting there holding this adorable little baby boy it hit me that their story of coming to be is so so similar to Jude and Eli (my cousin and her husband tried for years and years before finally deciding on IVF and had to go through two rounds because the first didn’t take so they put in 2 embryos the 2nd time around for a better chance and both took) and it just made me realize that you

(Part 2 of twins ask) write the physical and emotional struggle of trying for a baby so well and I’m so excited for Big Fic whenever it does come out because it truly is so real and genuine rather than most fics that are all ‘everything is awesome and babies are so easy to create’. I love that you took on such a challenge to execute this experience that so many people go thru but nobody ever wants to talk about or glorify how truly amazing it is that ‘love and a little science can make a baby’

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ahhhhhh! omg thank you so much for this im CRYING!!!! this is such a huge compliment. im so glad that you enjoy it - im always afraid that its gonna come off as romanticizing, but this makes me happy (: AND, a little birdie has informed me that the big fic will be hitting an ao3 near you in october (((:

[judesmoonbeauty]

Jude Jazza’s 2nd Birthday: “The Cursed Moon Within His Merciless Arms” Epilogue POV

This is a fan translation. 100% accuracy cannot be guaranteed. Please expect grammatical errors and lack of nuance. Creative liberties were taken in order for a smoother translation. Cybird owns everything. Re-blogs are appreciated, but please do not repost or claim my translations as your own. Thank you for your support! ☾⋆

MDNI. NSFW.

Victor: Welcome back, Jude!

It was late at night when I returned to Crown castle after finishing up work at Raven Co.. That’s when Victor greeted me.

Jude: …..Why’re ya still up?

Victor: Why of course, to prepare for your birthday party tomorrow, Jude! …..

Victor: …Oh, look the date has already changed. JUDE, HAPPY BIRTH—

Jude: —Hold it.

Victor: I can’t even give you my wishes? ….That makes me feel so lonely.

Jude: Already gotta prior engagement with ‘em words.

After I rejected him, I thought back to the conversation I had with Kate before I left for work.

[Flashback]

Jude: I’ll be back late t’night.

I don’t share my schedule with others unless it’s necessary.

…..However, my birthday was tomorrow, and she asked me about my schedule a month in advance in order to celebrate it.

She’d been counting down the days, so I felt like I owed it to her to say something.

Kate: Oh, really….?

Seeing Kate look disheartened, guilt that I thought I’d long lost, started to surface.

Kate: ….Um, well, I just have one favor to ask, Jude.

Kate: I want to be the first to wish you happy birthday, so I want to come back to your room no matter how late it is.

Kate: If you sleep at Raven Co., your employees might be the first to tell you…

Kate: Oh, but I’m not saying you have to do it. Just only if it’s possible……

Kate said that with a pasted smile on her face.

It was obvious that she was trying to suppress her feelings so she wouldn’t burden me.

— A woman who understands circumstances, or a woman who doesn’t understand circumstances.

If you ask me which one is better, naturally it’s an understanding woman who stays in her lane.

(But…what’s this?)

(I reckon it’ll be fine to listen to some of the selfish stuff she asks.)

Jude: …..Can’t make no promises, but I’ll try my best.

Kate: Really? Thanks, Jude!!!

[Flash Back Ends]

Remembering Kate’s bright smile, like a moon emerging from the clouds,

I parted ways from Victor towards my room, my pace a little quicker than usual.

When I returned I could tell Kate had waited for as long as she could, having fallen asleep in the chair.

(…..Whadda pain.)

I picked Kate up and carried her to the bed,

The line actually reads that he picked her up behind the knees. Essentially, he princess carried her. However, I felt this is already implied and opted to leave it out.

And then I quickly fell asleep thinking about the wishes Kate would say to me when she woke up.

When my birthday arrived, it was a crazy day.

In the morning, I wasted time dealing with a group of weaklings trying to kill me off,

And that afternoon, Crown celebrated my birthday with a song….

It was late in the evening when I was finally alone with Kate.

Kate: Ohh….Jude…..it feels so…..good…

When I bit into her throat and drove myself deep inside her, Kate clung to me looking blissed out.

When I saw that look, I swallowed hard.

