#juat a misunderstanding

[spahhzy]

GoL: Why is that Arc child still resentful towards me, hey you, follower of mine? Did you send Arc that girlfriend? you know the red-headed green eyed one? The invincible girl?

Angel: ...oh uhm...what girlfriend sir?

GoL: ...I told you three months ago... to send him a girlfriend.

Angel: You mean...kill him and his friends, right?

GoL: Oh my me, Is that why everyone has been dying around him and why he is physically and emotionally dead!?

Angel: He-he-he looks fine...he's taking it pretty well!

GoL: This explains so much.

Angel: Im sure we can fix th-hyruc! *getting choked out*

GoL: Uh oh...uhm Pyrrha, my child, please don't kill him.

Pyrrha: You mean to tell me... I died because of you MISINTERPRETED GODS WILL!? *doing the choking*

Angel: *dying*

Pyrrha: I'll send you to the after-after life!

GoL: *rubbing temples*

[emeraldwit]

Who the F@ck is Peanut pt.2

"So, how did you meet your "Peanut?" Collossus asked.

"Oh you know followed all the steps; kidnapped them from their home Dimension, got them thrown into the trash heap at the end of time,tried to destroyed a car. Wished them to spend 3 days of close proximity with me to Go on an epic, adrenaline infused adventure that ended with them permanently anchored to the existence of Our Dimension and most importantly Me. Killed the bad guy. Had dinner and then immediately moved them in and adopted the sweetest baby girl in the world" Wade answered holding Mary up to his face. "Best first date ever"

"...... You Kidnapped Them?" Collosses froze mouth agape. Face in obvious shock and deep concern.

"Is that really what your stuck on?"

Who the F@ck is Peanut?- a Promt idea.

After wade and logan save dimension 10005 and logan moves in. Logan mentions that he doesn't want to meet the xmen of 10005, as he is not their Wolverine and he's not looking to replace his x-men. So wade agrees not to tell.

But Wade's nickname is mouth for a reason. He loves to talk. So when he visits the mansion, he avoids saying any super Identifying nick names. Like Logi-bear, wolvie, honey-badger, ect. He just uses Peanut and they/them pronouns when he talks about Logan to them.

So the x-men know that deadpool is dating someone new but not knowing who. Cause wade keeps sharing stories with them about how "Penuts crazy matches his crazy" and how the sex get really gross super quick but is some of the most satisfying shit he's ever had, and that Peanut is open to trying nee things they've never got to before and the way They rip apart bad guys is super inspiring.

How his Peanut is super self conscious, touch deprived, lonely and doesn't know how to fully people. Not that Peanut told him that, but with how wade observed them and the tva divulging some background angst.

So the X-men kinda wants to know who's dating Wade. Because they sound like a sensitive, hard ass with self-worth issues that's getting way over their head by being in a relationship with the Merc.

So they try to meet Peanut. They invite them to the manor for a party. Try to go to the bar, even crashed at deadpools place to try and meet them. No luck

The closest they got to "meeting Peanut" was when Wade joined for a mission, forgot baby knife and took them to their appartment, left them in the living room and bounced to one of the closed doors. Going in and what appears to sound like wade leaping onto someone on the bed and proceeds to pet name and kiss all over their face while Wade digs around the sheets looking for said knife. (Bs it was a ruse for Wade to see logan in an adorable sleep sodden state cause that shit is a sweet as Miss Mary Puppins).

Open on what direction the author decides to take. Can be 5 in one.

[quinntell]

fit and Ramon just chilling inside Ramon’s house and just talking to each other. juat I njoying each others presence

Ramon sitting on the floor messing with some kind of contraption while fit cat he shim up on all that’s been happening and looking away with a red tint to his face when he mentions pac and Ramon looks at him with a knowing smile

fit eventually getting bored of talking and instead sits on the floor with Ramon (while complaining about his back and how he’s not getting younger) and he asks Ramon to tell him about what he’s making and Ramon give him as best detail as possible and fit misunderstands a few times but all in all is genuinely interested and listening but since it’s later then fit would normally stay up fit ends up falling asleep half on Ramon and Ramon struggles a bit but drags fit (who is a surprisingly heavy sleeper) to bed and curls up next to him his lil project safety tucked away on a table as they both sleep on Ramon’s bed

fit later wakes up and puts a blanket on Ramon and goes back to his lil cave room thing and passes out again until his normal time

Pure rant

[chirpsythismorning]

Sorry, i just saw the incredibly long answer you made about the ask i sent you and i think we got lost in translation because all i meant was that they writers are showing us what's going on with Mike because he is not verbalizing it, but the fact that he is jot saying it, doesn't mean it's not there. People are juat assuming stuff about Mike instead of trying to see him.