I wanted to make her feel even better, to mess her up even more. To drive her even crazier……A violent need surged throughout my body.

(…..Am I a kid who gets turned on for seein’ my girlfriend gettin’ excited?)

Kate’s tearful eyes, her knitted brows as she tried to endure, her melted expression as she comes…..

I got excited by Kate’s expressions as our bodies melded together,

Just like a boy falling in love for the first time.

Jude: ….That so?

I replied bluntly as I cynically laughed internally at my own immature feelings, when Kate’s eyes flickered anxiously.

Kate: Jude……?

Jude: ……

Jude: …….Ain’t no way I’m gonna strain yer body by tanglin’ up with ya if it don’t feel good.

I gave a round about reply and then slowly moved my hips further forward.

As I dragged against each of Kate’s favorite spots, she let out sweet, soft moans.

However, even though she was completely absorbed in pleasure, Kate didn’t stop asking questions.

Kate: Jude, I…..feel so good…right now….I’m losing my mind….

Kate: Can you….say it more clearly….?

(….This woman’s way too worried if I’m feelin’ good or not.)

All she needed to do was surrender herself to the pleasure I was giving her, but she wanted both of us to feel good.

Each time that happened I felt this itchy sensation deep in my heart, like it’d been tickled by a feather…..

I could feel the presence of the thing called love.

(….Feels even weirder answerin’ without thinkin’ it’s a hassle.)

Jude: Guess ain’t no gettin’ ‘round it…..

Jude: ….Feels good, Kate.

Kate laughed as I brushed her bangs away from her sweaty forehead, and kissed her softly.

Kate: Hehe….hey, Jude….

Kate:……To be honest , I was hoping on your birthday, you’d say “I like you” or “I love you”…..

Kate: I kind of thought you’d say it….

Kate: But….this is plenty for now.

As if to say that she understood all the feelings I couldn’t express,

Kate smiled contentedly and caressed my cheek lovingly.

Illuminated by moonlight, Kate glowed brilliantly….giving the illusion of the moon falling from within reach.

(….Beautiful.)

Kate: ….Oh! But…..you can say them whenever you feel like it, okay? Words of love.

Jude:….If I feel like it.

When I brushed it off Kate pouted in dissatisfaction, and immediately I pressed my lips against hers.

In surprise, Kate tried to escape, but my tongue captured and entangled with hers.

(If I don’t say things like “I like ya” or “I love ya”, you’ll keep chasin’ me for ‘em.)

Just as I chase and cry for the moon, you can chase and cry for me too.

Just keep chasing me under a curse that will never be broken for all time.

I have no intention of telling her that….and I can’t let go yet.

Kate: Mmmm……Jude…..

The voice calling me in between kisses, dissolved all of my sense into a puddle.

Jude: …..Ya might’ve had ‘nough, but I ain’t had ‘nough.

Kate: Mm….the present?

When I attended Crown’s birthday party for me, Kate gave me a tasteful fountain pen as a gift.

It was chosen to match the same diameter of the pen I normally used,

'A tasteful fountain pen' was repeated in this line, but I dropped it because I felt it was redundant.

I’ve no intention of nitpicking about it now, and if you asked me to return it, I wouldn’t give it back.

Jude: Haven’t had ‘nough of ya .

Kate: Huh…..Oh!

I resumed the flow from earlier, and as Kate whimpered sweetly I bit her over and over again, sucking her up.

As I etched red marks into her skin, leaving behind traces of our love-making, Kate moved like she was trying to escape.

Jude: …..Oi, whadda tryin’ to run for?

Kate: B-because….if you leave marks there, I won’t be able to cover them with clothing…..

Jude: Tch…..yer tryna hide it now?

I was surprised that my retort carried a sulky tone to it.

….However, Kate didn’t notice the tone of my voice, but kept staring blankly at me.

Kate: …..Is that okay?

Jude: Is what okay?

Kate: Well….if the Crown members see it tomorrow morning, they’ll say something about it, right?

Kate: Jude, you seem bad with that sort of thing…..

Just as Kate said, some of the Crown guys might tease me if they saw the hickeys.

Or maybe they’ll just look on and not give a lick.

Jude: It’s fine ya don't do that…….Were ya avoidin’ me ‘cause ya were frettin’ over that?

Kate: …..Yeah, but if you don’t care Jude…..

Kate: Then I want you to leave lots of marks on me.

Kate:….Oh, I’m asking you to do everything again.

Jude: ….There’s nothin’ wrong with that.

You were the first to give me birthday wishes, kicked out those gits who attacked me, chose a gift that made me happy,

Called out to me with a soft, sweet voice, accepted me in deepest parts of you, and wanted to cater to me.

…..Kate might think it’s only natural since it’s my birthday, but it’s not just about getting someone to do something for you.

Jude: If that’s whatcha want, I’ll engrave ‘em on ya ‘til ya hate it.

This cursed, cursed night was far from being over.

[Story Master List] [Birthday Letter] Dividers: @.natimiles @.cafekitsune

PLEASE, he is SO SWEET. The way he's slowly noticing emotions in himself that he thought no longer existed, and the fact that he can feel the presence of love inside of himself (when he feels that he out of all people wouldn't, and feels it's suffocating overall.) Ugh, I can't wait to see his character growth over time. And that BLUSH when he admits he hasn't had enough of her!

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[hollyoaksloversx]

Fishing, Football and Finn...

Rounding up a week in Hollyoaks (26th February - 2nd March 2018)

When it comes to CCTV, the Hollyoaks team are a fickle bunch. If they want to progress a story, they use it, but if they want to drag a story to the sun and back, they forget that such a thing exists. This week, CCTV was causing all sorts of problems for Darren and Mandy when they decided to use The Bean as their new love nest. I mean when The Bean was shut. They were’t getting it on over a table whilst Jack was trying to enjoy a cup of coffee and a slice of cake. With The Bean having been recently broken into, Esther was talking about reviewing the CCTV footage, which was obviously very bad news for Darren and Mandy and so using some epically poor distraction techniques, they snuck in and stole the memory card. However, the pair got more than they bargained for when they began looking at the footage and saw local runaway, Peri...

Having run away herself as a teenager, Mandy knew exactly what kind of danger Peri might be in and wanted to tell Leela, but Darren was quick to point out that they risked everyone finding out about their affair in the process. Meanwhile, as Peri’s 18th birthday approached, Leela was more desperate than ever to bring her home and was left frustrated by the police’s lack of interest in the case. Leela was touched by Louis’s offers of help, especially when he offered to pay £5000 towards reward money for any information on Peri’s whereabouts. The only problem was, this money also belonged to Simone and she wasn’t best pleased when she found out that Louis had taken it. Shane overheard the pair arguing in the shop and, wanting to help Simone, put in a hoax call and got the money back. However, his plan backfired when Simone discovered what he’d done and sacked him from the building site for getting Leela’s hopes up.

Having looked at the CCTV footage some more, Darren and Mandy realised that Peri was visiting Tegan in hospital and so Mandy decided to try and speak with her herself. Waiting outside the hospital after dark, it didn’t take long for Peri to show up and Mandy tried desperately to persuade the teenager to go home. Mandy’s powers of persuasion looked to have worked as Peri agreed to go home, but she soon changed her mind when she saw Louis and Leela kissing outside the flat. The following day, Mandy was surprised to hear that Peri hadn’t been home and so decided to tell Leela that she’d seen her. Whilst Leela was furious with Mandy for not taking Peri home herself, she was also relived to know that Peri was okay and still in the area. 

Elsewhere, Tony’s old mate, Finn, arrived back in the village and presented him with a newspaper cutting featuring his old restaurant, II Gnosh. It turned out that Finn had an ulterior motive for the visit as he asked Tony if he could join him in business. Finn was dismayed to discover that Tony already had several business partners and so he and fellow reject, Cindy, decided to join forces and set up their own catering van. Cindy tried to get Tom to give her some money to help them on their way but he’s a sensible lad and said no, pointing out that she and Finn had not thought their idea through. Not to be put off, Finn borrowed some money from a friend and put a bet on a racing dog that ended up losing. Having been bitten by the gambling bug, Cindy saw an opportunity when Tom dropped his bank card and so took £10,000 from his account and put a bet on. Predictably, she lost Tom’s money, and it didn’t take too long for him to discover that £10,000 was missing...