Oh sorry about that!! I was confused and almost didn’t respond, but I’m glad I did so we could clear that up.

I think Mike 100% follows the rules of show don’t tell throughout the series, which is why if you go off of what he says outright as the definitive truth about everything, you’re going to miss a lot of the important details that are trying to explain further what his words often leave out or only just barely allude to.

I think there is way too much evidence to support Mike being more complex than he lets on. And so if I ignored all of that, I feel like I would be ignoring what makes Mike such a unique character.

I love how they’re approaching Mike’s arc as it unravels bc although most casual fans hate him, that was sort of the point. The writers want us to misunderstand Mike when he is at his most misunderstood.

That way, when we finally start to understand him in the last season, that’s when casual fans will realize they only had doubts about his character when the story intentionally put stuff there for us to feel that way.

When the truth is revealed beyond just what is being shown subtly, I think there will be an immense sense of relief and acceptance among viewers, especially bc so many will feel bad for not seeing how much he was struggling all those times they were convinced he was the bad guy. In reality, he was going through things that we weren’t supposed to fully realize at the time, making that all feel really satisfying once it finally unfolds.

[tottymatsuno]

Okay so the death note au would be so funny bc you know the uncle trio is getting murked first, then hijiwara shounosuke afterwards which makes the brothers freak out

But light basically goes: while i think these six annoying child celebrities are idiots, its not a crime to be stupid no matter how obnoxious they are

But the brothers annoy him so badly during the investigation that eventually Light kinda just goes: okay well, theres always an exception to the rule

And writes their names in the death note, but it doesn’t work initially bc Matsuno is their stage last name, not their REAL last name. So he spends like 3 death note episodes (which is one C skits lengjt of ososan) gaining matsuyo (SPECIFICALLY HER) trust to reveal their last names, however she misunderstands and tells him her maiden last name instead

And then light writes all their names in the death note again but nothing happens. The whole time Jyushimatsu seeks.Ryuk, is scared but keeps his mouth shut

Eventually matsuyo and matsuzou have light over for dinner again, and light gets matsuzou tipsy with idk police wine he got from hia father for investigating the kira cases, and hw asks matsuzou why they go by the stage name, and what their real names are

And matsuzou is like "Our real last name is Yamada." And then Light excuses himself immediately to the bathroom rigut as the six come home, and start making a mess and its now personal bc hes bonded with their parents and is doing this bc they werent reliable or capable sons, nd really are useless aside from their little series

And he writes their name in the death note, in the bathroom over rhe toilet in case someone walks in on him, and Osomatsu does walk in on him, sees the book, makes a grossed out face like "??? Why are you jacking off HERE in our bathroom right now??? I was gonna do that!!! Go home, bastard!" Light and Osomatsu starts arguing bc ligjt was NOT masturbating in their bathroom

But the death note stuff happens and light turns around bc osomatsus gasping and having a heart attack, but its not a real one osomatsu just wasnt expecting light to havw a tiny dick and it shocks him half to death

And then the rest of them come in and sees it too an falls over and Light starts screaming help motjer matsuyo i think theyre having heart attacks, nd hes super embarssed bc his pants are down and they were yelling about him jerkin it

Anyways they still didn't die, all of them sit up and are like why...is it so little....hes so tal? Whispering and gossiping to themselves

And then light seduces totoko promising her money and marriage if she juat tells him one little secret about her childhood friends and costars -- whats their real names

And shes like "Oh, their real names are (the denki mystery names) Yamada, they just go by matsu bc of Akatsuka (:"