Luckily for Cindy, the Cunningham’s guardian angel, Milo, was just around the corner and ready to help her out. Milo had already taken an instant dislike to Finn as Finn was sure he recognised him from somewhere, but couldn’t quite put his finger on where from. Milo was horrified when he realised that the newspaper cutting that Finn had given to Tony also contained a small piece about him and the Cunningham’s car accident, complete with a photo. With the article now framed and hanging in the restaurant, Milo was determined to get rid of it and so spent the morning in the restaurant waiting for the perfect opportunity to nick it. Having finally succeeded, he took it back to the Cunningham’s and burnt it, where he was interrupted by Finn. With Finn determined to find out what Milo was hiding, Milo had no issues with letting Tom believe that Finn had stolen his money. 

Also this week, Darcy continued with her plan to seduce Jack and lied that she liked fishing so she could spend more time with him. The pair then spent a lovely, but very cold, all nighter seeing what delights the river outside The Dog could offer them. Darren was furious when he realised that Jack had been outside all night in his condition and Jack was left frustrated by Darren’s babying of him. As a result, Jack ended up having too much to drink and passing out. Darcy saw her opportunity and climbed into bed with him and the next morning, told Jack that he had confessed his love to her! 

In other news this week, Buster set up a football academy for the local kids. Keen to show-off to Buster, Marnie donned Ellie’s sports gear and impressed him with her knowledge of football. However, she was soon brought down again when she received news that her court date for pushing Mac from the window had been brought forward. Marnie was worried about receiving a custodial sentence but she ended up being given 100 hours of community service and a curfew tag, meaning she had to be indoors by 7pm each night. Buster asked her out to dinner that evening but she was forced to say no and she reluctantly told him that she didn’t think they should take things any further.

Finally, Scott agreed to help Diane put a stop to Prince and Lily’s wedding when she convinced him that Lily was still too fragile whilst Leah confronted Ste over his affair with Ry Ry and agreed to keep quiet on the condition that he threw her a lavish birthday party! 

5 Things We Learnt This Week:

1. Marnie would rather be locked up for the rest of her life than walk around wearing a curfew tag. They’re so itchy, too!

2. Cindy has a short memory. “Just how big is Tony’s ego, naming the restaurant after himself? It’s embarrassing!”, she said. Erm, remember “Cincerity” and “Cinergy”, Cindy?

3. If making Cindy a burger, hold the relish. It makes her gassy.

4. Netflix doesn’t exist in the Hollyoaks Universe. Instead, they use ‘Filmfilter’ as seen on the Osborne’s TV this week. 

5. Louis likes to lie in bed and tuck into a jar of pickled onions. He also shaves his back in the bath once a month. 

Characters Featured:

Buster, Cindy, Damon, Darcy, Darren, Diane, Dirk, Ellie, Esther, Finn, Hunter, Jack, Leah, Leela, Lily, Louis, Luke, Mandy, Marnie, Milo, Nancy, Oliver, Peri, Prince, Scott, Shane, Simone, Ste, Tom, Tony and Zack. 

Past Characters Mentioned:

Amy Barnes, James ‘Jambo’ Bolton, Brendan Brady, Cameron Campbell, Doug Carter, Gordon Cunningham, Helen Cunningham, Jude Cunningham, Victoria Hutchinson, Danny Lomax, John Paul McQueen, Mac Nightingale, Frankie Osborne, Ruth Osborne, Dennis Richardson.

[tyleroakley-obsessed]

Happy Friday, Memphis! It’s the first day of fall, so be sure to check out the Fall Events Guide, the Halloween/Pumpkin Patch/Day of the Dead Guide, and the Oktoberfest/Beer Fest Guide. Don’t forget that The King and I is at the Orpheum this weekend only, plus the River Series at Harbor Town kicks off their fall concert series on Sunday. Here are the five things you won’t want to miss this weekend, plus a few extras. Repair Days, National Ornamental Metal Museum, Friday – Sunday, free to attend, all ages Bring your busted, rusted, and otherwise damaged metal items to the Metal Museum for a little TLC. During Repair Days, the museum’s crew of blacksmiths and metalworkers will fix your items for a fee, which benefits the museum. The days also include family friendly activities, workshops, and a dinner and auction. BreakFest, Memphis Medical District, Saturday, 10 a.m. – 4 p.m., $10 GA/$30 VIP This year’s fest has moved from Broad Avenue to the Medical District, with teams competing in five categories (bacon, omelets, breakfast sandwich, and more) to earn the title of breakfast and brunch food champion at the second annual BreakFest. There will be games, food trucks, and live music for the general public, and Old Dominic Distillery will sponsor a Bloody Mary contest  Proceeds will benefit Urban Bicycle Ministry. There will be a few tickets available at the gate. Collierville Brewfest, Carriage Crossing, Saturday, Saturday, 4 p.m. – 7 p.m., $35, 21+ The second annual Collierville Brewfest will feature regional and local craft beer samples, food from Carriage Crossing restaurants, live music, games, 20+ local vendors, and a souvenir tasting cup. Memphis v. Southern Illinois, Liberty Bowl, Saturday, 7 p.m., prices vary, all ages Cheer on the Tigers at their home football game this Saturday night. Read more here. Memphis Japan Fest, Memphis Botanic Garden, September 24, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., $5 adults/$2.50 children/free for members Immerse yourself in Japanese music, dance, art, food, theatre, martial arts and more, surrounded by the beauty of Memphis Botanic Garden. Don’t forget that the Mid-South Fair at the Landers Center in Southaven opens this weekend and runs through October 1. Plus a few extras… All Weekend – Repair Days at the Metal Museum (Friday – Sunday) – Shakespeare In Love at Playhouse on the Square (opens Friday; through Oct. 8) – Memphis Zoo Harvest Fest (Sat – Sun) Friday, September 22 – Food Truck Friday at the Dixon – Kristen Rambo Opening Reception at MCA Gallery at Playhouse on the Square – Committed To Wrestling: State of Emergency at RSWF Arena (this is REAL!) – Rachel Rieves Opening Reception at Eclectic Eye – Camille Ray at Hard Rock Cafe – Repair Days at the Metal Museum – South Main Sounds Songwriter Night #66 – 30 Days of Opera “The Telephone” performance at Memphis Slim House (5 p.m.) – Avett Brothers at Mud Island – Love Light Orchestra at Railgarten – Hattiloo’s Birthday Party at the theatre – Harbert Porch Party – Rolling Stones cover band/benefit at the Hi-Tone – “Memphis Renaissance” feat. New Ballet Ensemble and the Symphony at the Levitt Shell – MLK Soul Concert feat. Devin Crutcher at NCRM Saturday, September 23 – Breakfest 2017 in the Memphis Medical District – Shop Small Saturday and The Moon Glimmers at Ghost River – Giant Tent Sale at Harley Davidson – 2nd Annual Collierville Brewfest at Carriage Crossing – St. Jude Walk/Run to End Childhood Cancer at St. Jude – Bark on Broad 5K run – Francis Klein Trunk Show at Eclectic Eye – Pints 4 Pups fundraiser at Slider Inn – Tour de Brewer #2 at Revolutions – Memphis Zoo Harvest Fest – Repair Days at the Metal Museum (feat. 30 Days of Opera) – South City Block Party at Cornelia Crenshaw Library (feat. 30 Days of Opera) – Germantown Horse Fair + Food Truck Festival – Goat Yoga on a farm in Rossville (I don’t even know, y’all…) – Authors Around Town at Two Rivers Bookstore – Tigers V. S. Illinois Football Game at the Liberty Bowl – Eric Hughes Band at Hard Rock Cafe Sunday, September 24 – Brunch Happy Hour at all the Huey’s – Brunch at the Brewery and Sunday Evening Slowdown at Ghost River – Puppies Now, Babies Later Fundraiser featuring puppies (or bring your own) at Loflin Yard – River Series at Harbor Town feat. Amy Lavere + Will Sexton w/ The Moon Glimmers – Memphis Farmer’s Market Farm Party feat. Star & Micey at Loflin – The Weight Is Over Fashion Show at Halloran Centre – Fingertrick Acoustic Show at Hard Rock Cafe Are you a home owner in Memphis, with a broken garage door? Call ASAP garage door today at 901-461-0385 or checkout http://ift.tt/1B5z3Pc