And then light, overjoyed writes their names in the deatj note after excusing himself to the bathroom, to which totoko lets him know she doesnt mind that hes creepy and an incel with a little dick who masturbates in strangers toilwts bc hes got moneh, future and the son of a police officer or something

And then light writes their names in the death note and they dont die, and then he just asks them their names and they say them normally. And then they blink and are.dead

[sick-as-a-dog]

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[raineyy]

i’m very curious as to why you seem to hate “terfs” as much as you do. trans people face real, physical violence from men on a daily basis. men, not some rando women on twitter, are the ones who hurt and murder trans people, particularly trans women. bestie, why are transphobic men not the center of your hate? why do you instead wax poetic about your hate for feminist women?

Well actually I think you misunderstand. I hate all transphobes, all of them. Male conservatives, terfs, transmeds etc. And youre right, trans people do face real violence and its horrible. (for the sake of answering your question I am juat gonna assume youre correct that men do it the most)

Dont twist it around. I am a feminist. Feminism is one of the things that led me to finding out I was trans. This is one of the reasons I really don't like terfs.

Transphobic men are often ridiculed and torn apart, their reputation (rightfully) ruined. They often face retribution in a public setting, Ie tumblr or twitter.

But terfs? Not terfs. Not only are they often backed up by their huge clique of groupies who encourage them, they will also pat themselves on the back and tell themselves that they did a good thing (See my previous anon that just called me Male. I bet they felt really good about that)

Terfs are defined by the fact that they dont like me and people like me. They are the ones who are able to pull strings to exclude people like me from support.

I do not hate feminist women. It brings me life to see other women flourish, feel liberated and to stand up for themselves. To break free from traditional standards and demand change in the systems that oppressed them.

[wait-whats-his-name-again]

so I found out last night that I cant talk to my parents when it comes to mental issues one gave me the silent treatment and is the one that says things like "dont say things like that you do not" the other misunderstands everything I try to explain and says "Thats not how I raised you to be" !!I JUST WANT HELP!!

They don't understand that im not saying that its their fault im just saying that I have a problem that I want to be checked out and helped before im out of the fucking house im tired of this shit im tired of them and it was pretty easy to live with them before Covid but now they are almost unbearable

idk if anyone is actually going to read this but I juat needed to get this out

[justagrin]

im juat going to stop talking lmao i cant deal with going nonverbal every time someone misunderstands me or doesnt hear what i said

[galsblog]

I'm probably exhausted.Probably my eyes don't close at the night. I probably want your arms to wrap around me. I don't unterstand how we got this way. How do we transport ourselves to this thine line, between happiness and the path to darkness? Do not misunderstand me, the fact thar they are diferent paths, does nor mean that there is no happiness in thw dark, it juat means that you are nor there. For monent while I was returning to my family I thought of you. When your eyes avert me and your thoughts are miles away from me and our nightly smiles. I sure love you but I'm scared to admit it. So I'll be the one to leave first. I'm afraud you'll fall in love with someone again and it's not me.

[renfys]

A list of the kink meme prompts I want to write. This is mostly for my own benefit tbh and is about as far back as I’ve gone on the pinboard right now, but if there is something on there that you want filled let me know. I’ll write femslash and some het. 

My Fic / Ko-Fi

F!Inquisitor/Cassandra - struggling with unrequited love

Inquisitor is the type girl who rarely feels attraction to anyone. When she meets Cassandra she's instantly drawn to her, first as a friend then more. She struggles with her feelings, she never wanted this before. She doesnt flirt but her attention is always fixed on Cassandra when she's near and she feels jealous because other people get to spend more time with Casssandra than she does.

It's obvious Cassandra is not interested. She does seem happy to spend time with the Inquisitor, but never seeks her out herself.

Whether it's a misunderstanding and they end up together or not is up to the author.

Cassandra/M!Inquisitor - Body Worship

M!Inquisitor loves making Cass melt with lots of slow, sensual foreplay and body worship.

Bonus points for Trevelyan and Divine Cassandra and some semi religious praise kink. 

F!Inquisitor/Josephine - F!Inq gives Josephine a day off

Josephine is always working hard and he Inquisitor thinks she needs a day off. She gets Cullen and Leliana to handle Josephine's duties and pampers her.