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[judesmoonbeauty]

Jude Jazza’s 2nd Birthday: “The Cursed Moon Within His Merciless Arms” Chapter 2

MDNI. This is a fan translation. 100% accuracy cannot be guaranteed. Please expect grammatical errors and lack of nuance. Cybird owns everything. Re-blogs are appreciated, but please do not repost or claim my translations as your own. Thank you for your support! ☾⋆

TL note: Awkwardly translated spice, omg I'm so sorry.

Victor: Welcome back Jude and Kate! Everything’s ready for your birthday party……

Victor: Why do you look so tattered?!

Jude: Same as usual.

Victor: Something like, “I picked a fight with some people who have a grudge against me and got revenge,” right?

(I wonder if it’s because of Victor’s superior capability of understanding, or if it’s Jude’s norm to gain other’s hatred…..)

(…Probably both.)

Victor: First, let’s prepare a bath.…and if there are any injuries, I’ll call for Roger.

Jude: Only got blood spatter on me…… ‘N ya?

Kate: Not a single scratch either all thanks to your help, Jude.

Jude: Ha, all thanks to me ya say.

Jude: Ya out right tossed some git ‘cause o’ some self-defense maneuver Ellis taught’cha.

Kate: That was only possible because you made sure I wasn’t the focus of their target, Jude—

While Jude and I bickered over today’s incident, Victor burst out laughing.

Victor: Haha, you both really are a great match, don’t you think? Now, keep it up and get along in the future too, yes?

Victor’s warm eyes were fixed on us, and I felt a bit uneasy as he watched over us.

(I wonder if Jude get’s the same feeling…..)

With that thought I stole a glance at him…..

Jude: …Are ya stupid? There’s no way we’ll be gettin’ along.

Just as I thought, he rejected Victor’s words with a look of disgust.

But Jude’s words weren’t only filled with rejection.

Jude: She’ll be tormented, teased ‘n made t’cry by me for the rest of her life.

Victor: Indeed, indeed,……that’s love too!

(….I agree.)

I beamed with joy at the thought of receiving Jude’s expressions of love for the rest of my life.

(And Jude didn’t deny it when Victor said that we’re a “good match”….I’m glad.)

Jude: …..What’re ya smilin’ for?

Kate: Hehe, I’m just savoring this happiness.

Since we couldn’t walk around the castle while we were dirty, we waited at the entrance

Until a maid came and informed us that the bath was ready.

Kate: You can take a bath and freshen up first Jude.

Jude: Ya first. If a manky mud-caked woman were waitin’ ‘round, my tastes be’d questioned.

Although his way of speaking is harsh, Jude is probably just worried about me.

Kate: But you’re the star of the show today, so……?!

In the middle of refusing, Jude grabbed my arm dragged me towards the room.

Jude: Quit fussin’. Let’s go.

Resistance was futile as I was instantly stripped of my clothes, and tossed into the bathroom.

(Well, I’ll wash up quickly and then switch with Jude…..hm?)

Kate: …..Why’d you come in here Jude?

Jude: Thought I’d wash ya.

Jude poured hot water over me and then threw me into the bathtub that was already filled with hot water.

Kate: ….Phuwa!

Jude: Don’t come out ‘til ya count to 100.

With those words Jude took a sponge and lathered it up with soap.

(Jude’s going to wash me? I wonder what he’s up to…..)

Jude: …..Don’t look at me with that dumb look on yer face, ‘n get to countin’!

Kate: O-okay…..1…..2…..

Kate: ….100! Hey, I’m done counting Jude.

Jude: Then go sit there.

When I sat in the small chair that Jude pointed towards with his chin, he meticulously washed my back, arms and legs.

(Wow…..it’s feels so nice when someone else washes you….)

The slightly forceful scrubbing felt pleasant, and my as my eyes drifted absentmindedly, my body was covered in suds.

目を細めている means to squint one’s eyes or partially close them. I opted to adjust this.

Jude: Ain’t no stingin’.

Kate: Yep, I’m fine.

(Oh…I see. If I had any wounds from the fight earlier, the soap would indicate that.)

(Hm, maybe he was washing me to check for wounds hidden underneath my clothes?)

Kate: ..…Thank you, Jude.

Jude: Hah?

Kate: You were worried that I was hurt, weren’t you?

Jude: ……Yer right that I was checkin’, but I ain’t worried.

Jude: Yer a masochistic pervert who likes pain, aren’t ya?

Jude: It’d piss me off if some nameless git who I dunno hurt ya, ‘n ya got off on the injury.

(So, that’s why he checked for wounds beforehand…..?)

He doesn’t flat out say words such as “I love you” or “I like you”.

That’s why I get happy when he shows his jealousy so evidently.

Kate: Even if another person hurts me, it’s nothing more than an injury…

Kate: …..Since I only love the pain you give me, Jude.

Jude: ….Oh?

My words were probably a spark to Jude since a sadistic flame flickered in his eyes.

I instantly felt this instinctive fear, but it was too late to escape —

Before I could resist, Jude wrapped his arm around me from behind, locking me in place.

Google translates this line with: 'He grabbed me from behind,' and while that’s not entirely wrong, it doesn’t include 羽交い絞めにした, which literally means chokehold/full nelson. While Jude does do this in fights with his enemies, he’s not choking Kate in the fullest sense here as context reveals. However, there are several ways he can be holding her in place, so I chose to leave this line as generic as possible for your imagination while trying to note it's more than just grabbing her.

The bubbles on my back soaked through his shirt.

Kate: Jude, your clothes…..

Jude: Changin’’em later anyway, so don’t matter.

This time instead of a sponge Jude used his hand to caress my body.

His large hand gripped my breasts tightly and slowly massaged them.

Since it doesn’t specifically state if he is playing with one or both breasts, I imagine Jude has one arm wrapped around her upper torso/clavicular area while playing with them with his free hand. I opted to translate that he grabs both.

Kate: …….Mm.

When I looked down, I could see them being squeezed into different shapes, it was so dirty.

But if I looked away, then I’d solely be focused on the feeling of his slippery fingers due to the suds.

Jude: Ahh….they’re already so hard.

Because he’d grazed them so many times, my nipples were stiff.

Jude pinched the tips roughly, and flicked them with his fingers.

Kate: Mmm….!

Jude: ….If yer body’s this sensitive, then you’ll even get horny if someone ‘sides me touches ya, innit?

Kate: O-of course not. Jude you’re the only…..ah!

Jude: What’s that? Couldn’t hear ya. Care to repeat?

While I was speaking my breasts were stimulated again, causing my body to twitch with both sharp pain and pleasure.

With no where to escape, heat built in my lower abdomen, and the back of my head began to tingle.

Kate: You’re the only one….I feel….good with Jude.

While I managed to say something despite being choked up with sweet pain, I felt Jude faintly laugh from behind.

Jude: ….Fine then. I’ll believe ya for now.

After saying that, Jude released me from his arms and washed away the suds.

Then a towel was placed on top of my head and the water was briskly wiped away.

Kate: Uh? Umm….Jude

Jude: What?

Kate: What about the rest……

Although I was nearly peaked I didn’t finish off,

And it made my body ache for his touch even more.

Jude: Wait.

Kate: ….Wait?

Jude: Can’t hear me? Wait ‘til tonight.

Kate: B-but…..

Jude: Surely, ya can wait that long…..Even a puppy can do that.

Jude: ‘Sides……didn’t I tell ya to satisfy me today. Ya should just accept the torture.

(That, that….JUDE JAZZAAA!)

— Even though our feelings are mutual, and even though it’s his birthday celebration, his ruthlessness is as strong as ever.

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TL note: Sorry for all the lengthy footnotes on this one, it was quite tough to translate this one because it was hard to convey the phrases being used....like when Jude grabs Kate's tatas, it's described as an eagle's grips/tight/strong. So, trying to find the right words to convey the strength and pain was a bit of a struggle. Ick, not my best I feel.

Only Jude and Kate would be bickering over who helped who in a fight lmao.

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