Maybe she takes Josie to Val Royeaux or prepares a meal for her and helps her relax (in more ways than one *wink*). Just give me lots tender loving care for Josie.

F!Trevelyan/Josephine - Body Worship

Pre-Trespasser. Josephine finds that she's been gaining weight: she's softer, rounder, her clothes barely fit anymore. She becomes self-conscious, more so when she's around Lady Trevelyan, who is in peak physical form. The Inquisitor shows her that she's as beautiful as she ever was, maybe even more so.

  F!InquisitorTrevelyan/Josephine

Another game of wicked grace and Cullen attempts to exact his revenge against Josephine.

When the stakes are raised once again to the removal of clothing, Josephine bets her inquisitors clothes instead of her own. Neither the inquisitor or Cullen are impressed by the development.

How this ends is up to anon :)

Cullen/Cassandra

Cullen and Cassandra first respect each other as purpose-driven and faithful, then as friends, then as more.

They both get their rocks off on reading "smutty literature" to each other in bed.

F!Inquisitor/M!Companion, Inexperienced with men

A F!Inquisitor is bisexual and, though she has had plenty of sex with women, she's never had sex with a man. Maybe she's really confident flirting with women but really nervous around men?

Cullen/Quizzy and Cass/Josephine; Cullen and Cassandra are good wingmen 

Neither Cullen nor Cassandra is very adept at this relationship thing, but together they make one almost functioning adult. I'd like a fic of the two of them being each other's wingmen: Cassandra encouraging Cullen to actually talk to f!Quizzy and Cullen dropping not-so-subtle hints towards Josephine on Cassandra's behalf at the War Table. Things like that.

+ the intended beloved gets the wrong end of the stick and has to gently let down one of them (Quizzy is not interested in Cass or Josie is not interested in Cullen)

UNFILLED: Josephine/Cassandra, Josephine de Bergerac Cassandra wants to be wooed, right? And M!Quiz, being a useless wreck at that sort of thing (maybe he's a nonhuman who doesn't understand human culture, maybe he's just a Trev who can't talk his way out of a paper bag), naturally turns to the Inquisition's local master of etiquette and sophisticated conversation for help. Josie, well aware that she has no chance with Cassandra due to the latter's unfortunate gender preference, resigns herself to assisting him because it's the closest she can get and she does, after all, want to make her friends happy. Little does she know, Cass is quite capable of being wooed by Josie after all... I'm hoping for a happy ending for our girls (and even M!Quiz if he's a decent sort), but if all you've got is angst I'll happily take that too.

UNFILLED: Cassandra, sickness Cassandra Pentagahst, slayer of dragons, righter of wrongs, doer of deeda, does not jave time for a cold, no matter how much her frienda tell her to juat rest a day or two. When it turns into something far nastier, settles in her chest to stifle her breathing, she doesn't have much choice. +Josephine/Cassandra ++ Fevered hallucinations

[your3rdeye]

Into the void

Dad I wish you could hear me when I tell you I love you and still look up to you. Our arguments full of jabs fueled by liquor and whatever drug brings up old feelings of misunderstanding and hurt. You can be so easy to talk to, the problem is were mostly silent when sober and don’t talk about anything more then the daily news. We both are addictive personalities and attempt over and over to connect when were not thinking clearly. I love you and let go of the stabs as soon as I walk away. I wish you didn’t feel that I have a grudge against you. We are so similar, why can’t we just remember this in the moment and laugh about It. I have hope that we can stop this cycle. We need to sacrifice. Let go of egos. I’m trying to ease the stress I have caused. Im sorry for the mistakes I made and continue to make. I’m still figuring myself out. And yeah I'm struggling some days. Yes im a little confused and a little lost. But not completely, thanks to you and everyone else in my life. Your just another me. I see all the good in you and it always outweighs the bad. Your my Dad, and that means so much to me. If only you could feel what I feel. It’s not easy for anyone. This isn’t unusual. I fear you not understanding my love for you before you move on. I’m working on myself. I’m sorry.

[kuwini]

Yeah!!! Like what happened to us because of juat a mere misunderstanding.

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